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Previously
on Warehouse 13...
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Artie says that H.G. Wells
is actually...
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A woman.
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I was apprenticed
at Warehouse 12.
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Then who is H.G. Wells?
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My brother Charles
was the writer.
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I supplied the ideas.
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My machine allows your mind
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to inhabit the body
of someone in the past.
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[Power surge]
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- We're in 1961.
- Uh-huh.
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- Check it out, we're...
- Jack and Rebecca.
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[Horse whinnies]
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Oh, I do beg your pardon.
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Best mind where
you're walking, gov'ner.
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Morning light can
play tricks on you.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Mustn't be late.
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[Dog barking]
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Oh.
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Weren't we supposed to meet
at the Observatory?
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Your note said you found
the perfect source of--
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I say,
what the devil is...
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[Woman screams]
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Police!
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There you are,
Mr. Blue-Winged Warbler.
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Doug Varley,
you've done it again.
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Get to check you off
my life list.
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[Cow moos]
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[Crow cawing]
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Oh. Mmm.
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Would you like some
whipped cream for your pie?
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Oh, naughty, naughty.
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[Both chuckle]
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Mmm.
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What?
The power's out,
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and the banana cream pie
goes bad.
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I didn't eat the crust,
just the healthy part.
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You got to ride
in the Cherry Picker!
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Well, I was investigating.
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So did you find out
anything here,
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you know, other than what
warm lemon meringue tastes like?
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Oh, actually,
Pammy said that
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just before the power
went out,
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she heard kind of like
a horn sound.
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But I still don't see
how it matters.
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It was just lightning.
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Is this gonna hold up us
getting our power back on?
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Uh, no, no.
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They should have it
back up and running soon.
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Okay, it wasn't
just lightning.
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The body was
completely disintegrated.
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Right, and took half
the billboard with it.
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What was weird is that the
edge of the billboard was worn,
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almost like it was
in a sandstorm.
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Okay, so something
sand-related.
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Um...Sands of Iwo Jima.
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Annette Funicello's
beach ball.
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I have an idea,
but you're not gonna like it.
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Frankie Avalon?
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Why don't you trust me?
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It's the kind of thing
we should have
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agreed upon first.
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Each of us should have
veto power.
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Artie will agree with me,
right, Artie?
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One, I have veto power
over both of you.
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And two,
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the Regents have already
decided to allow it,
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so let it go.
They said that we can do it?
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It is done.
[Orb humming]
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You're right, Myka...
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I do know what this is.
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♪ Warehouse 13 3x05 ♪
3 . . . 2 . . . 1
Original Air Date on August 8, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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[Chuckles]
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I must have started
drinking again
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because the woman who tried
to activate a supervolcano
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with a giant fork
is standing here,
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and you're all acting like
it's a potluck.
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No. No, no, no, no.
Pete, H.G.'s not really here.
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She's a hologram.
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That thing on Artie's desk
is projecting her.
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Couldn't hurt a fly.
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Pretty snazzy,
if you ask me.
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I mean, if she wasn't
a volcano-causing super villain,
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like you said.
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Look, when H.G.
first showed up,
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I read her files
from Warehouse 12.
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I remember a case
with the same details.
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You have my word, Pete.
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My only intention is
to help.
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Oh, 'cause your word means
so much around here.
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I'm quite glad
to see you here, Myka.
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I'd like to think I had
something to do with that.
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[Chuckles]
Yeah, no ego there.
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You know, it's a shame
Jinksy isn't here
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to see the freak show.
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Oh, is there
a new recruit?
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He's on personal leave in--
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hands off!
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Oh, I don't know
if you've heard.
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I can't actually
touch anything
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in my current
holographic state.
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How is your shoulder feeling,
by the way?
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Like you shot it.
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- Technically, you did that.
- Yeah. Moving on.
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Like it or not, we're gonna
have to use her help.
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The billboard worker
is not the first death.
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Yeah, day before yesterday,
a painter disappeared
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from the top
of the Fort Pitt Bridge.
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The police thought he fell
into the river--
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They're not gonna find
his body.
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The witnesses heard
exactly the same noise
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as that waitress.
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Did you check
the traffic cams?
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The bridge was out,
and we've tried to find links
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between the victims, locations,
witnesses--we got nothing.
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People are dying, Pete.
We need to know what she knows.
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All right,
so here are the rules.
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You get to enjoy
this change of scenery
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exactly as long as
you are helping us.
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The second that that is over,
you go back to your...
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- Limbo prison?
- Mm-hmm.
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Understood.
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Tell us what you know.
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Righty-o, then.
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It was 1893.
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Christina had been gone
for nearly two years by now.
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[Laughter in background]
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Once again, my brother was
basking in my glory.
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Oh, you're wonderful,
Mr. Wells.
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Oh, you're too kind.
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My stories are
but the simple musings
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of a humble man cursed
with too much imagination...
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[Laughter]
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And terribly good looks.
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[Laughter]
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Helen.
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Your brother, he's as charming
as he is brilliant.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Where does he get
his ideas?
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Actually, from me,
of course.
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[Laughter]
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Helena!
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People never believe
what you're capable of.
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Do they, Helena?
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Well, I know
you were surprised.
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H.G.!
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Mr. Wolcott.
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Um, Miss Wells,
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Mr. Crowley,
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I came straight away.
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A curiosity has surfaced.
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Wait.
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A curiosity?
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A ping, darling.
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Oh, I like that.
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Continuing.
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It regards
the stolen artifact.
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Then we must go at once.
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Two agents have already
died on this one.
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I should accompany you
instead of Wolcott.
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I have more experience
in the field.
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Nonsense.
Wooly and I will be fine.
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Besides, if we spend too much
time together, Vincent,
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people will talk.
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I'm dreadfully sorry,
everybody,
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but it appears
I shall have to leave you
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in the hands of my
captivating co-host.
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Well, I shall be
more than delighted
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to entertain the ladies.
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Mr. Wells, do tell us
about your next story.
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Yes, Charles, do tell.
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Oh, well, I'm afraid
you'll just have to wait.
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No, really, I insist.
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Ladies, you must make him
tell you.
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They're the work
of a genius.
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- Yeah.
- Come, Wooly.
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You can fill me in
while I change.
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Change clothes?
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This way.
No dawdling.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Details, please.
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What and when?
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Um, strange dust,
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same as we found
when the agents were murdered.
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Bobby discovered it
this morning.
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He heard the tone as well.
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Location?
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Duncan,
off Piccadilly.
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That's rather public.
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Our adversary
has become quite bold.
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Something wrong?
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No.
No matter.
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I asked the Bobby to, um--
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what's that term you use?
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Preserve the scene,
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knowing how much you like
to examine every detail.
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Come, Mr. Wolcott.
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In the words
of my good friend Mr. Doyle,
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the game's afoot.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Thank you, constable.
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It's ours all right.
Have a look.
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I'll take your word
for it.
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Um, are you sure you should
be touching that?
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How else do you imagine
I can determine its origins?
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What do you make of it?
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A passerby saw something
he oughtn't?
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Or perhaps
the thief just wanted
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to test the power
of the horn.
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No.
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But I'm beginning to see
a modus operandi.
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The agents from whom
the artifact was stolen
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were ambushed.
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He knew where they'd be
and when.
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This attack was the same.
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Only this time it will
be his undoing.
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You speak
quite confidently.
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Because I am
quite confident.
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Before you boast that
the culprit is undone,
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might you have to identify
the victim first?
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I already have.
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A notebook page filled
with columns of dates and times.
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Schedule.
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This street
is a direct path
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from the Royal
Astronomical Society
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to the London Observatory.
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The numbers,
astronomical observations.
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Our victim
was an astronomer.
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Sir James Eddington
to be exact.
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He and I were engaged
in a project of sorts.
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Brilliant man.
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Sadly his wife
never appreciated him.
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Really, H.G.,
is there not a man in London
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whom you haven't charmed?
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Oscar Wilde.
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And not for
lack of trying.
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How can you be certain
it's Eddington?
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Acetone.
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Excessive ketones
in the blood.
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Sir Eddington was diabetic.
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We're mere hours
behind our thief, Wolcott.
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Eddington was on his way
to the observatory.
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Our man with the horn
was out to stop him.
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Horn.
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The horn, the horn.
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Horn.
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It's not--
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is the horn you're talking
about this, this horn?
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Joshua's Trumpet?
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As in Joshua who brought down
the walls of Jericho?
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An ancient ram's horn that
emits a blast of such power...
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The noise?
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That it pulverizes
anything in its path.
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The fall of Jericho was real.
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The horn inspired
the legend of how.
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You've seen it?
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Over 100 years ago, yes.
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Well, someone
in Pittsburgh has this now,
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and people are gonna
keep dying
261
00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:01,103
until we find it.
262
00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:08,055
The blast resonates
at a molecular level.
263
00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:11,492
How far away can this horn be
and still blast someone?
264
00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,227
Pete, H.G.'s
dealt with it before.
265
00:12:13,294 --> 00:12:15,328
Don't act like
she's not even here.
266
00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:17,296
You just told me she isn't,
which is fine by me.
267
00:12:17,364 --> 00:12:18,965
We don't need her.
We can find this ourselves.
268
00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:20,532
Artie?
269
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,967
There's something else
that's familiar about this,
270
00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:23,235
and it's not
Joshua's Trumpet.
271
00:12:23,303 --> 00:12:24,503
It's something else.
272
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:25,837
I'm sorry, I just
gotta figure out what--
273
00:12:25,905 --> 00:12:27,739
what it is,
and I'm not sure.
274
00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:29,274
Okay, all right, well,
275
00:12:29,342 --> 00:12:30,609
well, Pete asked
a good question.
276
00:12:30,677 --> 00:12:32,011
You know, if these things
aren't drive-bys,
277
00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:33,846
maybe the blasts are coming
from a common location.
278
00:12:33,914 --> 00:12:35,882
You know, hey, give me a range.
I can triangulate.
279
00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:37,550
15, 20 meters at most.
280
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:39,352
Oh, well, hey,
then this isn't even
281
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:41,121
the same artifact,
'cause no one was close
282
00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:42,889
to the guy
on the billboard.
283
00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,091
Well, what if
it was modified
284
00:12:44,158 --> 00:12:45,192
so it could work
from a longer distance?
285
00:12:45,259 --> 00:12:46,694
Let her help.
286
00:12:46,762 --> 00:12:47,962
I mean, she's the only one
of us who's seen it.
287
00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:49,897
Yeah, 100 years ago.
288
00:12:49,964 --> 00:12:51,598
And she's not one of us.
289
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,867
Even if it is the horn,
290
00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,668
I'm afraid I might not
be able to help.
291
00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:57,370
Why not?
Who had it last?
292
00:12:57,437 --> 00:12:59,738
That's the thing,
no one did.
293
00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:14,086
What on earth?
294
00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:16,723
Not earth.
The heavens.
295
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,859
A spacecraft
carrying men to the stars.
296
00:13:18,926 --> 00:13:20,327
Incredible.
297
00:13:20,395 --> 00:13:21,862
Who could have dreamed
of such a thing?
298
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,198
Really, Wooly,
will you never know me?
299
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:30,639
Here, Wooly, hold this.
300
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,440
Sir Eddington and I
were in the process
301
00:13:32,508 --> 00:13:34,576
of finding
a power source.
302
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:39,948
And it appears someone
has decided
303
00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:41,149
that the horn
would fit the bill.
304
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,888
Tell me, Wooly,
do you know why
305
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,690
a woman keeps her diary
facing down?
306
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:50,459
What? Why?
307
00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,395
It discourages
prying eyes.
308
00:13:52,462 --> 00:13:54,030
What does your diary
have to do with anything?
309
00:13:54,097 --> 00:13:56,165
It's where the thief
learned about the rocket.
310
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:59,102
Before he hired the two men
pointing pistols at us.
311
00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:00,169
Oh, hello.
312
00:14:00,237 --> 00:14:02,072
Hello.
313
00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:13,249
You're too clever
for your own good, Helena.
314
00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:17,921
I had hoped
that dispatching Eddington
315
00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:19,322
would have delayed you
long enough
316
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,657
for me to finish.
317
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:23,593
Mr. Crowley.
This is a turn.
318
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,462
What on earth
are you doing, Vincent?
319
00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:27,930
You know the dangers
of misusing artifacts.
320
00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:29,232
Don't lecture me, Helena.
321
00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:31,067
I'm not your idiot brother.
322
00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:32,836
The Empire is on the wane.
323
00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:36,573
I've even heard talk of moving
the Warehouse to America.
324
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,375
That decision is in the hands
of the Regents.
325
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,776
It isn't something
you can stop.
326
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,444
It's not something
I can allow.
327
00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:46,416
England must use the Warehouse
to her advantage.
328
00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:49,051
Imagine the fear that will
strike in all the world
329
00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,686
when this device
comes crashing down
330
00:14:51,754 --> 00:14:53,355
in front of the Reichstag.
331
00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:56,591
The mere demonstration
will secure British dominance
332
00:14:56,658 --> 00:14:59,026
for another century.
333
00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,861
I should never have allowed
that glint of madness
334
00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:02,263
to appeal to me.
335
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:05,866
Never fails to become a lover's
least attractive trait.
336
00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:09,036
I have enjoyed
your companionship, Helena.
337
00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:12,407
My only regret
was deceiving you.
338
00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:16,277
Then you have
nothing to regret.
339
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,318
[Groaning]
340
00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:28,224
You knew? When?
341
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,825
When he killed Eddington.
342
00:15:32,829 --> 00:15:34,563
I knew then that the culprit
was someone close to me.
343
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:35,630
You might have warned me.
344
00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:37,432
[Groans]
345
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,833
He obviously had
no intention of killing me,
346
00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:40,234
otherwise I'd
be dead already.
347
00:15:40,302 --> 00:15:43,971
Oh, how reassuring...
For you.
348
00:15:44,038 --> 00:15:45,772
You've been studying Kenpo.
349
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,040
Yeah, well, I've seen you
use it on enough men
350
00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:48,208
to fear that you would use it
on me one day.
351
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:52,479
No!
352
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:09,429
I do hope you were
flattered by my diary.
353
00:16:09,496 --> 00:16:12,299
I do tend to exaggerate
a bit though.
354
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,468
[Groans]
355
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,977
[Air hissing]
356
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:24,045
Go!
357
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:28,316
[Horn blares]
358
00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:42,696
Tell me, Wolcott,
359
00:16:42,764 --> 00:16:47,100
why do so many men prove to be
so untrustworthy?
360
00:16:47,168 --> 00:16:48,869
Might I suggest
that it is you
361
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:50,570
who brings the devil
out in them?
362
00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,773
Bravo, Wooly.
363
00:16:52,841 --> 00:16:55,710
The art of deduction
at its very best.
364
00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:59,380
After that, it was back
to the drawing board.
365
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:04,854
Oh, okay.
366
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:07,357
So you built a rocket
367
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:09,992
in 1893
368
00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:11,560
and, what,
saved the world
369
00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:13,828
from a century
of bad English cooking?
370
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:15,463
You yourself
have used my time machine,
371
00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:18,299
but a tube that shoots
into the air strains credulity?
372
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:19,634
Okay, so you changed
the trajectory.
373
00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:21,068
Where did you aim it?
374
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,003
Straight for the stars,
I thought.
375
00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:24,938
I'd hoped it would be the last
the world would see of it.
376
00:17:25,006 --> 00:17:27,107
So if this thing in Pittsburgh
is Joshua's Trumpet,
377
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:28,942
then what went up
eventually came down.
378
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:32,345
Greenbury, Ohio, 1962.
379
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:35,415
[Oldies music plays]
380
00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:40,687
♪ ♪
381
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,923
Billy, I'm not easy.
382
00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:46,627
Of course not, Peg.
I was just--
383
00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:49,463
hey, let's go see it, huh?
384
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:52,599
Oh.
Wait up!
385
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,168
Dad's gonna ground me
for sure.
386
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,937
[Cow moos]
387
00:17:56,004 --> 00:17:57,305
Bill, be careful.
388
00:17:57,372 --> 00:17:59,807
Whatever's back there,
it killed Doug Varley.
389
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,343
Oh, Doug probably spotted
some prehistoric Dodo bird
390
00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:04,512
and followed it up
to Sandusky.
391
00:18:08,851 --> 00:18:10,084
Whoa, Nelly.
392
00:18:10,152 --> 00:18:11,786
William Peter Nelson,
393
00:18:11,854 --> 00:18:13,421
you take me home
right this instant.
394
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,524
Oh, Peg,
the Coffey Brothers
395
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,192
probably built that in
their shop for the fair and--
396
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,530
[horn blares]
397
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:21,631
[Screams]
398
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:33,610
Good, good.
399
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,612
That gave it
a little more power.
400
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,148
Keep trying
till I get their attention.
401
00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:48,991
[Horn blares]
402
00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:54,669
Jack and Rebecca
saw something
403
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,238
that looked like a crashed
rocket in 1962.
404
00:18:57,306 --> 00:18:58,540
And you think
it was H.G.'s?
405
00:18:58,608 --> 00:18:59,808
The '60s was Sputnik,
406
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:01,577
it was the space race.
407
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:04,479
Could have been any number
of secret launches.
408
00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:05,747
I never read
that Sputnik 7
409
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:06,882
was equipped
with a cow cooker.
410
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,717
That sounds like mine.
411
00:19:08,785 --> 00:19:10,886
It probably is,
except whatever this thing was
412
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:13,255
Jack and Rebecca--
they say it was destroyed.
413
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,659
Ah, so inconclusive.
414
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:17,227
All right,
you get to Ohio
415
00:19:17,295 --> 00:19:18,695
and see if there's any
physical evidence left
416
00:19:18,762 --> 00:19:20,329
after all these years.
417
00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:21,665
We've gotta figure out where
this thing is shooting from.
418
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:22,866
I'll search
for living witnesses.
419
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:23,867
Yeah, and see if
anybody from Greenbury
420
00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,135
now lives in Pittsburgh.
421
00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:26,804
Is H.G. coming with us?
422
00:19:26,872 --> 00:19:28,139
Wait, wait, what?
So you trust her now?
423
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:29,207
Well, she has nothing
to gain anymore.
424
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:30,975
Nothing to gain?
425
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:33,478
She's in some
woo-woo prison someplace.
426
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,546
"Quid pro quo, Clarice."
427
00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:36,947
First she wants
a room with a view,
428
00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:39,183
next thing she's eating
a guard's face.
429
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,718
- You do know I can hear you.
- Okay, stop!
430
00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,186
She goes.
She has intel.
431
00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:51,995
Never been to Ohio.
432
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,000
And that's how
you turn her off.
433
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:59,303
All right, you--uh-uh.
You take this.
434
00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:01,372
And keep going through
Jack and Rebecca's file.
435
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:03,340
If we cannot crack
this case in the present,
436
00:20:03,408 --> 00:20:06,244
we need all the help
we can get from the past.
437
00:20:08,514 --> 00:20:11,984
And then the cow
was just gone.
438
00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:13,885
All right,
you drink this down now.
439
00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:16,454
[Knock at door]
440
00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:20,091
Excuse me,
is this the Meyer house?
441
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:22,126
Agents Secord and Saint Clair,
Secret Service.
442
00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,561
We retrieve dangerous objects.
443
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:27,631
We heard you kids
saw something?
444
00:20:27,698 --> 00:20:30,633
I don't know
what else to say.
445
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:33,536
It looked like a spaceship,
and it ray-gunned a cow.
446
00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:36,840
[Knock at door]
447
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:39,543
Rose, Peggy, is it true?
Did you see it?
448
00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:41,745
Come on in please, Nora.
449
00:20:41,813 --> 00:20:43,748
This is Doug Varley's wife,
450
00:20:43,816 --> 00:20:45,283
and that's
his little boy.
451
00:20:45,351 --> 00:20:46,718
You're from
the government, right?
452
00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:48,019
Can you find my Doug?
453
00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:49,454
I'm sorry, Mrs. Varley,
454
00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:50,789
we just don't know
anything yet.
455
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:51,991
I'm sorry to barge in,
456
00:20:52,058 --> 00:20:53,192
but I'm so worried
about Doug.
457
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,360
Hey, kiddo.
458
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,995
I'm Rebecca.
459
00:20:57,063 --> 00:20:59,564
You got a name?
Daniel.
460
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:01,900
Are you one
of the Mercury Seven?
461
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,034
You got a favorite?
462
00:21:03,102 --> 00:21:04,602
John Glenn's from Ohio.
463
00:21:04,669 --> 00:21:05,903
He orbited the earth.
464
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:08,205
Is that what
you wanna do someday?
465
00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:11,941
Are you gonna fight the
spacemen and get my dad back?
466
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,143
Can I help?
467
00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,080
Daniel,
go outside and wait.
468
00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:26,022
Mrs. Varley,
Rebecca and I
469
00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:28,024
have seen a lot
of strange things.
470
00:21:28,092 --> 00:21:30,326
But I'm pretty sure
there are no little green men
471
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:31,594
with ray guns.
472
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,362
Tell that to the cow.
473
00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:52,250
What?
474
00:21:52,318 --> 00:21:54,485
Reenacting what those kids
were doing out here
475
00:21:54,553 --> 00:21:56,621
might give us some insight
into what they saw.
476
00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:59,023
What a line.
477
00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:05,329
Jack, I do love you,
478
00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:07,597
but...
479
00:22:07,665 --> 00:22:09,099
Given the way
things turn out
480
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,268
for most warehouse agents,
481
00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:13,503
are we sure?
482
00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:15,571
Hell, I'm sure.
483
00:22:15,639 --> 00:22:18,208
Okay, okay.
Down, boy, heel.
484
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,010
We'll talk later,
485
00:22:20,078 --> 00:22:23,314
if the Martians don't take us
away in their flying saucer.
486
00:22:30,956 --> 00:22:33,391
Well, I don't see
any Martians, do you?
487
00:22:33,459 --> 00:22:36,894
No, but I'll bet
I see our artifact.
488
00:22:45,703 --> 00:22:50,240
Out there is one seriously
lopsided goat.
489
00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:51,274
[Horn blares]
490
00:22:53,844 --> 00:22:55,645
Okay.
It's unstable.
491
00:22:55,712 --> 00:22:57,413
How do we bag it without
ending up like the cow?
492
00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:03,252
Okay, here's how
it's gonna go.
493
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,921
I'm gonna disconnect
the horn.
494
00:23:04,988 --> 00:23:05,922
And me?
495
00:23:05,989 --> 00:23:07,724
You gaze at me lovingly.
496
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:09,459
Brilliant.
497
00:23:11,495 --> 00:23:14,197
Looks like it's sealed
with wax.
498
00:23:14,265 --> 00:23:15,331
[Horn blares]
499
00:23:15,399 --> 00:23:16,699
Shall we entertain
a plan "B"?
500
00:23:19,402 --> 00:23:20,902
Yeah, run!
501
00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:22,804
[Blaring continues]
502
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,071
Well, something
took a big bite
503
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,640
out of Jack
and Rebecca's car in 1962.
504
00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:58,078
Hey, Myks, Jack's hat.
505
00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:03,984
This edge, it has the same
markings as the billboard.
506
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,452
Which means that
whatever did this
507
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,854
is also responsible
for the deaths in Pittsburgh.
508
00:24:07,922 --> 00:24:09,757
Well, Jack and Rebecca
said whatever it was
509
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,825
it vaporized itself.
510
00:24:11,893 --> 00:24:14,161
They brought
a whole team out here,
511
00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:17,197
searched the farm
from top to bottom.
512
00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:19,967
Still, they could
have been mistaken.
513
00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:22,002
Whoa!
514
00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:24,005
Oh, awesome.
515
00:24:24,072 --> 00:24:26,908
Check it out,
Astounding Tales.
516
00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:31,146
Ah, didn't take Jack as
an Astounding Tales kinda guy.
517
00:24:31,214 --> 00:24:32,348
Playboy, maybe.
518
00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:34,984
Now those are some
astounding tales.
519
00:24:35,052 --> 00:24:36,319
One of my short stories
is in there.
520
00:24:36,386 --> 00:24:37,720
Imagine the royalties.
521
00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:39,522
Yes, just what
the world needs,
522
00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:41,223
a rich homicidal maniac.
523
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:43,758
You could buy yourself
a secret island lair
524
00:24:43,826 --> 00:24:46,728
and hire someone
to twirl your moustache.
525
00:24:58,275 --> 00:25:00,041
[Horn blares]
526
00:25:02,145 --> 00:25:04,179
Now how are we supposed
to stop that thing?
527
00:25:04,247 --> 00:25:06,882
Won't know without
a closer look.
528
00:25:06,949 --> 00:25:08,717
You ready?
Yeah.
529
00:25:18,996 --> 00:25:21,430
All right, I think I can
hit it with the Tesla.
530
00:25:21,498 --> 00:25:22,865
It might melt the wax.
531
00:25:22,933 --> 00:25:23,999
I'm a better shot
than you.
532
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:26,803
Hockey pucks.
Kiss for good luck?
533
00:25:30,475 --> 00:25:34,245
[Horn blares]
534
00:25:34,312 --> 00:25:36,247
All right, well,
that was plan "Z".
535
00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:37,748
You?
536
00:25:37,816 --> 00:25:40,718
Sometimes a bullet
is your best friend.
537
00:25:40,786 --> 00:25:42,453
It could destroy
the artifact.
538
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,588
And live to bag others?
Sounds like a fair swap.
539
00:26:05,843 --> 00:26:08,045
Where's the horn?
540
00:26:31,302 --> 00:26:32,602
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
541
00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:33,970
Hey, Myks.
542
00:26:34,038 --> 00:26:36,272
This trench, this could be
a crash site, right?
543
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,842
Sure.
544
00:26:43,381 --> 00:26:44,548
Bingo.
545
00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:49,687
Brass.
546
00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:51,789
Looks 1890s-ish, doesn't it?
547
00:26:54,127 --> 00:26:55,961
Ooh, that's right,
you can't catch
548
00:26:56,029 --> 00:26:59,898
because you're in scary
Regent Prison where you belong.
549
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,633
Oh, that joke simply
never gets old.
550
00:27:01,701 --> 00:27:03,234
This is from my rocket.
551
00:27:03,302 --> 00:27:06,338
I'm certain.
552
00:27:06,405 --> 00:27:07,939
[Farnsworth beeps]
553
00:27:08,007 --> 00:27:10,308
Hey, Claude,
okay, listen to me.
554
00:27:10,376 --> 00:27:13,878
Joshua's Trumpet was here
in 1962.
555
00:27:13,946 --> 00:27:15,679
And it's the same artifact
that we're looking for now.
556
00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:18,115
Awesome, except it's not
quite the same.
557
00:27:18,183 --> 00:27:20,183
You were right about
someone in Pittsburgh
558
00:27:20,251 --> 00:27:22,186
changing the artifact
to make it stronger.
559
00:27:22,253 --> 00:27:23,721
They just zapped
a helicopter out of the sky
560
00:27:23,788 --> 00:27:25,089
from a mile up.
561
00:27:25,156 --> 00:27:27,024
A mile?
562
00:27:27,091 --> 00:27:28,625
Myks, this guy
could be anywhere.
563
00:27:28,693 --> 00:27:30,027
Are you sure
that it's the same horn?
564
00:27:30,094 --> 00:27:32,229
Pilots radioed
they heard a strange sound
565
00:27:32,297 --> 00:27:33,631
just before
they lost control.
566
00:27:33,698 --> 00:27:34,965
And then
they were both killed.
567
00:27:43,676 --> 00:27:45,678
You know what, lady?
568
00:27:45,746 --> 00:27:47,847
You are bad news.
569
00:27:47,915 --> 00:27:50,083
Whenever you show up,
people die,
570
00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:51,585
people disappear.
571
00:27:51,653 --> 00:27:54,622
One way or another,
everything turns to crap.
572
00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:56,658
You can't seriously be
blaming me for these deaths.
573
00:27:56,726 --> 00:27:58,260
I'm in prison.
574
00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,594
Surprise, surprise.
575
00:27:59,662 --> 00:28:01,396
You're responsible.
576
00:28:01,463 --> 00:28:04,699
Pete, you're being
completely unreasonable.
577
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,769
Ooh, one of my short stories
was in there.
578
00:28:08,837 --> 00:28:11,038
The woman ruins everything!
579
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,473
Pete, I'm back.
580
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:13,774
Look, Myka--
581
00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:15,409
No, I came back.
582
00:28:15,477 --> 00:28:18,579
It still doesn't
change the fact that--
583
00:28:18,646 --> 00:28:20,514
[sighs]
584
00:28:23,884 --> 00:28:25,485
Okay, I'm sorry.
585
00:28:25,553 --> 00:28:27,454
Me too.
586
00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:30,590
[Exhales deeply]
587
00:28:30,658 --> 00:28:33,960
Okay, okay,
so how did this horn
588
00:28:34,027 --> 00:28:37,196
get from this farm in Ohio
in 1962
589
00:28:37,264 --> 00:28:38,531
to Pittsburgh today?
590
00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:40,166
Somebody must
have been out here
591
00:28:40,234 --> 00:28:41,534
that Jack and Rebecca
didn't know about.
592
00:28:41,602 --> 00:28:43,136
No, Claudia checked though.
593
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:45,339
Nobody moved from
Greenbury to Pittsburgh.
594
00:28:45,407 --> 00:28:46,574
So how do we find them?
595
00:28:53,917 --> 00:28:55,017
Myka, look at this.
596
00:28:55,085 --> 00:28:57,053
That's a kid's handwriting.
597
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,554
Maybe this book
isn't Jack's.
598
00:28:58,622 --> 00:29:00,756
Jack and Rebecca's file.
599
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:02,758
Remember, there was that
little boy who lost his father
600
00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:04,627
and he was
an astronaut buff.
601
00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:06,128
Right, so maybe
this is his.
602
00:29:06,196 --> 00:29:08,097
He thought they took
his dad to outer space.
603
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:10,532
He wanted to come back here
to the farm
604
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,699
with Jack and Rebecca, right?
605
00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:13,468
So he--he hid in the trunk?
606
00:29:15,571 --> 00:29:17,471
He must have
picked up the horn,
607
00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,340
and that's how it got
to Pittsburgh.
608
00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:21,442
[Farnsworth beeping]
609
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:23,411
Hey, Claude,
see what you can pull up
610
00:29:23,478 --> 00:29:25,513
on Daniel Varley.
Varley.
611
00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:27,447
More power.
612
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:33,453
It needs more power.
613
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,354
[Beeping]
614
00:29:42,997 --> 00:29:46,066
Gliese 581.
615
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,938
Gliese 581.
616
00:30:05,855 --> 00:30:09,390
[Horn blares]
617
00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:12,393
This time they're
gonna hear me.
618
00:30:24,377 --> 00:30:26,012
I love Pittsburgh.
619
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:28,448
They put fries
on nachos here.
620
00:30:28,516 --> 00:30:30,050
So why didn't Daniel Varley
621
00:30:30,117 --> 00:30:31,919
show up in any
of your searches?
622
00:30:31,986 --> 00:30:33,620
As of four months ago,
Daniel Varley doesn't show up
623
00:30:33,688 --> 00:30:35,056
in anyone's searches.
624
00:30:35,123 --> 00:30:36,591
Dude has just completely
fallen through the cracks.
625
00:30:36,658 --> 00:30:37,925
I mean, it's kinda hard
to find someone
626
00:30:37,993 --> 00:30:39,961
who lives in Pittsburgh
if they're homeless.
627
00:30:40,028 --> 00:30:41,395
Academically
beyond brilliant
628
00:30:41,463 --> 00:30:44,332
but socially and
psychologically not so much.
629
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,567
In and out of psych hospitals
his whole life.
630
00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:48,402
I'm surprised
we never met.
631
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:50,504
Yeah, now,
when he was functioning,
632
00:30:50,572 --> 00:30:52,706
Varley taught astronomy.
633
00:30:52,774 --> 00:30:54,674
He volunteered for SETI.
634
00:30:54,742 --> 00:30:57,510
SETI, yeah,
that's where those guys
635
00:30:57,578 --> 00:31:01,414
scan the skies
looking for intelligent life.
636
00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:03,083
What?
I saw Contact.
637
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:06,587
So he's still obsessed
with outer space?
638
00:31:06,655 --> 00:31:07,755
Oh!
639
00:31:07,823 --> 00:31:09,089
Oh.
640
00:31:09,157 --> 00:31:11,258
Sorry, guys.
Mmm, oh.
641
00:31:11,326 --> 00:31:14,396
Oh, my God, sorry.
642
00:31:14,463 --> 00:31:15,564
Ugh!
643
00:31:15,631 --> 00:31:16,965
Oh, nobody wants
to see that.
644
00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:18,166
Sorry.
645
00:31:18,234 --> 00:31:19,301
You know what,
I'm just gonna pretend
646
00:31:19,369 --> 00:31:20,402
that we own a big dog.
647
00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:22,404
Well, we kinda do.
648
00:31:22,472 --> 00:31:24,006
Pete.
649
00:31:24,074 --> 00:31:25,708
What?
I didn't want to waste any.
650
00:31:25,776 --> 00:31:27,543
Mmm.
651
00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:32,148
So--so how do we find
Daniel Varley?
652
00:31:32,215 --> 00:31:34,684
All right, now,
his last job
653
00:31:34,751 --> 00:31:39,056
before he fell off
the grid...
654
00:31:39,123 --> 00:31:41,625
Yeah, he was a teacher
at West PA Tech.
655
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:44,061
Look for Professor Wilmore.
656
00:31:44,129 --> 00:31:45,096
Find him.
657
00:31:50,703 --> 00:31:52,771
This was Daniel's office.
658
00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:56,209
No one's had time
to clean it up.
659
00:31:56,277 --> 00:31:57,744
Ooh.
660
00:31:57,812 --> 00:32:01,014
Looks like somebody won first
prize ten years in a row.
661
00:32:02,883 --> 00:32:05,184
Dan was always troubled.
662
00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:07,453
Didn't like people near him.
663
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,422
Then this personal project
eclipsed everything.
664
00:32:11,857 --> 00:32:14,325
Myka, these are sky maps,
star charts.
665
00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:17,561
My dad and I used
to do this stuff.
666
00:32:17,629 --> 00:32:19,596
These are all about
the same star.
667
00:32:19,664 --> 00:32:22,366
What's so important
about GL-581?
668
00:32:22,434 --> 00:32:24,068
Gliese 581.
669
00:32:24,136 --> 00:32:27,038
It's pretty close to us,
around 20 light years.
670
00:32:27,106 --> 00:32:28,874
It's getting
a lot of attention
671
00:32:28,941 --> 00:32:30,075
because we think
it might have planets
672
00:32:30,143 --> 00:32:31,576
in the Goldilocks Zone.
673
00:32:31,644 --> 00:32:34,013
Goldilocks.
674
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,015
Not too hot and not too cold.
675
00:32:36,082 --> 00:32:37,716
Just right to support life.
676
00:32:37,784 --> 00:32:39,151
The Internet went crazy
677
00:32:39,219 --> 00:32:40,853
over the discovery
late last year.
678
00:32:40,921 --> 00:32:43,522
That's right when Daniel
was getting worse.
679
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:45,825
Daniel thought his dad
was abducted by aliens,
680
00:32:45,892 --> 00:32:47,393
and now he thinks
he's found them.
681
00:32:47,461 --> 00:32:48,794
So he's gonna shoot
the horn at the star?
682
00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:50,396
I mean, what would
that accomplish?
683
00:32:50,464 --> 00:32:51,765
Who knows?
684
00:32:51,832 --> 00:32:53,500
If he is,
the locations make sense.
685
00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,600
- Why?
- Check this out.
686
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:55,702
Okay, I took
all three spots.
687
00:32:55,769 --> 00:32:56,936
The bridge,
the utility pole,
688
00:32:57,004 --> 00:32:58,037
and the helicopter.
Yeah.
689
00:32:58,105 --> 00:32:59,539
And I drew lines
to where GL-581
690
00:32:59,607 --> 00:33:00,974
was in the sky each time.
Oh.
691
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,875
All three lines originate
from the same spot.
692
00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:05,011
The SETI facility where
Daniel Varley used to work.
693
00:33:05,079 --> 00:33:07,247
- What's there now?
- Nothing.
694
00:33:07,315 --> 00:33:08,883
It was shut down
due to cutbacks.
695
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,117
[Computer beeps]
696
00:33:10,185 --> 00:33:11,918
Oh, my.
697
00:33:11,986 --> 00:33:13,887
That sounds bad.
698
00:33:13,955 --> 00:33:17,058
If this guy shoots at that
star again tonight,
699
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,360
it'll cut right through
Allegheny Field.
700
00:33:19,428 --> 00:33:20,628
In the middle
of a ball game.
701
00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:34,875
[Electric pulsing]
702
00:33:39,347 --> 00:33:41,348
- Stay back.
- I'm gonna take the shot.
703
00:33:43,952 --> 00:33:47,154
I warned you.
Wait, you're with the agents.
704
00:33:47,222 --> 00:33:49,657
Jack and Rebecca.
705
00:33:49,724 --> 00:33:50,925
Yeah.
706
00:33:50,992 --> 00:33:54,762
Yeah, yeah, Daniel.
That's right.
707
00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:57,565
Jack and Rebecca.
708
00:33:57,633 --> 00:33:58,666
They were your friends, right?
709
00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:01,002
This won't work, Daniel.
710
00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:03,572
GL-581 is 20 light years away.
711
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,774
They've been here.
They can see us.
712
00:34:05,842 --> 00:34:07,709
I just want them to know
I have their device.
713
00:34:07,777 --> 00:34:09,077
No, no, Daniel,
714
00:34:09,145 --> 00:34:10,646
you've already killed
four people.
715
00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:12,114
What?
716
00:34:12,182 --> 00:34:13,715
No, no.
No, I haven't.
717
00:34:13,783 --> 00:34:15,517
Daniel,
you're a smart guy.
718
00:34:15,585 --> 00:34:17,219
You've already seen
what the horn can do.
719
00:34:17,287 --> 00:34:18,620
If you do this,
720
00:34:18,688 --> 00:34:20,455
it's gonna rip right through
Allegheny Field.
721
00:34:20,523 --> 00:34:21,890
I don't believe you.
722
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,759
And I don't care.
723
00:34:23,826 --> 00:34:25,927
They need to know
that I'm here,
724
00:34:25,995 --> 00:34:27,395
to see me.
725
00:34:27,463 --> 00:34:28,830
And now they will.
726
00:34:28,898 --> 00:34:30,698
No! No!
727
00:34:34,336 --> 00:34:36,737
I hacked into
the stadium box office.
728
00:34:36,805 --> 00:34:38,572
There's, like, 40,000 fans
there tonight, Artie.
729
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,541
No, I got it, I got it.
730
00:34:40,609 --> 00:34:42,911
Yeah, my contact, he can
call for an evacuation,
731
00:34:42,978 --> 00:34:44,646
but there's no way in hell
he can clear that many people
732
00:34:44,714 --> 00:34:46,816
out of there
in that short of time.
733
00:34:46,883 --> 00:34:49,118
Come on, guys.
734
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,590
[Fans cheering]
735
00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,361
Daniel, a lot of innocent
people are gonna die
736
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,897
at Allegheny Field tonight.
737
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,432
Why would you want that?
738
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,400
I've waited all my life.
739
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:06,404
These aliens, they took
my father from me.
740
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,306
Aliens.
741
00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:09,808
Myka, do you
still have the sphere?
742
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,476
What?
743
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,710
- Turn it on.
- What?
744
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,814
Trust me.
745
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,261
Oh, is it time
to berate me more?
746
00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:34,898
This is Doug Varley's
son Daniel.
747
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,133
He wants to know what happened
to his father.
748
00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:38,534
Helena built the rocket.
749
00:35:38,602 --> 00:35:40,436
You're the alien?
750
00:35:40,504 --> 00:35:42,338
The device is yours?
751
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:46,275
I built the rocket
that carried it here, yes.
752
00:35:48,879 --> 00:35:51,247
I'm sorry about
your father, Daniel.
753
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,615
He's gone.
754
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:54,116
I know.
755
00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,486
And now it's your turn.
756
00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,655
Daniel, put the gun down.
757
00:35:59,723 --> 00:36:01,824
It worked.
I got you to come here.
758
00:36:01,892 --> 00:36:03,059
You killed my father,
759
00:36:03,126 --> 00:36:04,160
and now I'm gonna
kill you.
760
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:05,628
You want revenge.
761
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,130
Daniel, wait,
762
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,266
she didn't kill
your father.
763
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,001
No, she did.
764
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,171
Myka, Pete's right.
765
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:15,206
His father's death
is my fault.
766
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:21,545
Daniel,
I am responsible.
767
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,715
But please, you have
to listen to me.
768
00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:36,125
We've all lost
loved ones unfairly.
769
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:38,327
I lost someone
I loved too.
770
00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:40,396
For me,
it was my daughter.
771
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,532
I was so angry,
772
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:44,400
in such pain.
773
00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:46,268
I almost hurt
a great many people.
774
00:36:46,336 --> 00:36:48,604
I didn't care.
775
00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:51,107
Just like you.
776
00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:53,609
But it won't make you
feel any better.
777
00:36:53,677 --> 00:36:56,912
And it doesn't bring
our loved ones back.
778
00:36:56,980 --> 00:37:00,650
But please, you have
to help me now.
779
00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:02,685
This isn't the answer.
780
00:37:02,752 --> 00:37:05,287
Why did you send it?
781
00:37:05,355 --> 00:37:07,789
Why did he have to die?
782
00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:09,690
Oh, Daniel,
it was an accident.
783
00:37:09,758 --> 00:37:12,960
A terrible accident.
784
00:37:13,028 --> 00:37:15,329
It was my job to keep
the horn from hurting anyone,
785
00:37:15,396 --> 00:37:18,265
and I failed.
786
00:37:18,332 --> 00:37:20,133
And your father
787
00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:21,402
and you,
788
00:37:21,469 --> 00:37:24,505
you paid for my failure.
789
00:37:24,573 --> 00:37:29,044
And for that,
I'm so dreadfully sorry.
790
00:37:29,112 --> 00:37:32,882
But no one else
needs to die now, do they?
791
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,356
[Computer beeps]
792
00:38:05,401 --> 00:38:06,768
Great.
793
00:38:06,836 --> 00:38:08,303
They're on their way back,
and they got the horn.
794
00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:09,818
Whoo-hoo!
795
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:11,253
Don't--don't mess
with my chair.
796
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,188
- Buzz kill.
- No, it is adjusted
797
00:38:13,256 --> 00:38:14,522
to the specifications
of my body type.
798
00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:16,424
I have a slight scoliosis
at the lower part
799
00:38:16,492 --> 00:38:17,659
of my spine,
and it travels down--
800
00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:18,793
Don't go any lower!
801
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:19,961
Okay.
802
00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:21,796
Listen, very nice job.
803
00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:24,265
Just clean up that mess,
will you?
804
00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:35,444
Would I get yelled at
805
00:38:35,511 --> 00:38:39,614
if I said it was kinda nice
having H.G. back?
806
00:38:39,682 --> 00:38:43,118
Just don't get used to it.
807
00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:52,759
Were you really gonna get
inside that craft
808
00:38:52,827 --> 00:38:54,327
and ride it to the stars?
809
00:38:54,395 --> 00:38:56,196
Eagerly.
810
00:38:56,264 --> 00:38:59,599
Well, I might have let
Eddington go first.
811
00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:01,502
As a scientist.
812
00:39:01,569 --> 00:39:02,803
How do you do it?
813
00:39:02,870 --> 00:39:04,037
Do what?
814
00:39:04,105 --> 00:39:05,872
Reconcile your two
disparate worlds.
815
00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:07,742
Bottling up the unknown
in Warehouse 12
816
00:39:07,809 --> 00:39:09,276
so it doesn't destroy us,
817
00:39:09,344 --> 00:39:12,813
whilst with your next breath
inventing the latest perils.
818
00:39:12,881 --> 00:39:15,082
And all with such
a joie de vivre,
819
00:39:15,149 --> 00:39:19,120
despite your misfortune.
820
00:39:19,187 --> 00:39:21,955
Look to the future,
Mr. Wolcott.
821
00:39:22,023 --> 00:39:24,658
And I expect great things.
822
00:39:24,726 --> 00:39:26,327
We're at the dawn
of a new age.
823
00:39:26,394 --> 00:39:28,162
Would you rather it be greeted
by the likes of us
824
00:39:28,229 --> 00:39:30,531
or men like Mr. Crowley?
825
00:39:30,598 --> 00:39:31,798
I'd rather
it all slow down a bit,
826
00:39:31,866 --> 00:39:32,799
catch our breath.
827
00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:33,933
Oh, Wooly.
828
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:35,502
Mark my words,
829
00:39:35,569 --> 00:39:39,605
the future is going to be
a wondrous place.
830
00:39:39,673 --> 00:39:42,674
[Melodic folk music]
831
00:39:42,742 --> 00:39:48,512
♪ ♪
832
00:40:01,293 --> 00:40:04,595
Charlie thinks that rocket
was built by this nutty dame.
833
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:06,897
Can't say
I'll ever understand
834
00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:09,200
what was floating around
in her head.
835
00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,001
Nutty because she's
a powerful woman
836
00:40:11,069 --> 00:40:12,069
ahead of her time?
837
00:40:12,137 --> 00:40:13,704
Hey, I don't judge.
838
00:40:13,772 --> 00:40:15,873
Something she did
landed her here.
839
00:40:15,941 --> 00:40:17,842
Seems like every
Warehouse Agent
840
00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:20,645
ends up loony, a bad guy,
or on a slab.
841
00:40:20,713 --> 00:40:22,981
Is that your decision?
842
00:40:23,049 --> 00:40:24,983
It always ends bad,
so why get started?
843
00:40:25,051 --> 00:40:27,452
Actually, the opposite.
844
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,520
Really?
845
00:40:28,587 --> 00:40:30,422
How's that figure?
846
00:40:30,489 --> 00:40:32,290
The two of us
almost dying out there
847
00:40:32,358 --> 00:40:33,524
made me realize:
848
00:40:33,592 --> 00:40:35,393
Who knows how long we have?
849
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:38,562
What might happen on the next
case or the one after that?
850
00:40:38,630 --> 00:40:41,165
And that is exactly why
851
00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:44,334
we should squeeze every
second of happiness we can
852
00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:45,502
outta this thing.
853
00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:47,137
Carpe diem, huh?
854
00:40:47,205 --> 00:40:51,575
Miss Saint Clair,
I like the way you think.
855
00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:57,415
♪ ♪
856
00:41:01,388 --> 00:41:03,322
You should feel quite
proud right now.
857
00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:04,691
Why is that?
858
00:41:04,758 --> 00:41:06,427
Three teams of agents
over more than a century
859
00:41:06,494 --> 00:41:08,562
dedicated themselves
to this case.
860
00:41:08,630 --> 00:41:10,931
But you and Pete
are the ones who succeeded.
861
00:41:10,999 --> 00:41:12,200
With your help.
862
00:41:12,268 --> 00:41:15,136
Hmm.
863
00:41:15,204 --> 00:41:18,106
We did make a good team.
864
00:41:18,174 --> 00:41:19,174
Didn't we?
865
00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:22,010
We did.
866
00:41:22,078 --> 00:41:23,478
And then you...
867
00:41:27,984 --> 00:41:30,786
I just wish you would
realized that sooner.
868
00:41:30,853 --> 00:41:32,854
So do I.
869
00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:38,692
♪ ♪
870
00:41:44,432 --> 00:41:46,532
Good work out there.
871
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:52,371
♪ ♪
872
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:08,455
Good-bye, Helena.
873
00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:24,303
[Sighs]
874
00:42:29,141 --> 00:42:32,243
Let's go save the world,
Lattimer.
875
00:42:32,311 --> 00:42:34,145
Whatever you say,
sweetheart.
876
00:42:34,213 --> 00:42:38,213
== sync, corrected by elderman ==