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Double time, soldier.
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I want this ice fishing
operation up and running
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by 0800 hours.
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(shivers)
It's too cold, Dad.
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My teen region is freezing off.
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(blows raspberry)
You don't know what cold is.
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I once survived an entire week
trapped in a Swiss glacier,
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eating nothing but
frozen Neanderthal.
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To this day I can't stand
the taste of early hominid.
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(groans)
Let's just get inside the shack.
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- Hold, maggot!
- Ow!
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Remember the code of the ice:
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Thick and blue, tried and true;
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thin and crispy, way too risky.
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Shows what you know.
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Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky.
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Aah!
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Help, I'm drowning!
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(blubbering)
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Don't worry, son, you'll
freeze before you drown.
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(sniffs)
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(exhales)
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I love ice fishing.
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I shouldn't be out in this cold.
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I have no protective fat, hair
or warm blood.
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I'm not even legally a mammal.
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(blows raspberry)
You don't know what cold is.
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I was frozen for a thousand years.
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You were?
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Huh, learn something dumb every day.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Live bait.
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Get your live bait here.
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(gasps)
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Fresh killed bait.
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(chokes)
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(shivers)
Can we get inside the shack?
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I'm wearing a belly parka.
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If I understand ice fishing,
and I'm pretty sure I don't,
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we'll need to laser-blast
a hole in the ice.
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No, no crazy technology.
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Here, Bender, use
your immense robot strength
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to drill a hole
the old-fashioned way.
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I don't see any irony in that.
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And voilà !
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Everybody's ice fishing.
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How come nobody's ice fishing?
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Hot cocoa break.
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Cocoa is for yodeling babies.
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If you're sober,
it isn't ice fishing.
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(gagging)
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(shudders)
Mom, what's my temperature?
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50, 45, 40.
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It's all over.
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(whimpers)
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(crowd cheering on television)
Whoo!
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Down at the 35!
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I'm really sick.
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Huh?
Oh, sorry.
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A hundred and nine.
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We'll check it again at halftime.
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You home from school, you traitor?
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I fell through the ice.
Cut me some slack.
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Nobody cut me any slack
when I broke my spine.
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Didn't even take a day off of work.
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Lot of people depend on you
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when you sell trampolines
door to door.
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Here's your homework, you lucky knob.
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And with a little more luck
from my seven-leaf clover,
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I might get sick enough
to miss the whole semester.
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Hey, give me that.
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(both grunting)
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No.
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Give it to me, you faker.
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No, you're not getting it.
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(squeaking)
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Ow, my underbite.
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MR. FRY:
Come on, Yancy,
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your brother's sick.
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You'll never have
a better chance to take him out.
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Dad.
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"Nerd Search '88"?
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What's this?
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Some stupid science contest
for smartwads.
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NASA's going to pick one kid's
experiment to launch into space.
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(gasps)
I could make a space experiment.
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I just got a new thing of glitter.
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I'm not sure science is your thing,
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seeing how that chimp
at the zoo tricked you
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out of your allowance.
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Yeah, well, I'll show you
and Mr. Bananas.
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Anyway, I've got nothing better to do
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while I'm sick in bed.
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Wait, that's it.
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I'll make a space experiment
about the common cold.
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Where's that contest flyer?
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You're holding it, genius.
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Oh, good.
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I feel awful, but it was worth it
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to catch and kill this baby fish.
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(sneezes, sighs)
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Shmeez, what's with
the shmiffling?
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It's nothing.
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(sniffs)
Just a common cold.
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- Wha...?
- Common huh?
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- What the hell's a common cold?
- Is it valuable?
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Could it be taken from you
if you were, say, unconscious?
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A common-- a common cold?!
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No, no...!
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Ever since Fry first came to us,
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I've lived in mortal terror
that this would happen.
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I never heard you mention that.
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Oh, I try to act cool, but
inside I'm freaking out.
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It's just a cold.
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(sneezes)
What's the big deal?
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(sirens wailing)
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This is the police.
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An unknown pathogen has been
detected on these premises.
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Come out with your hands...
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I mean, stay in with your hands up.
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You are hereby quarantined
until such time
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as it is deemed safe to enter
and shoot your asses.
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(all gasp)
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Now, now, let's not
all panic at once.
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We'll have to take shifts.
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Hermes, you take the first six hours.
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Very well.
(clears throat)
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(screaming)
Louder, louder!
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Right, baby.
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Look, I just have a common...
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(high-pitched):
...cold!
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It'll be gone as fast
as I can sneeze, hurl,
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and squirt it out.
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No, it won't.
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The common cold died out
500 years ago,
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and subsequently, humanity lost
all resistance to its ravages,
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but the virus survived in you,
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frozen for a thousand years.
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Huh, so it was hiding
deep down inside of me,
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like my skeleton bones?
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Give it to us straight, Professor.
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How incredibly deadly is it?
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We don't know.
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It could kill millions or nobody.
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I suppose it might even bring
a few people back to life.
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Anything is possible in science.
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(sneezes)
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Oh, no, I've got it, too.
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(all shudder)
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My nose is all gunked up with blork.
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And I've got a hankering
for a useless remedy
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created by a schoolteacher.
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(all shudder)
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Uh-oh, I think
I'm getting swollen glands.
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(sickly croaking)
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(all groaning)
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Screw the quarantine,
I'm out of here.
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Initiate containment procedure.
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(grunting)
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Aah, ow, oh!
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Go on now.
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(sneezes)
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Now I'm sick.
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I shudder to think
what this cold will do to me.
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Yesterday I was nearly killed
by a tight hat.
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I'd be remiss if I didn't rub
your goopy noses
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in the fact that I'm immune.
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(laughs)
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Which is why we'll all be
counting on you and you alone
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to nurse us through this catastrophe.
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(sighs)
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Why, God?
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Why have I been singled out?
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(coughing and groaning)
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Everyone just calm down and make
yourself a tissue walrus.
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Damn it, son, lose the tissues.
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You're ruining Thanksgiving dinner.
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I'm busy with my space experiment.
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I can't devote precious
brainpower to blowing my nose.
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You're never going to win
that science fair, Philip.
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Face it, someone
with your limited brainpower
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would be lucky to get a job
as a pizza delivery boy.
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Hey, Barack,
pizza going out, come on.
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Man, I have got to go
back to law school.
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(blows raspberry)
I'm not going to wind up a loser
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like that guy.
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Sure you will.
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You're going to lose
the science fair,
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and that's who's going to beat you--
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Josh Gedgie, boy scientist.
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Pi over four radians
of pizza, please.
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What is that, about a slice?
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More like exactly a slice.
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(wheezing laugh)
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Game on, Gedgie.
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(sneezes)
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YANCY:
Ew!
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I've had worse.
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When I was shot down over Korea,
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I had to eat Kimchi.
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He was our interpreter.
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(chomps loudly)
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(bell jingles)
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(bell continues jingling)
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(Bender snoring)
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(muttering)
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(gasps)
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(bell continues jingling)
Coming.
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(jingling)
(panting)
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What now?
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Humidifier.
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(groans)
Fine.
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(bubbling)
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(jingling)
Yes?
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(coughing):
Where's that chicken soup
we asked for?
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(chicken clucking)
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Chicken, water, fire.
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You take it from there.
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This is torture--
the fever, the chills,
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and the sweating--
Amy's horrible sweating!
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(sneezes)
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That's it.
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I'm leaving
while I still have my dignity.
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See you in the obituaries.
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(sneaky laugh)
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How's the containment holding up?
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Without turning my head,
I'd say 100%.
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(door opens)
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Howdy, folks, and may I say
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nice work keeping
those sickos penned up.
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Put her there.
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You, too, buddy,
and you and you and you
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and especially you.
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(coughing)
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That robot was
a heck of a nice feller.
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(squeaking)
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You'd better stay here
during biology.
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Mrs. Jenkins dissects anything
smaller than a fifth-grader.
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(gasps, sneezes)
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Well, if it isn't Grandmaster Phlegm.
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I heard you're entering the
NASA science competition.
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Maybe I am, LL Fool J.
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So what's your project-- the
effects of losing on idiots?
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No, I'm gonna infect my
guinea pig with the common cold
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and launch it into space to see
if it gets cured by cosmic rays.
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(wheezing laugh)
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Lame, though the common cold
virus does seem
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like a judge-pleaser.
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I think I'll steal that
and do an experiment
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that's slightly less very stupid.
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But that's my idea.
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You are an evil, evil nerd.
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Gedgie out.
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We'll show him who's stupid.
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(coughs)
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(guinea pig coughs)
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♪ ♪
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(coughing)
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Linda?
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Borbo, the so-called common cold,
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introduced by living
fossil Philip J. Fry,
265
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,820
is spreading out of control.
266
00:11:11,945 --> 00:11:14,389
All citizens are advised
to wash their hands thoroughly
267
00:11:14,514 --> 00:11:16,591
after beating up Philip J. Fry.
268
00:11:16,716 --> 00:11:18,927
Phew! Lucky I'm safely
locked up here with you guys.
269
00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:20,395
There he is!
270
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,763
Get him!
271
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,932
Ow! Ow! Ow! Wait!
272
00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:26,001
The situation is expected
to deteriorate
273
00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:29,304
as newscasters whip
the city into a panic.
274
00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:32,007
Run! Run for your lives!
275
00:11:32,132 --> 00:11:34,400
(screaming and yelling,
thudding)
276
00:11:36,836 --> 00:11:38,413
(chuckling)
277
00:11:38,538 --> 00:11:42,050
And finally, the heartwarming
story of a handicapped magician
278
00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:44,342
who didn't know when to give up.
279
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:48,890
(beeping)
280
00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,359
I don't like the looks
of this, Mr. President.
281
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,728
Shall I switch it off?
282
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:55,396
Negative.
283
00:11:55,521 --> 00:11:57,365
Rosemary,
release the surgeon general.
284
00:11:57,631 --> 00:11:59,167
ROSEMARY:
Get in there!
285
00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,502
Ow! It's bright out here.
286
00:12:01,627 --> 00:12:03,938
Wernstrom, the quarantine has failed.
287
00:12:04,063 --> 00:12:05,974
Give me a worst case scenario.
288
00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:07,809
And make it grim.
289
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,744
I've prepared some projections.
290
00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,846
Should the virus escape Manhattan,
291
00:12:11,971 --> 00:12:14,615
this is how far
it will spread in 12 hours.
292
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,284
This is 24 hours.
293
00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:18,119
This is a Verizon coverage map.
294
00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:21,756
And in 36 hours, it will have
infected the entire planet.
295
00:12:21,881 --> 00:12:22,623
Options?
296
00:12:22,748 --> 00:12:23,992
We have only one option.
297
00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:26,728
Protocol 62.
298
00:12:26,853 --> 00:12:28,162
Not possible.
299
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:29,630
We don't have arly enough piranhas.
300
00:12:29,755 --> 00:12:33,792
Then protocol 63 it is.
301
00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:38,639
(sirens wailing)
302
00:12:38,764 --> 00:12:40,208
Hooray!
(coughs)
303
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,552
They're letting us out!
304
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,078
And hundreds of black hovercopters
305
00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:45,737
are coming to welcome us!
306
00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:51,119
(coughing)
307
00:12:51,244 --> 00:12:53,254
(panicked yelling)
308
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,747
(coughing)
309
00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:06,171
They shrink-wrapped the whole city.
310
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,786
Well, it could be worse.
311
00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:09,120
(rumbling)
312
00:13:09,537 --> 00:13:11,373
It is worse!
313
00:13:21,741 --> 00:13:25,486
(pulsating whirring)
314
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:28,623
(rhythmic humming and whirring)
315
00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:30,682
(bell clanging)
316
00:13:37,523 --> 00:13:39,275
ZOIDBERG: Oh!
317
00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,569
They're flying
Manhattan into the sun!
318
00:13:41,735 --> 00:13:43,490
They must have been out of piranhas.
319
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,021
They're gonna kill the virus
by exposing it
320
00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:47,909
to the heat of our burning bodies!
321
00:13:48,075 --> 00:13:51,121
I'm just glad I have my wool scarf.
322
00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:52,908
What good is a wool...?
323
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:53,805
(choking)
324
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,752
(panting)
Guys! Guys, you're never
gonna believe this!
325
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:05,769
We know!
326
00:14:05,894 --> 00:14:08,339
They shmooped up Manhattan
and blasted us toward the sun!
327
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:13,210
They did? Oh, so that's
why this was unguarded.
328
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,212
People of New New York,
329
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,708
this is Surgeon General
Ogden Wernstrom.
330
00:14:17,874 --> 00:14:19,116
Wern...
331
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:21,252
(coughing)
332
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,046
...strom!
333
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,422
No doctor likes hurling
his patients into the sun,
334
00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:27,057
but since there is no way
335
00:14:27,182 --> 00:14:28,992
to make a vaccine
for the common cold...
336
00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,304
(Professor grunts)
337
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,529
There is a way to make a vaccine!
338
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,465
There is? Yay!
339
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,727
Of course,
there's a catch.
(whoops)
340
00:14:36,992 --> 00:14:38,402
Yay! Yay!
341
00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,314
So what's the catch?
342
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,539
The vaccine requires the original,
343
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,652
unmutated 20th-century cold virus,
344
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,512
so I need to grind you into a paste.
345
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,532
Professor, no!
346
00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:52,182
It's okay, Leela.
347
00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:53,751
This is all my fault sort of.
348
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,552
If this will save you, then please,
349
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,087
turn me into a virus milkshake.
350
00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:58,655
He consented!
You all heard it!
351
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,381
(whirring)
352
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:08,322
♪ ♪
353
00:15:12,728 --> 00:15:14,972
Yes, sir, many of these
entries merit a ride
354
00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:17,541
in the mighty bosom
of our space shuttle.
355
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:21,855
And then there's
your so-called entry.
356
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,148
(sniffles and sneezes)
357
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:27,277
Geez! Walk much, Gedgie?
358
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:28,919
Absurd. You really think
359
00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:31,323
your guinea pig can survive
in the vacuum of space?
360
00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:33,624
He already survived
in the vacuum of my mom.
361
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,744
I mean, my mom's vacuum.
362
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:38,362
My experiment measures
the effect of microgravity
363
00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:40,464
on the propagation
of the common cold virus
364
00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:43,267
in an anaerobic environment,
i.e., space.
365
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:44,961
Impressed?
366
00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:46,470
Damn right I am.
367
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,939
That's some dry, emotionless science.
368
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,926
Nice job, son.
369
00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:54,302
(sniffling, sneezing)
370
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,347
Hey, wait a second!
371
00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:59,983
I know where you can get some
20th century cold virus
372
00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:01,436
without killing me!
373
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:05,055
Hush, lad.
I'm totally in the zone.
374
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:08,025
We just have to find the
Nerd Search '88 satellite.
375
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:12,496
Oh! I don't know why
I even build these things.
376
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,956
(whooshing)
377
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:20,437
Gunnery Chief Bender,
blast us out of quarantine.
378
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,172
Aye aye, lady!
379
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:24,274
(rhythmic bleeps)
380
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,128
(ricocheting)
381
00:16:26,294 --> 00:16:27,444
Oh, fiddlepoop!
382
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,213
Our weapons aren't strong enough
383
00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:31,481
to puncture a thin
plastic tent that thick.
384
00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,350
No, but theirs are!
385
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:35,018
(beeping)
386
00:16:35,143 --> 00:16:38,140
Captain, a ship is attempting
to break the quarantine.
387
00:16:38,306 --> 00:16:40,958
Blow them to Bac-O bits
with a well-placed warning shot.
388
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,644
But... (gasps)
389
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,151
(beep)
Oh!
390
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,501
Oops.
391
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,437
We'll find that cold virus.
392
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:55,906
The Nerd Search satellite was
launched on the space shuttle
393
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,541
and released into orbit.
394
00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:02,779
Hmm. All ancient satellites were
swept up as space junk in 2113.
395
00:17:02,904 --> 00:17:04,114
I actually knew that offhand.
396
00:17:04,239 --> 00:17:06,149
I'm Facebooking right now.
397
00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:08,552
(trilling)
Aha!
398
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:11,221
That satellite was scuttled
on Enceladus,
399
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:13,924
Saturn's main dump moon.
400
00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:15,316
Let's dump it up!
401
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,535
(beeping)
This is the exact location of the dump,
402
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,471
but there's nothing here.
403
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:29,373
Can we please go home and die now?
404
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,308
I'm with Bender.
405
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,010
Whatever was here has been covered
406
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,178
by centuries of ice buildup.
407
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,014
No! It's under here somewhere!
408
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,493
We just have to bust our way down.
409
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,184
Remember the code of the ice.
410
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:43,854
Thin and crispy, way too risky!
411
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,590
(grunting)
412
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:49,683
(whimpering
and yelling)
413
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,964
LEELA:
I found the satellite!
414
00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:58,268
Let's just hope
the experiment's still in here.
415
00:17:58,552 --> 00:18:00,570
Yes! We're saved!
416
00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:02,272
(microphone feedback)
417
00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,876
And now, to present the awards,
our very special guest.
418
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,611
He walked on the moon,
419
00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:10,580
and now he is judging
a high school science contest.
420
00:18:10,705 --> 00:18:13,884
Truly a man who can
and will do anything:
421
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,385
Dr. Buzz Aldrin!
422
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:17,921
(applause)
423
00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:20,023
Wow. I could have used
an introduction like that
424
00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:22,626
when I first met the moon men.
425
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,080
(Aldrin laughs)
(laughter)
426
00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:27,597
But seriously, there are moon men.
427
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:31,168
Okay, this year's
Nerd Search runner-up
428
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:34,504
is a young man who devised
a way to add and subtract
429
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:40,410
in zero gravity-- Vijay Patel
and his calculator space hat!
430
00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,203
(applause)
(whooping)
431
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:44,948
(whooping)
432
00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:46,717
And now, the grand prize winner
433
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:50,020
whose experiment will be
launched into space...
434
00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:52,422
(drumroll)
435
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:55,125
Look at that cocky smirk.
436
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,028
My money's on Gedgie.
437
00:18:57,194 --> 00:18:59,463
Yeah? He may have brains,
but I have heart.
438
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:01,398
Josh Gedgie!
439
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:02,833
(Josh laughs)
440
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,159
I'll bring the car around.
441
00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:20,517
What a well-prepared virus culture.
442
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,286
This will make a fine vaccine.
443
00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:25,155
Good thing Gedgie won.
444
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,457
My dumb experiment wouldn't
have lasted an hour in space,
445
00:19:27,582 --> 00:19:29,459
let alone a thousand years.
446
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:32,629
Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over my
guinea pig in the parking lot.
447
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,331
Okay.
448
00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:37,501
Come on, gang,
let's go inoculate everyone
449
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:41,095
and cram Manhattan
back into its rightful hole.
450
00:19:51,165 --> 00:19:53,016
This may hurt a little.
451
00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:54,551
Ow!
452
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:57,587
Now I'll give you the shot.
453
00:19:57,712 --> 00:20:00,157
You saved millions of lives, Fry.
454
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,584
You should feel proud, no matter
what your dad said to you.
455
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,537
(shivering)
456
00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:15,539
You still haven't thanked me
457
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:18,068
for pulling you out
of the lake, soldier.
458
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,190
I could have flip-flopped out.
459
00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:21,135
I know that.
460
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:27,317
Look, son, I know I give you
the business sometimes.
461
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:30,454
But if I'm hard on you,
it's only 'cause I want you
462
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:33,023
to grow up strong and resilient.
463
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,050
Some day, you may face
adversities so preposterous,
464
00:20:36,175 --> 00:20:38,595
I can't even conceive of them.
465
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,156
But I know you'll pull through
and make me proud.
466
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,462
I love you, son.
467
00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:46,179
(sobs)
468
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,114
Now bundle up.
469
00:20:58,239 --> 00:21:00,165
I don't want you getting frozen.
470
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:04,906
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