1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,669 It began in Florida. 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:03,604 America... 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:04,705 Here we come. 4 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,607 A challenge like no other. 5 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:07,407 Go that way. 6 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,076 - Right or left? - Yeah. 7 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,078 Can Paris and Nicole get from Miami beach 8 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:14,081 all the way home to Beverly Hills by driving themselves? 9 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,349 We don't have any money. 10 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:16,683 - Don't have money? - No. 11 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,380 - Is this a real trailer park? - Yes. 12 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,380 This is not how I wanted to wake up. 13 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,550 But after seven families... 14 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:24,358 You a liar! 15 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,727 You guys got that something-something. 16 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:30,764 Whose turn is it to rake the manure from underneath the chicken house? 17 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:31,899 It's theirs. 18 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:33,467 ...Nine jobs... 19 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:34,835 Ew! 20 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,470 Oh, look at mrs. Fancy-pants. 21 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,673 ...and one burning question... 22 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:41,375 How many more miles to L.A.? 23 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,277 How the (bleep) should I know? 24 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,547 Tonight, with over 1,200 miles to go... 25 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,382 Oh, my god, this is the same way. 26 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,950 ...And three states to cross... 27 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,518 Are you joking with the driving? 28 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,855 ...can paris and nicole finally make it home? 29 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:57,891 - Are you on the freeway? - I don't know. Maybe. 30 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,060 Good luck, girls. 31 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,132 So tired. 32 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,000 We've been driving forever. 33 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,138 Stop the car, 34 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:11,972 Stop the car! 35 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,408 Go like that. 36 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:15,576 It's attracted to the light. 37 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:16,210 Hold on. 38 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:18,946 Is it gone? 39 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,280 Roll up your window. 40 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,385 I hate this. 41 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:33,861 Oh, my god! 42 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,029 Oh, my god, oh, my god. 43 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,469 It's still there. 44 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,405 I thought I killed it. 45 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,810 Gone. It's gone, it's gone. 46 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,646 Great. Killed it with my Chanel. 47 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:53,480 That's hot. 48 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:58,352 Let's take two girls both filthy rich 49 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,620 Isn't that Paris Hilton? 50 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:03,290 From the bright lights into the sticks 51 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:07,594 from velvet ropes to cattle pulls 52 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:11,698 let's take away their limousines 53 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,435 their credit cards and shopping sprees 54 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,905 well, they're both spoiled rotten 55 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,840 will they cry when they hit bottom? 56 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,708 Heaven knows if they'll survive 57 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,278 this simple road trip kind of life. 58 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:25,679 Where the hell are we? 59 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,615 Well, this is it: 60 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,451 The final leg of the girls' cross-country trip, 61 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,121 right here in Kerrville, Texas. 62 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,123 I can't believe this trip's almost over. 63 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,926 As long as they can finish their next job, 64 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,262 there's nothing that can stop 'em from making it home. 65 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:46,099 - We ran out of gas. - Shut up. 66 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,467 I swear on my life. 67 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,702 Press the gas. 68 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,438 Go, like... 69 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,843 It's really funny. 70 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,046 Okay. 71 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,921 Ew, there's bugs everywhere. 72 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,158 What were you looking for? 73 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:12,960 The, like, the thing to open the thing. 74 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:14,795 Like, if there was an engine problem, 75 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,297 maybe you'd look in the front, but there's not. 76 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,203 What do we do-- we're in the middle of nowhere. 77 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,112 Nicole, flag this person down. 78 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:33,480 Hello? 79 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,720 - Hi. - Hey. - Hi. 80 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,822 We're stuck. We ran out of gas. 81 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,290 - Y'all need a ride? - Yeah. 82 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,992 - All right, get in, girls. - Thank you. 83 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,593 Y'all get in the back so they can get in. 84 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,562 - Hi, guys, I'm Paris. - I'm Nicole. 85 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,564 - Welcome to the Y-O. - Thank you. - Thanks. 86 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,566 I don't even know where I am. 87 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,768 - What kind of place is this? - A ranch. 88 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,838 Did y'all see any animals when y'all came in? 89 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,575 - What animals are here? - All kinds of deer and longhorn cattle. 90 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,844 How do they know to stay here? 91 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,213 We have a feet-high fence that tells 'em to. 92 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:07,781 See this bible? 93 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,384 Do y'all know what this kind of skin is? 94 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,618 No. Deer? 95 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,187 It's a dead animal on a bible? 96 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,789 That's a little ironic, don't you think? 97 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,325 Not if you read the bible, it's not. 98 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,165 My name is Missy Dries. 99 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,100 I'm the Y-O ranch tours director. 100 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:31,738 I'm expecting Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to come out to the ranch. 101 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,307 Looking forward to having a lot of fun. 102 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,741 I'm Missy. Welcome to the ranch. 103 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,944 - I heard you guys ran out of gas. - Yeah. 104 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,178 I've got gas in my truck. 105 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,947 Why don't you just get in my truck with me, 106 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,114 and I'll take you to where your truck is. 107 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,716 - Will that work ? - Sure. - Okay. 108 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,118 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye, boys. 109 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,790 - What is this place? - Well, it's a working ranch. 110 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,159 Have you guys never heard of the Y-O ranch? 111 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:52,993 No. 112 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,228 Well, you guys are in for a real treat. 113 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,729 You'll see a bunch of real cowboys. 114 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:59,032 I really don't know that they're cut out to do this line of work. 115 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,635 That's cute. Look, they have, like, little cabins. 116 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,571 It takes someone with a lot of tough skin and nerve 117 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,573 to live the cowboy way of life. 118 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:07,474 What?! 119 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,016 What did you do? 120 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,384 Where is it?! 121 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:18,352 Paris, are you okay? 122 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,887 What is it-- it's going to climb on me. 123 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,822 It's a stick. There is no bug. I do not see a bug. 124 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,725 No, it was a bug with legs moving its butt around. 125 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,326 I hate this. 126 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:27,628 Oh, my god. 127 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:28,428 Well, what do you want to do? 128 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,663 - You want to ride in the front? - Yes. 129 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:30,564 Get your stuff up there. 130 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,666 - Those are your shoes? - My shoe broke. 131 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,368 Nicole and Paris are going to have to toughen up 132 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,802 if they're going to get through this. 133 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,471 So brutal. 134 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,673 I think it's funny that you guys really ran out of gas. 135 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,485 - Hello, ladies. Murph's my name. - Hello. Paris. 136 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,886 Jim Murph is our trail boss. 137 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,421 He's going to be with us today. 138 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:58,926 I've been here at the Y-O ranch probably about 25 years. 139 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,262 I'm out here in wide open range on this 40,000-acre ranch. 140 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:04,598 Couldn't get any better. It's a Murph special. 141 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,601 I'll have a latte. 142 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,170 - You guys have lattes here? - No, just playing. 143 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,340 - Are you kidding? - Not on a working ranch. 144 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,970 We have a big day planned for you girls. 145 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,810 Basically, what we're going to do is 146 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:21,040 drive some cattle about three miles down the road, 147 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,483 and, um, we need to get going here pretty quick 148 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,586 if we're going to get done before noon tomorrow. 149 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,954 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 150 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,389 All night till tomorrow? 151 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:33,760 - I do mean all night till tomorrow. - Yeah, right. 152 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,896 - I'm not kidding. - "Yeah, right." 153 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:39,800 - Are we walking? - No, no, we'll be on horseback. 154 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,603 She just had a little incident. 155 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,838 - What happened? - I got thrown off a horse. 156 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,974 - Did you really? - And it ran me over. 157 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,812 It really hurts. 158 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,050 - Did you get back on? - Not yet. 159 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:57,851 Really? 160 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,419 You didn't get back on after you fell off? 161 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,056 No. I got airlifted to the hospital in a helicopter. 162 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:07,327 Wow. Well, what a good opportunity for you to get back on a horse. 163 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,767 You girls are about to live the legend. 164 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,505 All right, we're going to brand some cattle first. 165 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,740 It's so mean. 166 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:24,811 Girls, the reason we brand is because it's a sign of ownership. 167 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,847 Better get over here where you can see. 168 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,683 I have nine tattoos, and I have never been in this much pain. 169 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:30,918 Let him up, boys. 170 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,819 It's a necessity. Every rancher does it. 171 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,722 Not only is it the cowboy way, it's what we're going to do today. 172 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,292 I'm an animal activist, and I really won't do it, so... 173 00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:40,294 I don't believe in that. 174 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:40,894 I think it's wrong. 175 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:41,895 I don't want to do it. 176 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,731 These calves have to be branded with the Y-O to be identified. 177 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:48,035 So, you just need to make sure you get the job done. 178 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,471 - We have another idea. - Another idea? 179 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,341 They'll be marked, but not your way. 180 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,944 - What other way are you talking? - The Beverly Hills way. 181 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,483 Animal friendly. 182 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,021 The neighbors are going to laugh at us. 183 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,224 It looks much better. 184 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,092 You guys should always do it this way. 185 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:12,659 Yeah. 186 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,896 These are 1,500-pound animals with seven-foot horns, 187 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,832 and y'all are putting hearts on them. 188 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,200 And named him Billy. 189 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,768 - Billy? - Yup. 190 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,337 He's farting. 191 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,905 Poor thing. 192 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,442 You wrote "poop" on it? 193 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,810 "Poop," and a little arrow. 194 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:30,744 That's mean. 195 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,179 Where the poop comes from. 196 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,349 How'd you like it if someone wrote "poop" on butt? 197 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,361 We're going to do this. Let's get you girls on your horses. 198 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,896 Paris, are you ready? 199 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:55,836 They want me to get back on a horse, and I'm a little nervous, so... 200 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,738 I don't really know what to do. 201 00:08:58,172 --> 00:08:58,772 It's your call. 202 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,240 We'd like to really encourage you to ride. 203 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,709 I know that you've come off before. 204 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,645 What's the old saying? 205 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,882 If you fall off a horse, you get up, dust yourself off and you try again. 206 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,753 Unless you get picked up in a helicopter and flown to a hospital. 207 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,389 That's tradition out here. 208 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,791 It's pretty much the cowboy way. 209 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,092 Let's just... I'll do it. 210 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,894 - Really? - Yeah. 211 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:21,662 All right. 212 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:32,239 I've got to admire you. 213 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,775 A lot of people won't get back on after they been throwed off. 214 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,411 Whatever happens, if you get right back on, 215 00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:39,313 you'll lose that fear a lot quicker. 216 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,481 She cowboyed up-- I'll have to give her that. 217 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,850 I was very proud of her. 218 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:43,917 ..Okay? 219 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,186 Yeah. He's nice. 220 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,957 - Is this y'all's first trail drive? - Yeah. 221 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,693 I've seen movies like it. 222 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,161 All right, let's go. 223 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,330 Move them this way, slow! 224 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,464 Go! 225 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,234 Move your big, freckled asses. 226 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,902 Go! 227 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,971 Go! Move it! Go! 228 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,674 They're not listening. 229 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,009 This way, girls. 230 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,310 Get behind all of them! 231 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,080 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 232 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,148 Good cows. 233 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,317 Let's go, guys! Head 'em up! 234 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,154 Move them to the right a little, guys! 235 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,656 Whoo! 236 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,658 All right, girls, it's y'all's turn to call. 237 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,692 Okay, what do I do? 238 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,727 Say "sook." 239 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,228 Sook! 240 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,363 Perfect, perfect. 241 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,265 Whoo! 242 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,102 Sook, come on. 243 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:35,836 Sook! 244 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,704 Sook, I said! 245 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,039 He's leaving. 246 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,008 Hey! Hey! 247 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,009 Uh-oh. 248 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,611 Look how cute Bill is. 249 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,813 Freckle-puss. 250 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,183 How much further is it? 251 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:50,350 We have a little ways. 252 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,818 All day, dear. 253 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:52,920 Are we halfway done, or no? 254 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,955 - No. We just got started. - Oh. 255 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,897 I'm falling asleep on the horse. 256 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,699 Can we take a nap? 257 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,405 How much farther is it? 258 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,640 Oh, it's about five, six miles. 259 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,446 You keep saying "around the bend." 260 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,783 We went around, like, 50 bends since you said that. 261 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,818 Are we going to stop for lunch? 262 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:25,686 A little picnic? 263 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,955 Is there sandwiches, or anything? 264 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,289 This way, girls. 265 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,458 I'm over this. 266 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:33,794 Let's just take the horses and peace out. 267 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:34,928 Let's go, guys! 268 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:35,729 Head 'em up! 269 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,999 - That's a good hiding spot. - Yeah, it is. 270 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,204 Girls, where'd y'all go?! 271 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,541 Girls! 272 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,446 Girls! 273 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,581 My legs are killing me. 274 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,083 I need to stretch. 275 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:56,750 I'm getting off. 276 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,755 Our horses ran away. 277 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,825 You girls need to understand something real quick. 278 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,461 This is a 40,000-acre ranch. 279 00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:09,263 If I hadn't looked up because those steers were getting away, 280 00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:10,430 I would have never found you guys. 281 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,034 The herd is leaving. 282 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,836 They've got them scattered all over the place, 283 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,905 and I need you guys to help us get them back. 284 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:18,472 Okay. 285 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,007 The herd is way over there. 286 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,308 Can you hear them from here? 287 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,609 We know where it is. 288 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,444 I'm following you, then. 289 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,380 Okay. Go, horsie. 290 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,348 Get him, Paris. 291 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,684 Get that spotted one right there. 292 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,521 Let's go. Move it! 293 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,023 Nicole, there's one behind you. 294 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,391 Go! 295 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,814 Girls, that was probably some of the best work I've seen you do all day. 296 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,149 Thank you. 297 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,284 Where's the nearest bathroom? 298 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,325 Anyone want a s'more? 299 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,995 Ew. 300 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,296 It's good. 301 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,764 This seems fun. 302 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,133 You guys get to just, like, ride horses and, like, 303 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,669 sit by the fire with your friends, and you get paid for it. 304 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,105 It definitely is a different way of like-- 305 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,373 something that we're all accustomed to. 306 00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:28,842 I mean, we were all born and raised, you know, country folks. 307 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,310 You guys have never been to L.A.? 308 00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:31,144 Never been to L.A. 309 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,279 I've never been to L.A. 310 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,615 - New York? - Miami? 311 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,550 - Never been to Miami. - Negative, negative. 312 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,552 We spend 360 days a year right here. 313 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,188 You guys got to just see it, at least. 314 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,189 For what? 315 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,891 What do you mean, "for what?" 316 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,460 We got out of the city to come here. 317 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,276 Well, life on the open range begins at daybreak, 318 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,711 so everyone's up and ready to go. 319 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:05,946 You guys ready? 320 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,515 Well, almost everyone. 321 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,019 Come on, we're burning daylight. 322 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,589 We're ready to go. 323 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,524 Where's our cow? 324 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,625 Y'all's cow? I don't know. 325 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,094 I seen him when we left the trap back there. 326 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,696 Eh, he's still back there. 327 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,131 Wild Billy. 328 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,800 Why don't you guys just drive them in a truck instead of doing it this way? 329 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:30,437 Well, look at the terrain area they're in. 330 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,038 We can't get a truck and trailer down here. 331 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,807 And what are you going to do with them when they get over here? 332 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:36,210 We're gonna go to slaughter. 333 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,412 What? Ours? Billy? 334 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,681 We don't want that to happen. 335 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,116 - What? - They're going to kill Bill. 336 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:44,718 Oh, my god. 337 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,086 You guys can't kill him. 338 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:46,854 Well... 339 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,788 We painted him. 340 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,023 - He's ours. - Life is tough. 341 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,359 Don't crowd 'em too much, now. 342 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,594 Just stay out the way of them. 343 00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:56,897 Push 'em on up, Missy. Ooh. 344 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:57,798 There's Bill. 345 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:58,765 There's Bill. 346 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,802 Somebody needs to shut that gate and stay at it. 347 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,770 I hear the truck coming right now. 348 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:07,508 - I really feel bad for the cows. - I know, they're killing all of them. 349 00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:08,642 I know. 350 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:09,943 We should say something. 351 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,079 What are we going to say, it's a cow farm. 352 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,618 Look here, miss, you understand, 353 00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:19,520 we're not going to pay y'all but for one day. 354 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,921 We had two days of work here, but y'all kind of slacked up on us, 355 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:26,360 and so, uh, here's for the one day instead of two days. 356 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,328 I hope that will work for you. 357 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,564 We really want to keep Bill. 358 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,399 Yeah, we don't want you to take him. 359 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,234 He's going on that trailer. 360 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,172 What if we give this as a down payment? 361 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,873 The steer belong to somebody else though. 362 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,208 We've contracted them out. 363 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,476 We can break the contract. 364 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,045 That always happens in Hollywood. 365 00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:47,181 This is not Hollywood, kid. 366 00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:51,218 The only thing that I can imagine is that they would want to keep him as a... 367 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,452 pet in their front yard. 368 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,889 And... animals aren't pets, they're animals. 369 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,391 What if we pay double? 370 00:15:58,926 --> 00:15:59,793 It'd be a good deal. 371 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,295 I think I'd bargain for it. 372 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,563 Surely they're good for their word. 373 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,797 They look like they are. 374 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,133 - Let's do it. - All right. 375 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:06,834 Thanks. 376 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,302 - That's a deal then. - It's a deal. 377 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,069 We can turn ol' Bill out. 378 00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,738 I'd rather have a hug from you good lookin' girls than just a handshake. 379 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:14,374 I can't hardly see them girls gettin' out and feedin' him 380 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,577 and shovelin' (bleep) and cleaning his stall and everything, 381 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,078 but they would pay somebody to do it. 382 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,346 There goes Bill. 383 00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:22,349 I don't think I'd ever like the girls to come back and 384 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,051 help us work here on the ranch. 385 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,754 Um, I think it cost us more money to have them work out here 386 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,458 than it would be for us to just have our regular crew. 387 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,526 Hey, Murph. 388 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,128 Can I have $20 for gas? 389 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,631 "Can I have $20?" 390 00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:40,801 I always was a sucker for a beautiful woman. 391 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:44,271 Well, with the cattle drive over, 392 00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:47,307 the girls are ready for the most important drive of all. 393 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,243 - We're going home. - Thank god. 394 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,184 This road trip has been very, very interesting. 395 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,085 We had fun. 396 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:08,161 Airstream big chrome airstream leave the world behind me 397 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:12,099 but it was kind of neat just to, like, see all of America. 398 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:16,703 In my airstream free, I don't wanna be 399 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:17,271 I love this horse. 400 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,139 Stuck in the city 401 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,741 with the cars 402 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:23,076 and people downtown 403 00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:25,179 waiting in a line 404 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,081 wishing I was far away 405 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,684 where no one knows my name. 406 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,486 It's so funny. 407 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,154 Who's been your favorite family? 408 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:35,789 I liked the Cash family. 409 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,358 They were cool, how they, like, sang all the time. 410 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:42,362 Every family's been so different. 411 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:52,873 Bye! 412 00:17:53,140 --> 00:18:01,949 Free, I don't wanna be stuck in the city with the cars and people downtown... 413 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:12,960 We drove all the way from Florida to California. 414 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:15,729 You mean I drove from Florida to California. 415 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,264 But you were with me. 416 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,632 I can't believe we did it. 417 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,241 Hi, everyone. We're back. 418 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,044 I think she missed her cell phone. 419 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,880 I think she missed her house. 420 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,681 Hopefully, she missed me. 421 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:36,884 Hi, mom. 422 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,019 Paris is an adventurous girl. 423 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,356 And I can tell you right now, she is having a blast. 424 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,191 I think she would do it again in a minute. 425 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,526 Is this really it? Paris! 426 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,228 Can you imagine me and Nicole in this bed for a month? 427 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:48,762 No. 428 00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:54,101 This time around, who was more of the troublemaker? 429 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:58,105 No, 'cause we both, like, feed off of each other's energies. 430 00:18:58,372 --> 00:19:00,908 It's totally understandable that they would do this together. 431 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,377 I could not see Paris doing it with anyone else. 432 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,546 And I couldn't see Nicole doing it with anyone else. 433 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,781 We're so happy you came to our party. 434 00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:11,251 We're happy to be home, and we had a great time on the road. 435 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,455 And to all of you who think we couldn't do it... 436 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,559 ..we did it. 437 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:29,837 Well, it's been a long, hard road, 438 00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:34,408 but the girls are finally home and back to their normal lives. 439 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,010 I'm so glad to be home. 440 00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:38,111 Loves it. 441 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,146 Loves it. 442 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,215 Loves it. 443 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,884 - Excuse me, miss Hilton? - Yes. 444 00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:45,886 You and miss Richie have a guest. 445 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,187 - Who? - Who? 446 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,889 Will be right out. 447 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,796 Yay, Billy's here. 448 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,464 Come here, you sexy bitch. 449 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,633 He's so big. 450 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,736 Where do I sign? 451 00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:05,038 Welcome to L.A., Bill. 452 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,707 Welcome home. 453 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,212 Miss hilton, you must be worth a trillion bucks 454 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,814 Can we give him away now? 455 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,683 Get the feelin' that you don't really give a... 456 00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:17,751 I hate him. 457 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,853 You've got to keep Paris away from the animals. 458 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,857 Subtitles by Travis and RaceMan www.forom.com