1 00:00:02,786 --> 00:00:03,586 CIA 2 00:00:03,946 --> 00:00:05,765 created in the shadow of the bomb 3 00:00:05,765 --> 00:00:08,384 and operating in the shadows ever since. 4 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:11,153 A proud agency, where brave heroes 5 00:00:11,153 --> 00:00:13,383 and brilliant minds 6 00:00:13,383 --> 00:00:16,691 joined forces to battle godless Communism, 7 00:00:16,691 --> 00:00:18,721 manage strategic alliances, 8 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:21,360 and develop effective interrogation techniques, 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,229 en route to winning the Cold War. 10 00:00:24,229 --> 00:00:27,558 This is the story of America's great house of spies. 11 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:30,467 It is also my story, of how I learned 12 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:33,336 to defend our country by defying intelligence. 13 00:00:33,336 --> 00:00:34,665 License? Good morning. 14 00:00:34,665 --> 00:00:36,265 Here you go. 15 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,204 Oh, uh... 16 00:00:39,204 --> 00:00:41,373 do you need to see my fluids? 17 00:00:41,373 --> 00:00:42,533 Huh? 18 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:43,533 I... 19 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,512 bagged my fluids. 20 00:00:46,512 --> 00:00:48,071 What's that? Gumbo. 21 00:00:48,071 --> 00:00:49,471 Asopao. 22 00:00:49,471 --> 00:00:52,540 My mother made it for me to celebrate my first day at work. 23 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,909 She's very proud, as you can imagine. 24 00:00:53,909 --> 00:00:55,179 She, uh... 25 00:00:55,179 --> 00:00:57,008 Yeah. 26 00:01:11,253 --> 00:01:12,193 Hands up! 27 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,362 We have suspicious fluids! 28 00:01:16,362 --> 00:01:17,791 What? 29 00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:19,391 No. No, no, no, no. 30 00:01:19,391 --> 00:01:20,590 That's my lunch. 31 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:22,660 Okay. Okay. Thank you. 32 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,659 Okay. Okay. 33 00:01:24,659 --> 00:01:26,768 All right. 34 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:33,006 Mr. Martinez, apparently, you've been the victim of a security glitch. 35 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:35,635 I've been told that there was a memory leak 36 00:01:35,635 --> 00:01:38,604 in our database which apparently merged our "new hired" list 37 00:01:38,604 --> 00:01:40,544 with our "terrorist watch" list. 38 00:01:40,544 --> 00:01:41,843 Our apologies. 39 00:01:41,843 --> 00:01:43,073 Okay. 40 00:01:43,073 --> 00:01:44,343 Between you and me, 41 00:01:44,343 --> 00:01:46,172 consider yourself lucky that these gate jockeys 42 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,041 don't keep up on the terrorist briefings. 43 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,110 Technically, you were to be shot on sight. 44 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,510 Well, let me be the first to welcome you to the CIA. 45 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:56,549 I can't think of a better way for a proud American to serve their country. 46 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:57,718 Thank you. 47 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:00,517 Ooh. 48 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:01,787 Say, you're not planning on taking 49 00:02:01,787 --> 00:02:03,816 any domestic flights in the next few weeks, are you? 50 00:02:03,816 --> 00:02:04,566 No. 51 00:02:05,286 --> 00:02:07,225 Good. Good. 52 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:09,554 That's probably best. 53 00:02:11,494 --> 00:02:12,213 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:18,961 --> 00:02:20,960 You look lost. 55 00:02:25,199 --> 00:02:27,138 Are you lost? Yeah. 56 00:02:27,138 --> 00:02:28,398 This is my first day. 57 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,037 I have an appointment with the director. 58 00:02:30,037 --> 00:02:32,037 Well, which director? Science and Technology? 59 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:33,576 Intelligence? Support? 60 00:02:33,576 --> 00:02:35,076 Clandestine Services. 61 00:02:35,076 --> 00:02:36,805 Well, lucky you. 62 00:02:36,805 --> 00:02:38,745 Come on, I'll show you. 63 00:02:41,044 --> 00:02:42,983 Clandestine Administration and Oversight Services, 64 00:02:42,983 --> 00:02:45,842 or as we like to affectionately refer to it around here: 65 00:02:45,842 --> 00:02:47,752 CHAOS. 66 00:02:49,751 --> 00:02:51,850 You are entering a house of mirrors, 67 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:54,020 and you will not survive without help. 68 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:57,289 I can provide that help, and all I ask for 69 00:02:57,289 --> 00:03:00,018 is a chance to prove my value. 70 00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:07,125 Mr. Martinez is here, sir. Send him in. 71 00:03:08,465 --> 00:03:10,924 I apologize for the mess. 72 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,593 We're under serious cost-cutting pressure. 73 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,502 Every program is up for funding review. 74 00:03:16,502 --> 00:03:18,601 Remind me... 75 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:20,601 which program did you apply for? 76 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,100 Core Collector Training. 77 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,839 Well, that's unfortunate. 78 00:03:24,839 --> 00:03:27,139 Our CC program's been red-tagged. 79 00:03:27,139 --> 00:03:28,468 Red-tagged? 80 00:03:28,468 --> 00:03:29,978 Yes, the program lost funding. 81 00:03:29,978 --> 00:03:31,707 Job's been cut. 82 00:03:31,707 --> 00:03:32,947 Sorry. 83 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:34,576 Well, 84 00:03:34,576 --> 00:03:37,845 it was a pleasure meeting you, Operat... 85 00:03:37,845 --> 00:03:39,814 Mr. Martinez. 86 00:03:39,814 --> 00:03:41,884 So that's it? 87 00:03:43,213 --> 00:03:44,653 I'm out? 88 00:03:44,653 --> 00:03:46,512 But I've trained 89 00:03:46,512 --> 00:03:49,621 my whole life for a career with the CIA. 90 00:03:49,621 --> 00:03:51,451 My whole life. 91 00:03:51,451 --> 00:03:53,690 When my brothers were at soccer camp, 92 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:55,589 I stayed home and studied Arabic. 93 00:03:55,589 --> 00:03:57,189 While everyone else was dating, 94 00:03:57,189 --> 00:03:59,888 I was working at a firing range getting paid in bullets 95 00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:01,527 so I could train on semi-automatics. 96 00:04:01,527 --> 00:04:03,857 I-I-I will, I would be, 97 00:04:03,857 --> 00:04:06,366 I could be... a good spy. 98 00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:09,535 I'm dedicated, I'm focused... 99 00:04:09,535 --> 00:04:12,134 and embarrassing myself. 100 00:04:12,134 --> 00:04:13,503 I'm sorry. 101 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,463 I suppose I should let you get back 102 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,032 to slashing jobs. 103 00:04:17,032 --> 00:04:18,632 Wait a minute, Mr. Martinez. 104 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,701 Have a seat. 105 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:27,039 I'm won over by your spirit. 106 00:04:27,039 --> 00:04:29,008 As it happens, 107 00:04:29,008 --> 00:04:31,048 there is a position available here 108 00:04:31,048 --> 00:04:32,877 at the Agency, an assignment 109 00:04:32,877 --> 00:04:36,716 that requires the skills and savvy of a seasoned spy 110 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:39,385 cloaked in the veneer of youthful innocence. 111 00:04:39,385 --> 00:04:41,244 Are you interested? 112 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:42,314 Yes. 113 00:04:42,314 --> 00:04:44,453 Good. 114 00:04:44,453 --> 00:04:45,623 Good. 115 00:04:45,623 --> 00:04:47,052 Starting today, 116 00:04:47,052 --> 00:04:49,452 you will be assigned to the Office of Disruptive Services. 117 00:04:49,452 --> 00:04:53,490 Your task will be to monitor the activities of your office mates, 118 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,859 report back any proof of misconduct. 119 00:04:55,859 --> 00:04:58,229 Consider no offense too small. 120 00:04:58,229 --> 00:04:58,948 You... 121 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,697 want me to be a mole? 122 00:05:03,727 --> 00:05:05,896 I want you to be a spy. 123 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:09,305 That is what you trained for your whole life, is it not? 124 00:05:09,305 --> 00:05:10,964 Well... 125 00:05:10,964 --> 00:05:12,804 yes, but... I see. 126 00:05:12,804 --> 00:05:14,403 You're conflicted. 127 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:16,673 Well, I assure you, Mr. Martinez, 128 00:05:16,673 --> 00:05:19,272 these men, the ODS... 129 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:22,041 represent a cancer... 130 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:26,309 a cancer fueled by feckless ego... 131 00:05:26,309 --> 00:05:29,608 a cancer sucking the precious lifeblood 132 00:05:29,608 --> 00:05:31,418 from the intestinal walls 133 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,547 of this agency. 134 00:05:33,547 --> 00:05:36,716 You would be doing this country a great service. 135 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:40,185 Can I have some time to think about it? 136 00:05:40,185 --> 00:05:40,935 No. 137 00:05:41,854 --> 00:05:44,523 You're faced with a clear choice, Mr. Martinez. 138 00:05:44,523 --> 00:05:46,993 Either you walk out of this office as you walked in-- 139 00:05:46,993 --> 00:05:48,962 a civilian... 140 00:05:50,192 --> 00:05:53,390 ...or you walk out of this office a spy. 141 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:55,820 ♪ ♪ 142 00:05:57,659 --> 00:05:59,598 Get the door, would you? 143 00:05:59,598 --> 00:06:00,868 The door? 144 00:06:01,838 --> 00:06:03,937 Pants on, Billy! New guy. 145 00:06:03,937 --> 00:06:05,636 Where are your manners? 146 00:06:05,636 --> 00:06:07,236 "New guy" has a name. 147 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:09,535 Mick, right? 148 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,274 No, no, it's, uh, Rick. 149 00:06:12,274 --> 00:06:13,874 Rick Martinez. 150 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,003 Martinez? You're a Mexicano! 151 00:06:16,003 --> 00:06:17,343 Bueno, bueno! No, I... 152 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,612 Hey, where'd you pinch that? 153 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:20,741 Plotkin's office. 154 00:06:20,741 --> 00:06:22,181 Chair's stolen? 155 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,150 If we were to put in a formal request, 156 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,210 you'd be sitting on a milk crate for six months. 157 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,579 Besides, Plotkin won't miss that. 158 00:06:27,579 --> 00:06:29,319 He ate a bullet last week. 159 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,618 I'm sorry. 160 00:06:31,618 --> 00:06:34,217 No, literally. He ate a bullet, on a dare. 161 00:06:34,217 --> 00:06:35,717 It got lodged in his lower intestine, 162 00:06:35,717 --> 00:06:37,286 and septic shock set in. 163 00:06:37,286 --> 00:06:38,456 Now he's out 164 00:06:38,456 --> 00:06:39,625 on full disability, and you're 165 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,455 the proud new owner of his Herman Miller. 166 00:06:42,324 --> 00:06:44,124 Hey. 167 00:06:44,124 --> 00:06:45,123 This the new guy? 168 00:06:45,123 --> 00:06:46,293 His name's Rick. 169 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:47,493 And he's Mexican. 170 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:49,892 I'm Puerto Rican. 171 00:06:49,892 --> 00:06:51,091 Oh, I stand corrected. 172 00:06:51,091 --> 00:06:53,301 There you go-- your very own desktop. 173 00:06:53,301 --> 00:06:55,830 Comes with Windows '97 installed. 174 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,829 You're kidding me, right? 175 00:06:57,829 --> 00:06:59,599 You're familiar with the IRS, 176 00:06:59,599 --> 00:07:02,538 U.S. Postal Service, FEMA-- what do they all have in common? 177 00:07:02,538 --> 00:07:05,207 They're government-run agencies? 178 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,636 As is the CIA. 179 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:09,076 Now, when was the last time you walked into the post office 180 00:07:09,076 --> 00:07:10,945 and shouted, "My God, I've stepped into the future"? 181 00:07:10,945 --> 00:07:12,404 Will you look 182 00:07:12,404 --> 00:07:13,814 at the furry mug on that! 183 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:15,573 He's so cute! 184 00:07:15,573 --> 00:07:17,413 You're Scottish. Indeed, I am. 185 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:20,412 Billy Collins, born and bruised in North Edinburgh. 186 00:07:20,412 --> 00:07:21,911 And I imagine you're wondering 187 00:07:21,911 --> 00:07:23,881 what I'm doing working for the CIA. 188 00:07:23,881 --> 00:07:25,480 A bit. 189 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,719 I was with the British Secret Service, 190 00:07:27,719 --> 00:07:29,249 until I was... decommissioned 191 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,888 for a wee bit of reckless, boyish mischief. 192 00:07:31,888 --> 00:07:33,018 Meaning he was deported. 193 00:07:33,018 --> 00:07:34,517 A mostly irrelevant detail. 194 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,556 This proud fermenter 195 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:37,986 of negativity is Casey Malick. 196 00:07:37,986 --> 00:07:39,326 I suspect 197 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,855 you're wondering how such a boorish man with... 198 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:43,424 well, zero discernable charm 199 00:07:43,424 --> 00:07:46,263 has managed a 12-year stint with the Agency. 200 00:07:46,263 --> 00:07:47,933 Oh, go on, don't be shy, 201 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,162 tell him. 202 00:07:49,162 --> 00:07:51,102 I'm a human weapon. 203 00:07:53,301 --> 00:07:55,170 I can never bring myself to admit it, but it's true. 204 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,340 That fine-looking specimen 205 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:59,569 is our fearless leader, Michael Dorset. 206 00:07:59,569 --> 00:08:01,968 He's a tactical genius with a fevered brain. 207 00:08:01,968 --> 00:08:04,777 Which has sadly rendered him a devoutly paranoid bastard. 208 00:08:06,307 --> 00:08:08,906 Tell me... how did it come to pass that 209 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,675 Director Higgins chose to bless us with additional staff when 210 00:08:11,675 --> 00:08:13,244 the Agency's cutting jobs right and left? 211 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:15,144 And the bastard emerges. I just 212 00:08:15,144 --> 00:08:17,443 find it strange that Mr. Martinez is here. 213 00:08:20,452 --> 00:08:22,551 I can only assume that the director's plan 214 00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:25,450 is for me to absorb your working knowledge of the Agency... 215 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:28,719 and then replace you at half the pay. 216 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,289 Ho-ho! 217 00:08:30,289 --> 00:08:32,088 I like this guy! 218 00:08:32,088 --> 00:08:33,628 He's muy caliente! 219 00:08:35,757 --> 00:08:38,056 You guys seeing this? Yeah. Yeah. 220 00:08:41,225 --> 00:08:44,594 Um... is there something I need to know. 221 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:49,872 Hey, how about some coordinates? 222 00:08:49,872 --> 00:08:51,102 I'm driving blind here. Working on it. 223 00:08:51,102 --> 00:08:52,501 What's happening? 224 00:08:52,501 --> 00:08:54,341 Plutonium residue was picked up at Dulles. 225 00:08:54,341 --> 00:08:56,170 Passenger manifests ran against our terrorist list 226 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,840 a guy 227 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,469 named Khalid Farooq. It's our job 228 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,209 to locate and track Farooq's activities. 229 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:03,208 Michael's trying to get a lock on his cell. 230 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:04,677 Got him. Three blocks southeast. 231 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:05,977 That's on the other side of the square. 232 00:09:05,977 --> 00:09:07,147 Do what you got to do. 233 00:09:09,176 --> 00:09:10,885 Excuse me. Out of the way. 234 00:09:13,455 --> 00:09:14,314 Sorry. 235 00:09:19,383 --> 00:09:21,752 Excuse me. 236 00:09:24,621 --> 00:09:26,820 So, tell me, how much do you know about the ODS? 237 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,589 Uh, I know that the program was created under Reagan, 238 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:30,989 that the ODS was meant 239 00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:33,128 as a return to the days when ops were identified, 240 00:09:33,128 --> 00:09:35,067 planned and implemented by a single team. 241 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,297 Right here. Stop. 242 00:09:36,297 --> 00:09:38,126 Hey, that pretty much nails us, lad-- 243 00:09:38,126 --> 00:09:40,066 the last of the old-school spooks. 244 00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:41,335 There. Farooq. 245 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:43,665 Ugh, look who's on his tail. 246 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:45,664 - Damn. - Who is that? 247 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,203 Clarkson, Homeland Security. 248 00:09:47,203 --> 00:09:49,033 We're in potential hot water-- we're operating 249 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:51,372 within U.S. borders and failing to share intelligence. 250 00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:54,111 Farooq's leaving. Martinez, make contact with Clarkson. 251 00:09:54,111 --> 00:09:55,411 Give him this copy 252 00:09:55,411 --> 00:09:56,980 of our coordination codes, and by all means, Okay. 253 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,740 treat him nicely-- he could have all our necks. 254 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,539 Clarkson's on the move. 255 00:10:02,548 --> 00:10:03,268 ♪ ♪ 256 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:19,923 No, no, no, no! No, no! Wait! Wait! 257 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,862 It's cool. I'm CIA-- we're tracking your man, Farooq. 258 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:25,291 Our coordination codes. 259 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,560 We... 260 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,560 I want you to have them. 261 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,999 As a sign of mutual respect 262 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:33,528 and cooperation between our two great agencies. 263 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,386 What? 264 00:10:43,135 --> 00:10:45,074 You're Russian? 265 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,980 Get in. 266 00:11:06,147 --> 00:11:07,387 Hmm? 267 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:11,386 You're understandably confused. 268 00:11:11,386 --> 00:11:14,455 It's because you've been set up, duped. 269 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:17,254 We made up the threat, we made up Farooq. 270 00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:20,123 And we did all that to trick you into climbing into a car 271 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:22,092 and handing an envelope to a known Russian operative. 272 00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:23,392 Casey? 273 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,261 It's a little slide show. 274 00:11:25,261 --> 00:11:27,630 That there's some pretty damning stuff. 275 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,730 Selling secrets to the Russians? 276 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,199 You're looking at life without parole. 277 00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:33,199 But why? 278 00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:35,268 You think we didn't know that Higgins recruited you 279 00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:36,637 to spy on us, Mr. Mole? 280 00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:39,037 That he's been looking for an excuse to cut our program? 281 00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:40,576 This is day one for you, right? 282 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,605 Well, consider this your first big lesson 283 00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:44,245 about life on the inside. 284 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,414 Trust within the Agency isn't earned. 285 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,014 It's owned. 286 00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:51,383 And now we own you. 287 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,988 If it makes you feel better, 288 00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:07,987 I'm not ruling out a second date. 289 00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,726 You've got to believe me. 290 00:12:09,726 --> 00:12:12,096 It wasn't my idea to be a mole. 291 00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:14,555 The director manipulated me into saying yes 292 00:12:14,555 --> 00:12:16,564 before I even knew what I was saying yes to! 293 00:12:16,564 --> 00:12:19,163 You traded your soul, 294 00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:21,263 your honor, for the promise of a job. 295 00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:24,132 Now, I can tell you've got the heart of a hero, 296 00:12:24,132 --> 00:12:26,731 but heart isn't enough to survive in the spy game. 297 00:12:26,731 --> 00:12:29,070 No. You need cunning. 298 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:32,199 You need to be able to sniff out deception, manipulation. 299 00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:35,838 You need to think three steps ahead the whole time. 300 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,907 I'm not trying to make excuses, but it was my first day. 301 00:12:42,606 --> 00:12:44,375 Don't despair, son. 302 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,745 From where I'm sat, 303 00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:47,944 you've still got a bright future with the Agency. 304 00:12:47,944 --> 00:12:51,243 Provided you play your cards right. 305 00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:53,452 What? What-What do you mean? 306 00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:56,621 What cards do I have?! 307 00:12:56,621 --> 00:12:58,890 I have cards?! 308 00:13:15,935 --> 00:13:17,994 What, no coffee? 309 00:13:17,994 --> 00:13:19,394 You should have at least brought coffee. 310 00:13:19,394 --> 00:13:21,403 It would go a long way toward winning us back. 311 00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,902 You don't own me. 312 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:25,501 Sure, you've got 313 00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:28,071 photos of me passing sensitive secrets to the Russians, 314 00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:31,739 but I have an 800-pound gorilla in my corner. 315 00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:33,339 I am sanctioned 316 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:36,538 by the Director of Clandestine Operations. 317 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:38,077 Show him the photos! 318 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:41,946 And I say he will pick my word over yours. 319 00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:47,684 We wouldn't show the pictures to Higgins. 320 00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:52,123 We'd leak the pictures to the press, and then you 321 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,922 would become so toxic that Higgins would have no choice but 322 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:56,851 to deny any connection. In fact, 323 00:13:56,851 --> 00:13:58,990 he'd most likely end up leading an investigation 324 00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,290 into your double-agent activities. 325 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,919 I thought you said I had cards! 326 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:06,358 I say a lot of things I don't mean. 327 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:07,558 Relax. 328 00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:09,567 As Higgins' committed minion, 329 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,596 you still have value to us. 330 00:14:11,596 --> 00:14:13,596 Jonathan Aldridge. 331 00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:14,895 Freelance reporter. 332 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,595 He's been held hostage by Sudanese rebels 333 00:14:16,595 --> 00:14:17,834 for the last five months. 334 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,304 And his family has tried repeatedly 335 00:14:19,304 --> 00:14:20,633 to negotiate his release, 336 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,733 but every time they think they've reached an agreement, 337 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,102 the rebels simply up the ransom, 338 00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:25,702 which currently stands at eight million dollars. 339 00:14:25,702 --> 00:14:26,971 This came to us yesterday 340 00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:29,041 courtesy of a French operative we know. 341 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:33,709 My hosts have become frustrated 342 00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:35,908 with the slow response to their demand. 343 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,917 I am to be denied food and water 344 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,646 until the full ransom has been delivered. 345 00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:43,416 I suggest... 346 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,514 I implore you to take them for their word. 347 00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:50,424 Guys, if we're going to do this, we need to hustle. 348 00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:51,953 We've tried repeatedly 349 00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:54,052 to get Higgins to authorize a rescue mission, 350 00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:55,892 but he's turned us down every time. 351 00:14:55,892 --> 00:14:57,061 Why? Gutlessness. 352 00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:58,721 He's the kind of guy who thinks 353 00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:01,330 you can steal second while keeping a foot on first. 354 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,529 What Casey's trying to say is, Higgins defines success 355 00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:05,359 as the absence of failure. 356 00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:08,767 Inaction has become the battle cry of the Agency. 357 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:09,967 Good morning! 358 00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:11,437 What are we up to? 359 00:15:11,437 --> 00:15:12,836 Back off! Right now! 360 00:15:12,836 --> 00:15:14,006 Weather report for tomorrow says rain. 361 00:15:14,006 --> 00:15:15,165 Don't forget your umbrellas! 362 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,805 Freakin' zombie. 363 00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:18,434 What's with that guy, anyway? 364 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:19,674 His program was cut. 365 00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:21,673 He's got no office, no place to report. 366 00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:23,173 Now he's stuck walking the halls. 367 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,742 Here's the deal. 368 00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:26,812 We want you to go into this briefing 369 00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:28,941 and convince Higgins to authorize a rescue mission, 370 00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:31,010 which we, the ODS, will spearhead. 371 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,850 In return, should you prove successful, 372 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:36,178 we'll give you back your freedom. 373 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:39,287 Well, I think that should about do it. 374 00:15:39,287 --> 00:15:42,756 Ah. I'd like everyone to welcome 375 00:15:42,756 --> 00:15:44,956 Mr. Martinez, 376 00:15:44,956 --> 00:15:47,655 a shiny new star in the Agency constellation. 377 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,554 We were just finishing up. 378 00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:52,953 Do you have, uh, some business 379 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,792 that needs addressing? 380 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,062 Well, uh, 381 00:15:57,062 --> 00:16:00,061 actually, sir, I was hoping you might reconsider 382 00:16:00,061 --> 00:16:01,700 your position in the Aldridge hostage 383 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,160 situation. 384 00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:05,999 Read your case file. 385 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,368 Mr. Aldridge is a French citizen. 386 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,167 That, per national interests, makes him a French problem. 387 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,806 Ah, yes, but he has dual citizenship. 388 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,605 He's lived here most of his life. 389 00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:18,345 More importantly, he's All-American. 390 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,044 Literally. 391 00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:21,773 He played cornerback for Florida State. 392 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,143 These briefings are about 393 00:16:23,143 --> 00:16:25,142 new information. 394 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:28,151 Do you have some new information on Mr. Aldridge? 395 00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:32,220 Well, we know that the rebels have cut off food and water. 396 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,719 The rebels have made a threat. 397 00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:37,188 A threat does not constitute actionable intelligence. 398 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:39,388 But isn't this a time when a threat is enough? 399 00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:52,123 These images are from the Chechen-Azerbaijan border, 400 00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:54,833 a known haven for Al-Qaeda sympathizers. 401 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,832 Give me your assessments. 402 00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:59,561 What are we looking at? 403 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,400 It appears to be some sort of bunker. 404 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,570 Possibly an ammunition cache. 405 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:04,799 Making it a site 406 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:07,398 worthy of a preemptive strike? 407 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:10,367 Yes, I suppose so. 408 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,807 Miss Carson, would you care 409 00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:14,846 to bring Mr. Martinez up to speed? 410 00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:17,705 It's not a bunker. It's a root cellar. 411 00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:20,414 Those are potato farmers storing potatoes for winter. 412 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,343 Actionable intelligence, Mr. Martinez. 413 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,012 I suggest you take the time 414 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,712 to learn its true meaning. 415 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,921 Well, we're done here. 416 00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:31,580 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 417 00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:46,326 You know, I wouldn't sweat your call back there. 418 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:49,864 Half the room voted to bomb the potato people. 419 00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:51,734 Thanks. 420 00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,163 Fay Carson. 421 00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,463 Rick Martinez. 422 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:57,132 I wouldn't bother committing the name to memory. 423 00:17:57,132 --> 00:17:59,201 I won't be around very long. 424 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,869 You know, I could really go for a steak. 425 00:18:05,869 --> 00:18:07,539 You like steak? 426 00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:10,708 I'm betting you do. 427 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,006 I don't get it. Why 428 00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:15,116 does the director need me? 429 00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,316 You have to remember 430 00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:17,415 that Higgins is mid-management. 431 00:18:17,415 --> 00:18:19,215 The ODS has friends in high places. 432 00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:22,114 They are protected, right up to the point where they screw up. 433 00:18:22,114 --> 00:18:24,413 You've heard of office politics? 434 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:26,882 Ours come with poison pills and guns. 435 00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:30,051 But enough shop talk. 436 00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:32,860 Tell me something about yourself 437 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,020 that I can't expertly deduce. 438 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,459 I was engaged for three years 439 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:40,928 to my college sweetheart, but that's over. 440 00:18:40,928 --> 00:18:42,197 Your choice or hers? 441 00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:43,667 No, it was actually my brother's. 442 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,866 He convinced her to move to Denver with him. 443 00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:47,595 Turns out that 444 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,904 they were secretly in love with each other for two years. 445 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:52,264 I know what you're thinking. 446 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,233 How could I possibly be a good spy 447 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,602 if I'm that blind to matters of the heart? 448 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,941 I don't consider that a character flaw. 449 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:02,770 It simply means that you're open, trusting. 450 00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:06,739 A quality seriously lacking in most of the men at the Agency, 451 00:19:06,739 --> 00:19:09,148 who, as you can imagine, tend to be rather secretive creatures. 452 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,608 Yeah, tell me about it. You know, 453 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,817 I have this crazy theory about dating in the Agency. 454 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,147 Would you like to hear it? 455 00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:16,746 Yeah, sure. 456 00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:20,085 Commit to being a couple on the first date. 457 00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:22,754 Then work out the relationship details later. 458 00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:23,923 Look at us, for example. 459 00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:25,283 If we were to couple up, 460 00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:27,922 we'd have to commit tonight, this minute, 461 00:19:27,922 --> 00:19:29,292 because within a week, 462 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,361 we'd be keeping so many secrets from each another, 463 00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:33,930 it would doom any hope of us surviving a normal courtship. 464 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,730 Are you trying to seduce me? 465 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:36,479 No. 466 00:19:39,728 --> 00:19:43,197 Oh, man. Ah... 467 00:19:47,706 --> 00:19:49,735 Excuse me. 468 00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:51,804 Potty break. 469 00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:55,673 What are you doing? 470 00:19:55,673 --> 00:19:57,372 Saving your ass. 471 00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:59,772 You obviously don't know that Fay works for Higgins. 472 00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:01,311 She does? 473 00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:03,240 She's his right-hand gal, his functioning brain. 474 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,680 My guess is, Higgins knows 475 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,549 that we know that he sent you to spy on us. 476 00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:09,948 Oh, man. You think Fay was working me? 477 00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,688 Have you looked in a mirror lately? 478 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,647 That woman is way out of your league. 479 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,556 Why else would she be wining and dining a newbie like you? 480 00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:18,915 Oh, I'm such an idiot. 481 00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:20,825 Martinez, meet our French operative. 482 00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,424 Hi. Vidor, bonsoir. 483 00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:24,693 Gentlemen, I do not bring you good news. 484 00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:27,163 My government sent two agents in to negotiate 485 00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:29,192 the release of Aldridge, 486 00:20:29,192 --> 00:20:32,161 and, uh, well, we lost them. 487 00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:34,330 Killed? Vanished. 488 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:37,429 Poof. My government has no more appetite 489 00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:38,969 for further loss of life, 490 00:20:38,969 --> 00:20:40,798 so we informed your director, with hopes 491 00:20:40,798 --> 00:20:42,597 that he would step in, but sadly, 492 00:20:42,597 --> 00:20:44,967 he doesn't trust our account of the lost agents. 493 00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:48,506 Well, then, it falls on us to get it done. Billy? 494 00:20:48,506 --> 00:20:50,775 Agreed. We'll get it done. 495 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:54,474 What are we getting done? 496 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,243 We're going to travel to Sudan without Agency authorization, 497 00:20:57,243 --> 00:20:59,382 and rescue Aldridge. 498 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,569 I got us booked on a flight to Cairo, leaves Reagan at 6:40. 499 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,138 From Cairo, we'll piggyback a CTC hopper into Khartoum. 500 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,267 Our mission requires a translator. 501 00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,667 An Arabic-speaking translator. 502 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,666 I don't suppose you've been inoculated for cholera? 503 00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,275 No, malaria and yellow fever. 504 00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:20,675 No cholera. 505 00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:22,374 Oh, we'll have to deal with that. 506 00:21:22,374 --> 00:21:24,104 The plan-- make contact with the rebels, 507 00:21:24,104 --> 00:21:25,373 present ourselves as representatives 508 00:21:25,373 --> 00:21:27,173 for Aldridge's family and pay the ransom. 509 00:21:27,173 --> 00:21:28,842 And who exactly are you planning 510 00:21:28,842 --> 00:21:30,582 to hit up for eight million dollars? 511 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,741 Okay, I see where this is heading. 512 00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:34,880 Well, it looks like you guys got this covered. 513 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,280 I'm going to hit the gym. 514 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,879 Maybe sneak in a massage. 515 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,548 We're in for a hell of a long flight. 516 00:21:42,588 --> 00:21:44,687 Is he always so helpful? 517 00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:46,486 Don't worry about Casey. 518 00:21:46,486 --> 00:21:48,556 At crunch time, he'll bring it. 519 00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:00,662 Hello, Miss Moneypenny. 520 00:22:00,662 --> 00:22:03,431 You look ravishing today. 521 00:22:03,431 --> 00:22:05,800 I'm not really a Connery fan. 522 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,069 Oh, how is that possible? 523 00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:11,798 This accent is a siren's call to reckless fornication. 524 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,038 Not for me. 525 00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:15,707 Maybe if you could manage a Tobey Maguire accent. 526 00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:16,936 You're joking. 527 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,406 What can I say? 528 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,005 I like a lap-size man. 529 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:26,813 We really need your help, Balshik. And we're willing 530 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,683 to make it worth your while. 531 00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:30,712 A trade, perhaps? A trade? 532 00:22:30,712 --> 00:22:32,181 You mean, a bribe? 533 00:22:32,181 --> 00:22:33,851 What are you going to bribe me with, Dorset? 534 00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:34,820 Money? 535 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,150 I work for the Counterfeit Office. 536 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,589 I'm sitting on billions. 537 00:22:38,589 --> 00:22:39,919 Mm-hmm. 538 00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,588 What about Greece? 539 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,027 What if I could get you stationed in Greece? 540 00:22:45,027 --> 00:22:46,427 Then would you be willing to make a trade? 541 00:22:46,427 --> 00:22:50,225 You could make that happen? 542 00:22:50,225 --> 00:22:54,164 I spent three weeks in a Serbian tool shed, 543 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,363 duct-taped to the Mediterranean Field Director. 544 00:22:56,363 --> 00:22:59,732 In his darkest hours, my co-captive confided in me 545 00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:02,431 a rather colorful array of personal failings 546 00:23:02,431 --> 00:23:04,901 and professional malfeasances. 547 00:23:04,901 --> 00:23:08,000 Trust me, I can make it happen. 548 00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:17,846 Rest assured, if I am not surrounded 549 00:23:17,846 --> 00:23:20,745 by slim, tanned Greek men 550 00:23:20,745 --> 00:23:23,584 by week's end, 551 00:23:23,584 --> 00:23:25,684 I will destroy you. 552 00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,329 Higgins is gunning for you. 553 00:23:41,329 --> 00:23:42,588 What? Yeah, well, 554 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,757 he's convinced the ODS is inserting themselves 555 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:45,927 in this Aldridge problem 556 00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:47,457 and that you're helping them. 557 00:23:47,457 --> 00:23:48,696 I... 558 00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:50,266 am not at liberty to say. 559 00:23:50,266 --> 00:23:52,035 Look, I can only warn you. 560 00:23:52,035 --> 00:23:53,864 I can't protect you. 561 00:23:53,864 --> 00:23:56,564 By the way, you owe me 54 bucks for that steak dinner. 562 00:23:56,564 --> 00:23:58,633 Oh, I'm so sorry about that. I got pulled away. 563 00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:00,132 By Michael, no doubt. 564 00:24:00,132 --> 00:24:01,472 He was saving me 565 00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:03,301 from whatever nefarious plan you were, you know, 566 00:24:03,301 --> 00:24:04,701 seducing me for. 567 00:24:04,701 --> 00:24:05,940 And you believed him? 568 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,210 Yeah. 569 00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:08,939 Because I'm the evil ex. 570 00:24:10,639 --> 00:24:12,878 You didn't know? 571 00:24:12,878 --> 00:24:14,977 Yes, Michael and I used to be married. 572 00:24:14,977 --> 00:24:17,477 Until I divorced him for being too controlling. 573 00:24:17,477 --> 00:24:19,916 Which was apparently a message 574 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,285 he failed to receive. 575 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:25,084 So, you weren't spying on me for Higgins? 576 00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:26,724 I mean, 577 00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:28,153 you really did like me? 578 00:24:28,153 --> 00:24:29,683 Yes. 579 00:24:29,683 --> 00:24:31,652 I really did like you. 580 00:24:31,652 --> 00:24:34,121 Note the past tense phrasing. 581 00:24:35,361 --> 00:24:37,730 How did you know where to find me? 582 00:24:37,730 --> 00:24:40,189 Your company-issued phone 583 00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,759 comes with a tracking system. 584 00:24:41,759 --> 00:24:44,558 Higgins knows where you are at all times. 585 00:24:51,665 --> 00:24:53,105 Bring him in. 586 00:24:59,073 --> 00:25:00,572 Okay, he's headed toward the ground floor. 587 00:25:00,572 --> 00:25:03,042 He's exiting the building. 588 00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:10,879 Split up. He should be in the courtyard. 589 00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:23,455 What up, my bros? 590 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,323 His phone was stuffed in the bag of bird seed. 591 00:25:28,323 --> 00:25:31,122 And just when I was beginning to think him an idiot. 592 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:39,830 Hello? 593 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,329 No, this is his boss. 594 00:25:42,329 --> 00:25:44,398 Well, I'll be sure to ask. 595 00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:49,336 Someone claiming to be his mother. 596 00:25:49,336 --> 00:25:51,536 Wondering if he enjoyed 597 00:25:51,536 --> 00:25:53,435 the asopao. 598 00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,334 Asopao? Do you think it's code? 599 00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:57,374 Look into it. 600 00:26:05,511 --> 00:26:07,950 That is a beautiful color on you. 601 00:26:07,950 --> 00:26:10,779 Not every man can pull off such a flamboyant undershadow. 602 00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:13,748 They confiscated my good sunscreen at the airport. 603 00:26:13,748 --> 00:26:17,047 Which is why I hate-- hate-- flying commercial. 604 00:26:17,047 --> 00:26:20,256 Why the sour puss, lad? 605 00:26:20,256 --> 00:26:23,285 We're on horseback, riding through the heart of hell 606 00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:25,095 to save a man from certain death. 607 00:26:25,095 --> 00:26:26,494 This is heroes' work. 608 00:26:26,494 --> 00:26:29,363 Trust me, when you're old and feeble like Pink Cheeks here, 609 00:26:29,363 --> 00:26:31,193 you'll look back on these as happy days. 610 00:26:31,193 --> 00:26:32,632 It's just... 611 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,432 you're not worried about what Higgins is gonna do 612 00:26:34,432 --> 00:26:36,201 to us when we get back to the Agency? 613 00:26:36,201 --> 00:26:37,800 Only if we fail. 614 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,630 Only if we fail. 615 00:26:52,506 --> 00:26:54,045 They're sending out a greeting party. 616 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:56,214 Mm-hmm. 617 00:27:02,212 --> 00:27:05,411 Casey, I want you to ride down and make contact. 618 00:27:05,411 --> 00:27:06,951 Inform them that we've come to pay 619 00:27:06,951 --> 00:27:08,320 Aldridge's ransom. 620 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,220 Me? What about the mole? He's the one who speaks Arabic. 621 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,119 Which is why I can't risk having his head blown off 622 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:13,859 before we settle into negotiations. 623 00:27:13,859 --> 00:27:15,588 This will explain everything. 624 00:27:16,628 --> 00:27:17,657 Good luck. 625 00:27:17,657 --> 00:27:19,727 Yeah, bite me. 626 00:27:34,532 --> 00:27:36,531 Here you go, read this. 627 00:27:51,106 --> 00:27:52,976 Human weapon? 628 00:27:52,976 --> 00:27:54,745 No doubt, he's picking his moment. 629 00:27:56,714 --> 00:27:59,084 At the risk of sounding disparaging, 630 00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:01,383 I sense we're not dealing with gentlemen. 631 00:28:17,148 --> 00:28:18,477 Tell them that's two million. 632 00:28:18,477 --> 00:28:21,116 The remainder will be brought once we've confirmed 633 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,146 Aldridge is alive. 634 00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:32,353 He wants to know where the rest of the money's hidden. 635 00:28:32,353 --> 00:28:35,322 That remains a secret until we have Aldridge safely in hand. 636 00:28:46,628 --> 00:28:49,127 Okay, that guy just handed him a machete. That can't be good. 637 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:50,597 He says he doesn't like secrets. 638 00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:52,366 Or us. And he's happy 639 00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,595 to start chopping off fingers until we tell him. 640 00:28:54,595 --> 00:28:56,935 Well, he's clearly gained the upper hand in this negotiation. 641 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,174 Oh, great. 642 00:29:15,608 --> 00:29:16,448 ...CIA! 643 00:29:31,423 --> 00:29:33,223 Okay. Okay, what did... what did you say? 644 00:29:33,223 --> 00:29:34,692 I blew our cover. 645 00:29:34,692 --> 00:29:38,021 I told him that we are elite operatives of the CIA. 646 00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:41,130 That chopping off our fingers would accomplish nothing. 647 00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:43,029 That we've been trained to endure intense torture. 648 00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:44,659 Trained to beat death itself. 649 00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:46,298 I'm loving the bold words, sonny, 650 00:29:46,298 --> 00:29:48,368 but I fear he's about to ask for a demonstration. 651 00:29:48,368 --> 00:29:49,207 I know. 652 00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:22,656 Highlight of the mission, right there! 653 00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:30,494 What did he say? 654 00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:31,823 He says that I am a fool. 655 00:30:31,823 --> 00:30:34,792 And he's always happy to do business with fools. 656 00:30:36,332 --> 00:30:39,831 Tell him you want to see Aldridge. 657 00:30:39,831 --> 00:30:42,060 Aldridge. 658 00:31:03,783 --> 00:31:05,542 Jonathan? 659 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,451 My name is Michael. 660 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:11,520 I'm with the CIA. 661 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:15,689 The rebels have agreed to let us take you home tomorrow. 662 00:31:15,689 --> 00:31:18,958 They're allowing us to leave to go get the rest of the ransom. 663 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,117 They want to show that they can be trusted to do business. 664 00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:35,062 What was your head count back there? 665 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,562 14 hostages. 666 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,561 Chinese oil speculators, 667 00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:39,771 Dutch aid workers, 668 00:31:39,771 --> 00:31:41,400 and our two missing French operatives. 669 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,900 So, what are you thinking? Extraction? 670 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,839 Four of us against 100-plus heavily-armed rebels? 671 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:47,069 Not a chance. 672 00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:49,978 You are aware that halof those poor souls will starve 673 00:31:49,978 --> 00:31:51,607 before their releases are negotiated. 674 00:31:51,607 --> 00:31:53,536 But the four of us mounting a suicide mission 675 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:54,576 won't solve that problem. 676 00:31:54,576 --> 00:31:55,946 So I say we contact the Agency, 677 00:31:55,946 --> 00:31:58,515 share our intel. There are multiple lives at stake now. 678 00:31:58,515 --> 00:32:00,344 That's exactly why they won't take action. 679 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,713 CIA's not in the business of rescuing foreigners, remember? 680 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,983 We're going to have to find another way. 681 00:32:11,321 --> 00:32:15,159 Today I witnessed the bravest thing I've ever seen in my life. 682 00:32:15,159 --> 00:32:17,489 I watched a man eat a scorpion. 683 00:32:17,489 --> 00:32:20,228 A live, poisonous scorpion. 684 00:32:20,228 --> 00:32:22,257 It was somewhat extraordinary. 685 00:32:22,257 --> 00:32:24,096 Less extraordinary than it appears. 686 00:32:24,096 --> 00:32:27,425 I recognized it as an Emperor scorpion. 687 00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:28,495 They're not lethal. 688 00:32:28,495 --> 00:32:30,464 They're actually considered 689 00:32:30,464 --> 00:32:32,903 a delicacy in some parts of the world. 690 00:32:32,903 --> 00:32:35,233 Martinez, I owe you an apology. 691 00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:36,402 Why? 692 00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:38,132 Well, it's hard to pinpoint. 693 00:32:38,132 --> 00:32:40,801 Truth be told, I've lost track of all the lies 694 00:32:40,801 --> 00:32:43,000 I've fed you over the last couple of days. 695 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,270 What I'm offering is 696 00:32:44,270 --> 00:32:45,769 a blanket apology. 697 00:32:45,769 --> 00:32:47,978 You see, the thing is, we're a pretty tight group. 698 00:32:47,978 --> 00:32:50,848 We watch out for one another, and it's been that way for, what? 699 00:32:50,848 --> 00:32:52,507 Six glorious years. 700 00:32:52,507 --> 00:32:54,616 I want you to forget what I told you 701 00:32:54,616 --> 00:32:57,575 about trust being owned within the Agency. 702 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,585 It can be earned. 703 00:32:59,585 --> 00:33:03,683 And today you earned it, plain and simple. 704 00:33:03,683 --> 00:33:05,053 Well, since we're in love again, 705 00:33:05,053 --> 00:33:07,182 I say we give the kid his present. 706 00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,951 What's this? 707 00:33:09,951 --> 00:33:12,250 Your photos from the Russian tryst. 708 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,290 You, sir, 709 00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:14,620 have earned your freedom. 710 00:33:16,589 --> 00:33:20,498 I propose a toast to Señor Rick, mission MVP. 711 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,727 First honors. 712 00:33:22,727 --> 00:33:24,366 Wow. 713 00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:27,835 Well, uh... 714 00:33:29,365 --> 00:33:32,234 I suppose it's no secret, but I really hated you guys 715 00:33:32,234 --> 00:33:36,133 the first day on the job when you took ownership of me. 716 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,802 I really hated you guys the second day, too, 717 00:33:37,802 --> 00:33:38,972 when you forced me 718 00:33:38,972 --> 00:33:41,441 to put my career on the line with Higgins. 719 00:33:41,441 --> 00:33:42,970 Yesterday was a travel day, 720 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:46,979 so mostly, I hated the airline food, but today, after seeing 721 00:33:46,979 --> 00:33:48,678 those hostages, after seeing how much 722 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:51,647 you guys are willing to risk to save even one life, 723 00:33:51,647 --> 00:33:53,517 I recognize now that 724 00:33:53,517 --> 00:33:56,146 you're not bad for the sake of being bad. 725 00:33:56,146 --> 00:33:58,215 You're bad for the sake of doing good. 726 00:33:58,215 --> 00:34:00,385 You guys are true heroes. 727 00:34:00,385 --> 00:34:02,724 I mean that. 728 00:34:09,991 --> 00:34:10,741 Ah. 729 00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:15,490 Oh, man, that is, uh... 730 00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:19,358 That is... good... stuff. 731 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:27,766 Sometimes we can be right bastards. 732 00:34:43,151 --> 00:34:43,900 Oh. 733 00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:19,768 You've been listening 734 00:35:19,768 --> 00:35:23,337 to the dulcet pipes of my beloved homeland. 735 00:35:23,337 --> 00:35:25,107 Don't bother trying to dig out the receiver, lad. 736 00:35:25,107 --> 00:35:26,306 It's glued to your inner eardrum. 737 00:35:26,306 --> 00:35:28,805 What did you do to me?! 738 00:35:28,805 --> 00:35:30,675 Apologies for drugging and ditching you like we did, 739 00:35:30,675 --> 00:35:33,044 but you see, it was the only way we could see fit 740 00:35:33,044 --> 00:35:34,614 to motivate Higgins to launch a rescue operation. 741 00:35:34,614 --> 00:35:35,843 By getting me taken hostage? 742 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,543 We needed to put pressure on him. 743 00:35:37,543 --> 00:35:40,182 We needed to put an operative in impending danger, 744 00:35:40,182 --> 00:35:41,951 and that meant you. 745 00:35:41,951 --> 00:35:44,550 Okay, and you couldn't tell me that in advance, huh? 746 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:47,019 Well, there was some concern you might chicken out. 747 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:49,689 Not from me, mind. 748 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:50,988 Who thought I would chicken out? 749 00:35:50,988 --> 00:35:52,358 No, no, I'm not naming names. 750 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:55,127 Just know I was outvoted two-to-one. 751 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:18,639 What's happening?! 752 00:36:18,639 --> 00:36:19,739 Mission is underway. 753 00:36:19,739 --> 00:36:21,078 Keep the hostages covered 754 00:36:21,078 --> 00:36:22,678 and on the ground. 755 00:36:22,678 --> 00:36:25,047 A CIA rescue operation is underway. 756 00:36:25,047 --> 00:36:27,406 I need everybody to lie flat 757 00:36:27,406 --> 00:36:28,576 and cover yourselves. 758 00:36:28,576 --> 00:36:30,515 Martinez, it's very important 759 00:36:30,515 --> 00:36:31,915 you try and not get wet. 760 00:36:31,915 --> 00:36:32,914 Why? 761 00:36:34,384 --> 00:36:36,413 Huh, guys? What happens if you get wet? 762 00:36:38,223 --> 00:36:40,522 Sorry, buddy. This might sting a wee bit. 763 00:36:50,589 --> 00:36:51,628 Oh. 764 00:36:57,566 --> 00:36:59,596 We have to split the hostages into two groups. 765 00:36:59,596 --> 00:37:02,395 We can't fit everybody into one helicopter. Come on, let's go. 766 00:37:02,395 --> 00:37:04,234 Billy and I will take the more injured. 767 00:37:04,234 --> 00:37:06,733 You and Casey will lead the others to the second drop point. 768 00:37:06,733 --> 00:37:07,903 You got it? Let's hustle. 769 00:37:07,903 --> 00:37:09,202 We only got about a minute 770 00:37:09,202 --> 00:37:11,002 until the rebels are back on their feet. 771 00:37:11,002 --> 00:37:12,301 Come on. 772 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:21,478 Hold 'em here. 773 00:37:21,478 --> 00:37:23,408 Hold, hold. Okay. 774 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:33,914 Do you know how to say "We surrender" in Arabic? 775 00:37:33,914 --> 00:37:34,984 "Isteslemna." 776 00:37:34,984 --> 00:37:36,353 Great. 777 00:37:36,353 --> 00:37:39,322 I suggest you start shouting it now. 778 00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:44,061 You're running away?! 779 00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:46,890 What happened to the Human Weapon?! Huh?! 780 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:50,929 You know, I knew you would suck! 781 00:37:59,406 --> 00:38:00,336 Isteslemna! 782 00:38:00,336 --> 00:38:02,335 Isteslemna! 783 00:38:02,335 --> 00:38:03,604 Isteslemna! 784 00:38:05,374 --> 00:38:06,503 Okay. 785 00:38:06,503 --> 00:38:08,503 Isteslemna! Okay. 786 00:38:40,262 --> 00:38:43,331 I heard your doubts and insults. 787 00:38:43,331 --> 00:38:45,391 Your words stung. 788 00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:48,860 They stung hard. 789 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,299 Any hostages hurt? No, we're good. 790 00:38:51,299 --> 00:38:53,668 Keep them safe. We'll provide all the cover we can. 791 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:56,497 Rescue copter's on the way. 792 00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:58,566 You're in charge of the hostages. 793 00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:14,941 Before I do what I'm required to do, 794 00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:16,950 I feel compelled 795 00:39:16,950 --> 00:39:19,919 to offer you a chance to redeem yourself, 796 00:39:19,919 --> 00:39:22,179 Mr. Martinez, if only in my eyes. 797 00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:24,518 Do you have anything to tell me? 798 00:39:24,518 --> 00:39:26,417 You mean about the ODS? 799 00:39:27,617 --> 00:39:30,186 What I can tell you is this... 800 00:39:32,085 --> 00:39:36,024 The men of the ODS prioritize results over risks. 801 00:39:36,024 --> 00:39:38,493 In my opinion, 802 00:39:38,493 --> 00:39:40,563 that's what makes them so awesome. 803 00:39:46,061 --> 00:39:47,730 It's been said 804 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:50,829 that the two greatest dangers facing the world are these-- 805 00:39:50,829 --> 00:39:52,798 order 806 00:39:52,798 --> 00:39:54,838 and disorder. 807 00:39:56,407 --> 00:40:00,406 I happen to accept half of that statement as true. 808 00:40:00,406 --> 00:40:01,975 Clearly, you accept the other. 809 00:40:01,975 --> 00:40:04,305 I'm confident that time will prove me right. 810 00:40:04,305 --> 00:40:06,314 And when that day comes, 811 00:40:06,314 --> 00:40:08,443 rest assured, 812 00:40:08,443 --> 00:40:11,382 I will show no mercy. 813 00:40:11,382 --> 00:40:13,882 That'll be all. 814 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:18,320 I'm not fired? 815 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,550 Oh, no. 816 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:23,388 You are now permanently assigned to the ODS. 817 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:31,926 What's this? 818 00:40:31,926 --> 00:40:33,495 Official memorandum. 819 00:40:33,495 --> 00:40:34,895 We pulled a few strings 820 00:40:34,895 --> 00:40:37,264 and got you assigned a super cool code name. 821 00:40:37,264 --> 00:40:39,163 "Scorpion." 822 00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:41,163 I mean, there's no practical application, 823 00:40:41,163 --> 00:40:43,032 but it sure helps with street cred. 824 00:40:43,032 --> 00:40:44,331 I don't understand. 825 00:40:44,331 --> 00:40:46,401 Why am I still here? 826 00:40:46,401 --> 00:40:47,930 Our mission report 827 00:40:47,930 --> 00:40:51,099 was leaked to the White House, detailing your personal heroics, 828 00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:54,008 which is why your job is safe... for now. 829 00:40:55,238 --> 00:40:57,607 That's... 830 00:40:57,607 --> 00:41:00,046 Wow. Thank you. 831 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:01,946 Why are you thanking us? We didn't leak it. 832 00:41:02,975 --> 00:41:05,345 Well, if not you guys, 833 00:41:05,345 --> 00:41:08,144 then... who? 834 00:41:15,281 --> 00:41:16,851 Fay, hear me out. 835 00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:18,820 I came here for two reasons. 836 00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:20,919 First, to thank you for leaking the report. 837 00:41:20,919 --> 00:41:22,189 And secondly, and most importantly, 838 00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,228 to ask you to come home with me. 839 00:41:24,228 --> 00:41:26,388 What?! We should couple up. 840 00:41:26,388 --> 00:41:27,557 Tonight. Right away. 841 00:41:27,557 --> 00:41:29,197 We should walk right out of this bar 842 00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:30,956 and into a committed relationship. 843 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:33,565 You know, from day one at the Agency, everyone I've met, 844 00:41:33,565 --> 00:41:35,795 everyone I've trusted, has tried to play me. 845 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:38,064 Everyone but you. 846 00:41:38,064 --> 00:41:40,863 And in spite of the crazy week I just had, 847 00:41:40,863 --> 00:41:43,302 I still want a career in the Agency. 848 00:41:43,302 --> 00:41:47,641 I need someone that I can trust completely. 849 00:41:47,641 --> 00:41:50,840 I hope that someone can be you. 850 00:42:15,222 --> 00:42:17,661 Evening, laddie, Fay. 851 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:20,120 May I say you look quite ravishing tonight? 852 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,989 I think the more appropriate description is "ravished." 853 00:42:26,468 --> 00:42:28,297 Hi, Billy. 854 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:29,567 Casey. 855 00:42:29,567 --> 00:42:31,796 Jerk ass. 856 00:42:31,796 --> 00:42:34,065 What are you guys doing here?! 857 00:42:34,065 --> 00:42:35,505 We've been activated. 858 00:42:35,505 --> 00:42:38,164 I-MINT shows a handful of organic tea farms 859 00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:39,973 in central Cambodia that might be a front 860 00:42:39,973 --> 00:42:41,403 for heroin refinement. 861 00:42:41,403 --> 00:42:43,402 I suspect the director is throwing us back 862 00:42:43,402 --> 00:42:45,711 into the field as punishment for the Aldridge affair. 863 00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:47,141 Am I right, Fay? 864 00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:49,840 You have to expect bite-back when you poke the bear. 865 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,479 Martinez, I don't want to see any tears about this. 866 00:42:52,479 --> 00:42:54,679 You're in the spy game now. 867 00:42:59,187 --> 00:43:01,116 So, you with us? 868 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:08,654 What's our cover? 869 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:09,924 We go in as buyers 870 00:43:09,924 --> 00:43:11,423 for a Portland-based organic tea company. 871 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:13,992 I packed for you. 872 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,799 That's a sexy look. 873 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,528 Has jungle fever already set in? 874 00:43:25,528 --> 00:43:27,528 You won't be laughing when we encounter leeches. 875 00:43:27,528 --> 00:43:29,597 And we will encounter leeches. 876 00:43:31,966 --> 00:43:34,365 All right, ladies, we got about a two-mile hump. 877 00:43:34,365 --> 00:43:36,435 That's great. 878 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,894 Casey, you think you can take them? 879 00:44:09,894 --> 00:44:12,193 Yeah, but I'll need somebody to draw their fire. 880 00:44:12,193 --> 00:44:14,462 Not it. Not it.