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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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(Gasping)
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Run, Leela!
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They're bouncing right at us.
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(Angry yelling)
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So, anybody hungry?
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I could stuff myself.
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I'll use that free app
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that tells
what restaurants you're near.
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You mean the window?
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Yes.
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(Horn honking)
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I am lrrr, ruler
of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
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I demand extra dipping sauce!
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How many?
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I don't know. Two?
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(Tires squealing)
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(Static)
Welcome to Fishy Joe's.
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Today is Stroganoff Thursday.
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We are currently out
of the following menu items.
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Robotic voice:
Stroganoff.
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(Static)
May I take your order?
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I'll have the Stroganoff.
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Okay.
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Yeah, uh, give me
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the fried spaghetti-dinner
breakfast pocket for lunch,
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and a big bucket
of mixed sodas.
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One kids' meal.
Got it.
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Leela:
Huh. Buggalo tots?
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What exactly
are those made out of?
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You got a warrant?
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I'll just have something
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from the lite menu.
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How about the
gardener-lover's salad?
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What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?
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Ugh! Just give me the fruit cup.
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Okeydoke.
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What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?
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Oh, God.
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Fruit is spelled f-r-o-o-t.
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And it's got quotation marks
around it.
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Mmm. There's nothing wrong
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with a little fast food
once or twice a meal.
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(Gasping and groaning)
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Heart... at-tack.
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(Gulping, gasps)
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I'm fine.
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(Cracking)
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Oh! I got a bone in my fruit!
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That's it.
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From now on,
we're not eating anything
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unless we know what it is
and where it's from.
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We're going
to the local farmers market.
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Aw, mom, do we have to?
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(Lively crowd chatter)
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(Zucchini clucking)
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This is what I'm talking about.
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See all the dirt and earwigs?
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That's the sign
of healthy food.
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You think that's healthy,
try this.
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I found it growing
at the bottom of my hamper.
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Mmm, so fresh and musty.
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It's what I do.
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Hello, tiny man.
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You want sample small-batch
Amazonian maple syrup?
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Sure.
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(Coughing)
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Mm. Ah!
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That's the kind of sap I like.
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You the kind
of sap I like.
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I'm scare-roused.
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(Gasps)
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Zuban tobacco?!
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The richest, most
obnoxious kind!
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Listen, pal, I'm looking
for a versatile smoke,
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one that's equally good
in a crowded elevator
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or an audience with the pope.
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Forget the pope, my friend.
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Smoke one of these,
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and God himself will ask
to be seated far away from you.
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Ooh!
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Heirloom eggs?
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That's so life-affirming.
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I'll bet you run
your own hatchery,
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just you and your wife...
Matilda.
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No, ma'am. Matilda and I gather
them eggs in the forest.
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And Matilda's really more
of a mongoose than a wife.
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You're a lucky man.
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But are they way more expensive
than regular eggs?
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Way more.
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Ooh! I'll take a dozen.
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(Yawning)
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What?
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You're not my breakfast friends.
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What are you doing here?
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Leela blackmailed us all into
eating healthy, organic food.
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Blackmail? What
does she have on you?
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As long as we eat
her filthy scrambled eggs,
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you'll never find out.
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They're not filthy.
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They're wholesome, fertile
and fresh from the forest floor.
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There's some filth.
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"Fertile"? What does that mean?
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It means it will hatch
into a tiny, little,
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infant creature unless
we cook it first.
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Hey, Leela, hurry up
with those scrambled infants.
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What?! That's horrifying!
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Zoidberg,
you're an inhuman monster.
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What are you, my
driver's license?
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Eating a sweet innocent chick
before it's even hatched?
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Oh, no, you won'tn't!
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I refuse to eat
an unborn animal.
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I'm going to keep this egg safe
and warm and secure
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until it hatches out
into the world.
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And then I'm going to eat it.
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♪ ♪
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Should we turn on the TV?
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Nah.
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(Coughing)
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Bender, do you mind?
I'm roosting.
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I'm considering buying a yacht
to house my thoroughbreds.
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How do you expect me to do that
without smoking a cigar?
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Think of the unborn embryo.
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That's what
I'm gonna call the yacht.
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(Fry clucks, Bender whimpers)
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Hey!
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Leggo my eggo, crabbo!
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Stop it, Fry.
That's sexual harassment.
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Yeah, come down off your
round, white pulpit.
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You're just going to
eat that thing anyway.
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I was, but you can't
sit on something
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for a week without falling
in love with it.
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Whoever's in here
deserves a chance at life.
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A chance to blossom
into a beautiful young man,
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like I did as a baby.
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And so I make this solemn vow.
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To do everything I can
to make sure
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this wonderful,
innocent creature
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enters this world happy,
healthy, and...
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All yours, Zoidberg.
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(Hissing)
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(All gasping)
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Aw, look at the cute little...
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Aah!
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I was gonna go yachting
in those feet!
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Relax, you babies.
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It's no different
from stomping a puppy.
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(Leela grunting)
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Everyone, stop!
He's not going to hurt you.
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I'm standing in a pool
of my own feet.
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Bender's right. Kill it
before someone names it!
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No! Mr. Peppy just wants
to be our friend.
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Oy. Look, I know he's ugly,
and kind of corrosive,
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but we can't murder someone
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just 'cause he's
hideous and annoying.
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That's what we said
about Zoidberg,
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and look where that got us.
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Amy has a point.
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Mr. Peppy's not
like Zoidberg.
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He's my friend.
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Aw...
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♪ ♪
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(Liquid trickling)
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(Dog yelps)
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♪ ♪
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(Moaning)
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Where to, adulterers?
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(Gasps)
(Rapid beeping)
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Calculon?! Then it
wasn't your body
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they found in the harbor
after the bomb went off.
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What bomb?
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(Explosion, clinking)
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It takes more than that
to surprise me... Bender.
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(Gasps)
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(Laughs)
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What you doing, little buddy?
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Uh, yeah, Uncle Bender--
he's your friend.
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(Growling)
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(High-pitched whimpering)
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Huh?
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Oh, you want to play fetch.
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Come on, boy, get the ball.
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(Laughs)
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Dumb jerk.
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Come on, get the ball.
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(Electrical pop, yelling)
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(Yelling,
electrical hissing and popping)
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(All gasping)
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Sweet freak of Mozambique,
that thing's colossal!
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It's gonna kill us all.
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It's so huge.
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How big does one
of those things get?
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Well, that depends on what
one of those things is.
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That seems like a
fact worth knowing.
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Good startling news, everyone.
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I found a description
of the creature
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in this medieval
monster manual.
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Just as I feared.
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Attack-type J.
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No! No!
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Yes! It kills its prey
by sucking out the skeleton,
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leaving nothing
but a puddle of flesh.
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All:
Ew!
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Hence, the Latin name
Bonus Vampirus,
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or as you non-catholics
would say, the Bone Vampire.
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Dios mio.
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That's ridiculous!
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Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones.
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I raised him on a simple diet of
brussels sprouts and mixed soda.
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(Panting, gagging)
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At least there's
only one of them.
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The good news is, they
can't start breeding.
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The bad news, everyone, is,
the beast reproduces asexually.
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A single bone vampire,
left alone with some quiet music
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and some bone vampire porn,
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could produce dozens
of deadly offspring.
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That lucky bastard.
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I say kill it!
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But it loves me, and I love it!
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Kill them both!
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Killing them seems
like a hassle.
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Can't we just set it free
to live with its own kind?
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(Clicks tongue)
Poor, ignorant Leela.
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The bone vampire is now extinct
on its home planet.
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(Gasps)
That's perfect.
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We can reintroduce it to the
wild and repopulate the species.
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Yeah, let's do
those Leela things.
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(Shouts)
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Well, buddy,
how do you like your new home?
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(Hissing)
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See, he's happy already.
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That thing doesn't have
emotions, Fry.
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Its brain is the size
of a walnut.
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So are walnuts, and
they're delicious.
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I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy,
but you'll be happier here.
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(Voice breaking):
So go on, go.
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G-good-bye, Mr. Peppy.
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Come on, man, don't do this.
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Go on now.
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I mean it, don't make this
any harder than it has to be.
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It's time to let go.
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Ow!
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Thanks, Leela, he just needed
a little extra push.
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Come on, Fry, let's go home and
(Beeping)
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Hold up, there's alcohol
around here somewhere.
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My tanqueraydar is going crazy.
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(Beeping rapidly)
Aha!
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Thought you could get
away from me, huh?
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You lose again,
you stupid intoxicant.
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(Crickets chirping)
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(Indistinct chatter
and laughter)
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♪ ♪
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We're not from around here.
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Hello.
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Airwhilka maur fleegle
bingo drooper snrk!
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Excuse me, but we're guests
on your planet.
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Speak English!
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Man:
Behave yourselves, gents.
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Offworlders best be
welcome here,
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00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,295
especially if we're trying
to get the Olympics.
262
00:12:41,363 --> 00:12:44,698
(All grumbling)
263
00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,567
May I buy you a drink?
264
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,537
We don't get a lot
of pretty faces around here.
265
00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,573
(Giggles) Uh, sure,
but I'm driving.
266
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,842
I'll just have the smallest
whiskey you've got.
267
00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:57,845
A small aquarium of whiskey
for the busty lass.
268
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,048
Thanks. I suppose
I should know your name
269
00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:02,450
if I'm going to be drinking
270
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:04,452
ten gallons
of alcohol with you.
271
00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:05,619
Maczongo.
272
00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:07,321
Angus Maczongo.
273
00:13:07,389 --> 00:13:09,523
Major Angus Maczongo.
274
00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:13,394
Handsome Major Angus Maczongo,
Esquire.
275
00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:16,497
Ooh, handsome and Esquire.
276
00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:17,765
I'm Turanga Leela.
277
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:21,102
My crew and I are from Earth.
278
00:13:21,169 --> 00:13:23,971
So what brings you folks
here to Doohan 6?
279
00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:26,607
We just released an endangered
animal back into the wild--
280
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,342
a bone vampire.
281
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,678
(Thunder cracks)
282
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,482
No need to thank us.
283
00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:37,051
Your shocked stares of gratitude
say it all.
284
00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:40,821
Dear God, you brought
back the bone vampire?!
285
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,289
The damned things wreaked
bloody havoc
286
00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:44,592
on our livestock for centuries.
287
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,827
Aye, until Maczongo here
shot 'em all
288
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,696
into extinction, he did.
289
00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:52,099
Now we've got more livestock
than we can slaughter.
290
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:55,836
Oh, aye, 'tis a Bonnie time
to be an ignorant villager.
291
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:59,540
We kinna have no murdering
bone vampires back here.
292
00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:01,775
Kill it afore it puts a bun
in its own oven
293
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,911
and repopulates
the bleeding planet.
294
00:14:03,979 --> 00:14:05,880
No!
Angus is right.
295
00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,715
I thought you were named Angus.
296
00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:09,350
We're all named Angus.
297
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,852
Please, Mr. Peppy won't attack
your livestock.
298
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,955
He's a vegetarian, and he's
not even preachy about it.
299
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:16,891
Poppycock.
300
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,826
Once he gets the smell of bones,
there'll be no stopping him.
301
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:22,863
Tonight, Mr. Peppy must die.
302
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:25,833
Angus, wait, my strictly
platonic friend is right.
303
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:28,636
At least wait a few days
before you decide to kill it.
304
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,771
The last time I hesitated,
305
00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:33,274
a bone vampire snicked out
me left shin.
306
00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:35,809
(Sloshing)
307
00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:37,912
Please, just a few days.
308
00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:40,047
Well, 'twould give us a chance
309
00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:41,615
to get to know each other.
310
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:45,819
The beast lives... for now.
311
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:47,421
Thank you, Angus.
312
00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:48,789
All:
You're welcome!
313
00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:55,196
(Yawns)
314
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,433
I don't trust that Maczongo.
315
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,402
Maybe I should go keep
an eye on Mr. Peppy.
316
00:15:01,469 --> 00:15:03,270
Don't worry about Maczongo.
317
00:15:03,338 --> 00:15:04,939
He and I are having
brunch tomorrow.
318
00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:07,308
I'm thinking of wearing this.
319
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,410
It's nice, but there's
still something
320
00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:11,345
I don't like about that guy.
321
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,681
My dad always said you could
tell a lot about a man
322
00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,317
by the rigidity of his shins.
323
00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:18,219
(All snoring)
324
00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,558
(Man screams)
325
00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:25,693
(All gasp)
What is it?
326
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,894
(Gasps)
327
00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,801
Lang a muir a Gryffindor-
Slytherin hufflepuff!
328
00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:36,003
It killed little Angus!
329
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,505
They're all dead, and
their bones are gone.
330
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:41,609
This was no accident.
331
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:44,612
Still think your Mr. Peppy
is harmless, Fry?
332
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,313
He wouldn't do this
in our sleep.
333
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:48,782
He would not,
could not to a sheep.
334
00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:49,950
The deal is off.
335
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,719
The beast must die.
336
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,721
(Gun cocks)
337
00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:59,393
Ooh, pimpy.
338
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:02,363
(Music playing,
indistinct chatter)
339
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,098
What are we supposed to do,
340
00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:06,400
just sit here and wait
for Mr. Peppy to be killed?
341
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:08,676
Sounds like a plan.
342
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:12,266
Guess I'll pass the time
by lighting up an El Jerko.
343
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,981
(Chirps)
344
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,317
(Coughs)
Okay, that's it.
345
00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:25,152
I need some air.
346
00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:32,617
(Rustling)
Who's there?
347
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,496
Hermes, is this one
of your zany practical jokes?
348
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,017
(Screams)
349
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,449
Leela, are you okay?
350
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,284
Did you drink too many aquaria?
351
00:16:51,352 --> 00:16:53,596
Look, the bone vampire.
352
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,557
(Groans)
353
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,492
Mr. Peppy attacked me.
354
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,027
Quick, count my bones.
355
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,962
There should be 205.
356
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,501
(Gasps)
357
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,503
Okay, that's better.
358
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,172
Keep 'em coming.
359
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,540
I'm sorry, Fry,
360
00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:16,609
but no vegetarian
could have done this.
361
00:17:16,677 --> 00:17:21,548
I know, and as much as I love
Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more.
362
00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:24,084
He has to be...
(Sniffs) ...Put down.
363
00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,618
Aw, don't feel bad.
364
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:28,555
Major Maczongo
is an experienced hunter.
365
00:17:28,622 --> 00:17:32,092
He'll blow Mr. Peppy's head off
as painlessly as possible.
366
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,760
No, not Maczongo.
367
00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:37,530
If anyone is going to kill
Mr. Peppy, it should be me.
368
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,632
Fry, I know you're
upset right now,
369
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,268
but I hope you'll
consider donating
370
00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:44,404
the body to science dinner.
371
00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:46,573
(Slurping)
372
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,510
Fry:
Here, Mr. Peppy.
373
00:17:50,578 --> 00:17:53,046
Mmm, lovely bones.
374
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,447
We've been walking for hours.
375
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,583
I hope we can find
our way back.
376
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:59,052
Don't worry, I left
a trail of bread crumbs.
377
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,056
And I left a trail of cigars.
378
00:18:05,259 --> 00:18:06,626
You don't have to do this, Fry.
379
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,329
Mr. Peppy just gave me
a little love concussion.
380
00:18:09,396 --> 00:18:11,564
Thanks, Leela, but
I have no choice.
381
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,534
I can't let my monstrous
deboner get anywhere near you.
382
00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:16,002
There it is!
383
00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:20,306
Well, this is it.
384
00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,075
You guys wait here.
(Sniffs)
385
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,945
This is going to kill him
more than it does me.
386
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,549
Good-bye, boy.
387
00:18:29,617 --> 00:18:31,518
I'll think of you whenever I sit
on something round.
388
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:32,819
(Sniffs)
389
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,023
(High-pitched yelp)
390
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,995
What's happening?
Did you kill it?
391
00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:44,297
Maczongo:
The bloody idiot bloody shot me.
392
00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:45,932
I'm all bloody bloody!
393
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,333
(All gasp)
394
00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:48,535
Mr. Peppy,
395
00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:50,236
bullets make you talk?
396
00:18:50,304 --> 00:18:52,405
That's not Mr. Peppy.
397
00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:54,641
(Amy gasps)
398
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,277
Jinkies, he Scooby-Dooed us.
399
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,979
Why, Major Maczongo, why?
400
00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:03,983
Oh, it's been 30 years since
last I killed a bone vampire.
401
00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,753
The villagers dinna idolize me
like they used to.
402
00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:09,055
You seemed pretty popular
at the pub.
403
00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:11,391
I work there as a greeter.
404
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,993
Your beast was my chance
to be a hero again,
405
00:19:14,061 --> 00:19:15,995
but the damn thing
was a vegetarian,
406
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,964
so I slaughtered
the sheep myself.
407
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,699
But why did you attack me?
408
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,100
So I could impress you
409
00:19:21,168 --> 00:19:22,635
by seeking revenge
on the creature.
410
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,071
Us greeters don't
get a lot of action.
411
00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:27,540
On paper it seemed like
a win-win situation.
412
00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:30,076
Do you realize
what this means, Fry?
413
00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:32,745
Your pet's not dangerous
after all.
414
00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:36,115
I told you Mr. Peppy's
a lover, not a fighter,
415
00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:39,018
like Dwayne "The Rock"
"The Tooth Fairy" Johnson.
416
00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:41,554
(All cheering)
417
00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:43,289
(Slurping)
418
00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:45,859
Hey, what's
that bone-sucking sound?
419
00:19:48,128 --> 00:19:50,096
Fry:
It's Mr. Peppy.
420
00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:51,764
I'd know him anywhere.
421
00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:54,033
Huh, so apparently
Major Maczongo
422
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:57,070
and Mr. Peppy were each doing
about half the sheep-killing.
423
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:58,238
(Panting)
424
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:04,143
Why, Mr. Peppy, why?
425
00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:05,345
Ooh, that tickles.
426
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,512
(Giggles)
427
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,047
(Cries)
428
00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:10,149
Now I really do have
to kill you.
429
00:20:10,217 --> 00:20:12,585
Wait,
430
00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:13,753
don't shoot.
431
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,488
The beast is a godsend.
432
00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:17,423
Like I said,
we've more livestock
433
00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:19,225
than we can slaughter,
434
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:21,661
but thanks
to this ravenous bogle,
435
00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:23,363
that's nae more a problem.
436
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,764
Angus is right.
437
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,233
The cursed thing
even debones 'em,
438
00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:30,703
which is perfect for today's
fast-paced, lazy consumer.
439
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,127
Dersu uzala yojimbo,
rashomon!
440
00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:35,776
The beast must live!
441
00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:38,737
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
442
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,146
You know what the best part is?
443
00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:42,148
From now on,
whenever we're eating
444
00:20:42,216 --> 00:20:44,250
fresh, organic space-meat,
445
00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:46,853
we'll know exactly
where it comes from.
446
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,855
Fry:
One bucket of
447
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:52,358
double-fried, triple-salted,
boneless sheep tots, please.
448
00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:54,060
What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?
449
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,095
All kinds.
450
00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:57,597
Eh, make it two,
451
00:20:58,587 --> 00:21:00,968
and a small whiskey. Large.