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(POP SONG PLAYlNG)

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(SPRAYlNG)

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Okay. (LAUGHS)

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Okay. You're an idiot.

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(GURGLlNG)

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You know what?

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(SPRAYlNG)

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Don't. Come on, don't.
What? What?
Do you not want...

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(SPRAYlNG CONTlNUES)
Come on. No. Stop.
No, honey.

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Stop it. You're...
Give me that.

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No. Don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't.
Come here.

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We're going to be late
for the ceremony.

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WHlTNEY: When is the last time
a wedding actually
started on time?

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That's because they're
always waiting for you.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm ready. Okay.

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Whit, you're going
to wear a hoodie
to a wedding?

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What, were your overalls
in the wash?

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Okay.
I almost froze to death at
Nick and Rachel's wedding.

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You mean the one
that was in Mexico.

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Where the groomsmen
wore shorts?

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How dare you.
You know that I have
bad circulation.

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And it got worse after
I got laser hair removal
for you.

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All right, come on.
We've really got to go.

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Okay, fine.
But I won this.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Okay. What?

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Whit, you can't wear white
to a wedding.

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Come on.
It's got a pattern.

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Yeah. A white pattern.

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Ugh! Such a stupid rule.

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What, does the bride think
the groom is going
to get confused

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and marry me
by accident?

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Getting married
is so dumb.

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Just because
your parents each got
divorced three times

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doesn't mean that
all marriages are bad.

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Half of
all marriages end.

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If half of all planes crashed,
would you continue to fly?

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It's just so much faster
than driving.

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(SlGHS)

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Zip me.

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Is this new?
(SlGHS) No.
I just hate it.

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without a D.J. telling me
to get this party started.

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Okay.

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Okay, phone.
Got it.

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Keys.
Got them.

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Purse.
Not that whipped.

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Wait, is that
what you're wearing?

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WHlTNEY: Whitney is taped
in front of a live
studio audience.

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You heard me.

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Hi. Hi.
Hey.

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Neal, do you
have my purse?
Got it.

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Wow. Again with
the matching.

55
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Oh, no. It was totally
an accident this time.

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Well, was it?
Or is it...

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BOTH: That we love
the same things.

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They've been
together a year.
Let them have it.

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Babe, we got Table 8.

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We met at a wedding
at Table 8.

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Yeah. And wound up
in a Motel Six.

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WHlTNEY: Okay.

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Hey... Wow.
Okay. Hi.

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Hey.
Hi.

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Uh, Roxanne,
you can't wear pants
to a wedding.

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Lil, get off my balls.

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I pay alimony
to an ex-husband

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who does spoken word
for a living.

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I could
wear cargo pants.
That's true.

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Are they, uh...
Are they already
serving drinks?

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Hmm? Oh, no.
I brought this.

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(lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)

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Nice dress.

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You should have
worn the hoodie.

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Yeah.

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(EXHALES)

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D.J.: Let's get
this party started!

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(UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG)

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Hola. Alex. Whitney.

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Hey.
Shalom.

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Neal. Lily. Ouch.

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Roxy.
Love the side boob.

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That's armpit fat.

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It all feels the same
in the dark.

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Mark, how are you
ever late?

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You have sirens
on top of your car.

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Dude, I was down
at the station
doing a little recon.

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Uh, you mean
stalking the bridesmaids
on Facebook.

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Yes.

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Two of them love
Police Academy.

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So, someone is going
on a ride-along tonight.

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On my face.
WHlTNEY: Okay.

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You know what?
We know what
you're saying.

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Yeah.

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She's going to
throw the bouquet.

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You guys, come on!
Okay.

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Yeah.

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LlLY: Neal?

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Someone's getting
a cavity search...

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Hey, man.
You actually don't
have to do that.

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Okay? It's just me.
Relax.

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Okay, thanks.

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Excuse me.
Aren't you the guy

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who sold that
big lnternet company?

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Yeah, hi, I'm Alex.
Have we met?

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I'm Sarah.

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We met at
Jeff's birthday party.

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A bunch of people
are doing shots
if you want to come.

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Oh.
Yeah, you know, l...

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I have a girlfriend,
so I can't really engage
in any type of merriment.

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Yeah, you date
that photographer girl
who's really loud.

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Whitney.

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Honey, do you have
those Pepto things?

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It's just that the scallops
are getting chatty.

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Excuse me.

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Oh. Sorry.
Are you going to...

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Taking off?
Yeah. Taking off.

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Got it.

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That Ashley girl
is a beast.

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Yeah, she's currently
under investigation.

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Enjoy another year
of eHarmony, biotch!

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(LAUGHlNG) Boom.

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Dude, what were you
doing out there?

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I set a pick.

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Yeah.
I just read in Cosmo

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that one of the keys
to a healthy relationship

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is participating
in your partner's passions.

128
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Well, Cosmo is
for skanks.

129
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No, it has
interesting statistics.

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Like, "Couples with the most
successful relationships

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"have sex
four or five times a week."

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Five times a week?
Yeah.

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Who has time for that?

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Well, that is what happened
in my marriage.

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I mean,
things got platonic.

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We stopped having sex.

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Well, I stopped
having sex.

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He continued
with other people.

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It's not his fault.
He's a man.

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Monogamy is not natural.

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If the cavemen
had been monogamous,

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there would be, like,
six people.

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Mark, you can't justify
everything you do
using cavemen.

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Why not?
The cavemen did it.

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I'm just saying.

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Once you're in
a long-term relationship,

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you're not tapping that
every night.

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Oh, look.
They're going to
do the cake.

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Some of the cupcakes
are missing.

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It was her.

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Wow.
You're on fire tonight.

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What are you closing with,
black face?

153
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I just got an email
from Mark.

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Went home
with the pregnant girl.

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He said he wants to know
if it counts as a threesome.

156
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Ah. Your feet
are freezing.

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Why aren't
we having sex?

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'Cause your hair is up
and I ate pork.

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Okay. I don't mean now.

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I mean, why aren't
we having it more often?

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What do you mean,
my hair is up?

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When your hair is up,
you don't like
to be touched.

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Or talked to.

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When's the last time
I wore my hair down?

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Uh... Two years ago?

166
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Okay. Be serious.
I just...

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I don't think
we're having sex enough.

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I mean, why aren't we
tapping this every night?

169
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Well, you can tap that
whenever you want.

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This is serious, okay?
This is a thing.

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This happened
to Roxanne.

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This happened to my mother
with all three
of her husbands.

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I don't want to end up
like my mother.

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She has seven parrots.

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I thought she had
seven therapists.

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Yeah. She has 14 things
telling her she's pretty.

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I just... Do you know
what this Sunday is?

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Yeah, it's our
three-year anniversary.

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You knew that?
Yeah.

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We haven't even
planned anything.

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I mean, we did something
good last year, right?

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Yeah, you took
Tylenol P.M.

183
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In the a.m.

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I mixed up the bottles.

185
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And as I recall,
you still had sex
with me.

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It was our anniversary.

187
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Okay. I just...

188
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We're going to do
something awesome
this year.

189
00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,133
Okay? But for now,
you just...

190
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,042
You just stay
in that bed. All right?

191
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:11,140
Because a storm of sexy
is going to come your way.

192
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,079
So, just...
Just get your umbrella.

193
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(HUMMlNG)

194
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That's not good.

195
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,536
That's... What is that?

196
00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,063
This is what...

197
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,106
That's not what l...

198
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No, I can't.

199
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Whit, what happened
in there?

200
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,394
The storm of sexy is
probably coming through
more like tomorrow-ish.

201
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,693
(CAMERA CLlCKlNG)

202
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,140
Okay. Okay, Lil.
Careful with the cleavage.

203
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,498
What? If I'm going to
start a blog,
I want to look good.

204
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,935
Okay. Okay. Okay.

205
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,680
You're a food critic,
not a Kardashian.

206
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,011
(SlGHS)

207
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,781
So, you and Neal never
go, like, four or five days
without having sex?

208
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,981
Uh-uh. I work very hard at
keeping our sex life good.

209
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,319
I do Kegels every day.

210
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,518
Huh.

211
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,862
I'm doing them
right now.

212
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,557
WHlTNEY: Hey.
LlLY: Hi.

213
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,066
Hi. Hi.

214
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,499
Can't. Wine?

215
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,331
Oh. To your right.

216
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,233
The glasses are
right behind you.

217
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:43,668
That's fine, too.

218
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,412
Being a single woman today
is embarrassing.

219
00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,448
That guy, Chris, I'm dating,
just told me I have bad chi.

220
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,808
Your chi is
a little rough.

221
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,675
Whatever.
You know what?

222
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,949
I'm 33.
My chi is tired.

223
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,852
You know
what makes you tired?
Drinking at 2:30.

224
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:07,123
You guys have no idea
what is going on out there.

225
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,564
You know?
It is a war zone.

226
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,098
Hmm.
Guys get calf implants.

227
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,537
They have feelings.

228
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,204
I dated a guy who had
a screensaver of a baby
on his computer.

229
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,672
And it wasn't
even his baby.

230
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,641
That's sweet.
That's a pedophile.

231
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,342
Anyway, enough about me.

232
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,855
You left me a message
I did not listen to.
What was it?

233
00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,718
Um... Well, I just...

234
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:33,884
Our three year anniversary
is coming up,

235
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,221
and I really want
to do something good.

236
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,386
ROXANNE: Mmm.

237
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,657
What about
Color Me Mine?

238
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,030
(GASPS)
What about OxyContin?

239
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,605
Is it possible that
there is something
in between?

240
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,671
Uh, is there something
I can help you with?

241
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,578
Yeah. Wow.
You look cold.

242
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,915
Um, yeah.
I'm interested in
becoming a sex goddess.

243
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:06,219
Uh, I'll do
pretty much anything.

244
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,819
Except latex,
feathers, bird flu...

245
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,323
Um... Oh, and no underwire.
It's like I'm leaning
on a fence.

246
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,227
How about role-play?

247
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,799
You dress up
in sexy costumes

248
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,098
and pretend to
be other people.

249
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,765
Yeah. It is exactly like
being with other people.

250
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,439
Except you're with
the same freaking person

251
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,841
and he's dressed
like an idiot.

252
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,540
What about
this cowboy costume?

253
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:32,744
Oh, that's very popular.
And how about a toy gun?

254
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,843
Yeah. It helps you
get into character.

255
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,547
Okay. I'm not
Daniel Day-Lewis.

256
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,112
I just want
to get laid.

257
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,490
Hi, hon.

258
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:47,759
Hello, there.

259
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:52,196
Are you here to
see the doctor?

260
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,935
I don't know.

261
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,970
Am l?

262
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:05,577
Yes, you are,
anniversary boy.

263
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,645
I'm going to need you
to sign in.

264
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,484
Yeah, I'll sign in.

265
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,894
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, Mr. Miller.

266
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:23,327
I'm going to need
your insurance card.

267
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,803
Oh. Uh...

268
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:29,867
(EXCLAlMS)

269
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,279
Come on.
Do it for real.

270
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,954
I'm pretty sure
that Dr...

271
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,650
Quinn.

272
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,760
Medicine Woman?
Mmm-hmm.

273
00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:01,871
Well, I'm pretty sure
that Dr. Quinn has
my info already.

274
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,075
I doubt it.

275
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:08,804
I'm going to need you
to have a seat
and fill out these forms.

276
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:42,410
Whit... Do I really need
my employer's address?

277
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,982
Oh, I actually think
we have that on file.

278
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,177
Let me go check.

279
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,023
But our file room
is huge.

280
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,526
And sometimes,
I get lost in there.

281
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,424
So, if I'm not back
in a minute,

282
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,697
you might want
to come help.

283
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,841
I think I've got that file
you're looking for right here!

284
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:20,744
Oh!

285
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:27,558
WHlTNEY: Mr. Miller?
The doctor will
see you now.

286
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:31,788
Mr. Miller?

287
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,033
Ooh. Mr. Miller.

288
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,703
What happened?

289
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,373
I guess I'm going to
need to give you
mouth to mouth.

290
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,874
(CHUCKLlNG)

291
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:47,904
Alex?

292
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,406
He's going to
be okay, right?

293
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,643
We'll take care
of him, ma'am.

294
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,481
What's your relation
to this man?
He's my boyfriend.

295
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,754
I'm sorry. You are not
allowed back here

296
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,017
unless you're a spouse
or immediate family member.

297
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,558
Feel free to
have a seat out here.

298
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,183
Okay. We've been together
for three years.

299
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,421
So, we're basically married.

300
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,631
You're either married
or you're not.

301
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,894
Nurse to nurse?

302
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,503
I've got to
get back there.

303
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,063
Nurse to stripper,
have a seat.

304
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,335
It's okay, Whit.

305
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,513
It's a concussion,
but the nurse said
he'll be fine.

306
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,811
He's not fine.
He's in there
and he's all alone.

307
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,018
Whit, as your friend,
I should tell you something

308
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,316
that's not easy
for me to say.

309
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,153
You're still wearing
that tiny hat.

310
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,325
(MUMBLlNG)

311
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,552
I mean, he doesn't
have his special pillow.

312
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,596
Ifyou want,
I can go and get
his special pillow.

313
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,758
Oh, Mark, thank you.
It's in the bedroom.

314
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,495
It's squishy
and it's, like, this big.

315
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,829
Yeah, it is.

316
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,666
And might I find it
in your underwear drawer?

317
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,232
Okay. I'll go.

318
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,572
Yeah. And why don't you
grab her some pants?

319
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,574
Okay. But let's not forget
next time we're all together

320
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,046
to mock Alex
for having a special pillow.

321
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,917
Okay, Neal.
Thank you so much.

322
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,048
Oh. Oh, you poor baby.

323
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,383
Mom!

324
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,420
Oh! What happened?

325
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,753
He hit his head
on the counter,

326
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:07,849
and now,
he has a concussion.

327
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,689
Oh, you poor thing.

328
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,125
Is he going to
be all right, Doctor?

329
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,693
Oh, I'm actually
not the doctor.

330
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,634
I'm Neal.
We've met three times.

331
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,328
Last time you thought
I was the valet.

332
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,031
Oh. I could have used you
five minutes ago.

333
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,438
I'm blocking
an ambulance.
Mom.

334
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,034
I'm going to
do my rounds.

335
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,574
Oh, well, you poor,
poor thing.

336
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,013
Oh. All the single ladies.

337
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,112
Candi.
Is your father here?

338
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,884
Wow. Thirty seconds.
That's a new record.

339
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,489
It's one thing for him
not to show up for
your college graduation.

340
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,855
Okay. Mom, you told him
the wrong time.

341
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,326
Well, it's not his fault
that he is so selfish

342
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,795
that he doesn't show up
and support you
the way that I do.

343
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,456
Right.
He's not a bad guy.

344
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,865
Mmm-hmm.
He's just
a horrible person,

345
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,163
and he owes me a check.

346
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,761
But this is not
about that.

347
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,205
This is about you.
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

348
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,264
(SlGHS)

349
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,669
Why aren't you
back there with him?

350
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,439
Oh, they won't let me
because we're not married.

351
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,501
Ah.
It's so stupid.

352
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,571
I told you,
you should get married.

353
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,708
No. You told me
to marry him

354
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,775
because if he cheats on me,
I'll get half his stuff.

355
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,820
Yeah, it's the law.
I'm just trying to help.

356
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,617
So, sue me.
Dad already did.

357
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,088
Yeah, well,
he showed up for that.

358
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,320
You know what?
Maybe you shouldn't
marry Alex.

359
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,885
I mean, that way,
you don't have to
be stuck with him

360
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:18,952
for the rest
of your life.

361
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,193
But l... I do want
to be stuck with him.

362
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,032
That's... That's exactly
what I want.

363
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,231
Now, you're not
making any sense.

364
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,071
Miss Cummings?
You can come see Alex now.

365
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,374
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.

366
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,076
That was
such a stupid idea.

367
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,884
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.

368
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,711
You were in here,
and I was stuck out there.

369
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,278
And that scary nurse
wouldn't let me back,

370
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:49,384
and I realized
that I want to
be stuck with you.

371
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,157
For the rest of my life.

372
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:53,687
So...

373
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,364
(CLEARlNG THROAT) Alex...

374
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:01,900
Will you marry me?

375
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,635
No.
Thank God.

376
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,777
(SlGHS) Good.

377
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,384
Look, Whitney, I know
that marriage scares you.

378
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,354
So, we'll just wait
until it doesn't anymore.
All right?

379
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,791
I love you so much
that I'm not going
to marry you.

380
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,553
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.

381
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:25,154
I just... I was worried
that things were going to
fizzle or fade or...

382
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,629
I don't know. I just...

383
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,256
I really want us
to stay together.

384
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,461
I love you.
And I hate moving.

385
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,696
Oh.

386
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,730
So, this is the best part
about being together
for so long.

387
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,536
Is that, you know,
you can wear hoodies

388
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,544
and your hair up
or down or...
I don't care.

389
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,438
And get off the floor.

390
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,414
What are you doing?
Oh. Sorry. (LAUGHS)

391
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,746
You know that people
bleed out in here, right?
Okay.

392
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,376
That's disgusting.

393
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,978
(SlGHS) So, seriously,
are you okay?

394
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:56,484
Well, yeah. You know,
I am feeling rather woozy.

395
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,758
Oh.

396
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,731
Well, Mr. Miller,

397
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:07,469
I think I know
the exact thing
to inject.

398
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,266
(LAUGHS)

399
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,271
Yeah? What might that be,
Nurse Cummings?

400
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:17,771
Oh, you know,
just 3cc's ofvalenimedicine

401
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,442
"Valenimedicine"?
Uh-huh?

402
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:21,508
Was that one
or two words?

403
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,713
That's a...
That's a real...

404
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,517
It's...
It's a medical term.
Oh, okay.

405
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,057
I googled it.
Right.

406
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,455
You know,
I think we're going

407
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,500
to have to keep
you overnight
for observation.

408
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,735
Do I have to be in here
all alone?

409
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,768
Well, my shift ends soon.

410
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,137
So, we better hurry.

411
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,008
Oh, be careful.
I just... I have to
return this tomorrow.

412
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,106
You rented it?

413
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,878
No. I just... I left
the tags on, you know?

414
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:54,248
Because, I mean,
I'm only going to
wear it once.

415
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,380
No... Whit!
Oh!

416
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,320
WHlTNEY: Oh. Oh. Oh.

417
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,824
Nurse. Nurse?
Real nurse!