1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,963 Previously on Awkward. 2 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,005 I like you. 3 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,842 I'm not sure I'm ready to be in a relationship. 4 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:09,927 Everyone thinks I tried to kill myself, 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,972 and there's a lame guy selling T-shirts keeping the stupid story alive. 6 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,307 - I kissed Jenna Hamilton! - What? 7 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,896 It's obviously, a very important day... 8 00:00:21,445 --> 00:00:22,437 to this school... 9 00:00:22,562 --> 00:00:24,909 In high school, attention was a drug. 10 00:00:25,482 --> 00:00:27,319 Everyone was jonesing for it. 11 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:28,571 I'm gonna shut up. 12 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,490 - Including Principal Cox. - So you can all talk. 13 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,544 Now, to tell you more, about drunk driving awareness day, 14 00:00:38,912 --> 00:00:39,748 Miss Marks. 15 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,548 Check, one two. 16 00:00:49,268 --> 00:00:50,376 Hot mic. 17 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:54,380 This year, our annual play to raise drunk driving awareness 18 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:57,725 is gonna be driven into the millennia. 19 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,895 Everybody, welcome to Crash'd! 20 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,525 Same characters, same story, 21 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:05,002 new flava. 22 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,359 It stands for counselors, 23 00:01:07,612 --> 00:01:08,613 me, 24 00:01:08,889 --> 00:01:11,822 raising awareness for students, 25 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:13,157 you, 26 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,827 who, "W" is silent, drink. 27 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,637 I knew that'd get your attention. 28 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:20,145 Attention was weird. 29 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:23,209 The people who had it seemed not to want it, 30 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:25,770 and the people who didn't have it 31 00:01:26,101 --> 00:01:27,755 seemed to want nothing more. 32 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,424 Ricky Schwartz is acting all stranger than fiction. 33 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:34,090 Since his parents took him off his meds, he stopped checking me out. 34 00:01:34,215 --> 00:01:36,847 Refocusing attention was my current strategy. 35 00:01:37,324 --> 00:01:39,183 I was playing hard to get 36 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,018 with a guy that was hard to get. 37 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,664 It seemed to be working, 38 00:01:42,789 --> 00:01:45,323 and I wasn't going to give in to Matty's private sexcapades 39 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:47,296 until I got some public attention. 40 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,126 And now, Palos Hillers, 41 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:50,862 it's time to announce the leads 42 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:53,531 of this year's mock DUI car crash. 43 00:01:56,819 --> 00:01:59,341 And the role of Dead Johnny goes to... 44 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:00,496 Jake Rosati. 45 00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:10,798 And the role of Dead Stacey goes to... 46 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,134 This part's all mine. 47 00:02:13,965 --> 00:02:15,261 Jenna Hamilton. 48 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,267 It was not the kind of attention I was looking for. 49 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,080 Suicide Club présente : 50 00:02:27,205 --> 00:02:28,998 1x07 - Over My Dead Body - 51 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:32,068 What up, Dead Stacey? 52 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,095 There's no way I'm playing Dead Stacey. 53 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,697 I've had one lethal misunderstanding. I don't need another. 54 00:02:36,822 --> 00:02:40,180 This just confirms that there is a theater conspiracy against me. 55 00:02:40,305 --> 00:02:43,289 I'm gonna go tell Valerie that I quit, and then you can play Dead Stacey. 56 00:02:43,703 --> 00:02:46,620 Just remember, it's all about how you die. 57 00:02:46,745 --> 00:02:49,086 In the classic License to kill, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen 58 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,602 dies on the hood, 59 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,956 but in Love on the rocks, Tori spelling drives into a field of corn 60 00:02:54,081 --> 00:02:55,431 and disappears... 61 00:02:55,556 --> 00:02:56,552 forever. 62 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,345 Look, they picked the dead girl to play dead. 63 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:01,307 Congrats. 64 00:03:01,738 --> 00:03:04,396 You've actually become a cliché of yourself. 65 00:03:05,212 --> 00:03:07,109 Cliché means stupid, right? 66 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,732 Looks like Sadie's jeal-y. 67 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,045 There's nothing to be jealous about, I'm not doing it. 68 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:15,124 Playing Dead Stacey was bigger than being homecoming queen, 69 00:03:15,249 --> 00:03:17,537 but I was trying to bury my suicide stigma, 70 00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:18,824 not advertise it. 71 00:03:20,176 --> 00:03:21,702 Jenna, hey! You excited? 72 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:25,122 No, I'm not doing it. I was about to go quit right now. 73 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,624 Hold up! 74 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,086 Before you, kill your only chance of being my dead girlfriend, 75 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,297 I highly recommend you reconsider, 76 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:36,842 think of all the ways I could end your life. 77 00:03:39,329 --> 00:03:42,431 I think you're supposed to kill me by cocktail, not asphyxiation. 78 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,659 Everything okay? 79 00:03:48,784 --> 00:03:51,774 Other than public humiliation and whiplash from you, I'm great. 80 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,444 You sure? 'Cause it seems like, ever since our kiss... 81 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:56,904 We're good. 82 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,656 It seemed like last week, 83 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,075 when we talked on the phone, everything was cool, 84 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,577 - today you're acting kinda weird... - Listen. 85 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,912 Here are the points. 86 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,123 I'm your friend. We had an accidental kiss. 87 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:10,584 That even you said was a mistake, because you have a girlfriend. 88 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,170 And I'm not gonna say anything, I promise. 89 00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:15,202 I have to go quit now. 90 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:20,299 There really was something to this playing-hard-to-get thing. 91 00:04:20,424 --> 00:04:22,805 Whoever said, "If you build it, they will come," was wrong. 92 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,904 Tear it down. They come running. 93 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,061 Don't have to say anything, I know why you're here. 94 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,284 Congrats! 95 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,079 I save this for special occasions, 96 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:37,027 and this, my Jenna-ration, is a special occasion. 97 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,155 - It sure is. - You know what we are? 98 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,990 We are pioneers. 99 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:44,743 Two female pioneers on the Oregon trail, 100 00:04:45,515 --> 00:04:47,955 forging the river, heading west, 101 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,263 and even though Mary-Beth has dysentery, we will not be stopped. 102 00:04:51,388 --> 00:04:53,188 We will make a difference. 103 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:54,962 Get that. 104 00:04:57,691 --> 00:04:59,633 - To our success tomorrow. - I can't. 105 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,261 - It's sparkling apple juice. - I can't be Dead Stacey. 106 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:05,431 But good news. My friend, Tamara, wants to do it. 107 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,601 She would love... I mean die, absolutely die for the roll. 108 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:13,314 I've heard about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson that apparently she's a little much. 109 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,333 - She's a performer. - You don't understand. 110 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,443 She played Tammy in Grease last year. 111 00:05:18,365 --> 00:05:19,386 There is no Tammy. 112 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:22,656 They made up a character, so they could kill her off in the first five minutes. 113 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,161 I'm gonna level with you. I'm on what they call thin ice. 114 00:05:30,225 --> 00:05:33,584 Apparently, principal Cox doesn't like the advice I give to students. 115 00:05:34,497 --> 00:05:37,838 Getting pregnant does suck, but breast-feeding makes you skinny. 116 00:05:38,223 --> 00:05:40,424 It's burning and not itching, you're fine. 117 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:43,201 Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk. 118 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,346 You were just trying to help. 119 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,765 See. That's why you're my girl. 120 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,683 I am? When did that happen? 121 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,394 That is why I need your help to make Crash'd. 122 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,483 A success. It's cool? 123 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:00,693 I just need to prove to Principal Cox that can be responsible, 124 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,231 and since you're my girl, 125 00:06:02,356 --> 00:06:04,672 I know that you'll take this event seriously. 126 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:06,075 You've got my back? 127 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:09,078 I would love nothing more than to be Dead Stacey, 128 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,329 but... 129 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,173 considering my recent accident, 130 00:06:12,486 --> 00:06:13,749 there's no way 131 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,502 my parents will let me do the "Dead" thing. They're really sensitive 132 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,668 about it. 133 00:06:19,242 --> 00:06:21,340 If it were up to me, I'd totally do it, though. 134 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,657 Parents don't have to know. 135 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:27,054 Hello? 136 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,736 Snickerdoodle. 137 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:30,307 God, sorry, it's my mom. 138 00:06:30,676 --> 00:06:32,326 How's everything going? 139 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,230 How'd it go? Did I get it? 140 00:06:34,355 --> 00:06:36,313 I've been practicing all the ways I can die. 141 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,336 The good news, I don't have to be Dead Stacey, 142 00:06:38,461 --> 00:06:39,942 the bad news, they won't 143 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,444 let you have the part. 144 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,154 This reeks of Mr. Wilkerson. 145 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,905 This has nothing to do with my talent 146 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,908 and everything to do with his broken dreams and his bald head. 147 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,660 But if I can't be Dead Stacey, 148 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:50,945 you have to do it, 149 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:53,539 otherwise they're gonna give it to some nasty beast like Sadie. 150 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:54,900 Let Sadie at it. 151 00:06:55,025 --> 00:06:57,257 I'd love to see her covered in blood. 152 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,122 So nothing interesting happened at school today? 153 00:07:01,247 --> 00:07:02,256 No altercations? 154 00:07:03,987 --> 00:07:05,509 And you wore underwear? 155 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:07,978 Yes. 156 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:11,932 So you didn't flash your lady bits to anyone, by accident? 157 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,477 Or on purpose? 158 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,645 No one saw my vagina. Nothing happened. 159 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:17,980 Why the third degree? 160 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,193 Hi! It's me, Valerie. 161 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,944 Kill. Me. Now. 162 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,363 Go around. 163 00:07:30,608 --> 00:07:33,537 So this is where my girl lives. 164 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,789 I brought gifts. 165 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:35,831 For you. 166 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,515 It lives forever. 167 00:07:38,362 --> 00:07:39,251 And you, 168 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,418 diet wine. 169 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,588 PV moms like to stay skinny. 170 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,884 I've never heard of diet wine. 171 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,054 It's not really diet. The grapes are organic, runs right through you. 172 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,264 It's like drinkin' the water in Mexico. 173 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,725 - Throw it out. - So can I get you anything, 174 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:55,954 - Ms... - Val. 175 00:07:56,079 --> 00:07:57,311 Yeah, I'd love a zima. 176 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,795 Or nothing. Nothing's good. 177 00:08:01,394 --> 00:08:02,608 Would you like to sit? 178 00:08:08,599 --> 00:08:09,949 What are you doin' here? 179 00:08:11,059 --> 00:08:13,298 I, figured it was about time 180 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:15,246 I visited my homegirl at home. 181 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,581 Actually, that's a lie. 182 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,458 I'm here about Crash'd. 183 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,836 I completely understand why you wouldn't want 184 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,130 your daughter to participate, but Jenna wants to do it. 185 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,674 She's just afraid you won't approve. 186 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,092 Approve of what? 187 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:30,845 Jenna has been chosen to play Dead St... 188 00:08:32,921 --> 00:08:33,848 Is this about 189 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,224 Dead Stacey? 190 00:08:36,591 --> 00:08:37,810 Oh, my Gohead! 191 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,062 Come with me. 192 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:43,232 I was Dead Stacey, 193 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,193 in 1995. Brought down the house! 194 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,196 Look. 195 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,238 - Oh, my gosh. - You look amazing. 196 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,907 - So you're okay with this? - Okay with it? 197 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,242 I am thrilled! 198 00:08:55,163 --> 00:08:56,563 And I was screwed. 199 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:00,110 Dad, you have to help. 200 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:04,420 I lied and told Valerie that you guys wouldn't let me be Dead Stacey, 201 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,885 and now, mom has effed that up majorly. 202 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:09,884 If you'd given me a heads-up, I would've covered for you. 203 00:09:10,214 --> 00:09:12,123 I had, a little enhancement. 204 00:09:12,248 --> 00:09:14,069 You can feel 'em, they feel totally real. 205 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:15,264 - Really? - Yes. 206 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,599 See? 207 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,893 - You'd never know they weren't real. - I told you. 208 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,686 You have to do something. 209 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,439 I don't see what the big deal is. 210 00:09:22,564 --> 00:09:25,136 Dead Stacey was cool when I was in high school. 211 00:09:25,261 --> 00:09:27,195 I think you have conveniently forgotten 212 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,690 that everyone already thinks I tried to kill myself. 213 00:09:29,815 --> 00:09:31,364 But you didn't, 214 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:33,115 so this is your opportunity 215 00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:35,352 to change the conversation. 216 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,553 I was so over my dad and his Haiku advice. 217 00:09:39,223 --> 00:09:40,790 Change the conversation? 218 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,080 I had no idea what that meant. 219 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:45,127 All I knew was that I was stuck 220 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,443 between a rock and a dead place. 221 00:09:47,841 --> 00:09:50,929 I had been caught in a lie, and even though I was convinced 222 00:09:51,054 --> 00:09:53,045 Valerie had a touch of asperger's, 223 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:54,939 I didn't want her to lose her job. 224 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,144 Well, if I was gonna die tomorrow, I might as well live tonight. 225 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,579 I thought you weren't talking to me. 226 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:24,166 I'm being burned at the stake tomorrow. I'm not here to talk. 227 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:36,515 What do we have going on here? 228 00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:40,015 - Nice ass. - Jim, get inside. 229 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,435 Wait, wait. Is this your girlfriend? 230 00:10:44,608 --> 00:10:45,813 That's enough, dude. 231 00:10:48,179 --> 00:10:49,358 Is that your brother? 232 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,318 Yes, I am. 233 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,862 And you are? 234 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:56,323 Please. 235 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,141 I'm sorry. You should go home. 236 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,121 It was the first time I listened to my instincts, 237 00:11:05,246 --> 00:11:09,003 and not only did Matty refuse to introduce me to his brother, 238 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,249 but I got a door slammed in my face. 239 00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:16,421 Good morning Pallos Hillers, 240 00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:19,367 and welcome to drunk driving awareness day. 241 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,810 Every 15 minutes, 242 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,148 someone dies of an alcohol-related incident. 243 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:32,104 Today, to represent those deaths, 244 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,655 a Grim Reaper will tap someone, and at that time, 245 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,325 those students will become the living dead 246 00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:42,536 and remain silent for the rest of the day. 247 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,703 Remember, 248 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,961 if you've been a-boozin', 249 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:48,000 don't go a-cruisin'! 250 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,464 Welcome to Crash'd! 251 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:57,939 It was the worst night of my life, 252 00:11:58,064 --> 00:12:00,491 and now I have to go die in front of the entire school. 253 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:01,806 I am the Grim Reaper. 254 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,767 I'm sorry, I shouldn't be complaining about this to you. 255 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:05,814 It's okay. 256 00:12:05,939 --> 00:12:08,479 While I was clipping my cat's toenails, I had a catharsis. 257 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,898 I'm glad you're Dead Stacey. 258 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,233 You are? 259 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,448 It's like this: 260 00:12:13,573 --> 00:12:15,703 toenails are dead cells, 261 00:12:15,828 --> 00:12:18,697 and you almost died, so you deserve this part. 262 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,658 It's like poetic justice. 263 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,618 I just wish I was doing it with you. 264 00:12:23,549 --> 00:12:24,662 Who says you can't? 265 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:27,706 Mr. Wilkerson and the entire theater department. 266 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,469 - Maybe you can. - Dead to me! 267 00:12:29,594 --> 00:12:31,333 You're gonna need a dress and a date. 268 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,213 - Think Ricky Schwartz is available? - My God! What's happening? 269 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,132 We're changing the conversation. 270 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,468 Dead. Dead. 271 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,470 Deader. Deadest. 272 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,803 Get back here! Kevin! 273 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,433 This day is so stupid. 274 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,479 But it's awesome that Andrew Heder can't talk, 275 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,808 'cause he's kinda stupid, but he's also kind of a hot ging. 276 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,359 You're dead. 277 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,971 If I don't get to play Dead Stacey, 278 00:12:58,096 --> 00:13:00,072 I am not gonna be a dead extra. 279 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,949 Yes, you are. 280 00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:05,327 I am the Grim Reaper. 281 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,954 You can't silence me, 282 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,855 and you can't paint my face with that shit either, 283 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,292 it'll make me break out. 284 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,627 Do you know how much micro-derm costs? 285 00:13:14,465 --> 00:13:16,464 I'll give you a $20 gift card to Sephora. 286 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,424 - 50. - Fine! 287 00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:20,509 Now you're dead. 288 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,525 You, too, blondie! 289 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:25,264 So see, it all stays the same, except for this part, right here. 290 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,433 Yeah, cool. I got it. 291 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,879 - It's really good. - Thanks. 292 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,355 - I'm just gonna throw this out there. - Totally, I'm open to notes. 293 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:37,568 Talking about us. 294 00:13:38,473 --> 00:13:40,905 I just feel like you're still weirded out about our kiss. 295 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,156 Seriously? 296 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,327 Hi, the stars of the show! 297 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,288 All right, you two, let's just pop the cherry on this. 298 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,166 Go ahead and scoot closer. 299 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,460 Hold hands. 300 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,054 Go ahead. 301 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,418 Go ahead and waffle. It's more intimate that way. 302 00:14:01,556 --> 00:14:05,259 All right, now that you two look like a real couple... 303 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,706 Don't squirt until you're in the car. Remember, the more blood, the better. 304 00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:16,982 Questions? Concerns? 305 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,984 Yes. I can't be Dead Stacey... 306 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,697 Unless we do it my way, we're gonna be doing the same event, but better. 307 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:27,070 - How could you put me in this position? - Jenna's ideas are good. 308 00:14:27,853 --> 00:14:28,661 They are? 309 00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:32,706 Promise. I would never let you down, V. 310 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,874 "V"? 311 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,336 No one's ever called me that before. 312 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,088 Except me. I'm your girl. 313 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:42,124 - I'm gonna be the best Dead Stacey ever. - I know you are. 314 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,261 Up top! 315 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:46,595 Cut the pickle. 316 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,150 - What? - Go ahead. 317 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,392 Tickle, tickle. 318 00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:53,516 I'm okay. 319 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,174 I am so sorry about last night. 320 00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,655 My brother was being a real dick. 321 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,951 - I feel bad about how it all went down. - Why was he so weird? 322 00:15:09,371 --> 00:15:11,829 And why are you so weird? Why are we hiding? 323 00:15:13,473 --> 00:15:14,457 I don't know. 324 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,124 I just wanted to apologize. 325 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,795 You can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? 326 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,341 Figure out what you want, because I'm tired of being your secret. 327 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,635 As I walked to my very public death, 328 00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,595 I couldn't help but wonder, 329 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,035 did I just kill my private relationship with Matty Mckibben? 330 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,529 J, you really put me over a barrel here. 331 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,524 I am not comfortable with your additions. 332 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,300 - Look at them. - Listen, Nick. 333 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,153 I think you've had enough! 334 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,948 Bendover. I'll show you what enough is. 335 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,244 Okay, they're just goofing off. It'll be fine. Trust me. 336 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,033 All right, okay, break legs, everyone! 337 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,749 Tear your heads off! 338 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,462 Dead man walking. Any last words? 339 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,713 You want to talk? 340 00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:04,298 What's the problem? 341 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:06,133 I'm fine. 342 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,927 Everything's fine. 343 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,366 - I'm nervous. - She'll be great. 344 00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:22,188 She takes after her mother. 345 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:28,364 In a world where teenagers drink... 346 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,783 One night, 347 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,201 one boy... 348 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,745 took one girl... 349 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,123 to prom. 350 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,173 Johnny and Stacey decided not to drink. 351 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,591 They're Christian. 352 00:16:49,048 --> 00:16:51,138 Unlike their friends, Nick and Natalie, 353 00:16:51,263 --> 00:16:53,139 who decided to drink. 354 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,598 They're loose. 355 00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:56,146 After prom, 356 00:16:56,457 --> 00:16:58,157 everything was golden, 357 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:02,119 until Nick decided to drive drunk! 358 00:17:05,596 --> 00:17:08,093 No, Nicky! 359 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,991 The car was totaled. Paramedics were on the way. 360 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,160 Did you know that the legal limit... 361 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,328 You know how I said I was fine before? 362 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,456 Okay, I am not fine, okay? 363 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,499 The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss 364 00:17:21,077 --> 00:17:22,773 is because I'm confused. 365 00:17:22,898 --> 00:17:25,880 - You know, I mean, I have a girlfriend. - Jake, we're friends. 366 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,591 I told you that, okay? I need more blood. 367 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,677 But if I'm really being honest with myself, the reason that I keep 368 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,554 bringing up our kiss is because... 369 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,805 Blood on the boobs. 370 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,178 I like like you. 371 00:17:37,142 --> 00:17:38,768 I definitely had feelings too. 372 00:17:39,165 --> 00:17:40,564 Were they feelings for Jake? 373 00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:43,230 Or was it the feeling you get right before you die? 374 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,607 Back at the crime scene. 375 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,406 I'm alive? 376 00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:55,159 I'm alive! 377 00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:58,162 Drunk Natalie was a mute. 378 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:00,873 No! Nicky? 379 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,068 What have we done? 380 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,397 Drunk, mute Natalie escaped 381 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,121 with minor injuries. 382 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,237 Drunk Nick was arrested 383 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,675 for a DUI and hauled off to the slammer. 384 00:18:12,163 --> 00:18:14,009 Johnny was airlifted 385 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,554 for emergency surgery, 386 00:18:15,966 --> 00:18:17,915 where he waited for a liver 387 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,308 that would never come. 388 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,429 Unfortunately, 389 00:18:21,816 --> 00:18:24,199 Stacey's injuries were so severe, 390 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,440 it looked like she wouldn't make it. 391 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,200 Stacey didn't drink. 392 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,320 She didn't drive. 393 00:18:31,017 --> 00:18:32,988 She did everything right. 394 00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:35,533 An innocent victim 395 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,118 to someone else's mistake. 396 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:38,369 Stacey! 397 00:18:39,091 --> 00:18:39,912 No! 398 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,206 Don't die! 399 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,247 Even though drunk Natalie tried, 400 00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:47,044 she couldn't do anything to save Stacey. 401 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,839 Stay with me, Stace! 402 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,507 Stacey was seeing the light. 403 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,050 Do it now. 404 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,694 Even homoerotic tension 405 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,841 couldn't bring Stacey back to life. 406 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:02,839 She was dead in ten... 407 00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:03,811 Nine... 408 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:04,937 Eight... 409 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,063 Seven... 410 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,229 Six... 411 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,040 Stacey was in the light! 412 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,568 Dead Stacey lives! 413 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,262 There was a miracle. 414 00:19:31,214 --> 00:19:32,215 Ms. Marks? 415 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,406 - I know. You don't have to say it. - I do. 416 00:19:36,628 --> 00:19:39,174 This was the best drunk driving awareness day we've ever had. 417 00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:41,682 Boy... 418 00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:44,237 Actually, it's called Crash'd. 419 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,391 - Counselors... - Got it. 420 00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:49,485 - Raising awareness for students... - Thank you. 421 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,566 who, 422 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,920 - "W" is silent... - I don't care. 423 00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:53,944 drink. 424 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,784 You were so good. 425 00:19:55,909 --> 00:19:57,198 Almost as good as I was. 426 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,729 Mom, don't cry. 427 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,282 I'm not. 428 00:20:00,794 --> 00:20:02,995 But I will if you get blood on my sweater. 429 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,829 - It's cashmere. - Lace, let's let her have the moment. 430 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,342 You were so good. 431 00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,877 I was sure playing Dead Stacey 432 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,700 would result in social suicide. 433 00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:12,963 But instead, 434 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,548 my reputation was resurrected. 435 00:20:15,332 --> 00:20:16,509 You were amazing. 436 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,760 And for the first time, 437 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,156 I got the attention I was looking for. 438 00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:23,182 www.u-sub.net www.sous-titres.eu 439 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,684 Next on Awkward... 440 00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:28,150 If my party is epically awesome, 441 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,211 maybe Matty will finally see me as girlfriend material. 442 00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:34,068 When you took that kid out with your tongue... 443 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,821 I'm wigging out. I had partial recall. 444 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,615 I'm not sure I got down with Matty, because it might have been Jake. 445 00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:42,701 Please confirm or deny, I'm losing it!