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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Okay, two lines, what's that?
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What's that?
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Two lines,
it's if there is a baby in there
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okay, but what about
this one has a smiley face?
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I don't know what's that smiley,
if you're not pregnant or if there is baby in there.
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If you're not pregnant
or if there is baby in there.
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Stop saying "baby in there,"
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like there's a baby
hiding in a closet
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with a knife or something.
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Why are we whispering?
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I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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There's a baby in there.
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This baby might be
a good thing.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Because, one day,
you're gonna die.
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You're gonna die,
and I'll be all alone
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for...10, 20,
30 years.
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Wait, whoa. Wait.
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I'm gonna die?
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You're dead, and I'm all alone.
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And I'll start smoking again.
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I'll be sitting on the porch
of some old folks home,
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blowing smoke on
people's families
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and grandchildren and...
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They'll be saying,
"there's Reagan Brinkley.
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"She has no family,
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and everyone she knows
is dead."
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So you're already in a home
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and I'm dead?
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Mm-hmm.
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But we'll have a baby.
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Yeah.
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[Gentle guitar music]
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Look at that.
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Look at her.
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She's so beautiful.
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So [Bleep] Beautiful.
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God [Bleep].
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Chris, you know what?
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We should probably
cool it on the cussing.
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- Oh, [Bleep], you're right.
- Babe, you did it again.
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Yeah, but she's asleep.
She can't hear us.
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Hmm.
[Giggles]
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Holy [Bleep].
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[Upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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[Baby laughing]
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[Baby cooing]
Are you ready for this?
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Yes. Hey, come on.
Look, you love your job.
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Plus, this is an opportunity
for me to bond with my daughter.
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- Ohh.
- Who knows?
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Maybe I'll get
the old nordic track out.
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Get my body back
to where it needs to be.
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[Chuckles]
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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We have a baby!
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MATT LAUER:Deadly radiation
from cell phones
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and just how safe...
Ohh.
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Is your clock radio?
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Uhh!
This will happen!
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Gaaaah!
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[Zipper zips]
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Yes!
Dr. Nancy spivey
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tells us about the dangers
of exploding clock radios.
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- Heh heh.
- It's also Reagan Brinkley's
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first day back at work.
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Good luck today, Reagan.
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But let me ask you:
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Are you and Chris
really ready to handle
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all this mommy/daddy stuff?
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What?
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[Scoffs]
Hon...
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Not sure you can
rock that skirt anymore.
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Oh, shut up, Matt lauer!
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Oh, look at that.
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So, babe, what do you
wanna do tomorrow
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for our anniversary?
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Seven years.
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Oh, my God, right?
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I don't know.
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Something--
something epic,
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like the old days.
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You know, maybe some eating
and drinking.
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Dancin', smokin'.
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God, I need a drink so badly.
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I mean, I haven't had a drink
since before I was pregnant.
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Although we can't go that far
with the cigarettes.
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You know.
Oh, you're right.
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Smoking is my gateway drug,
isn't it?
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I mean, I have one cigarette,
and the next thing you know,
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I'm dancing on the pool table,
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doing jager shots.
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Dazzling the folks
with my old school raps.
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God, your beats are so tight
after three jager bombs.
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So, honey, are you sure
you're ready for solo today?
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What?
Are you kidding? Yes.
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Why hire a nanny
when you got me, right?
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I'm just saying, don't
sit on the couch all day,
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like, watching hockey
and playing video games.
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What? No.
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It's not even plugged in or--
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come on, babe, worry.
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I can't totally do this.
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Okay, you just said,
"babe, worry.
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I can't totally do this."
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- No, I said we can.
- Hm-mm.
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I said,
"we can totally do this."
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You didn't.
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But okay.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye, baby.
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Mwah!
I love you guys.
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- Bye, mama.
- All right, bye.
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Reagan!
Welcome back.
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Reagan, thank God you're back!
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Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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It's okay.
What's going on?
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The last few months
have been rough.
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Yesterday, show hit bottom.
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And instead of coming up
with a new show,
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Ava's in her office,
eating her feelings.
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Oh, no. What?
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Cake. Entenmann's.
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Okay.
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[Upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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I was raised
on the hardscrabble roads
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of the Florida panhandle.
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But I'm here to tell you that,
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no matter where you come from,
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you can always
get up that Mountain.
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Now, let's get up together.
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Hello.
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[Mouth full]
Reagan!
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Oh, my God, you're back!
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Get in here.
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Welcome home--
what are you doing? No, no.
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Just getting rid of the cake.
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- Hey, no, no, no, no.
- Stop!
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No more cake.
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This show has fallen apart
without you.
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Every, single person here
besides you
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is a complete moron.
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I hope you take it
as a compliment
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that I'm willing to speak freely
in front of you.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Reagan...
- Yeah.
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This show used to speak
to women.
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I mean, we wanted real issues.
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But with you gone, look.
Look at this.
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Look.
What's--what--
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I mean, I've seen
all the...Shows. Oh.
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[Laughing] It looks like
I just made a new friend.
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[Parrot squawks,
audience laughs]
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A friend who's always
on your mind!
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[Laughter]
Can I get a whoo hoo?
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All: Whoo hoo!
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All right, that's good.
We're good with the clapping!
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We're good with the clapping.
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Very pretty bird.
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It's on her head!
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Please, no more clapping.
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Is the bird--oh, God.
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- Are you laughing?
- I'm not, I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I know about your
paralyzing fear of birds.
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Now that I'm back,
I have some ideas.
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Why don't we do a whole week
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on women's health, right?
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We can, uh, talk about
non-invasive plastic surgery.
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Uh, we can do a diabetes-
friendly cooking show.
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We can call it
eats for the diabeets.
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I love that.
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How 'bout a cleanse?
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Cleanses are big.
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That is perfect.
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Kimora just turned me on
to this herbalist,
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Dr. Phillip bonderant.
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He's a pioneer of this
ayurvedic cleanse.
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Okay, well, why don't
I just research it--
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- we're doing a cleanse!
- Okay, doing a cleanse.
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And everybody in the office
is doing the cleanse with me.
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Right? Who's with me?
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Office cleanse.
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Of-fice cleanse!
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- Okay.
- Office cleanse!
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Okay, now, that is hockey.
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You know, your dad
was quite the player too.
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You got my genes.
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Speed...Strength.
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And quads of steel.
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Yep...You got my quads.
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Always take care
of your quads, sweetie,
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and they will take care of you.
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Mine have been very good to me.
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Oh, crap.
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Okay.
You know what?
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You just sit right there
for a minute.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Well, you got your mommy's
balance, didn't you?
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- God, what a gorgeous baby.
- Thank you.
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Are you sure you wanna be back?
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Yes, I do.
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I mean, I miss her
every second of the day.
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But, Ava, I am here for you
100%, all right?
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Don't worry, I am still
the same old me.
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'Cept for, sometimes now,
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when I walk, talk,
or breathe, I pee.
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- Ohh.
- Anyhoo...
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To the cleanse.
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To the cleanse.
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Ugh.
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- Wow.
- Ohh. Ohh.
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Oh, my goodness.
Wow, you know,
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I always wondered what
a mug of butt tasted like.
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Now I know.
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Whoo!
Ugh. God.
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Screw this.
I'm gettin' a chili dog.
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No, you can't do that.
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Honey, Dr. bonderant
is already booked for Monday.
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And when I told him that
everyone here
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was doing the cleanse,
including you,
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he canceled on Ellen.
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Burn, Ellen.
[Imitates laser blasts]
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See? I am so glad
you're back.
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Things without you here
have been "insahn."
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Why are you saying
"insane" like that?
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That's how I always say it.
"Insahn."
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No...It's weird.
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If "insahn" is so weird,
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why has no one
ever said anything?
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Because everybody
is intimidated by you.
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It's "creezy."
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Hey, honey.
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How's Amy?
How's my little boo?
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Hey, babe, I'm so sorry
to bother you.
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I'm just having a bit
of a problem here.
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When did grocery stores
get so big?
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Kind of feel like I've never
been in a grocery store before.
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- Oh, she is so cute.
- Oh...Thank you.
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Look, I don't know why
I can't find cheese.
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I've just been walking
around in circles.
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All I could find was that...
Fancy cheese
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over by the salad bar.
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Listen to me.
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The normal cheese
is right next to the eggs.
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Do not give up--we really,
really need normal cheese.
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Okay.
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[Eerie music]
So, how's Amy doing
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on her first trip
to the supermarket with daddy?
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- Babe, I gotta go.
- Why? Is everything okay?
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- She's back.
- Who's back?
257
00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:32,466
♪ ♪
258
00:08:32,501 --> 00:08:35,536
Hope you weren't planning
on using your fist!
259
00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,004
Shut up!
260
00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:38,873
That is the stupidest place
to hide, dude!
261
00:08:38,907 --> 00:08:40,875
They always get you right...
Hi. I rushed back
262
00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,243
as fast as I could.
263
00:08:42,277 --> 00:08:43,978
Bottomed out on, like,
20 speed bumps.
264
00:08:44,012 --> 00:08:45,012
Is Amy still up?
265
00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:46,414
No, she's asleep.
266
00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:47,648
Oh.
[Laser blasts]
267
00:08:47,683 --> 00:08:49,050
Babe, great news.
268
00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:51,085
- Yeah?
- I met someone.
269
00:08:51,119 --> 00:08:52,420
Right now, I am online gaming
270
00:08:52,454 --> 00:08:53,888
with a really exciting
new friend.
271
00:08:53,922 --> 00:08:55,923
I mean, he's a dad
I met at the park,
272
00:08:55,957 --> 00:08:57,892
but he's kind of in the same
baby-daddy sitch that I'm in,
273
00:08:57,926 --> 00:08:58,926
and here's the best part:
274
00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,261
He's a surfer dude.
275
00:09:00,295 --> 00:09:01,495
Wow, that's awesome.
276
00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:02,863
You always wanted
a surfer friend.
277
00:09:02,898 --> 00:09:04,315
Right? I know.
278
00:09:04,349 --> 00:09:05,983
I'm playing it kind of
cool, though,
279
00:09:06,018 --> 00:09:07,335
'cause I want to make sure
that I--hang on.
280
00:09:07,369 --> 00:09:10,071
Hey, man.
Uh, no problem, dude.
281
00:09:10,105 --> 00:09:12,039
All right, catch you lates.
282
00:09:12,074 --> 00:09:13,407
Henry's bath's ready.
283
00:09:13,442 --> 00:09:15,176
So what was Amy doing
284
00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,578
when you guys were...
Bonding?
285
00:09:17,612 --> 00:09:19,113
Oh, it was great.
286
00:09:19,147 --> 00:09:20,715
Amy and Henry's nap time
synchronize perfectly.
287
00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:22,083
- Oh.
- Actually, you know what?
288
00:09:22,117 --> 00:09:23,417
Henry's really into
classical music,
289
00:09:23,452 --> 00:09:25,286
which I think is
super stimulating too.
290
00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,787
I see a lot of potential here--
oh, my God.
291
00:09:26,822 --> 00:09:27,922
What the hell is that?
292
00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:29,757
Oh, yeah.
293
00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,859
I never did find
the normal cheese, you know?
294
00:09:31,893 --> 00:09:33,794
I...Just sort of panicked,
295
00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:35,463
and I just bought
this fancy cheese
296
00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:37,064
over by the salad bar.
297
00:09:37,099 --> 00:09:40,101
Cheese guy says we're gonna
need a rinder.
298
00:09:40,135 --> 00:09:41,936
- Oh...Awesome.
- But...
299
00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,721
Check it out...
300
00:09:43,772 --> 00:09:47,058
This is what I was thinking
for our anniversary times.
301
00:09:47,109 --> 00:09:48,542
Ohh.
302
00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:50,561
"Chris and Reagan's
anniversary times:
303
00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:51,946
Old school style."
304
00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,314
- Right?
- What up?
305
00:09:53,348 --> 00:09:54,648
"Drinks at the varnish,
306
00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:56,917
"followed by dinner at kiwami.
307
00:09:56,952 --> 00:09:58,402
"Parenthesis Sushi.
308
00:09:58,453 --> 00:09:59,653
Exclamation point."
Yep.
309
00:09:59,687 --> 00:10:01,038
"Intimate time with husband,
310
00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:03,457
body sponsored
by nordic track."
311
00:10:03,492 --> 00:10:05,159
- Really?
- It's a new sponsorship, but...
312
00:10:05,193 --> 00:10:07,261
[Giggles]
This--this sounds great.
313
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:09,163
I'm so happy.
314
00:10:09,197 --> 00:10:10,164
[Door slams]
315
00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:12,049
Hi, kids!
Uhh!
316
00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:13,267
"Knock-knock.
Can I come in?
317
00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:14,635
Is this a bad time?"
318
00:10:14,669 --> 00:10:15,736
That's how I
would have done it.
319
00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:18,439
[Laughing] Oh, Christopher.
320
00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:20,941
So I was on a date with Martin.
321
00:10:20,976 --> 00:10:24,445
And I realized
I never got you a baby gift.
322
00:10:24,479 --> 00:10:26,480
[Laughs] So I said to him,
323
00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:28,182
"turn this helicopter around,
324
00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:31,786
I am going to one of those
custom gift basket places."
325
00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,287
Wow.
326
00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:34,772
All right,
let's see what we got here.
327
00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:36,657
Well, this is a...Oh.
328
00:10:36,691 --> 00:10:38,442
"Classic venison stock."
329
00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:39,593
Oh, my God, babies love this.
330
00:10:39,628 --> 00:10:41,095
- Right?
- Oh!
331
00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:42,663
Some hot pepper cheese.
332
00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:43,914
Again, perfect for a baby.
333
00:10:43,949 --> 00:10:45,299
Are you telling me
334
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,634
there's nothing in there
for a baby?
335
00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:48,502
Oh, well, I guess we'll be left
336
00:10:48,537 --> 00:10:50,671
having an awesome time
by ourselves.
337
00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:52,273
Uh-oh, what's this?
338
00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:54,141
This one's chilled, y'all.
339
00:10:54,176 --> 00:10:55,543
Honey, we can't do that.
340
00:10:55,577 --> 00:10:57,011
I mean, we don't
do that anymore, so--
341
00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:58,546
we have to get up early.
342
00:10:58,580 --> 00:10:59,580
Hi-yo!
343
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:03,634
[Baby crying]
344
00:11:03,685 --> 00:11:04,969
Both: There it is.
Yeah, I got it.
345
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,104
We can just
drink out of the bottle.
346
00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:09,123
[Baby crying]
347
00:11:09,157 --> 00:11:10,191
Oh, my God.
348
00:11:10,225 --> 00:11:11,358
Ohh.
349
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,360
At least
you don't have to work.
350
00:11:13,395 --> 00:11:16,730
Yeah, 'cause raising a human's
no work at all.
351
00:11:16,765 --> 00:11:17,798
[Grunts]
352
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,500
[Crying continues]
353
00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:21,068
God, I got no sleep last night.
354
00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:24,738
I mean, I was up with Amy
from...1:00 to 4:00?
355
00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:26,240
Well, I was up
from 10:00 to midnight.
356
00:11:26,274 --> 00:11:28,142
You probably
don't remember that.
357
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:30,544
'Cause you were asleep...
358
00:11:30,579 --> 00:11:31,912
While I was awake.
359
00:11:31,946 --> 00:11:33,214
No, you were--
360
00:11:33,248 --> 00:11:34,799
you were asleep
when I got up at 1:00.
361
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,350
'Cause I saw you.
362
00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:37,585
I mean, 'cause I was awake.
363
00:11:37,619 --> 00:11:38,803
No, I'm sure you were groggy
364
00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:39,920
from being in such a deep sleep
365
00:11:39,955 --> 00:11:41,155
that you did not see
366
00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:42,990
that my eyes were wide open
367
00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,992
and I was, indeed, awake.
368
00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:46,594
No, you were asleep.
369
00:11:46,628 --> 00:11:48,329
Because I saw everything
370
00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:50,164
because I was wide awake.
371
00:11:50,198 --> 00:11:53,033
Totally awake...
With my eyes open.
372
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,169
Except for when you were
completely asleep.
373
00:11:55,203 --> 00:11:56,670
I mean, when your eyes
were closed
374
00:11:56,705 --> 00:11:58,939
in what I would call
in a sleep-like fashion.
375
00:11:58,973 --> 00:12:00,574
- Are you kidding me?
- Because I was wide awake.
376
00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:01,942
- My eyes were open!
- I watched you sleeping!
377
00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:03,360
I stood over you
and watched you sleep!
378
00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:08,582
Do you wanna do it real quick?
379
00:12:08,617 --> 00:12:10,584
No, I don't wanna
do it real quick!
380
00:12:10,619 --> 00:12:13,521
I can't even think about...
[Grunting]
381
00:12:13,555 --> 00:12:15,256
That's not even
your real sex face.
382
00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:17,157
- Stop talking.
- I wish it was.
383
00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:20,544
All right, bye, mama.
384
00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:22,963
- Bye.
- Bye.
385
00:12:22,997 --> 00:12:25,299
Honey, I'm so sorry
about before.
386
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,384
- Oh, that's all right.
- I cannot wait for tonight.
387
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,703
I so need a night out.
Yeah, tell me about it.
388
00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:31,372
All day long
here with the baby.
389
00:12:31,406 --> 00:12:32,973
I think I'm the one
that needs the night out.
390
00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:35,059
Yeah, well,
try work and a baby.
391
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,310
- I think I'm the one that--
- really? Okay.
392
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,411
You know what?
Let's not do it.
393
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,612
Okay. Bye.
394
00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:39,647
Mwah!
395
00:12:41,015 --> 00:12:44,034
- Bye, mama.
- Bye.
396
00:12:44,069 --> 00:12:47,154
Um...Can I have everyone's
attention for a second?
397
00:12:47,188 --> 00:12:50,457
There is a slight issue
with Dr. bonderant's cleanse.
398
00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:52,743
It's just that
a gentleman in Ohio
399
00:12:52,794 --> 00:12:55,079
who was on the cleanse
just suffered, um...
400
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:58,399
"Catastrophic renal failure."
401
00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,167
Missy here has been in
the bathroom all morning with--
402
00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:01,569
what--what did you
call it, honey?
403
00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:02,903
Sting ring.
404
00:13:02,938 --> 00:13:05,089
With wicked-hot
sting ring!
405
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:08,509
[Shouting] Okay, you do not want
wicked-hot sting ring!
406
00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:11,278
So please dump your cleanses
immediately!
407
00:13:11,313 --> 00:13:13,931
Finally.
First thing's first.
408
00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:15,516
Party sub--double meat,
double cheese.
409
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,484
We're off the cleanse, y'all.
410
00:13:17,519 --> 00:13:19,987
We are off the cleanse!
411
00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:22,089
Um, now we don't
have a show for Monday.
412
00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:23,357
Oh, it's okay.
413
00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:24,775
We'll put our heads together,
414
00:13:24,826 --> 00:13:26,026
and Reagan'll
figure something out.
415
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,528
- Yep.
- Gonna be like old times.
416
00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:29,663
We'll be workin' laaate.
No, no, no.
417
00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:31,198
I can't tonight, honey.
What--
418
00:13:31,232 --> 00:13:33,083
- it's my seven-year anniversary
with Chris.
419
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,435
He's been planning it
for a really long time.
420
00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:35,703
- Reagan--
- I can't--Ava!
421
00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:37,204
- Reagan...
- What?
422
00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:38,839
You said you would
be there for me 100%.
423
00:13:38,873 --> 00:13:41,625
[Cell phone ringing]
All right, hold on.
424
00:13:41,676 --> 00:13:43,093
Hi, honey.
425
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:44,378
Babysitter's here.
426
00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:46,013
Oh, hey...
427
00:13:46,047 --> 00:13:47,815
Will you put Amy on the phone
for just a second?
428
00:13:47,849 --> 00:13:49,049
I need to hear her voice.
429
00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:51,218
[Baby laughing] Hi, my boo boo!
430
00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:52,970
I love you.
Mama loves you.
431
00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:54,054
Boo boo boo boo boo boo!
432
00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:55,889
I love you so much!
433
00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:57,775
Babe...Um, honey,
434
00:13:57,809 --> 00:13:59,293
I can't do tonight.
435
00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:01,278
Oh, babe,
it's our anniversary times.
436
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:02,997
I know, but you don't
understand.
437
00:14:03,031 --> 00:14:04,732
The doctor that we had booked
for the show on Monday
438
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:06,033
is sort of killing people
right now.
439
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,401
So now we need to come up
440
00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:09,069
with an entire new concept
for the show
441
00:14:09,104 --> 00:14:10,804
and we're gonna be working
until the morning.
442
00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:13,240
No. You know what?
I get it.
443
00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:15,376
This was the deal, right?
I love you.
444
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:18,045
Love you too.
Don't worry about it.
445
00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:19,630
Summer of '92,
446
00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:21,048
it's me, Rick James,
447
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:22,883
Ian ziering, and Eddie Murphy
448
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,585
in the back of a white
stretch limo.
449
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:27,921
We were going to
the best Sushi place.
450
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,200
Life is like an ocean.
I dig that.
451
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,801
But, you know, for me, it's--
hey.
452
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,175
Uh, mine's actually
home right now, dude.
453
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,705
So, um, thanks for listening.
454
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,240
All right. Yeah.
455
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,975
Good luck with
the swells tomorrow.
456
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,211
- Hey.
- Hi.
457
00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:44,712
Hey.
458
00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:46,180
So...
459
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:48,916
Got a replacement
for Dr. death cleanse.
460
00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,418
How was your night?
461
00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:51,586
Uh, yeah, it was good.
462
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,171
I ended up just grabbing a...
463
00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:55,990
Personal pizza--
frozen...
464
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,809
A full-size,
12-piece pizza.
465
00:14:57,843 --> 00:14:58,826
Oh, honey.
466
00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:00,394
I don't know, babe.
467
00:15:00,429 --> 00:15:03,364
God, you have so many
new holes in this shirt.
468
00:15:03,398 --> 00:15:05,767
- I love this shirt.
- I know.
469
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:07,652
I was wearing this shirt
the first time I saw van...
470
00:15:07,686 --> 00:15:09,270
Van halen.
471
00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:10,938
And also, later that summer,
472
00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:11,939
when I made out with...
473
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:15,276
Both: Jessica einbinder.
474
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,828
I'm sorry, babe.
475
00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:18,579
You know I had to stay.
476
00:15:18,614 --> 00:15:20,832
You don't have anything
to be sorry for.
477
00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:22,383
I chose to do this, I--
478
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,001
I'm the one who decided
to leave my law firm
479
00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:25,520
so that I could stay here
and look after Amy,
480
00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:26,754
and, um...
481
00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:29,056
I guess I was
just pissed and...
482
00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,892
I don't know
who to be pissed at.
483
00:15:30,926 --> 00:15:32,927
We're gonna screw this up.
484
00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:34,595
- No, we're not.
- Yeah, we are.
485
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,097
Then, every time I come home,
486
00:15:36,131 --> 00:15:38,032
we're just gonna be
awkward and distant
487
00:15:38,066 --> 00:15:39,634
and you're gonna resent me?
488
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:41,469
And Amy's gonna feel all that.
489
00:15:41,503 --> 00:15:43,638
She's gonna feel she has to be
the peacekeeper with us,
490
00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,890
and she'll--she'll have
this need to be perfect,
491
00:15:45,941 --> 00:15:47,558
and she'll probably
develop a tic
492
00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:48,943
where she always
smells her hair,
493
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,194
and I just--
I think Matt lauer's
494
00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:51,696
talking to me through the tv.
495
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:53,514
Okay, wow.
That is a lot of stuff.
496
00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:57,552
[Sighs]
497
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:58,820
I love our baby
498
00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:01,289
more than anything
in the world.
499
00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:04,959
She has made my life
so much better.
500
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:06,060
But sometimes, I...
501
00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:08,396
I do miss the old days...
502
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,631
Where I'd come home
late from work and--
503
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,333
and we'd just say,
"whatever."
504
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:13,568
And we'd go out all night
505
00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:15,303
and act like idiots.
506
00:16:15,337 --> 00:16:16,721
We were world-class idiots.
507
00:16:16,755 --> 00:16:19,140
We were such idiots.
508
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:26,013
It is still technically
our anniversary.
509
00:16:26,048 --> 00:16:27,181
I can call the babysitter.
510
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:28,449
Do it.
511
00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,117
Oh, yeah.
512
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:32,770
I'm gonna go put on
a slutty outfit.
513
00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:34,121
Me too.
514
00:16:34,156 --> 00:16:35,690
Excuse me, miss.
515
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,608
Uh, could we get two more
glasses of the rose?
516
00:16:37,659 --> 00:16:41,095
Actually, should we
just get a bottle?
517
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,997
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's make it a bottle.
518
00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:45,583
[Hip-hop music]
519
00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:47,435
By the way,
it's 11:45 right now.
520
00:16:47,469 --> 00:16:49,170
- Uh-huh.
- We could go home,
521
00:16:49,204 --> 00:16:50,671
and I would deem this night
to be a kick-ass success.
522
00:16:50,706 --> 00:16:52,807
Or we could stay
a little bit longer
523
00:16:52,841 --> 00:16:54,258
and be whatever.
524
00:16:54,293 --> 00:16:55,543
We could, but, babe,
you know what?
525
00:16:55,577 --> 00:16:56,711
Let's not overdo it, huh?
526
00:16:56,745 --> 00:16:58,095
What's that you say, honey?
527
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,680
Did you just say,
"babe, overdo it"?
528
00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:01,816
Cheers, mother [Bleep]!
529
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:02,934
[All cheer]
530
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:06,220
♪ Good ol' rocky top ♪
531
00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:09,323
♪ rocky top, Tennessee ♪
532
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:10,858
♪ rocky top ♪
533
00:17:10,893 --> 00:17:14,145
Both: ♪ Tennessee ♪
534
00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:16,530
My baby's gonna be up
in two hours!
535
00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:18,649
Whoo! Look at
those high kicks!
536
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,401
Whoo!
537
00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:23,838
[Upbeat music playing]
538
00:17:23,872 --> 00:17:25,539
Uh-oh!
539
00:17:25,574 --> 00:17:27,074
Both: Oh!
540
00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:28,492
What?!
541
00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:31,913
♪ For the first time
in history ♪
542
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:34,582
♪ it's gonna
start raining men ♪
543
00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:36,050
♪ start raining men ♪
544
00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:38,185
All: ♪ it's rainin' men ♪
545
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,587
♪ hallelujah ♪
546
00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:41,422
♪ it's rainin' men ♪
547
00:17:41,456 --> 00:17:42,590
[Upbeat music]
548
00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:44,842
Babe!
549
00:17:44,893 --> 00:17:48,012
Body by nordic track!
550
00:17:48,063 --> 00:17:49,597
Whoo!
551
00:17:49,631 --> 00:17:51,365
♪ Tall, blond ♪
552
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,900
♪ dark and lean ♪
553
00:17:52,935 --> 00:17:57,655
♪ rough and tough
and strong and mean ♪
554
00:17:57,689 --> 00:18:00,374
[Baby crying]
555
00:18:00,409 --> 00:18:01,776
[Grunts]
556
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,077
Babe, that's Amy.
557
00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:04,845
Oh, my God, I'm so hung over.
558
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,514
You know who's not hung over?
559
00:18:06,548 --> 00:18:08,716
That baby!
560
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,850
I swear to God, I will give you
561
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,218
a million dollars if you go.
562
00:18:11,253 --> 00:18:12,586
- Hold her down.
- You got it.
563
00:18:12,621 --> 00:18:14,205
That's it--yeah.
Okay, stop.
564
00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:16,023
Amy, like--here.
565
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:17,508
Oh, what is it?
566
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,377
What's the front?
Which is the front?
567
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:20,878
This is the wipe scam
that the wipe people do
568
00:18:20,929 --> 00:18:22,680
to get you to buy more wipes!
569
00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:24,181
Oh, my God, how is it that
she's stronger than I am?
570
00:18:24,216 --> 00:18:25,182
She's a baby!
571
00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:26,884
We are trying to help you.
572
00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:28,602
- We're on your side.
- Stop talk--
573
00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:30,170
oh, God. Oh, God.
That's a big one.
574
00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:36,744
Are we dead?
575
00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:39,730
[Doorbell rings]
576
00:18:43,952 --> 00:18:45,653
[Quietly] Oh, God.
577
00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:46,871
Hi.
Hey.
578
00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:48,155
Reagan...
Yeah?
579
00:18:48,189 --> 00:18:49,557
Stevie nicks is having
a barbecue
580
00:18:49,591 --> 00:18:51,826
at her house, and we're going.
581
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,661
I think I can close her
on that segment
582
00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,730
on native American spirituality,
so... [clicks tongue]
583
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:57,164
- Really?
- Yeah.
584
00:18:57,199 --> 00:18:58,966
We gotta drive
to Santa Barbara right now.
585
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,918
- Um...
- You know what?
586
00:19:00,969 --> 00:19:03,004
It's okay...You go.
If--if you have to.
587
00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:05,205
Amy and I will be fine.
Yeah.
588
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:08,909
No.
I'm sorry, Ava.
589
00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:11,262
I-I know I've never
said no to you before,
590
00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:13,180
but I'm--I'm saying no.
[Baby cooing]
591
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:15,016
I love you, but I--
592
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:19,620
I really--I need to stay here
with Chris and Amy today.
593
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,074
You know, the old Italian man
594
00:19:23,108 --> 00:19:27,161
who hems my slacks
has a saying.
595
00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:28,429
A una certa eta,
596
00:19:28,463 --> 00:19:30,531
una Donna scegliere
597
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:32,366
tra il suo culo
598
00:19:32,401 --> 00:19:36,754
e la sua faccia.
599
00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:37,972
"At a certain age,
a woman has to choose
600
00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:39,673
between her ass
and her face."
601
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,876
Okay.
602
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,677
Well, you can have
a good face and a fat ass,
603
00:19:43,712 --> 00:19:44,879
or you can have a tight ass
604
00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:46,380
and have the face of skeletor.
605
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:47,681
I don't...
606
00:19:47,716 --> 00:19:49,116
You can't have everything.
607
00:19:49,151 --> 00:19:50,935
- Okay.
- Okay.
608
00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:53,020
I'll close Stevie.
609
00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:54,688
Today, you be
with Chris and Amy.
610
00:19:54,723 --> 00:19:56,390
Thank you.
611
00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:58,109
Stevie...
612
00:19:58,143 --> 00:19:59,126
Stevie.
613
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:00,277
Nicks.
614
00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:02,196
You got it.
615
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,782
♪ Just like
the white wing dove ♪
616
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:07,368
♪ sings a song,
sounds like she's singing ♪
617
00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:10,471
♪ ooh, baby, ooh, say ooh ♪
618
00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:13,240
Amy...
619
00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:15,142
Let me tell you something.
620
00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,912
If I ever have to be out late
621
00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:20,081
because of work
or something like that,
622
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:22,483
when you wake up
in the morning,
623
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:26,654
I will always be there.
624
00:20:26,688 --> 00:20:30,641
Your first tooth,
I will be there.
625
00:20:30,675 --> 00:20:33,360
Prom time, I'm there.
626
00:20:33,395 --> 00:20:36,480
When you go off to college...
627
00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:39,233
I'll get an apartment nearby
628
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:41,335
and maybe audit
a class or two--
629
00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:42,820
but you can still drink
and date boys,
630
00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:44,271
'cause I'll be cool.
631
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:45,773
Don't worry, Amy.
I'll stop her.
632
00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:47,158
He'll be dead, sweetie.
633
00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:48,776
He won't be able to stop me.
634
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:51,078
And then one day,
635
00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:54,582
when you come to visit me
in the nursing home,
636
00:20:54,616 --> 00:20:58,552
and they ask me
who's there to see me,
637
00:20:58,587 --> 00:21:01,355
I'll say, "it's my daughter...
638
00:21:01,389 --> 00:21:03,257
Amy."
639
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:07,294
[Whispering]
Look at that.
640
00:21:07,329 --> 00:21:09,130
Holy [Bleep].
641
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,031
God [Bleep].
642
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:13,767
Baby, we really gotta
rein in the language.
643
00:21:13,802 --> 00:21:15,853
Ah, we'll get there.
644
00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:17,538
So [Bleep] Beautiful.
645
00:21:17,572 --> 00:21:19,240
Holy [Bleep].
646
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,373
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