1 00:00:09,252 --> 00:00:09,922 OK. 2 00:00:16,345 --> 00:00:17,173 Come on! 3 00:00:18,456 --> 00:00:19,574 OK. 4 00:00:20,067 --> 00:00:21,975 You are an idiot! 5 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:30,897 Ahh! Come on don't! 6 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,658 What ? What ? What? 7 00:00:32,686 --> 00:00:34,417 Come on! No! 8 00:00:34,537 --> 00:00:36,188 Stop it! Give me that! 9 00:00:36,238 --> 00:00:37,993 No! Don't don't don't! 10 00:00:40,851 --> 00:00:42,490 We're gonna be late for the ceremony! 11 00:00:42,685 --> 00:00:45,091 When was the last time a wedding actually started on time? 12 00:00:45,294 --> 00:00:47,002 It's cause they are always waiting for you! 13 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:49,606 OK! OK! OK! I am ready! 14 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,849 Wait, you gonna wear a hoodie to a wedding? 15 00:00:54,357 --> 00:00:56,289 What, were your overalls in the wash? 16 00:00:57,804 --> 00:01:00,505 OK. I almost froze to death at Nick and Rachel's wedding. 17 00:01:00,545 --> 00:01:01,913 You mean the one that was in Mexico? 18 00:01:03,609 --> 00:01:05,221 Where the groomsmen wore shorts? 19 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:06,859 How dare you! 20 00:01:07,144 --> 00:01:08,717 You know that I have bad circulation. 21 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:11,162 And I got worse after I got laser hair removal. 22 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:12,409 For you! 23 00:01:13,209 --> 00:01:14,300 Alright. Come on we really gotta go! 24 00:01:14,314 --> 00:01:15,032 OK. Fine. 25 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,452 But ... I won this! 26 00:01:20,003 --> 00:01:21,313 OK. 27 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:22,019 What? 28 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:25,016 Wait. You can't wear white to a wedding! 29 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,376 Come on! Its got a pattern. 30 00:01:27,377 --> 00:01:29,378 Yeah ... a white pattern! 31 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:30,847 Argh !!! 32 00:01:30,898 --> 00:01:32,237 It's such a stupid rule! 33 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:36,225 What does the bride think the groom is gonna get confused and marry me by accident? 34 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:39,530 Getting married is so dumb! 35 00:01:39,531 --> 00:01:45,385 Just cause your parents each got divorced three times doesn't mean that all marriages are bad! 36 00:01:45,445 --> 00:01:46,636 Half of all marriages end. 37 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:50,322 If half of all planes crashed would you continue to fly? 38 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:53,388 It's just so much faster than driving. 39 00:01:55,492 --> 00:01:56,858 Zip me! 40 00:01:56,892 --> 00:01:57,543 Is this new? 41 00:01:57,663 --> 00:01:59,294 No, I just hate it. 42 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:01,446 Like all we ever do is go to weddings. 43 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:05,621 I can't remember the last time I sat down to eat without a DJ telling me to get this party started. 44 00:02:06,679 --> 00:02:07,552 OK. 45 00:02:08,305 --> 00:02:09,001 - OK. Phone? - Got it! 46 00:02:09,176 --> 00:02:10,096 - Keys? - Got 'em! 47 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,738 - Purse? - Not that whipped! 48 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:16,005 Wait. Is that what you are wearing? 49 00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:22,029 Whitney is taped in front of a live studio audience. You heard me! 50 00:02:24,661 --> 00:02:27,663 - Hi! Hi! - Hey! 51 00:02:27,703 --> 00:02:28,814 Neil did you get my purse? 52 00:02:28,954 --> 00:02:29,514 Got it! 53 00:02:31,966 --> 00:02:33,917 Wow! Again with the matching. 54 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:36,069 Oh no. It's totally an accident this time. 55 00:02:36,269 --> 00:02:36,769 Well was it? 56 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:40,267 Or is it ... that we love the same things! 57 00:02:41,823 --> 00:02:44,154 They've been together a year. Let them have it. 58 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:45,505 Hey! 59 00:02:45,545 --> 00:02:47,416 We got table eight. 60 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:49,611 We met at a wedding at table eight. 61 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:53,050 And wound up in a motel 6. 62 00:02:57,033 --> 00:02:58,554 Hey! Wow! OK Hi! 63 00:02:58,644 --> 00:02:59,685 - Hey! - Hi. 64 00:02:59,735 --> 00:03:02,116 Ah, Roxanne you can't wear pants to a wedding! 65 00:03:02,156 --> 00:03:03,838 Lil. Get off my balls! 66 00:03:05,699 --> 00:03:08,991 I pay alimony to an ex-husband who does spoken word for a living. 67 00:03:09,476 --> 00:03:11,104 I could wear cargo pants! 68 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:13,444 - Are they already serving drinks? - Hmm? 69 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,745 Oh no I brought this. 70 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:30,606 Nice dress! 71 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:39,041 Should've worn the hoodie. 72 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:40,079 Yeah. 73 00:03:45,646 --> 00:03:47,527 Let's get this party started! 74 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:54,502 Ola Ha! Alex! Whitney! 75 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:55,002 Hey. 76 00:03:55,022 --> 00:03:55,873 Schalom! 77 00:03:56,043 --> 00:03:57,454 Neil. Lillly. 78 00:03:57,514 --> 00:03:58,774 Ouch! 79 00:03:59,695 --> 00:04:02,357 Roxy! Love the sideboob! 80 00:04:03,107 --> 00:04:04,328 That's armpit fat. 81 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,181 It all feels the same in the dark. 82 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:15,462 Mark how are you ever late? You have sirens on top of your car. 83 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:18,538 Dude! I was down at the station doing a little recount. 84 00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:20,799 You mean stalking the bridesmaids on facebook. 85 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:21,913 Yes. 86 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,641 Two of them love police academy. So.... 87 00:04:24,642 --> 00:04:27,144 Someone is going on a ride-along tonight. 88 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:29,885 On my face! 89 00:04:29,949 --> 00:04:31,399 OK. Enough! 90 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:34,909 - We know what you're saying. - Yeah 91 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:36,600 She's gonna throw the bouquet! 92 00:04:36,664 --> 00:04:39,152 - You guys come on! - OK. -OK. -Yeah. 93 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,120 Neil! 94 00:04:45,969 --> 00:04:47,230 Someone is getting a cavity search! 95 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,245 Hey man you actually don't have to do that. OK. It's just me. 96 00:04:49,246 --> 00:04:51,474 - Relax. - OK. 97 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:56,270 Excuse me! Aren't you the guy who sold that big internet company? 98 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,229 Yeah. Hi. I'm Alex. Have we met? 99 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,220 I'm Sarah! 100 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,820 We met at Jeff's birthday party. 101 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,718 A bunch of people are doing shots if you wanna come. 102 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:08,170 Oh. Yeah. You know I have a girlfriend. 103 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,535 So I can't really engage in any type of merriment. 104 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:15,215 Yeah. You date that photographer girl... 105 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:17,504 Who's ... really loud. 106 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,670 Whitney. 107 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,960 Honey. Do you have those pepto things? 108 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:26,145 It's just that. The scallops are getting shaddy. 109 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,016 - Excuse me! - Oh. 110 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:32,536 Sorry you gonna... Taking off? -Yeah 111 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:35,695 Got it. 112 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,976 That Ashley girl is a beast! 113 00:05:39,178 --> 00:05:41,637 Yeah she's currently under investigation. 114 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,670 Enjoy another year of EHarmony biatch! 115 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:47,029 Boom! 116 00:05:49,304 --> 00:05:50,430 What where you doing out there? 117 00:05:50,431 --> 00:05:52,369 I just had to pick. 118 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:56,275 I just read in Cosmo that one of the keys to a healthy relationship is 119 00:05:56,276 --> 00:05:58,337 participating in your partner's passions. 120 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,499 Well. Cosmo is for skanks. 121 00:06:02,351 --> 00:06:04,796 No! No! It has interesting statistics. 122 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:09,879 Like ... couples with the most successful relationships have sex 4 or 5 times a week. 123 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,360 - 5 times a week? - Yeah. 124 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:13,834 Who has time for that? 125 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:18,864 Well. That is what happened in my marriage. 126 00:06:18,865 --> 00:06:22,336 I mean things got platonic. We stopped having sex. 127 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:24,312 Well I stopped having sex. 128 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:27,647 He continued with other people. 129 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,387 It's not his fault he's a man. 130 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,320 Monogamy is not natural. 131 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:38,654 If the cavemen had been monogamous... there would be like 6 people. 132 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:43,692 Mark you can't justify everything you do using cavemen. 133 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,334 Why not? 134 00:06:45,335 --> 00:06:46,587 The cavemen did it. 135 00:06:48,245 --> 00:06:49,983 I'm just saying... 136 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:51,870 Once you're in a long term relationship... 137 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,739 ...you're not tapping that every night. 138 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,673 Oh look! They're gonna do the cake. 139 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,470 Some of the cupcakes are missing. 140 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,758 It was her. 141 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,445 Wow you're on fire tonight. 142 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:14,039 What are you closing with Blackface? 143 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,136 Just got an email from Mark. 144 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,770 Went home with the pregnant girl. 145 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:26,224 He said he wants to know if it counts as a threesome. 146 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,353 Ahh! Your feet are freezing! 147 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,820 Why aren't we having sex? 148 00:07:39,821 --> 00:07:42,034 Cause your hair is up and I ate pork. 149 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,479 OK. I don't mean now. I mean why aren't we having it more often. 150 00:07:49,021 --> 00:07:50,610 What do you mean my hair is up? 151 00:07:50,675 --> 00:07:52,767 When your hair is up you don't like to be touched. 152 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:54,904 Or talked to. 153 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:58,678 When was the last time I wore my hair down? 154 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:03,089 Ahh. Two years ago. 155 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,469 OK. Be serious. 156 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,731 I just don't think we're having sex enough. 157 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,472 I mean ... why aren't we tapping this every night? 158 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,717 Well you can tap that whenever you want. 159 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:19,003 This is serious OK? This is a thing. 160 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:19,999 This happened to Roxanne. 161 00:08:20,038 --> 00:08:22,534 This happened to my mother with all three of her husbands. 162 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:24,024 I don't want to end up like my mother. 163 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,684 She has 7 parrots. 164 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,700 I thought she had 7 therapists. 165 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,152 Yeah she has 14 things telling her she is pretty. 166 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:36,308 It's just... 167 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:37,658 Do you know what this Sunday is? 168 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:39,130 Yeah it's our 3 year anniversary. 169 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,069 You knew that? 170 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,953 We haven't even planned anything. 171 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:43,620 I mean we did something good last year, right? 172 00:08:43,621 --> 00:08:45,770 Yeah. You took Tylenol PM. 173 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,546 In the AM. 174 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:54,569 I mixed up the bottles. And as I recall you still had sex with me. 175 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,169 It was our anniversary. 176 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,389 OK. 177 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,390 I just ... we're gonna do something awesome this year. OK? 178 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,110 But for now you just... you just stay in that bed, alright? 179 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:07,932 Because a storm of sexy is gonna... Come your way. 180 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,469 So just... 181 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:11,805 ...just get your umbrella. 182 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:25,286 It's ... not good. 183 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,761 That's ... what is that? 184 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,252 This is what? 185 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,841 It's not mine. 186 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,313 What-what happened in there? 187 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:56,027 The storm of sexy is probably coming through more like tomorrowish. 188 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:02,530 OK. 189 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,661 OK. Little careful with the cleavage. 190 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,030 What? If I'm gonna start a blog I wanna look good. 191 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,752 OK. OK! 192 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:09,170 OK. 193 00:10:09,171 --> 00:10:12,950 You're a food critic not a Kardashian. 194 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:13,460 Oh. 195 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:18,412 So you and Neil will never go 4 or 5 days without having sex? 196 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:21,529 Ahh. I work very hard at keeping out sex life good. 197 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,892 I do Kegels every day. 198 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,454 Doing them right now. 199 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,095 -Hey! -Hi. 200 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:30,890 Hi. 201 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:31,471 Hi. 202 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,160 Can't! Wine? 203 00:10:33,205 --> 00:10:34,796 Oh, to your right. 204 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,994 The glasses are right behind you. 205 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:39,978 That's fine too. 206 00:10:39,979 --> 00:10:44,005 Being a single woman today is ... embarrassing. 207 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:47,166 That guy Chris I'm dating just told me I have bad chi. 208 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,011 Your chi is a little rough. 209 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:50,940 Whatever! 210 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,329 You know what I'm 33. 211 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,612 My chi is tired. 212 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:56,869 You know what makes you tired? 213 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:58,416 Drinking at 2:30. 214 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:02,340 You guys have no idea what is going on. 215 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:03,590 Out there. 216 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,248 You know it is a warzone. 217 00:11:05,805 --> 00:11:07,752 Guys get calf implants. 218 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:09,994 They have feelings. 219 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:15,639 I dated a guy who had a screensaver of a baby on his computer. 220 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,401 And it wasn't even his baby. 221 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,787 - That's so sweet! - That's a pedophile! 222 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,630 Anyway. Enough about me! 223 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,470 You left me a message I did not listen to. 224 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:27,252 What was it? 225 00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:30,378 Well I just... Our 3 year anniverary is coming up.... 226 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,873 ..and I really wanna do something good. 227 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:35,491 What about 'Color Me Mine'? 228 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,457 What about Oxycontin? 229 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,052 Is it possible that there is something in between? 230 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,359 Ehm. Is there something I can help you with? 231 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,364 Yeah wow you look... 232 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,172 ...cold. 233 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,347 Yeah I'm interested in becoming a sex goddess 234 00:12:00,348 --> 00:12:00,787 Ahh. 235 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,804 I'll do pretty much anything except latex, 236 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,507 feathers. 237 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,619 Bird flu. 238 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,293 Ah. And no underwire. 239 00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:09,839 It's like I'm leaning on a fence. 240 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,818 How about role-play? 241 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:15,580 You dress up in sexy costumes and pretend to be other people. 242 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:16,270 Yeah. 243 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,459 It is exactly like being with other people. 244 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:22,223 Except you're with the same frickin' person and he is dressed like an idiot. 245 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,960 What about this cowboy costume? 246 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,082 Oh that's very popular! 247 00:12:27,175 --> 00:12:29,214 And how about a toy gun? 248 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,450 Yeah helps you get in character 249 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,188 OK. 250 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,010 OK. I'm not Daniel Day-Lewis. 251 00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,316 I just wanna get laid. 252 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:40,424 Hi hon! 253 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:41,997 Hello there! 254 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,248 Are you here to, ah... 255 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,608 ...see the doctor? 256 00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:51,886 I don't know? 257 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,562 Am I? 258 00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:57,437 Yes you are! 259 00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,050 Anniversary boy. 260 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,879 I'm gonna need you to... 261 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,248 ...sign in. 262 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,075 Yeah. I'll sign in. 263 00:13:10,076 --> 00:13:13,433 Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah! Mr. Miller. 264 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,151 I'm gonna need your... 265 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,896 ...insurance card. 266 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,398 Ah. 267 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,581 Pahhh! 268 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:29,198 Come on do it for real! 269 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,920 I'm pretty sure that doctor ehm... 270 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:39,935 ...Quinn. 271 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,908 'Medicine woman'? 272 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,650 Well I'm pretty sure that doctor Quinn... 273 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,717 ...ahm... 274 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,314 ...has my info already. 275 00:13:56,372 --> 00:13:57,594 I doubt it. 276 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:03,573 I'm gonna need you to have a seat and fill out these forms. 277 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,065 Whit. 278 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,851 Do I really need my employer's adress? 279 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:41,457 Oh I actually think we have that on file. 280 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,452 Let me go check. 281 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:47,330 But our file room is HUGE!!! 282 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,983 And sometimes I get lost in there. 283 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:57,596 So if I'm not back in a minute you might wanna come... 284 00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,607 ...help. 285 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,364 I think I got that file you're looking for right... 286 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,761 Mr. Miller? 287 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,114 The doctor will see you now. 288 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,528 Mr. Miller? 289 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,648 Mr. Miller. 290 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,334 What happened? 291 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,089 I guess I'm gonna need to give you a mouth to mouth. 292 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,411 Alex? 293 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,778 He's gonna be OK right? 294 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,922 We'll take care of him mam. 295 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,128 What's your relation to this man? 296 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,145 He's my boyfriend. 297 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,050 I'm sorry. 298 00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:53,418 You are not allowed back here unless you're a spouse or immediate family member. 299 00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:55,081 Feel free to have a seat out here. 300 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,921 OK. We've been together for three years so we are basically married. 301 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,634 You're either married or you're not! 302 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:05,676 Nurse to nurse. 303 00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:08,696 I gotta get back there. 304 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:09,806 Nurse to stripper. 305 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:10,809 Have a seat! 306 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,886 It's OK Whit. 307 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,955 It's a concussion but the nurse said he'll be fine. 308 00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:17,602 He's not fine. 309 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,183 He's in there and he is all alone. 310 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:23,508 Whit as your friend I should tell you something... ...that's not easy for me to say. 311 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,705 You're still wearing that tiny hat. 312 00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:32,018 He doesn't have his special pillow. 313 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,091 If you want I can go and get his special pillow. 314 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,290 Oh! Mark thank you! 315 00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:38,042 It's in the bedroom, it's squishy and it's like this big. 316 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:39,270 Yeah it is. 317 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,250 And might I find it in your underwear drawer? 318 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,965 OK I'll go. 319 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,050 And why don't you grab her some pants? 320 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,763 OK but let's not forget. 321 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,229 Next time we're all together to mock Alex. 322 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:51,567 For having a special pillow. 323 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,699 Neil. Thank you so much! 324 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,575 Ahhh you poor baby! 325 00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:57,901 Mom! 326 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,766 What happened? 327 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,020 He he ... He hit his head on the counter and now he has a concussion. 328 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,867 Aw. You poor thing! 329 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,528 Is he gonna be alright, doctor? 330 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,927 Oh I'm actually not the doctor. 331 00:17:09,085 --> 00:17:10,413 I'm Neil. 332 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,789 We've met 3 times. 333 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,844 Last time you thought I was the valet. 334 00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:15,149 Oh! 335 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,290 I could've used you 5 minutes ago. I am blocking an ambulance. 336 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,138 Ma! 337 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,720 I'm gonna go do my rounds. 338 00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:21,860 Oh will you? Poor poor thing! 339 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,470 Oh. All the single ladies. 340 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,795 Is your father here? 341 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:27,720 Wow! 342 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,410 30 seconds. 343 00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:29,490 That's a new record. 344 00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:33,166 It's one thing for him not to show up at you college graduation. 345 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,351 Mom you told him the wrong time! 346 00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:37,698 Well it's not his fault that he is so selfish... 347 00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:39,064 ...that he doesn't show up and... 348 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,684 ...support you the way that I do. 349 00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:42,088 He is not a bad guy. 350 00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:45,579 He's just a horrible person and he owes me a check. 351 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,458 But this is not about that! 352 00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:50,080 This is about you! 353 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,145 Why aren't you back there with him? 354 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,027 Ah they won't let me because we're not married. 355 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,020 It's so stupid! 356 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,087 I told you you should get married! 357 00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,370 No you told me to marry him because... 358 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,329 ...if he cheats on me I'll get half his stuff. 359 00:18:02,395 --> 00:18:03,287 It's the law! 360 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:04,172 I'm just trying to help... 361 00:18:04,223 --> 00:18:05,145 ...so sue me! 362 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,121 Dad already did. 363 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,618 Yeah. Well he showed up for that. 364 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,872 You know what? Maybe you shouldn't marry Alex. 365 00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:13,237 That way you don't have to be stuck with him the rest of your life. 366 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,218 But I ... I do wanna be stuck with him. 367 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,195 That's ... 368 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,483 ...that's exactly what I want. 369 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,453 Now you aren't making any sense. 370 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,368 Miss Cummings! 371 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,228 You can come see Alex now. 372 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,420 Oh my god! 373 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,700 I'm so sorry! 374 00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,564 That was such a stupid idea. 375 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:34,351 No it wasn't. 376 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,483 Yes it was. 377 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,320 You're in here and... 378 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,171 ...I'm stuck out there and that scary nurse wouldn't let me back and... 379 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,839 I realized that I want to be stuck with you. 380 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,760 For the rest of my life 381 00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:47,640 So... 382 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,928 Alex. 383 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,710 Will you marry me? 384 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:00,829 - No! - Thank God! 385 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:03,339 Good. 386 00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:08,875 Look Whitney, I know that marriage scares you... 387 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,924 ...so we'll just wait until it doesn't anymore, right? 388 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,438 I love you so much that I'm not gonna marry you. 389 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,340 I'm sorry ... I was just worried that things were gonna fizzle... 390 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,141 ...or fade or I don't know. 391 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,469 I just really want us to stay together. 392 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,814 I love you! 393 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,523 And I hate moving. 394 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,740 This is the best part about being together for so long... 395 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,669 ...is that you can wear hoodies and your hair up or down or... 396 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,674 I don't care. 397 00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:36,933 And get off the floor! 398 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:37,475 What are you doing? 399 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,560 I was worried! 400 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,289 You know that people bleed out in here, right? 401 00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,325 OK that's disgusting. 402 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:44,700 Seriously are you OK? 403 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,220 Well. Ahh. I am you know I am... 404 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,050 ...feeling rather woozy. 405 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,002 Oh! 406 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,219 Well. 407 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,222 Mr. Miller. 408 00:19:57,020 --> 00:20:00,299 I think I know the exact thing... 409 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,592 ...to inject. 410 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,750 Yeah what might that be nurse Cummings? 411 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,885 Oh you know... 412 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,260 ...just 3 ccs of... 413 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,970 ..."volinnum medicine". 414 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:14,739 "Volinnum medicine"? 415 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,130 Was that one or two words? I don't know. 416 00:20:16,187 --> 00:20:18,190 That's two. It's a medical term. 417 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,890 - Ah OK. - I googled it. 418 00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:20,453 Right. 419 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,884 You know... 420 00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:26,710 ...I think we're gonna have to keep you... 421 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,811 ...overnight for observation. 422 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,991 Do I have to be in here all alone? 423 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,557 Well. 424 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,070 My shift ends soon. So... 425 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,698 ...we better hurry. 426 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,231 Oh be careful I just ... I have to return this tomorrow. 427 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,611 You rented it? 428 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:47,907 No I just ... I left the tags on you know because I'm only gonna wear it once. 429 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:49,370 No, wait. 430 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,810 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 431 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,170 Nurse! Nurse! 432 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,294 Real nurse!!! 433 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:59,171 Subtitle created by Jumpbreaker