1 00:00:01,643 --> 00:00:03,184 Dani: There's an old saying. 2 00:00:03,363 --> 00:00:05,460 "Birds of a feather flock together." 3 00:00:07,127 --> 00:00:09,322 But why do most birds form flocks? 4 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:14,209 Well...it protects them from predators, 5 00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:16,288 helps them find food, 6 00:00:17,468 --> 00:00:18,914 and a safe place to nest. 7 00:00:20,694 --> 00:00:21,894 [ siren whoops ] 8 00:00:21,919 --> 00:00:23,119 [ tires screech ] 9 00:00:23,144 --> 00:00:25,000 [ police radio chatter ] 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,593 But what happens when a bird loses it's flock? 11 00:00:31,495 --> 00:00:33,162 I just want to talk to the Hawks! 12 00:00:33,230 --> 00:00:36,866 How does it find its way home? 13 00:00:36,934 --> 00:00:38,434 [ Wailing continues ] 14 00:00:41,605 --> 00:00:43,973 Aah! 15 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:45,241 [ Grunts ] 16 00:00:45,309 --> 00:00:46,609 I just want to talk to the Hawks. 17 00:00:46,677 --> 00:00:48,044 I just want to talk to the Hawks! 18 00:00:48,112 --> 00:00:50,113 Give us one good reason. 19 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,647 Oh, um... 20 00:00:51,715 --> 00:00:53,516 Blblblb. 'Cause I said so. 21 00:00:53,584 --> 00:00:54,917 That's the best you got? 22 00:00:54,985 --> 00:00:56,686 Mom, you're only gonna be in Manhattan with J.D. 23 00:00:56,754 --> 00:00:58,020 for one night. 24 00:00:58,088 --> 00:01:00,022 We're not children. We don't need a babysitter. 25 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:01,624 The last time Grandma babysat us, 26 00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:03,259 she told me if I didn't get off the computer 27 00:01:03,327 --> 00:01:04,293 that I would go cross-eyed. 28 00:01:04,361 --> 00:01:05,862 [ Grunts ] 29 00:01:05,929 --> 00:01:07,997 Why is this window always open? 30 00:01:08,065 --> 00:01:10,633 Are you guys... smoking something? 31 00:01:10,701 --> 00:01:13,436 It's called burnt toast. You see -- you don't trust us. 32 00:01:13,504 --> 00:01:18,775 Can't imagine why, car-driving, bar-hopping minors of mine. 33 00:01:18,842 --> 00:01:21,444 We did the time. Forgive the crime, Ma. 34 00:01:21,512 --> 00:01:24,447 Yeah. You know, how can rehabilitate ourselves 35 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:26,382 if you won't give us a second chance? 36 00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:27,717 You need to stop treating us like children. 37 00:01:27,785 --> 00:01:29,085 In a year, 38 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:31,654 I can smoke, vote, and join the army, you know. 39 00:01:31,722 --> 00:01:33,089 Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:34,657 I'm working on changing those laws. 41 00:01:34,725 --> 00:01:37,493 I survived grandma for 18 years. 44 00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:51,641 Reporter: Phil Kirkman, former mascot of the New York Hawks, 45 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,776 suddenly re-merged today on the ledge of a rooftop, 46 00:01:53,844 --> 00:01:55,244 demanding to meet with reps of the Hawks. 47 00:01:55,312 --> 00:01:56,746 Now, as all of New York knows, 48 00:01:56,814 --> 00:01:58,481 Kirkman is infamous for the moment 49 00:01:58,549 --> 00:02:01,751 when he accidentally knocked down return man Marcus Alvarez, 50 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:04,487 which ended the Hawks' playoff run some six years ago. 51 00:02:04,555 --> 00:02:06,956 Now with the Hawks on the brink of making the playoffs 52 00:02:07,024 --> 00:02:08,958 for the first time since that fateful game, 53 00:02:09,026 --> 00:02:10,693 all of New York is wondering, 54 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:13,529 can the Hawks break the dreaded "Kirkman Kurse"? 55 00:02:13,597 --> 00:02:15,531 Pat: I can't believe is guy's flapping his wings 56 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:16,999 in my craw again. 57 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:18,134 Okay, so, this Phil Kir-- 58 00:02:18,202 --> 00:02:19,302 Matthew: Ah! No, don't... 59 00:02:19,369 --> 00:02:21,204 Say that name around here. 60 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,839 What name? Phil Kirkman? 61 00:02:22,906 --> 00:02:23,806 [ Gasps ] Wh-- wh-- wh-- 62 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:26,008 Oh. Okay. 63 00:02:26,076 --> 00:02:29,278 So, uh, he-who-shall-not-be-named 64 00:02:29,346 --> 00:02:32,315 makes you guys act like second graders 'cause why? 65 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:39,355 First round of the '05 playoffs against Arizona. 66 00:02:39,423 --> 00:02:41,057 We're up 14 points in the 4th quarter. 67 00:02:41,124 --> 00:02:42,458 The game is in the bag. 68 00:02:42,526 --> 00:02:44,360 Our return guy, Marcus Alvarez, is taking a punt 69 00:02:44,428 --> 00:02:45,928 down the sidelines for a touchdown when... 70 00:02:47,397 --> 00:02:50,132 ...Our mascot accidentally trips him. 71 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,367 Marcus fumbles, 72 00:02:51,435 --> 00:02:53,569 and that was the beginning of the end. 73 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:56,339 Arizona scored 24 points in seven minutes. 74 00:02:56,406 --> 00:02:58,741 Thus "The Kurse" was born. 75 00:02:58,809 --> 00:03:00,943 And now, any time things start going our way, 76 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:02,912 we lose it. 77 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:04,647 Well, so, where has... 78 00:03:04,715 --> 00:03:06,549 this guy been for the last six years? 79 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:08,417 Well, after being relentlessly hounded by the press, 80 00:03:08,485 --> 00:03:09,719 he went off the grid, 81 00:03:09,786 --> 00:03:12,121 only to resurface yesterday on top of a building, 82 00:03:12,189 --> 00:03:13,523 demanding an audience. 83 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:16,292 We're finally one win from making the playoffs, 84 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,128 and every newspaper, blogger, and radio show in New York 85 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:21,063 is obsessed with "The Kurse" again. 86 00:03:21,131 --> 00:03:22,164 And with Sports Illustrated 87 00:03:22,232 --> 00:03:23,332 doing a cover story on the Hawks, 88 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,934 timing couldn't be worse. 89 00:03:25,002 --> 00:03:27,003 We can't have him become the story. 90 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,771 I mean, the guys are already spooked. 91 00:03:28,839 --> 00:03:30,106 All right, so let me guess. 92 00:03:30,173 --> 00:03:33,009 You would like me to meet with whosy-whatsy. 93 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:35,177 He wants to talk with somebody from the team. 94 00:03:35,245 --> 00:03:38,314 Who better to talk to than the therapist? 95 00:03:38,382 --> 00:03:41,050 Dr. Dani, tell you-know-who to stop being so damn crazy. 96 00:03:41,118 --> 00:03:43,920 Then make him fly, fly away. 97 00:03:43,987 --> 00:03:45,888 [ Chuckles ] 98 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:48,424 So, this is a sports thing, right? 99 00:03:48,492 --> 00:03:50,993 Seemingly rational people believing in curses? 100 00:03:51,061 --> 00:03:52,395 Yes. 101 00:03:52,462 --> 00:03:54,830 Hmm. Doesn't matter what you and I think. 102 00:03:54,898 --> 00:03:57,133 If the players believe, then it's real. 103 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,267 Okay. [ Cellphone chimes ] 104 00:03:58,335 --> 00:03:59,902 Sorry. 105 00:04:02,005 --> 00:04:03,739 [ Chuckles ] 106 00:04:03,807 --> 00:04:06,008 - J.D. Aldridge? - What? 107 00:04:06,076 --> 00:04:08,377 What the -- Nico, how -- 108 00:04:08,445 --> 00:04:11,447 are you having me followed, or are you tapping my phones? 109 00:04:11,515 --> 00:04:12,748 Because how would -- 110 00:04:12,816 --> 00:04:15,051 Matt may have mentioned you two were... 111 00:04:15,118 --> 00:04:16,886 He did? 112 00:04:16,954 --> 00:04:19,922 Dual PhD in psychology, anthropology. 113 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,090 Fulbright scholar. 114 00:04:21,158 --> 00:04:23,225 Very impressive guy, this Dr. aldridge. 115 00:04:23,293 --> 00:04:26,896 Uh, since when is my social life your business? 116 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:29,699 Since I was hired to protect the assets of the team. 117 00:04:29,766 --> 00:04:32,668 Well, I might be an "asset," but you are still just an a-- 118 00:04:32,736 --> 00:04:34,570 - [ cellphone rings ] Hold that thought. - Oop. 119 00:04:34,638 --> 00:04:35,571 Mm. 120 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:37,573 Pittman. 121 00:04:37,641 --> 00:04:39,342 [ Whistle blows ] 122 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,344 [ Indistinct shouting ] 123 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:44,347 Oh! 124 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,349 Looks like they upgraded the qualifications 125 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,150 for being a water boy, finally. 126 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:51,387 Now, that is an ass. 127 00:04:54,358 --> 00:04:57,560 No. That is an ass. 128 00:04:57,628 --> 00:04:59,629 T., what the hell did you say to her? 129 00:04:59,696 --> 00:05:01,364 I complimented her apple bottom. 130 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:04,367 Then I made a very funny joke about her being a water boy. 131 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,602 Apparently, she doesn't have a sense of humor, okay? 132 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:07,803 So, I don't care who she's doing 133 00:05:07,871 --> 00:05:09,071 or how good she looks in that skirt. 134 00:05:09,139 --> 00:05:11,707 I want her disrespectful ass off my field. 135 00:05:11,775 --> 00:05:15,311 Terrence, that's Vivica Stevens, from Sports Illustrated, 136 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:17,780 doing a cover story about the Hawks. 137 00:05:17,848 --> 00:05:20,716 So I think that you should take your disrespectful ass 138 00:05:20,784 --> 00:05:23,486 over to her skirt and apologize. 139 00:05:26,223 --> 00:05:27,823 [ Dani sighs ] 140 00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:29,892 You really felt it was necessary to drive me here? 141 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,894 I'm your backup, just in case. 142 00:05:31,962 --> 00:05:33,396 In case what? 143 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:34,764 Look, I don't know 144 00:05:34,831 --> 00:05:36,866 if this guy is depressed, deranged, or dangerous. 145 00:05:36,933 --> 00:05:40,302 So...I'm not taking any chances. 146 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:41,737 Oh. 147 00:05:46,576 --> 00:05:47,810 Hi. 148 00:05:47,878 --> 00:05:50,513 Uh, are you the, uh, Hawks' representative? 149 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,748 I am. Dr. Dani Santino. 150 00:05:52,816 --> 00:05:55,851 Yeah. Sam Kirkman, Phil's dad. Thanks for coming. 151 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:57,987 Just when we thought things were getting back to normal, 152 00:05:58,055 --> 00:05:59,455 you know, he goes and pulls this stunt. 153 00:05:59,523 --> 00:06:01,590 Sits in his room all day long. 154 00:06:01,658 --> 00:06:03,526 I try to get him help, but he won't talk to anyone. 155 00:06:03,593 --> 00:06:04,860 I don't know what to do with him. 156 00:06:04,928 --> 00:06:06,862 I understand. 157 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,899 Yeah, well, he's inside, in the basement. 158 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:11,300 Whoa, whoa. In the basement? 159 00:06:11,368 --> 00:06:12,601 - Yeah. Where he lives. - Oh. 160 00:06:12,669 --> 00:06:14,003 But before you go down there, 161 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:16,572 there's something you should know about my son, Phil. 162 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,708 He's kind of a weirdo. 163 00:06:18,775 --> 00:06:20,976 Okay. 164 00:06:21,044 --> 00:06:22,445 Hello? 165 00:06:25,749 --> 00:06:28,484 Hello? Phil, are you down here? 166 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:45,835 Phil: Careful with that. 167 00:06:45,902 --> 00:06:48,738 Hi. I'm Phil Kirkman. 168 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,341 I'm "The Kurse." 169 00:06:52,409 --> 00:06:54,901 ♪ Baby, work your magic on me ♪ 170 00:06:54,926 --> 00:06:58,426 ♪ Necessary Roughness 1x10 ♪ A Wing and a Player Original Air Date on August 31, 2011 171 00:06:58,427 --> 00:07:01,927 == sync, corrected by elderman == 172 00:07:02,847 --> 00:07:04,467 These are incredible. 173 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:07,612 These action figures came out in 1975 -- super rare. 174 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,547 It's the Hawks' inaugural team 175 00:07:09,615 --> 00:07:11,182 when they moved here from Kansas City. 176 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,919 My dad and I used to go to every home game together. 177 00:07:13,986 --> 00:07:17,122 I was a bit of an outsider I didn't have a lot of friends. 178 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:21,326 Becoming the Hawk was my dream ever since I was 6. 179 00:07:21,394 --> 00:07:22,560 Hmm. 180 00:07:22,628 --> 00:07:28,133 So, you were the Hawks' team mascot for... 181 00:07:30,603 --> 00:07:32,771 For two seasons, right? 182 00:07:32,838 --> 00:07:33,939 Yeah. 183 00:07:34,006 --> 00:07:35,140 Except for that last game, 184 00:07:35,207 --> 00:07:36,641 they were the best two years of my life. 185 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:39,077 I was part of something. 186 00:07:39,145 --> 00:07:41,279 I was Phil kirk-maniac. [ Chuckles ] 187 00:07:41,347 --> 00:07:44,082 All of New York loved me. 188 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:46,451 So great to meet a fellow Hawk. 189 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:47,719 [ Chuckles ] 190 00:07:47,787 --> 00:07:50,322 So, what's your job with the team? 191 00:07:50,389 --> 00:07:52,857 I... 192 00:07:52,925 --> 00:07:54,592 Oh, Phil. 193 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:56,161 My name is Dr. Dani Santino, 194 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:57,495 and I am the Hawks' therapist. 195 00:07:57,563 --> 00:07:58,630 Therapist? 196 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:01,032 [ Scoffs ] 197 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,534 I thought -- 198 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:04,970 I thought they'd send somebody important. 199 00:08:05,037 --> 00:08:07,906 Coach Purnell or Marshall Pittman. 200 00:08:07,974 --> 00:08:09,874 I don't -- I don't need a therapist. 201 00:08:09,942 --> 00:08:12,577 Well, you were on a ledge. 202 00:08:12,645 --> 00:08:14,713 It's not like I was trying to kill myself. 203 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,348 Okay. What were you trying to do? 204 00:08:16,415 --> 00:08:18,683 Get the has' attention. 205 00:08:18,751 --> 00:08:20,518 You did. 206 00:08:22,455 --> 00:08:23,922 I just... 207 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:30,695 I need Marcus Alvarez to forgive me. 208 00:08:30,763 --> 00:08:32,330 Mm. 209 00:08:32,398 --> 00:08:35,934 Because if he forgives me, then the Hawks will forgive me, 210 00:08:36,002 --> 00:08:38,403 and New York City will forgive me, too. 211 00:08:38,471 --> 00:08:40,739 I-I can't walk on the street 212 00:08:40,806 --> 00:08:43,742 without people talking about me, hating me. 213 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:47,245 I'm afraid for my life, Dr. Santino. 214 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:49,981 Phil, do you know what "fear" stands for? 215 00:08:52,184 --> 00:08:54,552 "False evidence appearing real." 216 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,322 What if I could show you that your fear is just that 217 00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:00,992 and that your life is not in danger? 218 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:07,799 You don't know what it's like to be me. 219 00:09:10,269 --> 00:09:12,237 Man: Come on! Let's go! Knees up! 220 00:09:12,304 --> 00:09:13,371 [ Whistle blows ] There you go! 221 00:09:13,439 --> 00:09:15,974 Since you obviously didn't pay attention 222 00:09:16,042 --> 00:09:17,542 at the last sexual-harassment seminar -- 223 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:19,077 I thought that was a how-to. 224 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:20,211 [ Chuckles ] Clearly. 225 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:21,579 Come on. Make it right. 226 00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:24,115 Matty D., come on, man! You got to lighten up. 227 00:09:24,183 --> 00:09:25,450 And that's gonna be real hard for you, 228 00:09:25,518 --> 00:09:26,618 'cause you are really white. 229 00:09:26,685 --> 00:09:28,586 [ Chuckles ] I got this. 230 00:09:28,654 --> 00:09:29,954 Watch and learn. 231 00:09:30,022 --> 00:09:31,556 I'm gonna watch and learn, Shaft. 232 00:09:31,624 --> 00:09:32,557 [ Chuckles ] 233 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,059 [ Clears throat ] Mm. 234 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:35,693 Miss Stevens? 235 00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:36,761 Uh, Vivica? 236 00:09:36,829 --> 00:09:38,096 What, are you thirsty again? 237 00:09:38,164 --> 00:09:41,466 No, I came to apologize for playing with you before, 238 00:09:41,534 --> 00:09:43,234 because I didn't realize who you were. 239 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:49,207 This is your version of an apology. 240 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:50,642 yes. 241 00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:53,445 If you want to talk t.D.S or y.A.C.S or receptions, 242 00:09:53,512 --> 00:09:54,646 I'm here, 24/7. 243 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:57,082 Except Fridays between 9:00 and midnight 244 00:09:57,149 --> 00:09:59,184 and Saturdays between 10:00 and 1:00 a.m. 245 00:09:59,251 --> 00:10:00,351 I got appointments. 246 00:10:01,787 --> 00:10:03,488 He's joking. 247 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:05,323 Yeah, I'm joking. 248 00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:07,725 I thought jokes were supposed to be, um, funny. 249 00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,594 [ Both laugh ] 250 00:10:09,662 --> 00:10:11,663 That's funny. Um, but seriously, 251 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:12,931 I will talk to you about whatever you want, 252 00:10:12,998 --> 00:10:14,265 except for the kurse, 253 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,900 because nobody wants to talk about that crazy bird. 254 00:10:15,968 --> 00:10:17,936 Kirkman isn't news. 255 00:10:18,003 --> 00:10:20,004 News is this year's Hawks finally coming together 256 00:10:20,072 --> 00:10:21,739 to give the kurse a run for its money. 257 00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:23,708 I am interested in the how, 258 00:10:23,776 --> 00:10:26,344 the why, and the who making that happen. 259 00:10:26,412 --> 00:10:29,280 Well, it sounds like you are interested in the me. 260 00:10:29,348 --> 00:10:31,416 As a story, yes. 261 00:10:31,484 --> 00:10:33,017 Oh. 262 00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:34,486 You're not into boys. 263 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:35,787 Oh, I like boys just fine. 264 00:10:36,755 --> 00:10:38,323 I prefer men. 265 00:10:42,728 --> 00:10:45,063 I'm gonna get you some ice. 266 00:10:45,131 --> 00:10:46,898 [ Laughs ] 267 00:10:50,536 --> 00:10:52,036 T.K.: So, tell me, 268 00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:54,806 am I a complete ass? 269 00:10:54,874 --> 00:10:57,876 Sometimes we say this that we wish we hadn't. 270 00:10:57,943 --> 00:10:59,344 I'm saying, like, it was one little compliment 271 00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:00,812 taken completely out of context. 272 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,816 T.K., how could that have been taken in context? 273 00:11:06,652 --> 00:11:07,919 I don't ow. 274 00:11:07,987 --> 00:11:10,054 A'ight... 275 00:11:10,122 --> 00:11:12,757 The fact of the matter is, she gave me the heisman. 276 00:11:12,825 --> 00:11:13,791 Why? 277 00:11:13,859 --> 00:11:15,126 What do you mean? 278 00:11:15,194 --> 00:11:16,861 She negged me. 279 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:19,330 Nobody negs me. 280 00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:22,467 In a club setting, maybe, 281 00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:25,036 but in a professional environment... 282 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:26,804 [ Snaps fingers ] Yeah. 283 00:11:26,872 --> 00:11:28,806 I blew up the girl's spot, like, twice. 284 00:11:28,874 --> 00:11:30,508 Yep. 285 00:11:30,576 --> 00:11:32,443 I mean, it's not even like that. 286 00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:33,745 'Cause I actually dig the fact 287 00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:35,280 that she's a celebrity in her own right, you know. 288 00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:36,781 She's won awards and crap, it's cool. 289 00:11:36,849 --> 00:11:40,018 Yeah, but she hasn't won awards for her derrière. 290 00:11:40,085 --> 00:11:43,054 No. But she should have. 291 00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,494 I got an interesting letter 292 00:11:49,562 --> 00:11:51,529 from the Democratic Republic of the Congo today. 293 00:11:51,597 --> 00:11:52,964 That's funny. 294 00:11:53,032 --> 00:11:55,967 I got an interesting letter from my kid's cellphone carrier. 295 00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:57,402 [ Chuckles ] You go first. 296 00:11:57,469 --> 00:11:58,736 Well, apparently, 297 00:11:58,804 --> 00:12:00,772 the government has made some cultural improvements, 298 00:12:00,839 --> 00:12:02,740 and they're inviting academics and journalists 299 00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:04,075 to witness the transformation. 300 00:12:04,143 --> 00:12:05,310 What does that mean for you? 301 00:12:05,377 --> 00:12:06,578 It means... 302 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:10,748 A month-long, all-expenses-paid. 303 00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,884 And I was thinking, 304 00:12:12,952 --> 00:12:16,955 should our Saturday-night getaway go well... 305 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:18,756 You said you wanted to travel. 306 00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:20,225 [ Inhales sharply ] 307 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:21,392 Oh. 308 00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:25,096 No! 309 00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:27,232 Okay. I get it. It's too soon. 310 00:12:27,299 --> 00:12:28,833 No. No, no, no. 311 00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:31,803 No, I'm not "no"ing the tr. I'm "no"ing the guy over there. 312 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,504 That's my colleague. 313 00:12:33,572 --> 00:12:34,839 Is he a stalker? 314 00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:36,841 No, no. He's just a...Nico. 315 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:40,878 Oh. Okay. So this is happening. 316 00:12:40,946 --> 00:12:42,213 Hey, you. 317 00:12:42,281 --> 00:12:43,348 Hi. 318 00:12:43,415 --> 00:12:46,184 Nico, uh, this is J.D. Aldridge. 319 00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:48,519 J.D. Aldridge, this is Nico. 320 00:12:48,587 --> 00:12:50,255 Pleasure. 321 00:12:50,322 --> 00:12:52,557 What brings you here, Nico? 322 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,826 This is my Tuesday-night restaurant. 323 00:12:54,893 --> 00:12:56,027 Is it, now? Mm-hmm. 324 00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:57,128 Huh. 325 00:12:57,196 --> 00:12:59,197 Nice to see you, Mr. Careles. 326 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:00,164 Join us for a drink? 327 00:13:02,968 --> 00:13:05,570 Okay, so... 328 00:13:05,638 --> 00:13:07,572 Uh, do you happen to be the J.D. Aldridge 329 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,307 behind the book "The Ape Apprentice"? 330 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,341 Wow. 331 00:13:10,409 --> 00:13:11,576 Yeah. Guilty. 332 00:13:11,644 --> 00:13:14,812 I think that one may have sold five copies. 333 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,649 Hmm. Interspecies comparative behavioral studies. 334 00:13:17,716 --> 00:13:19,884 I mean, great -- really great stuff. 335 00:13:19,952 --> 00:13:21,853 I've never heard you make mention 336 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,455 of your fascination with interspecies studies before. 337 00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,292 Or any interests at all, really. 338 00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:30,094 Well, I see a lot of animal behavior in my line of work. 339 00:13:30,162 --> 00:13:31,629 Animals provide important insight 340 00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:33,031 into what it means to be human. 341 00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:34,499 Couldn't agree more. 342 00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:35,900 Hmm. 343 00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,603 Tell me. What do you agree with there? 344 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:41,639 Well, I mean, let's take birds, for example. 345 00:13:41,707 --> 00:13:44,242 Some are part of flocks. Some pair off for life. 346 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:46,210 Some fly solo. 347 00:13:46,278 --> 00:13:48,746 You know, it wasn't until I studied male jaguars 348 00:13:48,814 --> 00:13:50,882 that I understood why my marriage ended. 349 00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:51,983 [ Both chuckle ] 350 00:13:52,051 --> 00:13:53,685 My marriage ended 351 00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:55,520 because of a jackass, not a jaguar. 352 00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:56,988 Mine too. 353 00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:59,757 Got to go. Thanks for the coffee. 354 00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:01,793 - Dr. Santino. - Mm-hmm. 355 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,294 Dr. Aldridge. 356 00:14:03,362 --> 00:14:04,429 Good night. 357 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:09,600 That man has never mentioned 358 00:14:09,668 --> 00:14:11,135 that he was married before, ever. 359 00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:12,770 He does security for the Hawks. 360 00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:15,540 Do I need to hire a freshman to start my car for me now? 361 00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:17,141 No, no. 362 00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:19,644 You just have to be really, really nice to me, 363 00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:21,012 and then you'll be safe. 364 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,280 All right, that I can do. 365 00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:23,715 [ Both chuckle ] 366 00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:30,822 [ Chuckling ] Oh, God. 367 00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:32,323 Okay. 368 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:34,692 Ray Jay, uh, since when do you read the Wall Street Journal? 369 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,761 I prefer the tactile experience of print 370 00:14:36,829 --> 00:14:38,262 to reading the paper online. 371 00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:39,597 Well, I'm just happy 372 00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:41,599 that you're having any reading experience at all. 373 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,834 It's Dominican. 374 00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:45,203 I like a little extra boost. Don't you? 375 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:47,805 Oh, and we also cleaned our rooms, did the laundry, 376 00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,474 and if we had a dog, we would have fed him. 377 00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:50,475 Mm-hmm. 378 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,043 Hmm. 379 00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:54,479 Valiant effort. 380 00:14:54,546 --> 00:14:56,414 But you're still not staying home alone. 381 00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:57,548 This is so unfair. 382 00:14:57,616 --> 00:14:59,117 If you want us to be responsible, 383 00:14:59,184 --> 00:15:00,618 you have to give us a chance. 384 00:15:00,686 --> 00:15:02,186 Push the birds out of the nest. 385 00:15:02,254 --> 00:15:03,388 Otherwise, we're gonna end up 386 00:15:03,455 --> 00:15:05,590 like those little birds on the sidewalk, 387 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:09,394 the one whos mother never lets them do anything on their own. 388 00:15:09,461 --> 00:15:11,129 And the second they get the chance to fly... 389 00:15:11,196 --> 00:15:12,263 Splat. 390 00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:14,866 Mm. 391 00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:17,735 I got to tell you, I'm kind of terrified. 392 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:20,271 Oh remember what I said about fear? 393 00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:22,006 False evidence appearing real? 394 00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:23,908 That's what we're doing here now. 395 00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:26,878 We're gonna find out what's real and what's not. 396 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:28,479 You're doing really well already. 397 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,884 And I think that you should take off your hat. 398 00:15:41,994 --> 00:15:44,762 How 'bout you take off your sunglasses? 399 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:52,336 Huh? Nobody hates Phil Kirkman. 400 00:15:53,939 --> 00:15:54,839 Yeah. 401 00:15:58,877 --> 00:15:59,844 These people do. 402 00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:02,747 Who cares what they think? 403 00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:04,182 Kirkman? 404 00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:05,716 Phil Kirkman. 405 00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:07,285 Yes? 406 00:16:07,352 --> 00:16:08,219 You suck. 407 00:16:08,287 --> 00:16:09,720 Hey! 408 00:16:09,788 --> 00:16:11,355 You should have jumped off that building, Kirkman. 409 00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:12,824 All right. I'm sure you got better things to do 410 00:16:12,891 --> 00:16:15,026 than get arrested for assault. 411 00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:16,694 So why don't you just keep on walking, okay? 412 00:16:16,762 --> 00:16:19,363 You gonna ruin our chances of going to the playoffs again? 413 00:16:19,431 --> 00:16:20,731 Go back to your nest, Kirkman. 414 00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,200 New York never wants to see your face again. 415 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:23,968 You go back to your nest! 416 00:16:24,036 --> 00:16:25,937 [ Scoffs ] 417 00:16:26,004 --> 00:16:27,538 Oh, no, no! No, Phil! 418 00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:33,951 No way I'm letting you-know-who 419 00:16:34,008 --> 00:16:36,175 come within 500 yards of Marcus Alvarez, 420 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:37,644 let alone this facility. 421 00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:39,779 All he wants to is apologize. 422 00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:41,147 What's the harm in that? 423 00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:42,749 I don't want to risk finding out. 424 00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:46,019 All I want is for you-know-who to go away, far away. 425 00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:47,320 He's bad mojo. 426 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:49,513 You guys, curses aren't real! 427 00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:52,040 Red Sox, right? They won the World Series. 428 00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:53,107 Matthew: Yeah. 429 00:16:53,175 --> 00:16:54,576 Only took 'em 86 years. 430 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,878 Chicago Cubs haven't won a championship in over 100 years 431 00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:58,179 because of their curse. 432 00:16:58,247 --> 00:16:59,581 Everything we do 433 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:02,550 is being second- and triple-guessed by the press. 434 00:17:02,618 --> 00:17:04,419 I know that the stakes are high. 435 00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,221 The guy's a loon! 436 00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:07,689 I don't want him anywhere near this team! 437 00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:09,290 Well, any more loony 438 00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:11,626 than two grown men believing in curses? 439 00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:13,761 Why can't you take "No" for an answer? 440 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:16,598 Because "No" isn't gonna help you-know-who. 441 00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:19,234 All right? And it's not gonna help your team win, either. 442 00:17:19,301 --> 00:17:21,736 He just wants some forgiveness. What's so wrong with that? 443 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,906 Easy for you to say, Dr. Dani. 444 00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:26,574 I know it's a l to ask, 445 00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:28,376 but could you please just work on coach a tiny, tiny bit? 446 00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:29,877 You-know-who needs a win 447 00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:32,080 just as much as the Hawks do right now. 448 00:17:32,147 --> 00:17:34,983 You're just still not getting it. 449 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,620 Before every single game I ever played in. 450 00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,088 That started in sixth grade. 451 00:17:40,155 --> 00:17:42,023 Athletes are superstitious. 452 00:17:42,091 --> 00:17:45,126 I'll give it a shot, but don't hold your breath. 453 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,363 I appreciate it. Thank you. 454 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:50,765 Oh, by the way, 455 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:55,036 I hear that you have been chitty-chattin' with Nico 456 00:17:55,104 --> 00:17:57,071 about my dating life. 457 00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,406 [ Chuckles ] I may -- 458 00:17:58,474 --> 00:18:00,241 maybe I mentioned something. Why? 459 00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:01,909 Because he showed up 460 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,712 where I was having dinner last night. 461 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,414 Coincidence? I think not. 462 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:11,386 Did you know that Nico was married? 463 00:18:11,453 --> 00:18:12,687 Huh. He never mentioned that 464 00:18:12,755 --> 00:18:14,389 in all of our long, deep talks together. 465 00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:15,556 [ Chuckles ] 466 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:17,258 Wow. 467 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:18,393 W. Drinks with Nico. 468 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,161 Sounds like a party. 469 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,429 Oh, yes. It was a blast. 470 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:22,964 You should -- 471 00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:24,866 you and Laura should invite him to your next party. 472 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:27,735 Well, that presumes that Laura and I are still together, 473 00:18:27,803 --> 00:18:28,836 which we're not. 474 00:18:28,904 --> 00:18:31,673 Oh, I didn't know that. 475 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,941 Gave it a second chance. Didn't work out. 476 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,843 Sometimes that's what it takes 477 00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:38,446 to find out that you were right the first time. 478 00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,150 Dani: I have been thinking. 479 00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:44,552 I'm gonna give you guys a second chance. 480 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,087 Meaning? 481 00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:48,156 Meaning I'm gonna let you be responsible 482 00:18:48,223 --> 00:18:50,325 and no babysitter on Saturday night. 483 00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:51,993 - Awesome. - Yes! 484 00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:53,661 - You will not regret this. - You are right. 485 00:18:53,729 --> 00:18:55,897 'Cause if I do, you're really gonna regret it. 486 00:18:55,964 --> 00:18:57,098 This is your one shot. 487 00:18:57,166 --> 00:19:00,635 You screw it up, and... 488 00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:01,569 splat. 489 00:19:01,637 --> 00:19:02,537 You hear me? Yeah. 490 00:19:02,604 --> 00:19:03,971 - Got it? - Yeah. 491 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,039 Love you. 492 00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:06,974 Love you. 493 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,209 [ Chuckles ] 494 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,011 [ Laughs ] 495 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:11,779 [ Barbells clinking ] 496 00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:17,352 Hey. 497 00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:19,320 Vivica, hey. Wait up. Wait up. 498 00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:20,822 Wait up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 499 00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:22,490 I just... 500 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,926 want to press reset on us. 501 00:19:24,993 --> 00:19:27,662 Not "us," but... 502 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,530 I'm Terrence King, and I'm sorry. 503 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:31,399 Are you running for office? 504 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:32,667 [ Chuckles ] 505 00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:34,102 I just want to talk. 506 00:19:34,169 --> 00:19:35,636 About what? 507 00:19:35,704 --> 00:19:37,805 Honestly, um, how you got that Anton Washington 508 00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,574 to tell you about every single athlete 509 00:19:39,641 --> 00:19:41,642 that he gave performance-enhancing drugs to. 510 00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,344 Anybody who can crack that story 511 00:19:43,412 --> 00:19:45,747 should be leading this conversation, not moi. 512 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,515 Did you do a little reading? 513 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,384 A lot of reading. For me. 514 00:19:49,451 --> 00:19:51,219 Yeah, well, lucky I'm not a novelist, huh? 515 00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:52,353 Yeah. 516 00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:55,356 Listen, so, I'll sit down. We can talk. 517 00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:57,158 I'll give you an exclusive 518 00:19:57,226 --> 00:20:00,361 with the elusive and incredibly well-behaved Terrence King. 519 00:20:06,935 --> 00:20:09,137 But we do this on my terms, off-campus. 520 00:20:11,006 --> 00:20:12,974 [ Horns honking ] 521 00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:20,381 This place was like the post office for me, you know? 522 00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:22,450 Never knew what to expect at home, 523 00:20:22,518 --> 00:20:26,087 but out here, come rain, sleet, or snow, 524 00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:27,989 me and my boys would be playing ball 525 00:20:28,056 --> 00:20:29,624 till the sun came down, right? 526 00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:32,827 And I'd be, like, Jerry Rice, Kojo Liberty, Cris Carter, 527 00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:34,595 all in one game sometimes. 528 00:20:34,663 --> 00:20:36,297 I can still rock Kojo's T.D. celebration, too. 529 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,765 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 530 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,000 All right. 531 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:40,401 Then he'd spike it. You know what I mean? 532 00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:42,036 He was horrible. [ Laughs ] That was good. 533 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,772 But, um, you know, I was always pretty good. 534 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,142 And I knew that football got guys like Kojo out the hood, 535 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:50,678 and I figured it was my only shot. 536 00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:53,314 So, I was relentless. And it worked. 537 00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,618 You still talk to those kids you used to play with? 538 00:20:57,686 --> 00:21:00,054 Nah. Most of them got locked up. 539 00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:03,291 I haven't seen a couple of them since their funerals, so... 540 00:21:03,358 --> 00:21:06,327 But there was this [laughs] this one kid. 541 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,463 He was -- he played center, right? 542 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,364 And he was like this little fat muffin-top dude 543 00:21:10,432 --> 00:21:11,999 just waddling around and everything, 544 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,267 and now he's a doctor. 545 00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:14,802 - No? - Yeah. Crazy. 546 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,537 I thought he'd be having an aneurysm, 547 00:21:16,605 --> 00:21:17,705 not curing them, you know. 548 00:21:17,773 --> 00:21:18,973 [ Both chuckle ] Yeah. 549 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:22,243 Well, how'd you end up doing what you do? 550 00:21:22,311 --> 00:21:24,212 I was a tomboy. 551 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:26,047 But I sucked at sports. 552 00:21:26,114 --> 00:21:28,716 My dad and I would talk Yankees for hours. 553 00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:30,117 - Yankees fan. - Mm-hmm. 554 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:31,752 Grew up in the Bronx, huh? 555 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,554 Manhattan. Central Park West. 556 00:21:33,622 --> 00:21:34,856 Ay! 557 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:38,593 Dad's a vascular surgeon. Mom's an epidemiologist. 558 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,262 They encouraged me to, uh, write about what I loved. 559 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:42,930 So we're both relentless people. 560 00:21:42,998 --> 00:21:45,266 That sounds terrible. 561 00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:47,768 Words are your department. I just Tweet. 562 00:21:47,836 --> 00:21:49,203 Boy: Hey, you're Terrence King, right? 563 00:21:49,271 --> 00:21:50,838 Everyone, look. It's T.K. 564 00:21:52,074 --> 00:21:53,074 [ Chuckles ] 565 00:21:53,141 --> 00:21:54,275 I'm just playing. I'm just playing. 566 00:21:54,343 --> 00:21:55,877 I'm just -- [ Laughs ] 567 00:21:55,944 --> 00:21:57,712 What's up, little man? How you doing? 568 00:21:57,779 --> 00:21:58,880 - You good? - Doing good. 569 00:21:58,947 --> 00:22:00,882 What's going on? Stay in school. 570 00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:02,483 I know you about to drop out. It's horrible. You got a pen? 571 00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:03,651 Yeah, I got one right here. 572 00:22:04,653 --> 00:22:07,455 Dani: All I'm asking is that you talk to Kirkman. 573 00:22:07,523 --> 00:22:09,423 Man, no way! No how. 574 00:22:09,491 --> 00:22:10,992 I'm not sitting down with that dude. 575 00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:12,360 I'm not even saying his name. 576 00:22:12,427 --> 00:22:14,128 Marcus, can you imagine 577 00:22:14,196 --> 00:22:15,963 how this has ruined the man's life? 578 00:22:17,432 --> 00:22:19,967 If there's any way that you can forgive him, 579 00:22:20,035 --> 00:22:22,904 I just think that the team and maybe even the city 580 00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:25,339 can finally move forward from this curse. 581 00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:26,541 No offense, 582 00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:31,312 but for a shrink, you're crazy. 583 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,313 Uhh. 584 00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:33,848 Oh, God. 585 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,283 What is it gonna take for this team 586 00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:36,918 to finally stop being afraid of Phil Kirkman? 587 00:22:36,985 --> 00:22:38,152 Dani! 588 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,521 Aah! My leg! Ohh! 589 00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:43,858 Aah! Aah! 590 00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:45,393 [ Groans ] 591 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,361 Oopsie. 592 00:22:51,389 --> 00:22:53,056 Little worried about Alvarez's ankle, 593 00:22:53,057 --> 00:22:55,158 but he'll be able to go on Sunday. 594 00:22:56,025 --> 00:22:57,759 Dani keeps mentioning this guy's name, 595 00:22:57,826 --> 00:22:59,193 she's gonna cause a sinkhole. 596 00:22:59,261 --> 00:23:01,496 How many women my age do you know 597 00:23:01,563 --> 00:23:03,998 that actually remember Kojo Liberty? 598 00:23:04,066 --> 00:23:05,533 And now we're talking about what? 599 00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,402 Vivica Stevens. 600 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,671 And there's this crazy series that she wrote 601 00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:11,506 on this underdog olympic biathlete 602 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:13,474 shooting and skiing at the same time. 603 00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:15,109 That's whiter than squash, 604 00:23:15,177 --> 00:23:16,945 but the way she wrote it was just crazy. 605 00:23:17,012 --> 00:23:18,313 Whoa. 606 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,981 I have seen this look before. 607 00:23:20,049 --> 00:23:21,082 What look? 608 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,217 T., listen to me. 609 00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:24,752 This woman is not your friend. 610 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,220 [ Chuckles ] What you talking about? 611 00:23:26,288 --> 00:23:27,622 I just patched it up like you said. 612 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:28,723 It's all good. 613 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,826 She is a reporter. 614 00:23:31,894 --> 00:23:33,661 She does not have a crush on you. 615 00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:36,564 She's not your girlfriend. She is doing a story on you. 616 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,499 She has been talking to everyone here. 617 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,968 What about? 618 00:23:40,035 --> 00:23:41,736 Your D.U.I.a, your house arrest, 619 00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:44,405 pretty much every negative headline you've ever produced. 620 00:23:44,473 --> 00:23:45,573 [ Sighs ] 621 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:47,175 You know, that's ancient history. 622 00:23:47,242 --> 00:23:48,776 Dead and buried. 623 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,612 You can't bury anything deep enough 624 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,481 from a reporter like Vivica Stevens. 625 00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:26,047 Hey, coach. Hey. It's Dani. 626 00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:28,182 I need a favor. 627 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,156 Whoa. Whoa. This was not part of our deal, Dr. Dani. 628 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,724 I asked for five minutes. 629 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:38,426 Not five minutes with him. 630 00:24:38,494 --> 00:24:40,695 Him? His name is Phil Kirkman. 631 00:24:40,763 --> 00:24:42,797 Come on in, guys. 632 00:24:42,865 --> 00:24:46,467 Phil Kirkman. Phil Kirkman. Phil Kirkman. Phil Kirkman. 633 00:24:46,535 --> 00:24:47,435 Man: What's he doing here? 634 00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:49,971 Dani: Did anybody's heart stop? 635 00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:52,740 Anybody swallow their tongue? 636 00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:55,977 Anyone know what "fear" stands for? 637 00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:57,445 False evidence appearing real. 638 00:24:57,513 --> 00:24:59,047 Exactly. 639 00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:05,053 Now, since the Alvarez-Kirkman incident six years ago, 640 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,921 the Hawks have never been back to the playoffs. 641 00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:08,456 I know you all say that 642 00:25:08,524 --> 00:25:10,792 that is evidence of the Kirkman Kurse. 643 00:25:10,859 --> 00:25:14,562 I say that it's false evidence appearing real. 644 00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:17,298 I spent hours last night reading stats, 645 00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:18,866 watching game after game. 646 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:22,870 I was searching for some kind of evidence of this curse, 647 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,306 and you want to know what I found instead? 648 00:25:25,374 --> 00:25:28,376 Anything that happened to the Hawks in the past six years 649 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:32,180 is all just part of the game, 650 00:25:32,247 --> 00:25:35,750 not part of some curse. 651 00:25:35,818 --> 00:25:37,852 I know that the only way 652 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,688 this alleged curse is gonna come off the team 653 00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:42,690 is if you guys make it back to the playoffs. 654 00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:44,859 I get it. I hear you. I got you. 655 00:25:44,927 --> 00:25:49,363 But there is somebody in this room 656 00:25:49,431 --> 00:25:51,866 whose curse we can lift right now. 657 00:25:51,934 --> 00:25:54,669 And that somebody is Phil. 658 00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:58,773 You all have spent the past six years 659 00:25:58,841 --> 00:26:00,741 avoiding Phil Kirkman like the plague, 660 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,711 driving the man to live in a basement 661 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:07,648 in fear of a city that hates him. 662 00:26:07,716 --> 00:26:10,051 And on top of that, avoiding him for six years 663 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:16,691 hasn't gotten you back into the playoffs, now, has it? 664 00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:17,892 Shake the man's hand. 665 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,661 Rub his belly, do whatever it is you guys do. 666 00:26:20,729 --> 00:26:24,031 But forgive Phil and lift his curse. 667 00:26:24,099 --> 00:26:26,200 Who knows? 668 00:26:26,268 --> 00:26:28,202 You might reverse yours. 669 00:26:45,487 --> 00:26:46,554 We're all good, man. 670 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,525 But if I shatter my tibia or something, 671 00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:51,792 I'm gonna come looking for you. 672 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,761 Thank you. 673 00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:56,230 This means so much to me. Thank you. 674 00:26:56,298 --> 00:26:58,199 Marcus, thank you. 675 00:26:58,267 --> 00:27:00,935 Thank you for letting me come back 676 00:27:01,003 --> 00:27:03,037 and be the Hawk again. 677 00:27:03,105 --> 00:27:04,138 Oh 678 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,740 - Dr. Dani? - It's okay! 679 00:27:05,807 --> 00:27:07,341 You guys, can you just give us a minute? 680 00:27:07,409 --> 00:27:09,177 Yeah. Everybody, let's clear the room. 681 00:27:09,244 --> 00:27:10,511 Clear the room, please. 682 00:27:10,579 --> 00:27:12,513 Thank you. 683 00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:16,217 That's not what we came here to do. 684 00:27:16,285 --> 00:27:18,753 But I have to be the Hawk again. 685 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,755 It's not gonna happen. 686 00:27:20,822 --> 00:27:24,325 But you set a goal for yourself, and look what you did. 687 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,660 You accomplished it. 688 00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:29,897 I did accomplish that goal. 689 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,735 That's all good. 690 00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:37,438 Thank you, Dr. Santino. 691 00:27:37,506 --> 00:27:38,573 Mm-hmm. 692 00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:53,621 There's something about his smile 693 00:27:53,689 --> 00:27:56,190 that just didn't match his words. 694 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,159 Well, he was disappointed, you know. 695 00:27:58,227 --> 00:27:59,794 He was putting on a good face. 696 00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:01,229 Mm-hmm. 697 00:28:01,296 --> 00:28:03,097 My students have to hand over their phones 698 00:28:03,165 --> 00:28:04,365 if they use them in class. 699 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,733 I'm so sorry. 700 00:28:05,801 --> 00:28:07,902 The kids are home alone. 701 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:10,204 I just can't seem to turn it off. 702 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,373 Well, check in with them, 703 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,142 then hand your phone over for the remainder of class. 704 00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:16,577 Nope. I already called twice. 705 00:28:16,645 --> 00:28:18,279 Let's just enjoy our night. 706 00:28:19,881 --> 00:28:21,983 [ Spooky music playing ] 707 00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:23,551 It's really not that scary. 708 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,953 Told you. All hype. 709 00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:27,888 [ Girl screaming ] 710 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,224 Maybe not all hype. 711 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,694 [ Telephone rings ] 712 00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:36,330 Hello? [ Dial tone ] 713 00:28:36,398 --> 00:28:38,566 Hello? 714 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:39,800 [ Telephone beeps ] 715 00:28:39,868 --> 00:28:40,901 Girl: Oh, God! No! 716 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,603 [ Screams ] 717 00:28:42,671 --> 00:28:44,305 I'll be right back. 718 00:28:44,373 --> 00:28:45,906 [ Television turns off ] 719 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,508 [ Clang ] 720 00:28:47,576 --> 00:28:49,043 Oh. 721 00:28:49,111 --> 00:28:51,112 [ Glass shatters ] [ Stops ] 722 00:28:51,179 --> 00:28:53,414 Ray Jay, there's somebody in the house. 723 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,249 - We need to hide. - Where? 724 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,884 Thanks, T.K. 725 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:59,620 The playground yesterday, your old house today. 726 00:28:59,688 --> 00:29:03,124 You've really opened up, and I appreciate your candor. 727 00:29:03,191 --> 00:29:04,659 Cool. So you done with me now? 728 00:29:04,726 --> 00:29:06,961 - Done with you? - Yeah. 729 00:29:07,029 --> 00:29:09,897 You know, I figure princess got a little trip to the ghetto. 730 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,266 Now she has her story. Figured she'd be moving on. 731 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,634 What's that supposed to mean? 732 00:29:13,702 --> 00:29:15,102 It means that I actually liked talking to you, 733 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,305 and I opened up to you, 734 00:29:17,372 --> 00:29:18,839 but it seems like all you're doing 735 00:29:18,907 --> 00:29:20,675 is trying to find a way to take down Terrence King 736 00:29:20,742 --> 00:29:21,909 for your headlines. 737 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:23,544 T.K., I'm a reporter. I follow the story. 738 00:29:23,612 --> 00:29:24,879 Well, follow this. 739 00:29:24,946 --> 00:29:27,048 That's who I was. It's not who I am. 740 00:29:27,115 --> 00:29:28,449 And I was gonna ask you out, 741 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,650 but now I'm having second thoughts. 742 00:29:29,718 --> 00:29:31,519 T.K., I can't go out with you. 743 00:29:31,586 --> 00:29:34,188 I haven't even filed my story yet. 744 00:29:34,256 --> 00:29:36,057 Has all this been about trying to get a date with me? 745 00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:37,692 [ Chuckles ] No. 746 00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:39,560 No, I... 747 00:29:39,628 --> 00:29:42,730 I just thought we had a connection. 748 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,301 Ray Jr.: How long are we gonna stay in here? This is stupid. 749 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:48,636 Lindsay: I'm telling you, 750 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,271 there's someone in t house, in the living room. 751 00:29:50,339 --> 00:29:51,539 - Okay, so let me go look. - No, no! 752 00:29:51,606 --> 00:29:52,873 You're not gonna leave me in the pantry 753 00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:54,008 with some crazed killer. 754 00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:55,643 Linds -- I'm calling the police. 755 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,745 No. No, don't do that, 'cause mom will never trust us. 756 00:29:57,813 --> 00:29:59,146 - Grounded is better than dead. - Stop. Give me -- 757 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,514 Dad, grandma... 758 00:30:00,582 --> 00:30:02,183 Oh, T.K.! Give me the -- 759 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,584 [ thud ] 760 00:30:03,652 --> 00:30:06,354 [ Cellphone rings ] 761 00:30:06,421 --> 00:30:08,356 Aw, man. 762 00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:09,357 Everything okay? 763 00:30:09,424 --> 00:30:11,125 [ Cellphone beeps ] 764 00:30:11,193 --> 00:30:13,561 Yo, you can't just be calling me whenever you want, dude. 765 00:30:13,628 --> 00:30:15,129 Jaybird? 766 00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:17,698 It's my therapist's kid. He [chuckles] 767 00:30:17,766 --> 00:30:19,367 Lindsay: Ray Jay, I don't want to die. 768 00:30:19,434 --> 00:30:20,568 Ray Jr.: Just be quiet. 769 00:30:20,635 --> 00:30:21,635 The burglar isn't here to rob the pantry. 770 00:30:21,703 --> 00:30:22,570 [ Click ] 771 00:30:22,637 --> 00:30:24,071 What was that? 772 00:30:24,139 --> 00:30:26,707 [ Dialing ] 773 00:30:26,775 --> 00:30:28,676 Come on, Doc. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. 774 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,444 [ Cellphone ringing ] 775 00:30:30,512 --> 00:30:32,213 [ Chuckles ] 776 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,316 Oh. 777 00:30:35,384 --> 00:30:37,017 ♪ I'm begging you, baby ♪ 778 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,353 ♪ I'm not scamming you, yeah ♪ 779 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,488 Oh. 780 00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:41,956 Kids okay? 781 00:30:42,023 --> 00:30:44,558 Yeah. No. My kids are fine. 782 00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:46,527 [ Ringing stops ] 783 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:47,728 Mm. 784 00:30:47,796 --> 00:30:50,464 [ Footsteps, floorboards squeaking ] 785 00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:52,700 [ Both breathing heavily ] 786 00:30:56,371 --> 00:30:58,806 Hey, yo! Mini Santinos? 787 00:30:58,874 --> 00:31:00,841 [ Knocks to tune of "Shave and a Haircut" ] 788 00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:02,777 You can come out now. 789 00:31:02,844 --> 00:31:04,311 [ Laughs ] 790 00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:05,679 Well, I'm glad you guys 791 00:31:05,747 --> 00:31:07,948 stocked up on enough pretzels and raw rigatonis 792 00:31:08,016 --> 00:31:09,350 to survive a nuclear winter, 793 00:31:09,418 --> 00:31:10,618 but I'm here. 794 00:31:10,685 --> 00:31:12,086 It's all good. Come on. 795 00:31:12,154 --> 00:31:14,021 You brought your girl to a robbery? 796 00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:17,525 She's not my -- she's my journalist. 797 00:31:17,592 --> 00:31:18,759 Well, not mine. I mean -- 798 00:31:18,827 --> 00:31:20,494 why don't you just mind your own business, dude? 799 00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:21,929 Jaybird. Lindsay. 800 00:31:21,997 --> 00:31:23,798 Hey, guys. I'm Vivica. 801 00:31:23,865 --> 00:31:25,733 But the real story is how much trouble 802 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,701 you two just got me in. - What kind of trouble? 803 00:31:27,769 --> 00:31:29,069 Dr. D. Doesn't want me checking in with the chicklets 804 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,538 under any circumstance 805 00:31:30,605 --> 00:31:33,073 and what I'm trying to do is the right thing this time, so... 806 00:31:33,075 --> 00:31:34,208 If we were murdered chicklets, 807 00:31:34,276 --> 00:31:35,609 I doubt she'd care about any of this. 808 00:31:35,677 --> 00:31:37,545 Ain't nobody even in th house, dude! 809 00:31:37,612 --> 00:31:39,246 Except me, and I shouldn't be here. 810 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,347 Let's fly. 811 00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:41,649 [ Clattering ] 812 00:31:41,716 --> 00:31:43,317 [ Gasps ] Go, go, go, go! 813 00:31:43,385 --> 00:31:44,852 - No, you stay. - What? 814 00:31:45,687 --> 00:31:46,921 Why I got to be the brave one? 815 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:51,992 [ Sighs ] 816 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:55,029 Wha! 817 00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:58,365 I'm lethal with this thing. 818 00:31:58,433 --> 00:31:59,867 T.K.'s gonna be fine, right? 819 00:31:59,935 --> 00:32:02,536 Uh... 820 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:04,071 [ Banging ] 821 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:05,439 T.K.: Oh, my God! I'm worm's meat! 822 00:32:07,442 --> 00:32:08,876 [ Groaning ] Oh, my God. 823 00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:11,078 Ohh. 824 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:12,313 T.K., are you all right? 825 00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,114 He stabbed me... 826 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,516 with his beak. 827 00:32:15,584 --> 00:32:17,418 [ Bird cooing ] 828 00:32:17,486 --> 00:32:18,986 Looks like you guys got robbed by tweety bird. 829 00:32:19,054 --> 00:32:22,089 I saw your handiwork on the hood of my ride. 830 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,724 [ Wings flapping ] 831 00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:25,426 [ Dani chuckles ] 832 00:32:25,494 --> 00:32:27,228 [ Cellphone ringing ] Oh! 833 00:32:27,295 --> 00:32:28,863 No. 834 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:31,065 Do you need to get that? 835 00:32:31,132 --> 00:32:35,202 My needs and my wants are not aligning right now! 836 00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:36,971 It Matt. 837 00:32:39,274 --> 00:32:40,474 He never calls me. 838 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,543 [ Cellphone beeps ] 839 00:32:42,611 --> 00:32:44,745 Hey. Matt, is everything okay? 840 00:32:44,813 --> 00:32:46,046 Matt: Uh, no. 841 00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:48,516 Phil Kirkman is stalking Marcus Alvarez. 842 00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:50,050 What do you mean, "stalking"? 843 00:32:50,118 --> 00:32:51,519 Marcus is here with me now. 844 00:32:51,586 --> 00:32:53,220 Kirkman showed up at his he this evening 845 00:32:53,288 --> 00:32:54,655 and wouldn't leave. 846 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,825 Okay, so, what did Phil say to you, Marcus? 847 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,560 I kept telling him we're cool, 848 00:32:59,628 --> 00:33:01,595 but he just kept harping on the same thing -- 849 00:33:01,663 --> 00:33:04,999 why can't he be the Hawk again? 850 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,167 He just didn't get it. Anyway... 851 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,636 he left me this box of junk -- 852 00:33:08,703 --> 00:33:10,070 mostly action figures, 853 00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:11,605 an old signed football. 854 00:33:11,673 --> 00:33:14,208 Ooh. Uh, his action figures? 855 00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:16,911 What did Phil say exactly? 856 00:33:16,978 --> 00:33:18,679 He said he wouldn't need them anymore. 857 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,948 All right... 858 00:33:21,016 --> 00:33:23,751 Uh, you got to call Nico. Tell him that I need backup. 859 00:33:23,818 --> 00:33:24,818 Okay? 860 00:33:24,886 --> 00:33:26,554 All right. 861 00:33:26,621 --> 00:33:27,755 Sit tight, bro. 862 00:33:27,822 --> 00:33:29,557 [ Cellphone beeps ] 863 00:33:29,624 --> 00:33:30,724 Backup? 864 00:33:32,727 --> 00:33:35,996 I think Kirkman's gonna kill himself. 865 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,989 Nico: Where are you? 866 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:45,124 Dani: Nico, I'm pulling in the garage right now. 867 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,559 Okay. I think you better hurry. 868 00:33:51,832 --> 00:33:54,267 I tried to talk him down. It didn't work. 869 00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:57,837 But I convinced him to let me call you. 870 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,005 [ Horns honking, siren wailing in distance ] 871 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,781 Hey, Phil. 872 00:34:08,849 --> 00:34:10,883 It's me. I'm right here. 873 00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:14,854 [ Shoes clatter ] 874 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:16,823 Hey... 875 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,492 your father and... 876 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,162 the team and the whole city 877 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:26,666 has been looking for you all night. 878 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:30,303 No one knows what it's like to be me. 879 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:32,472 To be... 880 00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:35,942 All alone your whole life in a city that hates you. 881 00:34:36,009 --> 00:34:38,311 I know. 882 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:40,480 And you didn't feel alone when you were the Hawk. 883 00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:43,516 Six years I held out hope 884 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,551 that they'd realize they needed me... 885 00:34:45,619 --> 00:34:47,720 and they'd want me back. 886 00:34:47,788 --> 00:34:49,822 Now that's not gonna happen. 887 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:54,760 If I'm not the Hawk, I'm nothing. 888 00:34:57,698 --> 00:34:59,732 I have no reason to live. 889 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,435 Phil, I know that you feel lonely, 890 00:35:02,503 --> 00:35:06,806 but I promise you... 891 00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:09,876 that you are not alone. 892 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:11,377 There are other people 893 00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,980 that feel the exact same way that you do. 894 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:16,149 There are a lot of other people. 895 00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:20,920 They're people that have difficulty recognizing 896 00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:24,423 how important they really are. 897 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:28,828 They have a hard time recognizing social cues, 898 00:35:28,896 --> 00:35:33,933 and they often show repetitive patterns in behavior. 899 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:36,169 Does that sound familiar to you at all? 900 00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:40,907 Why don't you come sit down with me? 901 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:41,974 We can talk about it. 902 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:53,853 Phil, I think that you have 903 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:57,256 an undiagnosed case of Asperger's syndrome. 904 00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:00,493 People with Asperger's, 905 00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:05,731 they frequently have trouble maintaining relationships 906 00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:08,768 or interacting with others. 907 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:11,537 I'm born this way? 908 00:36:11,605 --> 00:36:13,272 I am cursed. 909 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,041 Mozart did pretty well with it. 910 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,210 Albert Einstein. 911 00:36:17,212 --> 00:36:20,313 Marie Curie, Thomas Jefferson. 912 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:22,415 These are all people 913 00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:26,819 who are thought to have some degree of Asperger's. 914 00:36:26,887 --> 00:36:28,821 The point being, Phil... 915 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:32,058 ...you are not alone. 916 00:36:34,995 --> 00:36:37,597 Won't you please let me help you? 917 00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:47,139 [ Sighs ] 918 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,674 Wow. 919 00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:51,911 She's an impact player. 920 00:36:51,979 --> 00:36:53,012 Yeah. 921 00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:01,709 It was a butt dial, I swear. 922 00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:04,724 We were trying to be grownups about it. 923 00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:06,959 Grownups call the police. 924 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:08,461 Yeah, but if we called the police, 925 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:09,929 then the neighbors call you, 926 00:37:09,997 --> 00:37:12,698 and you can't trust us or leave us home alone again. 927 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,600 Really? That's your logic? 928 00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:17,236 Well, you know, our prefrontal cortexes are not fully formed yet, 929 00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:19,305 so that's why we sometimes make stupid decisions. 930 00:37:19,373 --> 00:37:21,474 Yeah. You can't hold our biology against us. 931 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:23,442 - Oh. - Look, Dr. D... 932 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:25,811 I know you're not cool with me kicking it with the chicklets, 933 00:37:25,879 --> 00:37:27,380 and normally I'm cool with that, too, 934 00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:29,315 but I thought they were about to be some chewed-up chicklets, 935 00:37:29,383 --> 00:37:31,183 so I did what I had to do. 936 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:33,152 I couldn't get you on the phone. 937 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,887 [ Clears throat ] 938 00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:37,757 Luckily, your robber was a pigeon, 939 00:37:37,824 --> 00:37:39,458 and nobody got hurt. 940 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:40,893 But I need to know 941 00:37:40,961 --> 00:37:43,529 that you guys are gonna make more responsible choices, 942 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:45,398 you know, if you find yourself 943 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:48,668 in a dangerous situation again, okay? 944 00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:50,269 Okay. Okay. 945 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:52,571 And as for you... 946 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:57,510 ...thank you for caring. 947 00:37:57,577 --> 00:37:58,644 It means a lot to me. 948 00:37:58,712 --> 00:37:59,945 It's all good. 949 00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:03,482 It's all good. You got some good kids. 950 00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:06,319 Wimpy, but good. 951 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:31,711 I'm sorry that dinner was so awkward. 952 00:38:31,778 --> 00:38:36,982 I'm sorry that we never got to have our night at the hotel. 953 00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:39,251 I'm just sorry. 954 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:41,587 Emergencies happen. 955 00:38:41,655 --> 00:38:44,790 This is my life. 956 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:47,059 Yeah. 957 00:38:47,127 --> 00:38:48,861 What? 958 00:38:48,929 --> 00:38:50,196 Your life. 959 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:55,568 And your life. 960 00:38:55,635 --> 00:38:58,237 They don't overlap very well, do they? 961 00:38:58,305 --> 00:38:59,271 Mnh-mnh. 962 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:01,640 It's not just the Congo. 963 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:04,643 I'm gonna go to Amsterdam early next year. 964 00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,479 I wish you could join me. 965 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:11,117 But I have to stay here for my kids, 966 00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:12,718 for the team. 967 00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:16,355 For random people who need rescuing from rooftops. 968 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:20,893 You have this life where you can just pick up and go, 969 00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:23,295 and I have this life where I -- 970 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,865 Where you're needed right where you are. 971 00:39:25,932 --> 00:39:28,534 Mm-h. 972 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:34,073 Professor Aldridge... 973 00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:36,075 Yeah? 974 00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:38,010 ...those trips sound so amazing. 975 00:39:38,035 --> 00:39:39,235 Aw, you'll make it... 976 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,210 you will. 977 00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:42,882 It's just now's not the time. 978 00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:46,285 So, then... 979 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:49,522 this... 980 00:39:49,589 --> 00:39:51,023 Then what is this? 981 00:39:51,091 --> 00:39:53,492 This is... 982 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,928 just what happens sometimes. 983 00:40:11,645 --> 00:40:13,746 See you, Santino. 984 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:19,218 [ Door opens ] 985 00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,954 [ Door closes ] 986 00:40:29,617 --> 00:40:32,286 So, is, uh, Kirkman okay? 987 00:40:32,353 --> 00:40:34,173 Mm-hmm. He's gonna continue seeing me, 988 00:40:34,174 --> 00:40:37,276 and I already found him a social-skills group 989 00:40:37,344 --> 00:40:38,474 for people with Asperger's. 990 00:40:38,475 --> 00:40:40,903 So, he's gonna start a whole new life. 991 00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:42,901 So you're gonna -- 992 00:40:42,969 --> 00:40:44,903 you're gonna help him find his flock. 993 00:40:44,971 --> 00:40:46,538 Ha. 994 00:40:46,606 --> 00:40:48,273 Speak. 995 00:40:48,341 --> 00:40:53,278 It's just that it took me weeks to get Pittsburgh out of you, 996 00:40:53,346 --> 00:40:55,514 and you're with J.D. for 30 seconds, 997 00:40:55,582 --> 00:40:57,783 and you tell him that you were married. 998 00:40:57,851 --> 00:40:59,084 I don't get it. 999 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,386 Well, if you had asked me, I would have told you. 1000 00:41:02,689 --> 00:41:05,824 I never lie. Ever. 1001 00:41:05,892 --> 00:41:07,793 I thought you knew that about me. 1002 00:41:07,861 --> 00:41:10,262 Okay. 1003 00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:13,966 So, then, why did you get divorced? 1004 00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:20,472 Because some birds fly better solo. 1005 00:41:27,113 --> 00:41:28,714 [ Crowd cheering ] 1006 00:41:28,781 --> 00:41:30,482 Announcer: The Hawks win! 1007 00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:32,351 The Hawks soar into the playoffs! 1008 00:41:32,418 --> 00:41:34,786 The Kirkman Kurse is finally lifted! 1009 00:41:34,854 --> 00:41:37,122 [ All cheering ] 1010 00:41:44,797 --> 00:41:47,533 Couldn't have written a better end to the story myself. 1011 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,867 Actually, how'd that turn out for you? 1012 00:41:48,935 --> 00:41:51,603 You're gonna have to do a little more reading, 1013 00:41:51,671 --> 00:41:53,305 but, uh, the story's filed, 1014 00:41:53,373 --> 00:41:54,506 in case you want to have dinner sometime. 1015 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,443 Tomorrow night works for me. Is that good for you? 1016 00:41:58,511 --> 00:42:00,345 'Cause if not, there's always the next day 1017 00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:02,181 or the day after that, the day after that. 1018 00:42:02,248 --> 00:42:03,715 Tomorrow's fine. 1019 00:42:03,783 --> 00:42:04,883 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1020 00:42:04,951 --> 00:42:07,019 Have fun. 1021 00:42:07,086 --> 00:42:08,387 Whoo! 1022 00:42:10,523 --> 00:42:11,657 Ha! Whoo! 1023 00:42:11,724 --> 00:42:14,560 Ha ha ha! Well, the curse is broken. 1024 00:42:14,627 --> 00:42:17,196 The team moves forward. And to both of you, I say... 1025 00:42:17,263 --> 00:42:19,898 This locker room owes the both of you. 1026 00:42:19,966 --> 00:42:21,833 My impact players. 1027 00:42:21,901 --> 00:42:23,802 [ Laughter ] 1028 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:25,604 All: We're goin' to the 'ship! 1029 00:42:25,672 --> 00:42:27,806 We're goin' to the 'ship! 1030 00:42:27,874 --> 00:42:29,541 We're goin' to the 'ship! 1031 00:42:29,609 --> 00:42:30,976 We're goin' to the 'ship! 1032 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:34,981 == sync, corrected by elderman ==