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♪ She said, "I love you, boy,
I love you so" ♪
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Whitney: Okay!
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♪ She said,
"I love you, baby" ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ oh, oh ♪
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Whitney: Okay.
You're an idiot.
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♪ She said, "I love you more
than words can say" ♪
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Alex: [ Gargling ]
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♪ She said, "I love you, babe" ♪
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-Alex: [ Spits ]
-♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, babe ♪
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Whitney: Really?
What are you doing?
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Alex: Mnh. Ohh. Come on.
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Whitney: What? What?
What? What?
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Alex: Stop. Come on, no.
Stop. Ugh. Stop it.
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Here, give ... give me that.
Give me that.
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-Whitney: No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.
-Alex: Come here.
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We're gonna be late
for the ceremony!
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Whitney: When's the last time a wedding
actually started on time?
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Alex: That's 'cause they're
always waiting for you!
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Whitney: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, I'm ready.
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Okay.
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Alex: Whit, you're gonna wear
a hoodie to a wedding?
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What, were your overalls
in the wash?
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Whitney: Okay,
I almost froze to death
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at Nick and Rachel's wedding.
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Alex: You mean the one
that was in Mexico,
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where the groomsmen wore shorts?
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Whitney: How dare you?
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You know that I have
bad circulation,
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and it got worse after I got
laser hair removal for you.
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Alex: All right, come on.
We really got to go.
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Whitney: Okay, fine.
But I won this.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Okay. What?
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Alex: Whit, you can't wear white
to a wedding.
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Whitney: Come on.
It's got a pattern.
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Alex:
Yeah, a white pattern.
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Whitney: Ugh.
It's such a stupid rule.
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What, does the bride think
the groom's gonna get confused
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and marry me by accident?
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Getting married is so dumb.
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Alex: Just 'cause your parents
each got divorced three times
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doesn't mean
that all marriages are bad.
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Whitney:
Half of all marriages end.
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If half of all planes crashed,
would you continue to fly?
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Alex: It's just so much faster
than driving.
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Whitney:
[ Sighs ] Zip me.
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Alex: Is this new?
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Whitney:
No. I just hate it.
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I feel like all we ever do
is go to weddings.
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I can't remember the last time
I sat down to eat
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without a deejay telling me
to get this party started.
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Okay.
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-Okay, phone?
-Alex: Got it.
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-Whitney: Keys?
-Alex: Got 'em.
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-Whitney: Purse?
-Alex: I'm not that whipped.
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Whitney: Wait, is that
what you're wearing?
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♪ "But I love you, boy,
I love you so" ♪
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-Lily: Hi! Hi!
-Whitney: Hey!
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-Alex: Hey.
-Neal: Hey.
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-Lily: Neal, get my purse?
-Neal: Got it.
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Whitney: Wow,
again with the matching.
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Lily: Oh, no, it was totally
an accident this time.
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Neal: Well, was it,
or is it...
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Both: That we love
the same things?
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Alex: They've been together
a year. Let them have it.
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-Lily: Babe, we got table 8.
-Whitney: Oh, good.
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Neal: We met at a wedding,
at table 8.
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Lily: Yeah,
and wound up in a motel 6.
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Whitney: Oh, okay.
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Roxanne:
Hey. Wow. Okay.
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-Hi. Hey.
-Whitney: Hi.
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Lily: Uh, Roxanne, you can't
wear pants to a wedding.
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Roxanne:
Lil, get off my balls.
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I pay alimony to an ex-husband
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who does spoken word
for a living.
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I could wear cargo pants.
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-Lily: Yeah.
-Whitney: That's true.
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Neal: Are they --
are they already serving drinks?
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Roxanne: Hmm?
Oh, no. I brought this.
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[ Wagner's "bridal chorus"
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Whitney: Nice dress.
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Alex: You should have worn
the hoodie.
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Whitney: Yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
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Deejay:
Let's get this party started!
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Mark:
Hola! Alex, Whitney.
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-Whitney: Hey.
-Mark: Shalom. Neal. Lily.
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Ouch.
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Roxy. Love the side boob.
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Roxanne:
That's armpit fat.
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Mark: It all feels the same
in the dark.
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Alex: Mark,
how are you ever late?
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-You have sirens on top of your car.
-Whitney: [ Laughs ]
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Mark: Dude, I was down at the
station doing a little recon.
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Roxanne: Uh, you mean stalking
the bridesmaids on Facebook.
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Mark: Yes.
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Two of them love
"police academy,"
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so someone's going
on a ride-along tonight...
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-...On my face.
-Whitney: Okay, you know what?
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We know what you're saying.
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Lily: She's gonna throw
the bouquet! You guys, come on!
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-Whitney: Okay! Okay, here we go!
-Roxanne: Yeah!
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Lily: Neal!
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Mark: Someone's getting
a cavity search --
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Alex: Hey, man, you actually
don't have to do that, okay?
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-It's just me. Relax.
-Mark: Okay. Thanks.
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Sarah: Excuse me.
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Aren't you the guy who sold
that big Internet company?
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Alex: Yeah. Hi. I'm Alex.
Have we met?
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Sarah: I'm Sarah!
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We met at Jeff's birthday party.
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A bunch of people are doing
shots, if you want to come.
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Alex: Oh.
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Yeah, you know,
I-I have a girlfriend,
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so I can't really engage
in any type of merriment.
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Sarah: Yeah, you date
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that photographer girl
who's really loud.
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Alex: Whitney.
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Whitney: Honey, do you have
those pepto things?
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It's just that the scallops
are getting chatty.
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Sarah: Excuse me.
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Whitney: Oh. Sorry.
You're gonna -- taking off?
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Sarah: Yeah.
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Lily: Got it.
That Ashley girl is a beast.
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Mark: Yeah, she's currently
under investigation.
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Lily: Enjoy another year
of eharmony, beyotch!
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[ Laughs ]
Boom!
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Mark: Dude, what were you doing
out there?
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Neal: I set a pick.
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Lily:
Yeah, I just read in Cosmo
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that one of the keys
to a healthy relationship
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is participating
in your partner's passions.
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Roxanne:
Lil, Cosmo's for skanks.
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Lily: No, no, it has
interesting statistics,
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like couples with the most
successful relationships
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have sex four or five times
a week.
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-Whitney: Five times a week?!
-Lily: Yes.
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Whitney:
Who has time for that?
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Roxanne: Well, that is
what happened in my marriage.
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I mean, things got platonic.
We stopped having sex.
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Well, stopped having sex.
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He continued with other people.
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Mark: It's not his fault.
He's a man.
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Monogamy is not natural.
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If the cavemen
had been monogamous,
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there would be like six people.
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Alex: Mark, you can't justify
everything you do using cavemen.
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Mark: Why not?
The cavemen did it.
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I'm just saying, once you're
in a long-term relationship,
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you're not tapping that
every night.
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Lily: Oh, look,
they're gonna do the cake.
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Man: Some of the cupcakes
are missing.
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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Sarah: It was her.
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Alex:
Wow, you're on fire tonight.
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What are you closing with blackface?
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Alex: Just got an e-mail
from Mark.
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Went home
with the pregnant girl.
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He said he wants to know
if it counts as a threesome.
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Aah!
Your feet are freezing.
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Whitney:
Why aren't we having sex?
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Alex: 'Cause your hair's up
and I ate pork.
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Whitney:
Okay. I-I don't mean now.
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I mean why aren't we having it
more often?
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Wait, what do you mean,
my hair is up?
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Alex: When your hair's up,
you don't like to be touched.
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Or talked to.
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Whitney: When's the last time
I wore my hair down?
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Alex: [ Inhales sharply ]
Uh, two...Years ago?
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Whitney: Okay. Be serious.
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It's just ... I don't think
we're having sex enough.
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I mean, why aren't we
tapping this every night?
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Alex: Well, you can tap that
whenever you want.
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Whitney: This is serious, okay?
This is a thing.
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This happened to Roxanne.
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This happened to my mother
with all three of her husbands.
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I don't want to end up like my
mother. She has seven parrots.
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Alex: I thought she had
seven therapists.
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Whitney: Yeah, she has 14 things
telling her she's pretty.
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It's just...
Do you know what this Sunday is?
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Alex: Yeah,
it's our five-year anniversary.
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-Whitney: You knew that?
-Alex: Yeah.
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Whitney: We haven't
even planned anything.
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I mean, we did something good
last year, right?
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Alex:
Yeah, you took Tylenol pm...
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...In the a.M.
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Whitney:
I mixed up the bottles.
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And as I recall,
you still had sex with me.
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-Alex: It was our anniversary.
-Whitney: Okay, I just --
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we're gonna do something
awesome this year, okay?
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But for now, you just ...
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You just stay in that bed,
all right,
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because a storm of sexy
is gonna...Come your way.
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So just ... [ inhales deeply ]
Just get your umbrella.
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Okay.
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That's not good.
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That's -- what is that?
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This is -- what?
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That's not what I...
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No, no, that's...
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Alex: Whit,
what happened in there?
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Whitney: The storm of sexy's probably
coming through more like tomorrow-ish.
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Whitney: Okay, okay, lil,
careful with the cleavage.
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Lily: What? If I'm gonna start
a blog, I want to look good.
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Whitney: Okay.
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Okay! Okay.
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You're a food critic,
not a Kardashian.
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Lily: Okay. Okay.
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Whitney:
So, you and Neal never go
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like four or five days
without having sex?
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Lily: Unh-unh. I work very hard
at keeping our sex life good.
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-I do kegels every day.
-Whitney: Huh.
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Lily: Doing them right now.
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-Whitney: Hey.
-Lily: Hi.
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Roxanne: Hi. Hi.
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Can't. Wine?
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-Whitney: Oh, to your right.
-Roxanne: [ Clears throat ]
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Whitney: The glasses are
right behind you.
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That's fine, too.
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Roxanne: Being a single woman
today is embarrassing.
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That guy Chris I'm dating
just told me I have bad chi.
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Whitney:
Your chi is a little rough.
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Roxanne: Whatever.
You know what?
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I'm 33. My chi is tired.
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Lily: You know
what makes you tired?
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Drinking at 2:30.
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Roxanne:
You guys have no idea
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what is going on out there,
you know?
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-It is a war zone.
-Whitney: Hmm.
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Roxanne:
Guys get calf implants.
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They have feelings.
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I dated a guy
who had a screen saver
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of a baby on his computer.
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And it wasn't even his baby.
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-Lily: That's sweet.
-Whitney: That's a pedophile.
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Roxanne:
Anyway, enough about me.
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You left me a message I did not
listen to. What was it?
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Whitney:
Um, well, I just --
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our five-year anniversary
is coming up,
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and I really want to do
something good.
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Roxanne: Mm.
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Lily:
What about color me mine?
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Roxanne: [ Gasps ]
What about oxycontin?
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Whitney: Is it possible that
there's something in between?
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Woman: Uh, is there something
I can help you with?
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Whitney: Yeah.
Wow, you look...Cold.
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Um, yeah, I'm interested
in becoming a sex goddess.
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Uh, I'll do pretty much anything
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except latex,
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feathers ... bird flu ...
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Oh, and no underwire.
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It's like
I'm leaning on a fence.
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Woman:
How about role-play?
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You dress up in sexy costumes
and pretend to be other people.
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Roxanne: Yeah, it is exactly
like being with other people,
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except you're
with the same freakin' person,
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and he's dressed like an idiot.
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Lily: What about
this cowboy costume?
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Woman: Oh, that's very popular.
And how about a toy gun?
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Lily: Yeah -- helps you get
into character.
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Whitney: Okay.
Okay, I'm not Daniel day-Lewis.
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I just want to get laid.
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Alex: Hi, hon.
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Whitney: Hello, there.
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Are you here to, uh,
see the doctor?
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Alex: I don't know.
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Am I?
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Whitney: Yes, you are...
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Anniversary boy.
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I'm gonna need you to...
Sign in.
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Alex:
Yeah, I'll sign in.
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Whitney: Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, Mr. Miller.
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I'm gonna need your...
Insurance card.
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Alex: Oh, uh...
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Pow.
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Whitney: [ Sighs ]
Come on. Do it for real.
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Alex: [ Sighs ]
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I'm pretty sure that, uh,
doctor, uh...
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Whitney: Quinn.
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-Alex: Medicine woman?
-Whitney: -Hmm.
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Alex: Well, I'm pretty sure
that, uh, Dr. Quinn,
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uh, has my info already.
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Whitney: I doubt it.
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I'm gonna need you
to have a seat
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and fill out these forms.
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Alex: Well...
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Whit?
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Do I really need
my employer's address?
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Whitney: Oh, I actually think
we have that on file.
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Let me go check.
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But our file room is huge.
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And sometimes I get lost
in there.
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So, if I'm not back in a minute,
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you might want to come...Help.
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Alex: I think I got that file
you're looking for right here.
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Ugh!
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Whitney: Mr. Miller?
The doctor will see you now.
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Mr. Miller?
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Oh.
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Mr. Miller, what happened?
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I guess I'm gonna need
to give you mouth-to-mouth.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Alex?
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He's gonna be okay, right?
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Nurse: We'll take care
of him, ma'am.
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What's your relation
to this man?
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-Whitney: He's my boyfriend.
-Nurse: I'm sorry.
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You're not allowed back here
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unless you're a spouse
or immediately family member.
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Feel free to have a seat
out here.
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Whitney: Okay, we've been
together for three years,
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so we're basically married.
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Nurse: You're either married
or you're not.
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Whitney: Nurse to nurse?
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I got to get back there.
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Nurse: Nurse to stripper,
have a seat.
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Lily: It's okay, whit.
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It's a concussion, but the nurse
said he'll be fine.
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Whitney: He's not fine. He's
in there, and he's all alone.
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Roxanne:
Whit, as your friend,
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I should tell you something
that's not easy for me to say.
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You're still wearing
that tiny hat.
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Whitney: Ohh.
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I mean, he doesn't have
his special pillow.
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Mark: If you want, I can go
and get his special pillow.
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Whitney: Oh, Mark, thank you.
It's in the bedroom.
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It's squishy,
and it's like this big.
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Mark: Yeah, it is.
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And might I find it
in your underwear drawer?
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Neal: Okay, I'll go.
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Lily: Yeah, and, uh, why don't
you grab her some pants?
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Mark: Okay,
but let's not forget,
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next time we're all together,
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to mock Alex for having
a special pillow.
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Whitney: Okay, Neal,
thank you so much.
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Candy:
Oh. Oh, you poor baby!
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-Whitney: Mom!
-Candy: Oh! What happened?
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Whitney: Uh, he hit his head on the counter,
and now he has a concussion.
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Candy:
Oh, you poor thing.
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Is he gonna be all right,
doctor?
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00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,654
Neal: Oh, I'm actually
not the doctor. I'm Neal.
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We've met three times.
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Last time, you thought
I was the valet.
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00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,211
Candy: Oh. I could have used you
five minutes ago.
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-I'm blocking an ambulance.
-Whitney: Mom!
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Neal:
I'm gonna go do my rounds.
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Candy: Ah, well,
you poor, poor thing.
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Oh, all the single ladies.
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Roxanne: Candy.
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Candy: Is your father here?
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Whitney: Wow, 30 seconds.
That's a new record.
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Candy: [ Scoffs ]
It's one thing for him
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not to show up
for your college graduation.
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Whitney: Okay. Mom,
you told him the wrong time.
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Candy: Well, it's not his fault
that he is so selfish
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that he doesn't show up and
support you the way that I do.
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-Whitney: Right.
-Candy: He's not a bad guy.
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Whitney: Mm-hmm.
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Candy: He's just
a horrible person,
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and he owes me a check.
365
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:49,811
But this is not about that.
This is about you.
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[ Sighs ]
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Why aren't you back there
with him?
368
00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,583
Whitney: Oh, they won't let me
because we're not married.
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00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:55,700
-Candy: Aha.
-Whitney: It's stupid.
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00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,910
Candy: I told you,
you should get married.
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00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,755
Whitney: No,
you told me to marry him
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00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:02,164
because if he cheats on me,
I'll get half his stuff.
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00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,092
Candy: It's the law.
I'm just trying to help.
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00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,960
-So sue me.
-Whitney: Dad already did.
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00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,378
Candy: Yeah, well,
he showed up for that.
376
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,432
You know what?
Maybe you shouldn't marry Alex.
377
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:11,933
That way, you don't
have to be stuck with him
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for the rest of your life.
379
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:17,105
Whitney: But I -- I do
want to be stuck with him.
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00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,683
That's ... that's
exactly what I want.
381
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,602
Candy: Now you're not making
any sense.
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Nurse: Miss cummings?
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You can come see Alex now.
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00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,519
Whitney: Oh, my God,
I am so sorry.
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00:18:31,537 --> 00:18:33,404
That was such a stupid idea.
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-Alex: No, it wasn't.
-Whitney: Yes, it was.
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00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,209
You were in here,
and I was stuck out there,
388
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:38,993
and that scary nurse
wouldn't let me back,
389
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,731
and [Sighs]
I realized that...I want to
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00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:47,068
be stuck with you for...
The rest of my life.
391
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:51,389
So...
[ Clears throat ]
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Alex...Will you marry me?
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00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,982
-Alex: No.
-Whitney: Thank God.
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00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:04,653
[ Sighs ]
Good.
395
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:08,657
Alex: Look, Whitney, I know
that, uh, marriage scares you,
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00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:11,827
so we'll just wait until it
doesn't anymore, all right?
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I love you so much
that I'm not gonna marry you.
398
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,947
Whitney: [ Chuckles ]
I'm sorry.
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00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:17,165
I just ... I was worried
400
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,167
that things were
gonna fizzle or fade
401
00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:20,285
or ... I don't know.
402
00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:22,578
I just ... I really want us
to stay together.
403
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,105
Alex: I love you.
404
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,831
And I hate moving.
405
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,374
-Whitney: Oh.
-Alex: So...
406
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,978
This is the best part about
being together for so long,
407
00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:31,930
is that, you know,
you can wear hoodies
408
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,882
and your hair up or down
or ... I don't care.
409
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842
And get off the floor.
What are you doing?
410
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:38,620
Whitney: Oh. Sorry.
[ Laughs ] Excuse me.
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Alex: You know that people --
people bleed out in here, right?
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Whitney:
Okay, that's just --
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00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:45,559
seriously, are you okay?
414
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:48,964
Alex: Well, yeah, uh, you know,
I am, uh...
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Feeling rather woozy.
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Whitney: Oh.
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00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:56,371
Well...Mr. Miller,
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00:19:56,405 --> 00:20:02,210
I think I know the exact thing
to inject.
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Alex: [ Chuckles ]
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00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,704
Yeah? What might that be,
nurse cummings?
421
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,633
Whitney:
Oh, you know, just 3cc
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of...Vulina...Medicine.
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00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,322
-Alex: Vulina medicine?
-Whitney: Uh-huh.
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00:20:14,357 --> 00:20:16,674
Alex: Was that one or two words?
I don't know what that's about.
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00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,026
Whitney: That's one --
two -- it's -- it's --
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-it's a medical term.
-Alex: [ Chuckles ] Oh, okay.
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00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,636
-Whitney: I googled it.
-Alex: Right.
428
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,382
I think we're gonna
have to keep you overnight
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for observation.
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00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:32,186
Alex: Do I have to be
in here all alone?
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Whitney: Well, my shift
ends soon, so we better hurry.
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[ Button pops ]
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00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:42,997
Oh, be careful. I just ...
I have to return this tomorrow.
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Alex: You rented it?
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00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,538
No, I just ... I left the tags on.
Cause I'm only gonna wear it once.
436
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:50,351
- Wait...
- Oh, oh.
437
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:54,128
Nurse, nurses, where are nurses?
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