1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:01,460 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:01,626 --> 00:00:04,171 Vince, I'd love another shot at working together. 3 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:07,738 I would hack off my penis before would ever allow you 4 00:00:07,863 --> 00:00:09,572 to work with Carl Ertz again. 5 00:00:09,697 --> 00:00:11,511 We're taking avion to the next level. 6 00:00:11,677 --> 00:00:13,472 You no longer need to work. 7 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:16,183 Did Alex know? Is this why she's been dodging my calls? 8 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,942 - You want to do shots? - What do you usually do on dates? 9 00:00:19,067 --> 00:00:22,064 Bottom line is they're gonna fire you if you do this. 10 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,900 - What, are you gonna go against me, Drama? - I got you this job. 11 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,915 I'm feeling lonely and I didn't know who else to call. 12 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,030 - Did you take something today? - No. 13 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,653 - Are you high? - Yeah, I'm fucking high. 14 00:00:32,778 --> 00:00:35,327 Dice couldn't be convinced to be here, so it's the only move. 15 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,745 Oh! 16 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,538 Open the door. Seriously, come on. 17 00:00:38,704 --> 00:00:39,998 I can't leave you like this. 18 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:42,255 - Whoa! 19 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:44,711 - Oh my God. - Vince! 20 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,756 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 21 00:01:01,391 --> 00:01:03,438 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 22 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:05,437 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 23 00:01:05,562 --> 00:01:08,806 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 24 00:01:08,931 --> 00:01:11,008 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 25 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:13,577 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 26 00:01:13,702 --> 00:01:15,779 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 27 00:01:15,904 --> 00:01:19,047 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 28 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:24,808 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 29 00:01:30,756 --> 00:01:34,212 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 30 00:01:47,021 --> 00:01:50,064 ♪ yeah, oh yeah ♪ 31 00:01:50,189 --> 00:01:52,757 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 32 00:02:01,795 --> 00:02:03,704 I can't believe he killed himself. 33 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:05,205 I can't believe I saw brains. 34 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:07,674 And he wouldn't come out. I told him he was being selfish. 35 00:02:07,799 --> 00:02:09,475 That's the last thing he heard. 36 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,243 - You can't blame yourself, Vince. - Seriously, bro, 37 00:02:12,368 --> 00:02:15,145 - the guy was a mess. - Even more so now. 38 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:17,596 Hey, what do brains look like? 39 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,782 - Jesus. - What? I'm curious. 40 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:20,765 They're gross. 41 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,601 They're like mashed-up spaghetti and meatballs. 44 00:02:27,249 --> 00:02:28,321 Did it look real? 45 00:02:28,446 --> 00:02:29,399 Yeah, I thought it did. 46 00:02:29,565 --> 00:02:32,457 I'll now forever know what looks real and what don't. 47 00:02:32,582 --> 00:02:34,925 - I'll never get it out of my head. - Spaghetti and meatballs? 48 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:37,593 No, brains, Scott! Carl Ertz's fucking brains! 49 00:02:37,718 --> 00:02:39,728 - Guys, stop, please. - Seriously. Please. 50 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:42,363 Hey Vince, we're just about done here. 51 00:02:42,488 --> 00:02:43,731 Is there anything else we can do? 52 00:02:43,856 --> 00:02:45,598 Yeah, I'm gonna need you and your buddy to come down 53 00:02:45,723 --> 00:02:47,250 to the station and give an official statement. 54 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,492 Okay, no problem. 55 00:02:50,727 --> 00:02:52,839 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah yeah. 56 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:55,297 Okay. 57 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,429 You're not saying shit till you guys lawyer up. 58 00:02:59,595 --> 00:02:59,910 Relax. 59 00:03:00,035 --> 00:03:02,480 No, don't tell me to relax. You know what they're gonna do? 60 00:03:02,605 --> 00:03:04,081 They're gonna put you guys in separate rooms, 61 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:05,750 shine bright lights in your faces and see 62 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,952 - if your stories match up. - Our stories are gonna match up. 63 00:03:08,077 --> 00:03:10,120 - We've got nothing to hide. - Seriously, Johnny, we didn't do anything. 64 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:12,989 - The cops did find coke in there, Vince. - So? I didn't touch it. 65 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:14,790 - I was with him. He didn't touch it. - It doesn't matter. 66 00:03:14,915 --> 00:03:16,392 - You're on probation. - Lawyer up. 67 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:19,827 - I'm gonna call Jim Lefkowitz. - Go on, call Shauna too. 68 00:03:19,952 --> 00:03:21,117 Get out from this thing. 69 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:22,863 - Vince, look this way. - Too late for that. 70 00:03:22,988 --> 00:03:25,665 - "TMZ" is already out in front of it. - Great. 71 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,301 Precinct should be fun. 72 00:03:28,426 --> 00:03:31,895 - How's my hair look? - Look here, look here. 73 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,838 I have never kept my Berry off this long. 74 00:03:35,963 --> 00:03:38,677 - Not for anyone. - Aha, neither have I. 75 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,975 What? I bet I have more missed emails and voicemails 76 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,543 - than you do. - Really? 77 00:03:43,668 --> 00:03:46,880 - I run a studio, Ari. - I run a worldwide talent agency 78 00:03:47,005 --> 00:03:51,017 - with 645 employees. - Mmm. 79 00:03:51,142 --> 00:03:55,121 - Well, do you wanna bet? - Bet? What do you have to bet? 80 00:03:55,246 --> 00:03:58,624 Do you wanna double Vince's salary on "Air-Walker"? 81 00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:01,533 Lose the back end for Taylor Lautner on "Cave Dwellers." 82 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,928 - Can't do it. - It's a cameo. 83 00:04:04,053 --> 00:04:06,830 He's working for three days. He doesn't deserve back-end gross. 84 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,232 Let's just bet sex. 85 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:11,835 - Oh, what do I win? 86 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,036 Funny. 87 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:15,738 Okay. Um, 88 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:19,741 I have 132 emails and 16 voicemails. 89 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,477 I have 420 emails and my voicemail is full. 90 00:04:22,602 --> 00:04:25,307 - Come on. - It's a lot even for me. 91 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:28,447 - Well, you wanna start rolling calls? - Not really. 92 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,979 Maybe we just leave it off and we stay in bed the rest of the day. 93 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:34,019 - Aw, you would never do that. - Mm. 94 00:04:34,144 --> 00:04:35,887 Actually if I didn't have therapy, I swear I would. 95 00:04:36,012 --> 00:04:38,823 - You to therapy? - Yes, I do. You surprised? 96 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:42,059 - I'm shocked. - It's couples therapy, actually. 97 00:04:42,184 --> 00:04:44,061 Wow. 98 00:04:44,186 --> 00:04:47,496 Now I'm even more shocked. Why are you going to couples therapy? 99 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,632 When your marriage is in trouble, that's what you do. 100 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:53,902 Well, I think your marriage is long past trouble. 101 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:56,104 Yeah. 102 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:59,708 - Ah, it's okay. You can answer it. 103 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,510 - So can you. 104 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,245 Huh, thank you. 105 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,380 - Ahem. - Hello. 106 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:10,560 - What? - Holy shit! 107 00:05:17,011 --> 00:05:19,188 Out of my way, you parasites. Jesus Christ, move! 108 00:05:19,313 --> 00:05:21,190 Vincent, don't say a fucking word to anybody! 109 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:23,073 - Hi, Shauna. - How are you doing, baby? Okay? 110 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,828 - I'm okay. - I saw brains. 111 00:05:24,953 --> 00:05:25,829 Vinnie, how are you doing? 112 00:05:25,954 --> 00:05:27,431 Sorry I missed your call. I was in a meeting. 113 00:05:27,556 --> 00:05:29,466 - It's okay. I'm fine, Ari. - I saw brains. 114 00:05:29,591 --> 00:05:31,217 That's great. I'm guessing they weren't Drama's. 115 00:05:31,342 --> 00:05:32,300 Come on, let him through. 116 00:05:32,425 --> 00:05:33,098 He's not answering anything. 117 00:05:33,223 --> 00:05:34,172 Your lawyer's inside, Vince. 118 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:37,208 Come on, let's go. Get that fucking camera out of my face! 119 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:38,142 Prick! 120 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,811 Hey, it's me, yeah. I nee-- 121 00:05:40,936 --> 00:05:44,547 I need to push therapy to 12:15. Can you call me back when you can? 122 00:05:44,672 --> 00:05:46,615 - Therapy? - Yeah, couples therapy. 123 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:48,149 - I thought you were divorced. - Separated. 124 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:49,918 I thought she was seeing Bobby Flay. 125 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:51,686 - Who told you that? - Huh, everyone. 126 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:55,255 So you just be straightforward and honest and then we should be out of here soon. 127 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:56,723 - Hey, Ari. - Okay okay. 128 00:05:56,848 --> 00:05:59,427 Only issue is because there were drugs on the premises, 129 00:05:59,552 --> 00:06:01,496 I'm sure your P.O. is gonna want a drug test. 130 00:06:01,621 --> 00:06:03,164 - Drug test? - Yeah. 131 00:06:03,289 --> 00:06:05,066 That's okay. He didn't do any drugs. 132 00:06:05,191 --> 00:06:08,219 - That's good. And that's true? - I didn't touch anything in this house. 133 00:06:08,344 --> 00:06:10,874 Okay, good. Well, I'll let you know what the P.O. says as soon as I hear. 134 00:06:10,999 --> 00:06:12,455 Hey Jim, how long do you think it's gonna take? 135 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:14,540 - What, do you have to be somewhere, Ari? - Marriage therapy. 136 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:17,252 - Shut the fuck up, Shauna. - Ari, go. 137 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,942 - I'm fine. Seriously. - Are you sure? 138 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,809 - Yeah. Take care of your family. - Thanks, buddy. 139 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:22,477 - I'll call you after. - I'll call you. 140 00:06:22,602 --> 00:06:24,300 - Thanks. - Hey, guys, come with us. 141 00:06:24,466 --> 00:06:25,969 We're gonna try to get you out of here as fast as possible. 142 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,449 - You're not gonna separate them, right? - Why would I? 143 00:06:28,574 --> 00:06:32,485 Don'mind him. He's seen way too many episodes of "Law & Order." 144 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,811 Been on more than I've seen, actually. 145 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:37,190 - Jim, what do I do? - Just relax and tell the truth. 146 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:39,225 - You'll be all right. - Yeah. Don't throw up. 147 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:42,228 - Why would he throw up? - Guy's got a weak constitution. 148 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,279 If he has to relive the carnage, who knows? 149 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,833 - No, he's right. I might throw up. - I thought you guys were from the hood. 150 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,868 - His mother and auntie coddled him. 151 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:54,606 - All right, Turtle. Let's go. - You'll be all right, guys. Just relax. 152 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,966 - Coffee? - Sure. 153 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:06,481 - You okay? - Not really. 154 00:07:06,606 --> 00:07:07,916 Hey, you need to get some sleep. 155 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:09,618 I actually need to talk to you. 156 00:07:09,743 --> 00:07:11,153 - Okay. - Just give me a second. 157 00:07:11,278 --> 00:07:13,889 I'm trying to figure out how we're gonna have a conversation 158 00:07:14,014 --> 00:07:15,991 - without getting into a fight. - Ha, what conversation? 159 00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:17,380 Why would we have a fight? 160 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,928 Because you like to tell me what I've done wrong. 161 00:07:19,053 --> 00:07:20,596 - You don't like to fix things. - Really? 162 00:07:20,721 --> 00:07:22,688 You know what? Pull over here. 163 00:07:28,627 --> 00:07:31,284 You know what my first thought was when this was going on? 164 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:34,037 "Oh fuck, what's E gonna say?" 165 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,376 The guy shoots himself two feet from me 166 00:07:36,501 --> 00:07:38,945 and I'm thinking you're gonna tell me I shouldn't have been there. 167 00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:40,947 I mean, how fucked is that?! 168 00:07:41,072 --> 00:07:43,463 - You're like a nagging mom. - Yeah, maybe you need that. 169 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,784 - Say it. - Say what? 170 00:07:44,909 --> 00:07:47,686 - Say I told you so. - I didn't tell you anything. 171 00:07:47,811 --> 00:07:49,587 Because I didn't know you were fucking going there, 172 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:52,597 because you didn't fucking tell me. Now what the fuck are we talking about? 173 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,359 E, I need my friend right now, not a lecture. 174 00:07:55,484 --> 00:07:56,627 - Okay. - Promise? 175 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:59,020 - I promise. - I smoked a joint last week. 176 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:00,763 Jesus. 177 00:08:00,888 --> 00:08:04,333 I needed to do it. I've been in rehab and a lot of it was good, 178 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,835 but a lot of it was them telling me, "you're an addict 179 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,771 and you can never ever do this or that ever again." 180 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:13,007 And I know how this is gonna sound. 181 00:08:13,132 --> 00:08:15,161 I don't think I'm an addict. 182 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:17,579 And I needed to prove it to myself and I did. 183 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,981 I took a couple of puffs, none of you even knew about it 184 00:08:20,106 --> 00:08:21,783 and I haven't thought about it since. 185 00:08:21,908 --> 00:08:23,685 I don't think an addict can do that. 186 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:25,987 - Okay. - So now what? 187 00:08:26,112 --> 00:08:27,522 E, I can't take a drug test. 188 00:08:27,647 --> 00:08:29,890 I don't know what they'll do to me if I test positive. 189 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:31,659 Relax. We'll figure it out. 190 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:33,727 - Figure what out? - I don't know, all right? 191 00:08:33,852 --> 00:08:36,563 But I'm not gonna lecture you again. But from here on in, I need to know everything 192 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:39,332 that you're thinking and everything that you're doing or I'm gone. 193 00:08:39,457 --> 00:08:41,834 - Do you understand that? - Yes, I do. But what do we do? 194 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:44,607 - How much did you smoke? - Two puffs, nothing. 195 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:46,539 - Maybe it's out of your system. - How do we find out? 196 00:08:46,664 --> 00:08:49,608 We'll call the guys, pick up a couple of home tests and we'll go from there. 197 00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:52,568 Okay. Thanks. 198 00:08:58,573 --> 00:09:01,450 I think you need to keep your words simple and short, 199 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:05,003 express how you feel and don't let it escalate. 200 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:08,214 Well, my blood pressure is escalating every minute I sit here waiting. 201 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,560 But we could still talk about just you. 202 00:09:09,685 --> 00:09:12,896 - I don't want to talk about me. - I'm sorry. 203 00:09:13,021 --> 00:09:14,931 Got here as fast as I could. 204 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:18,333 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 205 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,926 What'd I miss? 206 00:09:24,029 --> 00:09:25,806 - What's wrong? - Oh, nothing. 207 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:27,307 What?! Someone tell me. 208 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,985 I think your wife should tell you. 209 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,476 Please tell me. 210 00:09:30,601 --> 00:09:33,378 How could you be 30 minutes late today?! 211 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:36,080 I'm not 30 minutes late. I'm four minutes late. 212 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:38,817 - I called you and told you to push it back. - I was already here 213 00:09:38,942 --> 00:09:40,886 - when you called. - Well, I-- I didn't know-- 214 00:09:41,011 --> 00:09:42,821 yeah, well, you also called me and told me to push it 215 00:09:42,946 --> 00:09:45,210 like I was your secretary and you wanted me to change a meeting. 216 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,235 I didn't mean to-- 217 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,359 How many times have you left me sitting here... 218 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:52,263 When it was important to me for us to be here? 219 00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:56,101 And now you want me to be here. That's what you asked for. 220 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:58,737 - Is that what you asked for? - I-it is. 221 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,440 But listen, do you know what happened to me today? 222 00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:04,043 Ari, I don't care what happened to you today. 223 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,145 Well, that's nice. Is that nice? 224 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:07,880 She's trying to express a feeling. 225 00:10:08,005 --> 00:10:10,850 That she doesn't care what happened to me today. 226 00:10:10,975 --> 00:10:14,321 We've been coming here for years and always something happens. 227 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:17,192 - I can explain this. - I don't want you to explain. 228 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,430 You see that, doc? Now that she's seeing someone, 229 00:10:20,555 --> 00:10:21,324 my life is unimportant. 230 00:10:21,449 --> 00:10:23,957 I didn't say that, but my life is equally important. 231 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,403 - Do you believe that? - Equally? 232 00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:29,462 Of course he doesn't believe that. I was never put first. 233 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,909 So Bobby Flay who has as many housewives as chili peppers 234 00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:34,979 - puts you first. Is that where we're at? - I'm not gonna go into this. 235 00:10:35,104 --> 00:10:37,782 You're in it. You're happy now 'cause you found someone new. 236 00:10:37,907 --> 00:10:40,553 And I guess now I'm happy 'cause I found someone new as well. 237 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:42,892 Really? You found someone new? 238 00:10:43,058 --> 00:10:45,144 - Is that shocking? - He's just saying that. 239 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:48,095 - Are you just saying that? - What? You think that I can't find someone? 240 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:50,430 - What is this, tit for tat? - What's good for the goose... 241 00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:51,777 Well, I don't believe you. 242 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,168 You don't believe that I can find someone else? 243 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:56,905 I think it's believable. I just don't believe you. 244 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,275 Well, why don't I send you some pictures so you can put it up 245 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,078 in one of Bobby Flay's restaurants? 246 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,663 Oh, now where are you going? 247 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,781 How many times has he left these sessions in the middle? 248 00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:08,048 Well, it is my turn now. 249 00:11:08,173 --> 00:11:11,541 So you're just gonna walk out on me?! 250 00:11:12,675 --> 00:11:14,884 Bill this one to her. 251 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:19,152 Okay, says here weed can stay in your system for up to 90 days 252 00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,087 and sometimes as little as five days. 253 00:11:21,212 --> 00:11:23,220 - Depending on what? - Every person is different. 254 00:11:23,345 --> 00:11:27,687 I can naturally secrete any substance from my body in 36 hours or less. 255 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,721 Ugh. Says who? 256 00:11:28,846 --> 00:11:30,356 - I did it in high school. - For what? 257 00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:31,923 I juiced for wrestling. 258 00:11:32,048 --> 00:11:34,823 - You were on the wrestling team? - No, I didn't make it, 259 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:37,030 but I loaded up for tryouts. 260 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,958 My piss turned purple. Is that good? 261 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,726 I tried one at the store. Mine turned purple too. 262 00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:43,194 - Not good. - No, not good. 263 00:11:43,319 --> 00:11:47,598 - So now what? - I got vinegar, distilled water and niacin. 264 00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:50,133 - For what? - We gotta flush out your system. 265 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:53,403 You drink three or four of these, they'll barely be able to find blood in you. 266 00:11:53,528 --> 00:11:56,905 - He's gonna drink vinegar? - Yeah, we're all gonna do it for solidarity. 267 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,801 Whatever we've gotta do, Vin. 268 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,608 I'm new to the team, so maybe I'll just sip it. 269 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,443 - Pussy. - What's this? 270 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:05,078 It's THC-removing hair cleanser. 271 00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:07,747 - In case they do a hair test. - I got you razors too. 272 00:12:07,872 --> 00:12:10,083 I think you should shave your head and body even after you use the wash. 273 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,019 Shave my body? Do you really think this is necessary? 274 00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:13,887 No, listen, the key to this thing 275 00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:15,923 is getting this drug test pushed back as far as possible. 276 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,391 I don't think there's anything we can do about that. 277 00:12:17,516 --> 00:12:19,127 We have to try 'cause every day it's more likely 278 00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:20,829 - to be out of his system. - All right, 279 00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:22,797 - I'll make a call. - I'm so fucked. 280 00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:24,660 No, Vin. Come on, drink this shit. 281 00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:26,568 - It could work. - Seriously? 282 00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:28,636 It has worked, all right? We'll all do it together. 283 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:29,791 - Let's do it. - Fine. 284 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,627 All right. 285 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,641 - Hmm, 286 00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:38,177 - I kind of like it. - I can't do it. 287 00:12:38,302 --> 00:12:40,779 No no, come on, bro. We have no choice. 288 00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:43,713 We drink one of these an hour for however long we get. 289 00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,581 We get a few days, we might have a real good chance. 290 00:12:45,706 --> 00:12:48,950 - All right, spoke to Lefkowitz. - What'd he say? 291 00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:51,052 - 7:00. - In the morning? 292 00:12:51,177 --> 00:12:52,587 - Tonight. - What?! 293 00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:55,890 Wow wow, I'm so fucked. 294 00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:58,992 No, come on! Let's drink like 100 of these. 295 00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:01,995 - You'll piss pure vinegar. - Johnny, let it go. Forget it! 296 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,931 - I have four hours. - We gotta do something, Vin. 297 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:08,200 - Take a drive. - Do you want me to come with you? 298 00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:10,369 - No. I'm good. - What about the press? 299 00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:11,727 Fuck 'em. 300 00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:16,373 - Was Carl Ertz depressed? 301 00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:19,309 - Yo, Billy, where you at? - I'm at home. Are you okay? 302 00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:21,044 No. I need you. It's important. 303 00:13:21,169 --> 00:13:24,104 - I see you in 10. - Okay. 304 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,087 Um, excuse me. 305 00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:33,122 You wanna take me out for dinner? 306 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,290 - Is that strange? - Unexpected. 307 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,725 - Guess therapy didn't go very well. - No. 308 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,094 - Okay. - I'll pick you up at 7:00. 309 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,662 Maybe I should take my own car. 310 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,331 We're going home together either way. So it's up to you. 311 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:46,833 Um, 312 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,702 on a business note, 313 00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:53,572 you know, the news says that Vince is gonna have to take a drug test. 314 00:13:53,697 --> 00:13:55,574 - Don't worry about that. - If he fails, 315 00:13:55,699 --> 00:13:58,276 - we have a big problem, Ari. - He's not gonna fail. 316 00:13:58,401 --> 00:14:00,744 Why don't you just worry about what you're gonna wear tonight 317 00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,445 - and I'll worry about Vince? - Okay. 318 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:03,846 Okay. I'll see you tonight. 319 00:14:03,971 --> 00:14:05,947 Bye. 320 00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:08,683 Okay. Honey, just two seconds, please. 321 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,886 Here's what's gonna happen, all right? 322 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:13,821 They're gonna call your name, you're gonna get up, 323 00:14:13,946 --> 00:14:16,256 while 50 waiting degenerates whisper, "it's Vince Chase." 324 00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:18,592 An officer is gonna escort you into the bathroom 325 00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:21,402 and hand you a sealed cup and watch you open it and piss into it. 326 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,961 How closely is he gonna watch? 327 00:14:23,236 --> 00:14:24,929 Close enough to identify a freckle on your cock. 328 00:14:25,054 --> 00:14:28,498 Really? And you think you guys' thing can fool him? 329 00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:29,798 I know it can. I've done it. 330 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:31,871 I fooled a girlfriend of mine with it for a week. 331 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,967 Seriously. 332 00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:35,735 I mean, are there any other options? 333 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,710 With three hours to go? No, none. 334 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,704 Fuck it. Let's do it. 335 00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:44,839 I don't feel right about this though, Vince. 336 00:14:44,964 --> 00:14:46,907 - You did it for you and not me? - You're not me, 337 00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:49,009 - you're Vince Chase. - Billy, as long as it works. 338 00:14:49,134 --> 00:14:53,017 Of course it will work, so long as you don't panic. 339 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,346 - I don't panic. - Or freeze. 340 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:57,013 I don't freeze. I don't panic. 341 00:14:57,138 --> 00:14:58,814 Then it will work. But if we're gonna do it, 342 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,584 we've gotta go now 'cause it may take at least an hour to install. 343 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,319 Install? 344 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,821 Ari, you're so full of it. I asked you where this was going 345 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:09,591 and you said you still had things to do with your life. 346 00:15:09,716 --> 00:15:11,660 I wish that I could be so coldhearted and cool, 347 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,121 but it was you in fact that chose your career. 348 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,234 Oh, maybe in your memory. 349 00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:19,304 You just don't wanna face the fact that you passed up this good thing. 350 00:15:19,429 --> 00:15:22,312 Listen, you did pretty well with your life, all right? 351 00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:24,946 Mm, yeah, except I'm 40 and single. 352 00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:27,250 You got the career and the whole perfect family. 353 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,552 Had the perfect family. 354 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:32,139 Ah, the choices that we make. 355 00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:33,160 - Yeah. - Ari. 356 00:15:33,285 --> 00:15:36,330 Look at this, the world-famous chef Bobby Flay. 357 00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:37,932 - Hello, Dana. - How are you, Bobby? 358 00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:40,769 - I'm good. - I didn't know that you two knew each other. 359 00:15:40,894 --> 00:15:43,438 - You didn't use to date, did you? - Ari, what are you doing here? 360 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:44,580 I don't know what you mean. 361 00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,640 I'm on a date and I'm at my favorite restaurant. 362 00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:49,410 - Wow, what's the problem? - He'll have to explain that to you. 363 00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:50,977 Bobby, why don't you go back to hiding in your kitchen 364 00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:52,445 before I shove a shiitake mushroom up your ass? 365 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,147 - Hm, really? - Yeah. 366 00:15:54,272 --> 00:15:56,449 We'd go outside if I didn't think that was sort of wrong. 367 00:15:56,574 --> 00:15:59,185 - Sort of? - Asshole. 368 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:02,922 - What the fuck is going on? - Nothing. I'm just thinking about the veal. 369 00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:07,183 It's an overpriced fucking soft meat. Huh? 370 00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,362 - Are you okay? 371 00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:12,498 - It itches. - You'll have it off in an hour. 372 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,566 I just hope I don't scratch it so much someone sees. 373 00:16:14,691 --> 00:16:17,434 Well, it's not real, so scratching is not gonna help your problem. 374 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,693 I understand. 375 00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,974 - You're panicking, Vince. - No, I'm not. 376 00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,910 - You're freezing. - Shut up, Billy. I'm not. 377 00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:30,379 - You ever see "Midnight Express"? - Yeah. 378 00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:32,280 He panicked. He froze. 379 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,482 I know. I'm not. 380 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,884 - Do you remember what happened to him? - Yeah. 381 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,819 Don't panic, Vince. Don't freeze. 382 00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:42,293 I'm not. I won't. 383 00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:44,592 - Yo yo. - Yo. 384 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:46,027 What are you guys doing here? 385 00:16:46,152 --> 00:16:47,662 We came for support, bro. 386 00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:49,730 I don't need support to take a piss. 387 00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:52,166 Yeah, we were all worried. Are you all right? 388 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,334 - Yeah, do I look all right? - I guess. 389 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:57,537 - Real confidence booster you are, Eric. - Hey, good luck, Vince. 390 00:16:57,662 --> 00:17:01,097 Uh, I need to talk to E for a second. 391 00:17:07,503 --> 00:17:09,146 - You nervous? - Yep. 392 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:12,016 - It's gonna be okay, Vince. - You think? 393 00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:15,151 - E, I told you I'd tell you everything, 394 00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:17,787 - so I'm telling you. - What? 395 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,373 - No lectures. - Lectures are done, Vince. 396 00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:24,759 I'm wearing a fake cock. 397 00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:27,627 - What? - A fake cock. 398 00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:29,895 - Are you fucking with me? - No, I'm not fucking with you, 399 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,830 but I'm freaking the fuck out. 400 00:17:31,955 --> 00:17:33,665 Billy gave it to me. Do you wanna see it? 401 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,567 No, I don't wanna see it. 402 00:17:35,692 --> 00:17:37,336 It's got clean piss in it. 403 00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:40,038 Are you out of your fucking mind?! 404 00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:41,973 This isn't a lecture, this is a request-- 405 00:17:42,098 --> 00:17:43,841 put that fucking thing away! 406 00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:45,943 E, I will fail this test 407 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,577 and I don't know what they're gonna do to me. 408 00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:49,278 I don't know what they're gonna do with you either, right? 409 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,013 It's gonna be nothing compared to what happens 410 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,781 - if you get caught with that thing. - I won't get caught. 411 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,383 - And what if you do? - You never make this shit easy. 412 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,918 Look, it's either gonna show up or it's not. 413 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,120 Okay? It's weed! The judge is cool, 414 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,288 but no judge is gonna be cool with that. 415 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:05,324 Things always work out for us, Vince. We will get through this 416 00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:08,059 and it will work out. I guarantee it! 417 00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:11,632 But you cannot walk in there with that or you'll be throwing your whole life away. 418 00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:23,003 - How could you fucking use me like that? - Dana, I was not using you. 419 00:18:23,128 --> 00:18:24,087 I just thought-- 420 00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:25,805 Oh, that what? You should bring me to the place 421 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,809 - that the guy who's fucking your wife owns? - He has good food. 422 00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:30,610 Ari, I knew when you called me last night 423 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,480 I shouldn't get into this with you again. We were into it once before. 424 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,149 Yeah, and we had a good thing once. 425 00:18:35,274 --> 00:18:37,050 I actually remember it that way, okay? 426 00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:38,686 I never remember feeling bad about it, 427 00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:40,355 - but tonight I really do. - Look, I'm sorry. 428 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,025 What? Look, don't be, okay? 429 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:45,094 We deal with each other on a daily basis. 430 00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:47,463 - Just please forget this ever happened. - Look, Dana-- 431 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,628 goodbye, Ari! 432 00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:53,502 Hello. 433 00:18:53,627 --> 00:18:56,438 - What the fuck are you thinking?! - What's the problem? 434 00:18:56,563 --> 00:18:59,308 What, you think that Bobby wouldn't tell me that you were there on a date? 435 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,410 Well, I guess the bro code's out the window when you're fucking someone's wife. 436 00:19:02,535 --> 00:19:05,214 I'm really hurt and, quite frankly, embarrassed! 437 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:08,050 - How do you think I felt? - Anyone else, Ari. 438 00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:09,918 I mean, even if you insist on throwing it in my face, 439 00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:12,921 - I could deal with anyone else. - What do you mean? 440 00:19:13,046 --> 00:19:15,591 - I always knew you were fucking Ana Gordon. - That's not true. 441 00:19:15,716 --> 00:19:18,460 - Not since 1992. - What? The year that I moved out here? 442 00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:21,196 I have never cheated on you, 443 00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:23,198 but it's nice to know that you still care. 444 00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:25,581 However you wanna look at it, Ari. 445 00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:31,973 - I can't take the stress. - Ah, you can't? 446 00:19:32,098 --> 00:19:33,575 - What about Vinnie? - No, I'm fine. 447 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,544 - Ah, yeah? - What happens happens. 448 00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:38,677 - We will overcome. - We're survivors, Vince. 449 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:40,262 I think you're gonna pass, Vin. 450 00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,216 Oh, now you're being positive? You said he had no chance. 451 00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:45,119 I read my horoscope. And it said good things were gonna happen for me. 452 00:19:45,244 --> 00:19:47,322 That's good, jerkoff. Maybe you should've read his. 453 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,524 You don't lock doors around here? I could be robbing the place. 454 00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:53,567 - Ari, you didn't have to come to this. - I got nowhere else to be. 455 00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:56,398 Are you all right, Ari? 456 00:19:56,523 --> 00:20:00,302 Listen, we had a little problem. Vince may fail his drug test. 457 00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:03,072 - No. Blow? - Weed. 458 00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:05,575 Jesus fucking Christ, Vinnie! 459 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,445 Even if he does, Lefkowitz has dealt with this judge a lot. 460 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,214 He doesn't think he'll get more than a 10-day sentee. 461 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,117 - We'll lose "Air-Walker." - Well, you can talk to Dana Gordon 462 00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:14,886 about that, right? 463 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:15,921 - I-- - Lefkowitz right here. 464 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,323 I want it. Here we go. 465 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:21,804 Hey, Jim. Yeah. 466 00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:26,227 Yeah yeah. 467 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,027 Yeah, okay. 468 00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:30,560 I appreciate it. 469 00:20:30,685 --> 00:20:32,028 I'm all good. 470 00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:34,364 - Unbelievable. 471 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,132 - That is amazing. - Beyond amazing! 472 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:38,767 God, the court system is so beautifully fucked up. 473 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:41,369 I mean, they must've switched your shit with somebody else's. 474 00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:44,505 Some other poor sap will probably get the electric chair. 475 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,641 - Yeah, some people are just blessed, huh? - I used to be blessed. 476 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:51,243 This chapter is now over. It's time to get back on top. 477 00:20:51,368 --> 00:20:53,144 - Johnny's movie, Ari? - I'm on it. 478 00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:54,379 - "Air-Walker"? - March. 479 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,181 - My focus is back. - I can't believe you passed! 480 00:20:57,306 --> 00:21:00,884 - Yeah, I can't believe it either. - Yeah, well, 481 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,430 - you know. - You didn't take it off, did you? 482 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,094 - You pissed? - Pissed about what? 483 00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:13,463 - Honestly? - Yeah, I suppose. 484 00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:16,650 - What are you guys talking about? - Yeah, it's rude not to share. 485 00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:18,769 Look, I would've never agreed, but-- 486 00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:21,771 - yeah? - You sick fuck, you know what would happen 487 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,372 if you would've gotten caught?! 488 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:25,207 - Caught? What? - I don't wanna know. 489 00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:27,876 - I do, I do. - Me too. What the hell is going on? 490 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:29,844 - Uh, I'll let you guys figure. - No! 491 00:21:29,969 --> 00:21:31,446 - Scared? 492 00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:36,683 Hello?! Hello?! 493 00:21:36,808 --> 00:21:38,118 Ha-ho! 494 00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:39,371 Ha-ha-ha... 495 00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:41,329 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com