1 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,370 I got a new life, a new wardrobe, 2 00:00:20,404 --> 00:00:23,206 and the only people who really know what's going on with me 3 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,775 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Fred. 4 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:27,510 I used to think everything happened for a reason... 5 00:00:27,545 --> 00:00:28,878 Whoo! [ laughs ] 6 00:00:28,913 --> 00:00:30,246 And, well, I sure hope I was right. 7 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:33,583 ♪ la, la, la, la-la-la-la ♪ 8 00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:36,186 ♪ la, la-la, la ♪ 9 00:00:38,617 --> 00:00:40,334 We need to catch the killer. 10 00:00:40,647 --> 00:00:41,544 Well... 11 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:44,694 This shoe was left behind at the crime scene. 12 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:47,631 So we're looking for a killer wearing just one shoe. 13 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:51,434 Or a shoeless killer with just one foot. 14 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:52,699 [ laughter ] 15 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,572 You up all night watching your TV debut on a loop? 16 00:00:55,863 --> 00:00:56,628 Mm-hmm. 17 00:00:56,628 --> 00:00:58,642 My agent says I should watch my performance 18 00:00:58,676 --> 00:01:00,119 to see where I went wrong. 19 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:01,711 Answer... nowhere. 20 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,708 Agreed. You were fab. 21 00:01:03,826 --> 00:01:06,030 But you know, the show isn't an accurate portrayal 22 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:06,650 of law and order. 23 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:09,185 Every tv show takes artistic liberties. 24 00:01:09,382 --> 00:01:11,054 You brought a keg to the crime scene. 25 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:13,223 And it cheered everyone up. [ laughs ] 26 00:01:13,687 --> 00:01:17,427 I am the innocent victim of precinct gossip. 27 00:01:17,776 --> 00:01:19,763 I'd say you're guilty as charged. 28 00:01:19,797 --> 00:01:20,572 [ laughter ] 29 00:01:20,572 --> 00:01:21,597 Bye, sweetie. 30 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:23,333 I confess. I'm guilty. 31 00:01:25,307 --> 00:01:26,469 Of wanting to take you to dinner. 32 00:01:26,537 --> 00:01:27,737 [ laughter ] 33 00:01:27,772 --> 00:01:29,439 [ chuckles ] 34 00:01:31,093 --> 00:01:33,124 I had a really nice time last night. 35 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:34,202 Yeah, me too. 36 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,479 And this morning. [ chuckles ] 37 00:01:38,395 --> 00:01:40,002 - Hey. - Oh, can you hold that, please? 38 00:01:40,057 --> 00:01:41,351 Uh... sure. 39 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:43,590 - Um, tomorrow night... Grayson: - Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:46,330 I am going to make you my famous lasagna. 41 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,332 Well, okay. 42 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,945 [ chuckles ] 43 00:01:52,311 --> 00:01:54,431 - Miss you already. - Back at ya. 44 00:01:54,465 --> 00:01:56,433 - Thank you. - Absolutely. 45 00:01:57,707 --> 00:01:58,401 Bye. 46 00:01:58,469 --> 00:02:00,437 - Good morning, Jane. - Back at ya. 47 00:02:00,471 --> 00:02:01,638 Ah, you heard that. 48 00:02:01,672 --> 00:02:02,909 [ laughing ] Yeah. 49 00:02:03,354 --> 00:02:05,842 I didn't realize the two of you were still seeing each other. 50 00:02:06,053 --> 00:02:07,977 Well, we're just having fun. 51 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,813 She's making something famous... 52 00:02:10,343 --> 00:02:11,407 You're dating. 53 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:12,993 [ gasps ] 54 00:02:12,993 --> 00:02:14,450 Oh, god. That's Teri's mom. 55 00:02:14,518 --> 00:02:16,338 - She's coming this way. Shh! Yoon-soo: - Jane. 56 00:02:16,463 --> 00:02:17,889 See you later. No, no, no! No, no! 57 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:20,803 Hi! Mrs. Lee! It's really good to see you. 58 00:02:20,893 --> 00:02:23,202 Um, does Teri know that you're here? 59 00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:24,391 No. These are for you. 60 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,712 Oh. Thank you. 61 00:02:26,429 --> 00:02:28,765 "Marcie Larose dating seminar." 62 00:02:29,189 --> 00:02:30,782 Do you think I need help dating? 63 00:02:30,838 --> 00:02:33,153 I don't see a ring on your finger... or Teri's. 64 00:02:33,223 --> 00:02:34,947 I sent my daughter a ticket last week. 65 00:02:35,038 --> 00:02:36,415 She mailed it back. 66 00:02:36,464 --> 00:02:37,249 Well, you know, 67 00:02:37,312 --> 00:02:39,342 she does have a very active social life, 68 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,756 so maybe she's just not interested. 69 00:02:41,874 --> 00:02:43,849 Promise me you will take Teri to the seminar. 70 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:45,849 Um... Ooh! This afternoon. 71 00:02:45,883 --> 00:02:47,403 I'm kind of booked. 72 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,087 They cost $500, and I don't like to waste money! 73 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,055 Okay. And have a good time. 74 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:55,525 [ exhales sharply ] 75 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,762 Now, I am not going to that dating seminar. 76 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,222 Marcie Larose is evil. 77 00:03:02,271 --> 00:03:03,829 Her honesty can be brutal. 78 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,435 Try going to high school with her. 79 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:06,263 What?! 80 00:03:06,332 --> 00:03:08,838 You went to school with her? What was she like? 81 00:03:08,954 --> 00:03:10,707 She is the original mean girl. 82 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,242 Well, if that's true, 83 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:13,877 then why would your mother buy you tickets? 84 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:16,082 She doesn't know about the mean Marcie. 85 00:03:16,388 --> 00:03:18,014 We were friends until junior high, 86 00:03:18,048 --> 00:03:19,516 and then she just turned on me. 87 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:21,117 And since my family's korean, 88 00:03:21,152 --> 00:03:23,648 We don't discuss feelings, just grade point averages. 89 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:25,755 Well, I still think we should go. 90 00:03:25,908 --> 00:03:27,123 Because you want to hear Marcie 91 00:03:27,158 --> 00:03:28,725 or because you're afraid of my mom? 92 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:29,775 Little bit of both. 93 00:03:30,568 --> 00:03:31,594 But mostly it's your mom. 94 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:35,298 [ cheers and applause ] 95 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:38,468 Ladies, there's only one way to take control 96 00:03:38,502 --> 00:03:40,770 of your relationship before you walk down the aisle. 97 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,405 Let me hear those words! 98 00:03:42,592 --> 00:03:43,907 Together: Don't give it away! 99 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,575 I can't hear you! 100 00:03:45,609 --> 00:03:47,343 Together: Don't give it away! 101 00:03:47,411 --> 00:03:49,279 Does your airline give away free flights 102 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,048 before you rack up those miles? 103 00:03:51,111 --> 00:03:51,813 No! No! No! No! 104 00:03:51,813 --> 00:03:53,917 Does your yogurt shop give away a free scoop 105 00:03:53,951 --> 00:03:55,339 before you buy the other nine? 106 00:03:55,422 --> 00:03:56,271 No! No! No! No! 107 00:03:56,271 --> 00:03:58,885 Make your man earn his reward. How do you do that? 108 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:00,890 Together: Don't give it away! Don't give it away! 109 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,114 - Are you kidding me? She's a fraud! - Now, I know what you're thinking. 110 00:04:03,114 --> 00:04:04,994 Come on, honey. School is over. You're an adult now. 111 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,229 "If I don't give it away, how do I keep my man interested?" 112 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:07,831 Like the yogurt shop, 113 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:10,600 It's okay to give a free sample to whet his appetite. 114 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:11,751 [ laughter ] Okay. 115 00:04:12,057 --> 00:04:13,476 Now, I can look at any woman 116 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,118 - and tell you exactly why she's single. - Stop taking notes. 117 00:04:16,188 --> 00:04:18,441 She's making some really good points. [ scoffs ] 118 00:04:18,587 --> 00:04:20,310 You! Chatty cathy in the back... 119 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,412 Stand up and say hello. 120 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:24,247 Oh. [ chuckles ] 121 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:27,517 Um...Hi. My name is Jane. 122 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,248 Tell us about your last date, Jane. 123 00:04:29,359 --> 00:04:31,621 Okay. We went for drinks. 124 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:32,760 Just drinks? 125 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,758 You don't think you deserve some pasta pomodoro? 126 00:04:35,924 --> 00:04:36,960 Oh, no, it's not that. I... 127 00:04:36,994 --> 00:04:38,059 Who paid? 128 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,595 We split the bill. 129 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,458 [ imitates buzzer ] 130 00:04:41,091 --> 00:04:42,259 You went dutch? 131 00:04:42,336 --> 00:04:43,963 Is that because you're from the netherlands? 132 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,235 [ laughter ] 133 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:46,369 No, I... [ chuckles ] 134 00:04:46,437 --> 00:04:47,913 I was just trying to be polite. 135 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:48,838 You signaled your man 136 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:50,806 You don't deserve to be treated right. 137 00:04:51,015 --> 00:04:52,433 [ high-pitched voice ] "Hi, I'm Jane." 138 00:04:52,545 --> 00:04:54,165 "Please take my self-respect." 139 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:55,347 [ normal voice ] Pathetic. 140 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,642 Leave her alone, Marcie. 141 00:04:57,816 --> 00:05:00,149 20 years later, and you're still a bully! 142 00:05:00,184 --> 00:05:02,197 Teri Lee! I see you've changed. 143 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:03,379 Your acne cleared up. 144 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,584 My friend Jane doesn't need your help. 145 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:08,192 - She dates all the time. - Thank you. 146 00:05:08,303 --> 00:05:09,624 Yes, but she's still single. 147 00:05:09,687 --> 00:05:11,895 Let me guess, Jane, dear... you give it away. 148 00:05:13,637 --> 00:05:15,723 Well, just once, but he was a doctor. 149 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:17,643 Enough, Marcie. 150 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:20,549 I think it's time that everyone learn the truth about you. 151 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,838 Listen up, ladies. 152 00:05:21,872 --> 00:05:22,837 In high school, 153 00:05:22,886 --> 00:05:26,643 Ms. "don't give it away" gave it away all the time. 154 00:05:26,677 --> 00:05:27,385 [ audience gasps ] 155 00:05:27,469 --> 00:05:30,466 Her nickname was "high school hoover." 156 00:05:30,849 --> 00:05:33,540 She hoovered the geeks, the jocks, 157 00:05:33,609 --> 00:05:36,405 and the entire chinese bible study club! 158 00:05:36,968 --> 00:05:38,087 Okay, okay, let's go. Thank you. 159 00:05:38,122 --> 00:05:40,390 I hope none of your brothers are waiting in the car, 160 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,092 because she will hoover them, too! 161 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:48,659 Well, you were right about Marcie. She was awful. 162 00:05:48,721 --> 00:05:50,566 I know. I'm so glad that I finally got to tell her off 163 00:05:50,634 --> 00:05:51,701 after all these years. 164 00:05:51,735 --> 00:05:53,069 Oh, damn it, I just thought 165 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:53,970 of one more thing I should have said. 166 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:54,938 What? [ whispering ] 167 00:05:55,349 --> 00:05:56,806 Ew! Gross! 168 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,541 - That's disgusting. - I know. 169 00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:01,580 Oh, god! What the... 170 00:06:04,918 --> 00:06:06,783 Is he gonna jump? 171 00:06:07,087 --> 00:06:08,576 Maybe he just needs some some air. 172 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,852 I mean, I've been in that building. 173 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:11,854 There's no ventilation, and it smells like cheetos. 174 00:06:11,889 --> 00:06:13,489 No, he's gonna jump. 175 00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:15,495 Call the cops. I'm gonna go talk to him. 176 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:16,526 What are you gonna say? 177 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,394 Uh..."don't jump"? 178 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:33,333 - I-I didn't know anyone else was out here. - Stay back! 179 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,530 Okay. Okay. 180 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:37,714 Um... 181 00:06:37,804 --> 00:06:41,156 I'm just out here for some fresh air. 182 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,022 Would you at least tell me your name? 183 00:06:48,243 --> 00:06:49,492 I'm Donny. 184 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,068 Hi, Donny. I'm Jane. 185 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:53,363 I really wish you'd go back. 186 00:06:53,549 --> 00:06:55,948 I really wish you'd tell me what's wrong. 187 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,510 I lost my job. 188 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,756 Okay, well, that's not so bad. 189 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:05,149 You know, millions of americans are unemployed. 190 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,200 And my wife left me. 191 00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:09,512 And I lost visitation rights to my kids 192 00:07:09,546 --> 00:07:11,614 because she thinks that I'm mentally unstable. 193 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,612 Well, you know, you are standing on a ledge. 194 00:07:14,773 --> 00:07:16,658 Sorry. I was just kidding. 195 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,684 There was a new school in Calabasas. 196 00:07:20,747 --> 00:07:22,925 It's built on contaminated soil. 197 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,100 - Okay. - The kids will get sick. 198 00:07:25,156 --> 00:07:26,729 And I've tried to stop the opening, 199 00:07:26,764 --> 00:07:28,014 but no one will listen. 200 00:07:28,105 --> 00:07:29,328 Did you talk to a lawyer? 201 00:07:29,398 --> 00:07:31,707 Dozens! They all think I'm crazy! 202 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,113 Well, we all go crazy from time to time. 203 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:35,372 You should have seen me 204 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,117 when they canceled "all my children." 205 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,299 Jane! 206 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:40,455 Step away, ma'am. 207 00:07:41,179 --> 00:07:41,911 Sir! 208 00:07:42,451 --> 00:07:43,779 Y-you need to come with us. 209 00:07:43,905 --> 00:07:45,358 It's for your own safety. 210 00:07:46,339 --> 00:07:48,818 Donny... I'm a lawyer. 211 00:07:50,351 --> 00:07:53,182 And if you step down off that ledge, 212 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,734 I will help you. 213 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:57,994 [ sobs ] 214 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:06,836 [ police radio chatter ] 215 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,172 [ siren wails in distance ] 216 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,043 [ sighs ] 217 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,835 There she is... modern-day superhero. 218 00:08:21,903 --> 00:08:23,558 Well, I wouldn't go that far, but... 219 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:26,312 You ran up to a rooftop and saved a man from jumping. 220 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:27,563 You deserve a cookie. 221 00:08:27,682 --> 00:08:28,690 Whoo! 222 00:08:28,871 --> 00:08:31,245 Uh, wait, you don't bake. 223 00:08:31,313 --> 00:08:32,536 No. Cassie does. 224 00:08:32,536 --> 00:08:34,316 She dropped them off this morning. 225 00:08:35,408 --> 00:08:36,472 Homemade. 226 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:39,386 That takes time and care. 227 00:08:39,845 --> 00:08:41,083 She said she couldn't sleep. 228 00:08:41,138 --> 00:08:43,823 How's your crazy guy? I heard the cops took him away. 229 00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:46,215 He's on a 72-hour hold at mercy general. 230 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:48,607 And I don't think he's crazy. 231 00:08:48,823 --> 00:08:50,311 I've been doing some research. 232 00:08:50,394 --> 00:08:53,760 He's a soil engineer with a PhD from M.I.T. 233 00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:55,958 He claims that a developer 234 00:08:56,006 --> 00:08:57,502 built a high school on toxic soil. 235 00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:00,457 Bingum, I just heard you saved crazy Donny. 236 00:09:00,742 --> 00:09:01,841 You know Donny? 237 00:09:01,897 --> 00:09:03,698 Mountain West corp is our client. 238 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:04,783 What? 239 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:07,126 That's the company that built the school. 240 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:09,115 Donny's been a thorn in their side for months. 241 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:10,556 I had to get a restraining order 242 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,114 to stop him from picketing in front of their office. 243 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:15,743 Parker, how do you know that Donny's concerns aren't valid? 244 00:09:15,798 --> 00:09:17,342 - Oh, no. Shh. - I'm just saying that... 245 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,040 - I'm gonna stop you right there. You cannot represent Donny. - Fing... 246 00:09:20,075 --> 00:09:21,369 Conflict of interest. 247 00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:22,568 - But... - That's an order! 248 00:09:23,545 --> 00:09:25,680 Ooh. Cookies. 249 00:09:27,516 --> 00:09:29,309 [ sighs ] 250 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:34,290 Are you Teri Lee? 251 00:09:35,194 --> 00:09:36,716 I am anyone you want me to be. 252 00:09:37,593 --> 00:09:38,518 Yes, that's me. 253 00:09:38,664 --> 00:09:39,742 Consider yourself served. 254 00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:41,439 Oh, no! Thank you. 255 00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:42,892 Teri, I'm heading out. 256 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:44,857 Please accept this complaint on behalf of Ms. Lee. 257 00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:47,266 Uh... wow. 258 00:09:47,656 --> 00:09:49,234 [ sighs ] 259 00:09:50,486 --> 00:09:51,745 Oh, my god. 260 00:09:52,232 --> 00:09:54,381 You're being sued by Marcie Larose. 261 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,034 What?! 262 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,162 She's suing you for slander per se 263 00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,694 because of all that stuff you shouted at the seminar. 264 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:03,157 Well, I will sue her right back for attacking you! Bam! 265 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,916 Actually, you can't. 266 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:09,033 When you called her a hoover, you impugned her chastity. 267 00:10:09,124 --> 00:10:10,243 See, under the law, 268 00:10:10,306 --> 00:10:13,449 you can criticize Marcie's makeup or hair 269 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:14,787 or pretty much anything else, 270 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:17,302 but as soon as you insult her sexual decency, 271 00:10:17,385 --> 00:10:18,558 it's slander per se. 272 00:10:18,707 --> 00:10:21,494 Hello? 1920 called. They want their law back. 273 00:10:21,562 --> 00:10:24,397 I know... it's really archaic, but it's still on the books. 274 00:10:24,431 --> 00:10:26,966 Well, the joke is on her because I have no money. 275 00:10:27,107 --> 00:10:29,035 Obviously, she's never seen my car, 276 00:10:29,069 --> 00:10:30,981 because I use the passenger seat as a napkin. 277 00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:32,839 Teri, until the lawsuit is settled, 278 00:10:32,873 --> 00:10:34,694 they've put a lien on your mother's house, 279 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,579 which is technically in your name. 280 00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:38,554 You lose the suit, she loses the house. 281 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,780 Oh, no. I need you to fix this. 282 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,346 No, I can't. I'm a material witness. 283 00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:45,035 But I will find someone... 284 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,544 Actually, I think I'm fine. 285 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,629 Teri. 286 00:10:49,194 --> 00:10:50,300 Good luck. 287 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,365 Stacy: Freeze! 288 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:00,982 Stacy? 289 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:01,901 Nope! 290 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,695 It's TV's brittany fellows, rookie cop. 291 00:11:04,952 --> 00:11:05,919 And guess what. 292 00:11:05,989 --> 00:11:07,940 [ gasps ] I've been asked back for more episodes! 293 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:11,531 That's amazing! You're... you're a TV star! 294 00:11:11,615 --> 00:11:13,005 I know! [ laughs ] 295 00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:15,548 And Brian Pullman, who plays the lead cop, 296 00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:17,255 asked for me specifically. 297 00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,480 He said that I brought nuance, pathos, 298 00:11:19,536 --> 00:11:20,753 and cleavage to the role. 299 00:11:21,378 --> 00:11:23,541 Let's celebrate. Uh, I'll take you to lunch. 300 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:24,633 Let me just get my deli punch card. 301 00:11:24,696 --> 00:11:25,683 Oh. No, no, no, no. 302 00:11:25,774 --> 00:11:29,049 Today is my treat, and we're going to the Madrid, 303 00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:30,544 the hottest restaurant in town. 304 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:33,604 Oh, but... I can't wear this. 305 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,003 Stacy, I only have an hour for lunch. 306 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,318 No problem. 307 00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:41,031 Wardrobe change. [ laughs ] 308 00:11:41,615 --> 00:11:43,222 Just give me five minutes, okay? 309 00:11:45,962 --> 00:11:47,112 But you promised you'd help me. 310 00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:48,125 I know. 311 00:11:48,414 --> 00:11:50,517 I just didn't realize that my firm 312 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:53,292 represents Mountain West, so there's a conflict. 313 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:54,759 Those students will get sick... 314 00:11:54,961 --> 00:11:57,485 Everything from impaired hearing to brain damage. 315 00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:00,023 But I understand, y-you've got a conflict. 316 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:01,442 [ sighs ] 317 00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:04,585 Donny, do you have any evidence? 318 00:12:04,676 --> 00:12:07,266 I saw the original soils report! 319 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,086 Okay, if the soil is toxic, 320 00:12:10,183 --> 00:12:11,603 why wouldn't Mountain West 321 00:12:11,638 --> 00:12:13,405 just clean up the site before building? 322 00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:15,636 Paying someone off was a lot cheaper. 323 00:12:15,983 --> 00:12:17,437 Why didn't you go back to the site 324 00:12:17,499 --> 00:12:18,577 and get more samples? 325 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:20,112 After my test, 326 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:21,957 Mountain West changed the school design. 327 00:12:22,047 --> 00:12:24,134 The original plans called for areas with grass. 328 00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:27,586 The revised plans are all asphalt and artificial turf, 329 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,555 virtually ensuring that future soil testing 330 00:12:29,589 --> 00:12:30,589 be almost impossible. 331 00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,082 But that won't stop the lead 332 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,526 from leeching up in the soil and making the kids sick. 333 00:12:34,561 --> 00:12:36,128 [ knock on door ] 334 00:12:38,112 --> 00:12:39,864 I got to go, Donny. 335 00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:42,326 Jane, look... 336 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:43,939 Why would I sacrifice so much... 337 00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:45,775 I mean, my job, my... [ sighs ] 338 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,020 my family... 339 00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:49,691 if I wasn't absolutely sure that I was right? 340 00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:51,617 [ sighs ] 341 00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:55,480 [ indistinct talking over P.A. ] 342 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,382 Excuse me? 343 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:04,670 Were you just with Donny Gibson? 344 00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:05,866 Yeah. 345 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,890 You're the woman who rescued him? 346 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:10,395 Well, okay, that's me. [ chuckles ] 347 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:12,007 How can I help you? 348 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,523 I'm his wife. 349 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:15,387 Oh. 350 00:13:15,491 --> 00:13:16,917 How is he? 351 00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:21,159 Well, why don't you go see for yourself? 352 00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,645 [ voice breaking ] I can't. 353 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,171 I'm only here because I was asked 354 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,980 to fill out some paperwork. 355 00:13:35,822 --> 00:13:38,273 I better get back to it. 356 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,366 Of course. 357 00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:50,179 "Slander per se"? 358 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,001 You must have really pissed this woman off. 359 00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:53,044 I have a gift. 360 00:13:53,134 --> 00:13:55,200 I've noticed. Why me? 361 00:13:55,304 --> 00:13:57,954 The woman suing me is a total bitch. 362 00:13:58,058 --> 00:13:59,762 And you want me because... 363 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,713 You are an even bigger bitch. 364 00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:03,023 And I say that with admiration. 365 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:03,976 [ chuckles ] 366 00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,061 Right. 367 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,106 So what's in it for me? 368 00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:11,023 How about I keep hush-hush 369 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,718 that you're back knocking boots with the boss? 370 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:15,951 What? No, we're friends. 371 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,530 Yeah, I left my ipod here last night. 372 00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:19,853 I came back around midnight. 373 00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:21,849 You might want to close your blinds 374 00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:23,066 before you play "ride 'em, cowboy." 375 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:23,990 Fine. 376 00:14:24,276 --> 00:14:27,092 Just keep your mouth shut, and I'll represent you. 377 00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:29,860 Yee-haw! 378 00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:36,648 I can't believe we just did lunch at the Madrid. 379 00:14:36,683 --> 00:14:38,407 Dreams can come true. 380 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,819 I guess the white tablecloths were fancy, 381 00:14:40,853 --> 00:14:42,854 but my chicken was so tiny. 382 00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:44,923 I told you, it was quail. 383 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:46,606 Quail? Is that... 384 00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:48,260 O.M.G. 385 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:49,178 Brian's here! 386 00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,423 [ reporters shouting ] 387 00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,079 Let's go say hi. 388 00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:54,766 Hey. Same table I always take if you don't mind. 389 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,642 - Brian! - Hey... Stacy! 390 00:14:57,712 --> 00:14:59,673 Hey. Oh. [ squeals ] 391 00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:01,210 Thank you so much 392 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,039 for asking me back on your show. 393 00:15:03,108 --> 00:15:04,186 I'm so excited. 394 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,197 It's no problem, babe. I'll, um, see you on set. 395 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:10,918 Aah! 396 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,584 Man: Excuse me! Excuse me! 397 00:15:12,618 --> 00:15:13,852 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, blondie, what's your name? 398 00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:16,210 Stacy Barrett. Rhymes with ferret. 399 00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:17,469 Yeah, tell us about Brian. 400 00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:20,216 Oh, Brian... he's amazing. I love him. 401 00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,273 - You love him? - What? 402 00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:23,067 You're dating? Hey, is that a baby bump? 403 00:15:23,143 --> 00:15:24,945 What? No! 404 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:26,753 I mean, I respect him. 405 00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:28,567 We just work together, and... 406 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,383 and this is just how the dress falls. 407 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:32,170 Yeah? Who's that guy? 408 00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:35,779 Oh. Him? He's Fred. He's my friend. 409 00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:39,715 "Friend"? 410 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:43,443 Ms. Bingum, I'm still unclear why you called me in. 411 00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,487 As C.E.O. of Mountain West, 412 00:15:45,585 --> 00:15:47,768 you're a very important client to this firm. 413 00:15:47,873 --> 00:15:48,770 And? 414 00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,919 And... due diligence... 415 00:15:50,988 --> 00:15:52,845 I was reviewing your blueprints 416 00:15:52,915 --> 00:15:55,780 and noticed that you changed the design 417 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,866 after the submission of a soils report. 418 00:15:57,936 --> 00:16:00,662 Franklin, hi. What's going on? 419 00:16:00,884 --> 00:16:03,861 Your associate is questioning the school's redesign. 420 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,037 Bingum? 421 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,873 Even the appearance of impropriety 422 00:16:07,907 --> 00:16:09,292 could give rise to an injunction 423 00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:10,409 preventing the school 424 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,544 from opening on the grounds of fraud. 425 00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,292 Do you think I've engaged in fraud? 426 00:16:14,355 --> 00:16:15,614 Absolutely not. 427 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:17,477 Sort this out. 428 00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:20,773 Then, you let me know if I need to make a change in counsel. 429 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,153 [ chuckles ] 430 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,461 You talked to Donny again? 431 00:16:25,544 --> 00:16:27,519 - Yes, but... - You violated privilege 432 00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,461 and confronted one of my biggest clients without telling me? 433 00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:32,394 I wasn't confront... I just... I want to protect the kids. 434 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,583 Stop! 435 00:16:34,258 --> 00:16:36,177 Donny Gibson has a hero complex. 436 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,924 The last thing he needs is a lawyer with one, too. 437 00:16:38,973 --> 00:16:40,113 Oh, hear me out... 438 00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:42,568 Jane! We've worked together a long time. 439 00:16:42,825 --> 00:16:45,009 I consider you more than just an employee. 440 00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:46,706 Thank you. You know, I do feel the same way. 441 00:16:46,803 --> 00:16:48,959 Which is why I cannot believe you went behind my back. 442 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:49,696 Well... 443 00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:50,976 You're fired. 444 00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:05,285 Jane, I just heard. 445 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:06,950 - Are you okay? - Not really. 446 00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:10,624 Parker just fired me and said I have a hero complex. 447 00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:13,104 Since when did helping people 448 00:17:13,202 --> 00:17:15,246 become such a bad thing around here? 449 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:16,588 Parker's angry. 450 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,153 Give him an hour to calm down 451 00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,238 and say you're sorry. 452 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:20,990 I'm not apologizing. 453 00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:23,188 So you're really leaving? 454 00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:24,071 Yeah. 455 00:17:24,148 --> 00:17:25,963 I mean, I love working here, 456 00:17:26,074 --> 00:17:27,975 but Donny needs my help. 457 00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:30,077 And if I ignore him and he's right, 458 00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,745 how could I live with myself? 459 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,088 How can I help? 460 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,551 I may need another box. 461 00:17:37,585 --> 00:17:40,320 - I mean with your case. - No. 462 00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:42,523 No. Parker will fire you, too. 463 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:43,891 And I can't ask you to do that. 464 00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:45,392 Well, you didn't ask. I offered. 465 00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:46,426 Now, what do you need? 466 00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:48,821 I need a temporary injunction 467 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:51,131 to force Mountain West to do another soil test 468 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,432 before the school opens. 469 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,668 Which means I need a judge 470 00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:58,972 who doesn't already think that Donny is a nutball. 471 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,667 Well, a new judge was just sworn in last week. 472 00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:05,053 I saw him moving into his chambers this morning. 473 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,747 - That's great. - Mm-hmm. 474 00:18:06,951 --> 00:18:09,872 So I'll buy him a welcome-to-the-bench gift 475 00:18:10,115 --> 00:18:12,862 and... plead my case. 476 00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,190 Here's how it's gonna go down. 477 00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:18,106 You will keep your mouth shut. 478 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,719 I filed a motion to dismiss. 479 00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:21,618 So, hopefully, the judge will toss your case. 480 00:18:21,993 --> 00:18:22,596 Got it. 481 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,975 Good for you. 482 00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:24,898 What? 483 00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:26,266 Wearing that outfit in public, 484 00:18:26,301 --> 00:18:27,734 not caring what anyone thinks. 485 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,053 Oh, Marcie. Sticks and stones. 486 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,800 Wait, is that how the surgeon did your face work? 487 00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:35,644 Enough. Best behavior. 488 00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:38,642 - Ms. Kaswell, you're up. - Yes. 489 00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:41,444 Your honor, in this day and age, 490 00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:44,087 How can the court consider a slander per se complaint? 491 00:18:44,143 --> 00:18:46,111 The law sets women back a hundred years. 492 00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:48,037 Cummings: The defendant wants this case dismissed 493 00:18:48,037 --> 00:18:49,226 'cause she doesn't like the law? 494 00:18:49,358 --> 00:18:51,229 Hey, why don't we throw out speed limits 495 00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:52,356 and shoplifting while we're at it? 496 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,767 Stay on point, counselor. 497 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:56,139 That woman impugned my client's chastity. 498 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,482 That meets the slander per se criteria. 499 00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,513 Ergo, this is a viable cause of action. 500 00:19:00,569 --> 00:19:01,792 And speaking of action, 501 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,997 - why don't you ask Marcie how many guys she... - Say it, Teri. 502 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,206 We can always add more charges to my complaint. 503 00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:06,706 [ chuckles nervously ] 504 00:19:06,706 --> 00:19:09,042 Obviously, the parties go way back. 505 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,645 Perhaps the court's time would be better spent 506 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,962 if these two women sat down over coffee. 507 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,250 Wouldn't it be nice if our legal system worked that way? 508 00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:19,019 - Your honor? - This case will go to trial, 509 00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:20,821 and the lien on the defendant's house 510 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,106 will remain in effect. 511 00:19:29,387 --> 00:19:30,611 How's it look? 512 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:31,689 Exciting. 513 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,234 Nice, France. International regatta. 514 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,585 Put the big squeeze on the kiwis for the win. 515 00:19:36,703 --> 00:19:37,704 This... 516 00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:39,999 I got from a kiwi bowman. 517 00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:41,780 - Ouch. - Yeah, he wasn't a good loser. 518 00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:42,656 [ laughs ] 519 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,554 Uh, welcome to the neighborhood. 520 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:45,799 Ah, a tillandsia. 521 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,281 Tillandsia cyanea. 522 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:49,016 Tillandsia cyanea beneficium. 523 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,586 "Beneficium"... the latin word for "gift." 524 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:54,421 And "bribe," assuming you're a lawyer. 525 00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:57,016 A lawyer... yes. Bribe... no. 526 00:19:57,135 --> 00:19:58,225 Jane Bingum. 527 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,548 I was just passing through. 528 00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:01,295 Owen French. Just moving in. 529 00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:05,021 Okay, there is just one little thing. 530 00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:05,666 Oh? 531 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,691 If you'd entertain an ex parte application 532 00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:08,866 for a preliminary injunction 533 00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:10,437 to prevent a high school from opening 534 00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:12,608 on toxic ground and force the developer to retest the soil, 535 00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:13,832 I'd be so grateful. 536 00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:15,242 But other than that, you're just passing through. 537 00:20:15,522 --> 00:20:16,245 Absolutely. 538 00:20:16,321 --> 00:20:16,947 You didn't pick me 539 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:17,907 'cause you figured I'm the new judge 540 00:20:17,907 --> 00:20:19,444 who would be too worried about the students' health 541 00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:20,995 to consider the unusual circumstances 542 00:20:20,995 --> 00:20:22,671 surrounding that request? 543 00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:25,306 No... that's a rhetorical question. 544 00:20:25,522 --> 00:20:27,991 No need for an incriminating response. 545 00:20:28,074 --> 00:20:28,789 Let's go to dinner. 546 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,070 What? 547 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,960 That's completely inappropriate. 548 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,661 And you can't base your decision on my motion 549 00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:36,830 on whether I go to dinner with you. 550 00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:38,999 I've already made a decision on your motion, 551 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,335 and your response to my request will have no bearing. 552 00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:42,769 Let's go to dinner. What do you say? 553 00:20:42,804 --> 00:20:44,905 - Absolutely not. [ laughs ] - Too bad. 554 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,843 I'll see you tomorrow, then. Wait. Tomorrow? 555 00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:52,045 The evidentiary hearing to prove you deserve that motion 556 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,547 will begin at 9:00 A.M. sharp. 557 00:20:53,581 --> 00:20:54,548 Wait, but I'm not ready. 558 00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:56,009 Oh. 559 00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:58,418 Well, I guess we'll both be working tonight. 560 00:20:58,453 --> 00:20:59,953 Thank you for the plant, by the way. 561 00:20:59,988 --> 00:21:02,923 It's... it's very pretty. 562 00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:09,111 What happened? 563 00:21:10,465 --> 00:21:12,466 The second you went after Marcie in court, 564 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,634 you ruined any chance of making this suit go away. 565 00:21:14,669 --> 00:21:16,330 Some people find my attitude charming. 566 00:21:16,399 --> 00:21:17,032 Really? 567 00:21:17,032 --> 00:21:19,104 'Cause none of those people are gonna be on the jury. 568 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,372 I have no idea how to argue your defense. 569 00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:22,714 Just say I'm not guilty. 570 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,578 We can't deny what you said! 571 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:27,276 They'll parade in every woman who attended that seminar. 572 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,583 What, I'm just screwed? My mother's gonna lose her house? 573 00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:32,586 The only absolute defense to slander is the truth. 574 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:35,072 Good. 575 00:21:35,134 --> 00:21:36,023 - Good? - Well, yeah. 576 00:21:36,057 --> 00:21:38,759 What I said about Marcie is absolutely true. 577 00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:40,360 She was an absolute slut. 578 00:21:41,282 --> 00:21:42,763 Huh. 579 00:21:43,097 --> 00:21:44,798 The slut defense. 580 00:21:45,232 --> 00:21:46,166 I can work with that, 581 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,868 but I'm gonna have to put you on the stand. 582 00:21:47,902 --> 00:21:50,971 Fine. I love being the center of attention. 583 00:21:59,773 --> 00:22:00,754 Knock, knock. 584 00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:01,950 Hi. 585 00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:02,882 How's it going? 586 00:22:02,979 --> 00:22:05,086 Well, I'm due in court in less than 10 hours, 587 00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:06,282 so not so good. 588 00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:07,715 Is that a new tie? 589 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,530 Oh. Only you would notice. 590 00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:11,908 And, yes, it was a gift from Cassie. 591 00:22:12,012 --> 00:22:13,894 - Oh. - Don't say anything. 592 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:15,719 How's Donny? 593 00:22:15,997 --> 00:22:17,159 He's making progress. 594 00:22:17,207 --> 00:22:18,925 I wish I could say the same for his case. 595 00:22:19,342 --> 00:22:20,685 Oh. So, what's going on here? 596 00:22:20,754 --> 00:22:21,768 I'm looking for evidence of a payoff 597 00:22:21,836 --> 00:22:23,876 around the time the plans were approved. 598 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:24,857 No luck. 599 00:22:25,073 --> 00:22:26,440 But I did find 600 00:22:26,474 --> 00:22:29,509 a paypal payment of $100,000 601 00:22:29,544 --> 00:22:31,812 from Franklin Turner to an unidentified recipient, 602 00:22:31,846 --> 00:22:33,280 but that was only three weeks ago. 603 00:22:33,314 --> 00:22:35,348 - I'll follow up on that. - Thanks. 604 00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,006 In the meantime... 605 00:22:37,938 --> 00:22:40,414 I know what you'll be arguing in court. 606 00:22:41,033 --> 00:22:42,622 - You found something? - I did. 607 00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:45,258 Franklin Turner lives in the Calabasas high school district, 608 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,427 and his kids were assigned to the new campus. 609 00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:49,062 But last week, 610 00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:50,831 he pulled them out of that school system 611 00:22:50,865 --> 00:22:52,632 and enrolled them in a school in Encino, 612 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,037 20 minutes from his house. 613 00:22:54,246 --> 00:22:55,102 Unbelievable. 614 00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:56,673 So Franklin's trying to protect 615 00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:58,371 his own kids from toxic lead exposure 616 00:22:58,406 --> 00:23:01,007 while putting thousands of others at risk. 617 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:03,043 I'm offended by your accusation. 618 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,922 I pulled my kids out of the Calabasas school 619 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,814 because they moved in with my wife. 620 00:23:09,149 --> 00:23:10,050 Excuse me? 621 00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:12,452 We separated five months ago. 622 00:23:13,113 --> 00:23:16,326 She lives in Encino. I still live in Calabasas. 623 00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:18,658 We decided to keep the whole thing private... 624 00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:20,560 until now. 625 00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:22,863 Um... 626 00:23:26,653 --> 00:23:27,974 No more questions. 627 00:23:28,057 --> 00:23:30,003 - I've got one. - Your honor? 628 00:23:30,074 --> 00:23:31,905 Under evidence code section 775, 629 00:23:31,939 --> 00:23:33,640 it's a judge's right to question the witness, 630 00:23:33,674 --> 00:23:35,193 as I'm sure you're aware. 631 00:23:35,255 --> 00:23:36,152 Of course. 632 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,663 Mr. Turner, why did you change the school's design 633 00:23:38,739 --> 00:23:40,207 after you saw the soils report? 634 00:23:40,603 --> 00:23:41,973 California's in a drought. 635 00:23:42,008 --> 00:23:44,087 The second design reduced water consumption. 636 00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:45,144 Fair enough. 637 00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:47,703 - Now I have a question for Mr. Gibson. - Your honor? 638 00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:49,588 People vs. Harris affirms a judge's right 639 00:23:49,685 --> 00:23:52,043 to question the litigants, as I'm sure you're aware. 640 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,226 - Of course. - Mr. Gibson... 641 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:57,251 You saw the lead report on your boss' laptop? 642 00:23:57,321 --> 00:23:58,434 - Is that correct? - Yes, sir. 643 00:23:58,566 --> 00:24:00,734 Approach the bench, Mr. Gibson. Ms. Bingum, you too. 644 00:24:01,201 --> 00:24:02,235 Oh. 645 00:24:05,784 --> 00:24:07,407 Will you hand me your glasses? 646 00:24:09,936 --> 00:24:11,389 How long have you had this prescription? 647 00:24:11,501 --> 00:24:12,646 Since I was 5. 648 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,614 Geez, when was the last time you cleaned them? 649 00:24:15,326 --> 00:24:17,417 How long were you looking at the soils report? 650 00:24:18,622 --> 00:24:19,753 A few seconds, but I-I... 651 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,078 The smears on these lenses are bigger than a decimal point 652 00:24:22,078 --> 00:24:22,822 on a computer screen. 653 00:24:22,857 --> 00:24:24,691 Your honor, can we just get back to the case? 654 00:24:24,725 --> 00:24:25,825 You have no case. 655 00:24:25,952 --> 00:24:26,960 You have failed to present me 656 00:24:26,994 --> 00:24:27,996 with a scintilla of evidence. 657 00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:29,429 School opens on schedule. 658 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,251 [ gavel bangs ] 659 00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,238 That son of a bitch judge threw my case down the toilet. 660 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,005 Stacy told a group of paparazzi 661 00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:40,135 that we were just friends. 662 00:24:40,169 --> 00:24:44,539 2,700 high-school kids are gonna be exposed to toxic lead. 663 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,962 Okay. You win. What can I do to help? 664 00:24:48,261 --> 00:24:50,345 - Nothing. It's over. - Well, there, I tried. 665 00:24:50,379 --> 00:24:51,961 Now help me compete with Stacy's co-star. 666 00:24:52,081 --> 00:24:54,015 [ scoffs ] You can't compete with Brian Pullman. 667 00:24:54,214 --> 00:24:55,076 Thanks. 668 00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:56,551 Do you happen to have a sharp stick 669 00:24:56,586 --> 00:24:57,879 you could jab in my eye? 670 00:24:57,948 --> 00:25:00,822 What I mean is, you can't compete with Brian Pullman, 671 00:25:00,856 --> 00:25:01,923 so don't even try. 672 00:25:01,991 --> 00:25:03,892 So, if you are really worried 673 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,007 that Stacy's distracted, 674 00:25:05,014 --> 00:25:07,329 then you need to turn her focus back on you, 675 00:25:07,363 --> 00:25:08,863 remind her why she loves you. 676 00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,498 You know, show her your Fred-ness. 677 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,133 How do I do that? 678 00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:14,336 Not by sitting here and feeling sorry for yourself. 679 00:25:14,659 --> 00:25:16,857 Yeah, well, right back at ya. 680 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,248 [ knock on door ] 681 00:25:22,545 --> 00:25:23,269 Jane here? 682 00:25:23,269 --> 00:25:25,139 - Oh. - Come on in. I was just headed out. 683 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:26,308 Hey! 684 00:25:26,384 --> 00:25:28,429 Wow, you're really loving that new tie. 685 00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:30,652 I had breakfast with Cassie at the Beverly Hills hotel. 686 00:25:30,686 --> 00:25:31,720 I had to wear it. 687 00:25:31,754 --> 00:25:33,471 That was considerate. 688 00:25:34,048 --> 00:25:34,841 Okay. 689 00:25:34,903 --> 00:25:36,746 Enough. Why don't you like Cassie? 690 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,394 I... Like her just fine. 691 00:25:40,564 --> 00:25:41,920 Every time I bring her up, 692 00:25:41,976 --> 00:25:43,582 I get a look or a snide remark. 693 00:25:43,784 --> 00:25:44,599 Why? 694 00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:46,600 Okay. 695 00:25:47,393 --> 00:25:50,203 I don't like that she's giving it away. 696 00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:52,491 What? 697 00:25:53,172 --> 00:25:55,592 - I know that you are just having fun... - Mm-hmm. 698 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,498 But she is investing in you. 699 00:25:57,647 --> 00:25:59,076 And, as another single woman, 700 00:25:59,153 --> 00:26:01,216 it's just really hard to watch. 701 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,686 I'm completely overstepping. 702 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,808 I'm sorry. 703 00:26:05,988 --> 00:26:07,555 Could we please just change the topic? 704 00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:08,857 Okay, apology accepted. 705 00:26:08,857 --> 00:26:10,392 Now, you want to know the other reason 706 00:26:10,426 --> 00:26:11,526 I was in Beverly Hills? 707 00:26:11,594 --> 00:26:13,430 You were stalking a Kardashian? 708 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,830 I was tracking Franklin Turner's 100k paypal payment. 709 00:26:16,893 --> 00:26:18,633 It went to a jeweler on rodeo. 710 00:26:18,668 --> 00:26:20,704 Well... Thank you for looking into it, 711 00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,046 but the case is over. 712 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,896 Just like Franklin's marriage... 713 00:26:24,348 --> 00:26:25,607 or so we thought. 714 00:26:25,704 --> 00:26:26,636 What? 715 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:28,215 The jeweler told me 716 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:30,850 that Franklin bought a diamond necklace for his wife. 717 00:26:32,214 --> 00:26:34,082 They picked it out together. 718 00:26:34,341 --> 00:26:35,650 Oh, my god! 719 00:26:36,337 --> 00:26:37,852 So you think they're not really separated? 720 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,899 No, I think the divorce was a sham for court. 721 00:26:45,322 --> 00:26:46,828 Just keep your mouth shut, 722 00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:49,112 and only speak when I ask you a question. 723 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,565 - Got it. - Good. 724 00:26:50,670 --> 00:26:53,001 [ elevator bell dings ] Holy crap, it's my mom! 725 00:26:53,716 --> 00:26:54,641 Teri. 726 00:26:54,669 --> 00:26:56,004 Umma, what are you doing here? 727 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,372 I received this in the mail! 728 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,939 It's a lien against your home. 729 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,101 You are being sued by Marcie Larose? 730 00:27:01,178 --> 00:27:02,784 Mrs. Lee, I'm Teri's attorney, 731 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,933 and I assure you I have everything under control. 732 00:27:05,010 --> 00:27:07,215 If you had everything under control, 733 00:27:07,283 --> 00:27:08,563 this case would not be going to trial. 734 00:27:08,818 --> 00:27:09,648 I talked to the clerk. 735 00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:11,686 He said that my daughter had an outburst in court. 736 00:27:11,769 --> 00:27:13,570 Umma, please go home. 737 00:27:13,682 --> 00:27:14,656 After the trial, 738 00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:17,192 I'll pick up some gamjatang at Seoul garden. 739 00:27:17,226 --> 00:27:18,501 [ laughing ] and we will laugh about this. 740 00:27:18,598 --> 00:27:19,961 Well, not so much laugh as eat in silence 741 00:27:19,995 --> 00:27:21,596 while watching "NCIS." 742 00:27:21,664 --> 00:27:23,320 I will be watching the trial to make sure... 743 00:27:23,425 --> 00:27:25,133 No more outbursts! 744 00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:27,416 Oh. 745 00:27:29,245 --> 00:27:30,351 It'll be fine. 746 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:32,458 Can you tell the court 747 00:27:32,507 --> 00:27:35,045 why you called Ms. Larose "the hoover"? 748 00:27:35,149 --> 00:27:36,958 I referred to Ms. Larose as "the hoover" 749 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:39,023 because that was her nickname in high school. 750 00:27:39,181 --> 00:27:40,482 Do you know how she got that nickname? 751 00:27:40,516 --> 00:27:41,750 Yes, she got it 752 00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:43,718 at Felicity Davidson's sweet 16 party. 753 00:27:44,023 --> 00:27:44,878 Go on. 754 00:27:44,976 --> 00:27:47,889 Marcie entertained the guys in the Davidsons' laundry room. 755 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:50,158 Afterwards, I spoke to the recipients 756 00:27:50,192 --> 00:27:51,826 of Marcie's generosity, 757 00:27:51,861 --> 00:27:54,062 and they provided all the details. 758 00:27:54,371 --> 00:27:55,997 No more questions, your honor. 759 00:27:58,975 --> 00:28:00,535 Ms. Larose helped compile the guest list 760 00:28:00,603 --> 00:28:02,271 for Felicity's party... 761 00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:04,005 a guest list you weren't on. 762 00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:05,282 Isn't that correct? 763 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,476 That's right. I crashed the party. 764 00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:11,228 I see. How late did you stay? 765 00:28:11,437 --> 00:28:14,082 Way past midnight. It was a rager. 766 00:28:14,664 --> 00:28:18,294 So at 9:45, when, uh, the smoke detector was activated, 767 00:28:18,294 --> 00:28:19,721 Mr. Davidson kicked everyone out... 768 00:28:19,789 --> 00:28:21,312 Where were you? 769 00:28:23,155 --> 00:28:24,782 You didn't see anyone go into a laundry room. 770 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,728 You started the rumor, and you made up the nickname. 771 00:28:26,762 --> 00:28:28,363 Isn't that what really happened? 772 00:28:35,971 --> 00:28:37,205 [ door opens ] 773 00:28:39,809 --> 00:28:40,875 [ door slams ] 774 00:28:40,992 --> 00:28:42,110 You lied on the stand? 775 00:28:42,144 --> 00:28:43,795 Ms. Kaswell, I'll handle this. 776 00:28:43,885 --> 00:28:45,234 You lied on the stand?! 777 00:28:45,448 --> 00:28:47,582 - I'm sorry, Umma. - What is wrong with you?! 778 00:28:47,616 --> 00:28:49,083 I was trying to save your house. 779 00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,552 I didn't know what else to do! 780 00:28:50,586 --> 00:28:52,053 Marcie was a sweet girl... your friend... 781 00:28:52,087 --> 00:28:53,288 and you attack her? 782 00:28:53,322 --> 00:28:56,291 No, Umma, Marcie was not a sweet girl. 783 00:28:56,358 --> 00:28:58,827 She teased me about my weight, 784 00:28:58,861 --> 00:29:00,962 my acne, my clothes... 785 00:29:00,996 --> 00:29:02,497 You wore what we could afford. 786 00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:05,214 And the stinky kimchi in my lunchbox, every day. 787 00:29:05,298 --> 00:29:06,619 Homemade. 788 00:29:08,838 --> 00:29:13,308 One day, Marcie told me that I was on the guest list 789 00:29:13,342 --> 00:29:15,643 for felicity's party, and so I spent all my savings 790 00:29:15,678 --> 00:29:17,178 on this really cool outfit. 791 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,614 And when all the other kids got their invitations, 792 00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:21,416 I told Marcie that mine must have gotten lost 793 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:25,086 in the mail, and... she just laughed. 794 00:29:26,689 --> 00:29:27,789 You never told me. 795 00:29:27,823 --> 00:29:29,424 Because you didn't want to hear it! 796 00:29:32,155 --> 00:29:33,866 [ sighs ] 797 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:36,196 Okay. 798 00:29:36,265 --> 00:29:37,632 You didn't get invited to the party, 799 00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,901 - So you started the hoover rumor. - Yeah. 800 00:29:39,969 --> 00:29:42,337 But it didn't matter because nobody believed me. 801 00:29:42,404 --> 00:29:43,938 Nobody believes me now or then. 802 00:29:44,006 --> 00:29:45,874 Nobody cares, 803 00:29:45,908 --> 00:29:48,943 because nobody can get enough of Marcie Larose. 804 00:29:50,846 --> 00:29:52,680 Why are you smiling? It's creepy. 805 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,116 'Cause this case isn't over. 806 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:00,221 [ door opens ] 807 00:30:00,737 --> 00:30:01,956 Surprise! 808 00:30:01,991 --> 00:30:03,691 [ door closes ] 809 00:30:03,726 --> 00:30:06,094 On our first date, we had caramel apples. 810 00:30:06,128 --> 00:30:07,837 Of course. [ squeals ] 811 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:11,502 Tonight, I have planned a tour of our greatest hits. 812 00:30:11,919 --> 00:30:13,735 Skee-ball at the Santa Monica Pier, 813 00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:16,437 Then the annual mariachi festival at Casa Burrito, 814 00:30:16,472 --> 00:30:19,974 finishing off with '80s night at the hollywood roller rink. 815 00:30:20,009 --> 00:30:22,110 Get ready for a night of Fred-ness. 816 00:30:22,144 --> 00:30:23,811 [ laughs ] 817 00:30:23,846 --> 00:30:25,946 Oh, Fred, I love our hits, 818 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,749 but I've already got plans. 819 00:30:28,672 --> 00:30:30,518 Oh. Okay. 820 00:30:30,553 --> 00:30:33,621 Well, we can do whatever you want to do. 821 00:30:34,013 --> 00:30:35,905 Well, actually, I'm going to 822 00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:37,393 an "entertainment weekly" party with... 823 00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:39,160 - Don't say it... - Brian. 824 00:30:41,196 --> 00:30:43,898 It's work. Promoting our show? 825 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:45,466 [ sighs ] 826 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:47,368 Okay. Pretend you're a paparazzi. 827 00:30:47,436 --> 00:30:48,770 Ask me a question. 828 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,682 Okay. 829 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:53,741 [ clears throat ] 830 00:30:53,776 --> 00:30:56,110 I am outside the "entertainment weekly" party, 831 00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:57,178 and... oh, look... there's Brian Pullman 832 00:30:57,212 --> 00:30:58,146 and his sexy co-star. 833 00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:59,549 Hey, sexy co-star, 834 00:30:59,702 --> 00:31:01,015 where's your boyfriend, Fred? 835 00:31:03,012 --> 00:31:04,521 Um... 836 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,295 Yeah. 837 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,623 You might want to work on that answer. 838 00:31:09,362 --> 00:31:11,326 Fred, I'm sorry I called you a friend. 839 00:31:11,531 --> 00:31:12,721 But this is my dream job, 840 00:31:12,797 --> 00:31:14,918 and going with Brian is part of that job. 841 00:31:15,127 --> 00:31:16,851 I just wish that you could understand that 842 00:31:16,851 --> 00:31:18,833 and be a supportive boyfriend. 843 00:31:23,124 --> 00:31:25,239 Franklin lied. 844 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,109 Bingum, what are you doing here? 845 00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:31,579 Franklin Turner purchased a necklace for his wife 846 00:31:31,699 --> 00:31:33,581 Three weeks ago for their anniversary. 847 00:31:33,616 --> 00:31:36,893 So this whole separation is a pretext 848 00:31:36,893 --> 00:31:38,086 for keeping the kids out of the toxic school. 849 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:39,554 What? 850 00:31:39,588 --> 00:31:41,589 After I found out about the jewelry, 851 00:31:41,624 --> 00:31:44,592 I drove to the wife's house in Encino, 852 00:31:44,627 --> 00:31:48,146 took a picture of the perfectly happy couple 853 00:31:48,222 --> 00:31:51,199 - enjoying a romantic dinner. - You trespassed, 854 00:31:51,266 --> 00:31:53,901 and now you sound as crazy as your client. 855 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,655 Is this really how you're gonna spend your life, Parker? 856 00:32:00,329 --> 00:32:02,243 Selling your integrity by the hour? 857 00:32:05,538 --> 00:32:06,985 You had no problem taking a paycheck 858 00:32:07,047 --> 00:32:08,416 when you worked here. 859 00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:09,784 [ exhales sharply ] 860 00:32:10,093 --> 00:32:11,832 Now get out of my office. 861 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,467 Hello, Bingum. 862 00:32:34,813 --> 00:32:36,624 You kick me out of your office. 863 00:32:36,714 --> 00:32:37,981 then you ask me to meet you on the eighth hole. 864 00:32:38,049 --> 00:32:38,953 What's going on? 865 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,200 You know much about building a golf course? 866 00:32:41,353 --> 00:32:42,862 What? No. 867 00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:44,315 At least I don't think I do. 868 00:32:44,475 --> 00:32:45,963 Pay attention... 869 00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:48,529 You might learn something. 870 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,566 Okay. 871 00:32:49,732 --> 00:32:50,553 Five years ago, 872 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,563 this land was dry and flat. 873 00:32:53,293 --> 00:32:55,122 A developer turned it into this... 874 00:32:55,185 --> 00:32:57,534 with hills and valleys. 875 00:32:58,105 --> 00:32:59,703 How do you suppose he did that? 876 00:32:59,737 --> 00:33:01,784 - Um... - Dirt. 877 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,851 Lots and lots of dirt. 878 00:33:06,513 --> 00:33:07,695 Parker, what is going on? 879 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,114 Seriously, did you have a stroke or something? 880 00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,679 You're acting really weird. 881 00:33:10,769 --> 00:33:12,814 Hey, Bingum... catch. 882 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:23,327 [ sighs ] 883 00:33:26,263 --> 00:33:29,866 Ms. Larose, you're known as the "don't give it away" lady, 884 00:33:29,963 --> 00:33:31,402 - correct? - Yes. 885 00:33:31,562 --> 00:33:34,469 So, after my client called you a hoover 886 00:33:34,469 --> 00:33:36,722 and left your seminar, 887 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,913 how many attendees wanted their money back? 888 00:33:38,969 --> 00:33:39,511 None. 889 00:33:39,511 --> 00:33:42,397 How many cancellations for your upcoming seminars? 890 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:43,232 Again, none. 891 00:33:43,294 --> 00:33:46,884 But Teri Lee told a roomful of women 892 00:33:46,951 --> 00:33:47,787 that you gave it away. 893 00:33:47,877 --> 00:33:49,824 I mean, surely that would hurt business. 894 00:33:49,908 --> 00:33:51,368 Nobody listens to Teri Lee. 895 00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:53,991 Nobody ever listened to Teri Lee. 896 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,961 An excellent point, Marcie. Thank you. 897 00:33:58,058 --> 00:33:58,684 What? 898 00:33:58,774 --> 00:34:00,749 Your honor, the defense moves to dismiss. 899 00:34:00,847 --> 00:34:02,335 The law is clear. 900 00:34:02,391 --> 00:34:04,835 Slander requires at least the possibility 901 00:34:04,869 --> 00:34:07,404 that the victim be damaged by the public utterances. 902 00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:09,606 By Ms. Larose's own admission, 903 00:34:09,641 --> 00:34:11,668 neither her business nor her reputation suffered one bit. 904 00:34:11,730 --> 00:34:14,401 - Hold on. I meant... - You were perfectly clear, Ms. Larose. 905 00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:16,355 This case is dismissed. [ scoffs ] 906 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,384 [ gavel bangs ] 907 00:34:18,351 --> 00:34:19,310 Thank you. 908 00:34:19,415 --> 00:34:20,813 Yeah, whatever. 909 00:34:26,313 --> 00:34:27,391 Marcie... 910 00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:29,554 I'm sorry I started that rumor. 911 00:34:29,727 --> 00:34:31,543 I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. 912 00:34:31,654 --> 00:34:33,747 Let me get one thing perfectly clear... 913 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:36,066 nothing you could ever say could hurt my feelings. 914 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,704 Well, if that's the case, 915 00:34:37,774 --> 00:34:39,631 I don't feel bad calling you a bit... 916 00:34:39,714 --> 00:34:40,618 Hello, Mrs. Lee. 917 00:34:40,848 --> 00:34:42,392 Hello, Marcie. I'm sorry to interrupt. 918 00:34:42,468 --> 00:34:44,304 But let me be perfectly clear. 919 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:46,189 I listen to Teri Lee, 920 00:34:46,328 --> 00:34:49,089 and I believe she was about to call you a bitch. 921 00:34:50,236 --> 00:34:52,079 And I couldn't agree more. 922 00:34:53,087 --> 00:34:55,417 Let's go eat some smelly kimchi. 923 00:34:59,346 --> 00:35:00,702 Jane: Mr. Turner, 924 00:35:01,154 --> 00:35:03,046 do you remember what happened to the dirt 925 00:35:03,115 --> 00:35:04,777 that was removed from the high-school lot 926 00:35:04,777 --> 00:35:06,224 after you dug the foundation? 927 00:35:06,328 --> 00:35:08,255 It was several years ago. 928 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:12,886 1,000 tons were delivered to the Agoura country club... 929 00:35:13,046 --> 00:35:15,348 to create the hills and ponds 930 00:35:15,459 --> 00:35:16,794 and fairways. 931 00:35:17,142 --> 00:35:19,715 I would like to submit 932 00:35:19,778 --> 00:35:24,131 this bill of lading as the plaintiff's exhibit 6. 933 00:35:24,597 --> 00:35:25,682 Your honor, how much more of this 934 00:35:25,758 --> 00:35:26,669 do we need to sit through? 935 00:35:26,732 --> 00:35:28,491 Didn't you dismiss for lack of evidence? 936 00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:30,390 That was before she filed a qui tam suit, 937 00:35:30,453 --> 00:35:33,339 allowing her to sue personally on behalf of the high school... 938 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,225 a shrewd legal maneuver that I did not see coming. 939 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:37,456 [ giggles ] 940 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,563 So, Mr. Turner, 941 00:35:39,862 --> 00:35:43,812 if the soil from the high-school site 942 00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:45,147 is not toxic, 943 00:35:45,237 --> 00:35:47,178 then you shouldn't have any trouble 944 00:35:47,268 --> 00:35:48,631 eating this orange from a tree 945 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:51,698 that's been growing in that soil for the past two years. 946 00:35:51,823 --> 00:35:52,797 Objection. 947 00:35:52,929 --> 00:35:53,777 Judge Owen: Sustained. Ms. Bingum, 948 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,538 there will be no snacking on the allegedly tainted citrus. 949 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:57,630 Jane: No problem. 950 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,306 I've paid an independent testing company 951 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,350 to test the soil around the Agoura country club 952 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,117 for lead contamination. 953 00:36:03,624 --> 00:36:07,289 The preliminary testing has yielded some 954 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,376 pretty interesting results. 955 00:36:09,473 --> 00:36:11,059 In fact, I have an e-mail here from... 956 00:36:11,156 --> 00:36:13,910 Your honor, may I take a moment to consult with my client? 957 00:36:13,993 --> 00:36:14,995 Why not? 958 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,426 What's going on there? 959 00:36:22,192 --> 00:36:23,138 Jane: Oh. 960 00:36:23,138 --> 00:36:25,600 Franklin's telling Parker that there's "a chance" 961 00:36:25,669 --> 00:36:27,394 that the soil study from the golf course 962 00:36:27,457 --> 00:36:28,848 might find some lead. 963 00:36:29,008 --> 00:36:30,878 And now Parker is telling Franklin 964 00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:32,172 that if that's the case, 965 00:36:32,262 --> 00:36:33,375 now might be a really good time 966 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,051 to make us a settlement offer. 967 00:36:35,725 --> 00:36:37,360 So Franklin is getting angry 968 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:39,661 and telling Parker there must be something he can do. 969 00:36:40,148 --> 00:36:42,506 So Parker is going to turn to me and say... 970 00:36:42,686 --> 00:36:44,627 Ms. Bingum, can we step outside? 971 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:45,941 Absolutely. 972 00:36:46,226 --> 00:36:48,493 - With your permission, your honor. - Of course. 973 00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:51,301 While I'm out, say hello. 974 00:36:52,068 --> 00:36:53,403 Catherine? 975 00:36:55,807 --> 00:36:57,174 Thank you. 976 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,551 You're welcome. 977 00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:10,620 [ siren wailing in distance ] 978 00:37:11,989 --> 00:37:13,490 Bingum! 979 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,408 Congratulations on your win, counselor. 980 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,305 Thank you. 981 00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:21,380 And thank you for the tour of the golf course. 982 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,279 I have no idea what you're talking about. 983 00:37:23,494 --> 00:37:24,523 After you left my office, 984 00:37:24,572 --> 00:37:27,729 I had an obligation to assess the validity of your accusation. 985 00:37:27,938 --> 00:37:30,344 The courts frown upon subordination of perjury, 986 00:37:30,469 --> 00:37:31,457 and I couldn't be a part of that. 987 00:37:31,561 --> 00:37:34,092 Wow. That's a load of legal crap. 988 00:37:34,183 --> 00:37:38,115 Your only obligation was to keep your mouth shut 989 00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:39,141 and protect your client. 990 00:37:39,253 --> 00:37:40,706 Former client. 991 00:37:40,838 --> 00:37:43,856 They'll spend every last cent cleaning up that toxic soil. 992 00:37:44,169 --> 00:37:46,575 Won't be any money left over for legal services. 993 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:48,015 I can't say I'm sorry. 994 00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:49,830 So, I have an opening 995 00:37:49,927 --> 00:37:51,972 for a talented, determined attorney. 996 00:37:52,264 --> 00:37:55,240 Comes with terrific benefits, opportunity for promotion, 997 00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:57,500 and a crabby assistant. 998 00:37:57,911 --> 00:37:58,954 What do you say? 999 00:37:59,036 --> 00:38:00,380 [ chuckles ] 1000 00:38:09,147 --> 00:38:10,714 [ vehicle approaches ] 1001 00:38:19,957 --> 00:38:22,459 [ laughs ] 1002 00:39:06,132 --> 00:39:07,460 Jane? 1003 00:39:08,139 --> 00:39:09,380 Hey, Cassie. 1004 00:39:09,804 --> 00:39:11,077 If you were looking for Grayson... 1005 00:39:11,153 --> 00:39:12,377 I'm here to see you. 1006 00:39:12,565 --> 00:39:14,484 O... kay. 1007 00:39:14,707 --> 00:39:16,550 - You broke us up. - What? 1008 00:39:16,779 --> 00:39:17,982 N-no. 1009 00:39:18,664 --> 00:39:20,284 What did Grayson say? 1010 00:39:20,451 --> 00:39:23,372 He said that it wasn't fair for him to lead me on, 1011 00:39:23,608 --> 00:39:25,522 that I was investing in him. 1012 00:39:26,056 --> 00:39:27,989 But Grayson doesn't talk like that. 1013 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:29,888 He doesn't think like that. 1014 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,077 Okay. 1015 00:39:31,884 --> 00:39:32,823 See... 1016 00:39:33,073 --> 00:39:35,806 I'm actually... trying to look out for you. 1017 00:39:35,869 --> 00:39:37,113 See, Grayson's... 1018 00:39:37,176 --> 00:39:38,929 I was happy with what we had. 1019 00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,438 It was fun. 1020 00:39:40,549 --> 00:39:42,399 I knew exactly who I was to him, 1021 00:39:42,468 --> 00:39:43,720 and I was fine with it. 1022 00:39:44,175 --> 00:39:46,300 The bigger question here is... 1023 00:39:46,711 --> 00:39:48,957 who are you to Grayson? 1024 00:39:50,403 --> 00:39:51,599 I'm his friend. 1025 00:39:51,836 --> 00:39:52,955 He told me about how 1026 00:39:53,032 --> 00:39:55,055 you were by his bedside during his coma, 1027 00:39:55,153 --> 00:39:57,733 how you helped plan his failed wedding. 1028 00:39:57,809 --> 00:39:59,666 You even got him the job at this firm. 1029 00:39:59,756 --> 00:40:01,676 That's more than a friendship... 1030 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:04,569 that's an investment. 1031 00:40:06,764 --> 00:40:08,310 You should go. 1032 00:40:09,604 --> 00:40:11,419 I don't like to meddle, but, um... 1033 00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:14,889 You should tell him how you really feel... 1034 00:40:15,682 --> 00:40:17,177 or move on. 1035 00:40:20,181 --> 00:40:22,212 You might not be sleeping with him, Jane, 1036 00:40:22,246 --> 00:40:24,103 but you're still giving it away. 1037 00:40:32,089 --> 00:40:33,490 [ scoffs ] 1038 00:40:38,054 --> 00:40:39,236 [ knock on door ] 1039 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,079 Come in, Ms. Bingum! 1040 00:40:42,011 --> 00:40:43,596 Okay. How did you know...? 1041 00:40:43,659 --> 00:40:45,606 We have dinner reservations at 8:00. 1042 00:40:45,703 --> 00:40:47,025 Although you are a little early. 1043 00:40:47,136 --> 00:40:48,332 I-I haven't disrobed. 1044 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:51,260 I already said no to having dinner with you. 1045 00:40:51,350 --> 00:40:52,685 That's when you were in the midst of a case. 1046 00:40:52,762 --> 00:40:54,598 Now that you've snatched victory 1047 00:40:54,598 --> 00:40:57,233 from the jaws of defeat, you have reconsidered. 1048 00:40:57,512 --> 00:40:59,487 Perhaps I'm wrong, Ms. Bingum. Why are you here? 1049 00:40:59,779 --> 00:41:01,183 I wanted to thank you 1050 00:41:01,496 --> 00:41:03,729 for hearing my qui tam petition 1051 00:41:03,819 --> 00:41:06,601 and for ensuring that justice is served. 1052 00:41:07,046 --> 00:41:08,409 You're very welcome. 1053 00:41:08,479 --> 00:41:10,273 [ chuckles ] 1054 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:12,018 Is that all? 1055 00:41:12,874 --> 00:41:14,675 Yeah. That's all. 1056 00:41:16,678 --> 00:41:17,749 Have a good evening. 1057 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,070 You too. 1058 00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:26,042 [ sighs ] 1059 00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:30,544 [ laughs ] 1060 00:41:31,205 --> 00:41:32,937 Oh! Whoa! 1061 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,656 Thank you for giving me time to change. 1062 00:41:36,456 --> 00:41:37,700 You ready to eat? 1063 00:41:38,514 --> 00:41:40,113 But I... [ laughs ] 1064 00:41:40,837 --> 00:41:41,991 But you, what? 1065 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,321 Um... 1066 00:41:45,863 --> 00:41:49,300 I was wondering if you wanted to get a drink... 1067 00:41:49,516 --> 00:41:51,379 on the way to the restaurant. 1068 00:41:52,555 --> 00:41:54,140 It's like you're reading my mind. 1069 00:41:54,265 --> 00:41:55,232 [ chuckles ] Please. 1070 00:41:55,315 --> 00:41:56,769 His honor would be honored. 1071 00:41:57,075 --> 00:41:58,911 Oh. [ laughs ] 1072 00:42:00,336 --> 00:42:12,041 Sync and corrected by MystEre www.addic7ed.com