1 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:02,006 See that aspiring model there? 2 00:00:02,007 --> 00:00:05,209 That was me, Deb... until the day I died. 3 00:00:05,243 --> 00:00:07,378 I thought I'd go straight to Heaven, 4 00:00:07,412 --> 00:00:09,680 but there was a bit of a mix-up 5 00:00:09,714 --> 00:00:11,849 and I woke up in someone else's body. [ Screams ] 6 00:00:11,883 --> 00:00:13,384 So now I'm Jane, 7 00:00:13,418 --> 00:00:16,787 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant. 8 00:00:16,821 --> 00:00:19,023 I got a new life, a new wardrobe, 9 00:00:19,057 --> 00:00:21,525 and the only people who really know what's going on with me 10 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:24,361 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Fred. 11 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:25,929 I used to think everything happened for a reason... 12 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:27,197 Whoo! [ Laughs ] 13 00:00:27,232 --> 00:00:29,366 ...and, well, I sure hope I was right. 14 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:31,069 ♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la ♪ 15 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:36,103 Drop Dead Diva 3x12 - Bride-a-Palooza Original air date September 18, 2011 16 00:00:36,128 --> 00:00:41,128 Sync and corrected by atrn97g www.addic7ed.com 17 00:00:41,146 --> 00:00:42,479 [ Door opens ] 18 00:00:42,514 --> 00:00:44,515 [ Inhales sharply ] Good morning, sweetie. 19 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:47,217 Did you finish reviewing my contract for my sitcom? 20 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:49,019 I just got it last night. 21 00:00:49,087 --> 00:00:50,087 So, did you finish? 22 00:00:50,121 --> 00:00:52,122 I had a date with Owen. 23 00:00:52,157 --> 00:00:53,924 He was so sweet. 24 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:56,493 He brought me to this new place on Sunset... 25 00:00:56,528 --> 00:00:58,162 I'm sorry. Can we do the girl talk later? 26 00:00:58,196 --> 00:00:59,897 - You need to see this. - Sure. 27 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,836 [ Gasps ] Sweetie! 28 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:08,205 - That is fantastic! - It's my bad side. 29 00:01:08,239 --> 00:01:10,007 I told them twice not to shoot me from the left. 30 00:01:10,075 --> 00:01:12,076 No. Wait. I thought your left side was your good side. 31 00:01:12,143 --> 00:01:13,944 Tush, yes, face no. 32 00:01:13,978 --> 00:01:16,814 Can you believe Brian has photo approval and I don't? 33 00:01:16,848 --> 00:01:18,182 Well, he is the star. 34 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:19,550 For now. 35 00:01:20,385 --> 00:01:21,418 Stacy. 36 00:01:21,486 --> 00:01:23,921 You're dating him. 37 00:01:23,988 --> 00:01:25,422 Right. So we should be equal. 38 00:01:25,457 --> 00:01:28,092 I bet his lawyer reviewed his contract last night. 39 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:29,927 Wow. Are you kidding me? 40 00:01:29,961 --> 00:01:31,161 I'm sorry. 41 00:01:31,196 --> 00:01:32,629 It's been a long week. 42 00:01:32,664 --> 00:01:34,998 First, I get the new job, and then Fred leaves... 43 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:36,800 Well, you left him. 44 00:01:36,868 --> 00:01:38,769 Remember? You broke his heart. 45 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,304 Yeah. I feel bad. 46 00:01:40,338 --> 00:01:42,473 Anyway, on my TV show, 47 00:01:42,507 --> 00:01:45,843 I've been feeling all this pressure to be funny and sexy. 48 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:49,012 But that is no excuse to snap at my best friend. 49 00:01:49,047 --> 00:01:52,015 Okay. All right. 50 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:54,418 I will review your contract before lunch. I promise. 51 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:56,854 Great. I will have my assistant call you at 1:00. 52 00:01:56,888 --> 00:01:58,322 You have an assistant? 53 00:01:58,356 --> 00:02:00,791 Yes! And you would know that if you read my contract. 54 00:02:04,229 --> 00:02:06,230 [ Elevator bell chimes ] 55 00:02:06,264 --> 00:02:08,298 [ Clears throat ] Oh. 56 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,105 Oh. 57 00:02:16,641 --> 00:02:19,309 [ Doors close ] [ Breathes deeply ] 58 00:02:21,179 --> 00:02:22,579 Excuse me. 59 00:02:22,647 --> 00:02:24,481 The 12th floor. Are you going to Harrison & Parker? 60 00:02:24,516 --> 00:02:26,850 - That's right. - Is it someone's birthday? 61 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,218 Are you like one of those singing telegrams? 62 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:30,387 - I have always wanted to do that. - Uh, no. 63 00:02:30,421 --> 00:02:31,421 I'm meeting a lawyer. 64 00:02:31,456 --> 00:02:32,956 Oh. [ Bell chimes ] 65 00:02:33,024 --> 00:02:34,291 - Sorry. - It's okay. 66 00:02:34,359 --> 00:02:35,392 Hey, boss. 67 00:02:35,426 --> 00:02:36,493 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 68 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:38,028 Princess Guinevere. 69 00:02:38,096 --> 00:02:40,664 - Oh. - I've seen you at Medieval Mania. 70 00:02:40,698 --> 00:02:43,600 I love the jousts and the feasts and the unlimited grog... 71 00:02:43,635 --> 00:02:45,369 You're the one who screams "take it off!" 72 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:47,037 whenever the prince wears a codpiece. 73 00:02:47,071 --> 00:02:48,572 That's me. 74 00:02:48,606 --> 00:02:50,207 I'm here to see Grayson Kent. 75 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:51,375 Oh. I'll take you. 76 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:53,143 Uh, coffee, milady? 77 00:03:00,885 --> 00:03:03,053 When my father died last year, 78 00:03:03,087 --> 00:03:06,023 he left Medieval Mania to me and my brother, Lance. 79 00:03:06,057 --> 00:03:08,659 Wait. His two kids' names are Guinevere and Lance? 80 00:03:08,693 --> 00:03:11,061 Yeah. And Merlin was our goldfish. 81 00:03:11,095 --> 00:03:14,298 Our dad was really into the medieval thing. 82 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:15,265 Looks like you're pretty into it, too. 83 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,100 I love my job, 84 00:03:17,135 --> 00:03:19,536 but I'm in my garb 'cause I have a matinee in an hour. 85 00:03:19,571 --> 00:03:21,138 If I understood you correctly, Lance 86 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:23,440 - wants to sell the business, but you don't. - Yes. 87 00:03:23,474 --> 00:03:26,043 He says the building's sitting on top of valuable property. 88 00:03:26,077 --> 00:03:29,513 And yesterday, I was served with this. 89 00:03:31,249 --> 00:03:33,383 Grayson: An action for partition. 90 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:36,186 Lance is suing to force you to sell to a third party. 91 00:03:36,221 --> 00:03:38,522 This would have broken dad's heart. 92 00:03:40,191 --> 00:03:41,425 Will you help me? 93 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:44,528 A damsel in distress? 94 00:03:44,596 --> 00:03:46,597 How could I say no? 95 00:03:49,334 --> 00:03:50,567 I brought you coffee. 96 00:03:51,569 --> 00:03:53,370 I got my own. 97 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:55,572 But maybe the princess would like a refill. 98 00:03:57,408 --> 00:04:00,043 You've got a big client coming in today. 99 00:04:00,078 --> 00:04:02,913 Madonna, Lady Gaga, Sean Penn, or Courtney Love? 100 00:04:02,947 --> 00:04:05,716 - Kelly Witsett. - Is that Snooki's real name? 101 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,384 No. It's the bargain basement bridezilla. 102 00:04:07,452 --> 00:04:08,952 Oh. Her? 103 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:11,455 She wants to sue Conrad's Bridal. 104 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:13,457 A bratty bride goes to a blowout sale, 105 00:04:13,491 --> 00:04:15,259 she gets into a fight over a discount gown, 106 00:04:15,293 --> 00:04:17,227 - and now she wants to sue? - That's right. 107 00:04:17,295 --> 00:04:19,329 No way. This has "frivolous lawsuit" written all over it, 108 00:04:19,364 --> 00:04:20,430 and I don't do frivolous. 109 00:04:20,498 --> 00:04:22,499 It's not frivolous. 110 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,167 I'm sorry. And you are? 111 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:26,336 Jacob Campbell. I'm Kelly's fiancé. 112 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:28,272 Oh. Where's Kelly? 113 00:04:28,306 --> 00:04:30,107 She's in the hospital. 114 00:04:30,141 --> 00:04:32,209 Ms. Bingum, my fiancée was injured pretty badly 115 00:04:32,277 --> 00:04:33,510 at that bridal store. 116 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:36,246 Please come see for yourself? 117 00:04:36,281 --> 00:04:39,483 I suffered head trauma, a ruptured spleen, 118 00:04:39,517 --> 00:04:40,951 and a punctured kidney. 119 00:04:40,985 --> 00:04:43,120 I am so sorry. 120 00:04:43,154 --> 00:04:44,554 I had no idea. 121 00:04:44,589 --> 00:04:47,057 This photo made national news. 122 00:04:47,091 --> 00:04:50,093 It appears as though Kelly's fighting for a dress. 123 00:04:50,161 --> 00:04:51,361 Yeah. I've seen this. 124 00:04:51,396 --> 00:04:52,496 You saw a whacked-out bridezilla. 125 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:54,398 Now look at it this way. 126 00:04:54,432 --> 00:04:56,266 My fiancée isn't fighting. 127 00:04:56,301 --> 00:04:58,468 She's lying on the floor, screaming in pain. 128 00:04:58,503 --> 00:05:00,971 Conrad's deliberately released the photo 129 00:05:01,005 --> 00:05:02,306 at the wrong angle. 130 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:04,074 The sale was supposed to be fun. 131 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:05,776 The store had a big ad in the paper 132 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:09,479 inviting brides to a deal of a lifetime. 133 00:05:09,547 --> 00:05:11,715 "Bride-a-palooza super sale." 134 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:13,617 "All brides get a free mini veil." 135 00:05:13,651 --> 00:05:15,619 "Find your dream dress at a dream price." 136 00:05:15,653 --> 00:05:17,287 They simply weren't prepared 137 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:19,056 for the number of women who showed up. 138 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:21,091 I tried to get out, 139 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:23,593 but I fell down, and people just kept coming. 140 00:05:23,628 --> 00:05:25,962 This is a clear case of reckless endangerment, 141 00:05:25,997 --> 00:05:27,631 which is what I stated in my complaint. 142 00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:29,599 Are you a lawyer? 143 00:05:29,634 --> 00:05:31,268 A third-year law student. 144 00:05:31,336 --> 00:05:34,204 But I had to take a leave of absence to take care of Kelly. 145 00:05:34,238 --> 00:05:37,674 And you need my help so Conrad's takes this seriously. 146 00:05:37,742 --> 00:05:40,610 Oh, no. Here we go again. 147 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:42,979 - I'll turn it off. - No. 148 00:05:43,014 --> 00:05:45,382 No. I want Jane to hear it. 149 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:49,653 I'm here with Steven Conrad, president of Conrad's Bridal. 150 00:05:49,687 --> 00:05:51,555 Is it true that Kelly Witsett, 151 00:05:51,589 --> 00:05:54,091 A.K.A. the bargain basement bridezilla, 152 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:55,392 is now suing your store? 153 00:05:55,426 --> 00:05:56,860 Yes, ma'am. 154 00:05:56,894 --> 00:05:59,262 That woman was out of control the day of the sale, 155 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:01,098 and she's out of control once again. 156 00:06:01,132 --> 00:06:02,132 You liar. 157 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,867 Jacob: Shh. It's okay, baby. 158 00:06:03,901 --> 00:06:06,570 And now she's trying to get a payday for a fight she started. 159 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:08,305 Jacob, Kelly, 160 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:11,708 just wait till they see the fight I'm about to start. 161 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,308 I'm confused. Your card says "LMN Public Relations." 162 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:19,676 Are you a P.R. exec? 163 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,312 Yes. I planned the bride-a-palooza super sale. 164 00:06:22,346 --> 00:06:24,080 - But you're not a lawyer. - No. 165 00:06:24,148 --> 00:06:25,515 Okay. 166 00:06:25,549 --> 00:06:28,117 Well, this is a settlement conference, Ms. Davis. 167 00:06:28,152 --> 00:06:30,019 So we'll just wait for the lawyers to show up. 168 00:06:30,087 --> 00:06:32,522 They're not sending any lawyers. 169 00:06:32,556 --> 00:06:34,157 Mr. Campbell's right. 170 00:06:34,191 --> 00:06:35,625 This doesn't have to get litigious. 171 00:06:35,659 --> 00:06:38,294 Ms. Davis, this is not a P.R. issue. 172 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:41,931 Mr. Campbell's fiancée was seriously injured. 173 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:45,568 Now, my client found this footage online, 174 00:06:45,603 --> 00:06:48,304 taken by another customer. 175 00:06:48,339 --> 00:06:50,073 So let's just take a look. 176 00:06:50,107 --> 00:06:51,474 [ Women screaming ] 177 00:06:51,508 --> 00:06:53,476 There's Kelly... she's shopping for a dress, 178 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:55,511 then she's brutally thrown to the ground, 179 00:06:55,546 --> 00:06:58,815 where she is kicked and stomped and crushed. 180 00:06:58,849 --> 00:07:01,084 Kelly: Help me, please! Somebody! 181 00:07:01,118 --> 00:07:03,019 Please help me! 182 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:07,156 We want to make things right. 183 00:07:07,191 --> 00:07:10,660 And I am authorized to make a settlement offer. 184 00:07:10,728 --> 00:07:12,629 $5,000? 185 00:07:12,696 --> 00:07:14,864 And... 186 00:07:14,899 --> 00:07:17,667 a gift certificate for a free wedding dress. 187 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:21,371 All I need is for you to sign right here. 188 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:24,641 A gag order? 189 00:07:24,675 --> 00:07:26,242 A privacy agreement. 190 00:07:26,277 --> 00:07:28,544 This barely covers a day at the hospital. 191 00:07:28,612 --> 00:07:30,213 And it's a very generous offer. 192 00:07:30,247 --> 00:07:32,015 This was an unfortunate accident, 193 00:07:32,049 --> 00:07:34,617 but Conrad's did nothing wrong. 194 00:07:34,685 --> 00:07:37,220 You may be able to spin this for the news, 195 00:07:37,254 --> 00:07:39,422 but the jury will see the truth when they see this video. 196 00:07:39,456 --> 00:07:43,726 So we'll see Conrad's lawyers in court. 197 00:07:47,131 --> 00:07:48,331 Do me. 198 00:07:48,365 --> 00:07:49,732 Love to. 199 00:07:51,335 --> 00:07:52,669 How's the princess? 200 00:07:52,703 --> 00:07:54,671 Fantastic. Thank you. 201 00:07:54,705 --> 00:07:56,639 Oh, you meant the client. 202 00:07:56,674 --> 00:07:58,308 Good. We got an expedited hearing. 203 00:07:58,342 --> 00:07:59,609 Great. 204 00:07:59,677 --> 00:08:01,077 And why is this princess so fantastic? 205 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:03,146 Because I got us reservations 206 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:06,182 at Oxtail Tavern's Festival of Venison. 207 00:08:06,216 --> 00:08:07,884 Elisa: Good morning. 208 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:12,055 Oh. What's your ex-girlfriend doing here? 209 00:08:12,089 --> 00:08:14,257 I thought her case was over. 210 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,592 She lost her job, so she's working here as a temp. 211 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:20,263 Which means it's just temporary. 212 00:08:20,297 --> 00:08:21,597 Huh. 213 00:08:21,632 --> 00:08:23,833 From girlfriend to client to employee. 214 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:25,735 Listen, if it's a problem... 215 00:08:25,769 --> 00:08:27,303 No, no. It's not a problem. 216 00:08:27,338 --> 00:08:30,273 In fact, I'm swamped, and I could use the help. 217 00:08:34,278 --> 00:08:37,480 Bailiff: All rise. 218 00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:41,084 Oh. Uh-oh. 219 00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:42,585 Jacob: Why? What's wrong? 220 00:08:42,619 --> 00:08:44,320 Nothing. 221 00:08:44,355 --> 00:08:47,790 It's just that judge... I'm kind of dating him. 222 00:08:49,526 --> 00:08:51,661 Ms. Bingum. 223 00:08:51,695 --> 00:08:53,262 Yes. 224 00:08:53,297 --> 00:08:56,265 Uh, the attorney on record is Jacob Campbell. 225 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,601 Last-minute change. I am now lead counsel. 226 00:08:58,635 --> 00:09:00,670 Is there an issue, Your Honor? 227 00:09:00,704 --> 00:09:03,272 I believe there is. 228 00:09:03,307 --> 00:09:05,541 I am sua sponte recusing myself. 229 00:09:05,576 --> 00:09:07,443 I don't want to risk the appearance of impropriety, 230 00:09:07,478 --> 00:09:10,480 given the nature of my relationship with Ms. Bingum. 231 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:13,282 For clarity, perhaps His Honor would care to elaborate 232 00:09:13,317 --> 00:09:15,351 on this relationship. 233 00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:19,922 - We've been on a few dates. - Seven. 234 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:23,559 Would you say, on the record, that things are going well? 235 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:27,463 If they weren't, I wouldn't be recusing myself, Ms. Bingum. 236 00:09:27,531 --> 00:09:30,600 That is all. 237 00:09:30,634 --> 00:09:32,301 Go on with your bad self. 238 00:09:37,274 --> 00:09:38,241 Hi. 239 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,375 Hi. 240 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,144 These files are from 2007. 241 00:09:41,178 --> 00:09:43,446 I need you to digitize them. 242 00:09:43,514 --> 00:09:45,548 And when you're done, the paper files need to be shredded. 243 00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:47,450 Okay. I'm on it. 244 00:09:47,484 --> 00:09:49,986 And then you can start on 2008. I need this by Wednesday. 245 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,855 - This Wednesday? - Is that a problem? 246 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:55,758 Well, it's just that I can't stay late tonight... 247 00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,627 for personal reasons. 248 00:09:57,661 --> 00:10:00,530 This job requires long hours. 249 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:04,333 If you can't hack it, I suggest you reconsider the position. 250 00:10:04,401 --> 00:10:05,902 I can hack it. 251 00:10:05,936 --> 00:10:08,371 Good. 252 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:13,543 Red leather, yellow leather, 253 00:10:13,577 --> 00:10:15,978 red leather, yellow leather. 254 00:10:16,013 --> 00:10:17,713 Red leather, yellow leather... 255 00:10:17,748 --> 00:10:19,515 E... excuse me. 256 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:21,384 What?! I am trying to warm up my vocal cords. 257 00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:23,052 I'm so sorry for the interruption. 258 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:26,456 Um, here's your nonfat, soy foam latte. 259 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,257 Uh... 260 00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:30,526 I put your lipstick on ice in your trailer, 261 00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:31,861 organized by gloss. 262 00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:33,196 Oh. And your agent called. 263 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,730 You got the Cheezy chips commercial. 264 00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:37,567 Oh, my God. I'm gonna be the Cheezy girl. 265 00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:39,535 Brian! 266 00:10:39,603 --> 00:10:40,536 ♪ Brian! ♪ 267 00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,772 Hey, babe. 268 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:45,241 Guess who's the new spokesperson for Cheezy chips. 269 00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:47,543 Me! [ Laughs ] 270 00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:49,145 Well, my character, officer fellows. 271 00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:51,380 Wow. Stacy, that's... 272 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:52,915 Incredible. I know. 273 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:54,450 It's a national commercial, 274 00:10:54,485 --> 00:10:56,385 and they're going to shoot it right here. 275 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,854 Okay. 276 00:10:57,888 --> 00:10:59,822 - What? - I don't know. 277 00:10:59,857 --> 00:11:02,458 I just... don't want you to devalue your work 278 00:11:02,526 --> 00:11:05,328 or besmirch officer Fellows. 279 00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:06,629 Besmirch? 280 00:11:06,663 --> 00:11:07,897 It means... 281 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:08,898 It means... 282 00:11:08,966 --> 00:11:10,800 Summer, call my agent 283 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,769 and tell her I will not be the Cheezy girl. 284 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:16,372 And then get me a low-carb cranberry muffin, 285 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,274 but remove all the cranberries. 286 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:21,777 I like the flavor, but the berries... 287 00:11:21,845 --> 00:11:23,312 Stick in your teeth. 288 00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:26,282 You complete me. 289 00:11:29,686 --> 00:11:30,987 Nice suit. 290 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:32,955 The princess dress was in the wash. 291 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:35,424 Where the hell is the judge? She's late. 292 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:36,893 I'm right here, counselor. 293 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,761 I thought Judge Singer was presiding. 294 00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:41,063 For personal reasons, we swapped. 295 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:43,065 I apologize for my tardiness, 296 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,734 but I've been getting up to speed 297 00:11:44,768 --> 00:11:46,202 on this rather unusual case. 298 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,004 - Can we get started? - Oh, yes, Your Honor. 299 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:50,606 We're asking the court to dismiss the action for partition 300 00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:51,908 and instead compel the plaintiff 301 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:53,776 to accept a timed, structured buyout. 302 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,678 It's a win-win. 303 00:11:55,712 --> 00:11:58,614 Gwen keeps Medieval Mania, and Lance gets the sale price 304 00:11:58,649 --> 00:12:00,082 paid out over the next 5 to 10 years, 305 00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:01,417 as his sister can afford it. 306 00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:02,952 No way. I want the money now. 307 00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:05,421 Your Honor, this is a simple family dispute. 308 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:06,856 Actually, it's not. 309 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,791 I'm assuming you've seen the operating agreement 310 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:10,459 drawn up by their father. 311 00:12:10,494 --> 00:12:13,162 - Yes, but... - There is no "but," Ms. Kaswell. 312 00:12:13,197 --> 00:12:15,698 Their father was very passionate about the medieval era. 313 00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:18,801 Under subsection 3 of the bylaws... 314 00:12:18,835 --> 00:12:20,069 "the parties must settle" 315 00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:22,338 "using the laws of Richard The Lionheart." 316 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,807 Your Honor, that was clearly a joke. 317 00:12:24,841 --> 00:12:28,477 It's unusual, but it's binding. 318 00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:30,112 He's right. 319 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,981 Choice-of-law clauses are recognized by our legal system. 320 00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:33,115 You know that, counselor. 321 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,483 Henceforth, per the agreement, 322 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,519 we will be following 12th Century law. 323 00:12:36,553 --> 00:12:38,988 We'll recess while I find an expert in the matter. 324 00:12:39,022 --> 00:12:40,389 That's absurd. 325 00:12:40,424 --> 00:12:41,991 You say absurd. 326 00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:44,060 I say 'tis most exciting! 327 00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:50,633 You've heard Kelly Witsett called "bridezilla", 328 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:53,202 "out of control," "crazy." 329 00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:56,172 But I am certain that you will feel differently 330 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,974 after seeing what really happened. 331 00:12:58,008 --> 00:12:59,709 Objection! 332 00:12:59,743 --> 00:13:01,043 I move to exclude the video, 333 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:03,012 as it is more prejudicial than probative. 334 00:13:03,046 --> 00:13:04,880 Oh, sure... if you define "prejudicial" 335 00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:07,016 as any evidence that doesn't support your case. 336 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:09,685 - It only serves to inflame the jury. - No. 337 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,487 Not to mention we have a chain-of-custody issue. 338 00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:13,022 Whoa. Wait. What? 339 00:13:13,056 --> 00:13:14,890 Plaintiff's fiancé found the video online, 340 00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:17,860 and opposing counsel has failed to produce the videographer. 341 00:13:17,894 --> 00:13:19,962 Anonymously sourced evidence is not permissible. 342 00:13:19,997 --> 00:13:21,697 I'm ruling to exclude. 343 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:23,599 Wait. Your honor, please. You can't! 344 00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:24,734 - Jacob, stop. - No. 345 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,336 - Sir! - Judge, the jury needs to see what happened. 346 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,072 Sit down or I'll hold you in contempt. 347 00:13:30,907 --> 00:13:32,441 You have my ruling. [ Gavel bangs ] 348 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,686 [ Telephone rings ] 349 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,860 Hi. 350 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,461 That was a disaster. 351 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,231 I'm sure it wasn't as bad as he's been saying. 352 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,365 No, it didn't go well. 353 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,668 But to paraphrase Calvin Klein... 354 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,437 "If the spring line gets panned, there's always fall." 355 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,173 Okay. So you're either going shopping 356 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,042 or you have another strategy. 357 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,344 A good lawyer always has a plan "B". 358 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,946 So, Jacob, you and I have to get back to court. 359 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,248 And as I'm sure you've learned in law school, 360 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,384 it's not good to keep a judge waiting. 361 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,186 Love you. 362 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,091 Dr. Andrews, these photos were taken 363 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,760 when you admitted Kelly Witsett to the E.R., correct? 364 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:24,897 Yes. And her injuries are consistent with being trampled. 365 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,432 She had a punctured spleen, 366 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,901 most likely caused by a high heel... 367 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,402 Wait. 368 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,938 So a high heel could puncture a spleen? 369 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,673 Ms. Witsett was in a prone position, 370 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,142 and if a heel struck her flank at just the right angle... 371 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,577 I'm sorry. Hold on. 372 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:41,413 To make it easier for the jury to visualize, 373 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:46,118 I would like my lovely assistant to come on down. 374 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,555 Okay. 375 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,224 [ Thud ] 376 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,260 Would a high heel puncturing a spleen 377 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,496 look something like this? 378 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,432 Objection! This is ridiculous. 379 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,800 I'm just demonstrating what happened 380 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,435 without violating chain of custody. 381 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,871 You're also scuffing an expensive pair of pumps. 382 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,740 - True. - I'm allowing it. 383 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,508 Was that the extent of my client's injuries? 384 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,477 Dr. Andrews: Uh, no. 385 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,747 She also suffered a ruptured left kidney, also from a heel. 386 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,548 Something like this? 387 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,084 [ Jurors murmuring ] Yes. 388 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,887 And trauma to the head caused by a sharp blow. 389 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:23,956 Objection! 390 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,558 Your Honor, she's trying to prejudice the jury. 391 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,160 By "prejudice," do you mean 392 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,828 that the jury will never look at Manolos the same way? 393 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,263 'Cause that's true. 394 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,766 I think we get your point, Ms. Bingum. 395 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,934 In fact, I may never shop again. 396 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,803 I'm calling a short recess. 397 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,472 - Keep it. Have a good one. - Thanks. 398 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,974 Hey, there, judge. 399 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,410 [ Laughing ] Hey! How was court? 400 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,612 I think I made an impression on the jury. 401 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,614 So not bad, even though I have a long way to go. 402 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,015 Well, I am so glad we're dating. 403 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,717 If I hadn't recused myself from your trial, 404 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,919 I wouldn't be sitting on the most fascinating case. 405 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,621 I guess I come with perks. 406 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,022 Indeed. [ Laughs ] 407 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,591 I'm adjudicating a case using medieval law. 408 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,460 - Oh, really? - Oh, it's awesome. Awesome! 409 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,762 Well, except for the... the defense attorney. 410 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,631 Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine. 411 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,833 I wish I could tell the princess to drop her jackass lawyer. 412 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,535 Oh. The... the defendant's a... a princess? 413 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,769 No, no, no, no, no. 414 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,738 - She... she plays one at Medieval Mania. - Oh. 415 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,773 You ever heard of it? It's fun. We should go sometime. 416 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,375 Yeah. I'd love to. 417 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,677 Um, tell me more about this jackass lawyer. 418 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,612 Just want to get a mental picture. 419 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,147 Uh, square jaw. 420 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,749 Puffy hair. No sense of humor. 421 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,950 I mean, come on, dude. 422 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,719 12th Century law? Enjoy the ride! 423 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,555 Well, I'm sure he's just trying to be earnest. 424 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,056 Well, I guess. 425 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,525 Yeah. I just hope this trial goes on long enough 426 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,694 so I don't get stuck with Eagan vs. Schwartz. 427 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,662 Oh, my God. 428 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,996 Patent case. Total yawn. 429 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,565 - Oh. - Anyway, you wouldn't happen to have 430 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,667 a spare crespinette laying around, would you? 431 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,836 A crespinette would be... 432 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,705 oh! A hat worn by medieval nobility. 433 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,640 [ Chuckles ] You know, I'm fresh out. 434 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,808 - Really? - Yeah. 435 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,744 Ah. Well, eBay, here I come. 436 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,146 Jane, 'tis glorious to look upon you. 437 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,115 [ Laughs ] [ Smooches, grunts ] 438 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,120 You know, those snacks are only for the cast. 439 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,555 And I see you've been eating more than your fair share. 440 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,690 Did you bring my contract? 441 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,358 Right here. 442 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,960 Sign it, quick, before the producers realize 443 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,495 they've made a horrible mistake. 444 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,463 Kind of like the mistake you made by dumping Fred, 445 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,798 who's way too good for you. 446 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,299 That is none of your business. 447 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,068 And all deliveries go to my assistant. 448 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,704 But she's very busy right now. 449 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,038 What happened? 450 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,375 She got angry at me and tossed her smoothie 451 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,678 into her purse... which she thought was mine. 452 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,214 Our bags look alike, but yours is a knockoff. 453 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,084 Okay. So how about I just give the contract directly to you? 454 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,586 How about you just wait for my assistant to be available? 455 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,687 Uh, I'm almost finished. 456 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,623 I just have to blow-dry her bills. 457 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,959 When you're done, that bag better not smell like spirulina. 458 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,031 Elisa: I know. 459 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,902 Mommy is so sorry that I have to work late tonight. 460 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,403 Okay. I love you, too. 461 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,971 [ Smooches ] 462 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,339 Hey, Elisa. 463 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,008 - Hey. - Oh, swamped, huh? 464 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,843 Yeah. It's got to get done. [ Laughs ] 465 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,978 Yeah. That's debatable. 466 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,880 Just scanning old files? 467 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,382 Yes. 468 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,517 You know, there's nothing so pressing 469 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,352 that you can't get home to your son. 470 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,488 Yeah, but Kim gave me a deadline. 471 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,891 I see. 472 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,093 Look, Elisa, I know that you're reluctant 473 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,262 to tell Parker about Eric, but you deserve... 474 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,165 Jane, listen. I appreciate everything, 475 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,434 but please understand that that's not gonna happen. 476 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,037 Parker has a right to know that he's the father. 477 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,906 I'm sorry. That sounded so preachy. 478 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,842 I... I just... 479 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,077 I think he can handle it. 480 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,779 But I can't. 481 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,681 Not now. 482 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,350 I mean, he is my boss, and that's it. 483 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,019 [ Sighs ] There you are. 484 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,055 Excuse me. I need her. 485 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,557 Wow. What's wrong? 486 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,926 I just delivered the contract to Stacy, 487 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,995 and I think you need to fire her as your client 488 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,363 - and your friend. - Yeah. 489 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,599 She's a little out of control, isn't she? 490 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,535 And the Grand Canyon's just a little hole in the ground. 491 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,371 Ever since this acting job, she has totally changed. 492 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,207 Do you know that she'll only go to A-list events? 493 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,343 And she won't unpack her own shopping bags, 494 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,378 and she deleted "Gossip Girl" from our DVR 495 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,480 because "Blake Lively is competition." 496 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,682 I know a guy who will pick her up at midnight 497 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,017 and drop her off south of the border. 498 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,318 Hmm. 499 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,454 Ooh. No. I've got a better idea. 500 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,022 Expect an evite. 501 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,391 - You're throwing her a party? - Not exactly. 502 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,226 Just RSVP "Yes." 503 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,663 Hey! 504 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,565 Hey, did we have a meeting? 505 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,800 Please tell me you know something about medieval law. 506 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,870 You know, I may be older than you, but I am not that old. 507 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,772 I'm in front of this insane judge 508 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,674 who intends on trying my case 509 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,676 under the laws of Richard The Lionheart. 510 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,877 Oh, wow. 511 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:39,945 Yeah. 512 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,213 - Crazy, right? - Yeah. 513 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,215 Should have the bar review this guy. 514 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,685 No. No. Now, that's not a good idea. 515 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,587 Plus, you know, if the contract in question 516 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,024 mandates medieval law, then medieval law rules the day. 517 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,558 It's just how the system works. 518 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,961 You're right. But the judge is way too into it. 519 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,931 I swear he's gonna walk into that courtroom in a funny hat. 520 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,999 [ Laughs ] See? 521 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,001 He sounds... whimsical. 522 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,904 Just... Grayson, enjoy the ride. 523 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,106 These judges get stuck on such boring cases, 524 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,042 like that patent case that's floating around. 525 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,244 So he's probably just trying to draw this one out 526 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,713 to avoid that one, which I hear is a total yawn. 527 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,916 - Uh, hypothetically, I mean. - You know what? 528 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,184 I bet you're right. 529 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,119 - No! - That makes sense. He's stalling. 530 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,821 - No. I was just speculating. - I'm gonna go talk to him. 531 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,656 - Uh, please. Stop. - No. I'm gonna put an end to this. 532 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,857 This is great. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take care of this. 533 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,092 Thank you so much. 534 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,694 No. No. Please do not thank me. 535 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,996 Seriously, don't thank me and don't mention my name. 536 00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:39,853 Mr. McKenzie, as an expert on retail security, 537 00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:41,980 how would you rate Conrad's security plan 538 00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:43,048 on the day in question? 539 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,616 Totally inadequate. 540 00:20:44,684 --> 00:20:46,384 They hired four security guards... 541 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,019 far too few to handle a crowd of 500. 542 00:20:48,054 --> 00:20:49,855 How many would it have taken 543 00:20:49,889 --> 00:20:52,124 to avoid the injuries sustained by my client? 544 00:20:52,158 --> 00:20:55,127 An algorithm determines how many guards are necessary 545 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:57,062 to prevent a mob mentality. 546 00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:59,531 You take square footage, number of exits, 547 00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:00,765 and foot traffic. 548 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,434 They needed 12 guards, not four. 549 00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:04,970 Thank you. 550 00:21:05,037 --> 00:21:07,939 Mr. McKenzie, this algorithm is described 551 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:10,108 in this book... your book... 552 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,944 "Shoes, Shirts, and Security: Retail Crowd Control." 553 00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:14,446 That's right. 554 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,482 This algorithm says that with 500 people, 555 00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:19,618 - they should've hired 12 guards. - Correct. 556 00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:21,987 But what if there were only 200 shoppers? 557 00:21:22,054 --> 00:21:23,855 For 200 shoppers, 558 00:21:23,923 --> 00:21:25,557 the four security guards would've have been sufficient. 559 00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:26,725 Do you know how many shoppers 560 00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:28,026 attended Conrad's sale last year? 561 00:21:28,094 --> 00:21:29,427 - No. - 208. 562 00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:32,164 And the year before that... 202. 563 00:21:32,231 --> 00:21:35,534 And according to their own P.R. firm, they were to expect 564 00:21:35,568 --> 00:21:37,602 approximately the same number this year. 565 00:21:37,637 --> 00:21:40,472 So how was Conrad's to know that they were gonna get 566 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,807 more than twice the average traffic? 567 00:21:42,842 --> 00:21:44,075 I don't know. 568 00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:47,212 An honest answer. [ Chuckles ] 569 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,948 With that, Your Honor, we move that you dismiss the case. 570 00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:51,783 Excuse me? 571 00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:53,785 There is absolutely no evidence of negligence. 572 00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:55,921 The plaintiff has failed to make a prima facie case. 573 00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:57,756 Um, Your Honor, you can't... 574 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,659 Ah, I think I can, Ms. Bingum. 575 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:04,729 Your client has my sympathy, but the law is not on your side. 576 00:22:04,764 --> 00:22:07,699 Case dismissed without prejudice. 577 00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:08,867 [ Gavel bangs ] 578 00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:10,869 [ Spectators murmuring ] 579 00:22:10,903 --> 00:22:12,704 [ Knock on door ] 580 00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,072 It's open! 581 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,441 Judge. 582 00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:19,878 What can I do for you, counselor? 583 00:22:19,912 --> 00:22:21,079 I think we both know why I'm here. 584 00:22:21,113 --> 00:22:22,714 Let's pretend one of us doesn't. 585 00:22:22,782 --> 00:22:26,117 I think you need to be noble, like a... knight of yore, 586 00:22:26,152 --> 00:22:27,419 and recuse yourself from my case. 587 00:22:27,453 --> 00:22:30,922 Is that what you think, sir barrister? 588 00:22:30,957 --> 00:22:32,557 Or should I say sir ex parte barrister, 589 00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:34,125 who ought to know better 590 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,895 than to approach a sitting judge without opposing counsel? 591 00:22:36,929 --> 00:22:39,531 I get the feeling you're not as interested in 12th century law 592 00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:42,100 as you are in dodging a certain patent case. 593 00:22:44,937 --> 00:22:46,805 Where'd you hear that? 594 00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:50,175 Just do the right thing and hand this case to another judge. 595 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:52,944 I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just threaten me. 596 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:54,713 I wouldn't call it a... 597 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:56,581 If my adjudication doesn't sit well with you, 598 00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:59,150 make an interim appeal. 599 00:22:59,185 --> 00:23:01,953 A little advice... tread lightly, counselor. 600 00:23:05,057 --> 00:23:06,124 [ Women screaming ] 601 00:23:06,158 --> 00:23:08,059 Hey, Jane. I got your message. 602 00:23:08,127 --> 00:23:10,929 - Yeah. I was just re-watching the video. - Why? 603 00:23:10,963 --> 00:23:13,898 Because we need to find a way to get back into court. 604 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:14,933 But the judge dismissed. 605 00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:17,836 Without prejudice, which means? 606 00:23:17,870 --> 00:23:20,505 Uh, if we can find admissible evidence, then we can refile. 607 00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:22,974 - Yep. - But the video was excluded. 608 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:24,709 Because we didn't have time to authenticate. 609 00:23:24,744 --> 00:23:26,278 And if we can figure out who shot the video, 610 00:23:26,312 --> 00:23:27,779 then we can introduce the footage. 611 00:23:27,813 --> 00:23:29,214 Yeah. Hopefully. 612 00:23:29,248 --> 00:23:30,915 All right. 613 00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,083 Here we go. 614 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:33,918 [ Women screaming ] 615 00:23:36,155 --> 00:23:37,689 Hey. Jane, pause it. 616 00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:38,657 Okay. 617 00:23:38,691 --> 00:23:40,592 Uh, rewind a little. 618 00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:41,993 [ Women screaming ] 619 00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:43,428 - All right. Pause it. - Okay. 620 00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:45,697 Right there. Yeah. The girl waving to the camera. 621 00:23:45,731 --> 00:23:47,599 She's wearing a Fitness Farm T-shirt. That's my gym. 622 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,234 Okay. 623 00:23:49,268 --> 00:23:50,802 So we will fax a screen grab over to the gym 624 00:23:50,836 --> 00:23:51,936 to see if anyone knows her. 625 00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:53,405 With a body like that, 626 00:23:53,439 --> 00:23:55,874 she's doing pilates at least five times a week. 627 00:23:55,908 --> 00:23:57,742 [ British accent ] When their father signed 628 00:23:57,777 --> 00:24:00,178 the operating agreement, his children became bound 629 00:24:00,212 --> 00:24:01,946 by the laws of Richard The Lionheart, 630 00:24:01,981 --> 00:24:05,417 an amalgam of English and German rules of knightly behavior. 631 00:24:05,451 --> 00:24:07,118 Professor Martin, how do these laws apply 632 00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:08,620 to the present matter? 633 00:24:08,654 --> 00:24:10,055 In property disputes, 634 00:24:10,089 --> 00:24:12,857 the litigants were afforded the opportunity 635 00:24:12,925 --> 00:24:15,994 to determine the merits of their case by force of arms. 636 00:24:16,062 --> 00:24:18,530 I'm sorry. What? 637 00:24:18,564 --> 00:24:20,932 More commonly known as trial by combat. 638 00:24:20,966 --> 00:24:23,535 Well, there's a novel approach. So ordered. 639 00:24:23,569 --> 00:24:25,303 - Your honor... - You want them to fight? 640 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,907 I am ready, willing, and able to face my brother in battle. 641 00:24:28,941 --> 00:24:33,078 I'm afraid that's not possible. Ms. Welsh is hors de combat. 642 00:24:33,112 --> 00:24:34,913 What did you call me? 643 00:24:34,947 --> 00:24:36,214 Hors de combat... 644 00:24:36,248 --> 00:24:38,049 quite literally, "outside the fight." 645 00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:40,218 Women were barred from battle, 646 00:24:40,252 --> 00:24:43,188 the thought being that their reproductive organs 647 00:24:43,222 --> 00:24:44,789 could not sustain a blow. 648 00:24:46,258 --> 00:24:49,027 If I can't fight, I can't win. 649 00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:52,731 A 12th Century Catch-22. 650 00:24:52,765 --> 00:24:56,067 Actually, the magistrate may name a champion 651 00:24:56,135 --> 00:24:57,168 to fight in her place. 652 00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:58,870 The magistrate would be me. 653 00:25:03,809 --> 00:25:05,844 Hmm. 654 00:25:05,878 --> 00:25:07,312 Who to pick? 655 00:25:07,346 --> 00:25:09,914 - Your Honor!... - Excellent idea. 656 00:25:09,949 --> 00:25:12,684 I appoint barrister Grayson Kent to fight. 657 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:15,053 Tomorrow. At Medieval Mania. 658 00:25:15,087 --> 00:25:16,721 Do you have a preference of weapons, Mr. Kent? 659 00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:18,590 How about broadswords, Your Honor? 660 00:25:18,624 --> 00:25:20,859 Broadswords it is. May the best man win. 661 00:25:20,893 --> 00:25:22,093 [ Gavel bangs ] 662 00:25:30,002 --> 00:25:32,237 Elisa, you're still here? 663 00:25:32,271 --> 00:25:33,605 Who are you trying to impress? 664 00:25:33,639 --> 00:25:35,774 Hey. Put that down. [ Chuckles ] 665 00:25:35,808 --> 00:25:37,742 I have a whole system worked out. 666 00:25:37,777 --> 00:25:40,678 You're digitizing closed files? 667 00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,147 Yes. For Kim Kaswell. 668 00:25:42,214 --> 00:25:43,681 And I have a deadline, so... 669 00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,150 Ah. 670 00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:48,787 Well, don't stay too late. 671 00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:50,755 Jay. 672 00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:56,895 Have a good night. 673 00:25:56,962 --> 00:25:58,963 You too. 674 00:26:08,641 --> 00:26:10,108 Did you know that venison was consumed 675 00:26:10,142 --> 00:26:13,011 way before people ever ate chicken or beef? 676 00:26:13,045 --> 00:26:17,715 Did you know that Bernard King scored 19,655 points in his career 677 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,684 but is not in the Hall of Fame? 678 00:26:19,718 --> 00:26:20,919 Why would I know that? 679 00:26:20,953 --> 00:26:22,887 Why would I know about deer meat? 680 00:26:22,922 --> 00:26:23,988 [ Laughs ] 681 00:26:24,023 --> 00:26:26,391 Not to change riveting subjects, 682 00:26:26,425 --> 00:26:30,128 but... I saw Elisa digitizing files. 683 00:26:31,831 --> 00:26:33,164 And? 684 00:26:33,199 --> 00:26:34,599 And I'm just wondering 685 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:36,935 if that's the best use of our resources. 686 00:26:40,873 --> 00:26:43,608 Since when do you care how I use a temp? 687 00:26:43,642 --> 00:26:45,777 You're burying her in busywork. 688 00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:48,179 You still have feelings for her. 689 00:26:48,214 --> 00:26:50,782 It's not like that. 690 00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:53,318 Wow. 691 00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:56,187 That was convincing. 692 00:26:56,222 --> 00:26:58,323 Admit it, Parker... 693 00:26:58,357 --> 00:27:02,193 you've fallen for the damsel in distress. 694 00:27:02,228 --> 00:27:03,928 What? 695 00:27:03,996 --> 00:27:05,330 No. I... 696 00:27:05,364 --> 00:27:07,332 Why do you think I gave her the work? 697 00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:09,033 To see how you would react. 698 00:27:09,101 --> 00:27:11,503 - It was a test? - Can you blame me? 699 00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:14,472 I mean, with our past, what do you expect? 700 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:17,008 I don't know what you want me to say, Kim. 701 00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,978 Wow. 702 00:27:22,214 --> 00:27:23,481 Enjoy your dinner. 703 00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:37,896 Sir knight. 704 00:27:37,930 --> 00:27:39,831 Meet Teri Lee... 705 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:44,135 Master of lance, mace... 706 00:27:44,169 --> 00:27:46,404 and the blade. 707 00:27:46,472 --> 00:27:48,473 W... you know how to do this? 708 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:51,309 Oh, yeah. I practically grew up at Medieval Mania. 709 00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,945 My mom thought I was at the library. 710 00:27:54,013 --> 00:27:57,148 The Sir Gawain model. My personal favorite. 711 00:27:57,182 --> 00:27:58,816 You have a favorite sword? 712 00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:00,318 Oh, yeah. Doesn't everybody? 713 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,021 Got to admit... you're freaking me out a little. 714 00:28:03,055 --> 00:28:06,291 Grayson, put on your helmet... 715 00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:10,061 and try not to get hurt. 716 00:28:10,095 --> 00:28:11,362 En garde! 717 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,901 Still at it. 718 00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:18,536 Hey. 719 00:28:18,604 --> 00:28:21,506 Figured if you were still here, you'd be starving by now. 720 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,174 Yeah. I was just about to order a pizza. 721 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:25,843 Well, we're downtown. No one delivers. 722 00:28:25,911 --> 00:28:27,078 [ Chuckles ] 723 00:28:27,112 --> 00:28:28,846 Except you. 724 00:28:28,914 --> 00:28:30,748 Thank you, Jay. 725 00:28:30,783 --> 00:28:32,317 Just do me a favor. 726 00:28:32,351 --> 00:28:34,185 Don't eat at your desk. 727 00:28:34,219 --> 00:28:35,853 But I promised Ms. Kaswell... 728 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,522 You no longer report to Kim. 729 00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:40,291 Go home. 730 00:28:40,326 --> 00:28:42,760 That's an order. 731 00:28:43,996 --> 00:28:46,130 Thank you for everything... 732 00:28:46,165 --> 00:28:48,099 the job, dinner. 733 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:49,601 [ Both chuckle ] 734 00:28:49,668 --> 00:28:51,836 You're not the same guy from eight years ago. 735 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,897 I don't really understand why I'm here. 736 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,566 Because Stacy is out of control 737 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,134 and we're bringing her back down to earth. 738 00:29:23,168 --> 00:29:26,004 She broke my heart and now I'm supposed to help her? 739 00:29:26,038 --> 00:29:28,973 Does she even talk about me? 740 00:29:29,008 --> 00:29:32,043 Fred, this Stacy... 741 00:29:32,077 --> 00:29:34,379 this is not the girl you fell in love with. 742 00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:36,280 I... I can't see her. 743 00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:38,016 Fred, please. 744 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:41,619 Just think of this as you helping me to help her. 745 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:44,222 You have no idea what she's been like to live with. 746 00:29:44,256 --> 00:29:46,491 Wait. By the way... where have you been living? 747 00:29:46,525 --> 00:29:48,126 - Youth Hostel on Sunset. - Oh. 748 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,229 It's a dollar every time I want to use the bathroom. 749 00:29:52,598 --> 00:29:54,232 We're here for the diva intervention. 750 00:29:54,266 --> 00:29:56,100 - Great. - And you brought weapons? 751 00:29:56,135 --> 00:29:57,468 Don't ask. 752 00:29:57,503 --> 00:30:00,471 So, uh, Stacy's been a little impossible, huh? 753 00:30:00,506 --> 00:30:01,906 Yeah. 754 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:04,342 But we're gonna nip that in the bud. 755 00:30:04,410 --> 00:30:06,244 I have been watching hours of "Intervention." 756 00:30:06,278 --> 00:30:08,079 And the key to a successful intervention 757 00:30:08,113 --> 00:30:11,049 is patience, purpose, and preparation. 758 00:30:11,116 --> 00:30:12,850 And if that doesn't work, I got a 10-pound mace in my bag. 759 00:30:12,918 --> 00:30:14,252 She's here. [ Vehicle door closes ] 760 00:30:14,286 --> 00:30:16,421 Oh, great. Okay. Um, places, everyone. 761 00:30:16,455 --> 00:30:21,459 Um, let's start with the prepared speeches. 762 00:30:21,493 --> 00:30:23,294 So, who would like to go first? 763 00:30:25,531 --> 00:30:27,298 I'll go first. 764 00:30:30,035 --> 00:30:31,302 Hello, Stacy. 765 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:32,437 Oh, wow! [ Door closes ] 766 00:30:32,504 --> 00:30:34,272 My half-birthday! 767 00:30:34,339 --> 00:30:36,441 You remembered! 768 00:30:36,475 --> 00:30:38,543 Fred, what are you doing here? 769 00:30:38,577 --> 00:30:40,144 Leaving. 770 00:30:40,179 --> 00:30:42,113 Fred. Sit. 771 00:30:43,248 --> 00:30:46,150 Stacy, please sit. 772 00:30:46,218 --> 00:30:47,385 Where are my presents? 773 00:30:47,419 --> 00:30:48,920 Stacy, we all love you. 774 00:30:48,954 --> 00:30:50,321 Of course you do. 775 00:30:50,389 --> 00:30:51,456 Some less than others. 776 00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:53,291 I used to love you. 777 00:30:54,326 --> 00:30:57,495 Stacy, we all want the best for you. 778 00:30:57,563 --> 00:30:59,163 But your diva-like behavior 779 00:30:59,198 --> 00:31:01,132 has negatively affected us in the following ways. 780 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:03,234 Oh, no. What are you doing? 781 00:31:03,302 --> 00:31:06,704 You have been condescending, dismissive... 782 00:31:06,772 --> 00:31:10,074 An intervention? Are you kidding? 783 00:31:10,109 --> 00:31:11,476 Please. Just hear us out. 784 00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:12,944 I have lines to memorize. 785 00:31:12,978 --> 00:31:15,513 And just so you know... 786 00:31:15,547 --> 00:31:17,582 the world treats stars differently. 787 00:31:17,616 --> 00:31:19,083 Deal with it. 788 00:31:19,118 --> 00:31:20,218 Boy, was Deb ever right. 789 00:31:20,252 --> 00:31:22,220 About what? 790 00:31:22,254 --> 00:31:24,388 She always said you'd become a pill if you ever made it big. 791 00:31:24,423 --> 00:31:26,124 "If"?! 792 00:31:26,158 --> 00:31:27,492 I'm sure Deb meant "when." 793 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:33,397 Well, let me tell you something, Grayson. 794 00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:36,134 Deb was always jealous of me. 795 00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,302 And no offense, 796 00:31:38,370 --> 00:31:41,272 but if Deb were here, I would tell her to kiss my ass! 797 00:31:41,306 --> 00:31:43,207 Well, if she was here, 798 00:31:43,242 --> 00:31:45,676 she would tell you to get over yourself. 799 00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:48,880 And I would tell her to suck it up and deal with her own failures. 800 00:31:48,914 --> 00:31:51,549 And she would never speak to you again. 801 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:53,518 Well, I'm never speaking to you again! 802 00:31:56,355 --> 00:31:57,889 [ Door slams ] 803 00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:00,525 [ Door slams ] 804 00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,960 We really need to do this more often. 805 00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:11,193 Hey, Jane. I got your message. They ID'd the woman? 806 00:32:11,227 --> 00:32:12,561 Yep. 807 00:32:12,595 --> 00:32:15,264 And... there she is. 808 00:32:15,298 --> 00:32:17,332 Let's go say hello. 809 00:32:19,135 --> 00:32:21,170 Ms. Alpert? 810 00:32:21,204 --> 00:32:22,638 Yes. Do I know you? 811 00:32:22,672 --> 00:32:25,140 No, no. I'm a lawyer. 812 00:32:25,175 --> 00:32:26,775 I just had a quick question for you. 813 00:32:26,843 --> 00:32:28,844 You were at Conrad's Bridal last week, 814 00:32:28,878 --> 00:32:30,546 and someone filmed you shopping. 815 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,314 I was wondering if you knew who. 816 00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,016 I have no idea. 817 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:36,485 You... you waved at the camera. 818 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,520 I was just being friendly. 819 00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:39,988 Excuse me, miss. 820 00:32:40,023 --> 00:32:41,356 Can you please try and think back, 821 00:32:41,391 --> 00:32:43,192 remember what this person looks like? 822 00:32:43,226 --> 00:32:44,827 It's real important. 823 00:32:44,861 --> 00:32:46,628 - Everything okay, honey? - Yeah. 824 00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:48,197 What's going on here? 825 00:32:48,231 --> 00:32:49,498 - This is my husband, Tom. - Ah, newlyweds. 826 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,667 Congratulations. 827 00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:54,136 Yeah. It's three years next month. 828 00:32:54,204 --> 00:32:58,507 But you were buying a wedding dress last week? 829 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,909 I'm an actress. 830 00:33:00,944 --> 00:33:03,212 And I responded to a Craig's List ad for extra work. 831 00:33:03,246 --> 00:33:05,214 We were told to just show up to the bridal sale 832 00:33:05,248 --> 00:33:06,281 and act like we were excited. 833 00:33:06,316 --> 00:33:07,549 "We"? 834 00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,318 There were hundreds of us. 835 00:33:09,352 --> 00:33:11,920 Wait. So Conrad's Bridal paid you to pretend to shop? 836 00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:14,189 We were paid, but not by Conrad's. 837 00:33:14,224 --> 00:33:16,225 Ms. Alpert, who paid you? 838 00:33:18,328 --> 00:33:20,863 I'm in charge of revamping Conrad's P.R. campaign. 839 00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:23,432 And bride-a-palooza used to get national coverage, 840 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:25,467 but that's faded in recent years, correct? 841 00:33:25,502 --> 00:33:27,269 That's right. 842 00:33:27,303 --> 00:33:30,305 How many customers did you tell Conrad's to expect? 843 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,840 Approximately 200. 844 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:34,676 Why do you think the actual turnout was so much higher? 845 00:33:34,711 --> 00:33:36,745 I'm good at my job. 846 00:33:39,716 --> 00:33:42,351 Lucy Alpert, please stand up. 847 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,754 Do you recognize that woman? 848 00:33:47,223 --> 00:33:49,258 I'm... 849 00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:50,459 I'm not sure. 850 00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:55,631 Isn't she one of the several hundred women you hired 851 00:33:55,665 --> 00:33:58,433 to make sure bride-a-palooza remained newsworthy? 852 00:33:58,468 --> 00:34:01,303 And isn't it true that you purposely underestimated 853 00:34:01,337 --> 00:34:03,505 the crowd size to Conrad's Bridal 854 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:07,676 in the hopes of generating a newsworthy, taffeta riot? 855 00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:09,645 I don't know what you're talking about. 856 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:11,313 Before you finish that sentence, 857 00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:14,483 you should know that I subpoenaed your Craig's List ad. 858 00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,119 So remember... you're under oath. 859 00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:23,625 Can't hear anything. 860 00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:31,133 No more questions. 861 00:34:37,607 --> 00:34:40,576 Summer, where are you and why aren't you answering your phone? 862 00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:42,778 As soon as you get this, you better call me right back or... 863 00:34:42,812 --> 00:34:45,480 [ gasps ] Oh, my God. 864 00:34:45,515 --> 00:34:47,983 Uh, you're not supposed to be here for another hour. 865 00:34:48,017 --> 00:34:50,219 Why were you in Brian's trailer... 866 00:34:50,253 --> 00:34:52,688 in Brian's bathrobe?! 867 00:34:52,722 --> 00:34:55,224 He wanted a muffin. 868 00:34:55,258 --> 00:34:56,391 Where is he?! 869 00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:57,459 On set. 870 00:34:59,729 --> 00:35:00,629 Woman: Background. 871 00:35:00,697 --> 00:35:02,598 Man: And action. 872 00:35:02,632 --> 00:35:03,865 Cheezy chips... 873 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:06,201 a cheese explosion in every bite. 874 00:35:06,236 --> 00:35:07,436 Crunch on! 875 00:35:07,503 --> 00:35:08,637 And cut. 876 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:09,771 Nice work, Brian. 877 00:35:09,806 --> 00:35:11,707 Hey, babe. What's up? 878 00:35:11,741 --> 00:35:13,575 You son of a bitch. 879 00:35:13,643 --> 00:35:16,311 You're doing my assistant and my commercial?! 880 00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:19,414 In my defense, you turned down the commercial. 881 00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:21,416 You told me to! 882 00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:22,317 Hey... 883 00:35:22,352 --> 00:35:23,919 That's for summer! 884 00:35:23,953 --> 00:35:25,721 And that's for besmirching! 885 00:35:25,755 --> 00:35:27,422 [ Crowd murmuring ] 886 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,395 We have an offer. 887 00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:37,132 Six figures. 888 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,367 [ Laughing ] What? 889 00:35:38,401 --> 00:35:40,002 That's enough to pay off Kelly's bills 890 00:35:40,036 --> 00:35:42,638 and your last year of law school. 891 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:46,842 What's wrong? 892 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,378 I don't know how to thank you. 893 00:35:49,412 --> 00:35:51,313 Oh. 894 00:35:52,482 --> 00:35:55,484 Just... [ Laughs ] 895 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,153 [ Laughs ] 896 00:36:04,327 --> 00:36:05,761 Counselor. 897 00:36:05,795 --> 00:36:07,529 Uh-oh. 898 00:36:09,232 --> 00:36:10,999 The lawyer I complained about... 899 00:36:11,034 --> 00:36:12,768 he works at your firm, doesn't he? 900 00:36:12,802 --> 00:36:14,336 Yeah. 901 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:15,904 You told him what I told you in confidence. 902 00:36:15,972 --> 00:36:18,473 I am so sorry. I didn't mean to. 903 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,742 I... I just... I wasn't thinking, and it slipped out. 904 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:22,244 And I swear I will never... 905 00:36:22,278 --> 00:36:24,179 mm. 906 00:36:29,552 --> 00:36:31,687 I swear I will never get bored doing that. 907 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:35,490 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a duel to preside over. 908 00:36:35,558 --> 00:36:36,925 I heard. 909 00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:38,327 Now, I know you don't like Grayson, 910 00:36:38,361 --> 00:36:40,429 but please don't let him die. 911 00:36:48,271 --> 00:36:50,806 Judge Owen: Ms. Kaswell. 912 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,441 Lady Guinevere. 913 00:36:52,475 --> 00:36:53,809 Oh, my God. 914 00:36:53,843 --> 00:36:56,244 Your Honor, you have to reconsider your ruling 915 00:36:56,312 --> 00:36:57,612 before someone gets hurt. 916 00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:59,781 Lex est Lex. 917 00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,783 "The law is the law"? 918 00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:03,185 Exactly. 919 00:37:03,219 --> 00:37:04,986 The combat will proceed as ordered. 920 00:37:05,021 --> 00:37:07,389 [ Sighs ] This is moronic. 921 00:37:07,457 --> 00:37:09,224 And you know what? 922 00:37:09,258 --> 00:37:11,693 I can't be a part of it. I'm sorry, Kim. 923 00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:13,562 I'm out of here. 924 00:37:13,629 --> 00:37:15,597 [ Sighs, moans ] 925 00:37:15,631 --> 00:37:17,065 Ah! 926 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,668 And remember... it's parry, then thrust, 927 00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:20,702 just like sex. 928 00:37:20,737 --> 00:37:22,871 He won't budge. 929 00:37:22,905 --> 00:37:24,806 Okay. It's game time. 930 00:37:24,874 --> 00:37:26,241 The weapons room is that way. 931 00:37:26,309 --> 00:37:27,309 And remember... 932 00:37:27,343 --> 00:37:28,744 Parry, thrust. 933 00:37:29,612 --> 00:37:31,313 I know. 934 00:37:31,347 --> 00:37:35,083 Good luck, fair knight, and good knowing you! 935 00:37:37,754 --> 00:37:40,522 [ Fanfare plays ] 936 00:37:53,903 --> 00:37:57,839 Sir Lance, Sir Grayson, stand ready! 937 00:37:57,874 --> 00:37:59,341 Join combat, 938 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,778 and may the just and righteous prevail! 939 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:16,758 Teri: Parry and thrust! 940 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:17,893 Parry and thrust! 941 00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:19,795 - Teri. - Is it hot in here? 942 00:38:45,822 --> 00:38:47,656 [ Gasps ] 943 00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:54,062 [ Laughs ] 944 00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:55,831 I declare the battle over. 945 00:38:55,865 --> 00:38:58,733 Gwen's champion has prevailed. 946 00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:01,837 Actually... 947 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,004 I've prevailed. 948 00:39:03,072 --> 00:39:04,673 What the hell? 949 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:07,375 Oh, and by the way, my reproductive organs... 950 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,777 just fine. 951 00:39:08,811 --> 00:39:10,912 She broke the rules. The match is a forfeit! 952 00:39:10,947 --> 00:39:12,948 Your Honor... 953 00:39:12,982 --> 00:39:15,884 Judge, according to the laws of Richard The Lionheart, 954 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,053 "a thing proven by experience to be true" 955 00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:21,189 "must, a posteriori, be true and accepted as true." 956 00:39:21,224 --> 00:39:23,024 What the hell is he talking about? 957 00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:26,094 The fact that she fought and won 958 00:39:26,162 --> 00:39:28,663 is proof of the merits to her claim. 959 00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:30,565 The barrister is correct. 960 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,702 The structured buyout proposed by Guinevere's counsel 961 00:39:33,736 --> 00:39:34,703 shall be enforced. 962 00:39:36,138 --> 00:39:37,973 [ Applause ] 963 00:39:46,782 --> 00:39:47,816 Excuse me. 964 00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:52,854 Look, about the other day in chambers, I apologize if... 965 00:39:52,889 --> 00:39:54,689 Never happened. 966 00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:56,124 Thanks. 967 00:39:56,158 --> 00:39:59,594 Between us... if I'd actually lost that fight, 968 00:39:59,629 --> 00:40:01,630 you weren't gonna force Gwen to sell, were you? 969 00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:06,201 Let's just say I have always been confident 970 00:40:06,235 --> 00:40:09,671 in a just and noble verdict. 971 00:40:16,879 --> 00:40:18,847 Big win today. 972 00:40:18,881 --> 00:40:20,148 Yeah. 973 00:40:27,723 --> 00:40:28,990 [ Cellphone ringing ] 974 00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:32,894 Well... speaking of which... Stacy. 975 00:40:32,929 --> 00:40:34,429 "Ignore." 976 00:40:36,065 --> 00:40:38,066 She's probably just calling because she wants me 977 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,602 to hand-squeeze her goji berry juice 978 00:40:40,636 --> 00:40:44,806 or re-tile the bathroom in a mosaic of her face. [ Cellphone ringing ] 979 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,907 Guess who. 980 00:40:45,942 --> 00:40:47,509 Don't answer it. 981 00:40:47,543 --> 00:40:49,477 Fred, don't answer it. 982 00:40:49,512 --> 00:40:52,614 Listen, this is how we deal with Stacy. 983 00:40:52,648 --> 00:40:55,016 We stay strong, we turn off our phones, 984 00:40:55,051 --> 00:40:56,751 and we hope that one day she will be 985 00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:58,520 her normal, crazy self again. 986 00:41:01,624 --> 00:41:03,124 [ Ringing stops ] 987 00:41:05,227 --> 00:41:07,896 Fred, answer. 988 00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:09,030 Come on! Answer! 989 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,068 Okay, sweetheart. 990 00:41:13,102 --> 00:41:15,470 We have to get you processed and find you a bed for the night. 991 00:41:15,504 --> 00:41:17,472 I have to stay the night? 992 00:41:17,506 --> 00:41:19,741 You assaulted Brian Pullman. 993 00:41:19,775 --> 00:41:22,711 He's a big star, and he wants the D.A. to press charges. 994 00:41:22,745 --> 00:41:23,778 Oh, but wait. 995 00:41:23,813 --> 00:41:24,946 I'm a star, too. 996 00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:26,214 Doesn't that count for something? 997 00:41:26,282 --> 00:41:28,083 - You're a star? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 998 00:41:28,117 --> 00:41:31,886 I play officer Brittany Fellows on TV's "L.A.P.D.A." 999 00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:34,055 Oh. Of course! 1000 00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,925 Well, in that case... 1001 00:41:39,128 --> 00:41:40,695 ...here's your wardrobe, 1002 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:43,798 and your motivation is not to get your ass kicked. 1003 00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,333 Phone. 1004 00:41:49,171 --> 00:41:52,841 [ Door opens and closes ] 1005 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:54,809 [ Keys jingle, lock clicks ] 1006 00:41:54,844 --> 00:41:57,612 But I really am a star. 1007 00:41:57,637 --> 00:42:05,637 Sync and corrected by atrn97g www.addic7ed.com