1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,170 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,672 --> 00:00:08,924 ♪ She said, "I love you, boy, I love you so" ♪ 3 00:00:08,958 --> 00:00:10,041 Okay! 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,393 ♪ She said, "I love you, baby" ♪ 5 00:00:11,427 --> 00:00:15,897 ♪ oh, oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 6 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,066 ♪ oh, oh ♪ 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,885 Okay. You're an idiot. 8 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ She said, "I love you more than words can say" ♪ 9 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,389 ♪ She said, "I love you, babe" ♪ 10 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,742 ♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, babe ♪ 11 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:27,943 Really? What are you doing? 12 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,062 Mnh. Ohh. Come on. 13 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,898 What? What? What? What? 14 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,584 Stop. Come on, no. Stop. Ugh. Stop it. 15 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:36,985 Here, give ... give me that. Give me that. 16 00:00:37,019 --> 00:00:38,705 - No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't. - Come here. 17 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,751 We're gonna be late for the ceremony! 18 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:45,379 When's the last time a wedding actually started on time? 19 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,839 That's 'cause they're always waiting for you! 20 00:00:48,005 --> 00:00:49,331 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm ready. 21 00:00:49,365 --> 00:00:50,665 Okay. 22 00:00:50,699 --> 00:00:52,386 Whit, you're gonna wear a hoodie to a wedding? 23 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:57,724 What, were your overalls in the wash? 24 00:00:57,890 --> 00:00:59,424 Okay, I almost froze to death 25 00:00:59,475 --> 00:01:00,477 at Nick and Rachel's wedding. 26 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,245 You mean the one that was in Mexico, 27 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:06,066 where the groomsmen wore shorts? 28 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,265 How dare you? 29 00:01:07,316 --> 00:01:09,117 You know that I have bad circulation, 30 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:13,365 and it got worse after I got laser hair removal for you. 31 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,449 All right, come on. We really got to go. 32 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:17,869 Okay, fine. But I won this. 33 00:01:19,787 --> 00:01:21,957 Okay. What? 34 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:26,002 Whit, you can't wear white to a wedding. 35 00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:28,088 Come on. It's got a pattern. 36 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,215 Yeah, a white pattern. 37 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,457 Ugh. It's such a stupid rule. 38 00:01:32,508 --> 00:01:34,459 What, does the bride think the groom's gonna get confused 39 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:36,221 and marry me by accident? 40 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,474 Getting married is so dumb. 41 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,251 Just 'cause your parents each got divorced three times 44 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:50,152 If half of all planes crashed, would you continue to fly? 45 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:54,030 It's just so much faster than driving. 46 00:01:54,196 --> 00:01:56,615 Zip me. 47 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:57,701 Is this new? 48 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,434 No. I just hate it. 49 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,538 I feel like all we ever do is go to weddings. 50 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,572 I can't remember the last time I sat down to eat 51 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:06,408 without a deejay telling me to get this party started. 52 00:02:06,442 --> 00:02:08,003 Okay. 53 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,212 -Okay, phone? - Got it. 54 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,545 - Keys? - Got 'em. 55 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,581 - Purse? - I'm not that whipped. 56 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:17,052 Wait, is that what you're wearing? 57 00:02:17,086 --> 00:02:20,088 ♪ "But I love you, boy, I love you so" ♪ 58 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,561 - Hi! Hi! - Hey! 59 00:02:26,596 --> 00:02:27,629 - Hey. - Hey. 60 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,524 - Neal, get my purse? - Got it. 61 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,196 Wow, again with the matching. 62 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,137 Oh, no, it was totally an accident this time. 63 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:37,739 Well, was it, or is it... 64 00:02:37,773 --> 00:02:40,786 That we love the same things? 65 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:44,247 They've been together a year. Let them have it. 66 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:47,749 - Babe, we got table 8. - Oh, good. 67 00:02:47,783 --> 00:02:49,669 We met at a wedding, at table 8. 68 00:02:49,835 --> 00:02:52,921 Yeah, and wound up in a motel 6. 69 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:55,050 Oh, okay. 70 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,493 Hey. Wow. Okay. 71 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,638 -Hi. Hey. - Hi. 72 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:02,140 Uh, Roxanne, you can't wear pants to a wedding. 73 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:04,601 Lil, get off my balls. 74 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,068 I pay alimony to an ex-husband 75 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,904 who does spoken word for a living. 76 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,021 I could wear cargo pants. 77 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:11,483 - Yeah. - That's true. 78 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,610 Are they -- are they already serving drinks? 79 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,362 Hmm? Oh, no. I brought this. 80 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,335 Nice dress. 81 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,969 You should have worn the hoodie. 82 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,468 Yeah. 83 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:47,559 Let's get this party started! 84 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,482 Hola! Alex, Whitney. 85 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:57,571 - Hey. - Shalom. Neal. Lily. 86 00:03:57,787 --> 00:03:59,254 Ouch. 87 00:03:59,288 --> 00:04:01,992 Roxy. Love the side boob. 88 00:04:02,224 --> 00:04:05,527 That's armpit fat. 89 00:04:05,561 --> 00:04:08,897 It all feels the same in the dark. 90 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,368 Mark, how are you ever late? 91 00:04:13,402 --> 00:04:15,255 -You have sirens on top of your car. 92 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,466 Dude, I was down at the station doing a little recon. 93 00:04:18,632 --> 00:04:20,760 Uh, you mean stalking the bridesmaids on Facebook. 94 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:22,304 Yes. 95 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,078 Two of them love "police academy," 96 00:04:24,096 --> 00:04:27,559 so someone's going on a ride-along tonight... 97 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:31,146 -...On my face. - Okay, you know what? 98 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:34,858 We know what you're saying. 99 00:04:35,091 --> 00:04:37,402 She's gonna throw the bouquet! You guys, come on! 100 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:41,197 - Okay! Okay, here we go! - Yeah! 101 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,764 Neal! 102 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:47,402 Someone's getting a cavity search -- 103 00:04:47,436 --> 00:04:49,237 Hey, man, you actually don't have to do that, okay? 104 00:04:49,271 --> 00:04:52,292 -It's just me. Relax. - Okay. Thanks. 105 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,075 Excuse me. 106 00:04:54,109 --> 00:04:56,296 Aren't you the guy who sold that big Internet company? 107 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,756 Yeah. Hi. I'm Alex. Have we met? 108 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,841 I'm Sarah! 109 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,594 We met at Jeff's birthday party. 110 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,805 A bunch of people are doing shots, if you want to come. 111 00:05:05,971 --> 00:05:07,005 Oh. 112 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,024 Yeah, you know, I-I have a girlfriend, 113 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,893 so I can't really engage in any type of merriment. 114 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,262 Yeah, you date 115 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:17,484 that photographer girl who's really loud. 116 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:20,695 Whitney. 117 00:05:20,861 --> 00:05:23,021 Honey, do you have those pepto things? 118 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,742 It's just that the scallops are getting chatty. 119 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:29,694 Excuse me. 120 00:05:29,745 --> 00:05:31,696 Oh. Sorry. You're gonna -- taking off? 121 00:05:31,747 --> 00:05:34,376 Yeah. 122 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:39,047 Got it. That Ashley girl is a beast. 123 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,508 Yeah, she's currently under investigation. 124 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,427 Enjoy another year of eharmony, beyotch! 125 00:05:45,461 --> 00:05:47,263 Boom! 126 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,975 Dude, what were you doing out there? 127 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,060 I set a pick. 128 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,902 Yeah, I just read in Cosmo 129 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,387 that one of the keys to a healthy relationship 130 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,692 is participating in your partner's passions. 131 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,676 Lil, Cosmo's for skanks. 132 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:04,245 No, no, it has interesting statistics, 133 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,248 like couples with the most successful relationships 134 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,786 have sex four or five times a week. 135 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,753 - Five times a week?! - Yes. 136 00:06:11,787 --> 00:06:14,749 Who has time for that? 137 00:06:14,915 --> 00:06:19,194 Well, that is what happened in my marriage. 138 00:06:19,228 --> 00:06:22,048 I mean, things got platonic. We stopped having sex. 139 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:24,699 Well, stopped having sex. 140 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:29,097 He continued with other people. 141 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:32,039 It's not his fault. He's a man. 142 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:34,561 Monogamy is not natural. 143 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,211 If the cavemen had been monogamous, 144 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:39,441 there would be like six people. 145 00:06:40,649 --> 00:06:43,570 Mark, you can't justify everything you do using cavemen. 146 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,239 Why not? The cavemen did it. 147 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:51,578 I'm just saying, once you're in a long-term relationship, 148 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,496 you're not tapping that every night. 149 00:06:53,662 --> 00:06:56,332 Oh, look, they're gonna do the cake. 150 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,961 Some of the cupcakes are missing. 151 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:02,255 It was her. 152 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:10,845 Wow, you're on fire tonight. 153 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:14,082 What are you closing with blackface? 154 00:07:16,371 --> 00:07:18,772 Just got an e-mail from Mark. 155 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,441 Went home with the pregnant girl. 156 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,446 He said he wants to know if it counts as a threesome. 157 00:07:35,056 --> 00:07:37,707 Aah! Your feet are freezing. 158 00:07:37,873 --> 00:07:39,793 Why aren't we having sex? 159 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,795 'Cause your hair's up and I ate pork. 160 00:07:44,249 --> 00:07:46,033 Okay. I-I don't mean now. 161 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:48,135 I mean why aren't we having it more often? 162 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:50,011 Wait, what do you mean, my hair is up? 163 00:07:50,177 --> 00:07:52,472 When your hair's up, you don't like to be touched. 164 00:07:53,555 --> 00:07:54,891 Or talked to. 165 00:07:56,578 --> 00:07:58,478 When's the last time I wore my hair down? 166 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:03,483 Uh, two...Years ago? 167 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,652 Okay. Be serious. 168 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,855 It's just ... I don't think we're having sex enough. 169 00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:11,658 I mean, why aren't we tapping this every night? 170 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,703 Well, you can tap that whenever you want. 171 00:08:15,869 --> 00:08:18,998 This is serious, okay? This is a thing. 172 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:20,959 This happened to Roxanne. 173 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,170 This happened to my mother with all three of her husbands. 174 00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:25,547 I don't want to end up like my mother. She has seven parrots. 175 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,466 I thought she had seven therapists. 176 00:08:28,632 --> 00:08:33,179 Yeah, she has 14 things telling her she's pretty. 177 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:37,501 It's just... Do you know what this Sunday is? 178 00:08:37,535 --> 00:08:38,935 Yeah, it's our five-year anniversary. 179 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,254 - You knew that? - Yeah. 180 00:08:40,288 --> 00:08:41,646 We haven't even planned anything. 181 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,273 I mean, we did something good last year, right? 182 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,984 Yeah, you took Tylenol pm... 183 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:50,113 ...In the a.M. 184 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,032 I mixed up the bottles. 185 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:54,367 And as I recall, you still had sex with me. 186 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,954 - It was our anniversary. - Okay, I just -- 187 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,307 we're gonna do something awesome this year, okay? 188 00:09:00,342 --> 00:09:01,475 But for now, you just ... 189 00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:03,251 You just stay in that bed, all right, 190 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:08,315 because a storm of sexy is gonna...Come your way. 191 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:11,217 So just ... Just get your umbrella. 192 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:19,693 Okay. 193 00:09:23,431 --> 00:09:25,883 That's not good. 194 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:29,053 That's -- what is that? 195 00:09:29,087 --> 00:09:31,588 This is -- what? 196 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,208 That's not what I... 197 00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:46,753 No, no, that's... 198 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,176 Whit, what happened in there? 199 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,595 The storm of sexy's probably coming through more like tomorrow-ish. 200 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,395 Okay, okay, lil, careful with the cleavage. 201 00:10:04,561 --> 00:10:06,940 What? If I'm gonna start a blog, I want to look good. 202 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:07,732 Okay. 203 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:10,026 Okay! Okay. 204 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,154 You're a food critic, not a Kardashian. 205 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,915 Okay. Okay. 206 00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:16,750 So, you and Neal never go 207 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,117 like four or five days without having sex? 208 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:21,255 Unh-unh. I work very hard at keeping our sex life good. 209 00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:23,206 -I do kegels every day. - Huh. 210 00:10:24,581 --> 00:10:28,044 Doing them right now. 211 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,796 - Hey. - Hi. 212 00:10:29,831 --> 00:10:31,298 Hi. Hi. 213 00:10:31,316 --> 00:10:33,007 Can't. Wine? 214 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:35,301 Oh, to your right. 215 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,304 The glasses are right behind you. 216 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:40,098 That's fine, too. 217 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:43,510 Being a single woman today is embarrassing. 218 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:46,854 That guy Chris I'm dating just told me I have bad chi. 219 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:50,024 Your chi is a little rough. 220 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,451 Whatever. You know what? 221 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:55,088 I'm 33. My chi is tired. 222 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:56,590 You know what makes you tired? 223 00:10:56,624 --> 00:10:59,659 Drinking at 2:30. 224 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,044 You guys have no idea 225 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,714 what is going on out there, you know? 226 00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:06,124 -It is a war zone. - Hmm. 227 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,418 Guys get calf implants. 228 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:09,919 They have feelings. 229 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,807 I dated a guy who had a screen saver 230 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,717 of a baby on his computer. 231 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,220 And it wasn't even his baby. 232 00:11:19,386 --> 00:11:22,598 - That's sweet. - That's a pedophile. 233 00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:24,735 Anyway, enough about me. 234 00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:27,228 You left me a message I did not listen to. What was it? 235 00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:28,989 Um, well, I just -- 236 00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,157 our five-year anniversary is coming up, 237 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,566 and I really want to do something good. 238 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,659 Mm. 239 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,028 What about color me mine? 240 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:40,533 What about oxycontin? 241 00:11:42,837 --> 00:11:45,955 Is it possible that there's something in between? 242 00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:52,962 Uh, is there something I can help you with? 243 00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:56,299 Yeah. Wow, you look...Cold. 244 00:11:56,465 --> 00:12:00,720 Um, yeah, I'm interested in becoming a sex goddess. 245 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,513 Uh, I'll do pretty much anything 246 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:03,924 except latex, 247 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:06,093 feathers ... bird flu ... 248 00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:07,561 Oh, and no underwire. 249 00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,729 It's like I'm leaning on a fence. 250 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,522 How about role-play? 251 00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:15,443 You dress up in sexy costumes and pretend to be other people. 252 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,071 Yeah, it is exactly like being with other people, 253 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,574 except you're with the same freakin' person, 254 00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:22,241 and he's dressed like an idiot. 255 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,911 What about this cowboy costume? 256 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:29,249 Oh, that's very popular. And how about a toy gun? 257 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:30,450 Yeah -- helps you get into character. 258 00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:32,936 Okay. Okay, I'm not Daniel day-Lewis. 259 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,504 I just want to get laid. 260 00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:40,176 Hi, hon. 261 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,969 Hello, there. 262 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:47,892 Are you here to, uh, see the doctor? 263 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,270 I don't know. 264 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,483 Am I? 265 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,953 Yes, you are... 266 00:12:57,987 --> 00:13:01,406 Anniversary boy. 267 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:06,369 I'm gonna need you to... Sign in. 268 00:13:08,164 --> 00:13:09,664 Yeah, I'll sign in. 269 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:13,167 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Mr. Miller. 270 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:19,257 I'm gonna need your... Insurance card. 271 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,927 Oh, uh... 272 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,780 Pow. 273 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,101 Come on. Do it for real. 274 00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:37,442 I'm pretty sure that, uh, doctor, uh... 275 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,862 Quinn. 276 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,286 - Medicine woman? -Hmm. 277 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,358 Well, I'm pretty sure that, uh, Dr. Quinn, 278 00:13:53,393 --> 00:13:56,085 uh, has my info already. 279 00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:59,031 I doubt it. 280 00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:00,866 I'm gonna need you to have a seat 281 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,384 and fill out these forms. 282 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:09,557 Well... 283 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:34,832 Whit? 284 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:37,627 Do I really need my employer's address? 285 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,406 Oh, I actually think we have that on file. 286 00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:43,466 Let me go check. 287 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,245 But our file room is huge. 288 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:51,098 And sometimes I get lost in there. 289 00:14:53,141 --> 00:14:55,771 So, if I'm not back in a minute, 290 00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:59,641 you might want to come...Help. 291 00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:13,663 I think I got that file you're looking for right here. 292 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:14,830 Ugh! 293 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:21,796 Mr. Miller? The doctor will see you now. 294 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,092 Mr. Miller? 295 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,438 Oh. 296 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:33,108 Mr. Miller, what happened? 297 00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:36,845 I guess I'm gonna need to give you mouth-to-mouth. 298 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,149 Alex? 299 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,854 He's gonna be okay, right? 300 00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:47,005 We'll take care of him, ma'am. 301 00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:48,173 What's your relation to this man? 302 00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,508 - He's my boyfriend. - I'm sorry. 303 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,009 You're not allowed back here 304 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,327 unless you're a spouse or immediately family member. 305 00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:54,870 Feel free to have a seat out here. 306 00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,681 Okay, we've been together for three years, 307 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:57,707 so we're basically married. 308 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,960 You're either married or you're not. 309 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:07,300 Nurse to nurse? 310 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,801 I got to get back there. 311 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,344 Nurse to stripper, have a seat. 312 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:14,557 It's okay, whit. 313 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,885 It's a concussion, but the nurse said he'll be fine. 314 00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:19,103 He's not fine. He's in there, and he's all alone. 315 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,722 Whit, as your friend, 316 00:16:20,757 --> 00:16:24,059 I should tell you something that's not easy for me to say. 317 00:16:24,093 --> 00:16:26,527 You're still wearing that tiny hat. 318 00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:29,381 Ohh. 319 00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:31,824 I mean, he doesn't have his special pillow. 320 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,826 If you want, I can go and get his special pillow. 321 00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,221 Oh, Mark, thank you. It's in the bedroom. 322 00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:38,006 It's squishy, and it's like this big. 323 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,174 Yeah, it is. 324 00:16:39,192 --> 00:16:41,000 And might I find it in your underwear drawer? 325 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,753 Okay, I'll go. 326 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,921 Yeah, and, uh, why don't you grab her some pants? 327 00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:48,016 Okay, but let's not forget, 328 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,518 next time we're all together, 329 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,677 to mock Alex for having a special pillow. 330 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:54,430 Okay, Neal, thank you so much. 331 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,349 Oh. Oh, you poor baby! 332 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,685 - Mom! - Oh! What happened? 333 00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,395 Uh, he hit his head on the counter, and now he has a concussion. 334 00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,865 Oh, you poor thing. 335 00:17:03,883 --> 00:17:06,442 Is he gonna be all right, doctor? 336 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,654 Oh, I'm actually not the doctor. I'm Neal. 337 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,606 We've met three times. 338 00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:14,033 Last time, you thought I was the valet. 339 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,211 Oh. I could have used you five minutes ago. 340 00:17:16,229 --> 00:17:17,828 -I'm blocking an ambulance. - Mom! 341 00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:19,330 I'm gonna go do my rounds. 342 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,791 Ah, well, you poor, poor thing. 343 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,251 Oh, all the single ladies. 344 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,294 Candy. 345 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,671 Is your father here? 346 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,215 Wow, 30 seconds. That's a new record. 347 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,883 It's one thing for him 348 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,461 not to show up for your college graduation. 349 00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:35,388 Okay. Mom, you told him the wrong time. 350 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,632 Well, it's not his fault that he is so selfish 351 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,968 that he doesn't show up and support you the way that I do. 352 00:17:40,002 --> 00:17:41,769 - Right. - He's not a bad guy. 353 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:42,728 Mm-hmm. 354 00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:43,972 He's just a horrible person, 355 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:45,439 and he owes me a check. 356 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:49,811 But this is not about that. This is about you. 357 00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:53,081 Why aren't you back there with him? 358 00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,583 Oh, they won't let me because we're not married. 359 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:55,700 - Aha. - It's stupid. 360 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,910 I told you, you should get married. 361 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,755 No, you told me to marry him 362 00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:02,164 because if he cheats on me, I'll get half his stuff. 363 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,092 It's the law. I'm just trying to help. 364 00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,960 -So sue me. - Dad already did. 365 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,378 Yeah, well, he showed up for that. 366 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,432 You know what? Maybe you shouldn't marry Alex. 367 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:11,933 That way, you don't have to be stuck with him 368 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,259 for the rest of your life. 369 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:17,105 But I -- I do want to be stuck with him. 370 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,683 That's ... that's exactly what I want. 371 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,602 Now you're not making any sense. 372 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,105 Miss cummings? 373 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,816 You can come see Alex now. 374 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,519 Oh, my God, I am so sorry. 375 00:18:31,537 --> 00:18:33,404 That was such a stupid idea. 376 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,197 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was. 377 00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,209 You were in here, and I was stuck out there, 378 00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:38,993 and that scary nurse wouldn't let me back, 379 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,731 and I realized that...I want to 380 00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:47,068 be stuck with you for... The rest of my life. 381 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:51,389 So... 382 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:56,594 Alex...Will you marry me? 383 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,982 - No. - Thank God. 384 00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:04,653 Good. 385 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:08,657 Look, Whitney, I know that, uh, marriage scares you, 386 00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:11,827 so we'll just wait until it doesn't anymore, all right? 387 00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:14,153 I love you so much that I'm not gonna marry you. 388 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,947 I'm sorry. 389 00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:17,165 I just ... I was worried 390 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,167 that things were gonna fizzle or fade 391 00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:20,285 or ... I don't know. 392 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:22,578 I just ... I really want us to stay together. 393 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,105 I love you. 394 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,831 And I hate moving. 395 00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,374 - Oh. - So... 396 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,978 This is the best part about being together for so long, 397 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:31,930 is that, you know, you can wear hoodies 398 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,882 and your hair up or down or ... I don't care. 399 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842 And get off the floor. What are you doing? 400 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:38,620 Oh. Sorry. Excuse me. 401 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:40,772 You know that people -- people bleed out in here, right? 402 00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,624 Okay, that's just -- 403 00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:45,559 seriously, are you okay? 404 00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:48,964 Well, yeah, uh, you know, I am, uh... 405 00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:51,023 Feeling rather woozy. 406 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,134 Oh. 407 00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:56,371 Well...Mr. Miller, 408 00:19:56,405 --> 00:20:02,210 I think I know the exact thing to inject. 409 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,704 Yeah? What might that be, nurse cummings? 410 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,633 Oh, you know, just 3cc 411 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:12,461 of...Vulina...Medicine. 412 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,322 - Vulina medicine? - Uh-huh. 413 00:20:14,357 --> 00:20:16,674 Was that one or two words? I don't know what that's about. 414 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,026 That's one -- two -- it's -- it's -- 415 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,144 -it's a medical term. - Oh, okay. 416 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,636 - I googled it. - Right. 417 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,382 I think we're gonna have to keep you overnight 418 00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,811 for observation. 419 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:32,186 Do I have to be in here all alone? 420 00:20:32,221 --> 00:20:38,059 Well, my shift ends soon, so we better hurry. 421 00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:42,997 Oh, be careful. I just ... I have to return this tomorrow. 422 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,461 You rented it? 423 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,538 No, I just ****. 424 00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:50,351 - Wait... - Oh, oh. 425 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:54,128 Nurse, nurses, where are nurses? 426 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,089 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com