1 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:05,464 Hello, my name is Vince and I'm an addict. 2 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,799 - I'm ready to get on with my life. - ( Crowd cheers ) 3 00:00:07,965 --> 00:00:10,385 Did you guys get caught up in that whole mining disaster? 4 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,804 I really think there's a movie in it, and I want to direct it too. 5 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:15,098 I miss you. I want to come home. 6 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:17,017 - I'm not ready. - Tell me what that means. 7 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,061 I've been seeing someone. 8 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,577 I've been in lockdown for three months. I need some excitement. 9 00:00:21,702 --> 00:00:23,761 "Johnny Bananas" is a beast, bro. 10 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,859 It's funny, it's got heart. Billy's killing it. 11 00:00:26,082 --> 00:00:27,736 Doesn't seem like E's having fun. 12 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,571 Why are you pissed at me and nobody else? 13 00:00:29,737 --> 00:00:31,907 - You don't like my movie idea. - No, I hate it. 14 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,450 Vince is having like a heart attack or something! 15 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:36,703 None of this is real and none of you are being real. 16 00:00:36,869 --> 00:00:40,165 - If everyone thinks my movie idea sucks-- - If it was on a network 17 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,781 and Drama was the American, I'd love it. 18 00:00:42,906 --> 00:00:45,796 - I love that. - So do I. 19 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,081 - Anybody smell smoke? - ( Siren wailing ) 20 00:00:55,592 --> 00:00:57,727 ( Theme music playing ) 21 00:00:58,163 --> 00:01:01,561 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 22 00:01:01,727 --> 00:01:02,020 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 23 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,443 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 24 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,488 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 25 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:13,950 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 26 00:01:14,234 --> 00:01:16,159 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 27 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,633 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 28 00:01:18,911 --> 00:01:20,837 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 29 00:01:20,962 --> 00:01:24,108 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 30 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:28,805 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 31 00:01:35,582 --> 00:01:39,052 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 32 00:01:52,236 --> 00:01:55,144 ♪ yeah, oh yeah ♪ 33 00:01:55,269 --> 00:01:57,836 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 34 00:02:05,109 --> 00:02:07,587 I gotta tell you-- hotel living ain't all bad. 35 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,588 Yeah, especially when you're not paying for any of it. 36 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,524 Who are you judging? You're not paying for it either. 37 00:02:11,649 --> 00:02:13,258 - But I offered to. - So did I. 38 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,225 But Vince knew how traumatized I was 39 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:17,058 from burning down the house, didn't wanna make me feel worse. 40 00:02:17,183 --> 00:02:19,139 - That makes a lot of sense. - ( Knocks on door ) 41 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:21,532 - Yo. - Yo. 42 00:02:21,657 --> 00:02:23,333 Why you dressed like it's '04? 43 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,228 All my clothes burned up in the fire. 44 00:02:25,394 --> 00:02:27,671 Why are you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament 45 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:29,149 - is a better question. - Agreed. 46 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,359 Bisexual? This shirt is mad hetero. 47 00:02:31,525 --> 00:02:33,242 Look at these pythons. 48 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:35,405 You can clearly see I'm hiding an eight-pack under it. 49 00:02:35,571 --> 00:02:37,879 You haven't had an eight-pack to hide since the early '70s, Drama. 50 00:02:38,004 --> 00:02:39,447 - If then. - Whatever. 51 00:02:39,572 --> 00:02:42,583 - How's baby bro? - Baby bro could not be better, Johnny. 52 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:44,984 - Good morning to all. - All: Morning. 53 00:02:45,109 --> 00:02:46,452 - You sleep? - Not a wink. 54 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:48,187 - Weird shirt, Johnny. - Really? 55 00:02:48,312 --> 00:02:50,712 - Turtle: What have you got there, Vin? - A script. 56 00:02:50,878 --> 00:02:52,839 - For what? - Johnny's movie. 57 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:54,517 - Nice. - You wrote it? 58 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,135 I couldn't sleep. I just had to get it out. 59 00:02:57,387 --> 00:02:59,888 - It's only 20 pages. - It's just an outline. 60 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,307 Johnny: Whatever it is, I love the proactive effort. 61 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:05,402 - I'm still the lead, right, bro? - Of course you are. 62 00:03:05,527 --> 00:03:06,978 - Nice. - ( Turtle sighs ) 63 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,148 - So how's it look? - Your grammar's horrible. 64 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:11,065 Who cares? 65 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,208 We were in the same classes since we were six. 66 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,736 It's just shocking to me you can't punctuate. 67 00:03:14,902 --> 00:03:16,738 It was all stream of consciousness. 68 00:03:16,904 --> 00:03:17,989 You can't really spell either, Vin. 69 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:21,483 - "Faithful" is f-a-I-t-h-f-e-l. - No, it isn't. 70 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:22,749 - It's o-l. - No, it isn't. 71 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:24,751 - So says you. - Are you guys all illiterate? 72 00:03:24,876 --> 00:03:27,020 Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this. 73 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:28,625 Who cares about my spelling or grammar? 74 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,085 That's not what this is about. 75 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:33,460 This is about a start-- a good start to a great story. 76 00:03:33,585 --> 00:03:34,828 We're gonna find you a great writer 77 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,633 - to help you flesh this thing out. - I already found one. 78 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,468 - In your room? - I was thinking, 79 00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:40,331 since Billy did such a great job on Johnny's show, 80 00:03:40,456 --> 00:03:41,513 we should give him the first shot at this. 81 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:42,600 - What do you think? - I like it. 82 00:03:42,725 --> 00:03:44,168 - ( Phone ringing ) - I love it. 83 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:46,935 The guy knows my voice like Scorsese knows De Niro's. 84 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,039 - ( Chuckles ) - Sloan? 85 00:03:49,164 --> 00:03:51,941 Wow, she must really want you to get your shit out of her place, huh? 86 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,985 I guess so. Hello? 87 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,071 - Hey, Eric. - Hey. 88 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,676 Fuck you! 89 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,034 What'd she say? 90 00:04:04,952 --> 00:04:07,221 - "Fuck you"? - That's harsh. 91 00:04:07,346 --> 00:04:08,989 - Yeah, I'd say. - Can somebody really be that mad 92 00:04:09,114 --> 00:04:11,492 - about leftover socks and underwear? - I don't know. 93 00:04:11,617 --> 00:04:14,495 - At least she called you. - You still haven't gotten ahold of Alex? 94 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:17,299 One Tequila ad and the girl thinks she's Angelina Jolie. 95 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:22,032 - She'd share the spotlight with you. - I don't want the spotlight. 96 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:23,970 - I just want to talk to my girlfriend. - It's tough adjusting 97 00:04:24,095 --> 00:04:26,505 to the attention she's getting. Give her a little more time, Turtle. 98 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,406 Yeah. And what do I do about Sloan? 99 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:30,741 Well, I'd get my shit out of there before she works herself up 100 00:04:30,866 --> 00:04:33,440 - into an Elin Nordegren state. - I'll go today. 101 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,812 - Vince: Want me to roll with? - E: I'm fine. 102 00:04:34,937 --> 00:04:36,546 I'll just make sure she's not there. 103 00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:37,736 Make sure to leave a mess. 104 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:39,481 That'll show her not to talk to you like that. 105 00:04:39,606 --> 00:04:41,783 - Good thinking. - I was gonna say jerk off on the bed. 106 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:43,851 - Yeah, that's even a better idea, Turtle. - All right, off to work. 107 00:04:43,976 --> 00:04:46,161 - Have fun, kids. - ( Eric laughs ) 108 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:49,414 Johnny: Still hard to believe he's got a job. 109 00:04:49,647 --> 00:04:51,257 ( Elevator dings ) 110 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:54,158 - Good morning, Ari. - Why are you lying in wait, Lloyd? 111 00:04:54,283 --> 00:04:56,761 I had some things to tell you and wanted to be sure to catch you 112 00:04:56,886 --> 00:04:59,364 - before you got distracted. - Can it wait till I get to my office? 113 00:04:59,489 --> 00:05:02,432 Well, there's two things. I can tell you one now... 114 00:05:02,557 --> 00:05:04,701 - ...And one when we get to your office. - You pregnant? 115 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,337 I'd never carry a baby after all the hard work I've put into this body. 116 00:05:07,462 --> 00:05:09,806 - Speak. - I had my breakfast meeting 117 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:12,007 - with Steven Levitan this morning. - Congrats. 118 00:05:12,132 --> 00:05:13,909 You gonna be the new gay on "Modern Family"? 119 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:15,477 No. I'm gonna be the new agent 120 00:05:15,602 --> 00:05:17,746 of one of the biggest showrunners in the business. 121 00:05:17,871 --> 00:05:19,480 - Very impressive. - It's not a done deal. 122 00:05:19,605 --> 00:05:21,988 Well, make it a done deal and I'll pay for the lipo 123 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,324 so you can stop fretting about all that failed dieting. 124 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,118 Keep going. 125 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,553 Well, Mr. Levitan is concerned 126 00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:30,521 that this may not be the smartest place for him, 127 00:05:30,646 --> 00:05:32,582 seeing as how our TV department is kind of defunct. 128 00:05:32,748 --> 00:05:34,992 - Well, tell him it isn't. - I'm not a good liar, Ari. 129 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,213 Truth is, it needs a new head and I'd like to be the one to re-funct it. 130 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,164 - Is that the second thing? - No. 131 00:05:40,289 --> 00:05:41,883 Well, tell that to me and then I'll decide. 132 00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:44,569 - This one is harder to share. - You've got 30 seconds! 133 00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:46,096 My meeting was at Flay's. 134 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,640 Did they take the Ari golden corn tamale off the menu? 135 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,174 - No, it's still there. - What? 136 00:05:50,901 --> 00:05:53,812 Speak or I'll rip your tongue out and serve it to my son's lizard. 137 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,669 Your wife was there also. 138 00:05:57,904 --> 00:05:59,147 - My wife hates that place. - I know. 139 00:05:59,272 --> 00:06:01,820 - That's why I found it strange. - Jake! 140 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,118 Call Flay's and get Robert on the phone. Who was she with? 141 00:06:04,243 --> 00:06:06,199 I didn't see anyone. And she left in a hurry. 142 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:06,993 I don't think she saw me. 143 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:09,160 - Wait, what are you gonna do? - I'm gonna do what you should have done: 144 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:11,246 - Find out who she was with. - They said he's not there. 145 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,022 I want you to call any one of his 50 trillion restaurants 146 00:06:14,147 --> 00:06:16,158 - and when you get him, get me. - Where are you going? 147 00:06:16,283 --> 00:06:18,026 I'm gonna take off. Clear my schedule. 148 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:20,161 Him too. You're coming with me. 149 00:06:20,286 --> 00:06:22,663 Do you think that's wise given the state of the TV department? 150 00:06:22,788 --> 00:06:23,964 I don't give a fuck about the TV department. 151 00:06:24,089 --> 00:06:25,599 All I care about is who convinced my wife 152 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:27,600 to go to a restaurant she hates! 153 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,204 Well, if it isn't the balding Kentucky fried chicken. 154 00:06:31,329 --> 00:06:33,935 - You're pissing me off, Ronald! - Why? What did I say? 155 00:06:34,101 --> 00:06:36,336 You told me you had sex with my wife. Ruffy! 156 00:06:36,461 --> 00:06:38,110 I fucking love this. 157 00:06:38,235 --> 00:06:40,145 Kids, get out here! 158 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:41,568 You having fun with this, Billy? 159 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,914 I'm having the time of my life. 160 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:45,149 You and Johnny have amazing chemistry, 161 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,183 probably more so than we did in "Medellin." 162 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:49,085 - Ah, just show it to him. - Show me what? 163 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:50,657 - Vince wrote a script. - ( Clears throat ) 164 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,163 What is it? A short? 165 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,123 - Hey. - Hey. 166 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,963 The producer's come to check on his workers. 167 00:06:57,088 --> 00:06:57,626 Good to see you, Phil. 168 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,127 - What's going on, Eric? Vince. - Show's looking great. 169 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,713 - Right, isn't it? Come on. - Really funny. 170 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,732 - Hey guys, let's call it for today. - Almost a two-hour day. 171 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,332 God, I love this job! 172 00:07:06,457 --> 00:07:09,067 Vince, what do you think? Your brother gonna be a star or what? 173 00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:10,236 I'm loving what I'm seeing, Phil. 174 00:07:10,361 --> 00:07:11,571 - How you doing? - Great. 175 00:07:11,696 --> 00:07:14,074 Yeah? My brother had a meth problem. 176 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:16,009 It's been a tough road, but he's fighting the fight. 177 00:07:16,134 --> 00:07:17,701 You ever need someone to talk to... 178 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:19,355 - Thanks. - You got it. 179 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:21,013 Hey Phil, you like that scene? 180 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:24,483 - Yeah, it looks great. - ( Both laugh ) 181 00:07:24,608 --> 00:07:26,988 Hopefully, an audience will think so as well, huh? 182 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:29,115 Why wouldn't they? 183 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,955 I'm just saying. We're testing the show this afternoon. 184 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,913 - Came by to let you guys know. - Well, how are you feeling about it? 185 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,873 - How am I feeling about what? - The show, Phil. 186 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,167 I feel confident. Anew, I feel confident. 187 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,296 You know what? Maybe I'm not as confident as you. 188 00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:45,833 Can we come along, maybe see a real audience possibly laugh at this stuff? 189 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:48,718 That would make me feel more confident. What about you, Drama? 190 00:07:48,884 --> 00:07:50,804 Come on, what happened to you, Andrew, huh? 191 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,932 This guy used to sell out arenas, just him and a Mike. 192 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:57,209 You know, that was a long time ago and now you got me playing an orangutan. 193 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,411 Now look, we've all been humbled in this group here. 194 00:07:59,536 --> 00:08:01,731 - Well... - But we will all prevail. 195 00:08:01,897 --> 00:08:03,881 - I hear that. - All right. So is that a yes? 196 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:04,984 Can we come watch? 197 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,184 Yeah, you guys can come. And you-- you can come too. 198 00:08:07,309 --> 00:08:09,197 I'll see you later. I'll send everybody the address. 199 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,054 - Later, Phil. - You got it. 200 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:12,575 ( Mutters ) Jerk-off. 201 00:08:12,741 --> 00:08:14,858 Is this exciting stuff or what? 202 00:08:14,983 --> 00:08:17,460 - We're gonna murder "The Simpsons." - It's gonna be great. 203 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:18,961 - Yo, Christian! - Hey, Drama! 204 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:20,929 Go fuck yourself. 205 00:08:21,054 --> 00:08:22,464 - What the fuck? - Vince: What'd you do? 206 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:26,168 - No clue. - Drama, Drama, can I talk to you a second? 207 00:08:26,293 --> 00:08:27,903 Guys, we'll be right there, okay? Just a walk. 208 00:08:28,028 --> 00:08:30,739 - What? What? - No no no. No, I think it's really cute 209 00:08:30,864 --> 00:08:33,471 how you and the guys and your manager are like real buddies. 210 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,911 Yeah, we've known each other since we were little kids. 211 00:08:36,036 --> 00:08:38,601 - You trust him? - He's like blood. Why? 212 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:41,250 My ex-wife made the deal for me on this show 213 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:44,186 and since the split, I feel exposed, you know? 214 00:08:44,311 --> 00:08:45,817 I mean, if something were to come down, 215 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,528 I don't know if I'd have the faculties to deal with it. 216 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,197 I've been fired off of shows after test screenings. 217 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:52,323 Who hasn't? 218 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,405 You think the little guy might take a meeting with me? 219 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:56,499 - Yeah, of course. Of course. - Like now? 220 00:08:56,785 --> 00:08:58,801 - Come on. E? - Yeah? 221 00:08:58,926 --> 00:09:01,124 Dice is looking for proper representation. 222 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,871 - Yeah? - Would you be up for a little sit-down? 223 00:09:03,996 --> 00:09:05,336 - Yeah. - Today? 224 00:09:05,502 --> 00:09:07,964 - Today? - Or even sooner. 225 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,069 I can't do it today. 226 00:09:09,194 --> 00:09:11,246 He's gotta clear out all his stuff from his ex's. 227 00:09:11,371 --> 00:09:13,261 Ah, I've been there too many times. Trust me. 228 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,513 My last ex incinerated all my stuff. 229 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,974 But my partner's at my office right now if you wanna sit down and talk to him. 230 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,984 - That's a great idea. You'll love Scott. - Oh, I get it. 231 00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:22,687 I'm getting handed off already, but I appreciate it. 232 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:25,323 - Not gettin' handed off. - No, I appreciate it really. Thank you. 233 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:26,482 Thank you. 234 00:09:27,683 --> 00:09:29,894 Hey Alex, it's me again. 235 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:31,795 Things are good here, crazy busy, 236 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,730 but like I said last night I burned Vince's house down, 237 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:36,598 so maybe you wanna give me a call back? 238 00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:38,732 - Alex? - Voicemail. 239 00:09:38,857 --> 00:09:40,257 I saw her on TV last night. 240 00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:41,601 - ( Chuckles ) On TV? - Yeah. 241 00:09:41,726 --> 00:09:43,268 At the heat game, floor seats. 242 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:45,710 She was wearing her avion t-shirt and she looked super hot. 243 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,136 I don't wanna get you jealous or anything, 244 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:50,840 but I'm pretty sure Lebron winked at her. 245 00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:52,383 I'm totes kidding. 246 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:54,208 - Real funny. - ( Chuckles ) 247 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,143 ( Laughs ) Oh, is she having so much fun. 248 00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:58,579 Oh, I talked to her last night. 249 00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:00,308 She said Miami is beyond dope. 250 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,769 - You talked to her? - Yeah. 251 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,395 Really. 252 00:10:04,561 --> 00:10:05,855 Is that okay? 253 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,942 - Totes. - Sarah: You sure? 254 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,091 - You seem kind of sad. - Nah. No, I'm not sad. 255 00:10:11,216 --> 00:10:13,340 I'm just trying to hold the fort down here, all right? 256 00:10:13,465 --> 00:10:14,495 So let's get back to work. 257 00:10:14,754 --> 00:10:17,867 Sarah, Abby, you guys are hitting sunset in the promo van. 258 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,833 And Rachel, I need you hitting all the gyms and spas. 259 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,644 I want a line out the door tonight, all right? 260 00:10:21,769 --> 00:10:22,001 Got it. 261 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:24,249 - All right, go! Abby, hold on? - Yeah. 262 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,372 When you talked to Alex, 263 00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:29,308 - did she sound okay? Anything weird? - No. 264 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:30,922 You're totally being weird though. 265 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:34,133 - No, I'm not. - You're kinda dressed weird. 266 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,151 - I was sitting there. - Uh-huh. 267 00:10:40,276 --> 00:10:42,486 I had the muesli and, okay, I had a chocolate scone, 268 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:44,721 - but I work hard and I deserve it. - Where was she? 269 00:10:44,846 --> 00:10:46,523 - Over there. - Was she alone? 270 00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:48,356 I told you, she was just leaving. 271 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,459 - Was there another place setting? - I don't remember. 272 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,869 Focus, Lloyd. 273 00:10:51,994 --> 00:10:54,763 I'm trying, Ari, but this all has me very rattled. 274 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,931 Mr. Gold! How are you? 275 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,766 - Uh, table for two? - Actually no, James. 276 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,135 I have a question for you. Did you see my wife this morning? 277 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,436 Oh, I didn't work this morning. Uh, David did. 278 00:11:03,561 --> 00:11:05,738 - Is everything all right, Mr. Gold? - Yeah. 279 00:11:05,863 --> 00:11:08,626 - David? Excuse me. Hey. - Hi, how are you? 280 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,044 - Good. - Ah, and you too. Back for more? 281 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,614 Actually we're back 'cause I'm gonna ask you a question. 282 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,924 Did you serve a brunette-- pretty, young-looking 40s-- this morning? 283 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:15,784 Looks 32. 284 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,468 - Yeah, I know, your wife. She comes in every morning. 285 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:20,638 - Really? Since when? - Last few weeks at least. 286 00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:22,619 - Who did she come with? - No one. 287 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,390 She sits alone. That's so sad. 288 00:11:26,515 --> 00:11:30,106 I think she misses you, Ari, and she wants to see your name on the menu. 289 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,363 - Anything else I can do for you? - No, thank you. 290 00:11:33,488 --> 00:11:35,966 - He seems nice. - He's an asshole, Lloyd. 291 00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,634 Hey Robbie. 292 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,824 Sorry I couldn't help but overhear, Mr. Gold, 293 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,005 but if your wife is here alone every morning, 294 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:44,541 I'm sure David is trying everything he can to get with her. 295 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,540 - Yeah, my wife would not date that guy. - Oh dear. 296 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,379 Rumor is he's already nailed three of four 297 00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:51,002 "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." 298 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,297 Bravo couldn't air it because it was too racy. 299 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,784 - But he seems so nice. - He's a sociopath. 300 00:11:56,909 --> 00:11:59,927 Probably why he's actually a good actor, unlike most of the waiters in this town. 301 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:02,294 He's testing for a huge arc on "Mad Men" today. 302 00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:04,610 My wife would never date a fucking waiter. 303 00:12:06,681 --> 00:12:08,824 Some of us do have good hearts, Mr. Gold, 304 00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,980 despite our social standing. 305 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,996 - So what's he saying? - Nothing. He hasn't said a word in an hour. 306 00:12:17,277 --> 00:12:19,131 - It's only 20 pages. - I don't know. 307 00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,032 - He's a deep thinker. - Shh. 308 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:24,412 - Did you find the watch? - No, she probably sold it. 309 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,792 - What the fuck? - I gotta go. 310 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:31,000 - What the hell are you doing? - I was, uh-- looking for my watch. 311 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,442 In my underwear. 312 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,411 I was looking for other things too. What are you doing home from work? 313 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:38,313 I quit my job a few weeks ago. 314 00:12:38,438 --> 00:12:40,510 - Really? - Really. 315 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,809 I got your message today. 316 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,972 I was returning your call from last night. 317 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,059 - And you said fuck you to me. - That's what you said to me. 318 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,144 - What? When? - Last night. 319 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,221 - I did not. - Really? 320 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,150 E's voice: Fuck you! 321 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,230 Sloan, that's me yelling at your answering machine. 322 00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:01,831 I tried four times to leave a message. 323 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:04,633 That lady keeps cutting me off, asking me if I wanna listen to the message, 324 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:06,001 - replay the message-- - Whatever, Eric. 325 00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:08,066 I don't give a shit. Here's your watch. 326 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:12,917 Wow, you were wearing it. 327 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,149 I paid for it. 328 00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,478 Pleasure as always, Sloan. 329 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:20,299 ( Sighs ) Eric, I didn't mean that. 330 00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:22,973 ( Sighs ) 331 00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:26,055 You really think I would say that to you? 332 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:29,988 That's sad, Sloan. 333 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:33,354 I would never say that to you. Please know that. 334 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,526 I just hate 335 00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:37,762 that we ended things with so much anger 336 00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:40,570 after everything we've been through together. 337 00:13:41,394 --> 00:13:42,198 Me too. 338 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,873 Okay, so what's your biggest concern? 339 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,944 Getting fucked. I've been fucked a lot. 340 00:13:50,069 --> 00:13:52,413 - Hear that. - Who has not been fucked in this town? 341 00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:54,882 - Amen. - Maybe I've been fucked more than most-- 342 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:57,003 - even him. - ( Chuckles ) I don't know about that. 343 00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:00,587 Oh, really? I used to live on three acres in Beverly hills. 344 00:14:00,712 --> 00:14:03,156 Now I live in apartment in Encino with my wife, 345 00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:05,048 my kids and a sick fucking cat. 346 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,559 - He's got you beat, Drama. - Maybe 'cause of the cat. 347 00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:10,128 Look, I need somebody that's really gonna have my back. 348 00:14:10,253 --> 00:14:13,197 I have your back, okay? 349 00:14:13,322 --> 00:14:15,799 And you'll sign me just like that. 350 00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,868 Absolutely. I've seen "Johnny's Bananas." 351 00:14:17,993 --> 00:14:19,692 And I think it's a massive hit. 352 00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:22,028 - I ain't gonna pay a dime on "Bananas." - Why would you? 353 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,239 I'm gonna get paid on the next thing and the next thing, drew. 354 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,990 "Diceman's Big Comeback." Look at it. 355 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,933 Huh? Were you a fan? 356 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,703 Was I fan? I could recite your whole act when I was in high school. 357 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,146 - Really? - "Hickory dickory dock, 358 00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:34,115 this chick was sucking my cock. The clock struck two, 359 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,073 "I dropped my goo, and I dumped the bitch at the next block." 360 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,398 - Fuck with me. - I think my timing's a little better, 361 00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:40,366 - but you know what? Let's do this. - Come on. 362 00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,173 - Thank you really. - Hey, thank you. 363 00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:52,954 - ( Sighs ) Billy-- - Shh. 364 00:14:54,556 --> 00:14:56,145 ( Sighs ) 365 00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:58,314 - ( Loud thud ) - I like it! 366 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,903 Why can't you just say that? 367 00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:01,905 I wanted to say it in a way that'd make you feel good 368 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,779 so that if I tell you what I don't like you'll still feel good. 369 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,459 I'm not that sensitive, Billy. 370 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:09,578 Vince, you've taken the blank page, you've put something down. 371 00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:11,369 You now know what it is to have put yourself out there. 372 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,914 And if I were to tell you that it sucks, it would hurt. 373 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,958 - Does it suck? - Some of it sucks. 374 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,785 - It does hurt. - But I can fix it. 375 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:21,379 So fix it. Change whatever you want. 376 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:24,323 I will take nothing personally because this movie is not for me. 377 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:27,157 - It's for Johnny. - Amazing selflessness. 378 00:15:27,282 --> 00:15:30,592 I'm gonna use some of that attitude for the yellow lab's personality 379 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:32,682 - if that's okay. - It's okay. 380 00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:36,764 - I've got Marci Sanders. - Put her through. 381 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:38,665 Is she fucking a waiter? 382 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,924 I don't know anything about anything. 383 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,109 - Tell me she's not fucking a waiter. - Ari, 384 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,237 you know I would never betray my sister. 385 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,429 Your sister and your parents betrayed you. 386 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,374 They cut you off financially because they think 387 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:53,311 - you're an unstable alcoholic... - It's a matter of opinion. 388 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,814 ...Who will give all your money away to the first man that smiles at you. 389 00:15:55,939 --> 00:15:58,416 I'm all you got. Is she fucking a waiter?! 390 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,951 I don't know if she's fucking anybody! 391 00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:04,505 - Who's she seeing? - Please. Please? 392 00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,024 You owe me, Marci, all right? 393 00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:08,182 There's no telling what will happen to those tuition checks 394 00:16:08,307 --> 00:16:11,470 - if I lose my mind. - Don't you threaten my children! 395 00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:16,475 Lance is doing so well now. He actually got a c-minus in geometry. 396 00:16:16,641 --> 00:16:18,477 Great. Maybe he's ready to get a job then. 397 00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:20,503 ( Sighs ) All right, Ari. 398 00:16:20,628 --> 00:16:24,239 Look, she said she's got some guy 399 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:25,484 at a restaurant, 400 00:16:26,455 --> 00:16:28,676 but that she's too embarrassed to tell me about him. 401 00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,865 I mean, that's all I really know. Really. 402 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,471 Embarrassed? 403 00:16:34,506 --> 00:16:35,982 ( Shouts ) Lloyd! 404 00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:38,205 ( Softly ) She's fucking a waiter. 405 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:40,052 Yes, Ari. 406 00:16:40,177 --> 00:16:41,876 Do you still wanna be head of the TV department? 407 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,756 I would let u pull out all my fingernails with pliers for the honor. 408 00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,791 I want you to call over to the "Mad Men" offices. 409 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,193 I want you to get everyone-- from Matt Weiner to the P.A.S-- 410 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:52,511 to treat that waiter like shit, humiliate him and send him packing. 411 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,398 - I don't know if I can-- - If I see that kid on the "Mad Men" set, 412 00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:57,600 I'm gonna be a mad fucking man, all right? 413 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,003 If I see him anywhere-- even as a puss-faced zombie 414 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,605 in "The Walking Dead," I'm gonna shoot someone in the head. 415 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:05,566 Get it done! 416 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,905 ( Both sigh ) 417 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,650 - You didn't say anything? - No. Neither of us did. 418 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,952 - Did you say anything during? - I don't remember. 419 00:17:20,077 --> 00:17:21,754 - What, did you tell her you love her? - No. 420 00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:23,422 - Well, do you? - Of course I love her. 421 00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:25,424 I'll always love her. We were supposed to get married next month. 422 00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:28,326 Yeah, no shit. My gift was non-refundable. 423 00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:30,462 You know, we never even really officially broke up. 424 00:17:30,587 --> 00:17:32,864 I mean, we basically had a massive fight and I left. 425 00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:35,067 I think it was officially over when she canceled the catering 426 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,102 - and sent the ring back. - Hey look, E, 427 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:39,438 you're saving yourself a lot of heartache and a lot of money. 428 00:17:39,563 --> 00:17:43,175 - Marriage is for suckers. - Dice, didn't you just get married? 429 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,911 - Yeah, but I'm weak. - So how did you leave it then? 430 00:17:46,036 --> 00:17:47,847 We didn't. She just got up and left. 431 00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,849 Wait, I thought-- I thought you were at her place. 432 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,784 - We were. - She left her own house? 433 00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:54,119 - I love that. - Yo, what did I miss? 434 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:57,121 E and Sloan got back together and then broke up again. 435 00:17:57,246 --> 00:17:59,357 Really? Good, we'll all be single again 436 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:01,184 'cause I think I'm gonna break up with Alex too. 437 00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:01,959 That is shocking. 438 00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:03,374 Yeah, she's a good girl. 439 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,501 No no, it's shocking that he could break up with anybody. 440 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,197 - Ah. - What happened? 441 00:18:07,322 --> 00:18:09,672 She called Abby, but she hasn't called me. 442 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,508 Maybe she's gone lesbo and is too ashamed to tell you. 443 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,270 - Who would be ashamed of that? - ( Laughs ) 444 00:18:14,395 --> 00:18:16,178 I really think she wants the fame more than me. 445 00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,006 - She's the avion girl. - Yeah. 446 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,682 Get the fuck out of here. She's hot. 447 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,599 - Yeah. - How did you get her? 448 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,511 - ( Eric laughs ) - I don't know, dice. 449 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,688 And you banged Tony soprano's daughter for awhile. 450 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:29,108 - What, did you Google me? Yeah, I did. - Guy must have a horse cock. 451 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,318 No no, I've shared a locker room with him. It was... 452 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,447 - ( Door opens ) - Phil! 453 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,866 - ( Sighs ) - What's the word? 454 00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:41,829 - I got scores. Um... - What? No good? 455 00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:45,126 - Through the roof. - Yeah! 456 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:48,502 We air in three weeks and it cannot come sooner. 457 00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:50,546 Hey, Scott Lavin. I represent dice. 458 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,339 Lucky you. The guy's a star. I gotta get back. 459 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:54,800 - Congratulations, Phil. - Later, bro. 460 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,102 - I knew it, I knew it. - You did not. 461 00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:59,638 - You were nervous. - No, I just don't count my chickens 462 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,939 before they hatch. But now that they have, I am clear-- 463 00:19:03,064 --> 00:19:04,967 - we are golden. - We always were golden. 464 00:19:05,092 --> 00:19:06,908 And hey, Drama, once I finish that movie, 465 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:08,814 you might have two emmy nods this year, huh? 466 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,113 Oh please God, please please please, I've suffered enough. 467 00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:14,049 - I deserve good things. - They're coming, Johnny. They're coming. 468 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:16,685 Let's hit the bar. E and Turtle could use a drink. 469 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,054 - Turtle: Yes. - E: No kidding. 470 00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:20,655 Drama, can I talk to you a second? 471 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:23,037 We'll be right there. Just got to talk to Drama for a second. 472 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,542 - I'll see you guys out there. What's up? - Nothing. 473 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,958 You know, I gotta thank you for the gig. 474 00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:30,731 - Please. - No. I was dead. 475 00:19:30,856 --> 00:19:32,423 You asked them to look at me and they did. 476 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,840 That's 'cause I knew you would kill it. And you did. 477 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,434 - Yeah, but um-- - But what? 478 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:39,137 But our deal sucks. They're paying us shit. 479 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,572 - That's 'cause we had no leverage. - Well, you know what? 480 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:43,239 - I say we walk. - Walk where? 481 00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:46,185 - Off the show. - The show hasn't even aired yet. 482 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,395 Yeah, but we've already won. You heard Phil. 483 00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:52,113 After they exploit our voices and sell 10 million of them fucking monkeys 484 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,648 - without giving us a dime-- - You're fucking with me, right? 485 00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:57,251 No. You know what I say? We do the fucking. 486 00:19:57,376 --> 00:20:00,320 Me and you, Drama, we do the fucking. 487 00:20:00,445 --> 00:20:03,156 - Let's talk to our people. - You know what? 488 00:20:03,281 --> 00:20:05,124 First we talk and then we walk. 489 00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:07,998 Drama, we do the fucking! 490 00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,084 Good afternoon, TMA. 491 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,332 Please hold. 492 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:15,923 ( Softly ) Ari's wife is here. 493 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,759 Really? Uh... 494 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,260 Okay, yeah. Thanks. 495 00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:24,040 Ari, your wife's here. 496 00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:26,442 Hello hello! It's been too long. 497 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,136 I saw you peering at me from behind the latte machine this morning. 498 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,247 I know. I'm so sorry. 499 00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:34,283 I just saw you. And I don't think I've ever not seen you two together, 500 00:20:34,408 --> 00:20:37,553 - so I-- I just wish you were together! - I know, Lloyd. 501 00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:40,865 Because you are like, the perfect couple-- like lady di and Charles. 502 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,523 Lady di and Charles got divorced and then she died. 503 00:20:42,648 --> 00:20:43,877 Now shut the fuck up. 504 00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:46,159 I'm sorry. Bye-bye. My intentions are good. 505 00:20:46,284 --> 00:20:48,194 - All right, his intentions are good. - What's going on? 506 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,196 Can we talk about this in your office, please? 507 00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:51,208 Yeah, sure. 508 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,966 - So-- - My sister is hysterical! 509 00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:55,959 What? Why? 510 00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:57,461 She doesn't wanna be in the middle of this. 511 00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:59,704 - The middle of what? - Ari, we are separated. 512 00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:01,506 You need to stay out of my life. 513 00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:03,475 Well, your separate life 514 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,411 creeps into my life, all right? 515 00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:08,446 You'd have to move to Iowa for it not to. 516 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,358 As it is-- 517 00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:11,103 Did you screw up David's audition at "Mad Men"? 518 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:14,717 David? You're actually seeing a fucking waiter? 519 00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:17,919 Would you really just randomly try and destroy someone's life? 520 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:21,088 A waiter who is fucking my wife at a restaurant 521 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,657 that I basically built is not random. 522 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,159 Did you really ruin his audition? 523 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,895 You know, I'm not gonna answer that until you do. 524 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:32,458 Ari, please! You need to let me live my life. 525 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,299 If there's any chance of us ever getting back together, 526 00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,588 I need to explore other things. 527 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,669 If there's any chance for us to get back together, 528 00:21:39,794 --> 00:21:42,801 you cannot be exploring a fucking waiter! 529 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:45,239 - It is humiliating! - First of all, 530 00:21:45,364 --> 00:21:48,971 it is far less humiliating than the things that you've put me through over the years. 531 00:21:49,096 --> 00:21:50,610 And second of all, 532 00:21:51,566 --> 00:21:52,834 I'm not dating David. 533 00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:55,522 Then how do you know about this and why do you care? 534 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:58,572 Because I am dating someone who cares. 535 00:21:58,697 --> 00:22:00,903 - Who? - His boss. 536 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:05,157 Bobby? Flay. 537 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,491 - You're dating a cook? - He's a chef, Ari. 538 00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:11,925 And he's a businessman. 539 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:14,761 And he's kind and respectful and generous. 540 00:22:14,886 --> 00:22:18,337 He's a redheaded fire crotch. He's a genetic mistake. 541 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,006 Jesus, Ari, you are such a child. I-- 542 00:22:22,227 --> 00:22:24,471 hey, if you have any sense of decency, 543 00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:27,174 you will fix what you did to David. 544 00:22:27,299 --> 00:22:30,307 ( Music playing ) 545 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,051 Everyone hear my words: 546 00:22:37,176 --> 00:22:38,352 Bobby flay 547 00:22:38,477 --> 00:22:40,854 is now my sworn enemy 548 00:22:40,979 --> 00:22:42,611 which means he is yours. 549 00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:45,858 Now if anyone eats or even recommends 550 00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:49,195 any one of that boy-meets-grill fuck's establishments, 551 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,745 it will be agent meets fist! 552 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,668 Hey, Alex, I don't know if you remember me. 553 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,703 It's your boyfriend Turtle. 554 00:22:59,828 --> 00:23:01,773 This is the last time I'm calling you. 555 00:23:01,898 --> 00:23:05,511 So give me a call back, tell me why you're not calling me. Or don't. 556 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,946 - Voicemail? - Yep. 557 00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:09,388 - Did you talk to Sloan? - Nope. 558 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,374 Maybe you should call up another girl, get your mind off her. 559 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,353 I just had sex with Sloan two hours ago. I'm not gonna call another girl. 560 00:23:14,642 --> 00:23:16,754 - Double-headers are the best. - Yeah. Just shower. 561 00:23:16,879 --> 00:23:19,023 No, fuck that. I wouldn't even brush my teeth. 562 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,692 Just splash a little water on it. You're good to go. 563 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,092 I feel guilty, is all, all right? I feel like I took advantage of Sloan. 564 00:23:24,217 --> 00:23:26,026 I'm not gonna call another girl to hang out. 565 00:23:26,151 --> 00:23:28,963 Okay, guys, leave E alone. He's gonna get sad 566 00:23:29,088 --> 00:23:31,065 - and then none of us get to go out. - Thank you. 567 00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:34,292 - ( Phone ringing ) - Turtles, will you grab that for me? 568 00:23:36,361 --> 00:23:37,708 - ( Sighs ) It's Sloan. - Oy. 569 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:40,335 - It's fate. - No, it's not fate. It's nauseating. 570 00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:41,754 - Answer it. - And say what? 571 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,611 Whatever you were gonna say. 572 00:23:42,736 --> 00:23:43,746 Tell her you want her back. 573 00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:45,180 Tell her thank you for the sex. 574 00:23:45,305 --> 00:23:48,583 - I'll do it, I'll do it. - Give me the phone. 575 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:50,284 - Hello? - Hey. 576 00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:53,020 - Hey. - I'm sorry. 577 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:56,021 - Sorry for what? - For leaving. 578 00:23:56,146 --> 00:23:58,256 That's okay. I'm sorry too. 579 00:23:58,381 --> 00:24:01,826 - I hope I didn't confuse things. - No, E, I'm not confused. 580 00:24:01,951 --> 00:24:04,595 - It's all good. - I still feel bad though. 581 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,721 I don't know. I feel like maybe I should buy you dinner or something. 582 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,947 ( Sloan laughs ) No. 583 00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:12,560 Really. It was nice to, um, see you again. 584 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,830 ( Choked ) I feel like I needed some closure. 585 00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:17,402 Yeah. 586 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,077 I wanted to tell you, but we got distracted. 587 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,752 Yeah. 588 00:24:22,499 --> 00:24:25,214 I quit my job because I'm moving to New York. 589 00:24:26,373 --> 00:24:29,301 - Oh. - But I'm happy. 590 00:24:30,159 --> 00:24:31,178 Well, that's good. 591 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,764 - Yeah. - Good luck with that. 592 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,850 Thank you. Good luck here too, E. 593 00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:41,313 - Thanks. - Okay. So maybe we will talk again soon. 594 00:24:41,879 --> 00:24:43,190 Yeah, I hope so. 595 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,525 Bye. 596 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,485 Bye. 597 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,368 What happened? Are you all right? 598 00:24:48,493 --> 00:24:51,795 Yeah. It's all good. Sloan is moving to New York. 599 00:24:53,898 --> 00:24:55,940 Wow. 600 00:24:56,065 --> 00:24:57,908 Poor guy must fuck like dogshit. 601 00:24:58,282 --> 00:25:01,081 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 602 00:25:01,536 --> 00:25:04,714 ♪ You abandoned me ♪ 603 00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:08,240 ♪ love don't live here anymore ♪ 604 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,591 ♪ just a vacancy ♪ 605 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:20,284 ♪ love don't live here anymore ♪ 606 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,433 ♪ when you lived inside of me ♪ 607 00:25:27,558 --> 00:25:30,135 ♪ there was nothing I could conceive ♪ 608 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:33,762 ♪ that you wouldn't do for me ♪ 609 00:25:36,064 --> 00:25:39,109 ♪ trouble seemed so far away ♪ 610 00:25:39,234 --> 00:25:43,612 ♪ you changed that right away, baby ♪ 611 00:25:43,737 --> 00:25:46,482 ♪ you abandoned me ♪ 612 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:49,808 ♪ love don't live here anymore ♪ 613 00:25:55,114 --> 00:25:57,791 ♪ just a vacancy ♪ 614 00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:01,785 ♪ love don't live here anymore. ♪