1 00:00:08,296 --> 00:00:11,002 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,653 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 3 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:18,226 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 4 00:00:18,392 --> 00:00:20,308 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:23,681 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 6 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,942 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 7 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:28,528 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 8 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:30,661 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 9 00:00:30,786 --> 00:00:33,967 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 10 00:00:34,092 --> 00:00:39,165 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,747 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 12 00:01:02,019 --> 00:01:05,046 ♪ yeah, oh yeah ♪ 13 00:01:05,171 --> 00:01:07,341 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 14 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,327 Hi, my name is Vince and I'm a drug addict. 15 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:18,954 Hi, Vince. 16 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,239 It's been three and a half months since I've last used 17 00:01:22,364 --> 00:01:23,834 and I'm doing okay. 18 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:26,628 The key for me has been keeping my mind busy, 19 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,136 trying new things. 20 00:01:28,261 --> 00:01:30,632 In fact, I just finished writing my first screenplay. 21 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:33,218 - Good for you. 22 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,792 Relax, it sucked. 23 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,895 But we'll see if I can find someone to produce it. 24 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:41,233 Does anyone know anybody? 25 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:43,270 I do. Hey. 26 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,375 Turtle. 27 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,444 - Yo. - Why'd you walk out? 28 00:01:49,569 --> 00:01:51,681 Some of the people in there were freaking me out. 29 00:01:51,806 --> 00:01:52,939 I didn't realize there'd be so much sharing. 30 00:01:53,064 --> 00:01:53,851 That's what helps, 31 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:56,355 knowing that other people are going through the same things you did. 32 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,259 I don't know how much you can relate to the girl 33 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:00,428 who blew her brother for an 8-ball, but I hear you. 34 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,974 More importantly, did you see who was in there? 35 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:02,632 No. 36 00:02:02,757 --> 00:02:04,401 - Hey, Vince! - Him. 37 00:02:04,526 --> 00:02:06,293 - Who's that? - Carl Ertz. 38 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,640 The douchebag that fucked us over on "Danger Beach"? 39 00:02:08,765 --> 00:02:10,977 Yup. But in the program we learn to make amends. 40 00:02:11,102 --> 00:02:13,113 - Hey, Vince. How are you? - I'm doing good, Carl. 41 00:02:13,238 --> 00:02:15,550 I was just telling my buddy over here how the program 42 00:02:15,675 --> 00:02:17,285 got me to let go of all my anger towards you. 43 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:18,787 Oh, that's good. 44 00:02:18,912 --> 00:02:21,266 I'm not in the program so I still think you're a douche. 45 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,827 Look, Vince. 46 00:02:23,952 --> 00:02:26,864 I fucked you out of a movie once upon a time. 47 00:02:26,989 --> 00:02:28,523 A thousand apologies for that. 48 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:30,633 I make no excuses, 49 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:33,068 but those were in my heavily drug-infused days. 50 00:02:33,193 --> 00:02:34,237 And if it's any consolation 51 00:02:34,494 --> 00:02:37,324 "Danger Beach" did $3 million on 3000 screens. 52 00:02:37,697 --> 00:02:40,107 - Ooh, karma is a bitch. - Turtle. 53 00:02:40,232 --> 00:02:41,870 Let it go. It's all good. 54 00:02:42,234 --> 00:02:45,123 Look, Vince, I'd love another shot at working together. 55 00:02:45,503 --> 00:02:47,480 Your script sounded amazing. 56 00:02:47,605 --> 00:02:49,048 I didn't tell you anything about it. 57 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:51,416 Working with you would be amazing. 58 00:02:51,541 --> 00:02:53,351 - It's not for me to star in. - No? 59 00:02:53,476 --> 00:02:55,786 - It's for my brother Johnny. - Oh. 60 00:02:55,911 --> 00:02:58,255 - Is it a feature? - No, it's a TV movie. 61 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:01,691 Then I really am your guy. I made 15 of those last year. 62 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:03,826 Including "The Menendez Brothers at 40," 63 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,560 which got nominated for a peabody. 64 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,314 Look, Vince, would you send me the script? 65 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,732 Please, I will get it done, whatever it is. 66 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:13,401 It'll be my official apology. 67 00:03:13,725 --> 00:03:15,821 I'll send you the script. We'll go from there. 68 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,495 Great. I'm going to get some ice cream. 69 00:03:20,831 --> 00:03:22,641 Why would you send that jerkoff the script? 70 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:24,075 It seems like he's trying. 71 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,164 Besides, what's the worst that can happen? 72 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:30,794 Drama. 73 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,483 Drama! 74 00:03:33,608 --> 00:03:36,487 - Yo. - You look awful. 75 00:03:36,612 --> 00:03:40,023 Of course I do. I haven't slept in days. Dice won't let me. 76 00:03:40,148 --> 00:03:41,724 - You should get separate beds. - Funny. 77 00:03:41,849 --> 00:03:45,127 Just tell Dice that definitively you're not walking off the show. 78 00:03:45,252 --> 00:03:46,762 It doesn't matter what I tell him. 79 00:03:46,887 --> 00:03:48,529 He just keeps coming like the Terminator. 80 00:03:48,654 --> 00:03:50,438 - Was this guy's deal really that bad? - Yes. 81 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:54,201 Andrew Dice Clay is almost paying the network to allow him to come to work. 82 00:03:54,326 --> 00:03:55,735 - Oh, come on. - I swear to God. 83 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,470 "Big Brother" contestants get paid more. 84 00:03:57,595 --> 00:04:00,365 Well, it's not exactly like I'm getting rich off this either, E. 85 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:03,908 I got you 15 gnd an episode to sit in an air-conditioned voice-over booth 86 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,876 for three hours a week. You feel underpaid? 87 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:08,211 Dice tells me the guy who does homer Simpson 88 00:04:08,336 --> 00:04:11,113 is getting paid 650 gs an episode to do the same thing. 89 00:04:11,238 --> 00:04:13,381 Yeah, they're in season 23. 90 00:04:13,506 --> 00:04:15,049 You haven't even aired episode one yet. 91 00:04:15,174 --> 00:04:17,752 - Listen, E, I think there could be more. - Yeah, when the show airs. 92 00:04:17,877 --> 00:04:19,687 Well, this guy is driving me fucking crazy, okay? 93 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:22,222 Dice is coming after me just like he's comin after him, all right? 94 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:25,357 I think if we all get on the same page, maybe there could be something. 95 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,448 - By walking? - No, by calling. 96 00:04:27,573 --> 00:04:28,622 Asking nicely. 97 00:04:28,747 --> 00:04:31,429 Coming to a reasonable 20 kittens an episode each. 98 00:04:31,554 --> 00:04:33,297 Yes, please. 99 00:04:33,422 --> 00:04:35,525 Tell them I'll donate 10% to charity. 100 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,401 All right, you know what? Fine. 101 00:04:37,526 --> 00:04:40,871 I'll make the stupidest fucking phone call I've ever made. 102 00:04:40,996 --> 00:04:43,173 I will talk to Phil reasonably. 103 00:04:43,298 --> 00:04:45,708 I will ask him nicely if he thinks you're underpaid. 104 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,177 And if he's willing to talk to the network, fine. 105 00:04:48,302 --> 00:04:50,045 If not, we're done. Agreed? 106 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:52,709 Yes, agreed. Thank you, E. 107 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:54,616 I mean this sincerely, Vince. 108 00:04:54,741 --> 00:04:58,353 I would hack off my penis before I would ever allow you 109 00:04:58,478 --> 00:05:00,055 to work with Carl Ertz again. 110 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,024 - Don't be extreme, Ari. - I am being mild. 111 00:05:02,149 --> 00:05:04,192 The guy is a menace and we do not need him. 112 00:05:04,317 --> 00:05:06,627 I thought I'd get this kind of response from E, not you. 113 00:05:06,752 --> 00:05:09,059 Listen, this may be the first time I ever agree with E. 114 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,798 You know you're the guy who put me with Ertz in the first place, right? 115 00:05:11,923 --> 00:05:14,368 Yes, that's before I knew what he was. 116 00:05:14,493 --> 00:05:17,304 - Really? And what is he? - He is an addict. 117 00:05:17,429 --> 00:05:18,572 And what am I? 118 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:22,040 You are the good kind of addict. 119 00:05:22,165 --> 00:05:24,174 You're the I-got-messed-up- with-the-wrong-girl- 120 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:26,576 and-ended-up-on- a-blow-bender addict. 121 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,812 Ertz is the skeevy-old-man-who- got-caught-with-a-crack-pipe- 122 00:05:29,937 --> 00:05:32,147 and-the-17-year-old- from-"Speed Racer" addict. 123 00:05:32,272 --> 00:05:34,584 Michael Vick drowned puppies and they let him play again. 124 00:05:34,874 --> 00:05:37,242 Well, Ertz does not have Vick's arm strength. 125 00:05:39,045 --> 00:05:41,591 Why do you want to work with this guy? Tell me. 126 00:05:41,757 --> 00:05:44,191 Because I do believe in second chances. 127 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:45,860 I've had more than that myself. 128 00:05:45,985 --> 00:05:48,062 That is why it is my job 129 00:05:48,187 --> 00:05:50,729 to protect you from damaging yourself again. 130 00:05:50,854 --> 00:05:53,436 You're not protecting me. You're not doing anything. 131 00:05:53,602 --> 00:05:53,964 Vinnie. 132 00:05:54,089 --> 00:05:56,933 I told you how important this was for me to make this happen for Johnny. 133 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,500 - Yeah. - You're not motivated. 134 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,335 - Untrue. I'm highly motivated. - Really? 135 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,403 Watch this. Lloyd! 136 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,171 Let's talk to the head of the TV department. 137 00:06:04,296 --> 00:06:06,272 - Loyd's the head of the TV department? - The interim head. 138 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:09,408 Until he fucks up, and then he's back to pushing a mail cart. 139 00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:11,777 - Yes, Ari? Hello, Vince. - Hey, Lloyd. 140 00:06:11,902 --> 00:06:14,046 Tell Vinnie what I told you to work on for him. 141 00:06:14,171 --> 00:06:17,481 - I don't know. - Are you joking? 142 00:06:17,606 --> 00:06:20,483 - I don't think so. - The movie for Drama. 143 00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:22,819 What movie? I don't know anything about this. 144 00:06:22,944 --> 00:06:24,720 - Are you joking? - I don't think so. 145 00:06:24,845 --> 00:06:26,723 Jesus Christ, Lloyd. 146 00:06:26,848 --> 00:06:29,517 I sent you a fucking email. 147 00:06:30,619 --> 00:06:32,475 I meant to send you an email. 148 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:35,432 - Ari. - I'm sorry. 149 00:06:35,557 --> 00:06:37,801 He's distracted. It's the separation, Vince. 150 00:06:37,926 --> 00:06:39,816 He'll never admit it, but it's weighing on him. 151 00:06:40,062 --> 00:06:41,568 I thought you guys were trying to get back together. 152 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:44,574 The Mrs. Gold, she's seeing a prominent restaurateur. 153 00:06:44,699 --> 00:06:46,442 Shut the fuck up, Lloyd. 154 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:48,311 It's Vince. He's family. 155 00:06:48,436 --> 00:06:49,701 Ari, I'm sorry. I didn't know. 156 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:52,454 It's no excuse, all right? I still should have done my job. 157 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,783 No, forget about that. Maybe you need to get out. 158 00:06:54,908 --> 00:06:56,207 What, to even the score? 159 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:58,753 No, to live yourself. It's been almost four months. 160 00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:00,378 - He's scared, Vince. - I'm scared? 161 00:07:00,613 --> 00:07:02,505 Ari, it's been a while since you've been with another woman. 162 00:07:02,671 --> 00:07:06,160 - It's natural. - I'm not scared. I'm scared for the town. 163 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:10,697 'Cause once I go out, women will fall and men will start wailing. 164 00:07:10,822 --> 00:07:13,016 You do not want to compete against me for ass, Vinnie. 165 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,268 Ha. I welcome the challenge. 166 00:07:15,684 --> 00:07:17,936 I told him I have someone for him. 167 00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:19,404 I told him I'm not turning gay. 168 00:07:19,529 --> 00:07:21,149 We would never have you, Ari. 169 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:24,841 Look, Vince. She's the niece of my hairstylist. 170 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,780 Oh, she's sexy. 171 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,577 What did you say she does again? 172 00:07:28,702 --> 00:07:31,613 She's an award-winning manicurist. 173 00:07:31,738 --> 00:07:34,240 I say you go for it. 174 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,718 Make the call, Lloyd. 175 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:38,416 Oh goody. I'm so happy. 176 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:39,721 And send Ertz an email. 177 00:07:39,846 --> 00:07:43,190 Chase, Walsh and Ertz present an all-addict production. 178 00:07:43,315 --> 00:07:44,690 You tell him if he doesn't deliver 179 00:07:44,815 --> 00:07:47,359 I'm gonna excommunicate him from this entire town. 180 00:07:47,484 --> 00:07:49,261 Done deal. 181 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,295 So did you just come to California to see me? 182 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:54,064 No, I'm doing "Today L.A." tomorrow. 183 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:55,598 Seriously? 184 00:07:55,723 --> 00:07:58,544 Jillian Reynolds is letting me make pollo avion live on television. 185 00:07:58,669 --> 00:07:59,642 That's incredible. 186 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:02,237 Everything for our Tequila has been incredible, Turtle. 187 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:04,306 And I have you to thank for a lot of it. 188 00:08:04,431 --> 00:08:07,242 I appreciate that. 189 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:11,236 This is a small token of my appreciation. 190 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:15,316 Whoa. A gold watch? 191 00:08:15,441 --> 00:08:16,996 - Yes. You like? - I love it. 192 00:08:17,162 --> 00:08:19,219 You know, in the U.S. they usually give someone 193 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:22,579 a gold watch when they're retiring. 194 00:08:24,715 --> 00:08:27,693 - Am I retiring? - The other reason I'm here 195 00:08:27,818 --> 00:08:31,929 is the largest distribution company in the states wants to handle our product. 196 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,364 What does that mean? 197 00:08:33,489 --> 00:08:35,390 It means we're taking avion to the next level. 198 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:38,301 It means you no longer need to work. 199 00:08:38,426 --> 00:08:40,537 Now you can just sit back and watch myself 200 00:08:40,662 --> 00:08:42,005 and Mark Cuban make your stock grow. 201 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,731 Yeah, but I like working. 202 00:08:43,897 --> 00:08:46,359 I like doing the tastings and I like doing the parties. 203 00:08:46,634 --> 00:08:48,944 And the parties have been great. And your idea of putting Alex 204 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:51,239 on the posters and the billboards was ingenious. 205 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:54,450 But this distribution company has a reach you could never have. 206 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:56,783 Did Alex know? 207 00:08:56,908 --> 00:08:58,618 Is this why she's been dodging my calls? 208 00:08:58,743 --> 00:08:59,706 Among other reasons. 209 00:08:59,977 --> 00:09:02,287 What other reasons? 210 00:09:02,412 --> 00:09:04,335 Alex has met someone. 211 00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:06,257 Oh, so she told you to tell me? 212 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:08,526 - She said if it came up. - Yeah. 213 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:11,953 First you're retiring me and then you're breaking up with me for Alex? 214 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:15,355 I'm sorry, Turtle. 215 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,559 Are you out of your fucking mind, Eric? 216 00:09:19,794 --> 00:09:21,204 What is it that you would like me to say, huh? 217 00:09:21,329 --> 00:09:23,707 Hi, CBS. I know you're taking a huge chance 218 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:26,109 scheduling a prime time animated sitcom starring somebody 219 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:27,743 that nobody's ever heard of and somebody else 220 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,312 that nobody's wanted to hear from 221 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:30,913 in like two fucking decades, 222 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,982 but both those guys feel 223 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:34,984 that even though not one single fucking person 224 00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:36,918 has watched the show that they're underpaid? 225 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,553 - People have seen the test-- - Shh! 226 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:41,372 - Is that Drama? - Yeah, he just walked in. 227 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,458 - Who the fuck is that? - Scott Lavin. 228 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:45,877 Is this how you guys operate over there? 229 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,862 People covering up their mouths with their hands so I don't hear them breathing? 230 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:50,506 No one's covering up their mouths, Phil. 231 00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:53,635 - Is Dice there too? - No, Phil. We're not crazy. 232 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,736 Yeah well, Johnny, do yourself a favor and don't let anybody cover up your ears 233 00:09:56,861 --> 00:10:00,239 Hey, dumb fuck, was this your idea? 234 00:10:00,364 --> 00:10:02,841 It was Dice's idea. He's putting crazy things in my head. 235 00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:05,243 Yeah well, remind Dice that when we cast him two months ago 236 00:10:05,368 --> 00:10:06,981 he was doing standup in a fucking bowling alley. 237 00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:09,512 - He doesn't care. - Well, you'd better care, Johnny, 238 00:10:09,637 --> 00:10:11,113 because if you allow him or anyone else 239 00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:13,112 to fuck this up, you're bananas. 240 00:10:13,374 --> 00:10:14,784 Go to Dice and tell him 241 00:10:14,909 --> 00:10:17,453 that you don't get a raise because you test well. 242 00:10:17,578 --> 00:10:20,078 Maybe remind him about a show called "concrete heat" 243 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,747 that I produced and you starred in in 1994 244 00:10:23,016 --> 00:10:25,293 and that tested through the fucking moon. 245 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,528 Do you remember that? 246 00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:29,504 Yeah, I remember that. 247 00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:32,132 - Yeah, you remember how long it lasted? - One week. 248 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,759 Many people thought it was canceled in the second half hour. 249 00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:37,679 That's because they put us up against fucking "Seinfeld." 250 00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:40,338 Drama, 251 00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:42,907 I know that doing a voice-over is not what you want. 252 00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:46,576 I know that you want to get that precious face of yours back in front of the camera. 253 00:10:46,701 --> 00:10:50,113 This will lead to all of that if you're smart. 254 00:10:50,238 --> 00:10:53,516 So be smart and make sure that crazy fuck is too 255 00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:56,364 or he will bury us all. 256 00:11:06,884 --> 00:11:08,293 So what are you thinking about? 257 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,296 I'm not sure. I'm not really hungry. 258 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,006 Oh, you have a big lunch? 259 00:11:13,223 --> 00:11:15,190 No, I had an early dinner. 260 00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:18,177 Why'd you do that if you knew I was getting you? 261 00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:20,430 I didn't know you were taking me to dinner. 262 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,107 - What did you think when I asked you out? - I don't know. 263 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:26,868 I haven't had a dinner date in, well, ever. 264 00:11:28,804 --> 00:11:30,805 What do you usually do on dates? 265 00:11:32,406 --> 00:11:34,717 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said. 266 00:11:34,842 --> 00:11:36,876 No, it's okay. 267 00:11:38,312 --> 00:11:41,757 You know, it's just that I haven't been on many dates 268 00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:44,203 in-- in a-- in a long time. 269 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,040 Yeah, Lloyd said you've been married for like 40 years. 270 00:11:47,286 --> 00:11:49,463 19 years, but who's counting? 271 00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:52,920 That must be hard. My parents just got divorced after 20. 272 00:11:53,086 --> 00:11:54,868 I don't think we're getting divorced. 273 00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:56,703 Oh, I didn't mean-- 274 00:11:56,828 --> 00:11:58,338 although we just might be. 275 00:11:58,463 --> 00:12:00,273 - It's none of my business. - No, it's fine. 276 00:12:00,398 --> 00:12:02,708 I probably am getting divorced. 277 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:06,110 And even if I'm not, 278 00:12:06,235 --> 00:12:10,313 let's have a good time. Right? Okay? 279 00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:11,856 You want to do shots? 280 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,900 - Shots? - I think it'll loosen you up. 281 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,319 I need to be loose. 282 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,055 I am the incredibly tight 116-year-old man. 283 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:21,358 - I apologize. - It's okay. 284 00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:22,592 We're gonna have a good time. 285 00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:25,251 It just might take a moment or two to get there, 286 00:12:27,054 --> 00:12:29,164 Turtle, hey. 287 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:31,867 - Want to go to a movie? - No. 288 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,169 - Want to eat? - Nah. 289 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:37,337 - Want to do anything? - Not really. 290 00:12:37,462 --> 00:12:39,342 - I'm cool, Vin. - Come on, Turtle. 291 00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:41,007 I'll cheer you up. 292 00:12:41,132 --> 00:12:43,009 You know, I don't even know if I'm more upset 293 00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:45,944 about losing my girl or losing what I do. 294 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,146 I know Alex probably wasn't the one, 295 00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:49,814 but avion was supposed to be my thing. 296 00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:51,481 You'll find another thing. 297 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:53,064 Come on, what do you want to do? 298 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,649 Come on, Vin. You know I want my own business. 299 00:12:54,876 --> 00:12:56,753 Do you have any ideas? 300 00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:58,821 Actually, I do. 301 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,689 I'm listening. 302 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,815 When's the last time you had great baked clams? 303 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,786 - Don Peppe's. - I want to bring them out here, 304 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,097 get some of the Yanks and the Knicks who eat there involved. 305 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,399 - That's a great idea. - Yeah, I already spoke to them about it. 306 00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:14,534 - All they need is the money. - Do you have the money? 307 00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,629 If I sell my stock in avion I'd have some. 308 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:18,770 - I'll sell too. - Really? 309 00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:22,373 Yeah, I can't really be involved in a liquor company right now anyway. 310 00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:24,387 I'll help with the restaurant too. 311 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:27,014 Whatever I do, Vin, I want to do on my own. 312 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,976 Understood. You'll be fine, Turtle. 313 00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:32,281 I'm proud of you. 314 00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:34,616 Wait till I'm successful before you say that. 315 00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:37,275 Either way I'm proud. Hello? 316 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,286 - Hey, it's Carl. - Hey, Carl. 317 00:13:39,411 --> 00:13:40,855 How you doing? Listen, I just had 318 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,072 non-alcoholic drinks with Les Moonves. 319 00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:45,366 - Yeah? - CBS is in. 320 00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:47,528 - Really? - Really, baby. 321 00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:50,530 - You told them about Johnny? - Vince, they're all in. 322 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,365 - They're all in. - I can't believe it. 323 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:52,915 Believe it. 324 00:13:53,081 --> 00:13:55,068 Let's get together tomorrow and talk details. 325 00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:56,302 - Sound good? - Sounds great. 326 00:13:56,427 --> 00:13:58,628 All right, have a good night. 327 00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,741 Wow, I cannot believe Andrew Dice Clay lives here. 328 00:14:02,866 --> 00:14:05,309 - I can't believe anyone lives here. - Don't make fun of the place. 329 00:14:05,434 --> 00:14:08,379 Dice sort of fancies himself an interior decorator. 330 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,228 What, you don't like the music? Call the cops. 331 00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:17,285 Dice, it's Drama! Open up! 332 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:19,453 - What? - It's Drama. 333 00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:20,943 - Drama? - Yeah. 334 00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,624 - Look at this, a house call. - Hey. 335 00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:25,907 - What's up, Dice? - You tell me. Come on in. 336 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,628 Come on. 337 00:14:27,753 --> 00:14:29,930 How's it going? Excuse the noise. 338 00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:32,432 My son Max just joined a new band. He's got to practice. 339 00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:35,168 - He sounds good. - Yeah, all right, great. Let's cut to it. 340 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:38,237 So where are we in terms of getting us paid properly? 341 00:14:38,362 --> 00:14:39,879 Uh, well, it's not happening. 342 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,407 - Oh, it's not? - No. 343 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,709 - Who said? - We spoke to Phil. 344 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,810 Did you tell Phil it is happening 345 00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:48,262 or that his little monkey show isn't happening? 346 00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:51,315 - Did you tell him that? - No, we didn't really get to that part. 347 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,049 Oh no? Why not? 348 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:56,229 You know, as a manager, sometimes we have to go on our instincts. 349 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,524 - And after talking to Phil-- - After talking to Phil what? 350 00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:02,090 After talking to Phil we think it's a bad idea, Dice. 351 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,737 Oh yeah? And what about you, Drama? What do you think? 352 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:08,199 - Well... - Well what? You going pussy soft on me? 353 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:12,286 No, I'm not going pussy soft. 354 00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:14,034 No one's going sof-- there any way 355 00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:15,902 that we can ask him to stop the drums just for a second? 356 00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:17,708 Didn't I say he's got to practice? 357 00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:20,472 - Didn't I say that? - It's okay, dad, I'm done. 358 00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:22,574 - Don't be done on their account. - No, it's all good. 359 00:15:22,699 --> 00:15:23,640 All right, do me a favor. 360 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,910 Why don't you grab us something to eat, okay? 361 00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:28,011 - Okay. - Come here. I love you. 362 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,413 - I'm coming right back, dad. - All right, go ahead. 363 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,806 Yeah, go ahead. 364 00:15:34,341 --> 00:15:37,853 You have no idea what I've gone through to raise my boys 365 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,155 with fucking courtrooms and mediators 366 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,777 and fucking attorneys sucking the life out-- fuck! 367 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,261 Yeah, I know. It's tough. 368 00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:48,229 Yeah, it's tough. But so am I. 369 00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:50,398 And I've been thinking about this for three days. 370 00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:52,400 And if they're not paying, I'm walking. 371 00:15:52,525 --> 00:15:55,121 - What about you? - Dice. 372 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,332 A lot harder decision considering you're getting what, double what I'm making? 373 00:15:58,498 --> 00:15:59,974 I didn't make this deal. 374 00:16:00,099 --> 00:16:03,111 What do I look like, a fucking asshole to you, huh? 375 00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:05,580 You wear a viking hat, I sell out the garden 376 00:16:05,705 --> 00:16:08,149 and win Grammys and you get twice the fucking dough? 377 00:16:08,274 --> 00:16:11,252 - He's not getting twice the dough. - I'm not? 378 00:16:11,377 --> 00:16:14,421 Bottom line is we're both underpaid. 379 00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:16,434 I spoke to homer fucking Simpson. 380 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,159 - Dice, the show hasn't even aired yet. - Doesn't matter. 381 00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,594 It's a hit. I know it and they know it. 382 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,482 And when the show's a hit we'll all renegotiate. 383 00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,999 After what? After they make millions 384 00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:27,695 off the fucking monkey merchandise? 385 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,990 - I say we move now. I'm telling you. - Well, I disagree. 386 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,739 Good thing is you passed me on to him, 387 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:34,507 so I don't care what you think. 388 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,038 - I disagree too. - Oh really? Then you're fired. 389 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,147 - Come on, man. - No no, didn't I tell you in your office? 390 00:16:40,272 --> 00:16:43,252 Nobody fucks with Dice. Dice does the fucking. 391 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,252 We just need you to think about the big picture. 392 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,588 - We need you to think long term. - Long term? 393 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:50,225 Let me tell you something, I was starring in movies 394 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,678 while you were still sitting on the bottom of your daddy's nutsack. 395 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:55,931 Look, Dice, the bottom line is they're gonna fire you if you do this. 396 00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:57,565 Both of us? 397 00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:59,935 Well, he's not doing it so he's not gonna get fired. 398 00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:02,021 Oh, he's not doing it? What, are you gonna go against me, Drama? 399 00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:05,106 - I got you this job. - I know, and I appreciate it. 400 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:08,611 But unlike you, I don't know if a cartoon is gonna resurrect my career. 401 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,912 - Come on, Dice. - No. You know what? 402 00:17:11,037 --> 00:17:12,613 Let me know what you're doing, 403 00:17:12,738 --> 00:17:16,243 and I'll personally let fucking Phil know what the fuck I'm doing. 404 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:18,537 That's it, seriously. You guys got to go. 405 00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:20,253 This kind of tension upsets my cat. 406 00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:21,945 Really, come on. 407 00:17:27,552 --> 00:17:30,897 - You want to come up? - Uh, I guess, yeah. 408 00:17:31,022 --> 00:17:32,218 I don't know. Do you want me to? 409 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,424 - Yeah, I want you to. - Okay. 410 00:17:41,196 --> 00:17:42,963 Do you have a condom? 411 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,065 I haven't used one since the mid-'80s. 412 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,976 I don't think I have any. 413 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:52,510 Oh, that's not good. 414 00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,144 We could go to 7-11. 415 00:17:54,269 --> 00:17:56,713 Or no, I'll just ask my roommate. 416 00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:59,047 You have a roommate? 417 00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,982 Yeah, but he won't care if I take one. 418 00:18:02,107 --> 00:18:04,917 That's good. Okay, is he home? 419 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,053 - Yes. - All right. 420 00:18:07,178 --> 00:18:11,048 Which is why you're going to have to fuck me very quietly. 421 00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:12,633 - What the fuck?! 422 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,301 Donnie! 423 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,895 Oh my God, Katie. 424 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:19,056 - I scared the shit out of you. - Yeah, so not funny. 425 00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:21,266 - How you doing? - Okay. 426 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,268 Okay. 427 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,570 - I'm going out. - Is your door open? 428 00:18:26,695 --> 00:18:28,839 Yeah, but don't even think 429 00:18:28,964 --> 00:18:30,573 about ripping another condom from me. 430 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:33,932 Seriously. Later, dude. 431 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:40,661 - Come on. - You know, I'm gonna go. 432 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,913 - No, really? - Yeah. 433 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:45,458 - I'll call you though. - Okay. 434 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,053 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 435 00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:48,420 - Okay. - Okay. 436 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,321 I had fun. You're cute. 437 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:51,889 You'll get your groove back. 438 00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:54,081 - Stella did, right? - Who? 439 00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,552 It doesn't matter. 440 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,250 - Call me. - Okay. 441 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,963 ♪ She moves me, man ♪ 442 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:20,933 ♪ honey, and I don't see how it's done... ♪ 443 00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:29,014 - Hello? - Hey, I'm sorry to bother you. 444 00:19:29,139 --> 00:19:31,982 I'm feeling lonely and I didn't know who else to call. 445 00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:35,083 Any chance you're not busy and want to see me? 446 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,843 - Oh, Ari. - Listen, only if you're bored. 447 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:40,121 - Are you drunk? - No, I'm lonely. 448 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:43,265 And I just wanted someone smart and mature to talk to 449 00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:45,267 and Warren Buffet wouldn't take my call. 450 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,648 Come to my house for a drink. 451 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,797 But just a drink. 452 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,819 Don't worry, Dana, I don't even have a condom. 453 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,233 That's great, Ari. 454 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,949 - I'll see you soon. - ♪ well, I'm a king bee ♪ 455 00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:05,097 ♪ Buzzin' around your hive ♪ 456 00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:10,610 Hey, Vince, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 457 00:20:10,735 --> 00:20:13,177 - I'll be down in a minute. - It's okay. I'm good. 458 00:20:13,302 --> 00:20:15,912 I do have to get going soon though. 459 00:20:16,037 --> 00:20:17,680 30 seconds. 460 00:20:17,805 --> 00:20:19,381 I'm just looking to do my own thing, Mark. 461 00:20:19,506 --> 00:20:21,549 I've got to tell you, it would really hurt to lose you, Turtle. 462 00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:23,264 You've been a tremendous asset to this company. 463 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,516 - You think? - No, not really. 464 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,520 But I like you and you did bring me avion. 465 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,980 I'd hate for you to miss out if I take this thing public. 466 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,689 I appreciate that, Mark. 467 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,191 But I got another opportunity and I could really use the money now. 468 00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:37,659 - How much money do you need? - It's small, Mark. 469 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:39,861 - Nothing you'd be interested in. - Okay, maybe next time. 470 00:20:39,986 --> 00:20:42,395 Anyways, have your guys call my guys, they'll get you out. 471 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,702 - Thanks. - You take care of yourself, okay? 472 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,037 Bye. 473 00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:49,582 We're out. 474 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,302 - What did we make? - I'm gonna make about 300k. 475 00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:54,871 - You're gonna make almost a million. - Wow. 476 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:57,740 For doing nothing? You did good. 477 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:01,075 Yeah, just have Marvin call Mark's guys and handle the paperwork and we're done. 478 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,143 Will do. 479 00:21:03,268 --> 00:21:05,097 How much longer are we gonna sit here, Vin? 480 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,946 Not much longer. 481 00:21:07,071 --> 00:21:09,685 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, man. 482 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,216 There he is. There he is. 483 00:21:12,341 --> 00:21:13,818 - Carl. - Boys, I'm sorry. 484 00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:15,754 I'm sorry to keep you waiting like this. 485 00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:17,923 My daughter, she's at school 486 00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:19,957 at the Lyceum Alpinum in Switzerland 487 00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:22,891 and the fucking headmaster is talking about shooting a fucking movie there. 488 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:23,782 What am I gonna say? 489 00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,559 He controls her grade point average so I listen. 490 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,161 - You know? You know? - Yeah. 491 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,330 Come on, sit down. Sit, please, sit. 492 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,731 Welcome. 493 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,400 My assistant found you. It's awesome. 494 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:37,087 So are you pumped? 495 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:39,207 Come on, are you pumped? 496 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,275 I mean we're dream weavers, Vince. 497 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,053 Gonna turn that brother of yours into the star you always knew he could be. 498 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,970 Yeah, I love it. So what's next? 499 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,934 - I've got an aside. - An aside? 500 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,519 An aside. 501 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:56,106 I did for you, now will you do for me? 502 00:21:56,272 --> 00:21:58,491 - Do what for you, Carl? - This is fucking genius, man. 503 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,570 You would be so genius in this. 504 00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:04,732 - Carl, relax. - I can't when I'm talking art, babe. 505 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,834 I mean wait till you read this fucking thing. It is fucking brilliant. 506 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:07,756 You know what it is? 507 00:22:07,881 --> 00:22:09,603 It's the "falling down" for the next generation. 508 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,472 - Michael fucking Douglas. - I knew this guy had other motives. 509 00:22:12,747 --> 00:22:15,074 - All right, hold on, Turtle. - Turtle, just hold on. 510 00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:17,677 - Here. - "Taxman"? 511 00:22:17,802 --> 00:22:19,380 Yeah man, motherfucking "Taxman." 512 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,914 I mean it is so now. Am I right? 513 00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:23,649 I can see the fucking one sheet. 514 00:22:23,774 --> 00:22:26,418 You, right, you-- you're kind of like towards camera. 515 00:22:26,543 --> 00:22:29,788 Your tie, it's all loose around your neck. 516 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,991 You got a briefcase in one hand, sawed-off shotgun in the other. 517 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,993 There's that I.R.S. Building behind you 518 00:22:35,118 --> 00:22:37,628 with an ominous orange sky just shining down. 519 00:22:37,753 --> 00:22:41,443 And the tag line reads, "death. And taxes. 520 00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:44,934 Vincent Chase is the Taxman." 521 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,770 Don't say anything now. Just read it. It's my gift. 522 00:22:48,074 --> 00:22:49,403 I'll say something. 523 00:22:49,528 --> 00:22:51,424 That's the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard. 524 00:22:51,549 --> 00:22:52,675 And more importantly you're completely full of shit. 525 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,290 - Stop. Stop, I'm serious. - I've had it with this guy. 526 00:22:55,456 --> 00:22:57,213 Do me a favor, 527 00:22:57,338 --> 00:22:59,586 walk outside for five minutes. 528 00:22:59,752 --> 00:23:01,484 - Take a walk? - Five minutes. 529 00:23:01,609 --> 00:23:03,877 All right. 530 00:23:05,479 --> 00:23:07,489 - Vince, this is no bullshit. - Carl. 531 00:23:07,614 --> 00:23:10,392 Carl, is this why you're doing the thing for my brother? 532 00:23:10,517 --> 00:23:12,370 - To get me to do this? - Oh, no no. 533 00:23:12,495 --> 00:23:14,675 Please, I'm doing the other thing because you needed it. 534 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,853 And I need this. 535 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,981 I don't need you to sell a movie of the week to CBS for me, Carl. 536 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,303 I know. I know. 537 00:23:21,428 --> 00:23:23,939 I need you. Oh, fuck me. 538 00:23:24,064 --> 00:23:25,441 This is where I'm at, man. Fuck. 539 00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:28,077 - Did you take something today? - No no. 540 00:23:28,202 --> 00:23:29,812 I haven't used in three fucking years. 541 00:23:29,937 --> 00:23:32,415 You know, I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, man. 542 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,997 I-I-I-I-- I shouldn't have done this. 543 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,186 I'm an asshole. I didn't mean to play you. 544 00:23:37,311 --> 00:23:39,989 I mean I had the script, right, and I knew you were coming over. 545 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:42,191 I thought you might-- fuck. Fuck! 546 00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:43,892 Come on, Carl. Are you high? 547 00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,795 Yeah, I'm fucking high. Fuck yeah, I'm high. 548 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,396 Fuck yeah. What are you gonna do? 549 00:23:48,521 --> 00:23:50,831 You gonna fucking judge me? You gonna rat me out? 550 00:23:50,956 --> 00:23:54,349 Call my fucking sponsor. Go ahead, call my fucking sponsor. 551 00:23:54,515 --> 00:23:56,568 - Carl, let's sit down. - No, get the fuck out of my house. 552 00:23:56,693 --> 00:23:59,104 - Carl. - Out of my house. I'm sorry. 553 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,506 I don't fucking mean that. Just take a seat, man. 554 00:24:01,631 --> 00:24:03,173 I'm sitting. I'm right here, Carl. 555 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:06,542 I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go now 556 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,710 and just clean up a little bit. 557 00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:10,712 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 558 00:24:10,837 --> 00:24:12,438 I'll be right here. 559 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:17,152 - Vince, what the fuck? - Turtle, you go. 560 00:24:17,277 --> 00:24:19,921 We both should go. The guy's high as a kite. 561 00:24:20,046 --> 00:24:22,156 I know, that's why I can't just leave him right now. 562 00:24:22,281 --> 00:24:24,505 - You go. - Fuck that. 563 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,584 If you're staying, I'm staying. 564 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:31,231 Carl Ertz? And he doesn't tell me? 565 00:24:31,356 --> 00:24:33,466 Well, he didn't think it was gonna amount to too much anyway. 566 00:24:33,591 --> 00:24:35,902 He didn't want you giving him a hard time about it. 567 00:24:36,027 --> 00:24:37,460 That's great. 568 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,739 - You hear from Dice? - Yeah. 569 00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:43,608 Yeah, I sure did. He's not coming. 570 00:24:43,898 --> 00:24:46,693 - This guy's insane. - So what do we do? 571 00:24:46,859 --> 00:24:49,321 I already replaced him. 572 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:50,804 You're kidding. With who? 573 00:24:52,507 --> 00:24:54,450 - Him. - Who's he? 574 00:24:54,575 --> 00:24:56,419 He's a guy who sucks, 575 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,854 who was forced down my throat against my wishes. 576 00:24:58,979 --> 00:25:00,555 And he's doing a bad Dice impression. 577 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,668 He's good. He's very very good. 578 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,693 He sucks. And now the show sucks. 579 00:25:05,818 --> 00:25:08,252 And I hate everyone. 580 00:25:10,321 --> 00:25:11,998 You sure this is the right move, Phil? 581 00:25:12,123 --> 00:25:14,499 Well, you know, Dice couldn't be convinced to be here. 582 00:25:14,624 --> 00:25:16,834 So it's the only move. 583 00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:18,802 Look out, world. 584 00:25:18,927 --> 00:25:21,339 Here comes the balding Kentucky fried chicken. 585 00:25:21,464 --> 00:25:23,408 You're pissing me off, Ronald. 586 00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:26,343 - I'm fucked. - 'Cause you told me our relationship 587 00:25:26,468 --> 00:25:28,211 suffered from a lack of honesty. 588 00:25:28,336 --> 00:25:30,195 I'm mending fences. Hey. 589 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:32,013 What am I gonna do? 590 00:25:32,138 --> 00:25:34,682 Your job. We'll go from there. 591 00:25:34,807 --> 00:25:36,743 He's right. Hey, where you going? 592 00:25:36,909 --> 00:25:39,420 I'm gonna call Ari. 593 00:25:39,545 --> 00:25:40,988 Ruffy! 594 00:25:41,113 --> 00:25:43,390 Hey, Johnny, you start talking dirty 595 00:25:43,515 --> 00:25:45,794 i might have to pay for the session. 596 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,296 Oh! 597 00:25:49,687 --> 00:25:51,731 I was trying to remember the last time. 598 00:25:51,856 --> 00:25:53,866 September 1992. 599 00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:55,701 You do not remember. 600 00:25:55,826 --> 00:25:58,236 - Of course I do. Are you kidding me? - How do you remember? 601 00:25:58,361 --> 00:26:00,804 Because you said it was go time-- "Marry me or Walk." 602 00:26:00,929 --> 00:26:03,072 And you walked. 603 00:26:03,197 --> 00:26:05,408 I ran if I remember. 604 00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:07,209 But I regretted it. 605 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:11,279 Well, I'm 40 and not married. 606 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,406 So I guess I regret it too. 607 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:17,151 Brought back a lot of good memories. 608 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,787 Yeah, but it's just a one-time thing. 609 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,213 - Yeah. - Yeah. 610 00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:28,393 Mmm. 611 00:26:28,518 --> 00:26:31,429 - Don't you dare get that. 612 00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:33,897 - It's yours. - Mine?! Oh my God! 613 00:26:34,022 --> 00:26:36,267 - Yeah? 614 00:26:36,392 --> 00:26:39,097 You fucking knew about Carl Ertz and you didn't tell me? 615 00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:41,892 It was Vince's place to tell you, not mine. 616 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,207 But you said it was okay. 617 00:26:43,332 --> 00:26:44,811 No I didn't and it's not. 618 00:26:44,977 --> 00:26:47,110 Got an email last night from les moonves. 619 00:26:47,235 --> 00:26:49,178 Ertz is basically saying that Vinnie 620 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,777 will do a small role if moonves makes the movie. 621 00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,115 So did you call Vince? 622 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,851 I've been stuck in meetings. 623 00:26:55,976 --> 00:26:59,020 Oh, that's great, Ari. 'Cause he's at Ertz's right now. 624 00:26:59,145 --> 00:27:02,120 - I'll call him. - Fuck that, I'll call him. 625 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:08,962 Carl, open the fucking door. 626 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:14,091 Oh! 627 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,037 I fucked up, Vince. 628 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,472 I'm sorry, man. I fucked up, you know? 629 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,600 I fucked you today. And I fucked my wife. 630 00:27:23,766 --> 00:27:25,643 Well, I didn't fuck my wife 631 00:27:25,768 --> 00:27:27,896 'cause she won't let me fuck her, you know, but... 632 00:27:28,062 --> 00:27:31,915 My kids and the program... 633 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,950 Just go away. I'm not worth it. 634 00:27:34,075 --> 00:27:36,452 I'm not worth it, man. 635 00:27:36,737 --> 00:27:39,054 You didn't fuck me, Carl. Come on. 636 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,590 Just open the door, come out and we'll talk about it. 637 00:27:41,715 --> 00:27:43,658 No, can't look you in the face, Vince. 638 00:27:43,783 --> 00:27:45,927 I can't look you in the face! 639 00:27:46,205 --> 00:27:48,395 I can't look myself in the face. 640 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:49,897 Carl. 641 00:27:50,022 --> 00:27:51,766 Vinnie, just go. Just go. 642 00:27:54,693 --> 00:27:56,070 E, I can't talk right now. 643 00:27:56,195 --> 00:27:58,302 Do you not want me to be your manager anymore? 644 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,573 - What? - You're taking meetings with lowlife 645 00:28:00,698 --> 00:28:02,776 fucking scumbag producers and you don't tell me? 646 00:28:03,055 --> 00:28:04,711 E, I can't deal with this right now. 647 00:28:04,836 --> 00:28:06,246 What, you're still there? 648 00:28:06,371 --> 00:28:07,881 Yeah, I'm dealing with something but it's all good. 649 00:28:08,006 --> 00:28:10,016 No, it's not all good, Vince, all right? 650 00:28:10,141 --> 00:28:12,818 The guy's a crackpot. Do you know that moonves just emailed Ari 651 00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,520 Ertz told him you're gonna do a role in a movie? 652 00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:17,455 - Jesus. - Yeah, get the fuck out of there. 653 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,123 I can't just leave him like this. 654 00:28:19,248 --> 00:28:21,058 Vin, we should go. Come on, this is nuts. 655 00:28:21,183 --> 00:28:22,826 E, hold on. Carl, come on. 656 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,228 Open the door. Seriously, come on. I can't leave you like this. 657 00:28:26,353 --> 00:28:28,248 All right, now you're being selfish. 658 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,085 Carl. 659 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,862 Carl! 660 00:28:38,364 --> 00:28:39,926 - Whoa! 661 00:28:40,092 --> 00:28:41,636 What the fuck was that? 662 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:45,578 - Oh my God. - Vince. 663 00:28:45,703 --> 00:28:48,268 Vince! 664 00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:49,519 Vince! 665 00:28:50,368 --> 00:28:54,299 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com