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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Good news, everyone.
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Remember when you asked
to see my family tree?
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No.
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Ta-da!
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This is my ancestor
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Philo Farnsworth,
inventor of television,
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and as a bonus, childhood obesity.
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And here's Dean Farnsworth,
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developer of the Farnsworth test
for colorblindness.
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Where is he, blasted?!
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And just recently, I learned
of a modern-day Farnsworth
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who invented the anti-senility truss.
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That's you, Professor.
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Ah, yes, the Farnsworths boast
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a proud and distinguished lineage.
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No wormy fruit on this tree.
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What about fry?
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Isn't he your distant Uncle?
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Very distant.
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Not a true Farnsworth, mind you.
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He's way over here
on this filthy branch
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riddled with fungus and dung beetles.
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What's with the 17 dung beetles?
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Well, it's 6:00.
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I guess we'll have to deliver
that human heart tomorrow.
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Good work, people.
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Time to go clubbing!
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Baby seals, here I come.
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Guess I better
head over to my night job.
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You have a night job?
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Yup. It's exhausting,
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but I need the extra money
to buy coffee
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so I can stay awake for my night job.
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- But...
- Got to go!
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You've got a surprising
amount of algae
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in your beard, Mr. President.
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Just sit still and let the
algae-eater do its work.
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Oh! Ow!
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Oh! Lay off my trademark mole!
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Hi, Lars.
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Fry.
Whatever.
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I'm heading out to my night job.
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Remember, no loud noise,
no head bowling,
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and no parties,
or it'll be your ass in a jar.
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I want to go to that museum!
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Man, this place is a snooze.
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Hey, fry,
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I challenge president taft here
to a pie-eating contest.
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You're on, skinny.
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Sorry, guys.
You know the rules.
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No fun allowed.
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Come on, you pansy!
I'm thirsty!
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I want me some Tennessee loopy juice!
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And I want loose women!
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The kind that aren't afraid
to show a little ankle.
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Or elbow.
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No visitors.
I'll lose my job.
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Oh, boo-hoo,
I'll lose my minimum wage job.
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You're mean, rutherford b. Hayes!
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Listen here, young man.
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We have nothing to fear
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but running out of beer.
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Oh!
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All right, one small get-together,
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but let's keep it
quiet and dignified.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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Ooh-wee!
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Four more beers!
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Four more beers!
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Yes!
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Right in the ike!
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Nice elbow action.
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So, you grow hemp.
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Yes. And, uh, you do what with it?
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All manner of things.
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Manufacture paper, fabric, rope...
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Oh. Well, nice talking to you.
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Why, I used to smoke
about four feet of rope a day.
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Let me give you my pager number.
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Hey, Reagan, remember when
you asked to see my family tree?
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I asked you to leave me alone.
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The Farnsworths are a remarkable...
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Farnsworth?! That name is a
stain on American history.
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One of the worst traitors of
the revolution was a Farnsworth.
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- You're lying!
- He's George Washington.
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He tends not to do that.
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David Farnsworth was a notorious
British agent and counterfeiter.
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He conspired to bring down our nation
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with his fraudulent currency!
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A Farnsworth did this?
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Oh, dear!
My good name is ruined!
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Hi. I'm Jerry.
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I like movies.
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♪ ♪
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Anyone seen ulysses grant?
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He owes me a cheroot.
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He's over there,
puking in the bushes.
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No!
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Oh, boy.
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Mr. Fry!
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Why are all these people
standing around...
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When they should be partying?
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Hey, hey, lbj, you want to get drunk?
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Oh, hell, yeah.
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Zoidberg, no!
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The effects of jar juice
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aren't fully understood.
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Eh, not bad.
A hint of vitalis and...
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Whoa!
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I recognize this.
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It's the 1960s!
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I did a report on it for
my drug-taking class.
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Hi, I'm Andy warhol,
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and you're some kind
of marvelous lobster-man.
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Right on.
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Say, you got any real soup,
or just this schlock?
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What a horrid bore.
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Ooh.
Huh?
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Far out.
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That head gave me a total head trip!
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Really? I'm gonna lick
Herbert Hoover's head.
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Lick the head!
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Lick the head!
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Whoa, a speakeasy!
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One prohibited beverage, please.
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Hey, Dutch, the new still is here!
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I'm not a still. I
just smell like one.
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Dutch Schultz,
come out with your bootleg whiskey.
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We're thirsty!
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What the heck is going on?
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Jefferson,
did you sell me some bad rope?
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It must have something to do
with the jar fluid.
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Aha!
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Dr. Cahill, do I detect
a trace of opalescence?
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Very observant, Professor.
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To preserve the heads,
we use a rare form
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of powdered crystalline opal.
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This is the world's entire supply.
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Yet it's so powerful,
it should last a thousand years.
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It keeps the heads alive,
but we don't know how.
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Why did it give us
those hallucinations?
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Because it didn't!
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Uh, yeah-huh.
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Opal has unusual temporal properties.
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It preserves each head
in a time stasis bubble.
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Ergo, licking those heads
actually sent us back in time
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to their original eras. Look!
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Ugh!
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Schlock and more schlock.
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Psst. Is the coast clear?
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Button your yap, you mug.
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I've discovered a new means
of time travel.
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I'll call it the Farnsworth effect!
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Nice try,
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but even this discovery won't
undo the treachery wrought
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by your nefarious ancestor
David Farnsworth.
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It will if we go back
in time and stop him!
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Oh!
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Professor, no! You can't tongue
the father of our country!
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Where are we?
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Also, when are we?
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68th and Broadway, colonial era.
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Rush hour.
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By my calculations,
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this head trip will last
at most 24 hours.
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We need to stop that monster
David Farnsworth!
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Look at
the date on this newspaper.
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April 17, 1775.
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Say, on this exact date,
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the continental congress was
meeting secretly in New York.
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Maybe they can help us.
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But they could be meeting anywhere.
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What are we going to do,
search building to building?
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We'll start with that one.
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Alexander Hamilton of New York,
how say you?
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Nay!
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John hancock
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and John Adams of Massachusetts?
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Yea!
Yea!
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The yeas have it.
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Our nation's official joke state
shall be new Jersey.
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Uh-oh.
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Ah, 'tis just our new crock pot.
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Watch it, wiggy.
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I ain't no stinking crock.
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We'll see about that in five hours.
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Halt! From whence comest
thou, one-eyed maiden?
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Uh... ever been to Peru?
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Certainly not.
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I'm from Peru.
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Clam up, founding fathers.
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We need help
locating the treacherous forger
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who forged this forgery.
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My word.
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If these enter circulation,
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our economy will be destroyed,
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and with it, our
chance at independence.
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Only one man in the colonies
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has a printing press
fine enough to make these.
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Our good friend Ben Franklin!
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Uh-oh. Isn't Franklin
in Philadelphia?
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When he's not in Charlotte
or Marybelle or Louisa.
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I don't get it.
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I'm sure
no one's ever said this before,
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but I must get to Philadelphia
as quickly as possible!
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Oh! Why couldn't my
disgraced ancestor
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have lived in the nascar era?
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Dr. Franklin, your new
steam engine is here.
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I ain't no stinking steam engine!
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Chicken's ready.
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You may go, Louisa.
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Now I get it.
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Fascinating.
Be you man or machine?
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Mostly machine. Might be
a couple of dead cats in there.
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Dr. Franklin, with all due respect
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to the brilliant
inventor of the... stove,
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I must speak with you.
Hmm?
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I'm looking for the scoundrel
who made this.
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Intricate filigree, satanic symbols.
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Looks like one of mine.
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But no, this is a fake!
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Duh. It says "colony
of Maffachufetts."
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More like Taxachufetts.
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That's just how we print "s"s,
you ftupid fhitheads.
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Someone must have used my press
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while I was poking
around in Charlotte.
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Let's ask my apprentice,
David Farnsworth.
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Farnsworth?!
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That's him!
Arm yourselves!
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I call it the Franklinator.
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The apprentice's suite is empty!
He's gone!
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Wait. What's that glistening
in the chamber pot?
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Let's find out!
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Bender, do you know
what a chamber pot is?
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I don't know, and I don't care.
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A Massachusetts halfpenny?
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Probably fake, too.
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There's one way to find out.
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What?
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Bender bit a poo penny.
Bender bit a poo penny.
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Look, 'tis but worthless tin.
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Where could Farnsworth have
minted such a high quality fake?
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Not here. But, you know,
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I have a friend in Boston
who's an expert silversmith.
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They could be connected.
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There's only like 40 people
who do anything around here.
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But Boston's 300 Miles away,
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and bender kicked our horse to death.
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We'll never get there in time.
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Unless you have another
invention up your sleeve.
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Hmm...
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How is this going
to get us to Boston?
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Ow!
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Stupid Franklin.
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I will get you!
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Ah, that scrap metal
I ordered is here.
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I'm 40% scrap metal.
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Well, Ben Franklin, my
fellow son of liber...
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Teakettles.
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Yes, I've made some new teakettles.
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Perfect for special occasions.
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Like hanging king George in effigy...
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And "h" and "I" are monograms
you can put on those kettles.
265
00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:41,472
What are you looking at,
you British bastards?
266
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,968
Paul, we talked about this.
267
00:12:46,944 --> 00:12:49,696
Mr. Revere, we're looking
for a counterfeiter
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00:12:49,824 --> 00:12:52,256
who minted these smelly halfpennies.
269
00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:55,040
His name is David Farnsworth.
270
00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:56,896
Fasworth? I just hired him
271
00:12:57,024 --> 00:12:58,368
for the fall candlestick rush.
272
00:12:58,496 --> 00:13:00,064
He's in the foundry this very moment.
273
00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:03,904
Everybody, take a Franklinator.
274
00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:09,088
Aw, I got a chipmunk.
275
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:18,784
Hee-yah!
276
00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:20,064
Uh, wha...?
277
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:22,240
David Farnsworth, I presume?
278
00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:24,224
I is Davy Farnsworth.
279
00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:26,368
Foof. You're a disgrace
to the very name
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00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:27,904
"Farnsworth."
281
00:13:28,288 --> 00:13:30,752
Look out. He's got
a bezelling planisher.
282
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:31,000
That's rig.
283
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,696
Who wants to be bezelled?
284
00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:46,304
You idiot.
I'm not a Cannon.
285
00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:53,696
Huh. I guess I am a Cannon.
286
00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:56,672
Time to prune the family tree.
287
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,112
Wha!
288
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,240
Huzzah!
289
00:14:02,368 --> 00:14:05,120
I've saved the Farnsworth name.
290
00:14:06,752 --> 00:14:08,352
Urgent message for Mr. Revere.
291
00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,688
"Mr. Revere,
292
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,064
"pray do not 'fhit' your pants.
293
00:14:12,192 --> 00:14:13,888
"The British attack has begun.
294
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:16,064
Cross the river and
watch for my signal."
295
00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:17,248
I must ride.
296
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,176
He has so much stuff.
297
00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:24,224
He won't miss this.
298
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,872
Let's burn these counterfeits
299
00:14:28,032 --> 00:14:31,200
and paddle the next swan boat
the hell out of Boston.
300
00:14:31,744 --> 00:14:33,184
Here you go.
Thanks.
301
00:14:35,872 --> 00:14:38,688
Say, where did you get that lantern?
302
00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:41,888
From that old church to the north.
303
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,672
They had two burning, so I
figured they wouldn't miss one.
304
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,032
"One if by land, two if by sea."
305
00:14:51,488 --> 00:14:53,664
The British are coming.
The British are coming.
306
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,136
By land. By land.
307
00:14:55,264 --> 00:14:57,792
Gotta treat this OCD.
Gotta treat this OCD.
308
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,264
Fry, you dope.
309
00:15:07,392 --> 00:15:09,568
You've really screwed
the grannie this time.
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00:15:09,696 --> 00:15:11,648
History needed that second lantern.
311
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,432
We'd better stop
Paul revere before...
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00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:17,632
I guess everything worked out
313
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,296
jolly all right, eh, governor?
314
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:23,136
What's with
the fruity accent, ducky?
315
00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,280
Bollocks, I got it, too.
316
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,832
Where's all
the presidents heads, then?
317
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,176
I say.
318
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,448
Appears we've changed
history too much.
319
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,768
Disaster of nightmarish
proportions and whatnot.
320
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,880
Quite.
321
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,488
Where have you blokes been?
322
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,600
You nearly missed elevenses.
323
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,776
Who's for tea and shmavouries?
324
00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:06,752
What in bloody hell's going
on around here, I says.
325
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,752
Indeed. What's become
of the dear old usa?
326
00:16:10,912 --> 00:16:11,744
Beg pardon?
327
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:13,184
The revolution?
328
00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:16,256
1776 and what all?
329
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,496
Oh, the colonial dustup.
330
00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:20,608
Well, there's nothing
we brits enjoy more
331
00:16:20,736 --> 00:16:22,400
than a good documentary.
332
00:16:22,528 --> 00:16:24,640
Turn on the tellyvisor,
Dr. Zoidsmythe.
333
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,784
I'll dial up the beeb.
334
00:16:26,912 --> 00:16:29,344
They've always got
a nice docky-wocky on.
335
00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:33,664
The vanquished pride
of the Yankees,
336
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,992
or, America the dutiful.
337
00:16:37,152 --> 00:16:40,256
North America, or west britannia
338
00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:42,752
as we now call it,
has been under British rule
339
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,496
for 1400 years,
all thanks to a nutter
340
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,312
known as "wrong-way revere."
341
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,192
The British are coming
by land, by land.
342
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,224
But we came by sea, we did.
343
00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:58,624
Surprised the yanks at Lexington,
344
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:02,208
ending the rebellion
with nary a kipper scuffed.
345
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,648
Scuffed kippers, anyone?
346
00:17:03,744 --> 00:17:07,424
Right kind of you, mum.
347
00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:09,600
The humiliated conspirators
348
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,608
were forced to sign
the declaration of dependence,
349
00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:15,840
proclaiming British rule forever.
350
00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:17,696
Meanwhile, a loyal brit
351
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:20,320
by the name of David Farnsworth
352
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,752
tracked down the traitor
George Washington,
353
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,728
and bravely smothered him
with his wig.
354
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,600
Oh, criminy.
355
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,696
In gratitude, king George
named Farnsworth a Duke
356
00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:38,240
and granted his family massive
land-holdings in the colonies.
357
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,320
Blimey. I've never felt
358
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:43,040
so ashamed to be a Farnsworth.
359
00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:44,608
Will my lord be returning
360
00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:46,560
to his massive
land-holdings for luncheon?
361
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,968
Huh, wha?
362
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,400
I know we're ladies-in-waiting,
363
00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,096
but what are we waiting for?
364
00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:01,376
How should I know?
365
00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:03,424
Just shut up and wait.
366
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:06,592
Say, how is it that we've
got socialized medicine,
367
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,248
but me teeth still look like this?
368
00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:11,680
Can't we just go back in time,
and set things right again?
369
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:13,440
Don't want to.
370
00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:16,416
Rather nice, living under
the crown and so forth.
371
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,528
Rather. Oh!
372
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,728
What's more, couldn't go back,
even if we wanted to.
373
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:24,192
No more crystalline opal left
374
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,336
in all the world, don't you know.
375
00:18:26,624 --> 00:18:29,056
My lord, the queen is here
376
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:31,552
for her weekly, er, visit.
377
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:32,832
The queen?
378
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:35,424
Sounds most satisfactory.
379
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:37,056
All of you, out.
380
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,592
Right then.
381
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,728
Let's go play some quoits,
whatever that is.
382
00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:43,392
♪ ♪
383
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,824
Presenting the queen of england,
384
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:49,664
America,
and two parking spaces in Tokyo.
385
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:52,736
Where's me consort at?
386
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,072
C-consort?
387
00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,312
That's right, love.
388
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,168
Fer centuries, the
Farnsworth gentlemen
389
00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:01,344
has provided service to the queen.
390
00:19:01,504 --> 00:19:03,936
Now, close your eyes
and think of england.
391
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,624
I say.
392
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,608
What's that in your crown?
393
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,624
You mean the andamooka opal?
394
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:13,024
That's the most precious
gem in all the...
395
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:14,176
Yes.
396
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:15,648
Three rubbers on the hobb.
397
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,688
Stop him!
398
00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:22,208
He crowned me in the knickers
and nicked me crown.
399
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,112
Freeze.
400
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,096
Or we'll be forced
to continue chasing you,
401
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,760
since we don't carry guns.
402
00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:31,744
Indubitably.
403
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,320
We've got to go back in time
and set things straight.
404
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,752
Hurry up and lick
Washington's head again.
405
00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:41,152
We can't. There's
no George Washington
406
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,816
nor any other presidents.
407
00:19:43,296 --> 00:19:44,416
What about this bloke?
408
00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:47,872
He's from revolutionary times.
409
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,824
Farnsworth.
410
00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:52,448
Hey, you're the plonkers
what candlesticked me.
411
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:54,112
Well, I showed you.
412
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,744
I killed George Washington,
413
00:19:55,872 --> 00:19:58,112
and now I'm married
to one of the spice girls.
414
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,904
Don't rightly know which one.
415
00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:03,232
Bender, fetch me that powdered opal.
416
00:20:10,464 --> 00:20:14,400
It's time to restore dignity
to the Farnsworth name.
417
00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,576
Ew!
418
00:20:20,544 --> 00:20:22,272
There.
419
00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,800
That time I left
both lanterns in place.
420
00:20:24,928 --> 00:20:27,808
And I hit Farnsworth
much, much harder.
421
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,984
Perhaps too hard.
422
00:20:30,336 --> 00:20:31,840
Look, all the presidents are back.
423
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,824
Even John Tyler.
424
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:36,448
That's the first time anyone's spoken
425
00:20:36,576 --> 00:20:39,520
to me in 1,200 years.
426
00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:43,328
Yes, from Chester A. Arthur
to Chester Z. Arthur,
427
00:20:43,456 --> 00:20:45,152
they're all here.
428
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,624
Our Republic
429
00:20:46,752 --> 00:20:50,336
and the Farnsworth
family name are saved.
430
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,992
And no one will ever know.
431
00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:58,528
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