1 00:00:02,626 --> 00:00:04,327 ♪ Two... two, three... ♪ 2 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:10,844 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:17,975 --> 00:00:20,010 Run, Leela! 4 00:00:20,077 --> 00:00:21,444 They're bouncing right at us. 5 00:00:35,559 --> 00:00:36,893 So, anybody hungry? 6 00:00:36,961 --> 00:00:38,728 I could stuff myself. 7 00:00:38,796 --> 00:00:40,463 I'll use that free app 8 00:00:40,531 --> 00:00:41,598 that tells what restaurants you're near. 9 00:00:41,665 --> 00:00:42,699 You mean the window? 10 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:43,633 Yes. 11 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:57,547 I am lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! 12 00:00:57,615 --> 00:01:00,283 I demand extra dipping sauce! 13 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:01,217 How many? 14 00:01:01,285 --> 00:01:02,552 I don't know. Two? 15 00:01:05,556 --> 00:01:07,957 Welcome to Fishy Joe's. 16 00:01:08,025 --> 00:01:09,726 Today is Stroganoff Thursday. 17 00:01:09,794 --> 00:01:12,028 We are currently out of the following menu items. 18 00:01:12,096 --> 00:01:14,297 Stroganoff. 19 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,665 May I take your order? 20 00:01:15,733 --> 00:01:16,866 I'll have the Stroganoff. 21 00:01:16,934 --> 00:01:18,435 Okay. 22 00:01:18,502 --> 00:01:19,936 Yeah, uh, give me 23 00:01:20,004 --> 00:01:22,672 the fried spaghetti-dinner breakfast pocket for lunch, 24 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:25,842 and a big bucket of mixed sodas. 25 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,477 One kids' meal. Got it. 26 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,546 Huh. Buggalo tots? 27 00:01:29,613 --> 00:01:31,247 What exactly are those made out of? 28 00:01:31,315 --> 00:01:32,282 You got a warrant? 29 00:01:32,349 --> 00:01:33,616 I'll just have something 30 00:01:33,684 --> 00:01:35,051 from the lite menu. 31 00:01:35,119 --> 00:01:36,719 How about the gardener-lover's salad? 32 00:01:36,787 --> 00:01:38,521 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 33 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:40,957 Ugh! Just give me the fruit cup. 34 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:42,826 Okeydoke. 35 00:01:42,893 --> 00:01:44,694 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 36 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:50,600 Oh, God. 37 00:01:50,668 --> 00:01:53,470 Fruit is spelled f-r-o-o-t. 38 00:01:53,537 --> 00:01:55,939 And it's got quotation marks around it. 39 00:01:56,006 --> 00:01:57,574 Mmm. There's nothing wrong 40 00:01:57,641 --> 00:02:00,743 with a little fast food once or twice a meal. 41 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,380 Heart... at-tack. 42 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,854 I'm fine. 43 00:02:12,389 --> 00:02:14,824 Oh! I got a bone in my fruit! 44 00:02:14,892 --> 00:02:16,559 That's it. 45 00:02:16,627 --> 00:02:18,428 From now on, we're not eating anything 46 00:02:18,496 --> 00:02:20,964 unless we know what it is and where it's from. 47 00:02:21,031 --> 00:02:22,932 We're going to the local farmers market. 48 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,702 Aw, mom, do we have to? 49 00:02:44,522 --> 00:02:46,756 This is what I'm talking about. 50 00:02:46,824 --> 00:02:48,691 See all the dirt and earwigs? 51 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:50,693 That's the sign of healthy food. 52 00:02:50,761 --> 00:02:53,029 You think that's healthy, try this. 53 00:02:53,097 --> 00:02:56,299 I found it growing at the bottom of my hamper. 54 00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:00,703 Mmm, so fresh and musty. 55 00:03:00,771 --> 00:03:02,705 It's what I do. 56 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,344 Hello, tiny man. 57 00:03:08,412 --> 00:03:10,613 You want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup? 58 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,182 Sure. 59 00:03:15,252 --> 00:03:16,753 Mm. Ah! 60 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:18,655 That's the kind of sap I like. 61 00:03:18,722 --> 00:03:21,424 You the kind of sap I like. 62 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,626 I'm scare-roused. 63 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,363 Zuban tobacco?! 64 00:03:27,431 --> 00:03:29,465 The richest, most obnoxious kind! 65 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:32,502 Listen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke, 66 00:03:32,570 --> 00:03:34,504 one that's equally good in a crowded elevator 67 00:03:34,572 --> 00:03:35,972 or an audience with the pope. 68 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,274 Forget the pope, my friend. 69 00:03:38,342 --> 00:03:40,343 Smoke one of these, 70 00:03:40,411 --> 00:03:43,880 and God himself will ask to be seated far away from you. 71 00:03:43,948 --> 00:03:45,448 Ooh! 72 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,383 Heirloom eggs? 73 00:03:47,451 --> 00:03:49,352 That's so life-affirming. 74 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:51,054 I'll bet you run your own hatchery, 75 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:54,724 just you and your wife... Matilda. 76 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,794 No, ma'am. Matilda and I gather them eggs in the forest. 77 00:03:57,861 --> 00:04:00,563 And Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife. 78 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,232 You're a lucky man. 79 00:04:02,299 --> 00:04:04,467 But are they way more expensive than regular eggs? 80 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,401 Way more. 81 00:04:05,469 --> 00:04:07,670 Ooh! I'll take a dozen. 82 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,613 What? 83 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,381 You're not my breakfast friends. 84 00:04:18,449 --> 00:04:20,483 What are you doing here? 85 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:23,987 Leela blackmailed us all into eating healthy, organic food. 86 00:04:24,054 --> 00:04:26,689 Blackmail? What does she have on you? 87 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:28,925 As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, 88 00:04:28,993 --> 00:04:30,493 you'll never find out. 89 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,462 They're not filthy. 90 00:04:32,529 --> 00:04:35,431 They're wholesome, fertile and fresh from the forest floor. 91 00:04:35,499 --> 00:04:37,367 There's some filth. 92 00:04:37,434 --> 00:04:39,769 "Fertile"? What does that mean? 93 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:42,438 It means it will hatch into a tiny, little, 94 00:04:42,506 --> 00:04:45,475 infant creature unless we cook it first. 95 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,944 Hey, Leela, hurry up with those scrambled infants. 96 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:50,280 What?! That's horrifying! 97 00:04:50,347 --> 00:04:52,548 Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster. 98 00:04:52,616 --> 00:04:54,884 What are you, my driver's license? 99 00:04:54,952 --> 00:04:57,987 Eating a sweet innocent chick before it's even hatched? 100 00:04:58,055 --> 00:05:00,290 Oh, no, you won'tn't! 101 00:05:00,357 --> 00:05:02,392 I refuse to eat an unborn animal. 102 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:05,428 I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure 103 00:05:05,496 --> 00:05:07,864 until it hatches out into the world. 104 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:09,732 And then I'm going to eat it. 105 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,101 ♪ ♪ 106 00:05:49,473 --> 00:05:51,374 Should we turn on the TV? 107 00:05:51,442 --> 00:05:54,344 Nah. 108 00:05:57,481 --> 00:05:59,749 Bender, do you mind? I'm roosting. 109 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:02,485 I'm considering buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds. 110 00:06:02,553 --> 00:06:05,655 How do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar? 111 00:06:05,723 --> 00:06:07,724 Think of the unborn embryo. 112 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:09,425 That's what I'm gonna call the yacht. 113 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:14,864 Hey! 114 00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:18,768 Leggo my eggo, crabbo! 115 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,437 Stop it, Fry. That's sexual harassment. 116 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:24,607 Yeah, come down off your round, white pulpit. 117 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,709 You're just going to eat that thing anyway. 118 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,978 I was, but you can't sit on something 119 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:31,514 for a week without falling in love with it. 120 00:06:31,582 --> 00:06:34,350 Whoever's in here deserves a chance at life. 121 00:06:34,418 --> 00:06:37,387 A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man, 122 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:39,288 like I did as a baby. 123 00:06:39,356 --> 00:06:41,391 And so I make this solemn vow. 124 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:44,327 To do everything I can to make sure 125 00:06:44,395 --> 00:06:46,829 this wonderful, innocent creature 126 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,499 enters this world happy, healthy, and... 127 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:52,829 All yours, Zoidberg. 128 00:06:58,442 --> 00:06:59,909 Aw, look at the cute little... 129 00:06:59,977 --> 00:07:02,779 Aah! 130 00:07:02,846 --> 00:07:06,272 I was gonna go yachting in those feet! 131 00:07:16,071 --> 00:07:17,672 Relax, you babies. 132 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,841 It's no different from stomping a puppy. 133 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,911 Everyone, stop! He's not going to hurt you. 134 00:07:23,979 --> 00:07:26,581 I'm standing in a pool of my own feet. 135 00:07:26,648 --> 00:07:29,350 Bender's right. Kill it before someone names it! 136 00:07:29,418 --> 00:07:32,420 No! Mr. Peppy just wants to be our friend. 137 00:07:32,488 --> 00:07:35,056 Oy. Look, I know he's ugly, and kind of corrosive, 138 00:07:35,124 --> 00:07:36,824 but we can't murder someone 139 00:07:36,892 --> 00:07:38,893 just 'cause he's hideous and annoying. 140 00:07:38,961 --> 00:07:40,428 That's what we said about Zoidberg, 141 00:07:40,496 --> 00:07:41,763 and look where that got us. 142 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:43,598 Amy has a point. 143 00:07:43,665 --> 00:07:44,999 Mr. Peppy's not like Zoidberg. 144 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,701 He's my friend. 145 00:07:46,769 --> 00:07:49,337 Aw... 146 00:07:49,404 --> 00:07:51,506 ♪ ♪ 147 00:08:16,765 --> 00:08:20,301 ♪ ♪ 148 00:08:23,038 --> 00:08:26,374 Where to, adulterers? 149 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,811 Calculon?! Then it wasn't your body 150 00:08:29,878 --> 00:08:32,480 they found in the harbor after the bomb went off. 151 00:08:32,548 --> 00:08:33,781 What bomb? 152 00:08:35,684 --> 00:08:38,986 It takes more than that to surprise me... Bender. 153 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,624 What you doing, little buddy? 154 00:08:43,692 --> 00:08:45,726 Uh, yeah, Uncle Bender-- he's your friend. 155 00:08:50,032 --> 00:08:51,866 Huh? 156 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:54,268 Oh, you want to play fetch. 157 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:58,372 Come on, boy, get the ball. 158 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:03,377 Dumb jerk. 159 00:09:03,445 --> 00:09:04,846 Come on, get the ball. 160 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:11,652 Sweet freak of Mozambique, that thing's colossal! 161 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,688 It's gonna kill us all. 162 00:09:13,755 --> 00:09:15,356 It's so huge. 163 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,325 How big does one of those things get? 164 00:09:17,392 --> 00:09:19,760 Well, that depends on what one of those things is. 165 00:09:19,828 --> 00:09:22,029 That seems like a fact worth knowing. 166 00:09:22,097 --> 00:09:25,499 Good startling news, everyone. 167 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:27,535 I found a description of the creature 168 00:09:27,603 --> 00:09:29,403 in this medieval monster manual. 169 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:36,577 Just as I feared. 170 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,613 Attack-type J. 171 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,915 No! No! 172 00:09:40,983 --> 00:09:44,619 Yes! It kills its prey by sucking out the skeleton, 173 00:09:44,686 --> 00:09:47,455 leaving nothing but a puddle of flesh. 174 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:48,956 Ew! 175 00:09:49,024 --> 00:09:51,959 Hence, the Latin name Bonus Vampirus, 176 00:09:52,027 --> 00:09:56,797 or as you non-catholics would say, the Bone Vampire. 177 00:09:56,865 --> 00:09:59,934 Dios mio. 178 00:10:00,002 --> 00:10:01,602 That's ridiculous! 179 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,437 Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones. 180 00:10:03,505 --> 00:10:06,707 I raised him on a simple diet of brussels sprouts and mixed soda. 181 00:10:08,977 --> 00:10:10,678 At least there's only one of them. 182 00:10:10,746 --> 00:10:12,613 The good news is, they can't start breeding. 183 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:17,118 The bad news, everyone, is, the beast reproduces asexually. 184 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:20,855 A single bone vampire, left alone with some quiet music 185 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:23,424 and some bone vampire porn, 186 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,826 could produce dozens of deadly offspring. 187 00:10:25,894 --> 00:10:27,295 That lucky bastard. 188 00:10:27,362 --> 00:10:28,629 I say kill it! 189 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,698 But it loves me, and I love it! 190 00:10:30,766 --> 00:10:32,033 Kill them both! 191 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,834 Killing them seems like a hassle. 192 00:10:33,902 --> 00:10:36,404 Can't we just set it free to live with its own kind? 193 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:39,073 Poor, ignorant Leela. 194 00:10:39,141 --> 00:10:42,576 The bone vampire is now extinct on its home planet. 195 00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:44,412 That's perfect. 196 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:48,082 We can reintroduce it to the wild and repopulate the species. 197 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:50,785 Yeah, let's do those Leela things. 198 00:11:01,663 --> 00:11:05,566 Well, buddy, how do you like your new home? 199 00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:09,437 See, he's happy already. 200 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,439 That thing doesn't have emotions, Fry. 201 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:13,574 Its brain is the size of a walnut. 202 00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:16,410 So are walnuts, and they're delicious. 203 00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:24,051 I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy, but you'll be happier here. 204 00:11:24,119 --> 00:11:27,021 So go on, go. 205 00:11:27,089 --> 00:11:29,890 G-good-bye, Mr. Peppy. 206 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:32,660 Come on, man, don't do this. 207 00:11:32,728 --> 00:11:34,662 Go on now. 208 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,898 I mean it, don't make this any harder than it has to be. 209 00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,633 It's time to let go. 210 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,435 Ow! 211 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:46,273 Thanks, Leela, he just needed a little extra push. 212 00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:55,649 Come on, Fry, let's go home and 213 00:11:55,717 --> 00:11:58,719 Hold up, there's alcohol around here somewhere. 214 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:01,455 My tanqueraydar is going crazy. 215 00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:03,858 Aha! 216 00:12:03,925 --> 00:12:06,027 Thought you could get away from me, huh? 217 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:08,996 You lose again, you stupid intoxicant. 218 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,238 ♪ ♪ 219 00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:25,012 We're not from around here. 220 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,781 Hello. 221 00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:30,117 Airwhilka maur fleegle bingo drooper snrk! 222 00:12:30,185 --> 00:12:32,553 Excuse me, but we're guests on your planet. 223 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,921 Speak English! 224 00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:35,423 Behave yourselves, gents. 225 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:38,559 Offworlders best be welcome here, 226 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,295 especially if we're trying to get the Olympics. 227 00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,567 May I buy you a drink? 228 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,537 We don't get a lot of pretty faces around here. 229 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,573 Uh, sure, but I'm driving. 230 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,842 I'll just have the smallest whiskey you've got. 231 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:57,845 A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass. 232 00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,048 Thanks. I suppose I should know your name 233 00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:02,450 if I'm going to be drinking 234 00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:04,452 ten gallons of alcohol with you. 235 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:05,619 Maczongo. 236 00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:07,321 Angus Maczongo. 237 00:13:07,389 --> 00:13:09,523 Major Angus Maczongo. 238 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:13,394 Handsome Major Angus Maczongo, Esquire. 239 00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:16,497 Ooh, handsome and Esquire. 240 00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:17,765 I'm Turanga Leela. 241 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:21,102 My crew and I are from Earth. 242 00:13:21,169 --> 00:13:23,971 So what brings you folks here to Doohan 6? 243 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:26,607 We just released an endangered animal back into the wild-- 244 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,342 a bone vampire. 245 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,482 No need to thank us. 246 00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:37,051 Your shocked stares of gratitude say it all. 247 00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:40,821 Dear God, you brought back the bone vampire?! 248 00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,289 The damned things wreaked bloody havoc 249 00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:44,592 on our livestock for centuries. 250 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,827 Aye, until Maczongo here shot 'em all 251 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,696 into extinction, he did. 252 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:52,099 Now we've got more livestock than we can slaughter. 253 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:55,836 Oh, aye, 'tis a Bonnie time to be an ignorant villager. 254 00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:59,540 We kinna have no murdering bone vampires back here. 255 00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:01,775 Kill it afore it puts a bun in its own oven 256 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,911 and repopulates the bleeding planet. 257 00:14:03,979 --> 00:14:05,880 No! Angus is right. 258 00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,715 I thought you were named Angus. 259 00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:09,350 We're all named Angus. 260 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,852 Please, Mr. Peppy won't attack your livestock. 261 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,955 He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it. 262 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:16,891 Poppycock. 263 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,826 Once he gets the smell of bones, there'll be no stopping him. 264 00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:22,863 Tonight, Mr. Peppy must die. 265 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:25,833 Angus, wait, my strictly platonic friend is right. 266 00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:28,636 At least wait a few days before you decide to kill it. 267 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,771 The last time I hesitated, 268 00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:33,274 a bone vampire snicked out me left shin. 269 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:37,912 Please, just a few days. 270 00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:40,047 Well, 'twould give us a chance 271 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:41,615 to get to know each other. 272 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:45,819 The beast lives... for now. 273 00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:47,421 Thank you, Angus. 274 00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:48,789 You're welcome! 275 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,433 I don't trust that Maczongo. 276 00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,402 Maybe I should go keep an eye on Mr. Peppy. 277 00:15:01,469 --> 00:15:03,270 Don't worry about Maczongo. 278 00:15:03,338 --> 00:15:04,939 He and I are having brunch tomorrow. 279 00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:07,308 I'm thinking of wearing this. 280 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,410 It's nice, but there's still something 281 00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:11,345 I don't like about that guy. 282 00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,681 My dad always said you could tell a lot about a man 283 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,317 by the rigidity of his shins. 284 00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:25,693 What is it? 285 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,801 Lang a muir a Gryffindor- Slytherin hufflepuff! 286 00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:36,003 It killed little Angus! 287 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,505 They're all dead, and their bones are gone. 288 00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:41,609 This was no accident. 289 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:44,612 Still think your Mr. Peppy is harmless, Fry? 290 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,313 He wouldn't do this in our sleep. 291 00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:48,782 He would not, could not to a sheep. 292 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:49,950 The deal is off. 293 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,719 The beast must die. 294 00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:59,393 Ooh, pimpy. 295 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,098 What are we supposed to do, 296 00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:06,400 just sit here and wait for Mr. Peppy to be killed? 297 00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:08,676 Sounds like a plan. 298 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:12,266 Guess I'll pass the time by lighting up an El Jerko. 299 00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,317 Okay, that's it. 300 00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:25,152 I need some air. 301 00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:32,617 Who's there? 302 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,496 Hermes, is this one of your zany practical jokes? 303 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,449 Leela, are you okay? 304 00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,284 Did you drink too many aquaria? 305 00:16:51,352 --> 00:16:53,596 Look, the bone vampire. 306 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,492 Mr. Peppy attacked me. 307 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,027 Quick, count my bones. 308 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,962 There should be 205. 309 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,503 Okay, that's better. 310 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,172 Keep 'em coming. 311 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,540 I'm sorry, Fry, 312 00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:16,609 but no vegetarian could have done this. 313 00:17:16,677 --> 00:17:21,548 I know, and as much as I love Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more. 314 00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:24,084 He has to be... ...Put down. 315 00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,618 Aw, don't feel bad. 316 00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:28,555 Major Maczongo is an experienced hunter. 317 00:17:28,622 --> 00:17:32,092 He'll blow Mr. Peppy's head off as painlessly as possible. 318 00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,760 No, not Maczongo. 319 00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:37,530 If anyone is going to kill Mr. Peppy, it should be me. 320 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,632 Fry, I know you're upset right now, 321 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,268 but I hope you'll consider donating 322 00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:44,404 the body to science dinner. 323 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,510 Here, Mr. Peppy. 324 00:17:50,578 --> 00:17:53,046 Mmm, lovely bones. 325 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,447 We've been walking for hours. 326 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,583 I hope we can find our way back. 327 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:59,052 Don't worry, I left a trail of bread crumbs. 328 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,056 And I left a trail of cigars. 329 00:18:05,259 --> 00:18:06,626 You don't have to do this, Fry. 330 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,329 Mr. Peppy just gave me a little love concussion. 331 00:18:09,396 --> 00:18:11,564 Thanks, Leela, but I have no choice. 332 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,534 I can't let my monstrous deboner get anywhere near you. 333 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:16,002 There it is! 334 00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:20,306 Well, this is it. 335 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,075 You guys wait here. 336 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,945 This is going to kill him more than it does me. 337 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,549 Good-bye, boy. 338 00:18:29,617 --> 00:18:31,518 I'll think of you whenever I sit on something round. 339 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,995 What's happening? Did you kill it? 340 00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:44,297 The bloody idiot bloody shot me. 341 00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:45,932 I'm all bloody bloody! 342 00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:48,535 Mr. Peppy, 343 00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:50,236 bullets make you talk? 344 00:18:50,304 --> 00:18:52,405 That's not Mr. Peppy. 345 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,277 Jinkies, he Scooby-Dooed us. 346 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,979 Why, Major Maczongo, why? 347 00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:03,983 Oh, it's been 30 years since last I killed a bone vampire. 348 00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,753 The villagers dinna idolize me like they used to. 349 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:09,055 You seemed pretty popular at the pub. 350 00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:11,391 I work there as a greeter. 351 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,993 Your beast was my chance to be a hero again, 352 00:19:14,061 --> 00:19:15,995 but the damn thing was a vegetarian, 353 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,964 so I slaughtered the sheep myself. 354 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,699 But why did you attack me? 355 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,100 So I could impress you 356 00:19:21,168 --> 00:19:22,635 by seeking revenge on the creature. 357 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,071 Us greeters don't get a lot of action. 358 00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:27,540 On paper it seemed like a win-win situation. 359 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:30,076 Do you realize what this means, Fry? 360 00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:32,745 Your pet's not dangerous after all. 361 00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:36,115 I told you Mr. Peppy's a lover, not a fighter, 362 00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:39,018 like Dwayne "The Rock" "The Tooth Fairy" Johnson. 363 00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:45,859 Hey, what's that bone-sucking sound? 364 00:19:48,128 --> 00:19:50,096 It's Mr. Peppy. 365 00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:51,764 I'd know him anywhere. 366 00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:54,033 Huh, so apparently Major Maczongo 367 00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:57,070 and Mr. Peppy were each doing about half the sheep-killing. 368 00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:04,143 Why, Mr. Peppy, why? 369 00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:05,345 Ooh, that tickles. 370 00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:10,149 Now I really do have to kill you. 371 00:20:10,217 --> 00:20:12,585 Wait, 372 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:13,753 don't shoot. 373 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,488 The beast is a godsend. 374 00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:17,423 Like I said, we've more livestock 375 00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:19,225 than we can slaughter, 376 00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:21,661 but thanks to this ravenous bogle, 377 00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:23,363 that's nae more a problem. 378 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,764 Angus is right. 379 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,233 The cursed thing even debones 'em, 380 00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:30,703 which is perfect for today's fast-paced, lazy consumer. 381 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,127 Dersu uzala yojimbo, rashomon! 382 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:35,776 The beast must live! 383 00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:38,737 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 384 00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,146 You know what the best part is? 385 00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:42,148 From now on, whenever we're eating 386 00:20:42,216 --> 00:20:44,250 fresh, organic space-meat, 387 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:46,853 we'll know exactly where it comes from. 388 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,855 One bucket of 389 00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:52,358 double-fried, triple-salted, boneless sheep tots, please. 390 00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:54,060 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 391 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,095 All kinds. 392 00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:57,597 Eh, make it two, 393 00:20:58,587 --> 00:21:00,968 and a small whiskey. Large.