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Previously on Awkward...
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I'm not gonna hook up with Matty again
until we DTR.
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- What are you talking about?
- Define the relationship.
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Thanks again for ditching
out of the party with me.
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It was the best part of the night.
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Jenna, I like you.
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I'm just not sure I'm ready
to be in a relationship.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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In high school,
perception's everything.
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And being dropped off by a parent
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is like owning a rolling backpack
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or kissing your grandparent
on the mouth.
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Unsavory.
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In an environment where
everyone was playing the role
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of judge and jury,
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the only way to survive was to assert
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some kind of independence.
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All right, all right, all right.
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I'm getting out.
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You need to blend,
and then change that shirt.
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People are gonna think that
we can't afford nice things.
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Here.
And it's backless,
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so you don't even have to wear a bra.
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Nice. That'll be
interesting in gym
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when I have to run the mile.
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Jenna, it would not kill you
to take a risk.
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Be bold once in a while.
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My mother's perception
of being bold
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was free-boobin'.
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I'd had enough.
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If you're not into the shirt,
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at least take these so you look hip.
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They're fake.
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And they'll help you hide
your big unibrow.
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I wanted an excuse
to walk in together.
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But what I really needed
was an excuse to talk.
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Matty said he wasn't ready to be
in a relationship with anyone.
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But maybe he just didn't want
to be in a relationship with me.
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And why would he?
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I was the suicide girl.
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So the front said "Jenna lives,"
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and the back said "in tribute."
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That's clearly about me, right?
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As clear as the cold sore
on vera Herbert's face.
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I'd say it's oozingly obvi.
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I mean, crap
to the **** pile,
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I saw a girl get out
of Matty's truck.
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I mean, I think he's hooking up
with someone else.
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You're like a daytime
talk show.
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Except nobody's pregnant... yet.
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All this happened
before the bell even rang.
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What did I do to deserve
all this effed-up karma?
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Okay, act totally normal
and don't look now,
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but up on the right, she's
the one in the bleachers.
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- The whore!
- Yes, but don't stare!
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- Not looking.
- No idea who she is.
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- Ah, cramp.
- Me either.
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I think she's a junior.
And she kinda looks like you.
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Yeah, but prettier.
And cooler.
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With bigger boobs.
She's Jenna plus.
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No way.
She's Jenna minus!
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You don't taste like ashtray,
and you put out.
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She probably puts out too.
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But she's older, so the sex
is super dirty.
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What?
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I don't mean hot dirty,
I mean gross dirty.
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You know, like amateur porn.
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There's that guy
with the shirt.
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No wonder Matty wants to
keep his options open.
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It's hard to be seen
as girlfriend material
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with a lurker around.
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Your suicide stigma
is like the herps.
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Just when you think it's gone,
it comes back.
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So he gave someone a ride
in his truck.
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What's the big deal?
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You're getting all worked up
over a jaggoff.
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The girl's just some...
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Chick.
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You're right, I'm probably
just overreacting.
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It's a friendly hug.
Like this.
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See, totes friendly.
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There's nothing going on with this.
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Nothing below the neck.
Platonic.
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Hey. Yeah!
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You wish, cretin!
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It's not a friendly hug, is it?
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Surrender your pain
to the sugar.
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I'm fine.
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It's not like he's cheating on me.
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We're not together.
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He can get HPV from whoever he wants.
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See you later.
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I couldn't control Jenna plus
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from spreading her disease,
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but I could stop Kyle
from spreading his.
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You have to take that shirt off.
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No.
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Yes. You're glorifying
the suicide
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I didn't even commit.
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- "Jenna lives" is my band.
- Really?
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You have a band?
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What kind of music do you play?
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- It's not your style.
- Oh, and you know this
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because you're clearly
obsessed with me,
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so go change your shirt!
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I don't even know you.
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Plus, I know, like, a hundred Jennas.
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It says "in tribute."
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It's a tribute band.
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Maybe it was all in my head.
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I wanted to believe him.
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But everywhere I went...
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He was there!
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Would you stop following me!
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You're in the boys' bathroom.
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Hey.
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I have a stalker.
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It's this guy named Kyle,
and he's following me around
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making light of
a very sensitive situation
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with a very insensitive T-shirt.
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I need you to make him stop.
I mean,
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isn't that, like, a rights
infringement or something?
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Are you sure you aren't being
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- a little bit paranoid?
- No!
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I see him everywhere.
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I mean, the shirt is pretty blatant.
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Maybe Kyle designed that shirt
as a fan.
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You know, maybe he wants
to be your dawg.
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My what?
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I know a little girl
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with a name that rhymes
with Dalerie,
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and she didn't have
any friends growing up.
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And it was very painful.
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Okay, are you suggesting
that this is his way
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of trying to be my friend?
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It's certainly possible.
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Really? 'Cause to me
it just seems like
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he'd rather cut off
a piece of my hair
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and wear it in a locket
around his neck.
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I think the worst thing
you can do right now
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is go to a crazy place.
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Okay, I'm tired of being seen
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as the girl who tried
to kill herself.
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I didn't.
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Kyle's shirt only reminds people
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that I'm still that girl.
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And then they don't want
to be seen with me,
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and then they don't want to date me.
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And his stupid T-shirt
is keeping me from moving on,
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not to mention,
it is in really bad taste.
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Oh, sweetie...
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I thought it was a fan shirt.
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You know what, I'll take it off.
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I'll take it off.
I don't need it.
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I don't care.
I'll just take it off.
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Never happened.
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Okay...
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Where were we?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Thanks for saving me
some tots, Kel.
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What would I do without you?
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McKibbs, nice hat trick
yesterday, man.
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Oh, thanks, dude.
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Oh, hey.
I didn't see you there.
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I'm so hungry.
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- You hungry?
- Starved.
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I could eat, like,
four sandwiches or something.
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Maybe some soup.
Mmm.
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Well, I think they have
chicken tortilla.
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So listen, I know we never
talked about it,
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but you know I didn't try
to kill myself, right?
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Misunderstanding.
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Okay.
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Uh...Jell-o?
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Mmm. Hello.
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Uh...
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Your mouth is saying okay,
but your eyes are saying,
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"save me from this lunatic."
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Which I totally understand
because I'm rambling
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and sounding like a whack job.
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But just so you know,
I was having a bad day,
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and I slipped-- I had an accident.
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Normal people have accidents.
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And that's exactly what I had
because I'm perfectly normal.
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Oh, what was I saying?
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You're--
you're totally normal.
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- Yes.
- I got it.
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- I'll see ya.
- Okay.
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Matty ditched me
to bring that chick a sandwich?
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I fooled around with the guy
at least eight times,
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and he never bought me a sandwich.
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He just bought her a sandwich.
We have to follow them.
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Who?
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Your face is all red,
and you have crazy eyes.
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Did you feed the rabid squirrels
in the quad?
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Listen, those shirts
are spreading,
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and I know Matty's seen them.
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Did you see those people
wearing them?
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I just need to find out
if they're together.
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You're going
to a dark place, J.
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Stay with us.
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I just need concrete proof
that they're dating.
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I knew it.
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You're totally cashing in
on my faux suicide attempt.
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That is illegal.
I could have you arrested!
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You're stalking me.
Admit it.
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I saw you at least
five times last period.
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I'm an office aid.
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Mm. Yeah?
Take the damn shirt off--now.
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You are ruining my life.
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Those are mine.
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- Take it off.
- No.
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Take it... off.
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- No.
- Fine.
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I will.
Just stop it, okay?
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People are getting the wrong idea.
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They think I'm crazy, okay?
Just stop it!
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Stop stalking me,
stop with these stupid T-shirts!
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Just stop it!
Just stop it! Just stop it!
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- Stop it!
- You're crazy.
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Does this really
warrant detention?
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If you were 18,
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it could warrant
some time in the slammer.
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Sorry I couldn't give you
special treatment.
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I mean, I could have,
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but there were so many witnesses.
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I see some new faces...
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Mixed in with the old.
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To the rookies--
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we're on the honor system here.
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Now, I'll be back to check on you,
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but you won't know when.
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So you best be on your best.
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Like busy little worker bees--
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zzz--
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you will be working on your
homework honey pot,
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and I will be in my office
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attending to my piles
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and piles of work.
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Sometimes it feels like
I have detention too.
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We have exactly two hours.
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Starting now.
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Two hours for, uh, for what?
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Valerie's nap.
We're heading to Giuseppe's.
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Guess Jenna plus
was a regular in detention.
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And the leader among the rebel herd.
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Maybe Matty thought
being bad... was good.
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Come on, newbie.
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From the small bird tattoo
on her ankle
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to the simple carmex she wore
instead of lip gloss,
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everything about Jenna plus was cool.
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Bitch.
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So what are you in
detention for, wonder boy?
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I was caught holding
the hose at the bonfire.
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- Kinky.
- Yeah.
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And your crime, Hamilton?
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Oh, just a little...
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Misunderstanding.
259
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,517
At lunch.
What are you in for?
260
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,394
I'm a detention
rewards card member.
261
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,851
Today I blew off history
262
00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:47,897
'cause I was on the phone having
a meltdown with this guy.
263
00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:49,355
Was she talking about Matty,
264
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,693
or was I having a paranoia stroke?
265
00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:54,904
Speak of the devil.
266
00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,585
What?
267
00:10:58,031 --> 00:10:59,993
No!
268
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,536
What does that even mean?
269
00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:05,070
Can I bum a smoke?
270
00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:06,499
Sure.
271
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,440
I wondered
if Matty liked smokers.
272
00:11:08,565 --> 00:11:10,712
And if so, could I fake a pro?
273
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:11,963
Okay, then why don't you
take your sweet ass time
274
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,506
to think about it and call me back?
275
00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,681
Everything okay?
276
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,141
Yeah. It's just my ex.
277
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,642
We've been on a break,
278
00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:27,312
and we're in the process
of maybe getting back together.
279
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,161
Did that mean
I was Matty's rebound?
280
00:11:29,286 --> 00:11:30,982
Breaks are hard.
281
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,775
Someone always hooks up
with another person,
282
00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:34,066
maybe even falls for them.
283
00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:35,486
Think he's into someone else?
284
00:11:35,652 --> 00:11:39,271
I thought so.
But now I'm not so sure.
285
00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:41,607
When we're together, it's...
It's amazing.
286
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:42,910
It's like...
287
00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:45,621
The world falls away...
Then the next day,
288
00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:47,479
he's indifferent, he doesn't call me.
289
00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:49,314
He doesn't even want
to be seen with me.
290
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:50,501
So started to wonder
291
00:11:50,774 --> 00:11:52,962
if maybe I'm imagining
all the good stuff.
292
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:55,954
Jenna plus and I might have
been from different planets,
293
00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:58,426
but her Matty heartbreak
was the same.
294
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,430
There it was.
295
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,016
The answer I was chasing.
296
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,366
I couldn't live in the safety
of denial anymore.
297
00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:09,979
She was with Matty.
He was with her.
298
00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:11,439
And I was with cancer.
299
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:14,373
I'm gonna let him sweat it
for a little while.
300
00:12:14,498 --> 00:12:16,653
Thanks for listening.
301
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,197
Are you okay?
302
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,713
Whatever the misunderstanding
was today,
303
00:12:21,838 --> 00:12:23,159
it'll blow over.
304
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,203
Nothing's ever as bad as it seems.
305
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,663
Here.
306
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,749
Take my last smoke.
I'm gonna grab another pack.
307
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,057
As much as I wanted
to hate on Jenna plus,
308
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,158
I couldn't.
309
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:34,193
The bitch was decent.
310
00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:36,195
Maybe even sweet.
311
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,020
And it made me
really want to kill myself.
312
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,798
I didn't know
you were a smoker.
313
00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:46,224
I'm not.
314
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,935
Well, I hear lung cancer
does make your ass look huge.
315
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,104
Well, I'm having a crappy day.
316
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,939
Everyone thinks
I tried to kill myself,
317
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,574
and there's a lame guy
selling T-shirts
318
00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:55,817
keeping the stupid story alive.
319
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,236
I don't think
you tried to kill yourself.
320
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,779
- Really?
- No.
321
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,239
You're not the type.
322
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,117
Well, unless you keep smoking.
323
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:09,622
And there's a guy...
324
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,165
Oh. Mysterious.
325
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:12,500
I really like him,
but he has a girlfriend.
326
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,835
Who is it?
327
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,211
I can't say.
328
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,421
Oh. So I'd know him.
329
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,047
No comment.
330
00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:19,833
Aw, come on.
331
00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:22,736
Does this guy even know
that you like him?
332
00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:25,012
I'd say it's pretty clear.
333
00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:28,141
I mean...
He's funny and he's cool,
334
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,809
and everybody likes him,
335
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,344
which is part of the problem.
336
00:13:31,469 --> 00:13:33,479
But I feel like I see
who he really is,
337
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:34,447
and he gets me.
338
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,232
Yeah.
339
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,517
But we're not
on the same level,
340
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,619
and he can never be
with a freak like me, so...
341
00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:40,945
It's kinda hopeless.
342
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,890
Maybe you're misjudging
the situation,
343
00:13:44,015 --> 00:13:45,325
and this guy really does like you...
344
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,161
Just the way you are.
345
00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:50,830
Naptime's almost over.
346
00:14:00,497 --> 00:14:02,633
Good day today!
347
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:05,470
I snuck by earlier
348
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,014
and checked on your progress,
349
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,516
and you were all busy working away.
350
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,602
As always, I appreciate your respect
351
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,562
of the honor system.
352
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,557
You make my job a pleasure.
353
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,782
You're all dismissed.
354
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,063
Hey, mom, it's me.
355
00:14:23,188 --> 00:14:26,073
Uh...When your tan is dry,
come pick me up.
356
00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:28,493
Jenna.
357
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:32,747
I, um...
I just wanted to say I, uh...
358
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,808
Okay.
359
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,042
You know that guy that
we were talking about?
360
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,777
Yes.
361
00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,613
Um, I just want to throw in
my two cents
362
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:41,422
and say that I'm sure
you're on his radar.
363
00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:43,650
I mean, he'd be lucky--
364
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:46,803
well, I--I mean, anyone would be
lucky to be with you.
365
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,723
Well, thank you
for the pity party.
366
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,157
But I think I'll live.
367
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:53,100
The T-shirts say so.
368
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,831
No, um, seriously.
369
00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:01,134
I'll bet you anything if this
guy didn't have a girlfriend
370
00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:03,236
that he'd be all over you.
371
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,196
- Would he now?
- Yeah.
372
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,114
He would.
373
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,574
It was nice to hear.
374
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,077
If Jake could see me
in a positive light,
375
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,412
maybe other people could too.
376
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,704
Thank you.
377
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,178
Don't stop on account of me.
378
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:40,927
She's acting out.
379
00:15:41,052 --> 00:15:42,428
We gave her too much rope.
380
00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:43,429
She's never had detention before.
381
00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,403
There have to be consequences.
382
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,432
Isn't detention a consequence?
383
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:49,302
She needs parental
punishing too.
384
00:15:49,427 --> 00:15:50,533
But nothing too harsh.
385
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,771
What do you think?
386
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:52,994
Should we send her to bed
without dessert?
387
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,340
So that she wakes up skinnier?
388
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:55,841
No, that's not a punishment,
that's a reward.
389
00:15:55,966 --> 00:16:00,167
We can't let her think
we're taking this lightly.
390
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:03,282
How do we do this?
391
00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:06,308
We start by presenting
a unified front.
392
00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:12,081
Your behavior at school today
was unacceptable.
393
00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:16,338
Getting physical with someone
is never the answer.
394
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:18,519
We're...
395
00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:22,231
disappointed in you.
396
00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,369
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to flip out.
397
00:16:23,494 --> 00:16:25,004
I was just trying
to stand up for myself.
398
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,444
I mean, mom told me
to take more risks.
399
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,821
You told her
to take more risks?
400
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,157
In the context
of what she was wearing.
401
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,346
What does that even mean?
402
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:36,829
I told her to wear
a shirt without a bra.
403
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,789
Why would you tell her that?
404
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,458
Our daughter is 15!
405
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,792
She doesn't need to skip the bra!
406
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,122
It was a backless shirt!
407
00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:44,587
Do you guys want me
to come back in ten minutes?
408
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,796
15!
409
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:55,434
Everything that once was
simple was now complicated.
410
00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:57,236
Matty's best friend had kissed me.
411
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:59,538
And Matty didn't want me
to be his girlfriend.
412
00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:01,140
'Cause he already had one.
413
00:17:01,265 --> 00:17:03,676
And no matter how much I wanted
her to disappear,
414
00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:04,910
she wouldn't.
415
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,779
She was real and she had a name.
416
00:17:06,904 --> 00:17:08,361
Olivia.
417
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,349
As expected,
it was prettier than mine.
418
00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:15,988
So how was juvie?
419
00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,124
Nothing like I thought
it would be.
420
00:17:18,249 --> 00:17:20,059
That's pretty much
the theme of the day.
421
00:17:20,184 --> 00:17:21,540
Brace yourself, J.
422
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,084
I CSI'd your barnacle.
423
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,053
Check out his page.
424
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,603
You're not the object
of his affection.
425
00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:33,672
See, his hand is on
miss Burndahl's knee.
426
00:17:33,797 --> 00:17:35,388
Um, hurl.
427
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,765
He is an office aid.
428
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,679
I am such a jerk.
429
00:17:40,804 --> 00:17:43,771
Kyle's not a stalker,
Jenna plus is nice.
430
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,815
What'next?
431
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,386
So you attacked
an innocent office aid.
432
00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:49,402
We're all spun out on the crazy car.
433
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,923
It happens to the best of us.
434
00:17:51,048 --> 00:17:53,239
I mean, I shame-spiral, like, weekly.
435
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,490
No bigs.
436
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,409
Call me if you want to ugly-cry.
437
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:03,235
Turns out I had been smoking
the emotional crack pipe
438
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:07,039
and I needed to take a drastic
12 steps back to recovery.
439
00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:09,475
I had already acknowledged
I had a problem.
440
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,677
So I decided to skip the middle steps
441
00:18:11,802 --> 00:18:13,092
and go straight to number nine--
442
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,219
making amends.
443
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,216
I'm not wearing the shirt!
444
00:18:17,341 --> 00:18:19,181
I know! I'm sorry!
445
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,153
Listen, I made a huge mistake
446
00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:22,601
calling you out in front of everyone.
447
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,395
You're surprisingly strong.
448
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,692
I feel really bad
about all of this,
449
00:18:26,817 --> 00:18:28,232
and I'd like to make it up to you.
450
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,984
Can I buy a shirt
to support your band?
451
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:32,865
You can just have it.
452
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,281
No, let me pay for it,
I insist.
453
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,471
This whole thing is just ridiculous.
454
00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:40,619
I mean, I just kept
seeing you everywhere.
455
00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:43,581
And I thought you were a... creeper.
456
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,082
Turns out, I am.
457
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:47,251
Okay.
458
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,981
We cool?
459
00:18:49,106 --> 00:18:50,546
Yeah.
460
00:18:54,411 --> 00:18:57,490
You should hear my band
play sometime.
461
00:18:57,615 --> 00:18:58,846
We kill it.
462
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,766
Yeah, I'd love to.
463
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,358
♪ ♪
464
00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,615
Come sit with me!
465
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:25,351
Cool specs.
466
00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:26,719
They're not real or anything.
467
00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:28,959
I like to wear them so that
people take me seriously.
468
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,457
Funny, even Jenna plus
was concerned
469
00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:32,971
with how people perceived her.
470
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,759
I didn't know you two
knew each other.
471
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,760
Busted.
472
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,387
We're detention buddies.
473
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,598
I need ranch.
474
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,810
You don't seem like the type
that would be in detention.
475
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,562
Maybe you don't know
what type I am.
476
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,110
So, um...
477
00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:52,900
How do you guys know each other?
478
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,780
Who, Liv?
479
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:58,948
She's kinda my girlfriend.
480
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,407
In-law.
481
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:03,088
She and my brother have been
off and on for a while.
482
00:20:03,213 --> 00:20:06,458
I don't really know what's going on.
483
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,878
Weird.
484
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:15,381
So you two kinda look alike.
485
00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:18,571
Yeah.
486
00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:21,220
Nah, she's way prettier
than me.
487
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,975
It was our first lunch
together.
488
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,045
And I realized it wasn't
my stigma or another girl
489
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,347
keeping me from Matty.
490
00:20:28,472 --> 00:20:30,605
It was how I saw myself.
491
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,819
Next on Awkward.
492
00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:34,753
You know this is
a charity league.
493
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:36,527
Not a charity, right?
494
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,823
We are gonna rock
the knick knackers.
495
00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:38,821
We are!
496
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,991
You have to be cruel
to be kind.
497
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,325
Sadie wrote the letter!
498
00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:44,827
Do you think Matty
knows Jake kissed me?
499
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,412
No way.
Guys don't talk.
500
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,122
- I kissed Jenna Hamilton.
- What?
501
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,160
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