1 00:00:01,550 --> 00:00:03,357 I'm gonna need you and your buddy to come down to the station, 2 00:00:03,391 --> 00:00:05,836 - give an official statement. - Come on, come on, let him through. 3 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:08,080 He's not answering anything. Your lawyer's inside, Vince. Come on, let's go. 4 00:00:08,114 --> 00:00:11,018 The news says that Vince is gonna have to take a drug test. 5 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:14,096 - Don't worry about that. - If he fails, we have a big problem. 6 00:00:14,131 --> 00:00:16,185 I smoked a joint last week. 7 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:18,252 You think your guy's thing can fool 'em? 8 00:00:18,287 --> 00:00:19,529 I know it can. I've done it. 9 00:00:19,564 --> 00:00:20,968 I don't feel right about this though, Vince. 10 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:22,773 As long as it works. 11 00:00:22,808 --> 00:00:24,241 Ari, what are you doing here? 12 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:26,243 I'm on a date. I'm at my favorite restaurant. 13 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,980 - What's the problem? - He'll have to explain that to you. 14 00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:32,020 - How could you fucking use me like that? - Dana, I was not using you. 15 00:00:32,054 --> 00:00:34,223 - I'm wearing a fake cock. - What? 16 00:00:34,257 --> 00:00:37,160 I will fail this test and I don't know what they're gonna do to me. 17 00:00:37,194 --> 00:00:38,897 It's weed! The judge is cool 18 00:00:38,932 --> 00:00:40,833 but no judge is gonna be cool with that. 19 00:00:40,868 --> 00:00:43,004 Things always work out for us, Vince. 20 00:00:43,038 --> 00:00:45,140 I'm all good. 21 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,692 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 22 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,399 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 23 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:05,469 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 24 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:08,841 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 25 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,044 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 26 00:01:11,078 --> 00:01:13,616 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 27 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:15,819 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 28 00:01:15,853 --> 00:01:19,091 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 29 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:24,765 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 30 00:01:30,709 --> 00:01:34,177 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 31 00:01:34,672 --> 00:01:45,103 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:46,859 --> 00:01:49,928 >>Entourage<< ♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪ 33 00:01:49,963 --> 00:01:52,666 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 34 00:01:59,774 --> 00:02:02,409 I don't mean to put any unnecessary pressure on you, Vince, 35 00:02:02,444 --> 00:02:04,311 but it's very important that this goes well. 36 00:02:04,346 --> 00:02:06,313 When have I ever not aced an interview? 37 00:02:06,347 --> 00:02:08,549 There was that little incident with Maria Menounos, 38 00:02:08,584 --> 00:02:10,652 but you were on downers. Or was it uppers? 39 00:02:10,686 --> 00:02:12,954 My head and my body are completely clear today. 40 00:02:12,989 --> 00:02:15,457 We're not talking "Access Hollywood" here, Vince. 41 00:02:15,492 --> 00:02:18,761 - This is "Vanity Fair," possibly the cover. - Don't worry. I got it. 44 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,968 - Please try and take this seriously. - Yeah, seriously, Vin. 45 00:02:25,002 --> 00:02:27,371 - Please don't forget to mention Don Peppe's. - Of course not. 46 00:02:27,405 --> 00:02:28,805 This is about rehabbing Vince's image, Turtle, 47 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,573 not marketing your fucking greasy spoon. 48 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,410 - Hey, Don Peppe's is no greasy spoon, Shauna. - No, it's not. 49 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:35,812 - Best Italian East of the Miss. - Soon to be the west too. 50 00:02:35,847 --> 00:02:38,248 This is about you, Vince, not Italian food. 51 00:02:38,282 --> 00:02:40,684 Vince loves Italian food. So maybe he can just mention it. 52 00:02:40,718 --> 00:02:42,786 Anything to bring those baked clams to Beverly hills. 53 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:45,088 Plus, I wore the shirt. Maybe she'll ask me about it. 54 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,023 - Oh Jesus. - It's a good shirt. 55 00:02:47,058 --> 00:02:50,093 - Hi. We're here to meet Sophia Lear. - Oh, just one second. 56 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:51,995 So what's this Sophia like? Tough? 57 00:02:52,029 --> 00:02:53,696 Well, she can be. Depends on if she likes you. 58 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:56,432 - What's not to like about Vince? Look at him. - Look at you. 59 00:02:56,466 --> 00:02:59,201 She's right this way. Follow me. 60 00:03:02,071 --> 00:03:04,539 - Is that her? - Yep. 61 00:03:04,574 --> 00:03:06,575 - You're kidding. - Take it easy. 62 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:09,111 Vincent Chase is here. 63 00:03:09,146 --> 00:03:11,981 - Hi, Sophia. - Shauna, so nice to see you again. 64 00:03:12,015 --> 00:03:14,283 - And you. - Vince, Sophia Lear. 65 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:17,520 - Such a pleasure to meet you. - Yeah, thanks. You too. 66 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:19,288 I'm Turtle, friend of Vince's, 67 00:03:19,322 --> 00:03:21,390 and future owner of the best Italian restaurant in Los Angeles. 68 00:03:21,424 --> 00:03:24,293 And future occupier of the bar stool back there. 69 00:03:24,327 --> 00:03:27,263 - Nobody puts Baby in the corner. - Ah, "Dirty Dancing." 70 00:03:27,297 --> 00:03:30,300 Yeah, it was on last night. I was flippin' by. 71 00:03:30,334 --> 00:03:32,701 No one cares. Baby to the corner. 72 00:03:32,736 --> 00:03:35,137 - Nice to meet you, Turtle. - You too. 73 00:03:35,172 --> 00:03:37,974 - You can't stay either, I'm afraid, Shauna. - Oh sure sure, 74 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:40,543 - I'll just eavesdrop from a distance. - Great. 75 00:03:40,577 --> 00:03:42,545 You're ready to start? We can sit right over here. 76 00:03:42,579 --> 00:03:44,447 Yeah. You're gonna go easy on me though, right? 77 00:03:44,481 --> 00:03:47,083 Yes. I hope you studied up on Foreign Affairs. 78 00:03:47,117 --> 00:03:50,152 The world is dying to know what Vincent Chase thinks 79 00:03:50,187 --> 00:03:52,953 - of the nuclear arms bills being debated. - I would love to talk 80 00:03:52,987 --> 00:03:56,188 - about the transition of power in North Korea. - Really? 81 00:03:56,222 --> 00:03:58,123 - I'm kidding. - Oh, good. 82 00:03:58,157 --> 00:04:01,792 So was I. No, I really just want to talk about you and where you're from et cetera. 83 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,627 Whatever you want. I'm entirely yours. 84 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:05,394 You need to calm down, Drama. 85 00:04:05,429 --> 00:04:07,196 How can I when my life is falling apart 86 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,532 - and my representatives don't seem to care? - We care. 87 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:12,400 There's just nothing we can do. Dice's brain has left the building. 88 00:04:12,434 --> 00:04:14,603 Yeah, his hack replacement is killing my show. 89 00:04:14,638 --> 00:04:16,306 Yeah, but it's your job to unkill it. 90 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,040 Well, maybe you can talk some sense into him 91 00:04:18,074 --> 00:04:20,041 - 'cause he won't talk to me. - He fired us. 92 00:04:20,075 --> 00:04:22,309 Well, call him up and try and smooth it over. 93 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:23,744 - I did call him. - What did he say? 94 00:04:23,779 --> 00:04:26,012 He said his foreskin was more supportive than we are. 95 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:28,681 - I thought Dice was a Jew. - He's reformed. 96 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:30,882 - So what am I supposed to do? - Your job, Drama. 97 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:33,051 - And do it well. - I used to do my job well, E, 98 00:04:33,085 --> 00:04:35,019 but this new guy just really sucks. 99 00:04:35,054 --> 00:04:37,721 Would you guys at least come down to the studio 100 00:04:37,756 --> 00:04:40,124 - and tell me I'm not crazy? - No. 101 00:04:40,158 --> 00:04:41,491 - Why not? - 'Cause I don't want to. 102 00:04:41,526 --> 00:04:43,126 And I can't. I have a meeting with Melinda Clark. 103 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:44,928 Sloan's mother?! 104 00:04:44,962 --> 00:04:47,097 - It's her ex-stepmother. - I said the exact same thing. 105 00:04:47,131 --> 00:04:50,299 Why would you have a meeting with your ex's ex-stepmother? 106 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,735 - I said that too. I said that too. - She needs advice. 107 00:04:52,769 --> 00:04:55,470 Advice on what? She already has a manager. 108 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,272 I don't know. Maybe she needs another opinion. 109 00:04:57,306 --> 00:04:59,006 I don't know. I do think she's talented though. 110 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,473 - We think that you are emotional. - Extremely. 111 00:05:01,507 --> 00:05:05,609 Okay? And you are going to be tempted to use this as a way to get Sloan back. 112 00:05:05,643 --> 00:05:07,644 It's her ex-stepmother. How's that gonna work? 113 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:09,879 - I don't know. I'm not an emotional person. - Me neither. 114 00:05:09,914 --> 00:05:11,547 I have never had to win a woman back, all right? 115 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:13,582 I just figured it was kind of a mopey-guy kind of the thing to do. 116 00:05:13,616 --> 00:05:15,517 - Don't be a mope, e! - You're a mope, Drama! 117 00:05:15,551 --> 00:05:17,418 - You're a mope! - You're a mope. I'm not trying to get Sloan back. 118 00:05:17,453 --> 00:05:19,253 Get out of my office. Go to work! 119 00:05:19,287 --> 00:05:21,421 All right, if you can call it work. 120 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,291 - Hello, Eric. - Hello, Melinda. How are you? 121 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,292 Oh, great. Well, good. 122 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,327 Um, I heard you and Sloan broke up. 123 00:05:29,361 --> 00:05:31,662 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah, that's okay. 124 00:05:31,697 --> 00:05:34,699 I can't stay. Um, I just wanted to introduce myself. 125 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:36,634 - I'm Scott Lavin. - Nice to meet you. 126 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:39,670 Yeah, nice to meet you too. 127 00:05:42,073 --> 00:05:44,808 Okay. All right. 128 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:46,476 That's my partner. 129 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:48,845 - He's odd. - Yeah. 130 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:50,412 Anyway, please sit down. 131 00:05:50,447 --> 00:05:53,114 So tell me uh, what happening with you? 132 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:55,283 - I wanna work. - Oh, that's great. 133 00:05:55,317 --> 00:05:57,985 I need to work. Since Terrance and I got divorced, 134 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:01,689 - I just can't sit still. That's not pathetic, right? - No, of course not. 135 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:04,992 I always thought you taking three years off was a complete waste of your talent. 136 00:06:05,026 --> 00:06:06,760 Well, that's sweet of you to say. 137 00:06:06,794 --> 00:06:10,629 But unfortunately my manager didn't take too kindly to my hiatus and dropped me. 138 00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:12,297 Really? I didn't know that. 139 00:06:12,332 --> 00:06:15,500 Well, why do you think I'm here? I want you to manage me. 140 00:06:15,534 --> 00:06:17,101 Why me? 141 00:06:17,136 --> 00:06:19,270 Sloan always spoke so highly of you. 142 00:06:19,304 --> 00:06:22,139 I may hate her father, but I always loved and respected her. 143 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,240 - Yeah. - Eric, I'm so sorry. 144 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:27,243 I don't-- I don't mean to put you on the spot, 145 00:06:27,277 --> 00:06:30,279 but I'm focused and committed to getting my career back, 146 00:06:30,313 --> 00:06:34,182 so think about it. It would really mean a lot to me. 147 00:06:35,284 --> 00:06:37,018 Why do we have to go to Disneyland? 148 00:06:37,053 --> 00:06:39,988 Because it's your father's day and that's where he wants to take you. 149 00:06:40,022 --> 00:06:41,990 Well, let him take Jonah. I'll just hang. 150 00:06:42,024 --> 00:06:44,892 I may not want you there, but daddy does, so be nice. 151 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,695 - Well put, honey. - 18-year-olds don't go to Disneyland 152 00:06:47,729 --> 00:06:49,396 - unless they're stoned. - You're awful. 153 00:06:49,431 --> 00:06:53,066 There they are. Who's ready for "Tea Cups" and "It's A Small World"? 154 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,434 Was thinking "Space Mountain." 155 00:06:54,469 --> 00:06:56,836 - I was thinking about staying home. - Oh, come on, 156 00:06:56,904 --> 00:06:59,071 - we're gonna have fun. - Okay, guys, enjoy. 157 00:06:59,106 --> 00:07:01,807 - Wait, hold on. Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 158 00:07:01,841 --> 00:07:03,675 Well, you came up. There must've been a reason. 159 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:06,143 Jonah begged me to. And you know when his beg turns into a cry. 160 00:07:06,178 --> 00:07:09,579 - No, okay, yeah, I know. - Ari. Ari, are you going somewhere? 161 00:07:09,613 --> 00:07:12,982 Yes, I am, Babs. I'm going to the happiest place on earth-- 162 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:15,151 - Disneyland. What's the problem? - Hello, dear. 163 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,587 - Hello. - The problem is, Taylor Lautner's buddy just finished 164 00:07:17,621 --> 00:07:20,355 writing a script and he loves it and he wants to star in it, 165 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:22,557 - and he wants Dana to have the first shot at it. - Dana Gordon? 166 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:25,092 You can handle it. I'm going to Disneyland. 167 00:07:25,127 --> 00:07:27,761 And I am going home. 168 00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:29,562 - Bye-bye. - Jake, 169 00:07:29,597 --> 00:07:32,832 take Jonah and Sarah to the freebie closet and have them pick something out. 170 00:07:32,867 --> 00:07:34,234 What the fuck is wrong with you? 171 00:07:34,268 --> 00:07:36,168 - You spoke to Dana about this? - Yes. 172 00:07:36,203 --> 00:07:37,970 - And she's coming here? - Yes. 173 00:07:38,004 --> 00:07:40,972 - But why don't we just send it to her? - It can't leave the office. 174 00:07:41,007 --> 00:07:42,540 Taylor's gonna come here and watch her read it. 175 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:44,675 Then she has 12 hours to decide if she's gonna buy it 176 00:07:44,709 --> 00:07:47,444 - or he moves on to the next studio. - I can't be here. 177 00:07:47,478 --> 00:07:49,479 I'll let Taylor know. I'll tell him you're too busy 178 00:07:49,513 --> 00:07:50,881 on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride. 179 00:07:50,915 --> 00:07:54,251 You know how understanding he is. 180 00:07:56,554 --> 00:07:58,222 Jake, 181 00:07:58,256 --> 00:08:01,224 get Dana Gordon on the phone. 182 00:08:01,258 --> 00:08:03,993 - What do you want, Ari? - I don't want this meeting to be weird. 183 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:05,761 - Then don't act weird. - You don't act weird. 184 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:08,630 - You're already acting weird. - If you're using business to see me, 185 00:08:08,665 --> 00:08:10,966 - that's ridiculous. - I'm coming to your office 186 00:08:11,001 --> 00:08:12,634 for Taylor Lautner, not for you. 187 00:08:12,668 --> 00:08:14,869 - Are you sure? - Ari, I don't have time for games. 188 00:08:14,903 --> 00:08:17,371 - There's nothing to worry about on my end. - Mine either. 189 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:21,274 Well, then let's get this done and move on with the day as fast as possible. 190 00:08:22,776 --> 00:08:26,046 - Dad, when are we going? - Change of plans, buddy. 191 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,715 We are going to the L.A. Zoo because it's closer. 192 00:08:28,749 --> 00:08:32,318 - That sucks. - But guess who's coming to the office? 193 00:08:32,352 --> 00:08:34,553 - Taylor Lautner. - Ew. 194 00:08:34,588 --> 00:08:36,388 - Really?! I love you, daddy. - Mm-hmm. 195 00:08:36,422 --> 00:08:38,957 She gets to hang with the wolfman 196 00:08:38,991 --> 00:08:41,392 provided he keeps his shirt on. He has 4% body fat. 197 00:08:41,426 --> 00:08:44,761 Daddy has 5%. Tell mommy. Daddy's been working out. 198 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:48,130 Apart from the drugs, would you say that you had any other addictions? 199 00:08:48,165 --> 00:08:50,265 - Any other...? - Gambling, food. 200 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,200 Well, I'm Italian. I love food. 201 00:08:52,235 --> 00:08:53,869 Have you ever been to Don Peppe's in Queens? 202 00:08:53,903 --> 00:08:56,738 - No. I can't say that I have. - I'd love to take you there sometime. 203 00:08:56,772 --> 00:08:58,341 Okay, one step at a time. Addictions? 204 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,810 - Maybe women. - Really? 205 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:04,013 No, not really, but I have a big heart, so I fall easily. 206 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:06,948 - And often? - Well, if I feel the chemistry 207 00:09:06,983 --> 00:09:09,016 it's kind of hard for me to ignore it. 208 00:09:09,051 --> 00:09:11,785 - Don't you agree? - Do you ever feel guilty 209 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:14,954 - for everything that you have? - I think to be guilty would be arrogant. 210 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,723 I appreciate it all and I'm lucky to share it with my friends. 211 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,993 - And your family? - Well, my mother is happy with bragging rights, 212 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,661 but I do for her what she'll let me. 213 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,897 - And your father? - If he were around, 214 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:27,332 I'm sure I'd do for him what I could too. 215 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:29,066 And when was the last time you saw him? 216 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:31,035 - When I was eight. - Let's talk about that. 217 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:35,605 - I'd rather talk about how beautiful your eyes are. - Oh, Vince, always a charmer. 218 00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:37,439 - Shauna. - I'm sorry. 219 00:09:37,474 --> 00:09:38,874 - That's okay. - I think I have enough. 220 00:09:38,908 --> 00:09:40,408 - Really? - You know, it was great. 221 00:09:40,443 --> 00:09:42,677 - All right. - We appreciate this, Sophia. 222 00:09:42,711 --> 00:09:44,745 If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to call. 223 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:47,514 - Yeah, I'd love to talk some more. - Okay. Thanks. 224 00:09:47,549 --> 00:09:50,117 Come on, Vince. 225 00:09:50,151 --> 00:09:53,853 - That was a disaster! - Well, you obviously couldn't hear the whole thing, Shauna. 226 00:09:53,887 --> 00:09:55,888 No one has ever asked me such poignant questions. 227 00:09:55,923 --> 00:09:58,390 And you didn't answer any of them. You flirted with her 228 00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:01,159 - like a 14-year-old. - Sophia said she liked it. 229 00:10:01,194 --> 00:10:03,428 And she ended the interview basically in the middle. 230 00:10:03,462 --> 00:10:05,463 - Really? - Really. 231 00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:07,798 - Then I should call her and apologize. - No, Vincent, you shouldn't. 232 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:09,767 - I will call her. - Shauna, let me handle this. 233 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:12,702 - What, you're gonna ask her out again? - You asked her out? 234 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:16,138 - I asked her if she wanted to go to Don Peppe's. - That's business. 235 00:10:16,173 --> 00:10:17,773 - Thank you, Vin. - Vince, Sophia is very very smart 236 00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:19,975 and very very good at what she does. Now I don't think 237 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:22,443 that you said anything that'll really hurt you, but you could. 238 00:10:22,478 --> 00:10:26,480 Shauna, please let me handle it. 239 00:10:26,514 --> 00:10:30,117 Sorry, Johnny. Turns out your precious banana tree 240 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,552 is on 51% of my property. 241 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:34,920 - Oh. - That can't be! 242 00:10:34,955 --> 00:10:37,756 Call your lawyer. I already called mine. 243 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:40,625 - Stop sawing! - Timber! 244 00:10:40,659 --> 00:10:42,893 - My car! - Whoops. 245 00:10:42,928 --> 00:10:44,695 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... 246 00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:47,564 See? There it is. I fucking love that. 247 00:10:47,598 --> 00:10:50,500 I'm gonna kill you, Ronald! 248 00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:58,941 What's happening? 249 00:10:58,976 --> 00:11:01,977 Yeah, um, I'm having little trouble with that last line. 250 00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:05,847 - Just say it. It's funny. - No, I'm having trouble with your line-- 251 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:08,583 - The way you're reading it. - The way I'm reading it? 252 00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:10,317 Yeah. Don't read it. Just act it. 253 00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:12,552 Is this guy joking?! 254 00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:14,587 Well, if you don't seem panicked, how can I act scared? 255 00:11:14,621 --> 00:11:17,489 - Guys, please. - You don't think I seemed panicked? 256 00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:19,691 Well, I don't think you seemed anything. 257 00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,126 I mean, what choices were you making? 258 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,228 Billy, can I have a word with you, please? 259 00:11:23,262 --> 00:11:25,997 What? I'm in here making choices. You're just making voices. 260 00:11:26,031 --> 00:11:27,899 What actions were you playing? I can't even tell. 261 00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:31,135 Billy, a word before I kill this guy. 262 00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:34,204 Okay, there's no reason to get angry. I'm just trying to make this work, bro. 263 00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:35,605 You can't make it work 'cause you suck. 264 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:39,508 Oh, I suck? No, I think "Viking Quest" sucked. 265 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,878 - You calm down, Drama. Calm down. - Calm down?! 266 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:45,513 This guy not only sucks, but he thinks he's Sandy Meisner. 267 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,548 - Let's just get it done. - Get what done?! 268 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,383 This show is over if we don't do something. 269 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,618 - What would you like to do? - Get Dice back! 270 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:55,354 - That's not gonna happen. The network won't pay him. - You like this guy? 271 00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:57,323 - Of course not. - Then we need to make it happen. 272 00:11:57,357 --> 00:11:59,725 If there was something I could do, don't you think I would have done it? 273 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:03,128 - I would give anything to have Dice back. - Anything? 274 00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:04,929 Give him a piece of your salary. 275 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,797 Fuck that. Give him your salary. 276 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,633 Yeah, maybe I will. 277 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:14,704 - How is it so far? - So far so good. 278 00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:16,305 - Are you almost done? - No. 279 00:12:16,339 --> 00:12:19,708 - Ari, leave her alone. - Where's Taylor? 280 00:12:19,742 --> 00:12:23,144 He didn't come, but his friend did. 281 00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:25,579 - He wrote it? - No, that's a different friend. 282 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,782 My daughter is gonna be more heartbroken than you are, trust me. 283 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,251 I-- I thought 284 00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:33,986 - you were gonna get through this quickly. - If you'd shut up. 285 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,654 Seriously, Ari. 286 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:39,258 Seriously? Now you're in a meeting? Let's go. 287 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,360 - Where's Taylor? - He's not coming. 288 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,994 Yeah. We're gonna to the next "Vampire" set though, honey. 289 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:45,895 Don't you worry. I'm gonna be right with you guys. 290 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:48,831 - Hi guys. I'm Dana. - Hi. 291 00:12:48,865 --> 00:12:50,566 Are you the Dana that our mom hates? 292 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,469 What?! No! Mom doesn't hate anyone. 293 00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:55,538 No. No. Dana is just someone daddy works with. 294 00:12:55,572 --> 00:12:57,473 That's right. 295 00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:00,776 I'll be with you guys in a little bit. All right. 296 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:02,711 - Actually, I'm done. - You are? 297 00:13:02,745 --> 00:13:05,746 - You heard her, Barbara. - All right, I'll leave you two to discuss. 298 00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:07,681 Come to my office when you're done. 299 00:13:07,715 --> 00:13:10,217 - Do you even have an office here? - Fuck you. 300 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,986 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 301 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:16,421 - I didn't make it weird. - It just is weird. 302 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,856 Your wife hates me? Your kids know? 303 00:13:18,891 --> 00:13:21,459 This is so humiliating. I did nothing wrong! 304 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,795 Of course you didn't. Maybe I did. I'm sorry. It's confusing. 305 00:13:24,829 --> 00:13:28,298 Listen, if it was just you and me, it wouldn't be, but I have a family. 306 00:13:28,332 --> 00:13:30,599 - I don't know what I'm supposed to do. - I didn't ask you 307 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:34,036 - to do anything. - But we can't let this jeopardize our business. 308 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:36,404 I don't intend on it, okay? Right now, I just have to leave. 309 00:13:36,439 --> 00:13:38,940 You're right. I can't separate what happened 310 00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:40,641 and what's happening right now. 311 00:13:40,676 --> 00:13:42,510 So you're gonna miss out on buying this? 312 00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:44,411 I'll buy it. 313 00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:45,745 You didn't even read it. 314 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,914 Well, that's why I'm a studio head-- 315 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:50,650 because I can do whatever the fuck I want. 316 00:13:52,819 --> 00:13:55,955 Yes, I suppose I believe in Melinda, which is why I'm willing to work with her 317 00:13:55,989 --> 00:13:57,723 so you don't have a conflict. 318 00:13:57,757 --> 00:13:59,858 No offense, but she asked for me, not you, all right? 319 00:13:59,892 --> 00:14:02,494 And you walking out of the meeting today didn't exactly help your case. 320 00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:04,429 - Okay, so you do it. I don't give a fuck. - Oh, you don't? 321 00:14:04,463 --> 00:14:07,131 You should. I mean, who was the last person you signed, Scott? 322 00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:09,099 The third ballerina from the left in "The Black Swan"? 323 00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:10,901 Yeah. She got signed and I got sucked. 324 00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:13,770 - You're not serious. - No, I'm not serious. 325 00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:15,838 Are you really questioning my work right now 326 00:14:15,873 --> 00:14:18,007 or are you just projecting your own stress? 327 00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:20,609 I don't wanna piss Sloan off, okay? 328 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:23,578 You see that? You see that? See, that is your biggest fault. 329 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,114 - What? Caring about people? - No. Caring about a woman 330 00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,682 - who destroyed you. - Do I look destroyed? 331 00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:30,885 I don't know. You started out looking like this. 332 00:14:30,919 --> 00:14:33,287 - Whatever. - One more time-- 333 00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:37,157 I'm gonna ask you again: Do you want Sloan back? 334 00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:40,127 - Again, no. - Great! So let's move on. 335 00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:43,296 Start looking out for E and looking out for me. 336 00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:44,998 All right, you're right. 337 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:47,267 I will call Melinda. I will lock it down. 338 00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:51,438 I like it. You see this? You're becoming the destroyer, not the destroyee! 339 00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:53,874 - Uh-huh. - Pay attention, everybody! 340 00:14:53,908 --> 00:14:55,708 This is a gentleman. 341 00:14:55,743 --> 00:14:59,946 - Says Sophia Lear got a first from Oxford. - What's a first? 342 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,481 I don't know. It's gotta be better than a second. 343 00:15:02,516 --> 00:15:04,049 Oxford is a pretty good school. 344 00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:06,085 Where do you think we would have gone if we went to college? 345 00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:08,420 - Probably not Oxford. - No, probably not. 346 00:15:08,454 --> 00:15:09,487 What else you got? 347 00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:12,256 - I got a nude image of her. - Really? 348 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,924 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's doctored. 349 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,525 - How do you know? - 'Cause I doctored it. 350 00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:19,159 Great site-- headandbody.com. 351 00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:22,527 You take the head of the girl you like, match it with a great nude photo... 352 00:15:22,561 --> 00:15:24,028 - She looks good. - I'm an artist. 353 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:25,463 Uh, hello? 354 00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:27,197 - Hello. - Vince. 355 00:15:27,232 --> 00:15:30,033 - Sophia. Hi. - Hi. I hope you weren't holding long. 356 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,401 Is 45 minutes long? 357 00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:35,737 - Funny. So anyway, how can I help you? - Well, to be straightforward, 358 00:15:35,772 --> 00:15:37,840 what Shauna heard of our interview, she wasn't happy with. 359 00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:41,043 - And you? - I thought we had a nice rapport, 360 00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:43,412 - but I guess we didn't get too deep. - No, not really. 361 00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:44,947 I'm sorry. I-I was nervous. 362 00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:47,448 - Oh, you seemed confident. - Well, that was a cover. 363 00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:49,250 - For what? - For my nervousness. 364 00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:51,618 I understand. Unfortunately, 365 00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:55,188 I'm not sure that I'll be able to turn our discussion into an article. 366 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,123 Any chance I can get a second shot? 367 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,824 - You can come here. - Where's here? 368 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,626 My hotel. I'll be more relaxed. 369 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,128 Oh, no. No, I'm not sure that's appropriate. 370 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,830 Aw, I'm sure you interview lots of people at their houses or rooms or whatever. 371 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:10,798 Yes, but not ones who have been propositioning me. 372 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,434 You thought I was propositioning you? 373 00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:16,736 I-I'm sorry. I was more trying to deflect 374 00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:19,205 because some of your questions kind of scared me. 375 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,107 - So you'll answer them now? - Absolutely. 376 00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:24,009 - All of them. I promise. - All right. 377 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,845 - I'll see you in an hour, Vince. - Okay. 378 00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:31,548 Fuck you with "You don't understand." 379 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:36,052 Let me explain it to you in old-school Brooklyn ingles, okay? 380 00:16:36,086 --> 00:16:39,654 You owe me $789, okay? 381 00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:42,625 Yeah. Louie, Louie, pay attention. 382 00:16:42,659 --> 00:16:46,361 I'm gonna go to my bank, take out every fucking nickel I got 383 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,496 just to sue your fucking ass. 384 00:16:48,531 --> 00:16:51,532 Oh, that doesn't work for you? Huh? 385 00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,533 Kiss my fucking asshole lips! 386 00:16:54,902 --> 00:16:56,536 - You okay? - Fucking douche, brother. 387 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,238 Other than that, I'm good. You? 388 00:16:58,272 --> 00:17:00,973 - We need to talk. - Did you walk off the show? 389 00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:03,441 - No. - Yeah, then there's nothing to talk about. 390 00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:06,344 - Dice. - Drama, when a group goes on strike, 391 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,245 the whole group needs to stick together. 392 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,913 Yeah, but I didn't agree to go on strike. 393 00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,983 - Scab. - Don't call me a scab. I'm not a scab. 394 00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:15,852 - Yeah? Then what are you? - A desperate actor 395 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:18,988 because the show I know could be a huge hit is going down on flames 396 00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,923 if you don't wake up. 397 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,192 Yeah, I thought they replaced me. 398 00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:25,161 What are you doing? I thought you quit like 10 years ago. 399 00:17:25,195 --> 00:17:28,663 - I did, I'm just fucking stressed. - Because of this? 400 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:31,732 - No. My son Dylan. - Is he okay? 401 00:17:31,766 --> 00:17:34,201 Got into Princeton. 402 00:17:34,235 --> 00:17:37,670 Do you believe this dumbfuck's son got into an Ivy League school? 403 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:41,740 - Well, that's great, right? - Well, problem is, I can't afford it. 404 00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:44,442 - That's why you gotta come back to work. - No. 405 00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:46,711 I can't come back to work because they're not paying me enough. 406 00:17:46,745 --> 00:17:48,746 I'm gonna have to go on the road seven nights a week 407 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,315 just to pay for his school. But I will. 408 00:17:51,349 --> 00:17:52,983 Dice, you don't have to do that. 409 00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:55,718 - No? Why not? - 'Cause that's why I came here, 410 00:17:55,752 --> 00:17:59,988 to offer you the difference in my salary from yours, make us even. 411 00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:01,990 We'd both would be at 10k an episode. 412 00:18:02,024 --> 00:18:04,658 You wanna offer me your money? 413 00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:06,160 Yeah. 414 00:18:06,194 --> 00:18:08,695 Wow, Drama. 415 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,563 Nobody's ever been that selfless. 416 00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:13,765 - So you'll come back to work? - No. 417 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,769 - Why not?! - Because they need to pay me, not you. 418 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:19,804 And the truth is, I think they're going to. 419 00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:21,438 - Based on what? - Gut feeling. 420 00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:25,108 - Dice, they replaced you. - With a guy that sucks buffalo dick. 421 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:27,277 - It's a bluff! - No, it's not. 422 00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:30,613 We're airing in three weeks. They're replacing all the stuff you did today. 423 00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:34,116 - Look, I reached out to my old agent, Mike Ovitz. - What did he say? 424 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,751 He hasn't called me back yet, but he will. 425 00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,253 And when Ovitz makes a move, the earth shakes. 426 00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:42,054 - Dice. - Drama, listen, 427 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:45,090 my dad always said, "Drama's a real friend." 428 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,925 And I'll never forget your offer, but I know what I'm supposed to get 429 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,826 and I know who's supposed to give it to me. 430 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:54,496 And I will not accept not getting it. 431 00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:58,900 Well, I am so excited about this. 432 00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:00,868 - I think we're gonna make a great team. - Agreed. 433 00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:03,803 I can't wait to get back to work. It's just-- 434 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,206 Well, when you come out of a controlling relationship like I was in, 435 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,408 one that basically sabotaged my career, 436 00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:11,244 it's sometimes tough to move forward. 437 00:19:11,278 --> 00:19:14,147 We're gonna find you something great. We're gonna move forward quickly, 438 00:19:14,181 --> 00:19:15,482 - Melinda, I promise. - Thanks. 439 00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:17,452 - And what about you? - What about me? 440 00:19:17,486 --> 00:19:19,488 - Have you moved forward? - Absolutely. 441 00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:22,824 Well, what happened? Why did you and Sloan break up? 442 00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:25,026 - I don't wanna talk about that. - Did she cheat on you? 443 00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:27,395 - No. - It's in that family's blood. 444 00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:29,730 Well, she didn't cheat on me. We had a mutual break-up. 445 00:19:29,765 --> 00:19:32,800 Uh. Nothing with the McQuewicks is ever mutual. 446 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:36,236 She kind of pushed me into it, but in the end I agreed. 447 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:39,171 Sure. When I found out Terrance was fucking around on me, 448 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:43,107 I agreed we were done. I don't think Sloan was ever in my corner anyway. 449 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,210 - I thought you liked Sloan. - As much as you can like an ice princess. 450 00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:48,445 Oh come on, she's not an ice princess. 451 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,681 Oh come on, Eric, she's a little cold. 452 00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:53,016 Can we have two more of these when you get a second? 453 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,051 Thanks. 454 00:19:55,085 --> 00:19:56,953 You're not over it. 455 00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:01,256 No. Well, I tell people I am, but I'm not. No one believes me. 456 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:05,027 - You know, we were gonna get married. I wanted to. - Then what happened? 457 00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:06,696 Terrance asked me to sign a prenup. 458 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,698 Ah, must've wised up after me. 459 00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:10,667 Who knows? She probably wanted me to also. 460 00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,869 It got ugly though. I mean, I destroyed Murray. 461 00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:15,171 Whatever. The past is the past 462 00:20:15,205 --> 00:20:17,506 and I am moving forward, so. Cheers. 463 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,674 Well, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up, 464 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:22,610 but you're a sweet guy, Eric. 465 00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:24,478 Sloan was lucky to have you. 466 00:20:24,513 --> 00:20:26,680 God, I've never had a guy as committed as you. 467 00:20:26,715 --> 00:20:29,850 If she didn't appreciate it, that's all there is to focus on. 468 00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:32,052 If it wasn't the prenup, it would have been something else. 469 00:20:32,086 --> 00:20:34,987 - You think? - I know. 470 00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,756 - Ah, who knows? Maybe she is a little cold. - There you go. 471 00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:39,257 And in the future 472 00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:42,860 - we'll find someone to warm you up. - Great. 473 00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:45,829 And maybe find me someone who doesn't need a pill every five minutes 474 00:20:45,897 --> 00:20:48,165 - to keep me warm. - Wow. 475 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,800 I am really sorry, you guys. 476 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:54,337 - I am gonna make it up o you. How about Hawaii? - Will Taylor come there? 477 00:20:54,371 --> 00:20:56,271 Him and Robert Pattinson. 478 00:20:56,306 --> 00:21:00,075 - Quit while you're ahead, dad. We still love you. - I love you guys too. 479 00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:02,177 - Hi, baby. - Hi, mom. 480 00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:04,546 - What happened? - I-I couldn't get out of the office. 481 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,214 - Oh, Ari. - I'm sorry. 482 00:21:06,249 --> 00:21:08,883 And I'm sorry that I brought Dana to the restaurant the other night. 483 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,918 But please stop poisoning the kids. 484 00:21:10,952 --> 00:21:12,519 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Okay, look, 485 00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:14,421 let's just regroup, okay? I'm sorry. 486 00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:17,056 My behavior has been bad. I'm unraveling. 487 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:20,025 - I don't like not knowing what's happening. - What's to know? 488 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,827 - You're in the office with your girlfriend. - She's the head of a studio. 489 00:21:22,862 --> 00:21:25,430 And how do you think the town would react if they found out about you two? 490 00:21:25,464 --> 00:21:28,733 There's nothing to find out. And I've already suffered the brunt of the gossip 491 00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,768 because my wife is running around with Chef Boyardee. 492 00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:33,604 But I didn't disappoint the kids. But that's nothing new. 493 00:21:33,638 --> 00:21:36,039 This has always been the problem. Girlfriend or not, 494 00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:37,774 work has always trumped family for you. 495 00:21:37,808 --> 00:21:41,510 I am trying to do the right thing, but you won't let me. 496 00:21:41,545 --> 00:21:44,346 You say you've changed, but today is the perfect example 497 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,014 of how worthless your words are. 498 00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:48,250 What do you wanna do? 499 00:21:48,284 --> 00:21:49,784 Oh, I did what I want to do. 500 00:21:49,818 --> 00:21:53,053 I called a lawyer and I'm filing for divorce. 501 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,226 So if the network thinks this guy sucks also, 502 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:03,162 - why won't they do something? - Because they're not gonna get pushed around 503 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,498 - by Andrew Dice Clay. - Oh, so this is just about ego? 504 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,401 That's how this town goes sometimes. Yeah. 505 00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:12,237 Is this guy like Moonves's nephew or something? 506 00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:13,905 - What? No. - Is he yours? 507 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:16,407 No! No. But he was brought in on budget 508 00:22:16,442 --> 00:22:18,542 because we burned so much money doing all this stuff 509 00:22:18,576 --> 00:22:21,978 - with Dice. - Jesus Christ, Phil! On a budget now? 510 00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,713 - I don't-- - This show could be so great. 511 00:22:24,747 --> 00:22:26,381 I know that more than I know anything. 512 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,049 - I know, I know. - But it needs both of us. 513 00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:30,885 Can you imagine "The Flintstones" without Barney, 514 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,421 "The Honeymooners" without Ed Norton? 515 00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:35,056 - Would they work? - I don't know. 516 00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:37,658 And you're depressing the shit out of me because I agree, 517 00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:40,560 but you know what? I'm not sure the network does. 518 00:22:40,595 --> 00:22:42,696 What do you mean? 519 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,630 Forget the budget. Maybe it's ego, 520 00:22:44,665 --> 00:22:47,733 maybe it's not. I don't wanna make your ego any crazier. 521 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,768 That's not possible. 522 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,370 But they don't see the show like you do. 523 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,405 They don't see a buddy show. They love Dice, 524 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,574 but they see you really carrying it. 525 00:22:57,608 --> 00:23:01,511 If this show goes, they'll really just tailor the whole thing around you. 526 00:23:02,412 --> 00:23:04,146 Wow. 527 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:07,182 - I don't think I've ever heard that. - Feels good, doesn't it? 528 00:23:07,216 --> 00:23:10,485 - Yeah, it feels great. - Yeah. 529 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,720 Ah, but-- but I'm not buying it though. 530 00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:15,989 Need Dice. We're a magical combination together. 531 00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:17,957 - I know it! - What are you gonna do? 532 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:22,361 I guess what I have to do. 533 00:23:22,395 --> 00:23:26,131 Since they believe in me, I'm walking also. 534 00:23:30,503 --> 00:23:33,704 What put you in Carl Ertz's house that night? 535 00:23:33,739 --> 00:23:35,272 Honestly, work. 536 00:23:35,307 --> 00:23:38,241 I wanted to get this project going for my brother and he was into it. 537 00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:40,743 Did you really not see what an unstable person he was? 538 00:23:40,778 --> 00:23:43,179 - You trusted that he was capable of helping you. - He was an addict 539 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:46,081 - and I wanted to give him a chance. - Like you want another chance? 540 00:23:46,116 --> 00:23:47,849 - Yes. - So in hindsight, 541 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:50,752 do you regret putting yourself in that position? 542 00:23:50,786 --> 00:23:52,253 I don't follow. 543 00:23:52,287 --> 00:23:54,355 Well, you risked your own salvation for a man 544 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:56,090 that ultimately didn't care about yours. 545 00:23:56,124 --> 00:23:57,491 So be it. 546 00:23:57,525 --> 00:23:59,526 Do think that in some way had something to do 547 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,461 with your father abandoning you and your family? 548 00:24:01,495 --> 00:24:04,397 - I think that's a stretch. - Perhaps, 549 00:24:04,431 --> 00:24:06,232 but you said yourself if he showed up today 550 00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:07,666 you'd welcome him back into your life. 551 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:10,035 - I didn't say that. - So you wouldn't? 552 00:24:10,069 --> 00:24:12,236 I'd help him financially if he needed it. 553 00:24:12,271 --> 00:24:13,938 But you are angry with him? 554 00:24:13,972 --> 00:24:15,940 I wouldn't change my childhood-- 555 00:24:15,974 --> 00:24:18,909 Not even the memory of him walking out at dinner without saying goodbye. 556 00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:21,078 Why is that? 557 00:24:21,112 --> 00:24:24,180 I was raised by my mother, my grandmother and my aunt. 558 00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:25,882 They gave me the strength. 559 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,384 And it's because of them, I think, that I have an appreciation 560 00:24:28,418 --> 00:24:30,085 and respect for women most men don't have. 561 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,088 Even porn stars? 562 00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:35,824 I never judged Sasha for what she did. 563 00:24:35,858 --> 00:24:39,360 I always saw her for the beautiful, intelligent woman she is. 564 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,961 Would she corroborate that? 565 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:44,497 Like most relationships, we had our problems and, unfortunately for her, 566 00:24:44,532 --> 00:24:46,066 she saw me in my darkest days. 567 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,668 She deserved better than me and I hope she finds it. 568 00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:52,637 - Thank you for your honesty. - Thanks for the second chance. 569 00:24:52,672 --> 00:24:54,606 Turtle, see you soon. 570 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,674 - Good to see you again. - I'll be in touch. 571 00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:59,043 Do you wanna grab a drink? 572 00:24:59,077 --> 00:25:01,445 No, I don't think that would be right. 573 00:25:01,479 --> 00:25:04,180 But you know all about me now and I know nothing about you. 574 00:25:04,215 --> 00:25:06,916 Yes. That's because I'm the journalist 575 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,617 and you're the subject. 576 00:25:08,652 --> 00:25:10,786 I just thought since I managed to stay professional, 577 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,354 we could get to know each other now. 578 00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:15,023 Mr. Chase, I'm flattered, but I take my work very seriously 579 00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:17,291 and I really wouldn't want to compromise that for a fleeting desire. 580 00:25:17,325 --> 00:25:19,159 After all, desire attained is not in fact desire. 581 00:25:19,194 --> 00:25:21,628 Can you please respect that? 582 00:25:21,662 --> 00:25:23,930 - Yeah. - Thank you. 583 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:32,671 - She's a tough one, huh? - I love her. 584 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:35,707 Do you know that Terrance still has nannies come to the house on Halloween 585 00:25:35,741 --> 00:25:37,608 - to handle the trick-or-treaters? - Oh, come on. 586 00:25:37,643 --> 00:25:39,943 - Yeah. - Which is probably why Sloan is the way she is. 587 00:25:39,978 --> 00:25:41,678 Oh, that and the fact that he gives her 588 00:25:41,713 --> 00:25:45,715 - a $200,000-a-month allowance. - Well, she has a job. 589 00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:48,618 - Doing what? - Planning parties for charities. 590 00:25:51,989 --> 00:25:54,390 - Oh boy. - Oh my goodness, 591 00:25:54,424 --> 00:25:56,124 I have not laughed like this in years. 592 00:25:56,158 --> 00:25:58,392 Oh, I have. Sloan's a laugh a minute. 593 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,393 - You've got to hear her. - I'm sad. 594 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:03,362 - You're drunk. - That is true. 595 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,230 Why don't we call a cab, get you home? 596 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,235 You've never needed Viagra, have you, Eric? 597 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:15,138 Hey, it's Dana. Leave a message. 598 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:22,247 Fuck you, plant. 599 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,817 Fuck you, fucking 20" screen. 600 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,353 Fuck you, 601 00:26:28,388 --> 00:26:30,689 you fucking stupid fucking balcony! 602 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:33,626 - Shut the fuck up! - Fuck you the most! 603 00:26:38,399 --> 00:26:39,666 Hello? 604 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,701 - Ari? - Dana. 605 00:26:41,735 --> 00:26:44,737 - Hey, how are you? - Did you just call me? 606 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,939 - It's possible. - Are you okay? 607 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,008 Uh... 608 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,444 - I don't think so. - I'm sorry. 609 00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:54,614 No, it's all right. What can you do? 610 00:26:55,549 --> 00:26:57,117 I can come over. 611 00:26:58,652 --> 00:27:01,787 Is this some sort of cruel prank to stick it to me? 612 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,523 Because I cannot deal with a revenge fuck right now. 613 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,224 Well, maybe I can. 614 00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,693 Ari, I'm lonely. 615 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:13,863 I freaked today and I know this is complicated, 616 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:17,133 but I guess what I'm trying to say is, 617 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:20,769 I can see how complicated it is for you too, 618 00:27:20,837 --> 00:27:22,571 so one day at a time. 619 00:27:22,605 --> 00:27:25,606 I'll take my chances if you still want to. 620 00:27:25,641 --> 00:27:27,841 No pressure. 621 00:27:29,877 --> 00:27:32,111 - We're going to hell. - No. 622 00:27:32,145 --> 00:27:34,479 - Oh, I am for sure. - Oh, stop. 623 00:27:34,513 --> 00:27:36,880 We bonded over drunken sharing and painful memories. 624 00:27:36,915 --> 00:27:39,115 It happens all the time. 625 00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:40,816 I actually feel better. 626 00:27:40,851 --> 00:27:42,885 I do too. 627 00:27:42,919 --> 00:27:45,086 So we used each other. 628 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:46,921 Yeah, no big deal. 629 00:27:46,955 --> 00:27:51,758 You can get that. I won't take it personally. 630 00:27:56,197 --> 00:27:58,031 Hello? 631 00:27:58,065 --> 00:28:00,900 Please tell me you didn't meet with Melinda. 632 00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:02,934 - Sloan? - My father just called 633 00:28:02,968 --> 00:28:06,068 to tell me that Melinda emailed him that she was gonna fuck you. 634 00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:07,869 That's just nuts. 635 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:10,004 - Did you meet her? - Yeah, I met her. 636 00:28:10,038 --> 00:28:12,139 - She asked me to represent her, that's all. - And you didn't think 637 00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:14,275 - to ask me? - Well, I did, and then the thought occurred to me 638 00:28:14,309 --> 00:28:16,610 that you and I aren't in each other's lives anymore. So what's the point? 639 00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:21,480 There's no point, Eric. Goodbye. 640 00:28:22,549 --> 00:28:24,083 Uh-oh. 641 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:30,755 Did you meet with me just to get back at Terrance? 642 00:28:30,789 --> 00:28:35,626 Maybe at first, but then I had a really great time. 643 00:28:36,962 --> 00:28:39,763 You're still gonna be my manager though, right? 644 00:28:45,002 --> 00:28:47,336 ♪ Sittin', thinkin' ♪ 645 00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:59,160 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 646 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:04,017 ♪ Some little girl will pass on by ♪ 647 00:29:04,051 --> 00:29:06,519 ♪ don't wanna be alone ♪ 648 00:29:06,553 --> 00:29:08,788 ♪ but I love my girl at home ♪ 649 00:29:08,822 --> 00:29:13,325 ♪ I remember what she said ♪ 650 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:16,728 ♪ she said, my my my ♪ 651 00:29:16,763 --> 00:29:18,764 ♪ don't tell lies ♪ 652 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:22,868 ♪ keep fidelity in your head ♪ 653 00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:28,640 ♪ my my my, don't tell lies ♪ 654 00:29:28,674 --> 00:29:33,211 ♪ when you're done, you'll sure go to bed ♪ 655 00:29:33,245 --> 00:29:35,479 ♪ don't say hi ♪