1 00:00:05,237 --> 00:00:09,760 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:13,639 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 3 00:00:16,297 --> 00:00:18,268 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 4 00:00:18,434 --> 00:00:20,336 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,461 --> 00:00:23,725 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 6 00:00:23,850 --> 00:00:25,984 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 7 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:28,570 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 8 00:00:28,736 --> 00:00:30,736 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 9 00:00:30,861 --> 00:00:34,053 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 10 00:00:34,178 --> 00:00:39,271 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:48,879 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 12 00:01:02,198 --> 00:01:05,185 ♪ yeah, oh yeah ♪ 13 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,519 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 14 00:01:14,911 --> 00:01:17,996 ♪ money, success, fame, glamour ♪ 15 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:22,175 ♪ has either been discredited or destroyed ♪ 16 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,589 ♪ money, success, fame, glamour... ♪ 17 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,464 - Let me ask you a question, E. - I'd rather you didn't. 18 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,667 Do you think it was a good idea 19 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:31,207 to bang Sloan's ex-mother 20 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:32,410 even if there was 21 00:01:32,535 --> 00:01:34,049 only a slight chance you would want Sloan back? 22 00:01:34,174 --> 00:01:36,555 - That answer would be a no. - It's like when they killed off 23 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,060 Brandon Walsh from "90210," 24 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,464 destroying any chance of a movie. 25 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:41,503 They didn't kill off Brandon Walsh in "90210." 26 00:01:41,628 --> 00:01:42,841 - They didn't? - No. 27 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:44,044 Then why didn't they make a movie? 28 00:01:44,169 --> 00:01:45,949 Probably because nobody would have gone to see it. 29 00:01:46,074 --> 00:01:47,788 - I would have gone to see it. - Yeah, me too. 30 00:01:47,913 --> 00:01:49,291 Anyway, let's get back to the point. 31 00:01:49,416 --> 00:01:51,663 - No, let's not. - What were you thinking? 32 00:01:51,788 --> 00:01:55,106 - She was Sloan's mother, dude! - And now she's a client. 33 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:57,712 Vince: Hey, there's my motherfucker. 34 00:01:57,837 --> 00:02:01,246 - Get it? - Oh, I get it. Hilarious. 35 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:04,129 - I don't get it. - "Motherfucker." 36 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:07,940 - E fucked the mother. - Oh, you mean stepmotherfucker. 37 00:02:08,065 --> 00:02:09,677 I get it, I get it. That's funny, bro. 38 00:02:09,802 --> 00:02:11,415 - How are you holding up? - I feel strong. 39 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,856 This picket line will not give. 40 00:02:13,981 --> 00:02:15,392 - E: How goes it here? - It goes great. 41 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:17,431 Did you really need the cheerleading squad though? 42 00:02:17,556 --> 00:02:20,673 - Raphael, give me a minute? - I have to change the lights anyway. 43 00:02:20,798 --> 00:02:24,449 So do tell, E. Any word from CBS on Johnny's movie? 44 00:02:24,574 --> 00:02:26,822 Moonves liked the script. He's gonna think about it. 45 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,961 Hey well, there's a start. Should I call him? 46 00:02:29,086 --> 00:02:30,859 - I'll let you know if you need to. - Okay. 47 00:02:31,124 --> 00:02:33,571 - Anyone else need anything? - I'm all good. 48 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,609 Got my peeps from Don Peppe's flying in today, 49 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:38,447 - gonna find us a place to make magic. - You paid to bring them out? 50 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:41,384 First class the whole way, Beverly Hills Hotel suite, Laker Tix. 51 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,354 - I told him to take it slow. - These guys are culinary masters. 52 00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:46,124 I've got to show them I'm not fucking around. 53 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,628 - Sounds like a man with a plan. - Don't knock him, Shauna. 54 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,499 He did it with avion, and I'm here to help. 55 00:02:50,624 --> 00:02:52,714 Thank you, Vin, but I don't want your help. 56 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,242 - Either way. - Vince, let's do this. 57 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:57,113 Okay. This guy's amazing. 58 00:02:57,238 --> 00:02:59,953 - He did the culo book for interscope. - The one with the sick asses? 59 00:03:00,078 --> 00:03:02,625 Yeah, he's good. Hey, bro, maybe he could shoot me, huh? 60 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,865 Maybe he'll put your face in the next "Sick Asses" book, Drama. 61 00:03:06,143 --> 00:03:07,701 So funny I forgot to laugh. 62 00:03:07,826 --> 00:03:09,572 So is Vince gonna get the cover or what, Shauna? 63 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:11,978 That's the hope. Let's see what they think of the article. 64 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:13,654 When will we get to see what we think of the article? 65 00:03:13,779 --> 00:03:14,984 Could be any second. 66 00:03:15,109 --> 00:03:17,322 - Are you worried? - I'm not-- the interview went great. 67 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,627 Sophia loved me. In fact, you all go about your day 68 00:03:19,752 --> 00:03:22,099 - and when it comes in I'll call you. - Are you sure? 69 00:03:22,224 --> 00:03:24,070 - Yeah, I'm sure. - I'm on strike, bro. 70 00:03:24,195 --> 00:03:26,141 - I got nothing else to do. - Go with E. 71 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:27,944 - I do want to focus. - All right. 72 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:30,548 - We'll check with you later, Vin. - All right, good luck, Turtle. 73 00:03:30,673 --> 00:03:33,234 - Thanks. - You are worried! 74 00:03:33,359 --> 00:03:34,275 I'm curious. 75 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,194 You know what? It just came in on my Berry. 76 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,866 - Now I'm worried. - Let me get it printed, okay? 77 00:03:38,991 --> 00:03:41,192 Raphael, I'm gonna need another 10. 78 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,903 What's the worst that could happen? 79 00:03:44,028 --> 00:03:46,671 In your case, your wife files for full custody of the children. 80 00:03:46,796 --> 00:03:48,371 - She would never! - Ari. 81 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,071 You know my wife. She would never. 82 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,232 Hey, I've known a lot of wives, including my own, 83 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,359 and when things get ugly, all bets are off. 84 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,820 You know my wife actually spit at me in court? 85 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,175 She did. When the judge asked her if it was true 86 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,074 because he hadn't seen it, she offered to do it again. 87 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,660 I won't let this get ugly. I'm gonna offer her whatever she wants. 88 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,280 - No, you can't do that. - Why not? 89 00:04:05,405 --> 00:04:07,549 The first thing I advise in a divorce is to give in nothing 90 00:04:07,674 --> 00:04:10,542 because then when you want to give something, you've got nothing left to give. 91 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,954 I don't want this to be contentious, Jim. 92 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,589 - When someone is hurt-- - She's not hurt, I'm hurt. 93 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,457 - She wants this. - Maybe she does. 94 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:19,726 Maybe she thinks you forced her into it. I don't know. 95 00:04:19,851 --> 00:04:23,054 Either way, let her attorney and me deal with each other. You have no contact at all, 96 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,129 except about the kids. 97 00:04:25,254 --> 00:04:27,851 What is she entitled to-- financially? 98 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,690 Half your earnings for life. 99 00:04:32,426 --> 00:04:34,733 - Even though she's the rich one? - Even though. 100 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,571 And the money she put in the business, how much was that? 101 00:04:36,696 --> 00:04:39,574 - Almost 11 million. - You're gonna have to return that to her. 102 00:04:39,699 --> 00:04:42,365 Separate and apart from anything else, that money is hers. 103 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:43,617 I don't have it right now. 104 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,078 You're gonna have to sell your piece of the company. 105 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:47,829 - Are you joking? - Major League Baseball took over the Dodgers 106 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:50,650 during an ugly divorce. Why do you think you would be any different? 107 00:04:50,775 --> 00:04:53,486 - So she can take my kids and my business? - She can try to take your kids. 108 00:04:53,611 --> 00:04:55,588 It's almost impossible for her to win full custody. 109 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:58,457 As far as your business, it's almost impossible, if you don't get her that money, 110 00:04:58,582 --> 00:05:01,826 - for you to keep it. - Maybe this is going to get ugly. 111 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,062 ( Chuckles ) Breathe, buddy. 112 00:05:04,187 --> 00:05:05,963 This is only the entrance point. 113 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:09,156 - The entrance point to what? - To hell. 114 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:14,070 Hey hey, why aren't you returning Melinda Clarke's phone calls? 115 00:05:14,195 --> 00:05:16,272 - Who says I'm not returning her calls? - She says. 116 00:05:16,397 --> 00:05:19,242 She called me five times. "Why isn't Eric calling me back?" 117 00:05:19,367 --> 00:05:20,844 - Five times! - I'm gonna call her back. 118 00:05:20,969 --> 00:05:22,612 I mean, you know she got the J.J. Abrams show? 119 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:24,713 - Are you serious? - Pick up the phone! 120 00:05:24,838 --> 00:05:27,348 - All right, I'm gonna call her. - E, Melinda Clarke again. 121 00:05:27,473 --> 00:05:29,450 Tell her I'll call her back. 122 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:32,852 - ( Phone ringing ) - What the fuck is going on, huh?! 123 00:05:32,977 --> 00:05:36,127 What the fuck is going on?! 124 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:37,957 It's Walsh. I wonder how he's holding up. 125 00:05:38,082 --> 00:05:41,860 - Billy. - You selfish greedy money-hungry cocksucker. 126 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:44,427 - Hey, take it easy, Billy. - Don't tell me to take it easy. 127 00:05:44,593 --> 00:05:47,555 You told me this little strike of yours would last 24 hours or less. 128 00:05:47,721 --> 00:05:50,600 Trust me, Billy, it'll all be over soon. We just can't panic. 129 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:54,432 I have a mortgage, five kids and no maple syrup, Drama. 130 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:55,772 No maple syrup? 131 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:58,566 Maya baby, what did I tell you at breakfast this morning? 132 00:05:58,732 --> 00:06:01,644 Daddy says we can't afford maple syrup. 133 00:06:01,769 --> 00:06:05,381 I can't lose this job, Drama. I need the money. 134 00:06:05,506 --> 00:06:08,535 You're not gonna lose the job. The talent has all the power. 135 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,919 My check didn't come this morning, Drama. My check that I need. 136 00:06:12,044 --> 00:06:15,588 Phil said all payments to everyone are frozen until they make a decision. 137 00:06:15,713 --> 00:06:18,586 - A decision on what? - On what they're gonna do with my show! 138 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,057 - They'll cave. - They better 139 00:06:20,182 --> 00:06:22,257 or I'll cave your fucking face in. 140 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:24,560 You cost me this job and I'll kill you. 141 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,629 I don't mean figuratively. I'll literally gut you like a salmon steak. 142 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,397 - Do you hear me?! - Daddy, daddy! 143 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:30,965 - I gotta go. - Billy-- 144 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:34,567 all right, everybody! Who's ready to kill this piñata? 145 00:06:34,692 --> 00:06:37,731 - ( Kids scream ) - Get it, get it! 146 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,747 They're not giving Billy his paycheck. 147 00:06:43,872 --> 00:06:46,017 - That's not good. - Maybe we should call Phil. 148 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,538 You can't, you're on strike. 149 00:06:47,663 --> 00:06:49,367 You can't call the power people. It shows weakness. 150 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,202 You don't believe in this strike, do you, E? 151 00:06:51,368 --> 00:06:52,688 No, I never did, Drama. I told you that. 152 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,415 But you said there was no show without dice and you were gonna stay strong. 153 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,358 Billy panicked me. I'm weakening. 154 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,294 You wanna cross the line? 155 00:07:00,352 --> 00:07:01,895 No. 156 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,007 I want to hit the gym, bulk up. 157 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,865 Good move. 158 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:09,435 - Um, there's something very strange. - What's that? 159 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,837 Well, there's a $300,000 SLS in the parking lot with a cute red bow on it. 160 00:07:13,962 --> 00:07:15,839 - Oh yeah, whose? - It's yours. 161 00:07:15,964 --> 00:07:18,798 Gift from Melinda. Hmmm. 162 00:07:22,168 --> 00:07:25,012 Call Melinda. Tell her to find a place to meet me, right now. 163 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:27,714 - Thank you. - What, are you banging her? 164 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:30,874 She wouldn't let him bang her, would she? 165 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,696 P.A.: May I have your attention, please... 166 00:07:37,579 --> 00:07:39,189 - John, good, I'm good. - How John, how are you?. 167 00:07:39,314 --> 00:07:42,626 I'm great. Never thought giving you free extra sauce as a kid would 168 00:07:42,751 --> 00:07:45,429 get me a first-class visit to Hollywood, but here we are, huh? 169 00:07:45,554 --> 00:07:47,031 Looks like we're needed. What are you, 170 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:49,267 some kind of California man-orexic now, Turtle? 171 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:51,369 - Jesus. - I'm saving room for your garlic bread. 172 00:07:51,494 --> 00:07:53,681 Plus you haven't seen me since I dropped the baby fat. 173 00:07:53,847 --> 00:07:55,640 - Yeah, and your accent-- - Bullshit. I'm as queens as ever. 174 00:07:55,765 --> 00:07:57,352 - Let me get that for you. - If you say so. 175 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,943 So what do you got planned for us? 176 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,846 I thought I'd get you settled in the hotel, have a nice lunch 177 00:08:01,971 --> 00:08:03,881 - then get right down to business. - Hotel? 178 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:06,317 I thought we were like family? No room for the De Lucas at Vinnie's mansion? 179 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,753 - Actually we live in a hotel now. - Oh my God. 180 00:08:08,878 --> 00:08:10,949 You really have gone Hollywood, haven't you? 181 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,190 Are you sure you're the right guy for the Don Peppe name 182 00:08:13,315 --> 00:08:15,359 or are you gonna make us do some Italian fusion bullshit? 183 00:08:15,484 --> 00:08:17,313 I would never think about tinkering with your food. 184 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:18,213 You better not. 185 00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:20,665 And we live in a hotel because I burned down our house. 186 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,966 For what? An insurance scheme? 187 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,702 No no no, it was an accident. 188 00:08:24,827 --> 00:08:27,471 Good, because we're not looking for any bullshit out here, you know? 189 00:08:27,596 --> 00:08:30,575 No bullshit, John. I'm here to work 24/7 to make this happen. 190 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,944 And I am certain that I will not disappoint you. 191 00:08:33,069 --> 00:08:34,579 First thing you do to avoid that-- 192 00:08:34,704 --> 00:08:36,224 make sure my wife meets a movie star. 193 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,549 - And not Vince? We've seen him plenty. - All right. 194 00:08:38,674 --> 00:08:40,551 Turtle, do you know where Brad Pitt's house is? 195 00:08:40,676 --> 00:08:42,386 - Uhhh, no. - How about George Clooney? 196 00:08:42,511 --> 00:08:44,388 She loves George Clooney. 197 00:08:44,513 --> 00:08:46,356 I don't think it's that bad. 198 00:08:46,481 --> 00:08:48,725 She says I'm an insecure womanizer "whose game is 199 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:51,226 to feign respect for women in order to get them into bed." 200 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:53,093 Look, you're focusing on just that. 201 00:08:53,218 --> 00:08:55,195 All the stuff about your recovery and your comeback 202 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,631 - is fantastic. - I don't want my mother reading this. 203 00:08:57,756 --> 00:09:00,582 - I don't want anyone reading this. - Vince. 204 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,401 - Do you think this is accurate? - Of course I don't. 205 00:09:02,526 --> 00:09:04,269 - Then we gotta do something. - Like what? 206 00:09:04,394 --> 00:09:06,972 - Call her and tell her to edit it. - She's not gonna do that. 207 00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:08,951 Then call the editors and tell them not to print it. 208 00:09:09,076 --> 00:09:09,841 This is garbage. 209 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,259 - Well, they don't think so. - How do you know? 210 00:09:11,532 --> 00:09:13,707 - Because I just got another email. - What does it say? 211 00:09:13,832 --> 00:09:15,907 It says they love it and they're giving us the cover. 212 00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:18,075 - Oh fuck. - Where are you going? 213 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,058 I'm going to see her. 215 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:22,947 I don't give a shit. Tell them to finish it without me. 216 00:09:23,072 --> 00:09:25,783 They don't need an accurate article. Why would they need an accurate photo? 217 00:09:25,908 --> 00:09:27,550 Vince! 218 00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:29,752 ( Sighs ) 219 00:09:29,877 --> 00:09:31,754 Barbara, hi. 220 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:34,222 "Barbara, hi," what kind of a weird greeting is that? 221 00:09:34,347 --> 00:09:36,758 - What would you like? - It's not what I'd like, 222 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:39,561 but I'm more used to "hey, babs, you're so old 223 00:09:39,686 --> 00:09:42,262 I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin." 224 00:09:42,387 --> 00:09:44,198 No. You look great. 225 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,461 Why did you summon me to your office, Ari? 226 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,935 Summon you? No. I actually just wanted to see if you were in. 227 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,727 - I was gonna come to your office. - What do you want? 228 00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:55,206 Ahem, my marriage is clearly over and as you know 229 00:09:55,331 --> 00:09:59,009 my wife legally is going tbe entitled to her capital back-- 230 00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:00,777 No. 231 00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:02,745 - No? - No, I won't float you. 232 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,048 Who's asking you to? I simply wanted to take it out of the company. 233 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,183 - Borrow it. - $11 million? 234 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,751 - Yeah. - Huh! 235 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,853 I know you don't visit the accounting department very often, 236 00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:15,956 but cash flow is not ideal right now. 237 00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:19,092 Then float me. You probably have that much in your depends. 238 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:21,161 There you go, Ari. 239 00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:24,698 Barbara, look, if we don't give her the money back-- 240 00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:27,467 I don't know-- she could end up in the boardroom with us. 241 00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:30,536 How the fuck did I let this happen? How did you? 242 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:32,938 Look, I never thought this was gonna happen-- ever. 243 00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:35,927 And you didn't want to put any more of your money into this company. 244 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,595 Not with you having 51%. 245 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:39,609 Who would you fantasize about if you didn't have a boss? 246 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:43,446 I'll write you a check, Ari. But I want a majority stake. 247 00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:45,905 - I'd rather leave. - And go where? 248 00:10:47,841 --> 00:10:51,721 Amazing. World-class chauvinist Ari gold's balls 249 00:10:51,846 --> 00:10:53,990 are being held by two women. 250 00:10:54,115 --> 00:10:56,783 Who'da thunk it? 251 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:01,396 - ( Grunts ) - Good power today, Drama. 252 00:11:01,521 --> 00:11:03,698 That's the power of the people behind me, Danny. 253 00:11:03,823 --> 00:11:06,000 - You can't let the man keep you down. - Can't and won't. 254 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,302 - Today I'm taking the man down. - Johnny! 255 00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:09,969 Lloyd, what are you doing here? 256 00:11:10,094 --> 00:11:11,771 Eric told me where I could find you. 257 00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,906 - You got some news? - I'm hearing that the network 258 00:11:14,031 --> 00:11:16,575 is preparing to shut down Johnny Bananas for good. 259 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,578 - They could be bluffing, right? - They've already ordered 260 00:11:19,703 --> 00:11:23,016 an extra batch of "Mike & Molly" episodes to replace you with. 261 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,417 - I don't believe it. - Greed is no longer good, Johnny. 262 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:29,052 This isn't about greed, Lloyd. It's about doing good work. 263 00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,154 - Come on. - Let's go, come on. 264 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,991 You could be doing good work at a dinner theater in Boca Raton, Florida, 265 00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:38,226 if you don't get back to work. I'm told you have until sundown. 266 00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:41,962 - Are you advising me to scab, Lloyd? - Just dig down inside 267 00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:44,765 and decide if you really can't do this show without dice. 268 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:47,400 If that's true, then I will try and find you another job-- 269 00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:50,501 even though it took almost two decades to find one this good. 270 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,073 I don't know what you're so offended about. 271 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:58,243 - You gave me a car for sex. - Aww, Eric's feeling used. 272 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:01,445 - No, I'm not. - The car was for the show. 273 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:04,280 - I'm sending you something else for the sex. - I don't want anything. 274 00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:05,915 - Nothing? - No. I wanted to rep you, 275 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,116 but now I'm thinking maybe it wasn't such a good idea. 276 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,918 Oh, are you kidding? You're like my little lucky charm. 277 00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:13,287 You sent me in on a general and I booked a series. 278 00:12:13,412 --> 00:12:15,922 You booked the series because you're good, not because we had sex. 279 00:12:16,047 --> 00:12:17,756 - Eh, potato, potahto. - I think you're using me 280 00:12:17,881 --> 00:12:19,424 to piss Terrance off. That's what I think. 281 00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:22,026 - Melinda, great to have you today. - Hey, Scott. 282 00:12:22,151 --> 00:12:24,911 - Nice to see you. Enjoy your lunch. - Thank you so much. 283 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:29,397 Okay, yes, at first maybe. 284 00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:31,098 But I was angry at Terrance 285 00:12:31,223 --> 00:12:33,300 and now I'm not. I'm an emotional actress. 286 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:36,703 - One day I'm sad, now I'm happy. - Mel, this isn't good. 287 00:12:36,828 --> 00:12:39,471 You'd really walk away from all the money we're gonna make together? 288 00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:42,073 - You're gonna force me to. - You're still worried about Sloan. 289 00:12:42,198 --> 00:12:44,141 - No, I'm not. - You are. 290 00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:47,978 I can't believe I didn't fuck you good enough to make you forget about her. 291 00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,647 Melinda, stop it, please. 292 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:52,150 Honey, listen, this is just business. 293 00:12:52,275 --> 00:12:54,685 I don't even need to fuck. Maybe just a little 294 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,820 flirt here and there to keep my mojo going. 295 00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:59,457 I know how addicting sex can be with me, 296 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:02,125 - but I'm not looking for a relationship. - Neither am I. 297 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,026 - So we're all good. - Good. 298 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,028 - Mr. Murphy. - Johnny Galecki. 299 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,064 - Hey, how are you doing? - How are you? I'm doing well. 300 00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:10,134 - You know Melinda Clarke. - I do indeed. 301 00:13:10,259 --> 00:13:12,237 - How are you, Melinda? - I'm great. 302 00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:16,542 Eric here is the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. 303 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:17,843 I'll be right back. 304 00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:21,713 - She likes you, huh? - She's cool. 305 00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:23,197 Have a seat. 306 00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:25,566 She tried to fuck me at the Golden Globes last year. 307 00:13:25,691 --> 00:13:27,652 - Followed me right into the men's room. - Really? 308 00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:30,654 Well, maybe I followed her into the ladies' room. 309 00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:33,957 I was a little busted up. It's all kind of a blur. 310 00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:36,926 Either way. Wasn't she married to Sloan's dad? 311 00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:39,795 - Yeah. How'd you know that? - Sloan told me. 312 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,363 At dinner last night. Actually 313 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,499 what she told me was that she's freaking out 314 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,668 at the thought of you possibly having sex with her ex-mom. 315 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,437 And I told her she was just being paranoid. 316 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:55,408 But after seeing you two basically lost in each other's eyes, 317 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,670 maybe she wasn't. 318 00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:02,300 Anywho. 319 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,179 Not my business. 320 00:14:13,081 --> 00:14:15,229 ( Singing in Spanish ) 321 00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:19,494 If you want to turn to page 8, 322 00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:21,996 you'll see the breakdown of my profit projections. 323 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,898 You've got some big names down here. 324 00:14:24,023 --> 00:14:26,901 I was hoping we'd see some big names here-- like stars. 325 00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:28,936 All the names on this list 326 00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:31,872 are real new yorkers who I know love Don Peppe's. You got Mark Teixeira, 327 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,340 - Amar'e Stoudemire-- - You're friends with these people? 328 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:37,009 Friends enough to ask them for 100 G's. each. 329 00:14:37,134 --> 00:14:38,878 Yeah, but who are you friends with out here, Turtle? 330 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,480 - Like do you know anyone on "Glee"? - Mmm... no. 331 00:14:41,605 --> 00:14:44,549 - Why isn't Vince on here? - Vince isn't involved in this. 332 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:47,618 - Vince doesn't like don Peppe's? - Vince loves don Peppe's. 333 00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,253 It's just I'm trying to do my own thing. 334 00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:51,388 - ( Gasps ) Oh my God. - What, baby? 335 00:14:51,513 --> 00:14:53,723 9:00, a guy from "Saturday Night Live." 336 00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,958 - Intro her, Turtle. - I don't know him. 337 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,527 - Just intro her anyway. - I've never met him in my life. 338 00:14:58,652 --> 00:14:59,628 - Hi. - Oh hi. 339 00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,230 Hi hi. I'm a huge fan 340 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:04,099 and I would like you to sign an autograph. Just right over here. 341 00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:05,834 - Are you somebody too? - Oh no no. 342 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,670 Just get in the shot. Ready? 343 00:15:08,795 --> 00:15:10,606 - Got it. - There you go. 344 00:15:10,731 --> 00:15:12,407 I never signed a blueprint before. 345 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,242 Yeah, could you write something funny? 346 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,811 - Uh, sure. There's "something funny." - Yeah. 347 00:15:16,936 --> 00:15:18,413 Well, that's very clever. 348 00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:21,249 Jay leno makes a smiley face. Find him. 349 00:15:21,374 --> 00:15:23,851 So it's really true, huh? 350 00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:26,187 That very tiny little guy gets lots of pussy. 351 00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:28,222 It's not important. Guys, can we get back to this? 352 00:15:28,347 --> 00:15:31,191 I worked very hard on this stuff and I want to hear what you think. 353 00:15:31,316 --> 00:15:33,293 I'm sorry, Turtle. I know you worked hard, 354 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:36,162 but I cook. I don't look at blueprints and graphs. 355 00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:38,764 - So let's go look at the real space then. - You got a place in mind? 356 00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:41,857 - An amazing one. - No no no, baby, we got the Lakers game. 357 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:44,100 - Yeah, in like five hours. - Gina wants to get there early, 358 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:46,235 - see if she can meet Jack Nicholson. - ( Groans ) 359 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,205 - I really wanted you guys to look at it today. - We'll see it tomorrow. 360 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,540 - Okay? - Yeah, okay. 361 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:53,608 Turtle, you got a limo taking us to the game? 362 00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:55,909 Naw, I just figured I'd drive you there. 363 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:59,169 No, you don't have to do that. Get us a limo. 364 00:16:00,871 --> 00:16:02,295 Yeah. 365 00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:05,317 - Hi. - Hi. 366 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,619 - Mind if I sit? - For a minute. I'm waiting for someone. 367 00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:10,554 - I'll be fast. - Is this a coincidence? 368 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,664 No, I talked to your assistant and she told me where 369 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:13,708 I could find you. 370 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,625 - Really? - Oh, but please don't be mad at her-- 371 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:19,195 I charmed and deceived her. And I wasn't even trying to get her into bed. 372 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,664 - What do you want, Vince? - I opened up to you and you mocked me. 373 00:16:22,789 --> 00:16:26,268 - I don't see it that way. - I have good relationships with women. 374 00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,269 - I write what I see. - I don't know how 375 00:16:28,394 --> 00:16:30,738 after everything else I shared with you you could see that. 376 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:33,907 I don't know why you're focusing on a tiny part of a six-page article. 377 00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:35,742 Because it's not true. 378 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:38,378 I have tons of respect for women and not just the ones I want to sleep with. 379 00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:40,647 And you show it by stalking me to a restaurant? 380 00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:42,949 - I wouldn't call this stalking. - What would you call it? 381 00:16:43,074 --> 00:16:44,918 - I want to talk. - What do you think that would accomplish? 382 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,119 - I want to correct your opinion of me. - Why? 383 00:16:47,244 --> 00:16:49,455 - Why? - Yes. The article is done. 384 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,390 I couldn't change it now even if I wanted to. 385 00:16:51,515 --> 00:16:53,095 I'm sure even you're smart enough to know that. 386 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,559 ( Chuckles ) I am. 387 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:57,028 So what's the point in this? 388 00:16:57,153 --> 00:17:00,865 I guess I want you not to think what you wrote about me. 389 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,367 Why? What's the difference? 390 00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:05,703 I'm just a journalist you don't know who won't sleep with you. 391 00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,705 - Do you think you can change that? - No, I-- 392 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,374 if you want to leave a good impression, next time you get overexcited 393 00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:12,042 during an interview, restrain yourself. 394 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,877 Wait until you go out and catch the eye of one 395 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,613 of the 50 random women, which will help you achieve the same effect. 396 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:18,248 Unless you care what they think about you too, 397 00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:20,516 in which case you need to reevaluate your whole self-image. 398 00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:23,051 - Bhagwan. - Miss Lear. 399 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,852 - Hi. - Vincent Chase. 400 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,487 Vincent, this is Professor Bhagwan Chowdhry 401 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,289 - from the Ucla Anderson School. - How do you do? 402 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,959 - Hi. - Professor Chowdhry's an expert in finance 403 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,095 and I'm writing a piece on his financial access at birth initiative. 404 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,598 - Wow, I love that. - You've heard of F.A.B.? 405 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,676 Uh no, but I'm excited to read about it now. 406 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,144 Probably won't get the cover like you. 407 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,073 Convincing world leaders and private funders 408 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,609 to open a $100 savings account for every child in the world 409 00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:50,812 isn't as sexy as a Hollywood star. 410 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,181 - But far more interesting. - Thank you. 411 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,917 Anyway, I'll let you go to it. It's a pleasure to meet you. 412 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,351 - And you. - Sophia. 413 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,576 Bye, Vince. 414 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,657 Ari, I am imploring you not to do this. 415 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,959 We are not your run-of-the-mill divorce. 416 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:07,760 I've known her since I'm 19. 417 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:10,428 I just want to speak to her for five minutes-- rationally. 418 00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:12,495 Rationality goes out the window with these things. 419 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,096 Please trust me and get back in your car. 420 00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:15,797 No can do. I'll call you after. 421 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,932 Ari! 422 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:20,000 It's really important to make sure that the blade is flush. 423 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,501 - Right. You do that so perfectly. - I've got good hands. 424 00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:24,202 - You do. - So do you. 425 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,394 Ohh. 426 00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:30,406 Oh, okay, stop, like, because we're in my house 427 00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,275 - and I-- I-- - You stop me wherever we are. 428 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,477 I know, I'm sorry. I just-- I'm not-- 429 00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:36,411 I know, you're not ready. I get it, I get it. 430 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,277 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 431 00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:40,168 - It's okay. - ( Doorbell rings ) 432 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,114 ( Gasps ) Holy shit, it's Ari! 433 00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:47,083 - Relax, just answer it. - No-- do you really think that I should? 434 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,417 - I got it. - No, wait, no no! 435 00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,585 Stay stay, Bobby. I'll go do it. 436 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,554 - You stay here and just-- - ( Doorbell rings ) 437 00:18:53,679 --> 00:18:55,623 --Stay. 438 00:18:55,748 --> 00:18:59,291 - Ari, what are you doing here? - I didn't walk in the house. I rang the bell. 439 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:00,709 I'm trying to be respectful. 440 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,058 Respectful is a phone call and the kids aren't here. 441 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:06,096 - Well, I came to see you. - Ari, please, this is not okay. 442 00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:08,997 Look, I understand that you have made up your mind and all I want 443 00:19:09,122 --> 00:19:11,299 is for you to be happy. But there are some 444 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:14,111 financial things that we need to discuss. 445 00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:15,001 We have lawyers. 446 00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:16,405 And I know I'm not supposed to talk about it, 447 00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:18,438 but I have some real concerns right now. 448 00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,006 I-- I'm sorry. I can't-- you know. 449 00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:23,208 - I could lose the company. - I can't talk right now. 450 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,776 - After 20 years you can't talk? - Not right now. 451 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,249 I'm sorry. 452 00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,483 - What do I smell? - I'm cooking. 453 00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:35,185 - That's not your cooking. - Ari! 454 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,454 - Is flay in my fucking house? - You want to talk money? 455 00:19:37,579 --> 00:19:39,757 We can! The first thing I'm gonna bring up is that 456 00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:42,426 - this is not your house. - Holy shit. 457 00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:44,428 - He's in my house? - Ari, no! 458 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,831 - Grill master! Are you in my fucking house? - Ari, Ari, just don't. 459 00:19:47,956 --> 00:19:51,468 I've got a new show for you. It's called "Boy meets husband who kills him." 460 00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:53,169 - Ari, Ari! - I'm not hiding, Ari. 461 00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:54,905 - Well, you should. - Please, Bobby. 462 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,407 - Melissa, it's okay. - ( Exhales ) 463 00:19:57,532 --> 00:20:00,110 I don't fucking believe it. 464 00:20:00,235 --> 00:20:01,778 What? What don't you believe? 465 00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:02,524 What? 466 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:05,383 More lies about how all you care about is how happy I am? 467 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,384 - You are so full of shit. - I have never hidden who I am. 468 00:20:08,509 --> 00:20:11,753 Obviously you have. I have no idea who you are. 469 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,922 From here on out we're gonna let the lawyer handle everything. 470 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:19,093 Look, honey, I've changed. I'm leaving my house 471 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,028 with you and your barbecuing boy toy in it, 472 00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:23,796 no fight, no cops called, 473 00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:27,268 no tears, no beating his fucking face in. 474 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:34,929 - ( Knocks ) - Come in, it's open! 475 00:20:36,732 --> 00:20:38,608 Drama, you don't look so good. 476 00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:39,905 What's the problem? 477 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,491 How could you play poker when we don't have a job? 478 00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:45,079 - I have a job. - And I never lose at poker. 479 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,829 You know who this is? 480 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,289 Hey, guys, could we just play some fucking cards, please? 481 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:53,453 - Yes, Mr. happy. - Dice, the network's canceling the show-- 482 00:20:53,578 --> 00:20:55,088 - officially. - All right, all right. 483 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,023 Guys, keep playing. I'll be right back. 484 00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:59,683 - ( Groans ) - Mack, make sure nobody cheats. 485 00:21:01,185 --> 00:21:03,829 Johnny, what, are you cracking a couple days on the lines? 486 00:21:03,954 --> 00:21:07,765 Do you know 30 men went on a hunger strike 487 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:11,301 in the salt mines of Belarus? Some of them starved to death, 488 00:21:11,426 --> 00:21:13,569 but they knew what they was doing was right. 489 00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:17,105 Well, dice, I don't want to starve to death. I think we should go back. 490 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:20,608 I believe it'll all work out in the end if we do a good job. 491 00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:23,979 Drama, it is working out. They've already contacted my people. 492 00:21:24,104 --> 00:21:27,414 - Really? - If you don't crack, it's gonna get done. 493 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:29,482 They're just trying to get you nervous 494 00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:32,284 so you fuck me which will ultimately fuck you. 495 00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:35,753 - So do me a favor, stay strong. - ( Phone ringing ) 496 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:38,655 - It's Phil. - Don't pick it up. 497 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:41,023 - Hey, what-- - Hey, Phil, how are you? 498 00:21:41,148 --> 00:21:43,893 Great, listen, Les Moonves sent over a script to produce 499 00:21:44,018 --> 00:21:47,062 for a miner-with-a-labrador movie that your brother wants to make 500 00:21:47,187 --> 00:21:48,829 - with you and Billy Walsh. - You read it? 501 00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:50,331 - Read what? - Yeah, I did. 502 00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:52,731 Did you know that Les Moonves is one of my best friends? 503 00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,533 - No. - Did you know that I was best man 504 00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:59,004 - at his and Julie Chen's wedding? - No, I didn't know that. 505 00:21:59,129 --> 00:22:01,706 Did you know that I saved Les Moonves's 506 00:22:01,831 --> 00:22:04,074 great Dane from drowning when he was a puppy? 507 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,243 No, I didn't know that either. 508 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,679 You know it all now. And now you know this: 509 00:22:08,804 --> 00:22:11,783 I will make sure that this fucking movie never gets made 510 00:22:11,908 --> 00:22:14,625 anywhere! And if it does, 511 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,753 I'll hire an exact fucking replica of you 512 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,793 - to star in it if you don't get your ass back to work. 513 00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:24,596 This is the moment that men choose their fates. Choose yours. 514 00:22:24,721 --> 00:22:27,133 - What's he saying? - Not only are we gonna lose Johnny Bananas, 515 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,002 but he's gonna bury my miners. 516 00:22:29,127 --> 00:22:32,071 - What's your answer, Johnny? - I can't have it all go to shit, dice. 517 00:22:32,196 --> 00:22:34,740 Show him how strong you are. You believed when you came into this 518 00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:37,544 - you had the right goal, right? - Yeah yeah, but I don't know. 519 00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:41,383 Maybe I'm just a crazy self-sabatoger like my therapist says. 520 00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:44,113 What's your answer, Johnny? Right fucking now! 521 00:22:45,344 --> 00:22:47,689 - I'm sorry, Phil. - Good man! 522 00:22:47,814 --> 00:22:49,824 Good man! Yes! 523 00:22:49,949 --> 00:22:52,126 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Come on, come on. 524 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:55,195 Just breathe through your nose. Come on, out your mouth. 525 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,498 - Eleanor, get him water. - I'm going. 526 00:22:57,623 --> 00:23:00,291 - Everything's going to be fine. - ( Phone ringing ) 527 00:23:03,362 --> 00:23:05,072 Hello. 528 00:23:05,197 --> 00:23:07,608 - Phil. - Oh no. 529 00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:09,743 Yeah. 530 00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:11,445 What-- what's he saying? 531 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,203 Talk to me, Phil. What? 532 00:23:14,905 --> 00:23:16,672 - What? - Okay then. 533 00:23:21,043 --> 00:23:22,620 - We're done? - Done? 534 00:23:22,745 --> 00:23:25,422 Drama, I'd rather be dead than be disrespected. 535 00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:27,990 - The show's canceled? - Yeah, it's canceled. 536 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,695 God, I am such a fucking loser. 537 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:34,497 ( Sighs ) 538 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,231 Drama, I'm kidding. 539 00:23:37,356 --> 00:23:39,666 They made the deal. We're back on. 540 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:42,735 - You were fucking with me? - I fuck with everybody. 541 00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:47,496 They caved and Johnny Bananas rides again. 542 00:23:48,665 --> 00:23:51,808 - Thank God. - Victory. 543 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:54,200 Yeah! 544 00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:57,146 Huh? Yes. 545 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,948 - We had a good time, right? - The best. 546 00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:01,916 Why, you want to give us another go? 547 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,485 I just want to make sure you didn't feel used. 548 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,721 Vince, you're a great guy. Why are you beating yourself up? 549 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,623 I had a little reality check today. 550 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:11,324 What we had wasn't the deepest, 551 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,159 most intellectual relationship, 552 00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:15,361 but I'm sure you've had your share. 553 00:24:15,486 --> 00:24:17,796 I mean I'm one of what? A thousand? 554 00:24:17,921 --> 00:24:20,751 - No. - More? 555 00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:23,201 You know, I'm not good at math. 556 00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:25,026 Whatever you are... 557 00:24:26,162 --> 00:24:27,972 Who you are was good enough for me. 558 00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:30,674 - And for my sister. - Your sister? 559 00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:33,222 Yeah. Marissa-- she works at goal. 560 00:24:34,469 --> 00:24:36,646 - Marissa is your sister? - Yeah. 561 00:24:36,771 --> 00:24:39,973 I didn't know. Sorry! 562 00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:42,885 - Look. - What's that? 563 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:45,087 That is the back of Leo's head at a laker game. 564 00:24:45,212 --> 00:24:46,155 - Yeah? - Yeah. 565 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,456 The de Lucas are sending me pics. 566 00:24:47,581 --> 00:24:49,190 I gotta make a collage of all the celebrities' heads. 567 00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:50,692 Maybe you should have gotten better seats. 568 00:24:50,817 --> 00:24:52,060 You should have company tickets. 569 00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:53,427 What did they think of the space? 570 00:24:53,552 --> 00:24:55,929 They're gonna look at it tomorrow if the Lakers win. 571 00:24:56,054 --> 00:24:58,297 - And what if they don't? - I don't know. 572 00:24:58,422 --> 00:25:01,624 - How'd it go with the waitress? - She said I wasn't very deep. 573 00:25:01,749 --> 00:25:02,822 But you already knew that. 574 00:25:02,947 --> 00:25:05,379 Turtle, how many relationships have I had? 575 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,338 - Huh? - Deep, real, meaningful relationships? 576 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,907 - Not counting us? - Women. 577 00:25:11,032 --> 00:25:13,776 - I don't think any. - Seriously, come on. 578 00:25:13,901 --> 00:25:16,278 Oh, what about the ass mechanic-- Sasha? 579 00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:17,913 We talked about sex mostly. 580 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,515 - Oooh, Mandy Moore. - We were like 12. 581 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,584 - Yo, what up? - What's up, E? 582 00:25:23,709 --> 00:25:25,566 You know anything about Sloan and Johnny Galecki? 583 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,454 No! 584 00:25:26,579 --> 00:25:28,861 I just ran into him. He basically claims he's fucking her. 585 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,923 I called her five times. She won't return my call. 586 00:25:31,048 --> 00:25:33,225 I thought she didn't date actors. 587 00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:36,027 - You think maybe she did bang Seth green? - Okay, E, 588 00:25:36,152 --> 00:25:38,863 I swear to God I don't know anything about this, okay? 589 00:25:38,988 --> 00:25:42,457 Well, now you know. 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