1 00:00:00,445 --> 00:00:01,986 Dani: There's an old saying. 2 00:00:02,165 --> 00:00:04,262 "Birds of a feather flock together." 3 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:08,124 But why do most birds form flocks? 4 00:00:09,981 --> 00:00:13,011 Well...it protects them from predators, 5 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,090 helps them find food, 6 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:17,716 and a safe place to nest. 7 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:26,395 But what happens when a bird loses it's flock? 8 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,964 I just want to talk to the Hawks! 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,668 How does it find its way home? 10 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:42,775 Aah! 11 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,411 I just want to talk to the Hawks. 12 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,846 I just want to talk to the Hawks! 13 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,915 Give us one good reason. 14 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,449 Oh, um... 15 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,318 Blblblb. 'Cause I said so. 16 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,719 That's the best you got? 17 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,488 Mom, you're only gonna be in Manhattan with J.D. 18 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,822 for one night. 19 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,824 We're not children. We don't need a babysitter. 20 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,426 The last time Grandma babysat us, 21 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,061 she told me if I didn't get off the computer 22 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:03,095 that I would go cross-eyed. 23 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,799 Why is this window always open? 24 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,435 Are you guys... smoking something? 25 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,238 It's called burnt toast. You see -- you don't trust us. 26 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:17,577 Can't imagine why, car-driving, bar-hopping minors of mine. 27 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,246 We did the time. Forgive the crime, Ma. 28 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:23,249 Yeah. You know, how can rehabilitate ourselves 29 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,184 if you won't give us a second chance? 30 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,519 You need to stop treating us like children. 31 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,887 In a year, 32 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,456 I can smoke, vote, and join the army, you know. 33 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,891 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,459 I'm working on changing those laws. 35 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,295 I survived grandma for 18 years. 36 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:39,665 You guys can handle her for one little, itty-bitty night. 37 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:50,443 Phil Kirkman, former mascot of the New York Hawks, 38 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,578 suddenly re-merged today on the ledge of a rooftop, 39 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,046 demanding to meet with reps of the Hawks. 40 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,548 Now, as all of New York knows, 41 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,283 Kirkman is infamous for the moment 44 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,758 Now with the Hawks on the brink of making the playoffs 45 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,760 for the first time since that fateful game, 46 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,495 all of New York is wondering, 47 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,331 can the Hawks break the dreaded "Kirkman Kurse"? 48 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,333 I can't believe is guy's flapping his wings 49 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,801 in my craw again. 50 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:16,936 Okay, so, this Phil Kir-- 51 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,104 Ah! No, don't... 52 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,006 Say that name around here. 53 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,641 What name? Phil Kirkman? 54 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:22,608 Wh-- wh-- wh-- 55 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,810 Oh. Okay. 56 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,080 So, uh, he-who-shall-not-be-named 57 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,117 makes you guys act like second graders 'cause why? 58 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:38,157 First round of the '05 playoffs against Arizona. 59 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,859 We're up 14 points in the 4th quarter. 60 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,260 The game is in the bag. 61 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,162 Our return guy, Marcus Alvarez, is taking a punt 62 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,730 down the sidelines for a touchdown when... 63 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,934 ...Our mascot accidentally trips him. 64 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,169 Marcus fumbles, 65 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,371 and that was the beginning of the end. 66 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:55,141 Arizona scored 24 points in seven minutes. 67 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,543 Thus "The Kurse" was born. 68 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,745 And now, any time things start going our way, 69 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,714 we lose it. 70 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,449 Well, so, where has... 71 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,351 this guy been for the last six years? 72 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,219 Well, after being relentlessly hounded by the press, 73 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,521 he went off the grid, 74 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,923 only to resurface yesterday on top of a building, 75 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,325 demanding an audience. 76 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:15,094 We're finally one win from making the playoffs, 77 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,930 and every newspaper, blogger, and radio show in New York 78 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,865 is obsessed with "The Kurse" again. 79 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:20,966 And with Sports Illustrated 80 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,134 doing a cover story on the Hawks, 81 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,736 timing couldn't be worse. 82 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,805 We can't have him become the story. 83 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,573 I mean, the guys are already spooked. 84 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:28,908 All right, so let me guess. 85 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,811 You would like me to meet with whosy-whatsy. 86 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,979 He wants to talk with somebody from the team. 87 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,116 Who better to talk to than the therapist? 88 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,852 Dr. Dani, tell you-know-who to stop being so damn crazy. 89 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,722 Then make him fly, fly away. 90 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,226 So, this is a sports thing, right? 91 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,795 Seemingly rational people believing in curses? 92 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,197 Yes. 93 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,632 Hmm. Doesn't matter what you and I think. 94 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,935 If the players believe, then it's real. 95 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,069 Okay. 96 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,704 Sorry. 97 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,810 - J.D. Aldridge? - What? 98 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,179 What the -- Nico, how -- 99 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,249 are you having me followed, or are you tapping my phones? 100 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:11,550 Because how would -- 101 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,853 Matt may have mentioned you two were... 102 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,688 He did? 103 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,724 Dual PhD in psychology, anthropology. 104 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:19,892 Fulbright scholar. 105 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,027 Very impressive guy, this Dr. aldridge. 106 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,698 Uh, since when is my social life your business? 107 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,501 Since I was hired to protect the assets of the team. 108 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,470 Well, I might be an "asset," but you are still just an a-- 109 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,372 - Hold that thought. - Oop. 110 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,373 Mm. 111 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,375 Pittman. 112 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,149 Oh! 113 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,151 Looks like they upgraded the qualifications 114 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,952 for being a water boy, finally. 115 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,189 Now, that is an ass. 116 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,362 No. That is an ass. 117 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,431 T., what the hell did you say to her? 118 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:00,166 I complimented her apple bottom. 119 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,169 Then I made a very funny joke about her being a water boy. 120 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,404 Apparently, she doesn't have a sense of humor, okay? 121 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,605 So, I don't care who she's doing 122 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:07,873 or how good she looks in that skirt. 123 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,509 I want her disrespectful ass off my field. 124 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:14,113 Terrence, that's Vivica Stevens, from Sports Illustrated, 125 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,582 doing a cover story about the Hawks. 126 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,518 So I think that you should take your disrespectful ass 127 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,288 over to her skirt and apologize. 128 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,694 You really felt it was necessary to drive me here? 129 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,696 I'm your backup, just in case. 130 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,198 In case what? 131 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,566 Look, I don't know 132 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,668 if this guy is depressed, deranged, or dangerous. 133 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:39,104 So...I'm not taking any chances. 134 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,539 Oh. 135 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,612 Hi. 136 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,315 Uh, are you the, uh, Hawks' representative? 137 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,550 I am. Dr. Dani Santino. 138 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,653 Yeah. Sam Kirkman, Phil's dad. Thanks for coming. 139 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,789 Just when we thought things were getting back to normal, 140 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,257 you know, he goes and pulls this stunt. 141 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,392 Sits in his room all day long. 142 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,328 I try to get him help, but he won't talk to anyone. 143 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:03,662 I don't know what to do with him. 144 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,664 I understand. 145 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,701 Yeah, well, he's inside, in the basement. 146 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,102 Whoa, whoa. In the basement? 147 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,403 - Yeah. Where he lives. - Oh. 148 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,805 But before you go down there, 149 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,374 there's something you should know about my son, Phil. 150 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,510 He's kind of a weirdo. 151 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,778 Okay. 152 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,247 Hello? 153 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,286 Hello? Phil, are you down here? 154 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,637 Careful with that. 155 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,540 Hi. I'm Phil Kirkman. 156 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,143 I'm "The Kurse." 157 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,703 ♪ Baby, work your magic on me ♪ 158 00:06:53,728 --> 00:06:57,228 ♪ Necessary Roughness 1x10 ♪ A Wing and a Player Original Air Date on August 31, 2011 159 00:06:57,229 --> 00:07:00,729 == sync, corrected by elderman == 160 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:02,350 These are incredible. 161 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:05,495 These action figures came out in 1975 -- super rare. 162 00:07:05,563 --> 00:07:07,430 It's the Hawks' inaugural team 163 00:07:07,498 --> 00:07:09,065 when they moved here from Kansas City. 164 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:11,802 My dad and I used to go to every home game together. 165 00:07:11,869 --> 00:07:15,005 I was a bit of an outsider I didn't have a lot of friends. 166 00:07:15,072 --> 00:07:19,209 Becoming the Hawk was my dream ever since I was 6. 167 00:07:19,277 --> 00:07:20,443 Hmm. 168 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:26,016 So, you were the Hawks' team mascot for... 169 00:07:28,486 --> 00:07:30,654 For two seasons, right? 170 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:31,822 Yeah. 171 00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:33,023 Except for that last game, 172 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,524 they were the best two years of my life. 173 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:36,960 I was part of something. 174 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:39,162 I was Phil kirk-maniac. 175 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:41,965 All of New York loved me. 176 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:44,334 So great to meet a fellow Hawk. 177 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:48,205 So, what's your job with the team? 178 00:07:48,272 --> 00:07:50,740 I... 179 00:07:50,808 --> 00:07:52,475 Oh, Phil. 180 00:07:52,543 --> 00:07:54,044 My name is Dr. Dani Santino, 181 00:07:54,111 --> 00:07:55,378 and I am the Hawks' therapist. 182 00:07:55,446 --> 00:07:56,513 Therapist? 183 00:07:58,983 --> 00:08:00,417 I thought -- 184 00:08:00,484 --> 00:08:02,853 I thought they'd send somebody important. 185 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,789 Coach Purnell or Marshall Pittman. 186 00:08:05,857 --> 00:08:07,757 I don't -- I don't need a therapist. 187 00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:10,460 Well, you were on a ledge. 188 00:08:10,528 --> 00:08:12,596 It's not like I was trying to kill myself. 189 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:14,231 Okay. What were you trying to do? 190 00:08:14,298 --> 00:08:16,566 Get the has' attention. 191 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:18,401 You did. 192 00:08:20,338 --> 00:08:21,805 I just... 193 00:08:25,743 --> 00:08:28,578 I need Marcus Alvarez to forgive me. 194 00:08:28,646 --> 00:08:30,213 Mm. 195 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:33,817 Because if he forgives me, then the Hawks will forgive me, 196 00:08:33,885 --> 00:08:36,286 and New York City will forgive me, too. 197 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:38,622 I-I can't walk on the street 198 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:41,625 without people talking about me, hating me. 199 00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:45,128 I'm afraid for my life, Dr. Santino. 200 00:08:45,196 --> 00:08:47,864 Phil, do you know what "fear" stands for? 201 00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:52,435 "False evidence appearing real." 202 00:08:52,503 --> 00:08:55,205 What if I could show you that your fear is just that 203 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:58,875 and that your life is not in danger? 204 00:09:01,913 --> 00:09:05,682 You don't know what it's like to be me. 205 00:09:08,152 --> 00:09:10,120 Come on! Let's go! Knees up! 206 00:09:10,187 --> 00:09:11,254 There you go! 207 00:09:11,322 --> 00:09:13,857 Since you obviously didn't pay attention 208 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,425 at the last sexual-harassment seminar -- 209 00:09:15,493 --> 00:09:16,960 I thought that was a how-to. 210 00:09:17,028 --> 00:09:18,094 Clearly. 211 00:09:18,162 --> 00:09:19,462 Come on. Make it right. 212 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,998 Matty D., come on, man! You got to lighten up. 213 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:23,333 And that's gonna be real hard for you, 214 00:09:23,401 --> 00:09:24,501 'cause you are really white. 215 00:09:24,568 --> 00:09:26,469 I got this. 216 00:09:26,537 --> 00:09:27,837 Watch and learn. 217 00:09:27,905 --> 00:09:29,439 I'm gonna watch and learn, Shaft. 218 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:31,942 Mm. 219 00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:33,576 Miss Stevens? 220 00:09:33,644 --> 00:09:34,644 Uh, Vivica? 221 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:35,979 What, are you thirsty again? 222 00:09:36,047 --> 00:09:39,349 No, I came to apologize for playing with you before, 223 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,117 because I didn't realize who you were. 224 00:09:45,222 --> 00:09:47,090 This is your version of an apology. 225 00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:48,525 yes. 226 00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:51,328 If you want to talk t.D.S or y.A.C.S or receptions, 227 00:09:51,395 --> 00:09:52,529 I'm here, 24/7. 228 00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:54,965 Except Fridays between 9:00 and midnight 229 00:09:55,032 --> 00:09:57,067 and Saturdays between 10:00 and 1:00 a.m. 230 00:09:57,134 --> 00:09:58,234 I got appointments. 231 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,371 He's joking. 232 00:10:01,439 --> 00:10:03,206 Yeah, I'm joking. 233 00:10:03,274 --> 00:10:05,608 I thought jokes were supposed to be, um, funny. 234 00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,546 That's funny. Um, but seriously, 235 00:10:09,613 --> 00:10:10,814 I will talk to you about whatever you want, 236 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:12,148 except for the kurse, 237 00:10:12,216 --> 00:10:13,783 because nobody wants to talk about that crazy bird. 238 00:10:13,851 --> 00:10:15,819 Kirkman isn't news. 239 00:10:15,886 --> 00:10:17,887 News is this year's Hawks finally coming together 240 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:19,622 to give the kurse a run for its money. 241 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,591 I am interested in the how, 242 00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:24,227 the why, and the who making that happen. 243 00:10:24,295 --> 00:10:27,163 Well, it sounds like you are interested in the me. 244 00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:29,299 As a story, yes. 245 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:30,900 Oh. 246 00:10:30,968 --> 00:10:32,369 You're not into boys. 247 00:10:32,436 --> 00:10:33,670 Oh, I like boys just fine. 248 00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:36,206 I prefer men. 249 00:10:40,611 --> 00:10:42,946 I'm gonna get you some ice. 250 00:10:48,419 --> 00:10:49,919 So, tell me, 251 00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:52,689 am I a complete ass? 252 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:55,759 Sometimes we say this that we wish we hadn't. 253 00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,227 I'm saying, like, it was one little compliment 254 00:10:57,294 --> 00:10:58,695 taken completely out of context. 255 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:02,699 T.K., how could that have been taken in context? 256 00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:05,802 I don't ow. 257 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,937 A'ight... 258 00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:10,640 The fact of the matter is, she gave me the heisman. 259 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:11,674 Why? 260 00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:13,009 What do you mean? 261 00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:14,744 She negged me. 262 00:11:14,812 --> 00:11:17,213 Nobody negs me. 263 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:20,350 In a club setting, maybe, 264 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,919 but in a professional environment... 265 00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:24,687 Yeah. 266 00:11:24,755 --> 00:11:26,689 I blew up the girl's spot, like, twice. 267 00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:28,391 Yep. 268 00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:30,326 I mean, it's not even like that. 269 00:11:30,394 --> 00:11:31,628 'Cause I actually dig the fact 270 00:11:31,695 --> 00:11:33,163 that she's a celebrity in her own right, you know. 271 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,664 She's won awards and crap, it's cool. 272 00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:37,901 Yeah, but she hasn't won awards for her derrière. 273 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,937 No. But she should have. 274 00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,377 I got an interesting letter 275 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,412 from the Democratic Republic of the Congo today. 276 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,847 That's funny. 277 00:11:50,915 --> 00:11:53,850 I got an interesting letter from my kid's cellphone carrier. 278 00:11:53,918 --> 00:11:55,285 You go first. 279 00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:56,619 Well, apparently, 280 00:11:56,687 --> 00:11:58,655 the government has made some cultural improvements, 281 00:11:58,722 --> 00:12:00,623 and they're inviting academics and journalists 282 00:12:00,691 --> 00:12:01,958 to witness the transformation. 283 00:12:02,026 --> 00:12:03,193 What does that mean for you? 284 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,461 It means... 285 00:12:04,528 --> 00:12:08,631 A month-long, all-expenses-paid. 286 00:12:08,699 --> 00:12:10,767 And I was thinking, 287 00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:14,838 should our Saturday-night getaway go well... 288 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,639 You said you wanted to travel. 289 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:19,275 Oh. 290 00:12:20,845 --> 00:12:22,979 No! 291 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:25,115 Okay. I get it. It's too soon. 292 00:12:25,182 --> 00:12:26,716 No. No, no, no. 293 00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:29,686 No, I'm not "no"ing the tr. I'm "no"ing the guy over there. 294 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,387 That's my colleague. 295 00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:32,722 Is he a stalker? 296 00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:34,724 No, no. He's just a...Nico. 297 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,761 Oh. Okay. So this is happening. 298 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,096 Hey, you. 299 00:12:40,164 --> 00:12:41,231 Hi. 300 00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:44,067 Nico, uh, this is J.D. Aldridge. 301 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,402 J.D. Aldridge, this is Nico. 302 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:48,138 Pleasure. 303 00:12:48,205 --> 00:12:50,440 What brings you here, Nico? 304 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,709 This is my Tuesday-night restaurant. 305 00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:53,910 Is it, now? Mm-hmm. 306 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:55,011 Huh. 307 00:12:55,079 --> 00:12:57,080 Nice to see you, Mr. Careles. 308 00:12:57,148 --> 00:12:58,047 Join us for a drink? 309 00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:03,453 Okay, so... 310 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,455 Uh, do you happen to be the J.D. Aldridge 311 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,190 behind the book "The Ape Apprentice"? 312 00:13:07,258 --> 00:13:08,224 Wow. 313 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:09,459 Yeah. Guilty. 314 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,695 I think that one may have sold five copies. 315 00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:15,532 Hmm. Interspecies comparative behavioral studies. 316 00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:17,767 I mean, great -- really great stuff. 317 00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:19,736 I've never heard you make mention 318 00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:22,338 of your fascination with interspecies studies before. 319 00:13:22,406 --> 00:13:25,175 Or any interests at all, really. 320 00:13:25,242 --> 00:13:27,977 Well, I see a lot of animal behavior in my line of work. 321 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,512 Animals provide important insight 322 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,914 into what it means to be human. 323 00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,382 Couldn't agree more. 324 00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:33,783 Hmm. 325 00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:36,486 Tell me. What do you agree with there? 326 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:39,522 Well, I mean, let's take birds, for example. 327 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:42,125 Some are part of flocks. Some pair off for life. 328 00:13:42,193 --> 00:13:44,093 Some fly solo. 329 00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:46,629 You know, it wasn't until I studied male jaguars 330 00:13:46,697 --> 00:13:48,765 that I understood why my marriage ended. 331 00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,568 My marriage ended 332 00:13:51,635 --> 00:13:53,403 because of a jackass, not a jaguar. 333 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,871 Mine too. 334 00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,640 Got to go. Thanks for the coffee. 335 00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,676 - Dr. Santino. - Mm-hmm. 336 00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,177 Dr. Aldridge. 337 00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:02,312 Good night. 338 00:14:05,649 --> 00:14:07,483 That man has never mentioned 339 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,018 that he was married before, ever. 340 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:10,653 He does security for the Hawks. 341 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:13,423 Do I need to hire a freshman to start my car for me now? 342 00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:15,024 No, no. 343 00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:17,527 You just have to be really, really nice to me, 344 00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:18,895 and then you'll be safe. 345 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,163 All right, that I can do. 346 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,705 Oh, God. 347 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:30,206 Okay. 348 00:14:30,274 --> 00:14:32,575 Ray Jay, uh, since when do you read the Wall Street Journal? 349 00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,644 I prefer the tactile experience of print 350 00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:36,145 to reading the paper online. 351 00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:37,480 Well, I'm just happy 352 00:14:37,548 --> 00:14:39,482 that you're having any reading experience at all. 353 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:40,717 It's Dominican. 354 00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:43,086 I like a little extra boost. Don't you? 355 00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,688 Oh, and we also cleaned our rooms, did the laundry, 356 00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:47,357 and if we had a dog, we would have fed him. 357 00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:48,358 Mm-hmm. 358 00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:49,926 Hmm. 359 00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:52,362 Valiant effort. 360 00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:54,297 But you're still not staying home alone. 361 00:14:54,365 --> 00:14:55,431 This is so unfair. 362 00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:57,000 If you want us to be responsible, 363 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,501 you have to give us a chance. 364 00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:00,069 Push the birds out of the nest. 365 00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,271 Otherwise, we're gonna end up 366 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,473 like those little birds on the sidewalk, 367 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:07,277 the one whos mother never lets them do anything on their own. 368 00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:09,012 And the second they get the chance to fly... 369 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:10,146 Splat. 370 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:12,749 Mm. 371 00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:15,618 I got to tell you, I'm kind of terrified. 372 00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:18,154 Oh remember what I said about fear? 373 00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:19,889 False evidence appearing real? 374 00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:21,791 That's what we're doing here now. 375 00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:24,761 We're gonna find out what's real and what's not. 376 00:15:24,828 --> 00:15:26,362 You're doing really well already. 377 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:30,767 And I think that you should take off your hat. 378 00:15:39,877 --> 00:15:42,645 How 'bout you take off your sunglasses? 379 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:50,219 Huh? Nobody hates Phil Kirkman. 380 00:15:51,822 --> 00:15:52,722 Yeah. 381 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,727 These people do. 382 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:00,630 Who cares what they think? 383 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,065 Kirkman? 384 00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:03,599 Phil Kirkman. 385 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,168 Yes? 386 00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,102 You suck. 387 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,603 Hey! 388 00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:09,238 You should have jumped off that building, Kirkman. 389 00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:10,707 All right. I'm sure you got better things to do 390 00:16:10,774 --> 00:16:12,909 than get arrested for assault. 391 00:16:12,976 --> 00:16:14,577 So why don't you just keep on walking, okay? 392 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:17,246 You gonna ruin our chances of going to the playoffs again? 393 00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:18,614 Go back to your nest, Kirkman. 394 00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:20,083 New York never wants to see your face again. 395 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,851 You go back to your nest! 396 00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:25,421 Oh, no, no! No, Phil! 397 00:16:28,991 --> 00:16:30,746 No way I'm letting you-know-who 398 00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:32,970 come within 500 yards of Marcus Alvarez, 399 00:16:33,038 --> 00:16:34,439 let alone this facility. 400 00:16:34,506 --> 00:16:36,574 All he wants to is apologize. 401 00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:37,942 What's the harm in that? 402 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,544 I don't want to risk finding out. 403 00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:42,814 All I want is for you-know-who to go away, far away. 404 00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:44,115 He's bad mojo. 405 00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:46,308 You guys, curses aren't real! 406 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,835 Red Sox, right? They won the World Series. 407 00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:49,902 Yeah. 408 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,371 Only took 'em 86 years. 409 00:16:51,438 --> 00:16:53,673 Chicago Cubs haven't won a championship in over 100 years 410 00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:54,974 because of their curse. 411 00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:56,376 Everything we do 412 00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:59,345 is being second- and triple-guessed by the press. 413 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,214 I know that the stakes are high. 414 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,016 The guy's a loon! 415 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,484 I don't want him anywhere near this team! 416 00:17:04,551 --> 00:17:06,085 Well, any more loony 417 00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:08,421 than two grown men believing in curses? 418 00:17:08,489 --> 00:17:10,556 Why can't you take "No" for an answer? 419 00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:13,393 Because "No" isn't gonna help you-know-who. 420 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,029 All right? And it's not gonna help your team win, either. 421 00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:18,531 He just wants some forgiveness. What's so wrong with that? 422 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,701 Easy for you to say, Dr. Dani. 423 00:17:21,769 --> 00:17:23,369 I know it's a l to ask, 424 00:17:23,437 --> 00:17:25,171 but could you please just work on coach a tiny, tiny bit? 425 00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:26,672 You-know-who needs a win 426 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,875 just as much as the Hawks do right now. 427 00:17:28,942 --> 00:17:31,778 You're just still not getting it. 428 00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:35,415 Before every single game I ever played in. 429 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:36,883 That started in sixth grade. 430 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:38,818 Athletes are superstitious. 431 00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:41,921 I'll give it a shot, but don't hold your breath. 432 00:17:41,989 --> 00:17:45,158 I appreciate it. Thank you. 433 00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:47,560 Oh, by the way, 434 00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:51,831 I hear that you have been chitty-chattin' with Nico 435 00:17:51,899 --> 00:17:53,866 about my dating life. 436 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,201 I may -- 437 00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:57,036 maybe I mentioned something. Why? 438 00:17:57,104 --> 00:17:58,704 Because he showed up 439 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:01,507 where I was having dinner last night. 440 00:18:01,575 --> 00:18:03,209 Coincidence? I think not. 441 00:18:03,277 --> 00:18:08,181 Did you know that Nico was married? 442 00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:09,482 Huh. He never mentioned that 443 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,184 in all of our long, deep talks together. 444 00:18:12,419 --> 00:18:14,053 Wow. 445 00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:15,188 W. Drinks with Nico. 446 00:18:15,255 --> 00:18:16,956 Sounds like a party. 447 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:18,224 Oh, yes. It was a blast. 448 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,759 You should -- 449 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,661 you and Laura should invite him to your next party. 450 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:24,530 Well, that presumes that Laura and I are still together, 451 00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:25,631 which we're not. 452 00:18:25,699 --> 00:18:28,468 Oh, I didn't know that. 453 00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:30,736 Gave it a second chance. Didn't work out. 454 00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,638 Sometimes that's what it takes 455 00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:35,241 to find out that you were right the first time. 456 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,945 I have been thinking. 457 00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:41,347 I'm gonna give you guys a second chance. 458 00:18:41,415 --> 00:18:42,882 Meaning? 459 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,951 Meaning I'm gonna let you be responsible 460 00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:47,120 and no babysitter on Saturday night. 461 00:18:47,187 --> 00:18:48,788 - Awesome. - Yes! 462 00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,456 - You will not regret this. - You are right. 463 00:18:50,524 --> 00:18:52,692 'Cause if I do, you're really gonna regret it. 464 00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:53,893 This is your one shot. 465 00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:57,430 You screw it up, and... 466 00:18:57,498 --> 00:18:58,364 splat. 467 00:18:58,432 --> 00:18:59,332 You hear me? Yeah. 468 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,766 - Got it? - Yeah. 469 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:01,834 Love you. 470 00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,769 Love you. 471 00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,147 Hey. 472 00:19:14,214 --> 00:19:16,115 Vivica, hey. Wait up. Wait up. 473 00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,617 Wait up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 474 00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:19,285 I just... 475 00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:21,721 want to press reset on us. 476 00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,457 Not "us," but... 477 00:19:24,525 --> 00:19:26,325 I'm Terrence King, and I'm sorry. 478 00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:28,194 Are you running for office? 479 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,897 I just want to talk. 480 00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:32,431 About what? 481 00:19:32,499 --> 00:19:34,600 Honestly, um, how you got that Anton Washington 482 00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:36,369 to tell you about every single athlete 483 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,437 that he gave performance-enhancing drugs to. 484 00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:40,139 Anybody who can crack that story 485 00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:42,542 should be leading this conversation, not moi. 486 00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:44,310 Did you do a little reading? 487 00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:46,179 A lot of reading. For me. 488 00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:48,014 Yeah, well, lucky I'm not a novelist, huh? 489 00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:49,148 Yeah. 490 00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:52,151 Listen, so, I'll sit down. We can talk. 491 00:19:52,219 --> 00:19:53,953 I'll give you an exclusive 492 00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:57,156 with the elusive and incredibly well-behaved Terrence King. 493 00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,932 But we do this on my terms, off-campus. 494 00:20:14,274 --> 00:20:17,176 This place was like the post office for me, you know? 495 00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:19,245 Never knew what to expect at home, 496 00:20:19,313 --> 00:20:22,882 but out here, come rain, sleet, or snow, 497 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,784 me and my boys would be playing ball 498 00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:26,419 till the sun came down, right? 499 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:29,622 And I'd be, like, Jerry Rice, Kojo Liberty, Cris Carter, 500 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,390 all in one game sometimes. 501 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,092 I can still rock Kojo's T.D. celebration, too. 502 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,560 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 503 00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:35,795 All right. 504 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,196 Then he'd spike it. You know what I mean? 505 00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:38,831 He was horrible. That was good. 506 00:20:38,899 --> 00:20:41,567 But, um, you know, I was always pretty good. 507 00:20:41,635 --> 00:20:44,937 And I knew that football got guys like Kojo out the hood, 508 00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:47,473 and I figured it was my only shot. 509 00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:50,109 So, I was relentless. And it worked. 510 00:20:51,778 --> 00:20:54,413 You still talk to those kids you used to play with? 511 00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:56,849 Nah. Most of them got locked up. 512 00:20:56,917 --> 00:21:00,086 I haven't seen a couple of them since their funerals, so... 513 00:21:00,153 --> 00:21:03,122 But there was this this one kid. 514 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,258 He was -- he played center, right? 515 00:21:05,325 --> 00:21:07,159 And he was like this little fat muffin-top dude 516 00:21:07,227 --> 00:21:08,794 just waddling around and everything, 517 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,062 and now he's a doctor. 518 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,597 - No? - Yeah. Crazy. 519 00:21:11,665 --> 00:21:13,332 I thought he'd be having an aneurysm, 520 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,500 not curing them, you know. 521 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:15,768 Yeah. 522 00:21:15,836 --> 00:21:19,038 Well, how'd you end up doing what you do? 523 00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:21,007 I was a tomboy. 524 00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:22,842 But I sucked at sports. 525 00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:25,511 My dad and I would talk Yankees for hours. 526 00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:26,912 - Yankees fan. - Mm-hmm. 527 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,547 Grew up in the Bronx, huh? 528 00:21:28,615 --> 00:21:30,349 Manhattan. Central Park West. 529 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,651 Ay! 530 00:21:31,718 --> 00:21:35,388 Dad's a vascular surgeon. Mom's an epidemiologist. 531 00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:38,057 They encouraged me to, uh, write about what I loved. 532 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,725 So we're both relentless people. 533 00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:42,061 That sounds terrible. 534 00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:44,563 Words are your department. I just Tweet. 535 00:21:44,631 --> 00:21:45,998 Hey, you're Terrence King, right? 536 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,633 Everyone, look. It's T.K. 537 00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:51,070 I'm just playing. I'm just playing. 538 00:21:51,138 --> 00:21:52,672 I'm just -- 539 00:21:52,739 --> 00:21:54,507 What's up, little man? How you doing? 540 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:55,675 - You good? - Doing good. 541 00:21:55,742 --> 00:21:57,677 What's going on? Stay in school. 542 00:21:57,744 --> 00:21:59,278 I know you about to drop out. It's horrible. You got a pen? 543 00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:00,446 Yeah, I got one right here. 544 00:22:01,448 --> 00:22:04,250 All I'm asking is that you talk to Kirkman. 545 00:22:04,318 --> 00:22:06,218 Man, no way! No how. 546 00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:07,787 I'm not sitting down with that dude. 547 00:22:07,854 --> 00:22:09,155 I'm not even saying his name. 548 00:22:09,222 --> 00:22:10,923 Marcus, can you imagine 549 00:22:10,991 --> 00:22:12,758 how this has ruined the man's life? 550 00:22:14,227 --> 00:22:16,762 If there's any way that you can forgive him, 551 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:19,699 I just think that the team and maybe even the city 552 00:22:19,766 --> 00:22:22,134 can finally move forward from this curse. 553 00:22:22,202 --> 00:22:23,336 No offense, 554 00:22:23,403 --> 00:22:28,107 but for a shrink, you're crazy. 555 00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:29,108 Uhh. 556 00:22:29,176 --> 00:22:30,643 Oh, God. 557 00:22:30,711 --> 00:22:32,078 What is it gonna take for this team 558 00:22:32,145 --> 00:22:33,713 to finally stop being afraid of Phil Kirkman? 559 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:34,947 Dani! 560 00:22:35,015 --> 00:22:37,316 Aah! My leg! Ohh! 561 00:22:37,384 --> 00:22:40,653 Aah! Aah! 562 00:22:42,255 --> 00:22:44,156 Oopsie. 563 00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:48,872 Little worried about Alvarez's ankle, 564 00:22:48,873 --> 00:22:50,974 but he'll be able to go on Sunday. 565 00:22:51,841 --> 00:22:53,575 Dani keeps mentioning this guy's name, 566 00:22:53,642 --> 00:22:55,009 she's gonna cause a sinkhole. 567 00:22:55,077 --> 00:22:57,312 How many women my age do you know 568 00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,814 that actually remember Kojo Liberty? 569 00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:01,349 And now we're talking about what? 570 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,218 Vivica Stevens. 571 00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:05,487 And there's this crazy series that she wrote 572 00:23:05,554 --> 00:23:07,322 on this underdog olympic biathlete 573 00:23:07,389 --> 00:23:09,290 shooting and skiing at the same time. 574 00:23:09,358 --> 00:23:10,925 That's whiter than squash, 575 00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:12,761 but the way she wrote it was just crazy. 576 00:23:12,828 --> 00:23:14,129 Whoa. 577 00:23:14,196 --> 00:23:15,797 I have seen this look before. 578 00:23:15,865 --> 00:23:16,898 What look? 579 00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:19,033 T., listen to me. 580 00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:20,568 This woman is not your friend. 581 00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:22,036 What you talking about? 582 00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:23,438 I just patched it up like you said. 583 00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:24,539 It's all good. 584 00:23:24,607 --> 00:23:27,642 She is a reporter. 585 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,477 She does not have a crush on you. 586 00:23:29,545 --> 00:23:32,380 She's not your girlfriend. She is doing a story on you. 587 00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,315 She has been talking to everyone here. 588 00:23:34,383 --> 00:23:35,784 What about? 589 00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:37,552 Your D.U.I.a, your house arrest, 590 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:40,221 pretty much every negative headline you've ever produced. 591 00:23:41,457 --> 00:23:42,991 You know, that's ancient history. 592 00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:44,592 Dead and buried. 593 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,428 You can't bury anything deep enough 594 00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:49,297 from a reporter like Vivica Stevens. 595 00:24:19,829 --> 00:24:21,863 Hey, coach. Hey. It's Dani. 596 00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:23,998 I need a favor. 597 00:24:29,205 --> 00:24:30,972 Whoa. Whoa. This was not part of our deal, Dr. Dani. 598 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,540 I asked for five minutes. 599 00:24:32,608 --> 00:24:34,242 Not five minutes with him. 600 00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:36,511 Him? His name is Phil Kirkman. 601 00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:38,613 Come on in, guys. 602 00:24:38,681 --> 00:24:42,283 Phil Kirkman. Phil Kirkman. Phil Kirkman. Phil Kirkman. 603 00:24:42,351 --> 00:24:43,251 What's he doing here? 604 00:24:44,486 --> 00:24:45,787 Did anybody's heart stop? 605 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:48,556 Anybody swallow their tongue? 606 00:24:48,624 --> 00:24:51,793 Anyone know what "fear" stands for? 607 00:24:51,861 --> 00:24:53,261 False evidence appearing real. 608 00:24:53,329 --> 00:24:54,863 Exactly. 609 00:24:56,432 --> 00:25:00,869 Now, since the Alvarez-Kirkman incident six years ago, 610 00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:02,737 the Hawks have never been back to the playoffs. 611 00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:04,272 I know you all say that 612 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,608 that is evidence of the Kirkman Kurse. 613 00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:10,378 I say that it's false evidence appearing real. 614 00:25:10,446 --> 00:25:13,114 I spent hours last night reading stats, 615 00:25:13,182 --> 00:25:14,682 watching game after game. 616 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:18,686 I was searching for some kind of evidence of this curse, 617 00:25:18,754 --> 00:25:21,122 and you want to know what I found instead? 618 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:24,192 Anything that happened to the Hawks in the past six years 619 00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:27,996 is all just part of the game, 620 00:25:28,063 --> 00:25:31,566 not part of some curse. 621 00:25:31,634 --> 00:25:33,668 I know that the only way 622 00:25:33,736 --> 00:25:36,504 this alleged curse is gonna come off the team 623 00:25:36,572 --> 00:25:38,506 is if you guys make it back to the playoffs. 624 00:25:38,574 --> 00:25:40,675 I get it. I hear you. I got you. 625 00:25:40,743 --> 00:25:45,179 But there is somebody in this room 626 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:47,682 whose curse we can lift right now. 627 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,485 And that somebody is Phil. 628 00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:54,589 You all have spent the past six years 629 00:25:54,657 --> 00:25:56,557 avoiding Phil Kirkman like the plague, 630 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,527 driving the man to live in a basement 631 00:25:59,595 --> 00:26:03,464 in fear of a city that hates him. 632 00:26:03,532 --> 00:26:05,867 And on top of that, avoiding him for six years 633 00:26:05,935 --> 00:26:12,507 hasn't gotten you back into the playoffs, now, has it? 634 00:26:12,574 --> 00:26:13,708 Shake the man's hand. 635 00:26:13,776 --> 00:26:16,477 Rub his belly, do whatever it is you guys do. 636 00:26:16,545 --> 00:26:19,847 But forgive Phil and lift his curse. 637 00:26:19,915 --> 00:26:22,016 Who knows? 638 00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:24,018 You might reverse yours. 639 00:26:41,303 --> 00:26:42,370 We're all good, man. 640 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:46,341 But if I shatter my tibia or something, 641 00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:47,608 I'm gonna come looking for you. 642 00:26:47,676 --> 00:26:49,577 Thank you. 643 00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:52,046 This means so much to me. Thank you. 644 00:26:52,114 --> 00:26:54,015 Marcus, thank you. 645 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,751 Thank you for letting me come back 646 00:26:56,819 --> 00:26:58,853 and be the Hawk again. 647 00:26:58,921 --> 00:26:59,954 Oh 648 00:27:00,022 --> 00:27:01,556 - Dr. Dani? - It's okay! 649 00:27:01,623 --> 00:27:03,157 You guys, can you just give us a minute? 650 00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:04,993 Yeah. Everybody, let's clear the room. 651 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,327 Clear the room, please. 652 00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:08,329 Thank you. 653 00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:12,033 That's not what we came here to do. 654 00:27:12,101 --> 00:27:14,569 But I have to be the Hawk again. 655 00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:16,571 It's not gonna happen. 656 00:27:16,638 --> 00:27:20,141 But you set a goal for yourself, and look what you did. 657 00:27:20,209 --> 00:27:21,476 You accomplished it. 658 00:27:23,979 --> 00:27:25,713 I did accomplish that goal. 659 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:30,551 That's all good. 660 00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:33,254 Thank you, Dr. Santino. 661 00:27:33,322 --> 00:27:34,389 Mm-hmm. 662 00:27:46,502 --> 00:27:49,437 There's something about his smile 663 00:27:49,505 --> 00:27:52,006 that just didn't match his words. 664 00:27:52,074 --> 00:27:53,975 Well, he was disappointed, you know. 665 00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:55,610 He was putting on a good face. 666 00:27:55,677 --> 00:27:57,045 Mm-hmm. 667 00:27:57,112 --> 00:27:58,913 My students have to hand over their phones 668 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,181 if they use them in class. 669 00:28:00,249 --> 00:28:01,549 I'm so sorry. 670 00:28:01,617 --> 00:28:03,718 The kids are home alone. 671 00:28:03,786 --> 00:28:06,020 I just can't seem to turn it off. 672 00:28:06,088 --> 00:28:08,189 Well, check in with them, 673 00:28:08,257 --> 00:28:10,958 then hand your phone over for the remainder of class. 674 00:28:11,026 --> 00:28:12,393 Nope. I already called twice. 675 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:14,095 Let's just enjoy our night. 676 00:28:17,866 --> 00:28:19,367 It's really not that scary. 677 00:28:19,435 --> 00:28:21,769 Told you. All hype. 678 00:28:23,772 --> 00:28:26,040 Maybe not all hype. 679 00:28:29,578 --> 00:28:32,146 Hello? 680 00:28:32,214 --> 00:28:34,382 Hello? 681 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:36,717 Oh, God! No! 682 00:28:38,487 --> 00:28:40,121 I'll be right back. 683 00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:44,859 Oh. 684 00:28:46,995 --> 00:28:49,230 Ray Jay, there's somebody in the house. 685 00:28:49,298 --> 00:28:51,065 - We need to hide. - Where? 686 00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:52,700 Thanks, T.K. 687 00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:55,436 The playground yesterday, your old house today. 688 00:28:55,504 --> 00:28:58,940 You've really opened up, and I appreciate your candor. 689 00:28:59,007 --> 00:29:00,475 Cool. So you done with me now? 690 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:02,777 - Done with you? - Yeah. 691 00:29:02,845 --> 00:29:05,713 You know, I figure princess got a little trip to the ghetto. 692 00:29:05,781 --> 00:29:08,082 Now she has her story. Figured she'd be moving on. 693 00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:09,450 What's that supposed to mean? 694 00:29:09,518 --> 00:29:10,918 It means that I actually liked talking to you, 695 00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:13,121 and I opened up to you, 696 00:29:13,188 --> 00:29:14,655 but it seems like all you're doing 697 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,491 is trying to find a way to take down Terrence King 698 00:29:16,558 --> 00:29:17,725 for your headlines. 699 00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:19,360 T.K., I'm a reporter. I follow the story. 700 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:20,695 Well, follow this. 701 00:29:20,762 --> 00:29:22,864 That's who I was. It's not who I am. 702 00:29:22,931 --> 00:29:24,265 And I was gonna ask you out, 703 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,466 but now I'm having second thoughts. 704 00:29:25,534 --> 00:29:27,335 T.K., I can't go out with you. 705 00:29:27,402 --> 00:29:30,004 I haven't even filed my story yet. 706 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,873 Has all this been about trying to get a date with me? 707 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:33,508 No. 708 00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:35,376 No, I... 709 00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:38,546 I just thought we had a connection. 710 00:29:40,849 --> 00:29:43,117 How long are we gonna stay in here? This is stupid. 711 00:29:43,185 --> 00:29:44,452 I'm telling you, 712 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,087 there's someone in t house, in the living room. 713 00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:47,355 - Okay, so let me go look. - No, no! 714 00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:48,689 You're not gonna leave me in the pantry 715 00:29:48,757 --> 00:29:49,824 with some crazed killer. 716 00:29:49,892 --> 00:29:51,459 Linds -- I'm calling the police. 717 00:29:51,527 --> 00:29:53,561 No. No, don't do that, 'cause mom will never trust us. 718 00:29:53,629 --> 00:29:54,962 - Grounded is better than dead. - Stop. Give me -- 719 00:29:55,030 --> 00:29:56,330 Dad, grandma... 720 00:29:56,398 --> 00:29:57,999 Oh, T.K.! Give me the -- 721 00:30:02,237 --> 00:30:04,172 Aw, man. 722 00:30:04,239 --> 00:30:05,173 Everything okay? 723 00:30:07,009 --> 00:30:09,377 Yo, you can't just be calling me whenever you want, dude. 724 00:30:09,444 --> 00:30:10,945 Jaybird? 725 00:30:11,013 --> 00:30:13,514 It's my therapist's kid. He 726 00:30:13,582 --> 00:30:15,183 Ray Jay, I don't want to die. 727 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,384 Just be quiet. 728 00:30:16,451 --> 00:30:17,451 The burglar isn't here to rob the pantry. 729 00:30:18,453 --> 00:30:19,887 What was that? 730 00:30:22,591 --> 00:30:24,492 Come on, Doc. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. 731 00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:31,132 Oh. 732 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,833 ♪ I'm begging you, baby ♪ 733 00:30:32,901 --> 00:30:35,169 ♪ I'm not scamming you, yeah ♪ 734 00:30:35,237 --> 00:30:36,304 Oh. 735 00:30:36,371 --> 00:30:37,772 Kids okay? 736 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,374 Yeah. No. My kids are fine. 737 00:30:42,411 --> 00:30:43,544 Mm. 738 00:30:52,187 --> 00:30:54,622 Hey, yo! Mini Santinos? 739 00:30:56,725 --> 00:30:58,593 You can come out now. 740 00:31:00,195 --> 00:31:01,495 Well, I'm glad you guys 741 00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:03,764 stocked up on enough pretzels and raw rigatonis 742 00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:05,166 to survive a nuclear winter, 743 00:31:05,234 --> 00:31:06,434 but I'm here. 744 00:31:06,501 --> 00:31:07,902 It's all good. Come on. 745 00:31:07,970 --> 00:31:09,837 You brought your girl to a robbery? 746 00:31:09,905 --> 00:31:13,341 She's not my -- she's my journalist. 747 00:31:13,408 --> 00:31:14,575 Well, not mine. I mean -- 748 00:31:14,643 --> 00:31:16,310 why don't you just mind your own business, dude? 749 00:31:16,378 --> 00:31:17,745 Jaybird. Lindsay. 750 00:31:17,813 --> 00:31:19,614 Hey, guys. I'm Vivica. 751 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:21,549 But the real story is how much trouble 752 00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:23,517 you two just got me in. - What kind of trouble? 753 00:31:23,585 --> 00:31:24,885 Dr. D. Doesn't want me checking in with the chicklets 754 00:31:24,953 --> 00:31:26,354 under any circumstance 755 00:31:26,421 --> 00:31:28,889 and what I'm trying to do is the right thing this time, so... 756 00:31:28,891 --> 00:31:30,024 If we were murdered chicklets, 757 00:31:30,092 --> 00:31:31,425 I doubt she'd care about any of this. 758 00:31:31,493 --> 00:31:33,361 Ain't nobody even in th house, dude! 759 00:31:33,428 --> 00:31:35,062 Except me, and I shouldn't be here. 760 00:31:35,130 --> 00:31:36,163 Let's fly. 761 00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:39,133 Go, go, go, go! 762 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:40,668 - No, you stay. - What? 763 00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:42,737 Why I got to be the brave one? 764 00:31:47,876 --> 00:31:50,845 Wha! 765 00:31:50,912 --> 00:31:54,181 I'm lethal with this thing. 766 00:31:54,249 --> 00:31:55,683 T.K.'s gonna be fine, right? 767 00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:58,352 Uh... 768 00:31:59,955 --> 00:32:01,255 Oh, my God! I'm worm's meat! 769 00:32:03,258 --> 00:32:04,692 Oh, my God. 770 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,894 Ohh. 771 00:32:06,962 --> 00:32:08,129 T.K., are you all right? 772 00:32:08,196 --> 00:32:09,930 He stabbed me... 773 00:32:09,998 --> 00:32:11,332 with his beak. 774 00:32:13,302 --> 00:32:14,802 Looks like you guys got robbed by tweety bird. 775 00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:17,905 I saw your handiwork on the hood of my ride. 776 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:23,044 Oh! 777 00:32:23,111 --> 00:32:24,679 No. 778 00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,881 Do you need to get that? 779 00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:31,018 My needs and my wants are not aligning right now! 780 00:32:31,086 --> 00:32:32,787 It Matt. 781 00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:36,290 He never calls me. 782 00:32:38,427 --> 00:32:40,561 Hey. Matt, is everything okay? 783 00:32:40,629 --> 00:32:41,862 Uh, no. 784 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:44,332 Phil Kirkman is stalking Marcus Alvarez. 785 00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:45,866 What do you mean, "stalking"? 786 00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:47,335 Marcus is here with me now. 787 00:32:47,402 --> 00:32:49,036 Kirkman showed up at his he this evening 788 00:32:49,104 --> 00:32:50,471 and wouldn't leave. 789 00:32:50,539 --> 00:32:53,641 Okay, so, what did Phil say to you, Marcus? 790 00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:55,376 I kept telling him we're cool, 791 00:32:55,444 --> 00:32:57,411 but he just kept harping on the same thing -- 792 00:32:57,479 --> 00:33:00,815 why can't he be the Hawk again? 793 00:33:00,882 --> 00:33:02,983 He just didn't get it. Anyway... 794 00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:04,452 he left me this box of junk -- 795 00:33:04,519 --> 00:33:05,886 mostly action figures, 796 00:33:05,954 --> 00:33:07,421 an old signed football. 797 00:33:07,489 --> 00:33:10,024 Ooh. Uh, his action figures? 798 00:33:10,092 --> 00:33:12,727 What did Phil say exactly? 799 00:33:12,794 --> 00:33:14,495 He said he wouldn't need them anymore. 800 00:33:14,563 --> 00:33:16,764 All right... 801 00:33:16,832 --> 00:33:19,567 Uh, you got to call Nico. Tell him that I need backup. 802 00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:20,634 Okay? 803 00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:22,370 All right. 804 00:33:22,437 --> 00:33:23,571 Sit tight, bro. 805 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,540 Backup? 806 00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:31,812 I think Kirkman's gonna kill himself. 807 00:33:36,259 --> 00:33:37,295 Where are you? 808 00:33:37,296 --> 00:33:39,430 Nico, I'm pulling in the garage right now. 809 00:33:39,498 --> 00:33:40,865 Okay. I think you better hurry. 810 00:33:46,138 --> 00:33:48,573 I tried to talk him down. It didn't work. 811 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,143 But I convinced him to let me call you. 812 00:34:01,687 --> 00:34:03,087 Hey, Phil. 813 00:34:03,155 --> 00:34:05,189 It's me. I'm right here. 814 00:34:09,228 --> 00:34:11,129 Hey... 815 00:34:11,196 --> 00:34:13,798 your father and... 816 00:34:13,866 --> 00:34:17,468 the team and the whole city 817 00:34:17,536 --> 00:34:20,972 has been looking for you all night. 818 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:24,609 No one knows what it's like to be me. 819 00:34:24,676 --> 00:34:26,778 To be... 820 00:34:26,845 --> 00:34:30,248 All alone your whole life in a city that hates you. 821 00:34:30,315 --> 00:34:32,617 I know. 822 00:34:32,684 --> 00:34:34,786 And you didn't feel alone when you were the Hawk. 823 00:34:34,853 --> 00:34:37,822 Six years I held out hope 824 00:34:37,890 --> 00:34:39,857 that they'd realize they needed me... 825 00:34:39,925 --> 00:34:42,026 and they'd want me back. 826 00:34:42,094 --> 00:34:44,128 Now that's not gonna happen. 827 00:34:45,764 --> 00:34:49,066 If I'm not the Hawk, I'm nothing. 828 00:34:52,004 --> 00:34:54,038 I have no reason to live. 829 00:34:54,106 --> 00:34:56,741 Phil, I know that you feel lonely, 830 00:34:56,809 --> 00:35:01,112 but I promise you... 831 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:04,182 that you are not alone. 832 00:35:04,249 --> 00:35:05,683 There are other people 833 00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:08,286 that feel the exact same way that you do. 834 00:35:08,353 --> 00:35:10,455 There are a lot of other people. 835 00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:15,226 They're people that have difficulty recognizing 836 00:35:15,294 --> 00:35:18,729 how important they really are. 837 00:35:18,797 --> 00:35:23,134 They have a hard time recognizing social cues, 838 00:35:23,202 --> 00:35:28,239 and they often show repetitive patterns in behavior. 839 00:35:28,307 --> 00:35:30,475 Does that sound familiar to you at all? 840 00:35:32,911 --> 00:35:35,213 Why don't you come sit down with me? 841 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,280 We can talk about it. 842 00:35:44,289 --> 00:35:48,159 Phil, I think that you have 843 00:35:48,227 --> 00:35:51,562 an undiagnosed case of Asperger's syndrome. 844 00:35:52,965 --> 00:35:54,799 People with Asperger's, 845 00:35:54,867 --> 00:36:00,037 they frequently have trouble maintaining relationships 846 00:36:00,105 --> 00:36:03,074 or interacting with others. 847 00:36:03,141 --> 00:36:05,843 I'm born this way? 848 00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:07,578 I am cursed. 849 00:36:07,646 --> 00:36:09,347 Mozart did pretty well with it. 850 00:36:09,414 --> 00:36:11,516 Albert Einstein. 851 00:36:11,518 --> 00:36:14,619 Marie Curie, Thomas Jefferson. 852 00:36:14,686 --> 00:36:16,721 These are all people 853 00:36:16,788 --> 00:36:21,125 who are thought to have some degree of Asperger's. 854 00:36:21,193 --> 00:36:23,127 The point being, Phil... 855 00:36:24,696 --> 00:36:26,364 ...you are not alone. 856 00:36:29,301 --> 00:36:31,903 Won't you please let me help you? 857 00:36:41,513 --> 00:36:42,980 Wow. 858 00:36:43,048 --> 00:36:46,217 She's an impact player. 859 00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:47,318 Yeah. 860 00:36:54,364 --> 00:36:56,015 It was a butt dial, I swear. 861 00:36:56,995 --> 00:36:59,030 We were trying to be grownups about it. 862 00:36:59,097 --> 00:37:01,265 Grownups call the police. 863 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,767 Yeah, but if we called the police, 864 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:04,235 then the neighbors call you, 865 00:37:04,303 --> 00:37:07,004 and you can't trust us or leave us home alone again. 866 00:37:07,072 --> 00:37:08,906 Really? That's your logic? 867 00:37:08,974 --> 00:37:11,542 Well, you know, our prefrontal cortexes are not fully formed yet, 868 00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:13,611 so that's why we sometimes make stupid decisions. 869 00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:15,780 Yeah. You can't hold our biology against us. 870 00:37:15,847 --> 00:37:17,748 - Oh. - Look, Dr. D... 871 00:37:17,816 --> 00:37:20,117 I know you're not cool with me kicking it with the chicklets, 872 00:37:20,185 --> 00:37:21,686 and normally I'm cool with that, too, 873 00:37:21,753 --> 00:37:23,621 but I thought they were about to be some chewed-up chicklets, 874 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:25,489 so I did what I had to do. 875 00:37:25,557 --> 00:37:27,458 I couldn't get you on the phone. 876 00:37:29,261 --> 00:37:32,063 Luckily, your robber was a pigeon, 877 00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:33,764 and nobody got hurt. 878 00:37:33,832 --> 00:37:35,199 But I need to know 879 00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:37,835 that you guys are gonna make more responsible choices, 880 00:37:37,903 --> 00:37:39,704 you know, if you find yourself 881 00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:42,974 in a dangerous situation again, okay? 882 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:44,575 Okay. Okay. 883 00:37:44,643 --> 00:37:46,877 And as for you... 884 00:37:48,747 --> 00:37:51,816 ...thank you for caring. 885 00:37:51,883 --> 00:37:52,950 It means a lot to me. 886 00:37:53,018 --> 00:37:54,251 It's all good. 887 00:37:54,319 --> 00:37:57,788 It's all good. You got some good kids. 888 00:37:57,856 --> 00:38:00,625 Wimpy, but good. 889 00:38:22,814 --> 00:38:26,017 I'm sorry that dinner was so awkward. 890 00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:31,288 I'm sorry that we never got to have our night at the hotel. 891 00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:33,557 I'm just sorry. 892 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,893 Emergencies happen. 893 00:38:35,961 --> 00:38:39,096 This is my life. 894 00:38:39,164 --> 00:38:41,365 Yeah. 895 00:38:41,433 --> 00:38:43,167 What? 896 00:38:43,235 --> 00:38:44,502 Your life. 897 00:38:46,705 --> 00:38:49,874 And your life. 898 00:38:49,941 --> 00:38:52,543 They don't overlap very well, do they? 899 00:38:52,611 --> 00:38:53,577 Mnh-mnh. 900 00:38:53,645 --> 00:38:55,946 It's not just the Congo. 901 00:38:56,014 --> 00:38:58,949 I'm gonna go to Amsterdam early next year. 902 00:38:59,017 --> 00:39:00,785 I wish you could join me. 903 00:39:02,454 --> 00:39:05,423 But I have to stay here for my kids, 904 00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:07,024 for the team. 905 00:39:07,092 --> 00:39:10,661 For random people who need rescuing from rooftops. 906 00:39:10,729 --> 00:39:15,199 You have this life where you can just pick up and go, 907 00:39:15,267 --> 00:39:17,601 and I have this life where I -- 908 00:39:17,669 --> 00:39:20,171 Where you're needed right where you are. 909 00:39:20,238 --> 00:39:22,840 Mm-h. 910 00:39:25,043 --> 00:39:28,379 Professor Aldridge... 911 00:39:28,447 --> 00:39:30,381 Yeah? 912 00:39:30,449 --> 00:39:32,316 ...those trips sound so amazing. 913 00:39:32,341 --> 00:39:33,541 Aw, you'll make it... 914 00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:35,516 you will. 915 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,188 It's just now's not the time. 916 00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:40,591 So, then... 917 00:39:40,659 --> 00:39:43,828 this... 918 00:39:43,895 --> 00:39:45,329 Then what is this? 919 00:39:45,397 --> 00:39:47,798 This is... 920 00:39:47,866 --> 00:39:50,234 just what happens sometimes. 921 00:40:05,951 --> 00:40:08,052 See you, Santino. 922 00:40:22,835 --> 00:40:25,504 So, is, uh, Kirkman okay? 923 00:40:25,571 --> 00:40:27,391 Mm-hmm. He's gonna continue seeing me, 924 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:30,494 and I already found him a social-skills group 925 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:31,692 for people with Asperger's. 926 00:40:31,693 --> 00:40:34,121 So, he's gonna start a whole new life. 927 00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,119 So you're gonna -- 928 00:40:36,187 --> 00:40:38,121 you're gonna help him find his flock. 929 00:40:38,189 --> 00:40:39,756 Ha. 930 00:40:39,824 --> 00:40:41,491 Speak. 931 00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:46,496 It's just that it took me weeks to get Pittsburgh out of you, 932 00:40:46,564 --> 00:40:48,732 and you're with J.D. for 30 seconds, 933 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,001 and you tell him that you were married. 934 00:40:51,069 --> 00:40:52,302 I don't get it. 935 00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:54,604 Well, if you had asked me, I would have told you. 936 00:40:55,907 --> 00:40:59,042 I never lie. Ever. 937 00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:01,011 I thought you knew that about me. 938 00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:03,480 Okay. 939 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:07,184 So, then, why did you get divorced? 940 00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:13,690 Because some birds fly better solo. 941 00:41:21,999 --> 00:41:23,700 The Hawks win! 942 00:41:23,768 --> 00:41:25,569 The Hawks soar into the playoffs! 943 00:41:25,636 --> 00:41:28,004 The Kirkman Kurse is finally lifted! 944 00:41:38,015 --> 00:41:40,751 Couldn't have written a better end to the story myself. 945 00:41:40,818 --> 00:41:42,085 Actually, how'd that turn out for you? 946 00:41:42,153 --> 00:41:44,821 You're gonna have to do a little more reading, 947 00:41:44,889 --> 00:41:46,523 but, uh, the story's filed, 948 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:47,724 in case you want to have dinner sometime. 949 00:41:49,093 --> 00:41:51,661 Tomorrow night works for me. Is that good for you? 950 00:41:51,729 --> 00:41:53,563 'Cause if not, there's always the next day 951 00:41:53,631 --> 00:41:55,399 or the day after that, the day after that. 952 00:41:55,466 --> 00:41:56,933 Tomorrow's fine. 953 00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:58,101 - Yeah? - Yeah. 954 00:41:58,169 --> 00:42:00,237 Have fun. 955 00:42:00,304 --> 00:42:01,605 Whoo! 956 00:42:03,741 --> 00:42:04,875 Ha! Whoo! 957 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:07,778 Ha ha ha! Well, the curse is broken. 958 00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:10,414 The team moves forward. And to both of you, I say... 959 00:42:10,481 --> 00:42:13,116 This locker room owes the both of you. 960 00:42:13,184 --> 00:42:15,051 My impact players. 961 00:42:17,088 --> 00:42:18,822 We're goin' to the 'ship! 962 00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:21,024 We're goin' to the 'ship! 963 00:42:21,092 --> 00:42:22,759 We're goin' to the 'ship! 964 00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:24,194 We're goin' to the 'ship! 965 00:42:24,199 --> 00:42:28,199 == sync, corrected by elderman ==