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(mechanical whirring)
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Mom on deck!
Ten...
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(grunts)
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All right, grunts,
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here's your
pre-mission pep talk.
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Shoot anyone
who doesn't obey hard enough.
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But...
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Stop gaining
knowledge, Hubert.
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(grunts)
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It's a simple mission.
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The grunts catch the alien,
the surgeon guts it,
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and you smuggle
the poison parts back here.
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Uh, something
about poison, got it.
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By the way, that surgeon--
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where is he?
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You! Where's the butcher?
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Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am.
His duffel bag arrived.
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(Zoidberg groans)
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ZOIDBERG:
It's not a duffel bag.
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It's my apartment!
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Hubert, meet John Zoidberg.
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You need an alien
hacked to pieces,
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he's the best there is...
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in the budget category.
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Have you ever dissected
a yeti before?
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(chortles)
Himalayan or Neptunian?
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Tritonian.
(gasps)
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A Tritonian yeti?
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You two aren't up
to anything unethical,
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- are you?
- Relax.
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There's nothing unethical
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about covert
biological weapons research.
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I said relax!
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(both gasp)
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(Owls hooting)
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Ah, Zoidberg, we've
known each other so long
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that sometimes I don't
think we even need words
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to understand
each other.
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What?
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Once and for all, Fry,
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even though it's the future,
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most objects
are still just objects,
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not aliens who
look like objects.
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So my efforts to establish
diplomatic relations
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with the Cactus People
were doomed from the start.
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So you're in pain
and have a bunch of needles?
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I prescribe acupuncture.
Let's begin.
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(Fry screams)
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Blood?!
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I mean... blood.
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Put it back in me!
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I'm afraid Fry lost
a lot of juice.
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He's developed
Simpson's Jaundice.
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Ay carumba.
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His only hope
is some replacement liver.
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Yours looks like a good match.
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Well, if it'll help Fry...
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Careful, Leela!
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He knows less about
human anatomy than I do.
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And I can't even
find my own uterus.
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You may feel a slight sawing.
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And all we need
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is a little spine supplement
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to replace what Leela lost
in that unavoidable saw mix-up.
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It wasn't unavoidable.
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You just had to stop
cutting my spine
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when I yelled "Stop,
you're cutting my spine!"
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FRY:
Quit complaining.
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My body rejected your liver,
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and now I've got
Garfield Syndrome.
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Oh, I hate Mondays.
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Anyhow, Hermes,
all Leela needs
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is one of your vertebrae.
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But Doctor, will I be able
to limbo afterwards?
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Could you limbo before?
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(laughing)
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Wait.
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I say, "Yes,"
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and you say,
"I couldn't limbo before."
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You ruined
the joke, Hermes.
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There you go, Leela.
Good as new!
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Whoa. Whoa...
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Oh, sure, Leela's fine,
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but my jaundice has progressed
to Muppet Gangrene!
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It's not easy being gangrenous.
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I thought you were only gonna
take out one vertebra!
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Yeah, but did
you ever play Jenga?
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Sometimes you pull one and...
(imitates crashing)
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You don't know what you're doing!
I want my back back! (Shouting)
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Hmm. What started out
as a pleasant afternoon
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of drugs and surgery
has not gone as planned.
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But don't worry, we still have
three or four co-workers
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with plenty of spare parts.
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My first mission.
I'm so excited.
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And after I dissect
the yeti's poison glands,
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we can stop, maybe,
for ice cream on the way back?
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With shprinkles on?
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(laughing)
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Why, you're just a big kid,
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aren't you, Zoidberg?
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A very big kid.
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We're over the drop
zone, gentlemen.
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Might I suggest you jump out
the door and poop yourselves?
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(Men grunting)
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(Zoidberg screaming)
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So anyway, I hope the
men have been taking
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their hypermalaria pills.
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Their wha--?
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Their "wha--"?
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(laughing)
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That's funny,
like a crazy old man.
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But you know
what's not funny?
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Deadly Tritonian
hypermalaria.
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Just be sure to stay out
of the methane swamps.
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(sniffing)
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What smells like methane?
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(people groaning in pain)
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My God.
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I've never seen such
a gruesome shark attack.
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Especially this
far inland.
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It wasn't a shark.
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It was an awful,
incompetent doctor.
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Wow, he must've been
a total Zoidberg.
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It was Zoidberg.
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He brutalized us
with power tools,
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gypsy curses and hypnosis.
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Yes, master.
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You'll all get
through this.
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I give you my word
as a real doctor.
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What about me?
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What did he do to you?
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I don't know
exactly, but
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(whispers):
I'm incontinent.
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I'm truly sorry.
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I consider myself
a reasonable man.
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Quick with a joke,
slow to anger.
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But Bender can't go
on long car trips anymore,
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and I say Zoidberg must die.
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People, please.
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Let's not overreact.
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Death to the crab.
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How bad is it, Doctor?
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Super bad.
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It's Tritonian
hypermalaria.
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A lot of these men will
be dead within 24 hours.
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What?!
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Not you, though.
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You'll make a complete recovery
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and go on to marry a supermodel!
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(sighs)
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Funny plague,
hypermalaria.
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It can kill immediately,
or lie dormant for decades.
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But sooner or later,
it erupts,
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causing fever,
spasms, madness,
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coma,
and finally death.
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What?!
Supermodel!
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Oh, those poor,
doomed bastards.
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I guess it's up to me
to complete the mission.
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(wind howling)
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I'll be in the swamp, blowing
the smirk off a toxic yeti.
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(cocks gun)
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(shuddering)
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Professor, we need
to talk, man-to-mob.
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(all clamoring)
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We've had it
with Zoidberg!
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We demand you fire him!
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Nonsense.
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Zoidberg's a fine physician,
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for aliens.
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Your mistake is being humans.
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No, if I'm going to fire anyone,
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it'll be Scruffy.
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(all shouting)
You can't do that!
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Over my dead body!
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Don't you get
it, old man?
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Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands,
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I wet myself every
time I laugh.
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(laughing)
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It's not funny!
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Well, I guess
it is kind of funny.
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(laughing)
Uh-oh.
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Why are you protecting
Zoidberg, Professor?
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Do you owe him
something?
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Is he blackmailing you
somehow?
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What does he
have on you?
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Why have you kept him
around all these years
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when he's so grossly
incompetent?
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(sighs)
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Long ago,
Zoidberg and I
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entered
into a secret arrangement
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relating to certain
extraordinary events
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too horrible to reveal.
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So there's nothing
to be curious about.
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(rustling)
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Stop, or I'll shoot!
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Zoidberg?
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You can't hunt a yeti
by yourself, sir.
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It's suicidal!
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So what? I'm going to die
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of hypermalaria, anyway.
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I was in the same swamp
as the rest of the men.
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Just because you
were in the swamp
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doesn't
necessarily mean...
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I was thirsty
from the flight.
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I drank swamp water.
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Look, Zoidberg,
you're a loyal friend.
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"Friend"?
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But I'm doomed.
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I might as well capture
a yeti and die trying.
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Then you'll need someone
to dissect it, friend.
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(roaring)
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(gun whirring)
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Go, Johnny! Go!
That's an order!
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Never! Zoidberg doesn't
abandon a friend, apparently.
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Oh. Oh-oh-oh...
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(snarling)
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I'll save us
by scaring him off
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with my crazy war noise.
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(makes gurgling noise)
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(growls)
(screams)
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(cracking)
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Crunch all you want.
I'll make more.
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Oy, I lost another one.
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(door opens)
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Zoidberg, I'm sorry
to break it to you this way,
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but we hate you and we never
want to see you again.
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But friends...
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We're not your friends!
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We're your victims!
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I was just trying to...
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Shut up and give
me my kidney back!
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(sniffles)
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
(sobbing)
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We don't know why the Professor
keeps you around here,
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and we don't care.
You're a terrible doctor!
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Nobody wants
to see you ever again!
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Dr. Zoidberg!
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I want to see
you right now!
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The time has
come, my friend.
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We have to talk about
our arrangement.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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(yeti growling)
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Unpaw him, you big ape!
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I saw this in a Tarzan movie!
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It was called...
(grunts)
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Tarzan Versus the Yetis.
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(grunts)
I lost my virginity
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(grunts)... during the film,
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so I'm (grunts)...
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a little fuzzy on the details.
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(yeti growling,
Professor grunts)
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(Professor shouting)
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(Professor and yeti grunt)
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John, are you
all right?
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You... you saved my life!
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- Oh, fuff.
- Yes, fuff.
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How can I ever
repay you?
264
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Do you need a slave?
265
00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:28,916
Or maybe a butler?
266
00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:30,851
No, I haven't needed a butler
267
00:10:30,919 --> 00:10:32,119
since grad school.
268
00:10:32,187 --> 00:10:33,988
But I do need a doctor.
269
00:10:34,056 --> 00:10:37,191
I don't want to die
like those Marines, John.
270
00:10:37,259 --> 00:10:39,660
The fever, the madness.
271
00:10:39,728 --> 00:10:42,029
Don't forget the spasms,
coma and death.
272
00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:44,598
Oh, I don't want
to go through that.
273
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,567
I want you to kill me.
274
00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:47,902
All right. Give
me the knife.
275
00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:49,603
Not now!
276
00:10:49,671 --> 00:10:51,972
Hypermalaria
can lie dormant for years.
277
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,774
Isn't that what you said?
278
00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:55,843
It sounds like something
I would say.
279
00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:58,579
So stay with me until
the symptoms start,
280
00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:01,148
then put me
out of my misery.
281
00:11:01,216 --> 00:11:02,616
You must swear!
282
00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:08,022
All right, Hubert, I swear.
283
00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,760
It's started, Zoidberg--
284
00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:15,563
the fever, the muscle spasms.
285
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,198
I'm dying.
286
00:11:17,265 --> 00:11:18,400
(coughs)
287
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:22,000
It's time for you to keep your
promise and kill me.
288
00:11:22,604 --> 00:11:25,706
This is very difficult,
but I'll try,
289
00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:27,641
friend.
290
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:28,876
(shrieks)
291
00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:30,578
(choking)
292
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,888
No, wait,
I'm afraid to die.
293
00:11:37,956 --> 00:11:40,124
Ugh, you said you wanted me
to kill you.
294
00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:42,860
Is this one of those
"no means yes" deals?
295
00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:44,795
Yes and no.
296
00:11:44,863 --> 00:11:47,264
I do want you to kill me,
but I mustn't see it coming.
297
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,966
That would be agony.
298
00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:52,469
So you must murder me
completely by surprise.
299
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,906
As God is my witness,
you can count on me.
300
00:11:55,974 --> 00:11:58,642
Well, see you tomorrow.
301
00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:05,949
Not surprising enough.
302
00:12:08,953 --> 00:12:11,054
♪ ♪
303
00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:16,960
(shots firing)
304
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,407
Wha...?
Oh...
305
00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:32,176
(screams)
My...
306
00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:34,077
heart.
307
00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:36,647
(gags)
308
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,930
Hey. What are you doing there?
309
00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:56,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
310
00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:58,302
Stop, you don't understand.
311
00:12:58,369 --> 00:12:59,803
Let's go,
you murderer.
312
00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:01,371
Fry, help me lock him up.
313
00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:03,974
Hang on, I'm learning
how to do loop-de-loops.
314
00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,710
Whoa, whoa, whoo!
315
00:13:06,778 --> 00:13:08,779
You're making a mistake.
316
00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:11,815
I was only trying
to kill the Professor.
317
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,019
(straining)
318
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,488
(snipping)
319
00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:22,726
Hubert, I'm sorry.
320
00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:25,028
Huh?
321
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,363
He doesn't have hair.
322
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,733
Great Little Caesar's ghost.
323
00:13:29,801 --> 00:13:34,271
You fools, you stupid,
life-prolonging fools.
324
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:37,040
I asked Zoidberg to kill me.
325
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,308
Huh? What?
What you talkin' 'bout, Professor?
326
00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:39,977
Professor, have you gone mad?
327
00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:41,712
Probably.
328
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,213
It's one of the symptoms
of Tritonian hypermalaria.
329
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,148
(gasps)
330
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:49,052
You mean the incurable disease
that causes fever, spasms,
331
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,054
insanity...
(crazed giggle)
332
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,289
...coma...
(sighs)
333
00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:55,225
...and finally death?
334
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:59,696
Yes, and I begged Zoidberg
to put me out of my misery.
335
00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:01,865
Bring him... quickly.
336
00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:07,204
(sighs)
Should have known better
337
00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:09,940
than to store my antiques
in the office.
338
00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:11,742
LEELA:
Zoidberg, we were wrong.
339
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,212
We're letting you out
so you can kill the Professor.
340
00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:18,181
(whooping)
341
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:21,118
Oh, no, he sand-crabbed out.
342
00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:23,220
(sighs)
Then we have no choice.
343
00:14:23,288 --> 00:14:25,956
We'll have to mercy-kill
the Professor ourselves.
344
00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:27,891
Well, let's get started.
345
00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:34,865
We have a situation,
Mother.
346
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:37,801
This creature tried to
sand-crab into the building.
347
00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:39,870
Zoidberg?
348
00:14:39,937 --> 00:14:42,072
Sorry I didn't call first,
Carol, but I'm in a hurry.
349
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,840
I need your help to save Hubert.
350
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:46,209
Let him go and stooge
the hell out of here.
351
00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:47,811
We're on it.
352
00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:48,912
Ow. Ow! Ow!
353
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,681
Beautiful kids.
354
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,716
You must be very proud.
355
00:14:52,784 --> 00:14:54,618
John Zoidberg.
356
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,919
It's been a long time.
357
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,120
How have you been?
358
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,889
Not too bad.
359
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,991
Last year I took a bus trip
to the Grand Canyon.
360
00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,793
Later I'll show you
the pictures.
361
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,161
Do you ever regret it, John,
362
00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:06,330
leaving me to work
for the Professor?
363
00:15:06,397 --> 00:15:09,099
(sighs) What do you
want me to say?
364
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,801
He saved my life.
365
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,169
Oh, big deal.
366
00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:13,970
You could have been rich
if you'd stayed.
367
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,506
Your own lab,
a full staff.
368
00:15:16,574 --> 00:15:18,642
But Hubert is my friend.
369
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,077
He's very sick.
370
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:23,046
I can cure him, but
I need the thing,
371
00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:25,148
the thing from Triton.
372
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,017
It'll cost you, John.
373
00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:28,618
How much are you worth now?
374
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,087
I live in a Dumpster.
375
00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:32,089
All I have in the world
is this coupon
376
00:15:32,156 --> 00:15:35,058
for one free session
at the tanning salon.
377
00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:38,695
Oh, John, that's really
all you have?
378
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,600
Then I'll take it.
379
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:46,470
(groaning deliriously)
380
00:15:51,308 --> 00:15:52,876
Okay, Murdolator's finished.
381
00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:59,983
I said I'd kill him myself,
but nobody listens to Bender.
382
00:16:00,051 --> 00:16:01,918
We all have to share
in the guilt,
383
00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:04,654
which is why we're each going
to add one drop of cyanide
384
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,656
to the death wheel
as it goes by.
385
00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:19,136
Commence mercy-killing
386
00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:22,406
in three, two, a-yup.
387
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,477
Kill-check one is go.
388
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,889
(all gasp)
389
00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:42,492
(all cheer)
390
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,995
Kill-check two is go.
391
00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:01,778
(Oohing and Aahing)
392
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,880
It's about time.
393
00:17:12,289 --> 00:17:13,590
Vegetables activated.
394
00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:23,900
Kill-check three is go.
395
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,635
Also, the salad's ready.
396
00:17:25,703 --> 00:17:27,103
(all cheering)
397
00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:28,939
ZOIDBERG:
What the hell are you doing?
398
00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:31,641
TEELA:
Zoidberg,
399
00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:33,043
we know about your
secret agreement.
400
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,679
I am so, so sorry for
how we treated you.
401
00:17:36,747 --> 00:17:39,682
And to make it up to you, we're
killing the Professor for you
402
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,218
so he doesn't die horribly
from hypermalaria.
403
00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:45,221
He doesn't have hypermalaria,
you idiots.
404
00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:47,156
(animal roar)
405
00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:50,126
He has yeti-ism.
(all gasp)
406
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,261
When he saved my life
all those years ago,
407
00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:54,130
he was scratched by a yeti.
408
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,268
Hmm, I consider myself
almost completely ignorant
409
00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:02,338
of modern medicine, and
I've never heard of yeti-ism.
410
00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:05,308
It mimics the symptoms
of hypermalaria exactly,
411
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,443
except for the part
where instead of dying,
412
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,379
you turn into a yeti.
413
00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:10,480
Aah.
414
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,054
(whistling)
Wow.
415
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,390
Hold him down
while I prepare the antidote.
416
00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:25,228
Another yeti?
417
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:27,397
Yes, the same jerk
that once noshed on me
418
00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,365
like a shrimp toast.
419
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:32,702
Now who's getting
his pineal gland extracted?
420
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,137
(grunts angrily)
421
00:18:34,204 --> 00:18:35,805
Ah, yes,
422
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:39,709
this contains a concentrated
form of the yeti neurotoxin.
423
00:18:39,777 --> 00:18:42,111
But that's what gave him
yeti-ism in the first place.
424
00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,047
Won't it just make him
a double-yeti?
425
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:47,183
Don't lecture me about
alien physiology, Conrad.
426
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,651
The pineal neurotoxin
neutralizes
427
00:18:48,719 --> 00:18:50,520
the adrenal neurotoxin.
428
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,122
That's why yetis
don't drive themselves mad.
429
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,991
(roars furiously)
430
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,464
My God, he's like some kind
of believable Hulk.
431
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:03,966
No time for an injection.
432
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:05,902
(roaring)
433
00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:10,440
(grunts angrily)
434
00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:12,341
(gulps)
435
00:19:16,346 --> 00:19:18,181
(roars)
436
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:24,987
ZOIDBERG: I'll be damned,
it did make him a double-yeti.
437
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:27,156
(roars)
(whistling stops)
438
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,463
(growling)
439
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,531
(groans)
440
00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:41,270
(all screaming)
441
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:57,587
It wasn't supposed to do
any of those things.
442
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:07,430
You did it, Johnny.
443
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,332
I'm cured.
444
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,209
All right, let's set
it up and try again.
445
00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:27,483
There's one thing
I don't understand, Zoidberg.
446
00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:31,354
How did you persuade Mom to give
you her precious yeti head?
447
00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:33,723
Did you have to promise
anything in return?
448
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,790
Nothing, nothing at all.
449
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:39,290
This calls for a celebration.
450
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:42,190
Come on, everyone,
Let´s go tanning!
451
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:43,790
(All cheer)
452
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,590
(Groan)
453
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,690
I was going to tan...
454
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,090
...once
455
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:54,090
What do you say, Johnny?
It's on me.
456
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,090
Thank you, Hubert.
457
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,090
(whooping)
458
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:11,090
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