1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,044 Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:04,880 - You're like a puppy. - I don't think that's a compliment. 3 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,896 You never want to be seen with me. 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,509 You don't remember? 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,595 No effing way! 6 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:14,223 I would never willingly make out with Ricky Schwartz. 7 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,225 I'm so glad I wrote you that letter. 8 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:23,399 There were a million reasons why I didn't want to get out of bed. 9 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,027 But apparently, the universe wasn't gonna let me sleep. 10 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,702 After throwing a hard school kegger, I had over three hundred friends. 11 00:00:35,656 --> 00:00:38,164 But I wasn't deluded by my surging popularity. 12 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:41,343 I knew the difference between real friends and virtual ones. 13 00:00:41,897 --> 00:00:43,752 My real friends weren't talking to me. 14 00:00:44,237 --> 00:00:47,131 Although, to be fair, Ming couldn't, litterally. 15 00:00:47,617 --> 00:00:49,849 While Ming was suffering from the kissing disease, 16 00:00:49,974 --> 00:00:51,427 I was sick over a kiss. 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,621 A drunken lips slip that had cost me Tamara's friendship. 18 00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:57,411 After alienating Matty and possibly Jake, 19 00:00:57,862 --> 00:01:00,060 my friend-scape was pretty barren. 20 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:02,897 But making new friends wasn't going to be a problem, 21 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:04,565 I had the interweb. 22 00:01:08,474 --> 00:01:09,579 What's going on? 23 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:11,363 I got canned from my job. 24 00:01:11,668 --> 00:01:14,048 Cause I screwed up this order but it wasn't my fault. 25 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:15,682 I was drunk from the night before, 26 00:01:15,807 --> 00:01:18,360 'cause my ex just got married to my best friend. 27 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,126 I've been spending a lot of time on the computer. 28 00:01:21,784 --> 00:01:23,211 Want to see my penis? 29 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:28,028 If my life had an escape button, I would've checked out for the day. 30 00:01:28,153 --> 00:01:30,062 There was only one small problem. 31 00:01:30,187 --> 00:01:31,467 Make a wish! 32 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,441 It was my goddamn birthday. 33 00:01:34,882 --> 00:01:36,635 Suicide Club présente : 34 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,766 1x09 - My Super Bittersweet Sixteen - 35 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,814 - Man, I remember when I was 16. - And you knocked up mom? 36 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,568 You're not about to tell me it happened in a car? 37 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:50,778 Not this car. 38 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,696 Tell me you're joking. 39 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:53,989 I am. 40 00:01:56,948 --> 00:01:59,453 - My lucky socks. - I thought maybe you'd be too old. 41 00:02:00,113 --> 00:02:01,288 Hell no. 42 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,082 I need them. 43 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:08,504 Remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you. 44 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,882 Especially cyclists. Spandex bastards think they own the road. 45 00:02:12,597 --> 00:02:14,274 The upside of being depressed? 46 00:02:14,399 --> 00:02:15,678 I was completely calm. 47 00:02:16,154 --> 00:02:18,304 Nothing was going to distract me. 48 00:02:20,745 --> 00:02:22,003 Go ahead, Ms. Hamilton. 49 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,061 Check your left mirror. 50 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,521 And your rearview mirror. 51 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:28,315 Don't forget, check the right mirror. 52 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,942 No, I got it. I just... 53 00:02:35,068 --> 00:02:35,958 Don't worry. 54 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,447 It took your mom a couple of times to pass, too. 55 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:40,744 It wasn't my fault. The dude had hook hands. 56 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:44,373 So you didn't get your license. What else do you want for your birthday? 57 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,375 I want to spend the day with you. 58 00:02:46,948 --> 00:02:48,460 You don't want to go to school. 59 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,379 And there's that. 60 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,715 I'd love to, but I have meetings all day. 61 00:02:53,146 --> 00:02:54,147 All right. 62 00:02:57,314 --> 00:02:58,307 Happy Birthday! 63 00:02:58,432 --> 00:03:00,410 There was nothing happy about it. 64 00:03:00,535 --> 00:03:03,096 It was another crap day in 2000-suck. 65 00:03:03,221 --> 00:03:04,560 And good luck with Tamara! 66 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,385 Do you think polyester see-through? 67 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,858 I'm considering going sans bra for the big game. 68 00:03:11,255 --> 00:03:12,985 Trying to make the Schwartzman jealous? 69 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,403 Negs on that! 70 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,736 The only reason I went tits-out at practice yesterday 71 00:03:16,861 --> 00:03:18,705 is because my bra malfunctioned. 72 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,410 I felt so free, and my flute playing was PFM. 73 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:24,955 It was pure, freaking magic. You should lose the grundies together. 74 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,379 Jonah S. is a freeballer, 75 00:03:26,504 --> 00:03:29,710 and his protein boost totally has a cinnamon thing going on. 76 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,086 Though it could be 'cause he's on tenor sax, 77 00:03:33,211 --> 00:03:35,511 all that brass so close to his junk. 78 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,429 It's Jenna's birthday? Get her anything, 79 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,431 or is she sequestered to the kiss & cry zone? 80 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,794 What do you think? 81 00:03:45,297 --> 00:03:47,147 After avoiding me for days, 82 00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:49,387 Tamara looked right at me. 83 00:03:49,512 --> 00:03:51,940 Like, she was totally open to my facemail. 84 00:03:52,548 --> 00:03:56,070 My dad was right. She was throwing me a birthday bone. 85 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,486 Happy Birthday. 86 00:03:58,464 --> 00:04:00,115 Once more with feeling. 87 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,959 At least I had some friends. Beggars couldn't be choosers. 88 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,128 - Thanks, Kyle. - I didn't do that. 89 00:04:14,891 --> 00:04:16,882 Crap, now I'm out a hundred bucks. 90 00:04:18,674 --> 00:04:20,155 There was a dead pool on you 91 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,471 and I bet you wouldn't make it to 16. 92 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,516 There had to be some way to get off the demon hell ride. 93 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,270 The nurse isn't in and I'm not feeling so hot, so can I go home? 94 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,115 You don't have a fever, 95 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,615 so either you have internal injuries 96 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:39,118 or you're trying to pull one over on me 97 00:04:39,243 --> 00:04:41,031 'cause it's your birthday! 98 00:04:41,422 --> 00:04:42,491 I'm on to you, J. 99 00:04:42,872 --> 00:04:45,282 Now, I'm not allowed to give gifts, 100 00:04:45,407 --> 00:04:48,622 but you and I have surpassed the whole teacher-student thing. 101 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,499 - Go ahead. - Thanks. 102 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,546 What's happenin', hot stuff? 103 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,880 I'm sorry, what? 104 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,137 I'm not pervy, 105 00:04:58,262 --> 00:05:00,652 I was quoting long duk dong from Sixteen Candles. 106 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:04,054 It's about a girl on her 16th birthday but everyone forgets about it. 107 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,230 It was fabulous. 108 00:05:06,355 --> 00:05:08,065 You know what? Let's talk about you. 109 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,309 Any plans? 110 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,854 None except for to go home after you write me that note. 111 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,023 Why don't you stick around here so you can celebrate with your amigos? 112 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,433 That'd be great but my amigos aren't talking to me. 113 00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:20,083 So what I'm hearing is that you want to celebrate, 114 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:22,551 but you don't have anyone to celebrate with. 115 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,284 What I'm saying is I really don't want to be here, 116 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,578 so the best gift you could give me is a note home. 117 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,126 "I can't believe this! They forgot my fucking birthday!" 118 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,919 I was quoting Molly Ringwald. She gave up. Don't you give up. 119 00:05:36,674 --> 00:05:38,130 That was me quoting myself. 120 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:45,681 I used to feel bad for David Shapiro. 121 00:05:46,684 --> 00:05:48,552 Eating by himself every day. 122 00:05:48,677 --> 00:05:52,307 Until I found out he wasn't really eating alone. 123 00:05:53,459 --> 00:05:55,272 He had imaginary friends, 124 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,191 which theoretically was like, 125 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,045 six to ten more that I had. 126 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,867 Hello, ladies. 127 00:06:00,992 --> 00:06:04,870 Look at Ricky Schwartz walking around like he's the bomb dot-com. 128 00:06:05,229 --> 00:06:07,135 Sure he's totally h-2-t gorge', 129 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:09,161 but my dead grandma can play clarinet better. 130 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,371 You guys are like Charlie's angels. 131 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,917 He claims his playing suffers because he gets like, 27 hardies a day. 132 00:06:15,394 --> 00:06:18,462 But I'm always on zipper patrol. And if that's true, 133 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,632 there's some "little penis, big world" action going on down there. 134 00:06:22,096 --> 00:06:24,218 I can't believe I wasted a year of my life 135 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,221 crushing out on him when I could've been fantasizing about Jake Gyllenhall. 136 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,348 Circa 2008. 137 00:06:36,153 --> 00:06:38,315 So, you forgive him, but you won't forgive Jenna? 138 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,359 Ricky and I were never exclusive. 139 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,565 Jenna and I were friends for seven years. 140 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,044 I showed her how to use a tampon. 141 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,376 You're blood sisters. 142 00:06:51,153 --> 00:06:52,084 Hey, loser. 143 00:06:52,209 --> 00:06:54,050 What are you doing sitting here by yourself? 144 00:06:54,175 --> 00:06:56,083 - Being a loser. - You going to the game? 145 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:57,650 What game? 146 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,712 The regional playoffs? It's the biggest game of the season. 147 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,173 I'm not a football person. 148 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:04,716 It is football? 149 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:05,968 Yeah. 150 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,262 Why don't you come with us? 151 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:11,108 I had been so destroyed over the Tamara sitch, 152 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,976 I didn't dare let myself think about my problems with Matty. 153 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,144 But seeing him in the flesh made me realize 154 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,438 I needed to set my pain bar a little higher. 155 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,274 I'm trying to keep a low-pro. 156 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:21,525 Yeah. 157 00:07:21,979 --> 00:07:23,850 Jenna Hamilton, where are you? 158 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,363 Where's the birthday girl? 159 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,287 I know you're here. 160 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,703 I didn't give a fuck If I set off the alarm. It was a real emergency. 161 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:36,030 Where do you think you're going? Jenna Hamilton is right here. 162 00:07:38,101 --> 00:07:39,042 She is here. 163 00:07:40,217 --> 00:07:42,087 Happy Birthday, Jenna. 164 00:07:42,571 --> 00:07:45,129 Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish 165 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,593 had been greatly exaggerated. 166 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,971 Happy Birthday, girlfriend. 167 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,932 Check it out, check it out. 168 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,310 Little birdie told me you're the birthday girl 169 00:07:56,755 --> 00:07:58,937 but don't eat too much cake that you wanna hurl 170 00:07:59,452 --> 00:08:01,899 you say you don't wanna play the game 171 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,735 just drop it down, sister, and blow out the flame 172 00:08:05,174 --> 00:08:07,600 'fore you make a wish, no, I ain't no magic fairy 173 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:10,407 I hope you like your cake 'cause it's filled with strawberry! 174 00:08:14,857 --> 00:08:16,747 I just want to take this moment to say... 175 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,372 You're still on mic. 176 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,835 I am so glad you're here. 177 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,253 That made one of us. 178 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,297 All I wanted was to spontaneously combust. 179 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:29,708 And I had hoped being near an open flame would help speed up the process. 180 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,053 I forgot the plates. 181 00:08:35,662 --> 00:08:37,174 I'm going to hold on to this. 182 00:08:38,348 --> 00:08:39,223 I gotta go, 183 00:08:39,348 --> 00:08:41,269 but you guys can help yourselves. 184 00:08:42,805 --> 00:08:43,941 I wanted to leave, 185 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:45,233 but I couldn't. 186 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:48,052 I had just received another gift... 187 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:49,863 Of the monthly variety. 188 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:52,957 And since Tamara was the keeper of the backup pants, 189 00:08:53,082 --> 00:08:55,327 there was no way I was getting my hands on them. 190 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,431 Well, how long is a little while? 191 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,272 Don't force me to put a time limit on this. 192 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,605 I'm having the carpets cleaned. It'll be done when it's done. 193 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,094 Come pick me up, and I'll hang out on the non-carpeted areas. 194 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,196 You can't. It's too... fumey. 195 00:09:13,479 --> 00:09:15,180 I just don't want you breathing in 196 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,557 all of these toxins. It'll stunt your growth. 197 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,392 Mom, I'm 16. 198 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,228 I think I'm kinda done growing. 199 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,313 That is not necessarily true. 200 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,566 My feet grew 2 sizes after I turned 20. 201 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,032 As did my boobs. 202 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,867 But you paid for that. 203 00:09:29,992 --> 00:09:32,739 Find something to occupy yourself, I'll be there in a little while. 204 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,878 My knowledge in football: Zero-point-zilch. 205 00:09:47,488 --> 00:09:50,549 But there was something comforting about disappearing into a sea of people. 206 00:09:50,943 --> 00:09:52,425 Come sit by me. 207 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,727 Over here! 208 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,889 I'm with a friend. 209 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,308 It's cool. 210 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,361 I thought you hated it. 211 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:07,298 I do, but I didn't wanna waste this awesome outfit. 212 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,609 That it is. Nice socks. 213 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,446 I had to admit, it was nice having someone to talk to. 214 00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:15,198 Who would actually talk to me back. 215 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,514 That's weird. 216 00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:18,631 Jenna hates football. 217 00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:23,875 Ricky Schwartz is a total prick. 218 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,666 He just gave me douche chills. 219 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:29,419 I have been under his spell for far too long. 220 00:10:29,544 --> 00:10:31,629 I have to escape from Schwartz Mountain. 221 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,052 What are you doing? 222 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,818 Post-game, the Sanctuary is a sex palace. 223 00:10:38,119 --> 00:10:39,923 There comes a time in every game 224 00:10:40,048 --> 00:10:41,975 where you have to call the fake kneel-down. 225 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,941 Why doesn't the kicker just turn around and kick it to our team? 226 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,568 We could do an on-side kick, 227 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,676 but the ball has to travel forward ten yards before we can recover it. 228 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:56,698 Otherwise, it's a penalty for illegal touching. 229 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:58,742 Bored. 230 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,700 We're over here! 231 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,876 Even though I had apologized, 232 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,878 Matty was still treating me like an a-hole, 233 00:11:10,839 --> 00:11:12,422 and I definitely looked the part. 234 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,363 You missed half the game. 235 00:11:16,998 --> 00:11:19,012 California grapefruit, 236 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,894 Texas cactus. 237 00:11:21,019 --> 00:11:22,557 We play your team 238 00:11:22,998 --> 00:11:25,108 just for practice. 239 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:34,736 Somebody let Hamilton out of her cage. 240 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,617 This is a bad omen. 241 00:11:36,742 --> 00:11:39,116 We are totally going to lose this game. 242 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,578 Dunphy's seriously one of the best quarterbacks we've had. 243 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,455 He's not as accurate as Jamie. 244 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,457 That's what made your bro all-state but, 245 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,000 he's got a strong arm. 246 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,040 How is Jamie? Still kicking your ass? 247 00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:56,258 And he's not the only one. 248 00:11:56,756 --> 00:11:59,369 No wonder Matty was treating me like a leper. 249 00:11:59,494 --> 00:12:01,137 Apparently, I'd really hit a nerve 250 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,288 when I gave him a hard time at my party. 251 00:12:03,677 --> 00:12:06,135 Maybe I deserved to spend my birthday alone. 252 00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:08,736 I have to go. 253 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,167 Wait, Jenna! 254 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,904 I wanted to apologize for calling you out in the caf. 255 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,375 Honestly, I didn't think you'd want to miss your cake. 256 00:12:32,314 --> 00:12:34,431 Listen, you transparent social climber. 257 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:36,788 Just because you can't make your own friends 258 00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:39,134 doesn't mean you can snake mine. 259 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,179 The only reason Matty and Jake can stand being around you 260 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,514 is because they feel sorry for you. 261 00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:46,183 Look at you. 262 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,643 You're like something a desperate celebrity would adopt 263 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,659 from a third world country. 264 00:12:51,255 --> 00:12:52,314 Happy birthday. 265 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,481 Cheers! 266 00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:58,445 Having been emotionally raped by the day, 267 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,811 I was numb to Sadie's harsh words. 268 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,968 Or maybe it was the crushed ice melting in my bra. 269 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,288 It's her birthday. 270 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,166 You're welcome. 271 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:26,570 Mom, it's me. 272 00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,427 Call me when you get this or just come pick me up. 273 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,811 In case you're wondering, I am calling from hell. 274 00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:34,480 Nice moves, Hamilton. 275 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,150 - Where's your boyfriend? - He's picking me up in his chariot. 276 00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:40,695 You need a ride to the after party? 277 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,155 It's a private party. 278 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,269 I'm cool. 279 00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:46,576 Matty's not going either, he could give you a ride. 280 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,370 My mom should be here in a minute. 281 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,747 - McKibben, take the girl home. - Butt out, Rosati. 282 00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:53,792 She said she wants to wait for her mommy. 283 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,586 Did you fail your driver's test? 284 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,558 I'll give you a ride. 285 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,724 Just Stay straight up here. 286 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,643 - And then... - I know where you live. 287 00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:16,393 So... 288 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:18,817 I'm sorry about what I said to you at my party. 289 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,069 I didn't mean it. I don't think you're too good. 290 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,060 It's okay. You were right. 291 00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:26,408 I don't think I'm too good for you, 292 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:30,537 but I do care too much about what other people think. 293 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,821 Everybody does. 294 00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:34,165 That's the thing, Jenna. You don't. 295 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,285 That's why it bummed me out because... 296 00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,336 You said it. 297 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,529 It kills me that you think of me that way. 298 00:14:40,654 --> 00:14:41,655 I don't. 299 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,009 I know you're a good person. 300 00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:46,386 Can I ask you something? 301 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,723 What's up with those socks? 302 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,083 Clown college. 303 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:53,435 I go at night. 304 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,748 Seriously? 305 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,771 I put them on this morning for good luck, 306 00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:01,109 and now I am convinced they're cursed. 307 00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:02,777 Then hand them over. 308 00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:03,987 Come on. 309 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,574 It's about time. 310 00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:12,497 No more bad luck. 311 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,478 So you and me, we're cool? 312 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,113 Yeah, we're good. 313 00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:26,134 Friends? 314 00:15:28,415 --> 00:15:29,262 Totally. 315 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,307 My first birthday wish had come back to bite me in the ass. 316 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,393 When I asked for my friends back, I should have specified 317 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,439 I wanted Matty back as the boyfriend variety. 318 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,604 - Thanks for the ride. - No problem. 319 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:02,003 Keep your eyes closed. Sorry for leaving you stranded, 320 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,828 but you will forgive me 321 00:16:03,953 --> 00:16:06,756 when you see what your birthday gift is. 322 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,761 Happy Birthday! 323 00:16:12,732 --> 00:16:14,015 Isn't it perfect? 324 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:15,767 Perfect... 325 00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:18,758 For entertaining clients as a highly paid escort. 326 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,063 Okay, check this out. 327 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,074 Sunny. 328 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,441 Sultry. 329 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,028 Sordid. 330 00:16:28,602 --> 00:16:29,447 Cool, huh? 331 00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:33,543 I thought it was about time that you had a grown-up bedroom. 332 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,327 And there's one more special feature. Come on. 333 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,638 Now, lie back. 334 00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:47,382 Wanna know the best thing about having a mirror on your ceiling? 335 00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:49,259 I can't imagine. 336 00:16:49,872 --> 00:16:51,428 You can do your makeup in bed. 337 00:16:54,155 --> 00:16:55,583 When I was 16, 338 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,268 I would have killed for a bedroom like this. 339 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,937 Thanks, mom. 340 00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:08,236 Is that what you wore on your special day? 341 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,001 There it was. My mom's birthday insult. 342 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,678 My day was complete. 343 00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:16,411 Where's my stuff? 344 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,869 I put it in that box. 345 00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,105 Now, I am gonna to leave you two alone 346 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,585 to get to know each other. 347 00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,450 Happy Birthday! 348 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:28,673 16 years on the planet, and all I had to show for it 349 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,942 was one box. 350 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,946 It was time for a virtual escape. 351 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,961 Straight up PG. 352 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,350 Scandalous. 353 00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:44,203 Hey, sexy. 354 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,817 - What's the problem? - You are my problem. 355 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,065 I've been raging against my best friend, 356 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,322 and letting you off the hook when you're just as guilty. 357 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,659 Stop flirting with me, stop texting me, don't ever look at me again. 358 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,912 Unless you're waiting for a flute cue from Mr. Roboto. 359 00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:00,788 I don't want your skinny ass 360 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,183 in my life anymore! 361 00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:04,250 This flirtationship is over. 362 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,418 Game over. 363 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,130 You're so hot right now. 364 00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:20,654 Awesome. 365 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,847 It took her awhile, but Molly Ringwald figured it out. 366 00:18:25,182 --> 00:18:26,447 Lesson learned. 367 00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:28,621 You shouldn't be afraid to be who you are 368 00:18:28,746 --> 00:18:31,319 because even hot guys will like you if you like yourself. 369 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:35,073 Clearly, I had been going about things all wrong. 370 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:38,007 How was I supposed to be accepted by everybody else 371 00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:40,212 when I hadn't even accepted myself? 372 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,016 "Jenna, as you are now, 373 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,295 "you could disappear, and no one would notice." 374 00:18:49,572 --> 00:18:52,465 Truth was sometimes I wanted to disappear. 375 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:54,968 But I wasn't going to. 376 00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,765 I thought 16 was setting itself up 377 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,642 to be the worst year of my life. 378 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,103 But I was born on 7:32 PM, 379 00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:06,564 which meant... 380 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,682 I was still 15. 381 00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,156 I forgot something. 382 00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:30,402 Happy Birthday. 383 00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,263 What happened to your room? 384 00:19:38,492 --> 00:19:39,554 My mother. 385 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,125 It gets better. 386 00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:47,391 Your mom did this? 387 00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:51,455 Don't ask me to explain because I can't. 388 00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:57,163 I lied to you in the car. 389 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:02,962 I don't want to be friends. 390 00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:08,499 I want to be more. 391 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,051 As far as I was concerned, 15 could suck it. 392 00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:19,892 Because 16... 393 00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:22,662 It was starting off pretty damn good. 394 00:20:27,173 --> 00:20:28,531 www.u-sub.net 395 00:20:28,656 --> 00:20:30,355 www.sous-titres.eu