1 00:00:03,112 --> 00:00:04,880 ♪ Two... two, three... ♪ 2 00:00:04,948 --> 00:00:07,049 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:08,022 --> 00:00:13,822 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 4 00:00:33,776 --> 00:00:36,043 Mom on deck! Ten... 5 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:38,246 All right, grunts, 6 00:00:38,314 --> 00:00:40,515 here's your pre-mission pep talk. 7 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,550 Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough. 8 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,352 But... 9 00:00:45,955 --> 00:00:47,956 Stop gaining knowledge, Hubert. 10 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,659 It's a simple mission. 11 00:00:50,726 --> 00:00:53,228 The grunts catch the alien, the surgeon guts it, 12 00:00:53,296 --> 00:00:55,363 and you smuggle the poison parts back here. 13 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,899 Uh, something about poison, got it. 14 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:59,834 By the way, that surgeon-- 15 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:00,969 where is he? 16 00:01:01,037 --> 00:01:02,837 You! Where's the butcher? 17 00:01:02,905 --> 00:01:04,205 Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am. His duffel bag arrived. 18 00:01:05,641 --> 00:01:06,775 ZOIDBERG: It's not a duffel bag. 19 00:01:06,842 --> 00:01:07,776 It's my apartment! 20 00:01:09,478 --> 00:01:11,479 Hubert, meet John Zoidberg. 21 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:13,148 You need an alien hacked to pieces, 22 00:01:13,215 --> 00:01:14,916 he's the best there is... 23 00:01:14,984 --> 00:01:16,484 in the budget category. 24 00:01:16,552 --> 00:01:19,087 Have you ever dissected a yeti before? 25 00:01:19,155 --> 00:01:21,323 Himalayan or Neptunian? 26 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:23,158 Tritonian. 27 00:01:23,225 --> 00:01:24,926 A Tritonian yeti? 28 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:26,695 You two aren't up to anything unethical, 29 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,430 - are you? - Relax. 30 00:01:28,497 --> 00:01:30,065 There's nothing unethical 31 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,500 about covert biological weapons research. 32 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,069 I said relax! 33 00:01:38,507 --> 00:01:42,010 Ah, Zoidberg, we've known each other so long 34 00:01:42,078 --> 00:01:44,980 that sometimes I don't think we even need words 35 00:01:45,047 --> 00:01:46,381 to understand each other. 36 00:01:46,949 --> 00:01:47,449 What? 37 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:52,921 Once and for all, Fry, 38 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,289 even though it's the future, 39 00:01:54,357 --> 00:01:56,591 most objects are still just objects, 40 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,027 not aliens who look like objects. 41 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:01,262 So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations 42 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,865 with the Cactus People were doomed from the start. 43 00:02:06,535 --> 00:02:09,471 So you're in pain and have a bunch of needles? 44 00:02:09,538 --> 00:02:12,040 I prescribe acupuncture. Let's begin. 45 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:14,742 Blood?! 46 00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:16,544 I mean... blood. 47 00:02:16,612 --> 00:02:17,579 Put it back in me! 48 00:02:20,149 --> 00:02:21,783 I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice. 49 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,018 He's developed Simpson's Jaundice. 50 00:02:24,086 --> 00:02:25,486 Ay carumba. 51 00:02:25,554 --> 00:02:27,622 His only hope is some replacement liver. 52 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,791 Yours looks like a good match. 53 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,459 Well, if it'll help Fry... 54 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:32,894 Careful, Leela! 55 00:02:32,962 --> 00:02:34,796 He knows less about human anatomy than I do. 56 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,665 And I can't even find my own uterus. 57 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:40,602 You may feel a slight sawing. 58 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:42,437 And all we need 59 00:02:42,504 --> 00:02:44,672 is a little spine supplement 60 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:48,142 to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix-up. 61 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,144 It wasn't unavoidable. 62 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,213 You just had to stop cutting my spine 63 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:55,149 when I yelled "Stop, you're cutting my spine!" 64 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,818 FRY: Quit complaining. 65 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,720 My body rejected your liver, 66 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:00,421 and now I've got Garfield Syndrome. 67 00:03:00,489 --> 00:03:02,624 Oh, I hate Mondays. 68 00:03:02,691 --> 00:03:04,559 Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela needs 69 00:03:04,627 --> 00:03:06,327 is one of your vertebrae. 70 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:09,230 But Doctor, will I be able to limbo afterwards? 71 00:03:09,298 --> 00:03:10,765 Could you limbo before? 72 00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:13,227 Wait. 73 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,502 I say, "Yes," 74 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:17,071 and you say, "I couldn't limbo before." 75 00:03:17,139 --> 00:03:18,539 You ruined the joke, Hermes. 76 00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:22,543 There you go, Leela. Good as new! 77 00:03:22,611 --> 00:03:25,179 Whoa. Whoa... 78 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,115 Oh, sure, Leela's fine, 79 00:03:27,182 --> 00:03:29,984 but my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene! 80 00:03:30,052 --> 00:03:31,853 It's not easy being gangrenous. 81 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,390 I thought you were only gonna take out one vertebra! 82 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:37,425 Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? 83 00:03:37,493 --> 00:03:40,428 Sometimes you pull one and... 84 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:44,432 You don't know what you're doing! I want my back back! 85 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,268 Hmm. What started out as a pleasant afternoon 86 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:50,138 of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned. 87 00:03:50,205 --> 00:03:53,107 But don't worry, we still have three or four co-workers 88 00:03:53,175 --> 00:03:55,009 with plenty of spare parts. 89 00:03:57,746 --> 00:04:00,148 My first mission. I'm so excited. 90 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:02,283 And after I dissect the yeti's poison glands, 91 00:04:02,351 --> 00:04:05,119 we can stop, maybe, for ice cream on the way back? 92 00:04:05,187 --> 00:04:06,421 With shprinkles on? 93 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:09,624 Why, you're just a big kid, 94 00:04:09,692 --> 00:04:11,025 aren't you, Zoidberg? 95 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:12,727 A very big kid. 96 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:15,096 We're over the drop zone, gentlemen. 97 00:04:15,164 --> 00:04:17,965 Might I suggest you jump out the door and poop yourselves? 98 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:28,443 So anyway, I hope the men have been taking 99 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:30,144 their hypermalaria pills. 100 00:04:30,212 --> 00:04:31,412 Their wha--? 101 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,047 Their "wha--"? 102 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:36,784 That's funny, like a crazy old man. 103 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:38,419 But you know what's not funny? 104 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,655 Deadly Tritonian hypermalaria. 105 00:04:40,723 --> 00:04:43,057 Just be sure to stay out of the methane swamps. 106 00:04:47,363 --> 00:04:49,997 What smells like methane? 107 00:04:53,267 --> 00:04:54,268 My God. 108 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,237 I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack. 109 00:04:56,305 --> 00:04:57,572 Especially this far inland. 110 00:04:57,639 --> 00:04:59,107 It wasn't a shark. 111 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,242 It was an awful, incompetent doctor. 112 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:03,244 Wow, he must've been a total Zoidberg. 113 00:05:03,312 --> 00:05:04,746 It was Zoidberg. 114 00:05:04,813 --> 00:05:06,647 He brutalized us with power tools, 115 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:09,016 gypsy curses and hypnosis. 116 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:11,052 Yes, master. 117 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,320 You'll all get through this. 118 00:05:12,388 --> 00:05:14,122 I give you my word as a real doctor. 119 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,223 What about me? 120 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:16,557 What did he do to you? 121 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:18,259 I don't know exactly, but 122 00:05:18,327 --> 00:05:20,161 I'm incontinent. 123 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:22,096 I'm truly sorry. 124 00:05:22,164 --> 00:05:24,198 I consider myself a reasonable man. 125 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,300 Quick with a joke, slow to anger. 126 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,603 But Bender can't go on long car trips anymore, 127 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:30,471 and I say Zoidberg must die. 128 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,672 People, please. 129 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,641 Let's not overreact. 130 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,476 Death to the crab. 131 00:05:43,798 --> 00:05:44,599 How bad is it, Doctor? 132 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:45,934 Super bad. 133 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:47,936 It's Tritonian hypermalaria. 134 00:05:48,003 --> 00:05:50,471 A lot of these men will be dead within 24 hours. 135 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:51,506 What?! 136 00:05:51,574 --> 00:05:52,874 Not you, though. 137 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:54,609 You'll make a complete recovery 138 00:05:54,677 --> 00:05:56,611 and go on to marry a supermodel! 139 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,081 Funny plague, hypermalaria. 140 00:06:00,149 --> 00:06:03,151 It can kill immediately, or lie dormant for decades. 141 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:05,553 But sooner or later, it erupts, 142 00:06:05,621 --> 00:06:07,989 causing fever, spasms, madness, 143 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:10,658 coma, and finally death. 144 00:06:10,726 --> 00:06:12,961 What?! Supermodel! 145 00:06:13,028 --> 00:06:16,831 Oh, those poor, doomed bastards. 146 00:06:16,899 --> 00:06:19,734 I guess it's up to me to complete the mission. 147 00:06:24,106 --> 00:06:28,109 I'll be in the swamp, blowing the smirk off a toxic yeti. 148 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:38,386 Professor, we need to talk, man-to-mob. 149 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:42,023 We've had it with Zoidberg! 150 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:43,825 We demand you fire him! 151 00:06:43,893 --> 00:06:44,993 Nonsense. 152 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,928 Zoidberg's a fine physician, 153 00:06:46,996 --> 00:06:48,162 for aliens. 154 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:50,365 Your mistake is being humans. 155 00:06:50,432 --> 00:06:52,634 No, if I'm going to fire anyone, 156 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:54,135 it'll be Scruffy. 157 00:06:54,203 --> 00:06:55,837 You can't do that! 158 00:06:55,905 --> 00:06:57,505 Over my dead body! 159 00:06:57,573 --> 00:06:58,873 Don't you get it, old man? 160 00:06:58,941 --> 00:07:00,742 Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, 161 00:07:00,809 --> 00:07:02,877 I wet myself every time I laugh. 162 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,747 It's not funny! 163 00:07:05,814 --> 00:07:07,615 Well, I guess it is kind of funny. 164 00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:09,117 Uh-oh. 165 00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:11,386 Why are you protecting Zoidberg, Professor? 166 00:07:11,453 --> 00:07:12,720 Do you owe him something? 167 00:07:12,788 --> 00:07:14,689 Is he blackmailing you somehow? 168 00:07:14,757 --> 00:07:16,224 What does he have on you? 169 00:07:16,292 --> 00:07:18,459 Why have you kept him around all these years 170 00:07:18,527 --> 00:07:20,495 when he's so grossly incompetent? 171 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,832 Long ago, Zoidberg and I 172 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,068 entered into a secret arrangement 173 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:29,470 relating to certain extraordinary events 174 00:07:29,538 --> 00:07:31,973 too horrible to reveal. 175 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:35,043 So there's nothing to be curious about. 176 00:07:47,955 --> 00:07:50,024 Stop, or I'll shoot! 177 00:07:51,892 --> 00:07:52,460 Zoidberg? 178 00:07:52,528 --> 00:07:54,462 You can't hunt a yeti by yourself, sir. 179 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:55,697 It's suicidal! 180 00:07:55,764 --> 00:07:57,665 So what? I'm going to die 181 00:07:57,733 --> 00:07:59,400 of hypermalaria, anyway. 182 00:07:59,468 --> 00:08:02,503 I was in the same swamp as the rest of the men. 183 00:08:02,571 --> 00:08:03,838 Just because you were in the swamp 184 00:08:03,906 --> 00:08:05,106 doesn't necessarily mean... 185 00:08:05,174 --> 00:08:06,874 I was thirsty from the flight. 186 00:08:06,942 --> 00:08:08,776 I drank swamp water. 187 00:08:08,844 --> 00:08:12,313 Look, Zoidberg, you're a loyal friend. 188 00:08:12,381 --> 00:08:13,514 "Friend"? 189 00:08:13,582 --> 00:08:14,949 But I'm doomed. 190 00:08:15,017 --> 00:08:18,186 I might as well capture a yeti and die trying. 191 00:08:18,753 --> 00:08:23,458 Then you'll need someone to dissect it, friend. 192 00:08:26,829 --> 00:08:28,896 Go, Johnny! Go! That's an order! 193 00:08:29,164 --> 00:08:32,133 Never! Zoidberg doesn't abandon a friend, apparently. 194 00:08:37,806 --> 00:08:39,507 Oh. Oh-oh-oh... 195 00:08:41,176 --> 00:08:43,077 I'll save us by scaring him off 196 00:08:43,145 --> 00:08:44,845 with my crazy war noise. 197 00:08:50,886 --> 00:08:52,987 Crunch all you want. I'll make more. 198 00:08:56,692 --> 00:08:58,759 Oy, I lost another one. 199 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:02,930 Zoidberg, I'm sorry to break it to you this way, 200 00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:05,566 but we hate you and we never want to see you again. 201 00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:06,901 But friends... 202 00:09:06,969 --> 00:09:08,469 We're not your friends! 203 00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:09,670 We're your victims! 204 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:11,005 I was just trying to... 205 00:09:11,073 --> 00:09:12,907 Shut up and give me my kidney back! 206 00:09:12,975 --> 00:09:15,643 I'm sorry. 207 00:09:15,711 --> 00:09:18,145 I'm sorry. 208 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:20,615 We don't know why the Professor keeps you around here, 209 00:09:20,682 --> 00:09:22,984 and we don't care. You're a terrible doctor! 210 00:09:23,051 --> 00:09:24,852 Nobody wants to see you ever again! 211 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,320 Dr. Zoidberg! 212 00:09:26,355 --> 00:09:28,055 I want to see you right now! 213 00:09:34,161 --> 00:09:36,063 The time has come, my friend. 214 00:09:36,131 --> 00:09:39,500 We have to talk about our arrangement. 215 00:09:39,568 --> 00:09:41,636 Oh, no. No, no. 216 00:09:41,703 --> 00:09:42,970 Oh, no, no, no! 217 00:09:43,038 --> 00:09:44,105 Oh, no! 218 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,906 Oh, no! 219 00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:50,478 Unpaw him, you big ape! 220 00:09:50,545 --> 00:09:52,880 I saw this in a Tarzan movie! 221 00:09:52,948 --> 00:09:54,515 It was called... 222 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,651 Tarzan Versus the Yetis. 223 00:09:56,718 --> 00:09:58,853 I lost my virginity 224 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,121 during the film, 225 00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:01,589 so I'm ... 226 00:10:01,657 --> 00:10:03,291 a little fuzzy on the details. 227 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:19,640 John, are you all right? 228 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,810 You... you saved my life! 229 00:10:22,878 --> 00:10:24,679 - Oh, fuff. - Yes, fuff. 230 00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:26,647 How can I ever repay you? 231 00:10:26,715 --> 00:10:27,815 Do you need a slave? 232 00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:28,916 Or maybe a butler? 233 00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:30,851 No, I haven't needed a butler 234 00:10:30,919 --> 00:10:32,119 since grad school. 235 00:10:32,187 --> 00:10:33,988 But I do need a doctor. 236 00:10:34,056 --> 00:10:37,191 I don't want to die like those Marines, John. 237 00:10:37,259 --> 00:10:39,660 The fever, the madness. 238 00:10:39,728 --> 00:10:42,029 Don't forget the spasms, coma and death. 239 00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:44,598 Oh, I don't want to go through that. 240 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,567 I want you to kill me. 241 00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:47,902 All right. Give me the knife. 242 00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:49,603 Not now! 243 00:10:49,671 --> 00:10:51,972 Hypermalaria can lie dormant for years. 244 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,774 Isn't that what you said? 245 00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:55,843 It sounds like something I would say. 246 00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:58,579 So stay with me until the symptoms start, 247 00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:01,148 then put me out of my misery. 248 00:11:01,216 --> 00:11:02,616 You must swear! 249 00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:08,022 All right, Hubert, I swear. 250 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,760 It's started, Zoidberg-- 251 00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:15,563 the fever, the muscle spasms. 252 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,198 I'm dying. 253 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:22,000 It's time for you to keep your promise and kill me. 254 00:11:22,604 --> 00:11:25,706 This is very difficult, but I'll try, 255 00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:27,641 friend. 256 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,888 No, wait, I'm afraid to die. 257 00:11:37,956 --> 00:11:40,124 Ugh, you said you wanted me to kill you. 258 00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:42,860 Is this one of those "no means yes" deals? 259 00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:44,795 Yes and no. 260 00:11:44,863 --> 00:11:47,264 I do want you to kill me, but I mustn't see it coming. 261 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,966 That would be agony. 262 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:52,469 So you must murder me completely by surprise. 263 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,906 As God is my witness, you can count on me. 264 00:11:55,974 --> 00:11:58,642 Well, see you tomorrow. 265 00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:05,949 Not surprising enough. 266 00:12:08,953 --> 00:12:11,054 ♪ ♪ 267 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,407 Wha...? Oh... 268 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:32,176 My... 269 00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:34,077 heart. 270 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,930 Hey. What are you doing there? 271 00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:56,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 272 00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:58,302 Stop, you don't understand. 273 00:12:58,369 --> 00:12:59,803 Let's go, you murderer. 274 00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:01,371 Fry, help me lock him up. 275 00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:03,974 Hang on, I'm learning how to do loop-de-loops. 276 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,710 Whoa, whoa, whoo! 277 00:13:06,778 --> 00:13:08,779 You're making a mistake. 278 00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:11,815 I was only trying to kill the Professor. 279 00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:22,726 Hubert, I'm sorry. 280 00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:25,028 Huh? 281 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,363 He doesn't have hair. 282 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,733 Great Little Caesar's ghost. 283 00:13:29,801 --> 00:13:34,271 You fools, you stupid, life-prolonging fools. 284 00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:37,040 I asked Zoidberg to kill me. 285 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,308 Huh? What? What you talkin' 'bout, Professor? 286 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:39,977 Professor, have you gone mad? 287 00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:41,712 Probably. 288 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,213 It's one of the symptoms of Tritonian hypermalaria. 289 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:49,052 You mean the incurable disease that causes fever, spasms, 290 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,054 insanity... 291 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,289 ...coma... 292 00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:55,225 ...and finally death? 293 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:59,696 Yes, and I begged Zoidberg to put me out of my misery. 294 00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:01,865 Bring him... quickly. 295 00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:07,204 Should have known better 296 00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:09,940 than to store my antiques in the office. 297 00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:11,742 LEELA: Zoidberg, we were wrong. 298 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,212 We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor. 299 00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:21,118 Oh, no, he sand-crabbed out. 300 00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:23,220 Then we have no choice. 301 00:14:23,288 --> 00:14:25,956 We'll have to mercy-kill the Professor ourselves. 302 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:27,891 Well, let's get started. 303 00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:34,865 We have a situation, Mother. 304 00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:37,801 This creature tried to sand-crab into the building. 305 00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:39,870 Zoidberg? 306 00:14:39,937 --> 00:14:42,072 Sorry I didn't call first, Carol, but I'm in a hurry. 307 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,840 I need your help to save Hubert. 308 00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:46,209 Let him go and stooge the hell out of here. 309 00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:47,811 We're on it. 310 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:48,912 Ow. Ow! Ow! 311 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,681 Beautiful kids. 312 00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,716 You must be very proud. 313 00:14:52,784 --> 00:14:54,618 John Zoidberg. 314 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,919 It's been a long time. 315 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,120 How have you been? 316 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,889 Not too bad. 317 00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,991 Last year I took a bus trip to the Grand Canyon. 318 00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,793 Later I'll show you the pictures. 319 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,161 Do you ever regret it, John, 320 00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:06,330 leaving me to work for the Professor? 321 00:15:06,397 --> 00:15:09,099 What do you want me to say? 322 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,801 He saved my life. 323 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,169 Oh, big deal. 324 00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:13,970 You could have been rich if you'd stayed. 325 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,506 Your own lab, a full staff. 326 00:15:16,574 --> 00:15:18,642 But Hubert is my friend. 327 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,077 He's very sick. 328 00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:23,046 I can cure him, but I need the thing, 329 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:25,148 the thing from Triton. 330 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,017 It'll cost you, John. 331 00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:28,618 How much are you worth now? 332 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,087 I live in a Dumpster. 333 00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:32,089 All I have in the world is this coupon 334 00:15:32,156 --> 00:15:35,058 for one free session at the tanning salon. 335 00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:38,695 Oh, John, that's really all you have? 336 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,600 Then I'll take it. 337 00:15:51,308 --> 00:15:52,876 Okay, Murdolator's finished. 338 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:59,983 I said I'd kill him myself, but nobody listens to Bender. 339 00:16:00,051 --> 00:16:01,918 We all have to share in the guilt, 340 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:04,654 which is why we're each going to add one drop of cyanide 341 00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,656 to the death wheel as it goes by. 342 00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:19,136 Commence mercy-killing 343 00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:22,406 in three, two, a-yup. 344 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,477 Kill-check one is go. 345 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,995 Kill-check two is go. 346 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,880 It's about time. 347 00:17:12,289 --> 00:17:13,590 Vegetables activated. 348 00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:23,900 Kill-check three is go. 349 00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,635 Also, the salad's ready. 350 00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:28,939 ZOIDBERG: What the hell are you doing? 351 00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:31,641 TEELA: Zoidberg, 352 00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:33,043 we know about your secret agreement. 353 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,679 I am so, so sorry for how we treated you. 354 00:17:36,747 --> 00:17:39,682 And to make it up to you, we're killing the Professor for you 355 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,218 so he doesn't die horribly from hypermalaria. 356 00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:45,221 He doesn't have hypermalaria, you idiots. 357 00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:50,126 He has yeti-ism. 358 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,261 When he saved my life all those years ago, 359 00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:54,130 he was scratched by a yeti. 360 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,268 Hmm, I consider myself almost completely ignorant 361 00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:02,338 of modern medicine, and I've never heard of yeti-ism. 362 00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:05,308 It mimics the symptoms of hypermalaria exactly, 363 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,443 except for the part where instead of dying, 364 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,379 you turn into a yeti. 365 00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:10,480 Aah. 366 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,054 Wow. 367 00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,390 Hold him down while I prepare the antidote. 368 00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:25,228 Another yeti? 369 00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:27,397 Yes, the same jerk that once noshed on me 370 00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,365 like a shrimp toast. 371 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:32,702 Now who's getting his pineal gland extracted? 372 00:18:34,204 --> 00:18:35,805 Ah, yes, 373 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:39,709 this contains a concentrated form of the yeti neurotoxin. 374 00:18:39,777 --> 00:18:42,111 But that's what gave him yeti-ism in the first place. 375 00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,047 Won't it just make him a double-yeti? 376 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:47,183 Don't lecture me about alien physiology, Conrad. 377 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,651 The pineal neurotoxin neutralizes 378 00:18:48,719 --> 00:18:50,520 the adrenal neurotoxin. 379 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,122 That's why yetis don't drive themselves mad. 380 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,464 My God, he's like some kind of believable Hulk. 381 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:03,966 No time for an injection. 382 00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:24,987 ZOIDBERG: I'll be damned, it did make him a double-yeti. 383 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:57,587 It wasn't supposed to do any of those things. 384 00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:07,430 You did it, Johnny. 385 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,332 I'm cured. 386 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,209 All right, let's set it up and try again. 387 00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:27,483 There's one thing I don't understand, Zoidberg. 388 00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:31,354 How did you persuade Mom to give you her precious yeti head? 389 00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:33,723 Did you have to promise anything in return? 390 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,790 Nothing, nothing at all. 391 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:39,290 This calls for a celebration. 392 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:42,190 Come on, everyone, Let´s go tanning! 393 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,690 I was going to tan... 394 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,090 ...once 395 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:54,090 What do you say, Johnny? 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