1 00:00:02,111 --> 00:00:05,753 There? That was me... Deb... until the day I died. 2 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:07,916 I thought I'd go straight to heaven, 3 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:09,542 but there was a bit of a mix-up 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,811 and I woke up in someone else's body. 5 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,778 So now I'm Jane, 6 00:00:13,779 --> 00:00:17,431 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant. 7 00:00:17,432 --> 00:00:19,335 I got a new life, a new wardrobe, 8 00:00:19,336 --> 00:00:21,603 and the only people who really know what's going on with me 9 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:24,753 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Fred. 10 00:00:24,754 --> 00:00:27,091 I used to think everything happened for a reason... 11 00:00:27,979 --> 00:00:30,353 and, well, I sure hope I was right. 12 00:00:50,393 --> 00:00:52,092 Hey, good morning, Stace. 13 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:53,437 Nice night? 14 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:56,259 Oh. I had a date with judge Owen. 15 00:00:56,439 --> 00:00:58,285 There was surf and sand 16 00:00:58,286 --> 00:01:02,183 and this little shack with the most amazing shrimp. 17 00:01:02,184 --> 00:01:04,593 And then he taught me how to yank his tiller. 18 00:01:04,594 --> 00:01:05,680 He did what? 19 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,660 It's a sailing term. He's a sailor. 20 00:01:08,877 --> 00:01:10,872 But I'm trying not to get overly excited 21 00:01:10,873 --> 00:01:12,056 until I hear from him again. 22 00:01:12,057 --> 00:01:15,210 Well, the big question now is, will he text, e-mail, or call? 23 00:01:15,211 --> 00:01:16,233 After the first date, 24 00:01:16,234 --> 00:01:18,943 the next 24 to 48 hours are so critical. 25 00:01:18,944 --> 00:01:20,209 Like a snakebite or a perm. 26 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,400 So true. 27 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:22,999 So, how was your night? 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,145 Fine. Good. 29 00:01:25,407 --> 00:01:26,605 Fine and good. 30 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,268 What aren't you telling me? 31 00:01:28,595 --> 00:01:29,983 - Jane, I'm a cheater! - What? 32 00:01:29,984 --> 00:01:31,227 Last night, Brian drove me home 33 00:01:31,228 --> 00:01:34,149 from the "Entertainment weekly" party, and he kissed me. 34 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:38,003 Well, that's not so bad, unless... 35 00:01:38,004 --> 00:01:39,098 - You kissed him back. - I kissed him back. 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,340 - Stacy! - I know. 37 00:01:40,341 --> 00:01:43,566 Well, next obvious question... did you tell Fred? 38 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:44,201 Mnh-mnh. 39 00:01:44,202 --> 00:01:47,618 He was asleep when I got home and when I woke up, he was gone. 40 00:01:48,065 --> 00:01:49,338 Do you have feelings for Brian? 41 00:01:49,339 --> 00:01:53,059 Well, I didn't think so, but after we kissed, I... 42 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,948 I just need a little time to sort this out. 43 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,280 Well, sort fast. You owe it to Fred. 44 00:02:08,371 --> 00:02:09,258 Good morning. 45 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,477 I got a message you wanted to see me. 46 00:02:11,478 --> 00:02:12,603 We need to talk. 47 00:02:12,604 --> 00:02:14,588 Is this about expensing those Katy Perry tickets? 48 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:16,913 Because there's a completely legitimate reason. 49 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:19,004 - I need a buffer. - A buffer? 50 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,732 An old friend is coming in. 51 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:22,094 Oh, and by "Old friend," 52 00:02:22,095 --> 00:02:23,815 I'm guessing you mean "Old flame." 53 00:02:23,816 --> 00:02:25,909 Seeing how you're hiding all the sharp and heavy objects, 54 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,884 I'm guessing it didn't end well. 55 00:02:28,056 --> 00:02:29,712 Elisa and I dated eight years ago. 56 00:02:29,713 --> 00:02:31,065 We didn't share the same values, 57 00:02:31,066 --> 00:02:32,609 so I took her to a nice restaurant 58 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,755 and tried to let her down gently, 59 00:02:33,756 --> 00:02:36,169 at which point she hurled the centerpiece at me. 60 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:36,943 Single stem vase? 61 00:02:36,944 --> 00:02:38,336 - Sterling silver fruit bowl. -Ooh. 62 00:02:38,337 --> 00:02:41,060 Never heard from her again until this morning. 63 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,079 Oh, and in case she holds a grudge, 64 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,599 you need me to be Barbara Walters. 65 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,628 Yes. Wait, what? 66 00:02:46,629 --> 00:02:47,790 On "The view"? 67 00:02:47,954 --> 00:02:50,212 Babs is the buffer between Joy and Elisabeth, 68 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:53,114 and in this scenario, you'd be Elisabeth. 69 00:02:54,162 --> 00:02:55,708 I'm gonna listen for precisely five minutes, 70 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:56,550 then the phone will ring. 71 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,060 That's when I tell her I can't take her case 72 00:02:58,061 --> 00:03:00,407 and you escort her out. 73 00:03:00,907 --> 00:03:02,714 Mm... I don't think so. 74 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:03,730 Please. 75 00:03:04,612 --> 00:03:07,272 I'll owe you one... Babs. 76 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:09,701 Fine. 77 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,768 Might want to hide that paperweight. 78 00:03:11,769 --> 00:03:13,092 Looks kind of heavy. 79 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,269 Kim. 80 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:36,731 Reverend Phillips. 81 00:03:36,807 --> 00:03:37,336 You've been standing out 82 00:03:37,337 --> 00:03:39,679 here a half an hour. It's safe to come in. 83 00:03:39,956 --> 00:03:42,218 I was surprised to get your phone call. 84 00:03:42,314 --> 00:03:43,714 Is this where you preach now? 85 00:03:43,715 --> 00:03:45,990 No, I've given up the pulpit, but I'm an elder here, 86 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:47,795 so this church is in my purview. 87 00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:49,511 Well, it's quaint. 88 00:03:49,512 --> 00:03:51,830 It's a poor church in a poor neighborhood. 89 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:54,856 Oh, is that why you asked me here... for fundraising? 90 00:03:54,857 --> 00:03:55,976 Oh, no, no, no. 91 00:03:55,977 --> 00:03:58,469 Not gonna try to squeeze blood from a stone. 92 00:03:59,503 --> 00:04:01,535 Our pastor is in a bit of trouble, 93 00:04:01,536 --> 00:04:03,154 and I need your help. 94 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:07,701 Ben Logan... meet Kim Kaswell. 95 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:10,102 Oh. Pastor. 96 00:04:10,157 --> 00:04:11,219 Counselor. 97 00:04:13,163 --> 00:04:14,701 So, why am I here? 98 00:04:15,693 --> 00:04:17,150 We received a letter. 99 00:04:18,035 --> 00:04:20,322 It's from OneStop, the discount chain. 100 00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:21,902 Oh. Yeah, I shopped there once. 101 00:04:21,903 --> 00:04:24,377 They had a sale on cotton balls and cantaloupes. 102 00:04:24,378 --> 00:04:26,017 I think they're suing us. 103 00:04:26,018 --> 00:04:27,618 Not yet. It's a civil demand. 104 00:04:27,619 --> 00:04:29,396 Pay up, or they'll sue. 105 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,271 It seems they're holding pastor Logan respons... 106 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,544 Please, call me "Ben." 107 00:04:34,426 --> 00:04:37,903 Uh, Ben responsible for a series of thefts. 108 00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:39,232 Why would they blame you? 109 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:40,687 Because I told our parishioners that, 110 00:04:40,688 --> 00:04:42,511 under the right circumstances, 111 00:04:42,512 --> 00:04:44,486 it's permissible to shoplift from their store. 112 00:04:44,487 --> 00:04:45,633 O-kay. 113 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,190 Uh, well, I'm no biblical scholar, 114 00:04:47,191 --> 00:04:48,821 but what about "Thou shalt not steal?" 115 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,765 Leviticus 23:22... 116 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:52,154 "When you reap the harvest of the land," 117 00:04:52,155 --> 00:04:54,349 "you shall not reap the very corners." 118 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:56,029 "Set them aside for the poor." 119 00:04:56,561 --> 00:04:58,669 So you're saying OneStop 120 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:01,109 is the modern equivalent of a biblical farm, 121 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:02,611 and you're making sure 122 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:04,941 they meet their charitable obligations to the community? 123 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:05,923 That's right. 124 00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:08,779 But I only encourage our parishioners to take the basics. 125 00:05:08,806 --> 00:05:12,161 OneStop is the only place within 10 miles to buy groceries. 126 00:05:12,162 --> 00:05:13,918 They took tax incentives, wiped out local stores, 127 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:15,655 and give nothing back in return. 128 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:17,777 If OneStop isn't willing to help the poor, 129 00:05:17,778 --> 00:05:19,206 then the poor will help themselves. 130 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:22,269 Dad, I'm late for my piano lesson. 131 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:24,424 Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 132 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,771 My daughter, Ann. 133 00:05:25,921 --> 00:05:26,884 Hi. 134 00:05:27,696 --> 00:05:28,799 If you'll excuse me. 135 00:05:29,401 --> 00:05:30,462 Nice to meet you. 136 00:05:31,036 --> 00:05:32,011 You too. 137 00:05:36,057 --> 00:05:36,970 So... 138 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,527 will you help us? 139 00:05:42,669 --> 00:05:44,382 I'm not sure that this is the right... 140 00:05:44,383 --> 00:05:45,881 He's a single dad. 141 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:49,427 He lost his wife in a tragic accident 142 00:05:49,428 --> 00:05:50,737 some years back. 143 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:53,028 And now he's in real trouble. 144 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,285 Wow. I thought guilt was a catholic thing. 145 00:05:56,859 --> 00:05:59,324 We methodists can do all right in that department. 146 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:01,547 Well, I don't condone what he's saying, 147 00:06:01,548 --> 00:06:03,193 but I will set up a meeting with OneStop 148 00:06:03,194 --> 00:06:05,134 and see if I can help work this out. 149 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:07,866 Kim Kaswell, on the side of the angels. 150 00:06:09,191 --> 00:06:10,739 There's a first time for everything. 151 00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:15,429 Thank you for seeing me, Jay. 152 00:06:15,659 --> 00:06:16,718 No problem. 153 00:06:17,716 --> 00:06:21,084 So, Elisa, how can we help you? 154 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,364 My father recently passed away. 155 00:06:24,461 --> 00:06:25,647 Oh, I'm sorry. 156 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:29,056 He was a factory worker at FTH, 157 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:33,121 and about a year ago, he got very, very sick... 158 00:06:33,176 --> 00:06:34,536 congestive heart failure. 159 00:06:34,537 --> 00:06:37,083 And I quit my job to take care of him full time. 160 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:38,891 I'm an RN. 161 00:06:38,909 --> 00:06:40,424 Nursing? That's new. 162 00:06:41,046 --> 00:06:43,120 I was in nursing school when we met. 163 00:06:43,455 --> 00:06:44,430 Right. 164 00:06:44,692 --> 00:06:47,891 So, Elisa, how can we help you? 165 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:51,046 His life-insurance company refuses to pay on his policy. 166 00:06:51,047 --> 00:06:52,571 Did he keep up with his premiums? 167 00:06:52,572 --> 00:06:53,716 On time every month. 168 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,598 Did he conceal any information on his application? 169 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,694 No. My dad was super-honest. 170 00:06:57,695 --> 00:07:00,070 Look, I hate to have to fight for this money, but... 171 00:07:01,778 --> 00:07:02,810 I need it. 172 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:05,305 Excuse me. I'm so sorry. 173 00:07:05,564 --> 00:07:06,563 Yeah? 174 00:07:06,997 --> 00:07:09,466 Oh, no, the Wilson class action. 175 00:07:09,933 --> 00:07:11,533 Hold him for me. Thanks. 176 00:07:12,752 --> 00:07:13,608 Elisa, I so wish that 177 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:15,281 there was something that we could do to help. 178 00:07:15,282 --> 00:07:17,978 This firm just doesn't handle that sort of thing. 179 00:07:18,652 --> 00:07:20,040 I have to take this call. 180 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:23,772 Yeah, put him through. 181 00:07:25,143 --> 00:07:25,817 Uh-huh. 182 00:07:25,818 --> 00:07:28,752 There is no Wilson class action, is there? 183 00:07:28,753 --> 00:07:30,645 Oh, what makes you say that? 184 00:07:30,809 --> 00:07:33,621 Well, I noticed how Parker ex-proofed his office. 185 00:07:33,797 --> 00:07:35,132 I mean, what kind of a lawyer doesn't have 186 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:37,634 a heavy, pretentious paperweight on his desk? 187 00:07:38,321 --> 00:07:39,255 Yeah. 188 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:42,846 Anyway, I assume he told you about our breakup. 189 00:07:42,847 --> 00:07:46,014 Well, he might have mentioned something about different values. 190 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:47,041 Yeah, I valued fidelity, 191 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:49,164 and he valued sleeping with my roommate. 192 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,426 That pig in a suit. 193 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:54,821 I've moved on, though, and I was hoping he had, too. 194 00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:56,535 I didn't know where else to turn. 195 00:07:59,163 --> 00:08:00,696 Um, Elisa... 196 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,146 We're taking your case. 197 00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:05,273 - But Parker said... - Parker owes me one. 198 00:08:05,274 --> 00:08:08,035 And you know what? He owes you one, too. 199 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,910 - You told her we'd take the case?! - It is the right thing to do. 200 00:08:16,911 --> 00:08:18,035 Call her and tell her you made a mistake. 201 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:18,860 Or what? 202 00:08:18,861 --> 00:08:20,889 You're gonna fire me and sleep with my roommate? 203 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:23,533 See? 204 00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:25,303 You're overreacting now because you feel guilty 205 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,189 about how you treated her eight years ago. 206 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:28,101 Thank you, Dr. Phil. 207 00:08:28,102 --> 00:08:29,180 I will do the heavy lifting. 208 00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:31,189 All you have to do is show up and be a jerk. 209 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:32,592 It's what you do best. 210 00:08:32,808 --> 00:08:34,659 Why didn't you just open with that? 211 00:08:41,119 --> 00:08:41,703 Are you busy? 212 00:08:41,704 --> 00:08:43,098 If you're busy, I can... I can come back. 213 00:08:43,099 --> 00:08:44,911 - Yeah, y-you're busy. - No, what's up? 214 00:08:45,477 --> 00:08:47,730 Um, I, uh... 215 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:52,811 I saw Stacy kissing her co-star. 216 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:53,783 On screen? 217 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,078 On our porch. 218 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:58,455 Uh, s-she doesn't know that I know. 219 00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:00,904 Normally, I'd go to Jane with something like this, but... 220 00:09:00,905 --> 00:09:03,043 But she's Stacy's best friend. 221 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,204 What do I do? 222 00:09:04,332 --> 00:09:06,723 Do I do anything, or does it just auto-correct, 223 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:08,682 like when you type "Fondue" into your phone 224 00:09:08,683 --> 00:09:10,528 and it changes it to "Fondling"? 225 00:09:10,529 --> 00:09:11,917 You have to talk to her. 226 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:16,060 How do I start a conversation that might end... 227 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:18,776 us? 228 00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:23,510 It's better than standing in a tux in front of everyone you know, 229 00:09:23,511 --> 00:09:26,010 waiting for the girl you love, who never shows up. 230 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:28,621 You make an excellent point. 231 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:30,451 Yeah. 232 00:09:35,653 --> 00:09:36,618 Hey. 233 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,576 Hey, what's up? 234 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:40,602 I wanted to tell you about a new client... 235 00:09:40,603 --> 00:09:41,855 Elisa Shayne. 236 00:09:43,473 --> 00:09:44,658 She's an ex. 237 00:09:45,332 --> 00:09:47,156 Oh. O-okay. 238 00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:50,437 Um... and I need to know this because? 239 00:09:50,438 --> 00:09:52,816 Because you and I are together again, 240 00:09:52,817 --> 00:09:54,467 and the last time I represented an ex 241 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,235 and didn't tell you everything... 242 00:09:55,236 --> 00:09:56,779 We're not together. 243 00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:58,818 Uh, what was thursday night... 244 00:09:58,819 --> 00:10:00,119 and friday night, and friday night again? 245 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,559 Um, I don't know. It was... fun? 246 00:10:03,759 --> 00:10:04,898 I appreciate the heads-up, 247 00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:07,686 but you're free to do whatever or whomever you want. 248 00:10:07,687 --> 00:10:08,916 What I want is you. 249 00:10:09,311 --> 00:10:11,927 I made us a reservation for tomorrow night at La grande jatte. 250 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:15,333 Oh. Uh, I can't. Rain check? 251 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,019 Um, okay. 252 00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:19,441 I thought you'd said you were free. 253 00:10:19,442 --> 00:10:22,663 Oh, I know. I just, uh... something came up. 254 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:33,222 Could you please pull California Code of Regs, title 10? 255 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:34,786 Teri? 256 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:35,518 Sure thing. 257 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:38,296 Oh, by the way, judge Owen called. 258 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:41,096 He called? What did he say? 259 00:10:41,097 --> 00:10:44,747 He invited you to an important lunch in his chambers. 260 00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:45,951 That is so cute. 261 00:10:45,952 --> 00:10:46,668 It's hot. 262 00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:49,184 The only thing hotter than conjugal-visit sex 263 00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:50,452 is chambers sex. 264 00:10:50,453 --> 00:10:53,054 Why do you think Scalia's still on the supreme court? 265 00:10:53,104 --> 00:10:55,362 Well, I don't know if I agree with your analysis, 266 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:59,545 but I've got a lunch with a judge in his chambers. 267 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,317 Since pastor Logan began these sermons, 268 00:11:05,318 --> 00:11:07,186 shoplifting at OneStop has spiked. 269 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,380 Come on, we both know you can't prove a correlation 270 00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:10,640 between the sermons and the thefts. 271 00:11:10,641 --> 00:11:11,826 We disagree. 272 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:15,662 To quote the pastor, "OneStop defiles the community" 273 00:11:15,663 --> 00:11:17,604 "like the money-lenders in the temple." 274 00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:20,135 "If you must steal to eat, don't steal from your neighbors." 275 00:11:20,136 --> 00:11:22,104 "Take what you need from OneStop." 276 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:25,113 We'd prefer not to sue a man of the cloth 277 00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:26,816 and will withdraw the letter of demand 278 00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:29,309 if he stops telling people to steal from my client. 279 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:32,025 Hold on. I have a counter-offer. 280 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,694 I'll continue to speak my mind, 281 00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:38,558 and OneStop will help us reopen the soup kitchen that closed 282 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,736 when they bankrupted the local stores that contributed. 283 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:46,150 I guess we're done here. 284 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,218 - Oh, Jane! Hey! - Hi! 285 00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:08,327 Welcome. Caipirinha? 286 00:12:08,784 --> 00:12:10,285 Thank you. Sure. 287 00:12:10,611 --> 00:12:12,912 You know, I wasn't expecting so many people. 288 00:12:12,913 --> 00:12:15,404 Yeah, it's my famous "Buffet and board game" lunch. 289 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:17,783 - Ooh! - I started this years ago in private practice. 290 00:12:17,784 --> 00:12:19,354 - It's fun, right? - Oh, yeah. 291 00:12:19,355 --> 00:12:21,430 No, yeah, it's very cool. 292 00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:23,845 Great. It's also very crowded. 293 00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:24,916 Yeah, very much so. 294 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,786 Oh, that's judge Abrams. Excuse me? 295 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,047 - Sure. - Thanks. 296 00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:32,343 So, I've never seen you here before. 297 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,963 - Are you a FOO? - I'm sorry. A what? 298 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:38,395 A FOO... a friend of Owen's. 299 00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:39,967 Yes. 300 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,762 Yes, I'm a total FOO. 301 00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:53,225 You're a little early for service. 302 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:55,997 That's not why I'm here. 303 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,369 So, I take it they're suing? 304 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:03,061 OneStop has convinced the D.A. to file criminal charges 305 00:13:03,062 --> 00:13:04,973 for solicitation of theft. 306 00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:06,534 I see. 307 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,409 Ben, can't you just preach about something else, 308 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:11,072 I mean, just for a few weeks, until this settles down? 309 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,558 Every day, I meet people who feel invisible, 310 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:17,811 people who need help but can't get it. 311 00:13:19,111 --> 00:13:20,752 The fact that I have to recommend shoplifting 312 00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:22,763 is a grim indictment of how we care 313 00:13:22,764 --> 00:13:24,709 for the least fortunate among us. 314 00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:28,606 Now, I appreciate your help, 315 00:13:30,318 --> 00:13:31,887 but I need to finish my sermon. 316 00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:34,182 Okay. 317 00:13:42,642 --> 00:13:45,696 Ms. Shayne, what is that on your father's leg? 318 00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:48,005 - An ankle brace. - And where did he get it? 319 00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:49,953 At an E.R. near Big Sur. 320 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,330 - We were on vacation there a few years ago. - Mm-hmm. 321 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,812 He slipped by the lake. 322 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:54,818 Why is this relevant? 323 00:13:54,819 --> 00:13:57,034 Mr. Shayne's application with practical insurance 324 00:13:57,035 --> 00:13:59,230 required that he list all his hospital visits 325 00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,416 in the preceding five years. 326 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:01,373 He didn't. 327 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,506 And since you're suing my client, 328 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:04,338 I thought I'd point it out. 329 00:14:04,339 --> 00:14:06,690 It wasn't serious. It must've slipped his mind. 330 00:14:06,691 --> 00:14:08,875 As we know, in California, 331 00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:10,402 insurers have a two-year period 332 00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:11,756 in which they can cancel a policy 333 00:14:11,757 --> 00:14:14,586 if they discover that the application is incomplete. 334 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,231 Mr. Shayne's policy was only 18 months old. 335 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,311 The law's intent is to prevent fraud. 336 00:14:19,312 --> 00:14:20,253 This is a sprained ankle, 337 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:21,763 totally unrelated to cause of death. 338 00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:23,248 We've had our doctors review the file. 339 00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:25,175 And a fall could have led to an embolism 340 00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:27,595 which may have intensified his heart condition. 341 00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:30,339 Hence, the policy is rescinded. 342 00:14:30,678 --> 00:14:32,260 Time to be a jerk. 343 00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:35,163 Sure, his sprained ankle might have led to his death, 344 00:14:35,164 --> 00:14:37,573 just like the Cubs might win the world series. 345 00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:39,642 Or Paris Hilton might win an Oscar. 346 00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:41,116 Sarcasm notwithstanding, 347 00:14:41,117 --> 00:14:42,664 the law is on our side. 348 00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:45,645 Jane, I got to go. It's urgent. 349 00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:47,206 - I'm sorry. - Oh, okay. 350 00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:48,313 Excuse me. 351 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,125 We're done here. 352 00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:54,030 Mr. Hensley, we're not done. 353 00:14:54,113 --> 00:14:55,296 In fact, we're just getting started, 354 00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:56,888 and we'll see you in court. 355 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,486 Hey. That sounded pretty tough. 356 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,783 Oh, thank you. 357 00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:09,426 I learned my intimidation stare from "Top model." 358 00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:12,909 You feel like going for a ride? 359 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,347 Oh. Um, sure. 360 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,790 Appended to the complaint was an affidavit from Elisa. 361 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,063 Needs a signature. 362 00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:19,182 I'm on it. 363 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,571 I'm sorry the meeting didn't go as we hoped, 364 00:15:25,572 --> 00:15:27,640 but we are not giving up. 365 00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:30,591 Mom, you said you'd tuck me in. 366 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:33,504 Go brush your teeth. I'll be right there. 367 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,708 Was he the urgent matter 368 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:38,967 that pulled you out of the conference? 369 00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:40,706 Yeah, babysitter emergency. 370 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,385 Ah. I understand. 371 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:47,378 Where's his father? Is he around? 372 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,665 He's not involved in Eric's life. 373 00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:52,401 I see. How old is he? 374 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:53,393 7. 375 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,450 Anything else you need from me? 376 00:15:56,561 --> 00:15:58,262 No, I think we are good. 377 00:16:01,621 --> 00:16:04,192 There is just one little thing. 378 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:05,959 I know that this is none of my business, 379 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,618 but you and Parker dated eight years ago. 380 00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,722 Eric is Parker's son. 381 00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,745 You're really not gonna tell Parker he has a child? 382 00:16:26,746 --> 00:16:28,293 I gave her my word, 383 00:16:28,294 --> 00:16:30,689 and I'm bound by attorney-client confidentiality. 384 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,051 Then why did you tell me? 385 00:16:32,052 --> 00:16:33,598 Because I had to tell somebody, 386 00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:36,133 and attorney-client is trumped by roommate-roommate. 387 00:16:36,351 --> 00:16:38,868 Speaking of roommates... did you talk to Fred? 388 00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:41,164 No. And I feel sick about it. 389 00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:43,234 I was ready to tell him and beg for another chance, 390 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,405 but then I saw Brian, 391 00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:46,878 and now I'm more confused than when the fed 392 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,002 - raised short-term interest rates a quarter point. - Whoa. 393 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,420 I practice my diction by reading the news. 394 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:52,874 Mm. Wait, where is Fred, anyway? 395 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,532 Kim kept him working all night. 396 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,949 It's the first time I've ever liked her. 397 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:59,682 Stacy. Talk... to... Fred. 398 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,403 You'll feel better... eventually. 399 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,522 Stacy, we need to talk. 400 00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:09,574 We should talk. 401 00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:11,150 Uh... 402 00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:13,654 If you wouldn't mind talking. 403 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,918 Stacy... why? 404 00:17:17,525 --> 00:17:19,538 You do know you're talking to yourself, right? 405 00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:21,862 I saw Stacy kissing another guy. 406 00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:22,940 Ho! 407 00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:25,699 Sorry. Sad face. Tell me more. 408 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,102 I know I should confront her, but I'm afraid, 409 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,247 as soon as I see her, I'm gonna lose my nerve. 410 00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:32,086 Well, you have to be careful, because she's an actress, 411 00:17:32,087 --> 00:17:34,287 which means she's a professional liar. 412 00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:35,977 But, then again, she's not a very good actress, so... 413 00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:37,664 That's not true! She's an amazing actress. 414 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,245 Freddie, how are you gonna confront her 415 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,894 when you're still defending her? 416 00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:43,313 You're right. It's hopeless. 417 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,103 Why don't you let me do it? I'm Korean. 418 00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:47,059 I can do things with wax that'll make her cry 419 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,566 worse than a virgin on prom night. 420 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,848 Okay, I don't know what that means, 421 00:17:49,849 --> 00:17:51,926 but I need to do this myself. 422 00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:52,675 Okay. 423 00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:55,230 Remember, the recipe for a good confrontation 424 00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:57,610 is eye contact, breath control, 425 00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:00,086 and a shovel in your trunk, just in case. 426 00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:10,240 Male Announcer: You can't predict the future. 427 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,137 But with practical insurance, you have a safety net. 428 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,545 Leave the worry to us. 429 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,112 That advertisement implies 430 00:18:22,113 --> 00:18:25,347 that a policy holder can depend on you, correct? 431 00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:26,028 Absolutely. 432 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:27,412 But where does the commercial mention 433 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:28,660 that practical insurance 434 00:18:28,661 --> 00:18:31,481 employs an off-site army of doctors whose sole job 435 00:18:31,482 --> 00:18:33,853 is to scrutinize policies of the recently deceased 436 00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:35,698 to find any reason not to pay? 437 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,554 - Objection. No foundation. - I'll rephrase. 438 00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:41,219 Given what we all know about your company, 439 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:44,268 isn't this a more accurate commercial? 440 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,334 Male Announcer: with practical insurance, you have a safety net. 441 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,869 Leave the worry to us. 442 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:49,962 Unless, of course, 443 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,539 you die within two years of buying your policy, 444 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,508 at which point, you better worry. 445 00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:54,124 Practical insurance... employing 75 people 446 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,485 to look for honest mistakes to screw you out of your money. 447 00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:57,953 Shut that off. 448 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,359 The jury will ignore the stunt 449 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,580 and I won't tolerate grandstanding. 450 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,064 One more inappropriate remark from you 451 00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:06,759 and you will be held in contempt. 452 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,709 - Do you understand? - Yes, your honor. 453 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,924 I'm sorry to interrupt your perfectly justified smackdown, 454 00:19:11,925 --> 00:19:13,652 but I have a few questions for the witness. 455 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,717 Go ahead. 456 00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:19,174 Mr. Stout, was this photo obtained 457 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,139 from a website called ex-posure? 458 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,562 Yes, I believe it was. 459 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,502 Ex-posure went out of business a year ago, 460 00:19:24,503 --> 00:19:27,097 which was a total shame, because its easy-to-use format 461 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,344 was really popular with aspiring models. 462 00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,672 My point is, your company's investigators 463 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,783 had this photo for over a year, correct? 464 00:19:34,784 --> 00:19:36,176 Does that matter? 465 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:37,785 If you knew about the photo 466 00:19:37,786 --> 00:19:39,956 yet continued to receive premiums, 467 00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:42,773 it's de facto acceptance that the injury was not material. 468 00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:44,553 Under the doctrine of laches, 469 00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:47,371 practical insurance lost their right to rescind. 470 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:48,832 We move for a directed verdict. 471 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,268 I'm inclined to agree... 472 00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,547 unless Mr. Hensley has some other evidence. 473 00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:53,977 Give us till the end of the week? 474 00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:56,633 You have till tomorrow. Adjourned. 475 00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:00,446 Jane, that was amazing. 476 00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:01,315 Well, we try. 477 00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:02,768 Yes, we do. 478 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,851 - Jane. - Owen. 479 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,475 Very nice job, counselor. 480 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:07,985 What are you doing here? 481 00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:09,840 I'll meet you two outside. 482 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,284 - Okay. - Okay. 483 00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:12,400 You left my chambers so quickly, 484 00:20:12,401 --> 00:20:13,920 I didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 485 00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:16,649 Yeah, well, basic party etiquette... 486 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,412 navigate, network, and never overstay your welcome. 487 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:20,483 Nice. What are you doing now? You hungry? 488 00:20:20,484 --> 00:20:22,011 I would love to take you to my favorite restaurant. 489 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,891 We can celebrate laches. 490 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,188 I would love to. 491 00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:27,790 Believe it or not, I've never celebrated laches before. 492 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,112 New bangs, totally, but never laches. 493 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,875 Hey. I hope you don't mind a working dinner. 494 00:20:39,876 --> 00:20:42,952 I'm starving, and the boss pays for meals after 8:00, so... 495 00:20:42,953 --> 00:20:43,845 Looks good. 496 00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,555 We have bone-in rib eye, baby carrots, 497 00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:47,059 and morel mushrooms. 498 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:47,768 Fancy. 499 00:20:47,769 --> 00:20:48,888 Well, we got to eat, right? 500 00:20:48,889 --> 00:20:50,339 And since your trial's tomorrow, 501 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,359 I want to make sure you're fully prepped. 502 00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:53,769 Okay. 503 00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:54,980 Okay. 504 00:20:54,981 --> 00:20:57,663 I hope you understand that you could lose your pulpit 505 00:20:57,664 --> 00:20:59,472 and you're facing jail time. 506 00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:00,454 I do. 507 00:21:00,455 --> 00:21:01,663 Also, for the jury, 508 00:21:01,664 --> 00:21:04,689 I want to make sure you don't come off too preachy. 509 00:21:05,036 --> 00:21:05,665 I'm a preacher. 510 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:06,787 That's what I'm talking about. 511 00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:08,698 It's a little holier-than-thou. 512 00:21:08,699 --> 00:21:10,736 Believe it or not, people like me. 513 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,304 I know what you're thinking. 514 00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:15,428 For the price of the bottle 515 00:21:15,429 --> 00:21:17,844 you could feed six Sally Struthers kids for a year. 516 00:21:17,845 --> 00:21:20,060 Actually, I was thinking that a cab/franc blend 517 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,071 would have been a better pairing with the meal. 518 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,224 Wow. 519 00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:25,817 I don't spend all my time in soup kitchens. 520 00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,240 I worked a summer at a church in Naples, 521 00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:29,403 right next to a vineyard. 522 00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:32,352 And before divinity school, I went to Yale, so... 523 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,021 I'm impressed. 524 00:21:35,056 --> 00:21:37,585 Kim, I'm a pastor because it's my calling. 525 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,912 Given your life of privilege, you might not understand that. 526 00:21:40,913 --> 00:21:44,617 Excuse me, Yale boy, but what life of privilege? 527 00:21:44,618 --> 00:21:47,283 I worked two jobs to put myself through law school. 528 00:21:47,284 --> 00:21:49,280 No one gave me anything. 529 00:21:49,281 --> 00:21:52,993 Well... sometimes it's nice to be wrong. 530 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,100 So, tell me again, what made you think of that argument? 531 00:22:04,101 --> 00:22:05,627 I mean, it was brilliant. 532 00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,505 Honestly, I don't know. 533 00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,497 - I-I saw that logo... - Yeah. 534 00:22:09,498 --> 00:22:11,303 And my brain started clicking away. 535 00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:11,880 Huh. 536 00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:13,688 My mind has a mind of its own. 537 00:22:15,326 --> 00:22:16,534 Oh, look, that's Julie. 538 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,676 She worked at my old office. 539 00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:20,776 Her husband left her, and she's eating alone. 540 00:22:21,953 --> 00:22:24,144 Would you mind if I invited her over to join us? 541 00:22:24,897 --> 00:22:26,479 Uh, no, I just... 542 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,424 I don't want her to feel like a third wheel. 543 00:22:28,425 --> 00:22:30,131 Wow. That's really considerate. 544 00:22:30,132 --> 00:22:32,731 You know what? I saw a lawyer that I know at the bar. 545 00:22:32,732 --> 00:22:34,605 I'll invite him over, too. I'll be right back. 546 00:22:39,054 --> 00:22:41,084 That's thoughtful. 547 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,751 That is not your favorite movie. 548 00:22:45,752 --> 00:22:46,916 I swear! 549 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,839 Come on, what is more romantic 550 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,892 than Stallone, all bloody and bruised, 551 00:22:51,893 --> 00:22:53,544 not caring if he's won or lost, 552 00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:56,739 just calling out for the woman he loves? 553 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,244 "Adrian!" 554 00:22:58,245 --> 00:23:00,372 - "Adrian!" - "Adrian!" 555 00:23:05,393 --> 00:23:06,945 I guess it's late. 556 00:23:07,812 --> 00:23:09,429 I should let you go. 557 00:23:10,524 --> 00:23:13,901 My favorite part of "Rocky" is the turtles. 558 00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:17,072 I mean, here's this bruising, blue-collar guy 559 00:23:17,073 --> 00:23:19,345 who just loves these little turtles. 560 00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:22,693 I know. Kind of makes you fall for him. 561 00:23:41,745 --> 00:23:43,772 I don't know how you remember any of burning man. 562 00:23:43,773 --> 00:23:44,689 The whole thing is a haze to me. 563 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:45,779 Oh, no, no, no. Remember the guy 564 00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,193 the guy who looked like, uh, George Michael? 565 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:48,882 Weird british guy? He had the huge nose. 566 00:23:48,883 --> 00:23:49,461 We called him... 567 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,045 Whammed! 568 00:23:55,254 --> 00:23:56,965 I once bought a car from a guy 569 00:23:56,966 --> 00:23:58,995 Who looked like Andrew Ridgeley with a droopy eye. 570 00:24:00,585 --> 00:24:03,608 Uh, he was the other guy in wham! 571 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,400 Remember, there were two guys in wham! 572 00:24:06,921 --> 00:24:09,528 So, Owen, did you get your Bonnaroo reservations yet? 573 00:24:09,529 --> 00:24:11,605 Please. I made next year's before I left this year's. 574 00:24:11,606 --> 00:24:13,014 - Want another bottle? - Yeah, of course. 575 00:24:13,015 --> 00:24:16,336 Yeah, I'm gonna get going. I've got an early morning. 576 00:24:16,337 --> 00:24:18,016 - I'll walk you out. - No, it's fine. 577 00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:19,714 Oh, look, there's Maxine. 578 00:24:19,715 --> 00:24:20,879 Oh, we should invite her over. 579 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,027 - I haven't seen her in two years. - I know. 580 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,231 She can have your seat, right, Jane? 581 00:24:23,232 --> 00:24:24,120 I mean, you're leaving? 582 00:24:24,121 --> 00:24:26,120 Oh, yeah. I certainly am. 583 00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:27,501 Maxine! 584 00:24:46,524 --> 00:24:48,404 Fred. Where have you been? 585 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,005 I've barely seen you. 586 00:24:50,241 --> 00:24:53,439 Oh, um, Kim had me working all night. 587 00:24:53,606 --> 00:24:55,366 All night? On what? 588 00:24:58,238 --> 00:25:00,252 Maxwell v. House. 589 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:01,960 Did you just read that off the coffee can? 590 00:25:01,961 --> 00:25:03,145 Mnh-mnh. 591 00:25:03,349 --> 00:25:05,365 Why would you lie to me about working all night? 592 00:25:06,701 --> 00:25:08,756 Oh, my god, you know about Stacy. 593 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,128 I saw it all. 594 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,208 And I didn't want to say anything 595 00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:13,635 because I'm your guardian angel 596 00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:16,523 and I'm not supposed to be burdening you with my problems. 597 00:25:16,524 --> 00:25:17,432 Yeah, that's sweet, 598 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,466 but I think we've proven we don't have 599 00:25:19,467 --> 00:25:22,053 the usual guardian angel/ reincarnated model relationship. 600 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,477 In that case, please help. 601 00:25:24,144 --> 00:25:24,882 Okay. 602 00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:27,269 Um, Stacy is at her TV show right now. 603 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:28,991 So I'll have Teri cover Kim's desk. 604 00:25:28,992 --> 00:25:31,794 Just go talk to her. Tell her how you feel. 605 00:25:31,795 --> 00:25:35,040 How I feel? That would be nauseous and gassy. 606 00:25:35,081 --> 00:25:36,405 - Fred. - Gotta go. 607 00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:37,490 - Thank you. - Yep. 608 00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:39,128 You need to turn around right now. 609 00:25:39,303 --> 00:25:40,256 Excuse me? 610 00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:42,355 The pastor called. His daughter was arrested. 611 00:25:42,356 --> 00:25:45,176 - Arrested? - Yeah. Get this... for shoplifting. 612 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:46,943 - Oh, god. - She's in lock-up. 613 00:25:46,944 --> 00:25:48,817 He's waiting for you. 614 00:25:53,436 --> 00:25:55,228 I just took a few things, 615 00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:57,560 and I was going to hand them out at church to the needy. 616 00:25:57,561 --> 00:25:59,198 Honey, I respect the impulse, 617 00:25:59,199 --> 00:26:00,642 but this is not your responsibility... 618 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,876 Ben, the value of the stolen goods exceeds $1,000. 619 00:26:03,877 --> 00:26:05,648 Even though she'll be in juvenile court, 620 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:07,495 they're charging her with grand larceny. 621 00:26:07,496 --> 00:26:09,551 $1,000 for what? Toilet paper and rice? 622 00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:12,225 They've trumped up charges against an innocent girl to get at me. 623 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,969 That's not true, is it, Ann? 624 00:26:15,184 --> 00:26:16,863 Okay, so I took a cellphone, 625 00:26:16,864 --> 00:26:19,101 an MP3 player, and some makeup. 626 00:26:19,102 --> 00:26:20,284 No big deal. 627 00:26:20,442 --> 00:26:21,690 I don't understand. 628 00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:24,728 My friends have those things and I don't. 629 00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:27,044 Compared to them, I'm needy. 630 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:27,962 No, Ann. 631 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,112 Besides, the companies that make those things 632 00:26:30,113 --> 00:26:31,427 are just as greedy as OneStop. 633 00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:33,044 - It's not the same. - Why not? 634 00:26:33,086 --> 00:26:35,630 Why do you get to decide everything? It's not fair. 635 00:26:38,501 --> 00:26:39,844 What happens now? 636 00:26:40,061 --> 00:26:42,733 Ann will be processed and released within the hour. 637 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:45,016 You should take her home, and then I'll see you later, 638 00:26:45,073 --> 00:26:46,312 at your trial. 639 00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:50,750 Judge Owen is on the line again. 640 00:26:50,751 --> 00:26:52,564 Oh, is it a three-way conference call 641 00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:53,380 or maybe a party line? 642 00:26:53,381 --> 00:26:54,787 - Huh? - Just tell him I'm busy. 643 00:26:54,788 --> 00:26:56,840 He invited you to dinner, and I said yes. 644 00:26:56,853 --> 00:26:58,704 Wait. No. Teri! 645 00:26:58,705 --> 00:27:01,701 Bingum, the insurance company's lawyer just asked for a meeting. 646 00:27:01,702 --> 00:27:02,816 He is on his way over. 647 00:27:02,817 --> 00:27:04,212 Oh, that can only mean one thing. 648 00:27:04,213 --> 00:27:06,651 Settlement. Big settlement. 649 00:27:09,277 --> 00:27:10,556 What's this? 650 00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:12,294 I see numbers but no dollar signs. 651 00:27:12,295 --> 00:27:15,403 It's Mr. Shayne's bloodwork, taken shortly before he died. 652 00:27:15,404 --> 00:27:17,724 It shows the presence of a drug called clenbuterol, 653 00:27:17,725 --> 00:27:20,332 which is illegal in the United States. 654 00:27:20,486 --> 00:27:23,431 Now, Ms. Shayne just so happens 655 00:27:23,432 --> 00:27:25,505 to have a prescription for it in Canada, 656 00:27:25,506 --> 00:27:26,213 where it is legal. 657 00:27:26,214 --> 00:27:27,140 Make your point. 658 00:27:27,141 --> 00:27:29,051 Phase-one trials suggest clenbuterol 659 00:27:29,052 --> 00:27:31,861 will help patients with congestive heart failure. 660 00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:33,690 You would have done anything to help your father. 661 00:27:33,691 --> 00:27:35,063 - Isn't that right? - Don't say anything. 662 00:27:35,064 --> 00:27:36,453 You smuggled the drug into the U.S., 663 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:37,815 and you medicated him yourself. 664 00:27:37,816 --> 00:27:40,652 How is any of this relevant to her father's insurance case? 665 00:27:40,653 --> 00:27:42,428 Oh, it's probably not. 666 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:45,273 But Ms. Shayne is a registered nurse. 667 00:27:45,274 --> 00:27:47,831 She did acquire the prescription under false pretenses, 668 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,236 and I do think the nursing board 669 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:53,065 would be very interested to find out about all that. 670 00:27:53,354 --> 00:27:56,416 But if Ms. Shayne drops the lawsuit, 671 00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,016 the whole file just goes away. 672 00:27:59,609 --> 00:28:01,097 You're blackmailing her? 673 00:28:01,184 --> 00:28:04,096 I'm negotiating on behalf of my client. 674 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,331 Officer fellows, some key evidence 675 00:28:11,332 --> 00:28:12,943 has gone missing from the vault. 676 00:28:12,944 --> 00:28:14,240 Like what? 677 00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:16,266 I think you know. 678 00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:17,979 Oh, look. I found it. 679 00:28:18,293 --> 00:28:21,493 Good work. And keep your eyes peeled. 680 00:28:21,841 --> 00:28:23,602 There's also a missing BMW. 681 00:28:24,216 --> 00:28:26,204 Well, now I need a ride home. 682 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,868 And cut there! That was fantastic. 683 00:28:28,869 --> 00:28:30,613 Let's take five, please. 684 00:28:30,925 --> 00:28:34,253 Hey, Stacy, there's this big fundraiser tonight. 685 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:35,925 You want to be my date? 686 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,244 Oh, I don't know... 687 00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:39,551 It's at Brad and Angelina's. 688 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,416 What to wear! 689 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:42,612 Yes, I'm in. 690 00:28:42,613 --> 00:28:43,716 Great. 691 00:28:45,101 --> 00:28:46,812 Oh, my god. 692 00:28:46,924 --> 00:28:48,667 Can you just excuse me? 693 00:28:48,668 --> 00:28:49,932 Yeah, sure. 694 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,376 Fred, what are you doing here? 695 00:28:52,377 --> 00:28:54,057 Stacy, we need to talk. 696 00:28:54,773 --> 00:28:56,172 Well, I can explain. 697 00:28:56,173 --> 00:28:57,917 You had two days to explain. 698 00:28:57,981 --> 00:29:00,269 You had two days to tell me why you kissed another guy. 699 00:29:00,881 --> 00:29:02,496 Can we continue this at home? 700 00:29:02,497 --> 00:29:04,384 When you're back from your date with Brian? 701 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:06,160 Stacy, I love you. 702 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,272 But if you can't decide who you want, 703 00:29:09,273 --> 00:29:12,549 then I don't want to be with you. 704 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,240 Thank you for helping me out. 705 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:26,492 You'd do the same for me. 706 00:29:26,925 --> 00:29:27,843 Yes, I would. 707 00:29:27,844 --> 00:29:29,112 Bingum, what's going on? 708 00:29:29,196 --> 00:29:31,004 - You subpoenaed documents on Elisa's case? - That's right. 709 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:32,184 She doesn't want to pursue this further. 710 00:29:32,185 --> 00:29:34,226 - Why are you pushing it? - Why aren't you? 711 00:29:34,227 --> 00:29:36,225 This case should be really important to you. 712 00:29:36,573 --> 00:29:38,028 To me? Why? 713 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:40,429 Because... 714 00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:45,644 Um, because it's a chance to do the right thing, Parker. 715 00:29:45,645 --> 00:29:48,735 The right thing is to respect our client's wishes. 716 00:29:48,736 --> 00:29:50,516 Elisa can't afford to lose her job. 717 00:29:50,517 --> 00:29:51,728 Maybe she doesn't have to. 718 00:29:51,729 --> 00:29:53,970 If practical insurance is gonna blackmail us, 719 00:29:53,971 --> 00:29:55,960 then I say we fight fire with fire. 720 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,203 That is why I requested a list 721 00:29:58,204 --> 00:30:00,615 of other claimants within the 2-year rescission period. 722 00:30:00,616 --> 00:30:02,708 If practical sat on information about Elisa's father, 723 00:30:02,709 --> 00:30:05,399 they probably did the same thing to other policy holders. 724 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,711 - Precisely. - Not bad. 725 00:30:06,712 --> 00:30:09,236 Thank you. Do you want to help us comb through the files? 726 00:30:09,237 --> 00:30:11,324 Yep. When Paris Hilton wins that Oscar. 727 00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:12,593 See ya, Bingum. 728 00:30:19,544 --> 00:30:20,641 Excuse me. 729 00:30:23,924 --> 00:30:24,456 Hey. 730 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:26,280 How could you tell Fred about me and Brian? 731 00:30:26,281 --> 00:30:28,243 What? I-I-I-I... 732 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,600 You, you, you, you what? 733 00:30:29,601 --> 00:30:32,115 Fred knows everything, 734 00:30:32,116 --> 00:30:33,564 and obviously you spilled the beans. 735 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:34,892 How could you do that to me?! 736 00:30:34,893 --> 00:30:36,653 Let's talk about what's really going on here. 737 00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:38,361 Fred trusted you. 738 00:30:38,476 --> 00:30:40,000 You threw him overboard 739 00:30:40,001 --> 00:30:42,529 for the first c-lister to come along. 740 00:30:43,362 --> 00:30:46,908 Brian was rated a-minus by "E.W." 741 00:30:46,909 --> 00:30:47,791 B.F.D. 742 00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:50,404 Look, if you had been cast in a movie 743 00:30:50,405 --> 00:30:53,728 with George Clooney, and he put the moves on you, 744 00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:55,424 are you really saying you wouldn't have? 745 00:30:55,425 --> 00:30:58,532 I wouldn't have, because I love Grayson. 746 00:30:58,533 --> 00:31:00,081 Fine. You win. 747 00:31:00,082 --> 00:31:02,351 But I have been your best friend since new kids on the block 748 00:31:02,352 --> 00:31:04,464 really were new kids on the block, 749 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:06,652 and I expect you not to betray me. 750 00:31:06,653 --> 00:31:09,741 Stacy, I didn't tell Fred. 751 00:31:09,772 --> 00:31:11,485 He saw you kiss Brian. 752 00:31:11,761 --> 00:31:13,716 And as your best friend, 753 00:31:13,717 --> 00:31:16,713 I practically begged you to tell him the truth, 754 00:31:16,714 --> 00:31:17,596 and you ignored me. 755 00:31:17,597 --> 00:31:19,597 If you're so truthful, 756 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:21,609 why don't you go into that room 757 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:24,040 and tell Grayson who you really are? 758 00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:27,616 I didn't think so. 759 00:31:34,808 --> 00:31:35,595 What did Stacy want? 760 00:31:35,596 --> 00:31:36,974 Oh, well, you know Stacy... 761 00:31:36,975 --> 00:31:39,069 always making a mountain out of a broken nail. 762 00:31:40,285 --> 00:31:41,329 You want to talk about it? 763 00:31:41,330 --> 00:31:42,432 Not really. 764 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,802 Okay. Did you find anything? 765 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:49,003 Uh, I'm not sure. I do have a question. 766 00:31:49,004 --> 00:31:50,032 Okay. 767 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:50,823 All right, here's the list of claimants 768 00:31:50,824 --> 00:31:52,597 that died within the 2-year period. 769 00:31:52,956 --> 00:31:54,100 And here's Elisa's father. 770 00:31:54,101 --> 00:31:56,068 Look what it says in the last column. 771 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:57,612 "Paid"? 772 00:31:57,613 --> 00:31:58,893 That's my question. 773 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,993 Oh, wait. Grayson, this isn't even Elisa's policy. 774 00:32:05,037 --> 00:32:07,549 Yeah, these numbers... they're completely different. 775 00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:09,443 Which means someone else 776 00:32:09,444 --> 00:32:11,957 took out a life-insurance policy on Elisa's father. 777 00:32:15,144 --> 00:32:17,195 Ms. Kaswell, let me put this to you delicately. 778 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:18,548 Where the hell is your client? 779 00:32:18,549 --> 00:32:20,414 Your honor, I'm sure he's on his way. 780 00:32:20,415 --> 00:32:21,722 The defendant's over an hour late. 781 00:32:21,723 --> 00:32:23,659 I request a bench warrant for his arrest. 782 00:32:24,573 --> 00:32:26,429 I have no choice. So ordered. 783 00:32:26,556 --> 00:32:28,989 Uh, your honor, I think I know where he might be. 784 00:32:29,178 --> 00:32:30,877 Then you'd better go get him. 785 00:32:30,878 --> 00:32:31,981 Thank you. 786 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,336 Over the past few weeks, 787 00:32:35,505 --> 00:32:37,425 I've said some controversial things. 788 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,649 I said them not to be controversial. 789 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:45,405 Well, not just to be controversial. 790 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,883 And I'm now humbled before you as I confess... 791 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:50,277 I was wrong. 792 00:32:51,909 --> 00:32:54,013 Over the past 24 hours, I've come to understand 793 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,020 that shoplifting will not solve our problems 794 00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:57,872 but will only create new ones. 795 00:32:58,186 --> 00:33:01,481 Every day, I'm awed by what humanity has accomplished. 796 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,332 When we come together, we build bridges and towers 797 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,964 that seem to stand by faith alone. 798 00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:08,891 But more importantly, together, we build a community. 799 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:11,811 Our challenge as a community and a congregation 800 00:33:11,812 --> 00:33:15,189 is to ensure that none of us become so desperate... 801 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:19,228 so invisible that our only option for survival 802 00:33:20,176 --> 00:33:21,409 is to steal. 803 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:27,876 In the lord's name... 804 00:33:29,621 --> 00:33:30,612 Amen. 805 00:33:30,613 --> 00:33:31,957 Amen. 806 00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:57,879 I thought we had an understanding. 807 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,803 You don't want to go back to court, now, do you? 808 00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,301 No, I think we can settle this right here and now. 809 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,639 You've heard of the term "Janitor's insurance"... 810 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,131 when a corporation takes out life-insurance policies 811 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,923 on their rank-and-file employees? 812 00:34:08,924 --> 00:34:10,680 It's a little controversial. 813 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:11,964 Yes, I know what it is. 814 00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:15,839 FTH, the factory that employed our client's father, 815 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,760 engaged in this controversial practice. 816 00:34:17,761 --> 00:34:20,127 In fact, they took out a policy on his life. 817 00:34:20,128 --> 00:34:20,845 Not illegal. 818 00:34:20,846 --> 00:34:24,573 Except, under the doctrine of collateral estoppel, 819 00:34:24,653 --> 00:34:27,008 it is illegal for practical insurance 820 00:34:27,009 --> 00:34:28,511 to pay out one policy and not the other 821 00:34:28,512 --> 00:34:31,240 when the claims are identical, which they are. 822 00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:33,739 And thanks to our subpoena, we know that our client 823 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,133 isn't alone. 824 00:34:37,552 --> 00:34:39,520 Now, you have something on our client. 825 00:34:40,026 --> 00:34:41,299 We have something on you. 826 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,504 So, you're blackmailing us. 827 00:34:42,505 --> 00:34:44,985 We're negotiating on behalf of our client. 828 00:34:52,161 --> 00:34:53,119 We'll pay, 829 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,705 as long as you don't go to any other potential claimants. 830 00:34:55,706 --> 00:34:57,625 We'd like a check by the end of the day. 831 00:34:58,401 --> 00:34:59,624 Wait a minute. 832 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,607 Jane, I need to speak to you outside. 833 00:35:02,057 --> 00:35:03,137 Okay. 834 00:35:08,285 --> 00:35:09,719 I can't take that deal. 835 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,892 What? Why? 836 00:35:10,893 --> 00:35:12,147 You heard that lawyer. 837 00:35:12,148 --> 00:35:14,412 I won't let my father's friends and co-workers 838 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,628 be taken by that company. 839 00:35:15,629 --> 00:35:18,888 Elisa, you need the money, and you need your job. 840 00:35:18,889 --> 00:35:20,104 Well, if we reject their offer 841 00:35:20,105 --> 00:35:21,467 and they report me to the nursing board, 842 00:35:21,468 --> 00:35:23,593 I still get the insurance money, though, right? 843 00:35:25,213 --> 00:35:27,236 Probably, but you'll lose your license. 844 00:35:27,237 --> 00:35:28,885 I can find another job. 845 00:35:31,253 --> 00:35:32,885 I won't change my mind. 846 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:36,280 Okay. 847 00:35:37,214 --> 00:35:38,268 Kim! 848 00:35:39,832 --> 00:35:40,969 Pastor. 849 00:35:42,710 --> 00:35:44,129 I think we're past that. 850 00:35:46,524 --> 00:35:48,589 But, seriously, how'd you get me released so quickly? 851 00:35:49,185 --> 00:35:51,784 Well, you did most of the work yourself in your sermon. 852 00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:54,493 The A.U.S.A. has offered up deals for both you and your daughter. 853 00:35:54,494 --> 00:35:58,039 No jail time but plenty of community service. 854 00:35:59,189 --> 00:36:00,565 I don't know how to thank you. 855 00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:07,291 - Sorry. - No. Don't be. 856 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:11,085 Um, I need to come clean about something. 857 00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:12,813 There's someone else. 858 00:36:13,806 --> 00:36:15,511 And kissing me made you realize 859 00:36:15,512 --> 00:36:16,736 how much you'd rather be kissing him? 860 00:36:16,737 --> 00:36:18,561 No. Yes. 861 00:36:19,152 --> 00:36:20,352 Maybe. 862 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,018 I appreciate the honesty. 863 00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:26,893 "The world is too dangerous for anything but truth" 864 00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:29,397 "and too small for anything but love." 865 00:36:30,769 --> 00:36:32,802 The esteemed reverend William Sloane Coffin. 866 00:36:32,909 --> 00:36:33,951 Oh. 867 00:36:33,952 --> 00:36:38,513 Um, well, "Thank you for being a friend." 868 00:36:39,257 --> 00:36:42,104 The theme song to "The golden girls." 869 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:47,632 Jane? 870 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,171 I got your message. 871 00:36:49,172 --> 00:36:50,661 Please, come sit down. 872 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,404 I'm so sorry, but, as we thought, 873 00:36:56,405 --> 00:36:58,594 the nursing board is suspending your license 874 00:36:58,595 --> 00:37:00,477 pending a full investigation. 875 00:37:01,009 --> 00:37:02,017 Yeah. 876 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,218 Well, at least I get to keep the insurance money 877 00:37:04,219 --> 00:37:06,127 and pay off some bills. 878 00:37:06,128 --> 00:37:07,442 Yeah. 879 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:10,399 You know what? Let's go get a drink. 880 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,367 Celebrate the good news and forget about the bad. 881 00:37:12,368 --> 00:37:13,611 I would, but I got to... 882 00:37:13,612 --> 00:37:15,925 Oh, of course. You have to get home to Eric. 883 00:37:15,926 --> 00:37:17,206 Yeah. 884 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,348 Okay, are you sure that you don't want to tell Parker? 885 00:37:21,349 --> 00:37:22,532 Tell me what? 886 00:37:23,188 --> 00:37:24,373 Um... 887 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,940 Uh, the bad news. 888 00:37:26,941 --> 00:37:28,796 I heard, and that's why I'm here. 889 00:37:29,061 --> 00:37:31,539 While we fight to help you keep your nursing license, 890 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,396 I'd like to offer you a job here. 891 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:34,147 Really? 892 00:37:34,148 --> 00:37:34,963 One of our temps quit. 893 00:37:34,964 --> 00:37:36,543 It's mostly clerical stuff. 894 00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:38,368 - I'll take it. - Great. 895 00:37:39,093 --> 00:37:40,057 Let's go fill out some paperwork 896 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,678 so you can get started immediately. 897 00:37:41,844 --> 00:37:42,885 Okay. 898 00:37:44,612 --> 00:37:45,573 Jane... 899 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:49,852 Thank you so much for... everything. 900 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:51,052 You're welcome. 901 00:37:58,519 --> 00:38:02,508 Ohhhhm! 902 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:07,840 Ohhhhm! 903 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,440 What are you doing, Stace? 904 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:13,252 I am trying to meditate, but every time I close my eyes, 905 00:38:13,253 --> 00:38:14,419 I just see Fred's face, 906 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:17,088 and if you're going to yell at me some more, please don't. 907 00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:18,661 I'm not gonna yell at you. 908 00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:23,146 He's gone. 909 00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:25,597 He took all of his things, even our toothbrush. 910 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,248 You share a toothbrush? 911 00:38:27,249 --> 00:38:28,657 Well, not anymore. 912 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,056 Do you hate me, too? 913 00:38:31,864 --> 00:38:34,624 I'm just sad for you guys. 914 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,711 You know, I thought you were so happy. 915 00:38:37,673 --> 00:38:39,639 Did I make a huge mistake? 916 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,991 I mean, should I go find him and beg for him to come back? 917 00:38:43,992 --> 00:38:45,642 Are you ready to give up Brian? 918 00:38:47,561 --> 00:38:49,992 No... I'm not. 919 00:38:54,604 --> 00:38:55,963 Sweetie, are you going out? 920 00:38:55,964 --> 00:38:58,016 Yeah. Owen asked me to dinner, 921 00:38:58,017 --> 00:39:01,190 not that he'd notice if I didn't show up. 922 00:39:01,191 --> 00:39:02,205 What? 923 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:03,789 I think we're just friends... 924 00:39:04,111 --> 00:39:05,874 which is fine. 925 00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:09,761 Ooh, I gotta go. 926 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:12,873 Bye. 927 00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:14,897 Bye. 928 00:39:31,865 --> 00:39:33,785 Please, sit anywhere you like... 929 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:35,429 preferably with me. 930 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,397 Did you rent out the entire restaurant? 931 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,398 I'm friends with the owner. 932 00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:43,381 Yes, you do have a lot of friends. 933 00:39:44,224 --> 00:39:45,729 Jane, you ever owned a guinea pig? 934 00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:49,448 That's an odd question, Owen. 935 00:39:49,449 --> 00:39:52,088 Uh, no, I cannot say that I have. 936 00:39:52,377 --> 00:39:54,860 Oh, they're fun, sweet, very friendly. 937 00:39:54,901 --> 00:39:55,911 You put one with another one, 938 00:39:55,912 --> 00:39:57,305 bam, they're best friends. 939 00:39:59,836 --> 00:40:01,197 I'm kind of like a guinea pig. 940 00:40:02,537 --> 00:40:05,372 Well, it's... it's nice to be social. 941 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:07,985 It's also nice to be with you... 942 00:40:08,775 --> 00:40:09,921 just you. 943 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,529 I'll tell you something else about guinea pigs... 944 00:40:14,533 --> 00:40:16,340 their neuroendocrine stress response 945 00:40:16,341 --> 00:40:19,044 is significantly lowered in the presence of a single female. 946 00:40:19,256 --> 00:40:20,636 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 947 00:40:20,637 --> 00:40:21,871 Hmm. 948 00:40:22,616 --> 00:40:27,001 Am I lowering your neuroendocrine stress response? 949 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:28,798 You are. 950 00:40:30,017 --> 00:40:32,209 You're also making my heart race. 951 00:41:59,407 --> 00:42:06,208 Sync by YYeTs Corrected by MystEre www.addic7ed.com