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Previously on Awkward...
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Matty invited me to a party.
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He's taking you public,
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outing you as a couple.
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Are you and Matty together?
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Who the fuck invited you?
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Looks like Matty invited
a lot of people.
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You look like you're having
about as much fun as I am.
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It's my anniversary.
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Mm...Mm...
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You have to be home right away?
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I have a few hours to kill.
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It was homecoming week.
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And, like an uncomfortably
misguided tampon,
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it was impossible to ignore.
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Especially the day
of the bonfire,
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when the entire student body
was running around
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like they were high
off huffed paint...
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And every inch of the school
was covered in signs.
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[Crowd cheering]
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Though, to be fair,
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some inches needed
more coverage than others.
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Me, I was just
desperate for a sign
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that Matty was still into me.
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All: Hoo! Hoo!
Titans!
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[Paper ripping]
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- Go, Titans!
- Oh, yeah!
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Oh, my God, they have boners!
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Do all boners
look like weapons?
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Have you never seen
a marshmallow shooter?
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Like you guys have.
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Um, yeah, I'm in the band.
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And Jenna saw peen
when mckibbers
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gave her the hymen hammer.
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You had sex with Matty?
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Why did you tell Tamara
and not me?
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I was gonna tell you, but...
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Matty's still kissing
other girls.
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He hooked up with Michelle
in Lissa's hot tub.
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- What?
- Look!
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Betsy Motamedi has pink eye.
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Ow. Heh.
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So...You're in
an open relationship?
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Well, technically,
it's not anything.
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They haven't D.T.R.
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True, we hadn't
"defined the relationship."
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But I wasn't sure there was
a relationship to define.
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And I didn't want
to discuss it with Ming,
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who was getting
all judge Judy on me.
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J, I've known you
since third grade,
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and there's no way
you're cool doing it with a guy
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who's kissing other girls.
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I already decided that I'm not
gonna hook up with Matty again
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until we D.T.R.'d
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Confession:
I was terrified to D.T.R.
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I just needed a sign
that I should have the convo.
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Yeah!
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Any sign...
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To fall into my lap.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Thanks for
the info vomit at lunch.
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You know I don't have a filter.
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[Sighs] Do you think
I should talk to Matty
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about our status?
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Mm, no.
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Did you see that?
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She has pink eye too.
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J, you need to hold off
on the Matty chitchat
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and wait for him to do it.
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The last thing you wanna do
is get all status clingy.
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I mean, you could have
hooked up with someone too.
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Like Chris Jones.
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He was at Lissa's.
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What is up with
all the conjuncta-funk?
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Is there an epidemic?
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[Toilets flushing]
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[Eerie music]
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My eye is itching like crazy.
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Ew, don't touch it.
That [Bleep] spreads.
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Like that rumor that we got it
from an orgy at Lissa's.
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Well, you are.
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I know.
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Ahem.
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[Toilets flushing]
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- Was there an orgy at Lissa's?
- Evidently.
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And get this.
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I was part of it!
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I mean, I wasn't really
part of it,
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but everyone will think I was.
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Oh, my God,
this is so much better
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than a red cup photo.
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Now, I have red cup on my face.
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Okay, so there was
an orgy at lissa's.
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Well, it was just
a make-out orgy.
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For, like, ten minutes.
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In the hot tub.
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Did Matty kiss anyone,
besides Michelle?
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I wasn't tracking his activity.
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Although, he wasn't in the hot
tub when the action went down.
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So he could have been hooking
up with someone in the house?
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It's possible.
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No filter, remember?
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Watch where
you're going, poser.
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Sideshow.
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"Poser"?
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She wasn't even in the hot tub.
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I'm calling shenanigans
on that eye.
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I guarantee she used lip liner
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and strategically placed blush.
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I need a better look.
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I had asked the universe
for a sign
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that I should talk to Matty,
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and so far, I had six.
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Make that seven.
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The D.T.R had to happen
A.S.A.P.,
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and, O.M.G., I really needed
to stop using initials.
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Hey.
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I couldn't see
Matty's right eye.
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I didn't hurt you
at lunch, did I?
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No, but I bet that fall
hurt you.
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Or at least
your precious cargo.
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Yeah...Yeah.
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So am I gonna see you
at the bonfire tonight?
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The bigger question,
was he gonna be able to see me?
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I think so.
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Hey, so Alyssa's kickback...
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I'm sorry if I was weird
or whatever.
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I was pretty faded.
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I just didn't really know
what I was saying.
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Or doing.
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I'm not making any sense, am I?
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Matty was apologizing
for kissing a skank.
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Or maybe I was the skank.
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So, listen, um...
[Cell phone chimes]
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There's been something
I wanted to talk to you about.
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Shoot, I gotta go.
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Talk later? Okay.
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New deal: If Matty
didn't have the pink,
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it would clear the stink.
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If he did,
I'd have to have the talk.
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And that was gonna be...
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Awkward!
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[Both laugh]
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Oh, darn.
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So, uh, you going
to the bonfire?
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Oh, if you're gonna be there.
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Well, it's required.
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Ahem, ahem.
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Um, I'll see you later, val.
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Yes, you will.
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Hey, Jenna.
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So I'm trying to figure
something out with a guy.
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Me too.
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And it concerns other girls.
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Oh, is he married?
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No, he's in high school.
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I'm trying to figure out
when to D.T.R.
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[Door slams]
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Have you ever
D.T.R.'d before?
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No, and I'm not even sure
I know how to do it.
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It's--I had a chance
earlier today.
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It was on the tip of my tongue.
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Wait a minute, "it"
was on the tip of your tongue?
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Earlier today?
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[Snickers]
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Where were you?
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By my locker.
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So you're
one of those girls.
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Any...way, I was...
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I was trying to get it
out of my mouth,
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and I just couldn't
spit it out.
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So you swallowed?
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Yeah, I guess.
I held it in.
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[Aggravated sigh]
Sometimes we feel a pressure
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to hold it in.
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But you need to do
whatever's comfortable for you.
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And if he's worth it,
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he will not judge you
for spitting it out.
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Really? I just--
I don't wanna scare him off.
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Scare him off?
I hate the double standard.
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It's like we're supposed
to swallow everything,
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but when they get down
to business with us,
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they can just spit freely.
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I'm not...Sure we're talking
about the same thing here.
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What are you talking about?
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D.T.R.
"Define the relationship."
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- Oh.
- So what should I do?
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My gut says just spit it out.
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Oh, no.
N-n-n-n-no.
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Suppress your reflex.
Definitely swallow.
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[School bell ringing]
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Did you talk to Matty?
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We spoke, but, you know,
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it's pretty clear
things are good.
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We didn't have to get specific.
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Clear without being specific?
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What does that even mean?
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It's like, you know, actions
speak louder than words.
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We're gonna hang out
at the bonfire tonight.
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Remember, you promised
not to hook up again
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without clarity,
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so you better get it soon,
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before you're dumpster humping
without a safety net.
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What?
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The bonfire is a scam fest.
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After the fire dies down,
everything else heats up.
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And thanks for keeping me
in the loop.
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Not.
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Ming, I'm sorry.
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I just--
Mckibben, of course.
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I'm gonna ask him
for a ride to the bonfire,
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and then I'm gonna
give him a ride.
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[Girls laugh]
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I had to get to Matty
before Michelle.
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Whether I liked it or not,
it was time to D.T.R.
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Move it!
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My legs were moving
pretty fast.
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And it seemed like they knew
where they were going
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before I did.
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Jenna!
Can you believe
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how many people
got the Scarlet eye
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from Lissa's party?
We dodged a bullet.
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Yes, big...Pink bullet.
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Um, hey, thanks again
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for ditching
out of the party with me.
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It was the best part
of the night.
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Yeah, it was.
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Love to talk, but I gotta
finish speed walking
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for, uh, gym.
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As I felt the crazy
creeping in,
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I blamed conjunctivitis.
[Horn honks]
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And me.
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And three godforsaken letters:
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D.T.R.
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Remember our sophomore bonfire?
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Ohh, I was wearing
that green suede skirt.
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I think I have better recall
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for what you weren't wearing.
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Oh, I'm--
I'm the room.
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Remember how I stole you
away from Mandy...
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What's her name?
Piekarski.
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- Yes.
- Who you told I was gay.
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[Both laughing]
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Which, clearly, you aren't.
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Are you really having
this conversation right now
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in front of me?
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I would have preferred
a different tactic.
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Well, I had
to fight dirty, babe.
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She was a nasty ho-bag.
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And never stood a chance.
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You were the sexiest girl
that I'd ever seen.
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It was a damn good bra.
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My mother's risk bore a reward.
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And maybe mine would too.
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So the bonfire was where
you guys hooked up
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for the first time?
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Yep!
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And then, a year later,
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it's where you were conceived.
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00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,910
I blame the bra.
261
00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,179
[Both laughing]
262
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,947
- Let's go!
- Let's do it.
263
00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,782
Aside from the teen mom sitch,
264
00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:14,185
the bonfire was a lucky omen
in my family.
265
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,988
It was where I was meant
to cement my relationship
266
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,122
with Matty.
267
00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,924
And the place to double bag it.
268
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,059
♪ Remind me of a distant
constellation ♪
269
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,662
♪ the way you color it up,
but don't let me touch ♪
270
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,398
♪ so now you wanna know
is that important ♪
271
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,833
Wait, where do you
think you're going?
272
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,101
With you.
273
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,535
No, not happening.
274
00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:32,570
Parents will be there.
275
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,571
Not mine.
276
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,905
Call you later.
277
00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:38,776
[Car door slams]
278
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,911
I am not wasting
this good hair!
279
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,580
Where could we go?
280
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,383
We could go to dinner,
go to a movie, uh...
281
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,785
- We could take a nap.
- Okay.
282
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:48,986
No!
283
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,755
We are not old!
284
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,456
We--we have a teenager.
285
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,058
That does not make us old!
286
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,094
People mistake me
for Jenna's sister every day.
287
00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,731
What do you wanna do?
288
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:05,036
There's something
that we could do right here.
289
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,238
Something we haven't done
290
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,307
in a long...
291
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,808
Long...
292
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,809
Time!
293
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:12,877
Is!
294
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,111
Now!
295
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,146
[Cheers and applause]
296
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,415
There you are.
Have you seen Ricky?
297
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,051
I've got our spot all picked out
behind the dumpster.
298
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,285
T, you can't hook up
with that eye.
299
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,286
It's contagious.
300
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,621
Everyone who's not anyone
301
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,022
is dying to make out with me
302
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,891
for exactly that reason.
303
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,926
They all want the pink.
304
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:29,960
What'd I miss?
305
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,262
[Laughing]
306
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,331
I can't believe you snuck out!
307
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,334
I didn't have to.
I lied.
308
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,736
I told my parents
I was going to study.
309
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,038
And they believed me!
310
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,643
That bitch!
311
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,978
I really want to celebrate
your release from jail,
312
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,081
but I am on the hunt
for red October.
313
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,616
[Crowd cheering]
314
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:55,419
Matty was present
and accounted for.
315
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,189
It was the moment to advance.
316
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,290
You're not ditching me.
317
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,524
Course not.
318
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,759
I'm not getting left out again.
319
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,928
Too much monumental stuff
keeps happening,
320
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,629
and the next time it does,
321
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,165
I'm gonna be on you
like white on rice.
322
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,701
Was the universe throwing
obstacles in my way
323
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,103
to keep me from
making a mistake?
324
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,604
Or was I just screwed?
325
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,840
[Laughing]
326
00:11:19,811 --> 00:11:21,412
[Coughs and laughs]
327
00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:24,548
This was a bad idea.
328
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:25,950
[Laughing]
329
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,284
Who's driving Jenna home?
330
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,786
- [Coughing]
- Who's driving us home?
331
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,054
We're terrible parents.
332
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,057
You look really old right now.
333
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,191
Do you think
Jenna's gonna know?
334
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,127
[Whispering] That we're old?
335
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,294
[Whispering] That we're high.
336
00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:39,029
Just act normal.
337
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,366
[Rap music playing]
338
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,971
Are we gonna take the tigers
down on Friday night?
339
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,339
Huh? Yeah!
[Crowd cheering]
340
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,740
All right!
341
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,343
So is there
a little lady at home
342
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,978
with a dot on her forehead?
343
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,147
Oh, no, that's a hindu symbol.
I'm not a hind...
344
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,182
And I'm not married.
345
00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,850
Ah. Wait, why not?
346
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,352
I don't know.
347
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,087
I guess my parents
haven't arranged it yet.
348
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,822
[Chuckles]
349
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,357
That was...
Ah!
350
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,558
[Both laugh]
351
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,559
Oh...
352
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,828
[Crowd cheering]
353
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,832
Hey, poser.
354
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,268
Ex-scuse me?
355
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,402
You heard me.
356
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,838
Why is your eye suddenly
three shades darker
357
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,039
than it was earlier?
358
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,374
I know--
'cause you're the one
359
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,443
faking an std, not me.
360
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,878
- Pink eye is not an STD.
- Yes, it is.
361
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,080
It's a [Bleep]-Transmitted
disease,
362
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,116
which we got from poop
in Lissa's hot tub,
363
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,784
not some hooched-up orgy.
364
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,586
[Laughing] Oh, my God.
365
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,889
She's actually proud
of her pink eye.
366
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,825
You are such a dork.
367
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,929
[Cheering]
368
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:48,466
Are you going to talk to him?
369
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,468
When I get the chance.
370
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,102
Sounds like you're
making excuses.
371
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,205
Okay, why are you
being so hard on me?
372
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,241
Because you told Tamara
about Matty, and not me.
373
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,944
I thought we told each other
everything.
374
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,679
But lately, I feel like
I've been downgraded
375
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,981
to third wheel status.
376
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,683
Apparently my convo with Matty
377
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,885
wasn't the only talk
that I needed to have.
378
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:11,255
I needed to D.T.R. with Ming.
[Cell phone chimes]
379
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,624
I'm sorry I hurt you.
380
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,993
[Bleep] me.
381
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,595
My mom's here.
382
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,363
[Car horn honking]
383
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,432
Ming ming!
I know you lie!
384
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,701
I put GPS in your phone!
385
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,303
You in big, big trouble!
386
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,038
I hope you'll finally
appreciate me
387
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,107
when I'm on a slow boat
to China.
388
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,976
I didn't force you
to come tonight.
389
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:36,046
I know, you didn't...
Even invite me.
390
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,314
[Shouting in Mandarin]
391
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,450
The white devil made me do it!
392
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,719
[Shouting in Mandarin]
393
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,855
Move!
394
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,458
[Car pulling away]
395
00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:50,160
Douche bag alert!
396
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,463
It was exactly
what I was thinking
397
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,031
when I saw Michelle
bitch block me.
398
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,301
But it was another douche bag
of the tiger variety.
399
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,936
Our school rivals
were on a mission
400
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,437
to drown our spirit.
401
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:01,438
Watch out!
402
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,240
[All screaming]
403
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,243
[Rock music]
404
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,244
♪ ♪
405
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,446
Get out!
406
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,981
Mr. Rosati...
407
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:11,982
You are in trouble.
408
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,884
What--trouble?
409
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:14,985
I should get a reward.
410
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,387
I just saved the bonfire, man.
411
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,355
Yeah, I'm not sure
saving the bonfire
412
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,057
includes soaking
Mrs. Beukema.
413
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:23,928
Come on.
Oh, uhh!
414
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,230
♪ ♪
415
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,933
Sadie!
416
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:33,904
[Screaming]
417
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,372
Who's the poser now?
418
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,213
[Chuckling] Did you get wet?
419
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,682
It was a loaded question.
420
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,120
Wait, not here
I can't see your, um...
421
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,155
Lips.
422
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,523
[Chuckles]
423
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,857
Matty didn't have the pink.
424
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,427
But that wasn't gonna stop me
from D.T.R.ing.
425
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,962
And he was giving me the sign
426
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,296
that he was nervous...
427
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,798
Which meant he was vulnerable,
428
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,132
which meant the iron was hot,
429
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,400
and it was time to strike.
430
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,535
♪ ♪
431
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,504
♪ I know I wanna be yours ♪
432
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,106
I need to ask you something.
433
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,841
Mm-hmm?
434
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,876
I, um...
435
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:16,814
I kind of made a promise
to myself that I'd, uh...
436
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,115
That you'd what?
437
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,121
I'd go easy on you this time.
438
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,789
So I broke my promise.
439
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,091
Sue me.
440
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,460
Some promises were
made to be broken.
441
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,510
You're a really good kisser.
442
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,812
So I've been told.
443
00:15:51,548 --> 00:15:53,415
I'm--I'm kidding.
444
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,850
No one's ever said that before.
445
00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:56,085
That was just something to say.
446
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,454
[Laughs]
447
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,222
And you're--you're funny.
448
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:01,990
- Looking.
- [Laughs]
449
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:03,292
Nah, you're beautiful.
450
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:07,296
In the dark, behind a dumpster.
451
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,064
Mm...Nah,
you look pretty good
452
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:10,299
in the light
behind the dumpster too.
453
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:17,539
So, um...
454
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,209
I've been wanting
to ask you something.
455
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,578
Sure.
456
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,214
Are we...together?
457
00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:27,316
Ohh...No, no, no, no.
458
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:29,084
I'm wearing granny panties.
459
00:16:29,086 --> 00:16:32,921
Oh, that is so hot.
460
00:16:32,923 --> 00:16:34,757
Uhh!
461
00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:37,092
As we walked through
the empty parking lot,
462
00:16:37,094 --> 00:16:39,795
it looked exactly how I felt.
463
00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:41,397
Post-apocalyptic.
464
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,698
So I haven't
answered your question.
465
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,333
What question?
466
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:45,467
[Chuckles]
467
00:16:45,469 --> 00:16:46,468
About us.
468
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,937
Oh...That one.
469
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:52,274
♪ You wanted somethin' and I ♪
470
00:16:52,276 --> 00:16:53,809
Jenna, I like you.
471
00:16:53,811 --> 00:16:55,778
[Chuckles]
472
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,113
I really like you.
473
00:16:58,115 --> 00:16:59,515
And I think it's so cool
474
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:00,916
that you're not afraid
to be who you are.
475
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,487
You don't care what
other people think of you.
476
00:17:05,489 --> 00:17:06,722
Yes, I do.
477
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,290
I-I do.
478
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:10,993
Doesn't seem like it.
479
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:13,028
♪ Maybe someday ♪
480
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:15,631
♪ I hope you'll find it ♪
481
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:19,835
But...
482
00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:23,005
I'm just not sure I'm ready
to be in a relationship.
483
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:25,874
♪ I just wanted you ♪
484
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,776
If you're not cool with that,
I will understand.
485
00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:30,212
♪ I've got it ♪
486
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,114
But I like hanging out
with you.
487
00:17:32,116 --> 00:17:34,116
I felt like everything
d changed.
488
00:17:34,118 --> 00:17:36,084
But nothing had changed.
489
00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:38,353
Except I finally
knew the score.
490
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:40,088
I wasn't cool with it.
491
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:41,723
I'm cool with it.
492
00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:44,593
Cool.
493
00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:48,363
You think I could get a ride?
494
00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:50,165
Mm-hmm.
495
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,600
Okay.
496
00:17:51,602 --> 00:17:55,304
The scorch from my rejection
was still lingering.
497
00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:56,505
And the fact that my dad
498
00:17:56,507 --> 00:17:58,574
was driving 15 miles
under the speed limit
499
00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,509
was only prolonging my hell.
500
00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:02,177
[Tires screech]
501
00:18:02,179 --> 00:18:05,280
[Crunching]
502
00:18:05,282 --> 00:18:07,182
Lace...
503
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:08,250
Keep it down over there.
504
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:09,785
Can't concentrate
with that noise.
505
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:12,421
It was like my parents
were stoned.
506
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,324
Well, thanks a lot
for the ride.
507
00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:21,230
Hey, tonight was fun.
508
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:23,832
I'll see ya.
509
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:26,168
[Car door slams]
510
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,636
[Munching slowly]
511
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:29,505
We can go now, dad.
512
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,073
You know, Jenna,
513
00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:32,374
I was just thinking.
514
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,476
If he was gonna
say something about Matty,
515
00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:37,145
I was gonna lose it.
516
00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,447
When you were a little girl,
517
00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:40,916
you used to really
like seahorses.
518
00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:50,721
For weeks,
I'd assumed the letter
519
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:53,538
was an evil indictment
of the person who wrote it.
520
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,674
But then it hit me.
521
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,444
What if the author was just
trying to be honest?
522
00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:01,079
I couldn't hate them for that.
523
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:02,481
Just like I couldn't
hate Matty.
524
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,349
He had been honest,
525
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:09,254
something I wasn't
brave enough to do.
526
00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,555
But ming was.
527
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,861
[Dialing]
528
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,529
[Line ringing]
529
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,864
Hey.
530
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,800
Hi.
531
00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:24,236
I didn't tell you
about Matty because, um,
532
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:25,604
I didn't want you to judge me.
533
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:28,140
I was just telling you
the truth.
534
00:19:28,142 --> 00:19:29,174
I know.
535
00:19:29,176 --> 00:19:30,609
Sometimes, the truth
is hard to hear.
536
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:35,447
Matty told me he didn't want
to be in a relationship with me.
537
00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,716
I'm sorry.
538
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,051
But he's an idiot.
539
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,086
And an armpit sniffer.
540
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:42,754
- [Chuckles]
- It's weird, Jenna.
541
00:19:44,023 --> 00:19:45,991
What was Tamara's take?
542
00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:48,646
I haven't told her yet.
543
00:19:51,434 --> 00:19:54,526
Well, I don't know if this
will make you feel better but,
544
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,147
at least be happy, you're not me.
545
00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:57,197
When I got home,
546
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,507
my parents took
the bark control shock collar of our dog,
547
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,281
and they put it on me.
548
00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:05,469
No, hey! Is it a legal?
549
00:20:05,594 --> 00:20:06,288
No!
550
00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:09,729
Upside, according to other researches
on tiger's mom,
551
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:11,927
- I'm gonna be men successful.
- Good.
552
00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:12,962
Then you get to support me.
553
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,195
Because according to my mom,
554
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,383
a person's success is directly
related to the size of her boobs.
555
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,385
[Both laughing, electric buzzes]
Ouch!
556
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,512
You're making me laughing.