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(anxious sigh)
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Where's the professor?
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Eh, probably dead.
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Already dissolving
in a bathtub, if we're lucky.
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I was out on the widow's walk
keeping a hopeless vigil
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for the return
of my first delivery crew.
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It's been 50 years
since they disappeared.
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Huh, I knew you had other crews,
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but you never told us
you had a first crew.
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I remember it
like it was interesting.
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I had just built my new
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shipping and receiving emporium,
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and I scoured the hardware
store parking lot
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to assemble
the finest crew imaginable.
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There was Candy, the raunchy
by-the-books navigator;
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Lifter, the devastatingly
handsome forklift;
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and Captain Lando Tucker,
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a dedicated young man
with no characteristics.
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We'll deliver that
package or die trying.
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Hey, it's all my favorite patients.
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And also Captain Tucker.
Pow!
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(laughter)
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Whoa!
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You totally got me, Dr. John.
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You're hilarious.
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Zoidberg was popular?
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Zoidberg had hair?
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I never said he had hair!
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If you chose to imagine him
that way, that's your business.
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Anyway,
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the time came for our first delivery.
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(sobbing)
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Lando, don't forget
about me and Junior.
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I won't, honey.
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Or die trying.
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Well, crew, this is it.
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That cookie bouquet
isn't going to deliver itself.
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PROFESSOR:
Ten...
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nine and so on.
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Three...
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two, one...
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Go, you big metal bird.
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Get up there.
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Incredible!
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Zoidberg had friends?
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It was a different time.
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PROFESSOR:
Everything was going smoothly
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until right after that part
I was just telling you about.
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Suddenly, Amanda's aunt called to say
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her niece hadn't received
her cookie bouquet.
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I watched the skies for weeks,
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with only occasional breaks
to tend to my grief diarrhea.
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Just when all hope was lost...
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(gasps)
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The ship's escape pod!
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What happened up there, Johnny?
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Oh, don't make me remember.
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So horrible it was.
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(high-pitched shriek)
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I thought you said
he didn't have hair.
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Yes, but something he saw
on that mission
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traumatized him so severely,
he grew hair,
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just so it could turn white.
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Sadly, my brave crew
was gone forever.
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(sobbing)
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Oh, that poor incompetent crew.
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What do you think
happened, Professor?
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(sniffles)
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They were lost
in the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
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(all gasp)
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That's ridiculous.
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The Bermuda Tetrahedron
is just a myth.
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I'm glad you're so brave in
the face of the unknown, Leela,
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because, for your next mission,
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you'll be flying directly through
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the Bermuda Tetrahedron!
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(all gasp)
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Or we could fly around it.
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Of course you could.
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You'd be stupid not to.
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Supposing we're not stupid.
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What kind of stupid mission is this?
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You'll be picking up a monument
commemorating my lost crew,
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to be unveiled Tuesday
at their memorial ceremony.
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All the grieving families
will be there,
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plus a Popsicle cart.
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You can count on us, Professor.
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We'll get that
monument here in time.
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Hooray!
(cheering)
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Or die trying.
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(murmuring)
What?
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Here you go.
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In memory of the first Planet
Express ship and its crew.
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Hang on.
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It shouldn't have an apostrophe.
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This means "and it is crew."
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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It's a minor error, lady.
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I mean, we're space aliens.
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It's a miracle
we can even speak English.
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The miracle is that
I'm not kicking your ass.
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I insist you re-carve
the entire statue correctly.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, Charlie, hack off
another block of ivory!
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(elephant trumpets)
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Well, the statue's perfect now.
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Too bad we won't make it back in time
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for the memorial service.
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We'll make it.
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Or die trying.
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(alarm wailing)
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We're cutting through
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the Bermuda Tetrahedron!
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Whoo!
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Wait, the Bermuda Tetrahedron?
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(all gasping, whimpering)
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I think I'm remembering
that thing I forgot.
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Uh-oh, the dials are terrified.
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Brace yourselves.
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It's Tickle Me Elmo's Fire.
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(laughing)
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(grunting):
Ow! Oh!
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Ow-ow-ow!
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There. See?
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It was no big thing.
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(crash)
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What was that big thing?
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FRY:
It's a spaceship graveyard.
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Why did we have to
come here at night?
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Look at all these famous lost ships.
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There's the Garmin!
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And the TomTom!
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Over there!
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It's the original
Planet Express ship!
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AMY:
What caused all that damage?
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Could it have been flavor-blasted?
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We'd better investigate.
(thunder rumbles)
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Looks like an ion storm, though.
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Everyone, suit up!
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Whatever happened here, that
first crew left in a hurry.
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The table is still set for
a McDonald's value dinner.
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I remember, I remember!
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This is what traumatized me.
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Such a meal to go to waste!
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(sighs)
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And with that... (burps)
I have closure.
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Hey, Zoidberg, you're cockatieling.
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Oh, no. Something's happening.
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What's happening?
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(all gasp)
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Oh, right.
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And there was
a giant killer space whale.
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(whale calls echoing)
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Holy crap, it's a giant space fish!
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Actually, the space whale
isn't a space fish.
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It's a space mammal.
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Wow, interesting.
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I'm both impressed and being eaten.
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(Bender screams)
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Spacewalk, people!
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Spacewalk for your lives!
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Man, look at him go.
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Like a millionaire
on a cocktail wiener.
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(all gasping)
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(engine starts)
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(all gasping, screaming)
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I did it. I outran him.
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Relax, friends.
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(whale call echoes)
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Panic, jerks!
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(gasps)
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That's no ordinary space whale!
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It's a four-dimensional space whale!
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Of course!
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And it only breaches
into our 3-D universe
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to hunt and fill it's lungs
with vacuum.
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Whatever its beef is,
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our one mission now is
to get that monument to Earth.
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Correction: our one mission now is
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to avenge the loss of that monument.
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(whale call echoes)
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Smeesh!
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He gonked off the engines.
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That won't stop me.
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Raise the solar sails!
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I'm going after that Mobius Dick!
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(worried murmuring)
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You've been hitting
the Red Stripe, woman!
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Comport yourself, Mr. Conrad!
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When we're at space,
the captain's word is law.
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I could marry you and Bender
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against your will, if I wanted to.
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(gasps)
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You wouldn't dare!
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I've been married to worse.
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Leela, I'm not doctor, but I'm afraid
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you be exhibiting symptoms of illin'.
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You're risking all our lives
for your own personal obsession.
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There's nothing personal about this.
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That thing screwed up my delivery!
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This time, it's business.
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♪ ♪
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(air whistling)
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Maybe if I move
the compass like this,
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it will somehow kill the whale.
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Leela, we need to talk.
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You've gone from crazy like
a fox to crazy like Fox News.
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Fear not the space behemoth.
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In my dreams,
I've peered beyond its eyes
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and into the cackling hell
within us all.
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Okay, that's a good point.
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Fry's right!
Let's kill the captain
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and order some strippers!
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(altering voice):
Yeah, what he said.
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It's a mutiny led by Fry!
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That's enough insubordination,
Mr. Fry!
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String him up!
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(thunder rumbling)
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(groaning)
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Things look bad enough without
having to look closer at them.
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(gasps)
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(whale call echoes)
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Look, off in the distance!
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It's exhaling!
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LEELA:
Use boaty talk!
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Thar she blows!
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(whale call echoes)
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All right, which of you space dogs
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has the guts and know-how
to harpoon that whale?
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I spent a semester in
Africa harpooning giraffes.
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And giraffes are basically
just land space whales.
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Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.
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(whale call echoes)
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(hooves thundering)
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Oh, God, I'm having
a Serengeti flashback.
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Die, you dirty giraffe!
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(screech echoing)
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Well, I got it.
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Now what, Captain?
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You know, I'm not sure.
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I guess I thought whales died
when you harpooned them.
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(Leela screams)
(crew grunting)
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(screech echoing)
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LEELA:
Don't worry.
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I'll drop the anchor.
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Oh!
Aw! Ouch!
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She's diving
into the fourth dimension.
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We have to cut the rope.
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Negative, Sailor Moon.
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We're going for a sleigh ride.
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I can see sideways in time.
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(speaking backwards)
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Hey, I see CGI.
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(speaking backwards)
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Poop. (chuckles)
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Poop.
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Ah, yeah.
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♪ Bender, Bender, Bender ♪
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♪ Bender, Bender, Bender ♪
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♪ Bender, Bender, Bender ♪
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♪ Bender, Bender, Bender... ♪
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Aw.
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That was the greatest
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unaccountably infinite bunch
of guys I ever met.
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Look out!
It's pulling us through
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a field of spacebergs.
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Stupid rocks.
269
00:12:35,411 --> 00:12:36,553
Think they're so great.
270
00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:38,589
Well, they are giant diamonds.
271
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:39,914
(blubbering)
272
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,258
(chuckles)
273
00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:43,852
Come to Papa.
274
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,063
A lot of Bender
fell out of the crow's nest.
275
00:12:46,188 --> 00:12:47,722
We need to cut the line.
276
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,268
Enough of your mad obsession
with Bender, Fry.
277
00:12:50,393 --> 00:12:53,314
We've got to murder
that whale or die trying.
278
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,805
This has gone too far.
279
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:58,109
Bender's one of Planet Express's
most expensive appliances.
280
00:12:58,234 --> 00:12:59,400
And he's in trouble.
281
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,112
That's it. I warned you.
282
00:13:01,237 --> 00:13:04,907
Fry, Zoidberg, I now pronounce
you man and...
283
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,810
Aw, so close.
284
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,351
(call echoing)
285
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,435
Unsit me, Mr. Conrad.
286
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,271
We can't let the whale win.
287
00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:25,830
Hi-- yah!
288
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,641
You're all too weak.
289
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:29,811
I can see that now.
290
00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:32,146
So I'll have to be my own crew.
291
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,380
Understood?
292
00:13:33,505 --> 00:13:34,581
You've gone mad, Captain.
293
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:35,682
That's enough out of me.
294
00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:37,174
Now come on,
295
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,809
I got to find that whale.
296
00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:42,946
I found him.
297
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,527
With my Oxo Good Grips Cheese Knife,
298
00:13:49,652 --> 00:13:50,886
I stab at thee.
299
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,455
(call echoing)
(grunting)
300
00:13:54,891 --> 00:13:57,459
You do know I'm stabbing
at thee, right?
301
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,527
(screaming)
302
00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:11,272
(oscillating tone)
303
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:18,990
(moans)
304
00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:21,152
(electronic whirring)
305
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:27,299
(screaming)
306
00:14:27,424 --> 00:14:28,701
Hello.
307
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,078
PROFESSOR:
Think, Zoidberg.
308
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,206
You must remember something.
309
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,841
No, nothing.
310
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:36,944
For all I know, our friends
could have been eaten
311
00:14:37,069 --> 00:14:38,345
by some kind of crazy space whale.
312
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:40,421
Damn that Bermuda Tetrahedron.
313
00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:43,917
It's taken my latest crew
just as it took my first one.
314
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,619
Not to mention
315
00:14:45,744 --> 00:14:47,720
those single socks
from the dryer, am I right?
316
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,756
Shut up, Zoidberg.
317
00:14:49,881 --> 00:14:51,991
Oh, Zoidberg, the grieving relatives
318
00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:54,644
will be gathered here tomorrow
in need of comfort.
319
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,296
And with no stone monument,
they may well demand
320
00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:59,665
that I refund their admission fees.
321
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,066
(sobbing)
322
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,425
(sobbing)
323
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,105
Where are we?
324
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,108
In the belly of the beast.
325
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:12,787
Like that Bible guy who got swallowed
by the whale-- Pinocchio.
326
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,115
This is all Obsessy Bessy's fault.
327
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,783
Right on, sister.
328
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:18,952
We should be back
at Planet Express right now,
329
00:15:19,077 --> 00:15:20,754
hiding from work in the ceiling.
330
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,256
But no!
331
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,924
For the last time, I'm not obsessed.
332
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,994
I just want this whale
to die, die, die!
333
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:29,887
(rumbling and gurgling)
334
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:34,100
Uh-oh. What's that
loud digesting sound?
335
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,425
(slurping)
336
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,523
FRY: Holy crap!
Four dimensional bowels!
337
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,998
Einstein was right.
338
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:43,933
(all screaming)
339
00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:53,318
Why?! Why?!
340
00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:55,386
Also what and how?!
341
00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:58,322
MAN: The great fish has chosen
you for a higher purpose.
342
00:15:58,447 --> 00:15:59,959
It's a great mammal.
343
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,725
See? It's got whiskers.
344
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,351
And I saw it lactating earlier.
345
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,162
Wait, who said that?
346
00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:08,832
I was once Lando Tucker--
347
00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:11,325
captain of the first
Planet Express ship.
348
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:12,702
Ew!
349
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,037
I'm Turanga Leela--
350
00:16:14,162 --> 00:16:15,972
captain of the current
Planet Express ship.
351
00:16:16,097 --> 00:16:17,364
What's going on?
352
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:18,942
It's very simple.
353
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,144
Well, actually it's very complicated.
354
00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:23,065
Luckily, I'm here to explain it.
355
00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:27,107
You see, this space whale
feeds on obsession.
356
00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:28,952
Wow. Are you gross looking.
357
00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:30,406
Go on.
358
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,055
- The great space serpent...
- Mammal.
359
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,156
...figured out long ago
360
00:16:33,281 --> 00:16:36,016
that no one's more obsessed
than space captains.
361
00:16:37,252 --> 00:16:38,328
Oh! Oh!
362
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,729
What are these things?!
363
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:41,125
Get away!
364
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,966
The whale's nearly sucked me dry.
365
00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:45,796
It'll need a new source
of obsession once I'm gone.
366
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:48,371
How many times do I have
to tell other people--
367
00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:50,509
I'm not obsessed.
368
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,710
The whale is obsession, Leela.
369
00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:54,388
And you are the whale!
370
00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:56,314
I am not the whale!
371
00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:59,084
All I wanted was to complete
my delivery.
372
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:00,686
Is that too much to ask?
373
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,387
One Chicken Pickin' delivery?
374
00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:04,357
This whale's gonna pay.
375
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,293
It can't escape what
it already is-- me!
376
00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,219
I am the whale!
377
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,239
See?
378
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:16,258
(screaming)
379
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:18,955
(call echoing)
380
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,214
(sobbing):
50 years, Junior.
381
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,918
50 years of crippling sorrow.
382
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,021
Popsicles here. Can't mourn
the dead without a Popsicle.
383
00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:37,790
You think a Popsicle
gonna bring my daughter back?
384
00:17:37,915 --> 00:17:39,308
No, sir.
385
00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:42,329
Aha! You just talked
yourself out of a sale.
386
00:17:42,454 --> 00:17:44,264
(sobbing)
387
00:17:44,389 --> 00:17:45,799
Poor Amy.
388
00:17:45,924 --> 00:17:48,859
My days of joy and luck are over.
389
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,861
Guess I got to quit that club.
390
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:53,307
I can't believe our Leela's gone.
391
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:56,993
You always think you're going to disappear
in space before your children.
392
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,503
Welcome, everyone.
393
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,123
What a pleasure to see
so many miserable faces.
394
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,051
(slurping)
395
00:18:03,176 --> 00:18:04,887
Mmm! Lemony!
396
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:09,159
I had intended to unveil a
beautiful stone memorial today.
397
00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:11,061
But due to the recent tragedy,
398
00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:14,969
I humbly ask you to join me
in a simple prayer.
399
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,179
(all booing)
400
00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:18,336
No refunds!
401
00:18:18,461 --> 00:18:20,016
Shut up and bow your heads!
402
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,264
O, mighty Isis...
403
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,243
Oh, no.
My deal is doing the thing.
404
00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:27,169
(rumbling)
405
00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:30,067
(call echoing)
406
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:33,717
Good Lord, it's some kind
of interdimensional space whale.
407
00:18:33,842 --> 00:18:36,386
I just remembered, that's the guy.
408
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:40,036
Oy, now with the horror hair.
409
00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:45,553
(all screaming)
410
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,381
(all gasping)
411
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:05,008
Popsicles. Fill your gaping
mouth with a Popsicle.
412
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,289
Leela, you're alive.
413
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:12,151
Is that how you and
your friends are dressing now?
414
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,026
Hello, everyone.
415
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,860
I suppose you're wondering
416
00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:17,520
why my flesh has melded with
that of a giant space whale.
417
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,156
I'll admit to a polite interest.
418
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,367
At first I was consumed
by a dark obsession
419
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:23,869
to kill the whale.
420
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:26,082
Then I was consumed by the whale.
421
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,876
That sounds clever,
but it doesn't explain much.
422
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,934
- Shut up, Zoidberg.
- Okay.
423
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,947
You see, beneath my obsession
lay an even deeper obsession.
424
00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:38,250
An obsession so strong,
it allowed me to overpower
425
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,013
the beast's will and pilot it
through space and time.
426
00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:44,924
An obsession with completing
my delivery...
427
00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:46,416
(voice echoing):
...delivery, delivery,
428
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,319
delivery, delivery, delivery...
429
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:50,830
Get your...
430
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:53,257
(cheering)
431
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:54,968
Poor Lando.
432
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,304
This is just how
I want to remember him.
433
00:19:57,429 --> 00:20:00,331
Too bad, 'cause he's still alive.
434
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,500
Lando?
435
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,011
Told you I'd be back.
436
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,246
You've grown, Junior.
437
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,165
I'm 61.
438
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:10,107
I don't know him.
What else you got?
439
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,216
(bystanders gasping, murmuring)
440
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,431
They haven't aged a day.
441
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,434
The whale must have
some kind of Mobius colon
442
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,062
that endlessly recycles
time and space.
443
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,498
Yep. That stands up to scrutiny.
444
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,534
I should have listened to my crew.
445
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,470
That space whale wasn't a monster.
446
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,083
It was the obsession of me
and others like me
447
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,991
that made it into a monster.
448
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,034
Mainly you.
449
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,613
On the other hand,
the stupid fish did eat us.
450
00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:49,358
You guys want to do this?
(all agreeing)
451
00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:51,126
FRY:
Oh, you know it!
452
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,918
So, Johnny,
453
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,863
are we going to pick up
where we left off?
454
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,423
(as Fonzie):
Eh.
455
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,753
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