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Matty invited me to a party.
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He's taking you public,
outing you as a couple.
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Are you and Matty together?
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Who the fuck
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invited you?
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Looks like Matty invited
a lot of people.
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You're having about as much fun
as I am.
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It's my anniversary.
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- You have to be home right away?
- I have a few hours to kill.
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It was homecoming week.
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And, like an uncomfortably
misguided tampon,
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it was impossible to ignore.
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Especially the day of the bonfire,
when the entire student body
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was running around
like they were high off huffed paint.
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Every inch of the school
was covered in signs.
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Though, to be fair, some inches
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needed more coverage than others.
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Me, I was desperate for a sign
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that Matty was still into me.
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Titans!
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Go, Titans!
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My God, they have boners!
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Do all boners look like weapons?
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Have you never seen
a marshmallow shooter?
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Like you guys have.
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I'm in the band.
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Jenna saw peen
when he gave the hymen hammer.
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You had sex with Matty?
Why did you tell Tamara and not me?
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- I was gonna tell you, but...
- Matty's still kissing other girls.
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He hooked up with Michelle
in Lissa's hot tub.
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- What?
- Look!
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Betsy Motamedi has pink eye.
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So.
You're in an open relationship?
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Well, technically, it's not anything.
They haven't DTR.
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True,
we hadn't defined the relationship.
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I wasn't sure there was a relationship
to define.
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And I didn't want
to discuss it with Ming,
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- who was getting all judge Judy on me.
- J, I've known you since third grade,
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there's no way you're cool doing it
with a guy who's kissing other girls.
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I already decided that I'm not
gonna hook up with Matty
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again until we DTR.
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Confession: I was terrified to DTR.
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I needed a sign
that I should have the convo.
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Any sign...
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to fall into my lap.
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Suicide Club présente :
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- 1x04 : The Scarlet Eye -
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- Thanks for the info vomit at lunch.
- You know I don't have a filter.
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Do you think I should talk to Matty
about our status?
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Did you see that?
Shen has pink eye too.
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You need to hold off on the Matty chitchat
and wait for him to do it.
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You don't wanna get
all status clingy.
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You could have hooked up
with someone too.
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Like Chris Jones.
He was at Lissa's.
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What is up
with all the conjuncta-funk?
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Is there an epidemic?
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My eye is itching like crazy.
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Don't touch it.
That shit spreads.
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Like that rumor that we got it
from an orgy at Lissa's.
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I don't appreciate people
thinking that I'm easy.
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- Well, you are.
- I know.
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- Was there an orgy at Lissa's?
- Evidently.
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And get this.
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I was part of it!
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I wasn't really part of it,
but everyone will think I was.
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My God, this is so much better
than a red cup photo.
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I have red cup on my face.
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- So there was an orgy at Lissa's.
- It was a make-out orgy.
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For, like, ten minutes.
In the hot tub.
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Did Matty kiss anyone,
besides Michelle?
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I wasn't tracking his activity.
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He wasn't in the hot tub
when the action went down.
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He could have hooked up
in the house?
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It's possible.
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No filter, remember?
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Watch where you're going, poser.
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Sideshow.
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"Poser"?
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She wasn't even in the hot tub.
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I'm calling shenanigans on that eye.
I guarantee she used lip liner
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and strategically placed blush.
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I need a better look.
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I had asked the universe for a sign
that I should talk to Matty,
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and so far, I had six.
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Make that seven.
The DTR had to happen ASAP,
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and, OMG, I really needed
to stop using initials.
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- I couldn't see Matty's right eye.
- I didn't hurt you at lunch?
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No, but I bet that fall hurt you.
Or at least your precious cargo.
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Am I gonna see you
at the bonfire tonight?
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The bigger question:
"Was he gonna be able to see me?"
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I think so.
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So Alyssa's kickback...
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I'm sorry if I was weird
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or whatever, I was pretty faded.
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I didn't really know
what I was saying.
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Or doing.
I'm not making any sense, am I?
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Matty was apologizing
for kissing a skank.
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Or maybe I was the skank.
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So, listen...
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There's been something
I wanted to talk to you about.
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Shoot, I gotta go.
Talk later?
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New deal:
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If Matty didn't have the pink,
it would clear the stink.
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If he did, I'd have to have the talk.
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- And that was gonna be...
- Awkward!
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Darn.
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So you going to the bonfire?
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If you're gonna be there.
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Well, it's required.
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I'll see you later, Val.
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Yes, you will.
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Hey, Jenna.
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So, I'm trying to figure
something out with a guy.
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Me too.
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And it concerns other girls.
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- Is he married?
- No,
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he's in high school.
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I'm trying to figure out when to DTR.
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Have you ever DTR'd before?
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No, and I'm not even sure
I know how to do it.
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I had a chance earlier.
It was on the tip of my tongue.
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Wait a minute,
"it" was on the tip of your tongue?
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Earlier today?
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- Where were you?
- By my locker.
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So you're one of those girls.
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Any... way, I was...
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I was trying to get it out of my mouth,
and I just couldn't spit it out.
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So you swallowed?
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Yeah, I guess.
I held it in.
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Sometimes we feel a pressure
to hold it in.
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But you need to do
whatever's comfortable for you.
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And if he's worth it, he will not
judge you for spitting it out.
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Really? I just...
I don't wanna scare him off.
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Scare him off?
I hate the double standard.
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We're supposed
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to swallow everything,
but when they get down to business,
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they can just spit freely.
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I'm not... sure we're talking
about the same thing here.
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- What are you talking about?
- DTR.
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"Define the relationship."
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So what should I do?
My gut says spit it out.
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Oh, no.
No.
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Suppress your reflex.
Definitely swallow.
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Did you talk to Matty?
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We spoke, but,
it's pretty clear things are good.
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- We didn't have to get specific.
- Clear without being specific?
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What does that even mean?
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Actions speak louder than words.
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We're gonna hang out
at the bonfire tonight.
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Remember, you promised
not to hook up again without clarity,
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you better get it soon,
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before you're dumpster humping
without a safety net.
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What?
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The bonfire is a scam fest.
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After the fire dies down,
everything else heats up.
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And thanks for keeping me
in the loop.
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Not.
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- Ming, I'm sorry. I just...
- Mckibben, of course.
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I'm gonna ask him
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for a ride to the bonfire,
and then I'm gonna give him a ride.
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I had to get to Matty
before Michelle.
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Whether I liked it or not,
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it was time to DTR.
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Move it!
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My legs were moving pretty fast.
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And it seemed like they knew
where they were going before I did.
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Can you believe
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how many people got the Scarlet eye
from the party? We dodged a bullet.
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Yes, big...
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pink bullet.
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Thanks again
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for ditching out of the party with me.
It was the best part of the night.
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Yeah, it was.
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Love to talk, but I gotta finish
speed walking for... gym.
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As I felt the crazy creeping in,
I blamed conjunctivitis.
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And me.
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And three godforsaken letters:
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DTR.
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Remember our sophomore bonfire?
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I was wearing that green suede skirt.
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I think I have better recall for what
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you weren't wearing.
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I'm the room.
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Remember how I stole you
away from Mandy...
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- What's her name?
- Piekarski.
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- Yes.
- Who you told I was gay.
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Which, clearly, you aren't.
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Are you really having this
conversation right now in front of me?
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I would have preferred
a different tactic.
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I had to fight dirty.
She was a nasty ho-bag.
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And never stood a chance.
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You were the sexiest girl
that I'd ever seen.
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It was a damn good bra.
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My mother's risk bore a reward.
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And maybe mine would too.
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So the bonfire was where
you guys hooked up for the first time?
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Yep!
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And a year later,
it's where you were conceived.
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I blame the bra.
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- Let's go!
- Let's do it.
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Aside from the teen mom sitch,
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the bonfire was a lucky omen
in my family.
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It was where I was meant
to cement my relationship
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with Matty.
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And the place to double bag it.
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- Wait, where do you think you're going?
- With you.
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No, not happening.
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- Parents will be there.
- Not mine.
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Call you later.
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I am not wasting this good hair!
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Where could we go?
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We could go to dinner,
go to a movie...
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We could take a nap.
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We are not old!
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We have a teenager.
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That does not make us old!
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People mistake me
for Jenna's sister every day.
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What do you wanna do?
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There's something
that we could do right here.
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Something we haven't done
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in a long...
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long...
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Time!
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Is!
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Now!
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There you are.
Have you seen Ricky?
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I've got our spot all picked out
behind the dumpster.
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You can't hook up with that eye.
It's contagious.
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Everyone who's not anyone
is dying to make out with me
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for exactly that reason.
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They all want the pink.
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What'd I miss?
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I can't believe you snuck out!
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I didn't have to.
I lied.
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I told my parents
I was going to study.
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And they believed me!
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That bitch!
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I really want to celebrate
your release from jail,
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but I am on the hunt for Red October.
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Matty was present and accounted for.
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It was the moment to advance.
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- You're not ditching me.
- Course not.
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I'm not getting left out again. Too much
monumental stuff keeps happening,
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and the next time it does,
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I'm gonna be on you
like white on rice.
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Was the universe throwing obstacles
in my way
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to keep me from making a mistake,
or was I just screwed?
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This was a bad idea.
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Who's driving Jenna home?
Who's driving us home?
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We're terrible parents.
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You look really old right now.
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Do you think Jenna's gonna know?
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- That we're old?
- That we're high.
254
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Just act normal.
255
00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:47,371
Are we gonna take the Tigers down
on Friday night?
256
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So is there a little lady at home
257
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with a dot on her forehead?
258
00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,835
That's a Hindu symbol.
I'm not a Hindu...
259
00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:58,819
And I'm not married.
260
00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:00,586
Wait. Why not?
261
00:12:00,711 --> 00:12:03,223
I don't know. I guess my parents
haven't arranged it yet.
262
00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:14,829
Hey, poser.
263
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Excuse me?
264
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You heard me.
265
00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:22,166
Why is your eye suddenly
three shades darker than it was earlier?
266
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I know 'cause you're the one
faking an STD, not me.
267
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,997
- Pink eye is not an STD.
- Yes, it is.
268
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It's a shit-transmitted Disease,
269
00:12:30,495 --> 00:12:32,478
which we got from poop
in Lissa's hot tub,
270
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not some hooched-up orgy.
271
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Oh, my God.
272
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She's actually proud of her pink eye.
273
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You are such a dork.
274
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Are you going to talk to him?
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When I get the chance.
276
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,515
Sounds like you're making excuses.
277
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,592
Why are you being so hard on me?
278
00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:57,361
Because you told Tamara about Matty,
and not me.
279
00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:00,072
I thought we told each other
everything.
280
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,700
Lately, I feel like I've been downgraded
to third wheel status.
281
00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:05,828
Apparently my convo with Matty
282
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wasn't the only talk
that I needed to have.
283
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,315
I needed to DTR with Ming.
284
00:13:11,819 --> 00:13:13,506
I'm sorry I hurt you.
285
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,254
Fuck me.
286
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,173
My mom's here.
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Ming ming!
I know you lie!
288
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:24,192
I put GPS in your phone!
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00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:26,473
You in big, big trouble!
290
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,726
I hope you'll finally appreciate me
when I'm on a slow boat to China.
291
00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:32,062
I didn't force you to come tonight.
292
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I know, you didn't even invite me.
293
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,611
The white devil made me do it!
294
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Move!
295
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,297
Douche bag alert!
296
00:13:50,422 --> 00:13:54,264
It was exactly what I was thinking
when I saw Michelle bitch block me.
297
00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:55,919
But it was another douche bag
298
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,428
of the tiger variety.
299
00:13:57,553 --> 00:14:00,900
Our school rivals were on a mission
to drown our spirit.
300
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,281
Get out!
301
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,184
Mr. Rosati...
You are in trouble.
302
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,011
What... trouble?
303
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:16,797
I should get a reward.
I just saved the bonfire.
304
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,276
I'm not sure saving the bonfire
includes soaking Mrs. Beukema.
305
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,706
Come on.
306
00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:35,625
Who's the poser now?
307
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:45,240
- Did you get wet?
- It was a loaded question.
308
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,096
Wait, not here I can't see your...
309
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:51,882
lips.
310
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,019
Matty didn't have the pink.
311
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,187
But that wasn't gonna stop me
from DTRing.
312
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,626
And he was giving me the sign
that he was nervous...
313
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:01,112
Which meant he was vulnerable,
314
00:15:01,237 --> 00:15:03,460
which meant the iron was hot,
and it was time to strike.
315
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:09,759
I need to ask you something.
316
00:15:13,264 --> 00:15:15,644
I kind of made a promise
to myself that I'd...
317
00:15:17,109 --> 00:15:18,376
That you'd what?
318
00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:24,346
I'd go easy on you this time.
319
00:15:24,471 --> 00:15:26,081
So I broke my promise.
320
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,305
Sue me.
321
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:29,595
Some promises were made to be broken.
322
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:50,116
- You're a really good kisser.
- So I've been told.
323
00:15:52,674 --> 00:15:53,699
I'm kidding.
324
00:15:53,824 --> 00:15:56,289
No one's ever said that before.
That was just something to say.
325
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,259
And you're funny.
326
00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:01,385
Looking.
327
00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:03,588
Nah, you're beautiful.
328
00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:06,656
In the dark, behind a dumpster.
329
00:16:08,325 --> 00:16:10,511
You look pretty good
in the light behind the dumpster too.
330
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:16,449
So...
331
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,627
I've been wanting
to ask you something.
332
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:20,897
Sure.
333
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,131
Are we...
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00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:25,401
together?
335
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,275
No. I'm wearing granny panties.
336
00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:30,876
That is so hot.
337
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,310
As we walked through
the empty parking lot,
338
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,653
it looked exactly how I felt.
339
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,474
Post-apocalyptic.
340
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:44,541
- So I haven't answered your question.
- What question?
341
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:46,711
About us.
342
00:16:48,356 --> 00:16:49,357
That one.
343
00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:54,013
Jenna, I like you.
344
00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:57,545
I really like you.
345
00:16:58,245 --> 00:17:01,229
And I think it's so cool that
you're not afraid to be who you are.
346
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,692
You don't care
what other people think of you.
347
00:17:05,949 --> 00:17:06,950
Yes, I do.
348
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,340
I do.
349
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,114
Doesn't seem like it.
350
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:16,799
But...
351
00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:23,168
I'm just not sure I'm ready
to be in a relationship.
352
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,235
If you're not cool with that,
I will understand.
353
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:32,343
But I like hanging out with you.
354
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,334
I felt like everything had changed.
355
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:36,142
But nothing had changed.
356
00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:38,385
Except I finally knew the score.
357
00:17:39,029 --> 00:17:40,524
I wasn't cool with it.
358
00:17:40,649 --> 00:17:42,061
I'm cool with it.
359
00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:44,723
Cool.
360
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,051
You think I could get a ride?
361
00:17:50,642 --> 00:17:51,643
Okay.
362
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:55,271
The scorch from my rejection
was still lingering.
363
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,743
And the fact that my dad was driving
15 miles under the speed limit
364
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:00,747
was only prolonging my hell.
365
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,710
Lace...
366
00:18:07,028 --> 00:18:08,504
Keep it down over there.
367
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,397
Can't concentrate with that noise.
368
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,759
It was like my parents were stoned.
369
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:15,679
Thanks a lot for the ride.
370
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:21,600
Tonight was fun.
371
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,039
I'll see ya.
372
00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:29,775
We can go now, dad.
373
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,570
You know, Jenna, I was just thinking.
374
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,782
If he was gonna say something
about Matty, I was gonna lose it.
375
00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:41,329
When you were a little girl,
you used to really like seahorses.
376
00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:52,211
For weeks, I'd assumed the letter
was an evil indictment
377
00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:53,883
of the person who wrote it.
378
00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:56,217
But then it hit me.
379
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:58,978
What if the author
was just trying to be honest?
380
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:03,041
I couldn't hate them for that.
Just like I couldn't hate Matty.
381
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,507
He had been honest,
382
00:19:04,632 --> 00:19:06,828
something I wasn't
brave enough to do.
384
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,468
chiiz - etig - Gernevie
385
00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,197
Mermoz - Mlmlte - Padmé
386
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,865
Poca - STid - Tof
387
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,032
Hey.
388
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,159
Hi.
389
00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:25,957
I didn't tell you about Matty
because I didn't want you to judge me.
390
00:19:26,577 --> 00:19:29,078
- I was just telling you the truth.
- I know.
391
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,045
Sometimes, the truth is hard to hear.
392
00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:35,758
Matty told me he didn't want
to be in a relationship with me.
393
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:37,677
I'm sorry.
394
00:19:38,015 --> 00:19:39,443
But he's an idiot.
395
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,972
And an armpit sniffer.
396
00:19:41,623 --> 00:19:43,166
It's weird, Jenna.
397
00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:46,393
What was Tamara's take?
398
00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:49,737
I haven't told her yet.
399
00:19:51,995 --> 00:19:54,362
Well, I don't know if this
will make you feel better
400
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:57,487
but at least be happy, you're not me.
When I got home,
401
00:19:57,612 --> 00:20:00,928
my parents took the bark
control shock collar of our dog,
402
00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:02,768
and they put it on me.
403
00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:05,825
No way, is that even legal?
404
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:06,747
No!
405
00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:10,129
Upside, according to other researches
on tiger moms,
406
00:20:10,254 --> 00:20:13,421
- I'm gonna be men successful.
- Good. Then you can support me.
407
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,644
Because according to my mom,
a person's success
408
00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:17,842
is directly related
to the size of her boobs.
409
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,844
www.u-sub.net www.sous-titres.eu
410
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,971
You're making me laugh, stop!