1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,796 Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,632 - You're like a puppy. - I don't think that's a compliment. 3 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,647 You never want to be seen with me. 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,261 You don't remember? 5 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:13,347 No effing way! 6 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,975 I would never willingly make out with Ricky Schwartz. 7 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,977 I'm so glad I wrote you that letter. 8 00:00:22,185 --> 00:00:25,151 There were a million reasons why I didn't want to get out of bed. 9 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,779 But apparently, the universe wasn't gonna let me sleep. 10 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:36,454 After throwing a hard school kegger, I had over three hundred friends. 11 00:00:37,407 --> 00:00:39,957 But I wasn't deluded by my surging popularity. 12 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:43,094 I knew the difference between real friends and virtual ones. 13 00:00:43,648 --> 00:00:45,504 My real friends weren't talking to me. 14 00:00:45,988 --> 00:00:48,883 Although, to be fair, Ming couldn't, litterally. 15 00:00:49,368 --> 00:00:51,600 While Ming was suffering from the kissing disease, 16 00:00:51,725 --> 00:00:53,179 I was sick over a kiss. 17 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:56,372 A drunken lips slip that had cost me Tamara's friendship. 18 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,162 After alienating Matty and possibly Jake, 19 00:00:59,613 --> 00:01:01,812 my friend-scape was pretty barren. 20 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,648 But making new friends wasn't going to be a problem, 21 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,317 I had the interweb. 22 00:01:10,225 --> 00:01:11,330 What's going on? 23 00:01:11,455 --> 00:01:13,115 I got canned from my job. 24 00:01:13,419 --> 00:01:15,799 Cause I screwed up this order but it wasn't my fault. 25 00:01:15,924 --> 00:01:17,433 I was drunk from the night before, 26 00:01:17,558 --> 00:01:20,111 'cause my ex just got married to my best friend. 27 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,877 I've been spending a lot of time on the computer. 28 00:01:23,535 --> 00:01:24,962 Want to see my penis? 29 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,779 If my life had an escape button, I would've checked out for the day. 30 00:01:29,904 --> 00:01:31,813 There was only one small problem. 31 00:01:31,938 --> 00:01:33,177 Make a wish! 32 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,192 It was my goddamn birthday. 33 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,386 Suicide Club présente : 34 00:01:38,511 --> 00:01:40,518 1x09 - My Super Bittersweet Sixteen - 35 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:47,566 - Man, I remember when I was 16. - And you knocked up mom? 36 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,320 You're not about to tell me it happened in a car? 37 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,530 Not this car. 38 00:01:53,311 --> 00:01:54,448 Tell me you're joking. 39 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,741 I am. 40 00:01:58,699 --> 00:02:01,205 - My lucky socks. - I thought maybe you'd be too old. 41 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:03,040 Hell no. 42 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:04,834 I need them. 43 00:02:06,661 --> 00:02:10,256 Remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you. 44 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,634 Especially cyclists. Spandex bastards think they own the road. 45 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:16,025 The upside of being depressed? 46 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,430 I was completely calm. 47 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,055 Nothing was going to distract me. 48 00:02:22,496 --> 00:02:23,754 Go ahead, Ms. Hamilton. 49 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,813 Check your left mirror. 50 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,273 And your rearview mirror. 51 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,067 Don't forget, check the right mirror. 52 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,694 No, I got it. I just... 53 00:02:36,819 --> 00:02:37,709 Don't worry. 54 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:40,198 It took your mom a couple of times to pass, too. 55 00:02:40,323 --> 00:02:42,496 It wasn't my fault. The dude had hook hands. 56 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:46,125 So you didn't get your license. What else do you want for your birthday? 57 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,127 I want to spend the day with you. 58 00:02:48,699 --> 00:02:50,212 You don't want to go to school. 59 00:02:50,886 --> 00:02:52,131 And there's that. 60 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,467 I'd love to, but I have meetings all day. 61 00:02:54,897 --> 00:02:55,898 All right. 62 00:02:59,065 --> 00:03:00,058 Happy Birthday! 63 00:03:00,183 --> 00:03:02,161 There was nothing happy about it. 64 00:03:02,286 --> 00:03:04,847 It was another crap day in 2000-suck. 65 00:03:04,972 --> 00:03:06,312 And good luck with Tamara! 66 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,156 Do you think polyester see-through? 67 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,610 I'm considering going sans bra for the big game. 68 00:03:13,006 --> 00:03:14,737 Trying to make the Schwartzman jealous? 69 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,155 Negs on that! 70 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,487 The only reason I went tits-out at practice yesterday 71 00:03:18,612 --> 00:03:20,456 is because my bra malfunctioned. 72 00:03:20,581 --> 00:03:23,162 I felt so free, and my flute playing was PFM. 73 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:26,582 It was pure, freaking magic. You should lose the grundies together. 74 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,130 Jonah S. is a freeballer, 75 00:03:28,255 --> 00:03:31,462 and his protein boost totally has a cinnamon thing going on. 76 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,837 Though it could be 'cause he's on tenor sax, 77 00:03:34,962 --> 00:03:37,262 all that brass so close to his junk. 78 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,181 It's Jenna's birthday? Get her anything, 79 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,183 or is she sequestered to the kiss & cry zone? 80 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,545 What do you think? 81 00:03:47,048 --> 00:03:48,898 After avoiding me for days, 82 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:51,138 Tamara looked right at me. 83 00:03:51,263 --> 00:03:53,692 Like, she was totally open to my facemail. 84 00:03:54,299 --> 00:03:57,822 My dad was right. She was throwing me a birthday bone. 85 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,237 Happy Birthday. 86 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:01,867 Once more with feeling. 87 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,710 At least I had some friends. Beggars couldn't be choosers. 88 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,880 - Thanks, Kyle. - I didn't do that. 89 00:04:16,642 --> 00:04:18,633 Crap, now I'm out a hundred bucks. 90 00:04:20,425 --> 00:04:21,906 There was a dead pool on you 91 00:04:22,031 --> 00:04:24,223 and I bet you wouldn't make it to 16. 92 00:04:24,914 --> 00:04:27,268 There had to be some way to get off the demon hell ride. 93 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,022 The nurse isn't in and I'm not feeling so hot, so can I go home? 94 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,866 You don't have a fever, 95 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,366 so either you have internal injuries 96 00:04:38,491 --> 00:04:40,869 or you're trying to pull one over on me 97 00:04:40,994 --> 00:04:42,783 'cause it's your birthday! 98 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:44,243 I'm on to you, J. 99 00:04:44,623 --> 00:04:47,033 Now, I'm not allowed to give gifts, 100 00:04:47,158 --> 00:04:50,374 but you and I have surpassed the whole teacher-student thing. 101 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,251 - Go ahead. - Thanks. 102 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,298 What's happenin', hot stuff? 103 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,632 I'm sorry, what? 104 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,888 I'm not pervy, 105 00:05:00,013 --> 00:05:02,403 I was quoting long duk dong from Sixteen Candles. 106 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,806 It's about a girl on her 16th birthday but everyone forgets about it. 107 00:05:06,185 --> 00:05:07,981 It was fabulous. 108 00:05:08,106 --> 00:05:09,816 You know what? Let's talk about you. 109 00:05:09,941 --> 00:05:11,061 Any plans? 110 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,606 None except for to go home after you write me that note. 111 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,776 Why don't you stick around here so you can celebrate with your amigos? 112 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,184 That'd be great but my amigos aren't talking to me. 113 00:05:19,309 --> 00:05:21,834 So what I'm hearing is that you want to celebrate, 114 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:24,302 but you don't have anyone to celebrate with. 115 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,035 What I'm saying is I really don't want to be here, 116 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,330 so the best gift you could give me is a note home. 117 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,877 "I can't believe this! They forgot my fucking birthday!" 118 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,671 I was quoting Molly Ringwald. She gave up. Don't you give up. 119 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,882 That was me quoting myself. 120 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,432 I used to feel bad for David Shapiro. 121 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,303 Eating by himself every day. 122 00:05:50,428 --> 00:05:54,058 Until I found out he wasn't really eating alone. 123 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:56,878 He had imaginary friends, 124 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,943 which theoretically was like, 125 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,796 six to ten more that I had. 126 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,618 Hello, ladies. 127 00:06:02,743 --> 00:06:06,621 Look at Ricky Schwartz walking around like he's the bomb dot-com. 128 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,886 Sure he's totally h-2-t gorge', 129 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:10,913 but my dead grandma can play clarinet better. 130 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:13,124 You guys are like Charlie's angels. 131 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,669 He claims his playing suffers because he gets like, 27 hardies a day. 132 00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:20,214 But I'm always on zipper patrol. And if that's true, 133 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,384 there's some "little penis, big world" action going on down there. 134 00:06:23,847 --> 00:06:25,970 I can't believe I wasted a year of my life 135 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,973 crushing out on him when I could've been fantasizing about Jake Gyllenhall. 136 00:06:30,051 --> 00:06:31,100 Circa 2008. 137 00:06:37,904 --> 00:06:40,067 So, you forgive him, but you won't forgive Jenna? 138 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,111 Ricky and I were never exclusive. 139 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,316 Jenna and I were friends for seven years. 140 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,795 I showed her how to use a tampon. 141 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,127 You're blood sisters. 142 00:06:52,904 --> 00:06:53,835 Hey, loser. 143 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,801 What are you doing sitting here by yourself? 144 00:06:55,926 --> 00:06:57,835 - Being a loser. - You going to the game? 145 00:06:58,337 --> 00:06:59,401 What game? 146 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,465 The regional playoffs? It's the biggest game of the season. 147 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,925 I'm not a football person. 148 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,469 It is football? 149 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,720 Yeah. 150 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,014 Why don't you come with us? 151 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,859 I had been so destroyed over the Tamara sitch, 152 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,728 I didn't dare let myself think about my problems with Matty. 153 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,897 But seeing him in the flesh made me realize 154 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,191 I needed to set my pain bar a little higher. 155 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,026 I'm trying to keep a low-pro. 156 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,277 Yeah. 157 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,601 Jenna Hamilton, where are you? 158 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,326 Where's the birthday girl? 159 00:07:28,451 --> 00:07:30,038 I know you're here. 160 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:34,455 I didn't give a fuck If I set off the alarm. It was a real emergency. 161 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,781 Where do you think you're going? Jenna Hamilton is right here. 162 00:07:39,852 --> 00:07:40,795 She is here. 163 00:07:41,968 --> 00:07:43,839 Happy Birthday, Jenna. 164 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:46,880 Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish 165 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,345 had been greatly exaggerated. 166 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,015 Happy Birthday, girlfriend. 167 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:55,976 Check it out, check it out. 168 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,354 Little birdie told me you're the birthday girl 169 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:00,981 but don't eat too much cake that you wanna hurl 170 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:03,816 you say you don't wanna play the game 171 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,779 just drop it down, sister, and blow out the flame 172 00:08:07,217 --> 00:08:09,643 'fore you make a wish, no, I ain't no magic fairy 173 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:12,451 I hope you like your cake 'cause it's filled with strawberry! 174 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,791 I just want to take this moment to say... 175 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,415 You're still on mic. 176 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,879 I am so glad you're here. 177 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,297 That made one of us. 178 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,340 All I wanted was to spontaneously combust. 179 00:08:28,465 --> 00:08:31,751 And I had hoped being near an open flame would help speed up the process. 180 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:33,097 I forgot the plates. 181 00:08:37,705 --> 00:08:39,217 I'm going to hold on to this. 182 00:08:40,391 --> 00:08:41,266 I gotta go, 183 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:43,312 but you guys can help yourselves. 184 00:08:44,848 --> 00:08:45,985 I wanted to leave, 185 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:47,278 but I couldn't. 186 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:50,095 I had just received another gift... 187 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,907 Of the monthly variety. 188 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:55,000 And since Tamara was the keeper of the backup pants, 189 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,371 there was no way I was getting my hands on them. 190 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,474 Well, how long is a little while? 191 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,315 Don't force me to put a time limit on this. 192 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,648 I'm having the carpets cleaned. It'll be done when it's done. 193 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,137 Come pick me up, and I'll hang out on the non-carpeted areas. 194 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,239 You can't. It's too... fumey. 195 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,224 I just don't want you breathing in 196 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,602 all of these toxins. It'll stunt your growth. 197 00:09:20,122 --> 00:09:21,435 Mom, I'm 16. 198 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,272 I think I'm kinda done growing. 199 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,357 That is not necessarily true. 200 00:09:25,823 --> 00:09:28,611 My feet grew 2 sizes after I turned 20. 201 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,075 As did my boobs. 202 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:31,910 But you paid for that. 203 00:09:32,035 --> 00:09:34,784 Find something to occupy yourself, I'll be there in a little while. 204 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,923 My knowledge in football: Zero-point-zilch. 205 00:09:49,531 --> 00:09:52,593 But there was something comforting about disappearing into a sea of people. 206 00:09:52,986 --> 00:09:54,428 Come sit by me. 207 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,783 Over here! 208 00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,934 I'm with a friend. 209 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:02,353 It's cool. 210 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,404 I thought you hated it. 211 00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:09,341 I do, but I didn't wanna waste this awesome outfit. 212 00:10:09,466 --> 00:10:11,654 That it is. Nice socks. 213 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,490 I had to admit, it was nice having someone to talk to. 214 00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:17,243 Who would actually talk to me back. 215 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,557 That's weird. 216 00:10:19,124 --> 00:10:20,674 Jenna hates football. 217 00:10:23,818 --> 00:10:25,918 Ricky Schwartz is a total prick. 218 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,709 He just gave me douche chills. 219 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,462 I have been under his spell for far too long. 220 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,672 I have to escape from Schwartz Mountain. 221 00:10:35,973 --> 00:10:37,096 What are you doing? 222 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,861 Post-game, the Sanctuary is a sex palace. 223 00:10:40,162 --> 00:10:41,966 There comes a time in every game 224 00:10:42,091 --> 00:10:44,019 where you have to call the fake kneel-down. 225 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,986 Why doesn't the kicker just turn around and kick it to our team? 226 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,612 We could do an on-side kick, 227 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,719 but the ball has to travel forward ten yards before we can recover it. 228 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,742 Otherwise, it's a penalty for illegal touching. 229 00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:00,786 Bored. 230 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,743 We're over here! 231 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,920 Even though I had apologized, 232 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,922 Matty was still treating me like an a-hole, 233 00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:14,467 and I definitely looked the part. 234 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,406 You missed half the game. 235 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:21,056 California grapefruit, 236 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,937 Texas cactus. 237 00:11:23,062 --> 00:11:24,602 We play your team 238 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:27,151 just for practice. 239 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,781 Somebody let Hamilton out of her cage. 240 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,660 This is a bad omen. 241 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,160 We are totally going to lose this game. 242 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,623 Dunphy's seriously one of the best quarterbacks we've had. 243 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,500 He's not as accurate as Jamie. 244 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,502 That's what made your bro all-state but, 245 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,043 he's got a strong arm. 246 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,083 How is Jamie? Still kicking your ass? 247 00:11:56,578 --> 00:11:58,302 And he's not the only one. 248 00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:01,412 No wonder Matty was treating me like a leper. 249 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,180 Apparently, I'd really hit a nerve 250 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,331 when I gave him a hard time at my party. 251 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,178 Maybe I deserved to spend my birthday alone. 252 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,779 I have to go. 253 00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:25,210 Wait, Jenna! 254 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,947 I wanted to apologize for calling you out in the caf. 255 00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:32,420 Honestly, I didn't think you'd want to miss your cake. 256 00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:36,474 Listen, you transparent social climber. 257 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:38,831 Just because you can't make your own friends 258 00:12:38,956 --> 00:12:41,178 doesn't mean you can snake mine. 259 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,223 The only reason Matty and Jake can stand being around you 260 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,559 is because they feel sorry for you. 261 00:12:47,327 --> 00:12:48,227 Look at you. 262 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,688 You're like something a desperate celebrity would adopt 263 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,702 from a third world country. 264 00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:54,358 Happy birthday. 265 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,524 Cheers! 266 00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:00,489 Having been emotionally raped by the day, 267 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,854 I was numb to Sadie's harsh words. 268 00:13:03,595 --> 00:13:06,011 Or maybe it was the crushed ice melting in my bra. 269 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,332 It's her birthday. 270 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,210 You're welcome. 271 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,322 Mom, it's me. 272 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,179 Call me when you get this or just come pick me up. 273 00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:34,565 In case you're wondering, I am calling from hell. 274 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,193 Nice moves, Hamilton. 275 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,904 - Where's your boyfriend? - He's picking me up in his chariot. 276 00:13:41,511 --> 00:13:43,449 You need a ride to the after party? 277 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,909 It's a private party. 278 00:13:45,906 --> 00:13:47,021 I'm cool. 279 00:13:47,146 --> 00:13:49,330 Matty's not going either, he could give you a ride. 280 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,123 My mom should be here in a minute. 281 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,501 - McKibben, take the girl home. - Butt out, Rosati. 282 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:56,545 She said she wants to wait for her mommy. 283 00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:59,340 Did you fail your driver's test? 284 00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:02,310 I'll give you a ride. 285 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,478 Just Stay straight up here. 286 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,396 - And then... - I know where you live. 287 00:14:18,144 --> 00:14:19,145 So... 288 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,570 I'm sorry about what I said to you at my party. 289 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,823 I didn't mean it. I don't think you're too good for me. 290 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,812 It's okay. You were right. 291 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,161 I don't think I'm too good for you, 292 00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:33,289 but I do care too much about what other people think. 293 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,573 Everybody does. 294 00:14:34,928 --> 00:14:36,919 That's the thing, Jenna. You don't. 295 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,037 That's why it bummed me out because... 296 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:41,090 You said it. 297 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,281 It kills me that you think of me that way. 298 00:14:43,406 --> 00:14:44,407 I don't. 299 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:46,762 I know you're a good person. 300 00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:49,140 Can I ask you something? 301 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,476 What's up with those socks? 302 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,835 Clown college. 303 00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:56,188 I go at night. 304 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,500 Seriously? 305 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,523 I put them on this morning for good luck, 306 00:15:01,648 --> 00:15:03,863 and now I am convinced they're cursed. 307 00:15:04,255 --> 00:15:05,531 Then hand them over. 308 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,740 Come on. 309 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,327 It's about time. 310 00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:15,249 No more bad luck. 311 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,230 So you and me, we're cool? 312 00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:26,865 Yeah, we're good. 313 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:28,846 Friends? 314 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:31,974 Totally. 315 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,019 My first birthday wish had come back to bite me in the ass. 316 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,105 When I asked for my friends back, I should have specified 317 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,191 I wanted Matty back as the boyfriend variety. 318 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,356 - Thanks for the ride. - No problem. 319 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,091 Keep your eyes closed. Sorry for leaving you stranded, 320 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,913 but you will forgive me 321 00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:09,841 when you see what your birthday gift is. 322 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,848 Happy Birthday! 323 00:16:15,817 --> 00:16:17,103 Isn't it perfect? 324 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:18,854 Perfect... 325 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,843 For entertaining clients as a highly paid escort. 326 00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:23,150 Okay, check this out. 327 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,159 Sunny. 328 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,529 Sultry. 329 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,115 Sordid. 330 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:32,535 Cool, huh? 331 00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:36,628 I thought it was about time that you had a grown-up bedroom. 332 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,412 And there's one more special feature. Come on. 333 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,723 Now, lie back. 334 00:16:46,893 --> 00:16:50,469 Wanna know the best thing about having a mirror on your ceiling? 335 00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:52,346 I can't imagine. 336 00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:54,515 You can do your makeup in bed. 337 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,668 When I was 16, 338 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,355 I would have killed for a bedroom like this. 339 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,024 Thanks, mom. 340 00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:11,323 Is that what you wore on your special day? 341 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,086 There it was. My mom's birthday insult. 342 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,763 My day was complete. 343 00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,498 Where's my stuff? 344 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,954 I put it in that box. 345 00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:25,190 Now, I am gonna to leave you two alone 346 00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:26,672 to get to know each other. 347 00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:28,535 Happy Birthday! 348 00:17:29,184 --> 00:17:31,761 16 years on the planet, and all I had to show for it 349 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,027 was one box. 350 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,031 It was time for a virtual escape. 351 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,046 Straight up PG. 352 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,437 Scandalous. 353 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:47,288 Hey, sexy. 354 00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:50,905 - What's the problem? - You are my problem. 355 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,150 I've been raging against my best friend, 356 00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:55,409 and letting you off the hook when you're just as guilty. 357 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,747 Stop flirting with me, stop texting me, don't ever look at me again. 358 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,348 Unless you're waiting for a flute cue from Mr. Roboto. 359 00:18:02,473 --> 00:18:03,876 I don't want your skinny ass 360 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,268 in my life anymore! 361 00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:07,338 This flirtationship is over. 362 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,503 Game over. 363 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,218 You're so hot right now. 364 00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:23,739 Awesome. 365 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,932 It took her awhile, but Molly Ringwald figured it out. 366 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:29,532 Lesson learned. 367 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,706 You shouldn't be afraid to be who you are 368 00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:34,406 because even hot guys will like you if you like yourself. 369 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:38,160 Clearly, I had been going about things all wrong. 370 00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:41,092 How was I supposed to be accepted by everybody else 371 00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:43,297 when I hadn't even accepted myself? 372 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,101 "Jenna, as you are now, 373 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,383 "you could disappear, and no one would notice." 374 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:55,553 Truth was sometimes I wanted to disappear. 375 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,055 But I wasn't going to. 376 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,853 I thought 16 was setting itself up 377 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,729 to be the worst year of my life. 378 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,190 But I was born on 7:32 PM, 379 00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:09,649 which meant... 380 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,767 I was still 15. 381 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,241 I forgot something. 382 00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:33,487 Happy Birthday. 383 00:19:38,769 --> 00:19:40,348 What happened to your room? 384 00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:42,641 My mother. 385 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,210 It gets better. 386 00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:50,476 Your mom did this? 387 00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:54,540 Don't ask me to explain because I can't. 388 00:19:58,129 --> 00:20:00,248 I lied to you in the car. 389 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,047 I don't want to be friends. 390 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,587 I want to be more. 391 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,138 As far as I was concerned, 15 could suck it. 392 00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:22,977 Because 16... 393 00:20:23,428 --> 00:20:25,747 It was starting off pretty damn good. 394 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:33,442 www.u-sub.net www.sous-titres.eu