1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:04,926 [rock music plays] 2 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,675 Lucy, I just need five minutes of your time for my new client. 3 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,981 Nice job with Jessica. Oh, my God, she looked ridiculous. 4 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,144 Hey, sweetie, listen, Jessica wants you to print a retraction. 5 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,182 Not now. 6 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:52,774 We'll talk about it... we'll talk about it later. 7 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:05,863 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 8 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,767 What's that, Harvey? 9 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,794 No woman should leave their drink unattended in these troubled times. 10 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,396 Most of all you. 11 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:19,069 - You heard of Jatropha curcas? - Your second wife? 12 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:22,979 No. It's a poisonous plant that grows in the tropics. 13 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:26,212 Very difficult to detect, flavorless, 14 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,653 and it kills in about 1 5 minutes. 15 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:35,424 Do you have any idea of how many of these people would like to see you 16 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:39,487 Iaying on the ground begging for somebody to call 91 1? 17 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,135 Damien Fields, less than 20 feet away. 18 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,730 You have pictures of him blowing some guy in Griffith Park. 19 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,538 At least we shot his good side. 20 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:56,446 Cara Valente. Exposé on her and her nanny. 21 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,575 - Manny. - Right. Manny. 22 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:02,712 And that time-lapse series on the hooker parade 23 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,723 on and off my yacht. 24 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,618 That was very clever. It was very funny. 25 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,424 Didn't even make the cover. 26 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,795 You're hardly Spielberg, Harvey. 27 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,197 Certainly not anymore 28 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,827 after becoming a punch line in your magazines. 29 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:20,963 You know, that divorce cost me two out of my three houses. 30 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,702 Hollywood, that's practically homeless. 31 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,503 - You know why I'm not afraid? - Hmm? 32 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,442 Because you and all of your Hollywood pals read my magazines 33 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,679 and secretly love them. 34 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,311 And you know every word is true. 35 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:41,617 And as much as you all hate to admit it, you need me. 36 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,596 You're amazing. 37 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,188 [gasps] 38 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:27,540 [# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep] 39 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:49,393 Prince Tyreese, high scorer tonight with 26 points and a triple-double. 40 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:50,690 How does it feel? 41 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,095 Good. I wish they could all go down like that. 42 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,396 What are your thoughts going to the playoffs? 43 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:56,935 Play good, don't get hurt. 44 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,268 Make sure I make it to my kids' parent-teacher conference. 45 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:05,243 Wise words indeed from tonight's Pontiac MVP, Prince Tyreese. 46 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,037 Keep it. 47 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,747 Sorry. I'm happily married. 48 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:19,049 I don't care if you're on your deathbed, your mother's on fire, 49 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,786 we're at the brink of nuclear war, 50 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,124 I want those photos on my desk tonight. 51 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,097 OK. Give my love to Maria. Bye. 52 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:28,497 OK, everybody. What do you got? 53 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,128 We have a dozen really ugly celeb butt shots. 54 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,000 Great. Do we have Britney? 55 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,403 Oh, yes. 56 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,665 Hmm. "Derriere Don'ts." 57 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,109 "Booty Boo-Boos"? 58 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,543 "Pass The Cottage Cheese." 59 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:44,879 That's good, but it's a little too abstract. This is Dirt Magazine, folks. 60 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,787 [all laughing] 61 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,288 OK. What about covers? 62 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,189 We have a lead on a mistress in the Pagliacco murder trial. 63 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,557 - [Lucy] Confirmation? - It's gonna cost us. 64 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,994 - What does she look like? - Not bad. Slutty. 65 00:04:58,097 --> 00:04:59,655 Good. We love slutty. 66 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,827 Tell her if she doesn't talk to us, we're gonna run it without her side. 67 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,562 Oh. Excuse me. 68 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,601 [indistinct chatter] 69 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,484 - [whispers] Just make it happen. - OK. 70 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,547 No problem. 71 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,823 - OK, anything on the Blogan bump? - [girl] Nothing on the Blump. 72 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,991 But I was with Mary Kate's trainer's best friend at a party. 73 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,297 She was saying she might be going to rehab. 74 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,236 Really? Anything else on that? 75 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:43,241 No. I thought we could do a thing about her struggle with addiction... 76 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,607 Right, her struggle. OK. 77 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,806 Listen, there is actual reporting involved in what we do. 78 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,349 Our readers want to know people actually screw up, 79 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,318 that they sleep with hookers and that they lie. 80 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,685 No, a friend of a friend, that would be gossip. 81 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,621 Gossip is what lands you in court. 82 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:03,594 The only real defense we have is the truth, preferably with photos. 83 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,009 Duffy, you're fired. 84 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,445 McPherson, you've got a week to convince me not to fire you. 85 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,881 You have five minutes to clean out your desk. 86 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,213 Shit. 87 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,217 Remember. The people that we're going after every day are not stupid. 88 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,655 They've risen to the top. 89 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,922 So we have to be faster, bolder, and smarter than they are. 90 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:39,088 Think we're behind here, you should see your sister magazine. 91 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:43,295 If anything breaks, I'm reachable. Guys, have fun. 92 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:48,272 [rock music plays] 93 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,545 [Lucy] Hi, Don. Are you in place? 94 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,312 [Don] Yes. The housekeeper let me in. 95 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:01,649 I gave Stormy half the money up front. 96 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,884 Ok. Great. Tyreese is leaving training right now. 97 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,988 Are you OK? 98 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,152 Don? 99 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,254 Yeah. I don't know. I'm OK. 100 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,899 Don, are you taking your medication? 101 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:22,364 Have you been in touch with Dr. Shalba? I cannot go to the pharmacy for you. 102 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,002 - OK. Sorry. - Can you still do the work? 103 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,339 - Yes. - Are you sure? 104 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:28,744 You want me to get someone to cover the premiere? 105 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:29,873 No, I got it. 106 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,281 Go after Holt McLaren, make him mad. 107 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,911 That's right. And I'll take over from there. 108 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,819 [woman moaning] Oh, Prince! 109 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,691 - [moaning] - [camera snapping photos] 110 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:52,998 Oh, yes! 111 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,920 I think it's your turn now. 112 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:27,495 [rock music plays] 113 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,575 Turn this way and smile, please! 114 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,974 Right over here. Just one more. 115 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,547 You got it. 116 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,420 Hey, Lucy. Want some chili fries? 117 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:43,921 God, no. Did you get Tyreese and the hooker? 118 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,821 - Yeah. - You got everything? 119 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:48,326 I got them having sex for two hours 120 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,954 and the coke, and he choked her and the strap-on. 121 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,759 - Don, not so loud? - Right. 122 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,212 - Julia! - Julia! 123 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,311 Julia! 124 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:28,655 [cheering] Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 125 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,465 Will you step out while we get some pictures of the stars? 126 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,349 - Holt McLaren? - Yeah. 127 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,684 You were great in Another Word for Love. 128 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:50,722 Thanks. 129 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:54,315 I mean really great. Like... Iike stop-the-presses great. 130 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,861 And yet somehow the presses keep going, huh? 131 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,557 - Haven't seen you in the trades lately. - Huh? 132 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:03,090 - Haven't seen you in the trades. - I took some time off. 133 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,696 You did like seven movies in a row that all bombed. 134 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:07,796 Yeah, I did. 135 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:11,240 Countdown, Blow Monkey, Pale Assassin, The Growling, Hospitality, 136 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,572 1 31 3 Tellinghouse Lane. 137 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,374 That's only six. 138 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,211 Dead Even. Uncredited cameo. 139 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,875 Wow. You're creepy, man. 140 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,387 You're always great in everything you do. 141 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:24,546 You're authentic. 142 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,592 Thanks. 143 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,819 Anything coming up? 144 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,258 Huh? 145 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,694 Anything coming up? 146 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:32,890 Um... 147 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,900 I'm, like, in talks on this cool Fincher movie. 148 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,902 It's a great script. We'll see. 149 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,733 - That sounds pretty vague. - Huh? 150 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,706 Sounds pretty unlikely, like the movie won't happen. 151 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,868 Anyway, take care, man. 152 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,373 Hey, Holt! Holt! Holt! 153 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,416 - What? - They have great chemistry. 154 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:54,418 He's not very good, but they're good together. 155 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,488 You know, they look hot together. 156 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:57,886 What? 157 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,323 It was a rumor, he screwed her on the movie. 158 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,588 - What the hell did you say? - I don't believe it. 159 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:08,428 But I could find out definitively if you want to know. 160 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,059 What are you talking about? 161 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:14,230 That way, maybe you could give me a piece of gossip. Or a big one. 162 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,469 And that way, I could help you get your career out of the toilet. 163 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,509 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Take it easy. 164 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,317 That's good work, Don. That's great work. 165 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,722 I want to see that footage first. 166 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,954 Get out of here. 167 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,519 [man] Hey, Holt! Where's the smile, buddy? 168 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,656 Yeah, right here, pal. 169 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:44,728 [up-tempo music plays] 170 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,738 [man] I was in a fight with this guy. 171 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,173 And he's being an idiot. And he's on the floor, you know. 172 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:55,009 He looks back up at me and I'm all like, "l know Krav Maga, bitch!" 173 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,173 Guys, right here? Thank you. Beautiful. 174 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:03,244 Oh, hey, Holt, bummer about that a-hole paparazzi dude. 175 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,413 Yeah. 176 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,616 - So, what's up, man? - Huh? 177 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,523 You been working? 178 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,495 - Developing a couple things. - He's got an independent. 179 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,226 Man, you were awesome in Another Word for Love. 180 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,665 One of my all-times. 181 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,032 Thanks, man. 182 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,663 I thought, damn, this guy's good. 183 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,832 I thought I was gonna have to, like, move aside. 184 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,342 I'm gonna go sit down. 185 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:29,347 Hey, keep at it. You got mad skills, dog! 186 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,517 Yeah, peace out, bro. 187 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,864 Hi. 188 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:51,334 I'm sorry about earlier. That photographer's a nut job. 189 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,530 And you give a shit because... 190 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,369 I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine. 191 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,965 I'm a big fan. 192 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,305 Right. 193 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,446 Listen... 194 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,914 I would love to do a feature on you sometime. 195 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,249 "The Actor's Actor." 196 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,787 "Actor's Actor," huh? 197 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:15,458 Isn't that a nice way of saying "chronically unemployed"? 198 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,588 We just have to find the right thing to do together. 199 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,730 Or the right reason. 200 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:24,693 Bye. 201 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:33,243 - [chattering] - [dance music playing] 202 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,224 - [Julia] What an asshole. - [Holt] Gee, you think? 203 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,760 [Julia] Easy there, Tyson. 204 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,591 Hey. 205 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,359 I'm so sorry I ruined your premiere. 206 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,923 Are you kidding? 207 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,164 You took their minds off the movie, which sucks. 208 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,934 Come on. You were great, though. 209 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,134 You just love me. 210 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,639 Yeah, I guess I do. 211 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,014 You can do better than that. 212 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:52,188 Don't you think we've been in the news enough for one night? 213 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:56,820 Come on, you really think anybody in here sees anything but themselves? 214 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,528 Plus, it's really dark in here. 215 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,362 It is. 216 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,436 And wet. 217 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,638 Make me come. 218 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,275 Great performance! 219 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,819 Thank you. 220 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,626 [horn honking] 221 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,168 - Call me anytime. - That would be great, thanks. 222 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:57,313 You know, nobody in Hollywood reads. 223 00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:01,018 It would be a stretch to call me somebody in Hollywood. 224 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,560 This whole book... 225 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,994 ...the whole thing happens because 226 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,065 the guy dips a cookie in some tea. 227 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,602 It's not just any cookie. It's a Madeleine. 228 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:15,504 Wow, she's gorgeous and she's read Proust. 229 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,032 I'm Cal. 230 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,475 Lucy. 231 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,239 What? 232 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,443 This is where you lose interest because I'm not a player. 233 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,282 - I look that shallow? - No. You don't look shallow at all. 234 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,483 Well, I might be... just a little. 235 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,618 We should get a medal for sitting through that movie. 236 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,252 Or something. 237 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,388 Definitely something. 238 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,764 [soft rock music plays] 239 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,396 - That's me. - That's me. 240 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,838 You think you can catch me? 241 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,739 If you let me. 242 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:24,098 [Hawaiian music playing] 243 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,736 Hey, buddy. You like that? Huh? 244 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,110 You like that, buddy? 245 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,046 Sure, you do. 246 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,146 [knock on door] 247 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,131 Somebody at the door. 248 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,329 Mm-hmm. 249 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,044 - Hey, Stormy. - Hey, Don. 250 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,582 Come on in. 251 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:10,816 I was just playing a little Hawaiian music for Tristan. 252 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,082 I hear it. 253 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,648 Yeah. He likes that. 254 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,559 Dr. Lucero said the cancer could go away, 255 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,097 but it's not very likely. 256 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,292 Cats are nocturnal. 257 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:26,997 Right. Listen, do you think I can get the rest of my money now? 258 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:29,836 OK. Here you go. 259 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,967 Let go, baby. Let go. 260 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,247 You put that strap-on right in his butt. 261 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,879 I did. 262 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,585 That was great. Here you go. 263 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,188 - Thank you. - OK. 264 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,355 - Good night. - Good night. 265 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,367 She was nice, huh? Nice lady. 266 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,968 Ah. Kira? Hi, honey. 267 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,335 How are you? 268 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,569 Oh, you look so good! 269 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,871 - Hi. - How are ya? 270 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,206 I'm good. 271 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,577 - Your skin, it's, like, glowing. - Really? 272 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,344 Yeah. You getting laid? 273 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,645 I wish. 274 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,085 - Let me show you around, OK? - OK. 275 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,857 Oh, girl, I love it! It's so bohemian. 276 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:21,950 Thank you. 277 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,490 Oh, check it out. 278 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:29,022 This guy gave me some E. 279 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,261 E. 280 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,736 How retro. 281 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,936 Here. 282 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,345 Come on, this shit wrecks me. 283 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:47,084 - Mmm. Yes. - Mm-hmm. 284 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,885 Dude, come on. It's just a fridge. 285 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:58,759 I don't think he can hear you, bro. He's pretty cashed. 286 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,992 Holy shit, that's that guy Holt. Holt, uh... 287 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,227 - McLaren? - Yeah. 288 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,465 - The guy from Another Word for Love? - That guy was phenomenal. 289 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,233 What's he been doing since then? 290 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,366 Standing in front of this fridge. 291 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,868 - Hey. - Hey, what's up, buddy? 292 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,328 Stop. 293 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,129 Oh, yes. 294 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,671 What? What's wrong, honey? 295 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,611 What is it? 296 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,217 You can talk to me. 297 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:58,212 [sniffling, sobbing] 298 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,053 I'm pregnant. 299 00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,058 Oh, God. Oh, baby. 300 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,426 What...who? 301 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:10,867 Indie art-house loser Jeff Stagliano. 302 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,563 Oh, crap. 303 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,474 How? 304 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,907 I met him at a retrospective 305 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,741 that they were doing at the Egyptian of his films. 306 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,941 Can you imagine that? A retrospective of that shit? 307 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,383 I am so totally screwed. 308 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:31,513 Oh, honey, look, you can always... you know... 309 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,923 No! I am so totally Catholic. 310 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,551 I can't. 311 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,187 Well... does he know? 312 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,288 No. 313 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,731 No. Nobody knows. 314 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,271 Nobody knows except you. 315 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,402 Oh, sweetie. 316 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,538 Aw... it's OK. 317 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,948 [crying] 318 00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:04,444 [Julia] It's OK, honey. 319 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,931 - What are you doing? - I gotta teach a yoga class. 320 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:22,974 Wow. 321 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,670 - Hi. - Hi. 322 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,243 Hi. 323 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,680 This is for you. 324 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,576 What is this? 325 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:35,813 Just our CD. 326 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:39,186 I mean, just in case you wanna give it a listen. 327 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,725 I feel terrible. I didn't get you anything. 328 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:46,093 You're in the studio, you think there's never been a piece of music like it. 329 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,132 Mozart and Dylan leap to mind. 330 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:52,602 Then you finish it, and you find every reason in the world to hate it. 331 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:53,966 Sounds like fun. 332 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,202 Then there's getting people to actually listen to it, 333 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:58,833 and maybe even buy it. 334 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,504 You have your press contacts and your photos. 335 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:03,979 Yeah. Nothing like being a desperate musician 336 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:06,243 trying not to appear desperate. 337 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,776 How am I doing? You wanna make us famous? 338 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,016 I never told you what I did for a living. 339 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:15,855 No. Why? You're not, like, ClA are you? 340 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,691 Wow. You knew the whole time. 341 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,527 "Wanna make us famous?" 342 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,830 That was my feeble attempt at humor. 343 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,961 - Get out. - What? 344 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,004 Get out. 345 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,437 Lucy, what's going on? I had an amazing time. 346 00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:32,238 - I'm sure you did. It didn't work. - What didn't work? 347 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,244 I'm not going until we sort this out. 348 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:35,574 This is sorted out. 349 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,912 - Get your shit and go. - That's crazy. This is crazy. 350 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,542 Is that a stun gun? 351 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:43,850 - Yeah. Now leave. - Lucy, you're not gonna use a stun... 352 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,890 - [zapping] - [groaning] 353 00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:55,296 [shouting in pain] 354 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:01,935 Cats do much better with radiation than humans. 355 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,771 How do you know that? 356 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:07,744 Well, for one thing, they have fewer pain sensors. 357 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:13,343 I feel that you could have caught this cancer earlier, Don. 358 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:16,387 - I do too, buddy. - Excuse me? 359 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:10,739 Baby, baby, I'm so sorry. 360 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,642 I mean, what the hell are they looking for? 361 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:16,442 Sweetie, I know, they suck. They are idiots. 362 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,983 If we could just get you a little press. 363 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,109 I got a call from Dancing with the Stars. 364 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:24,451 [laughs] I'm not doing no Dancing with the Stars bullshit. 365 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,959 - It is a hot, hot show. - What did Fincher say, exactly? 366 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,961 I couldn't get him on the phone, then J.J. went on this rant 367 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,589 about how you're not hot, you're not bankable... 368 00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:36,099 All right, all right. 369 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,096 Call me later, will you please? 370 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,174 Why'd you have guys on Prince Tyreese? 371 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:46,574 - Is he the basketball player? - Yes, he's the basketball player. 372 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,704 Come on. We always have people on him. 373 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:52,716 He's got a squeaky-clean family-man image and he's a total slime ball. 374 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:56,811 - Did you get anything on him? - You want him to autograph your balls? 375 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,015 No. The son of a bitch loses us every time. 376 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:01,115 - Lucy. Lucy? - What? 377 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,787 You realize Gibson Horne has a 30% interest in the team, right? 378 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,158 Shame on you, Brent. 379 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,132 We're not supposed to cave to corporate interests. 380 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,964 Oh, my God. Is that how you get through the night, 381 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,597 - pretending to be a journalist? - No, I take pills. 382 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,640 How do you get through the night? 383 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:23,414 Don Konkey! The last pap to shoot on film. 384 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:24,641 Hi, Mr. Barrow. 385 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:27,549 Hey, great job on that Holt and Julia thing. 386 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,520 Terrific stuff. You keep that up. You're a real playmaker. 387 00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:36,155 You let me know if you get anything on Prince Tyreese. 388 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,161 You're always my first call, Brent. 389 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:54,407 - [man] You're a paramecium! - [woman] Donny, I love... 390 00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:55,877 [laughing] 391 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,642 - Shh, don't! - [man] Don! 392 00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,809 [man, woman laughing] 393 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,351 Go away! 394 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,912 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 395 00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:12,060 [man] Remember the puppy dog in third grade? 396 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,430 Shh. Shh. 397 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,606 If I'm gonna do this, my name can never be used. 398 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,410 Your name means nothing. 399 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,645 Thanks, buddy. 400 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,948 They wouldn't want to use your name. 401 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,888 Well, they can't, no matter what. 402 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:40,686 OK. 403 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:44,627 And I want some cash. And I want some kind of good press. 404 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,028 I want stories in your magazines. 405 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,630 Stories that make it seem like I'm getting offers. 406 00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:53,670 I need to have some idea of how big a story you have. 407 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,101 It's big. 408 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,075 And whether we get it exclusively. 409 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:00,509 You do. 410 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,315 And I have to talk to Lucy. For all I know, we already know all about it. 411 00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,476 You don't. Nobody does. 412 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,255 I can't talk right now. 413 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:14,257 They'll want more than just the one story. 414 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:16,452 I got as much as they can handle. 415 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,494 How's your big project? 416 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,728 I'll call you. 417 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,869 [woman] You haven't been seeing a therapist? 418 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:30,908 Nope. 419 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:34,775 I'm going to recommend very strongly, once again, that you see a therapist. 420 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,609 You have the money, the insurance. I have a list here. 421 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:39,047 OK. If I could just... 422 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,642 You can't treat these drugs like a smorgasbord 423 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,621 and take the ones you feel like taking. 424 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:48,181 If I could get the Zeldox, the Risperdal, Zyprexa and Aripiprazole? 425 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:52,161 You are one of the lucky people who have schizophrenia that's manageable. 426 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,391 Most people aren't so fortunate. 427 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:55,625 I know. 428 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,260 You have to respect the disease and the treatment. 429 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,098 OK. I'll respect the disease. 430 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:03,538 If I could get the Zeldox, the Risperdal, Zyprexa and Aripiprazole? 431 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,702 All right. 432 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,978 But I wanna see you in three weeks. 433 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,181 Thank you. 434 00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:22,454 If you don't want your client in a celebrity "big asses" piece, 435 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:25,860 she should stop her twice-daily trips to KFC 436 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:29,058 or stop calling herself a celebrity. Bye. 437 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,930 - Good morning, sunshine. - I'm late for a meeting. 438 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,698 This won't take long. 439 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,297 Gib asked me to look at sales/spending ratios, 440 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,104 and someone needs a little intervention. 441 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:42,840 Since when do you have anything to do with the editorial budget? 442 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,075 Since the owner of the company asked me to. 443 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:50,281 I forgot. Gibson's little warrior. How's the view from deep inside his ass? 444 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,846 Maybe you should remember who hired you. 445 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,858 You just wanted to screw me. 446 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,826 Yes, that's right. The whole world is out to screw you. 447 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,386 In one way or another. 448 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,932 I hired you because you were the one editor 449 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,901 that was supposed to run two magazines at the same time 450 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,062 and make them twice as successful. 451 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:10,869 If you want me to, give me the freedom to run two magazines. 452 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,103 You're overspending! 453 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:17,205 I am busting my ass to make these magazines work. 454 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:22,610 It's amazing how naked ambition makes a person just completely transparent. 455 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,987 Really? What do you see? 456 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,922 You want my job. 457 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,460 I would kill myself if I had your job. 458 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,223 I like to get dirty. 459 00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:42,032 [man] Don. Donny. 460 00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:43,232 [man 2] Hey, dickweed! 461 00:30:43,308 --> 00:30:46,277 - [man] Donny! - [man 2] I can read your thoughts. 462 00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:49,608 [man] Oh yeah, Don. Donny! Donny! 463 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,046 Donny! Donny! Donny! 464 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:54,585 - Hey, Donny Little Dick. - I am not. I' m average. 465 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:58,213 [man 2] All your thoughts are being monitored, Donny. 466 00:30:58,289 --> 00:30:59,313 No! 467 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:04,089 - [woman] I love you. Donny! - [humming] 468 00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,824 I love you, Donny. Kiss me. 469 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,223 No. Not here. 470 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,791 I'll scream. I'll scream, Donny. Kiss me! 471 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,838 - No, no, no. - Just kiss me! 472 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:22,479 Can I help you? 473 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,606 Zeldox, the Risperdol, the Zyprexa, and the Aripiprazole. 474 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:28,948 OK. It'll be about 45 minutes. 475 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,510 OK. 476 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:31,850 [hissing] 477 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,153 - No! - I'm sorry? 478 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:37,592 - [man] Back away, Don. - [man 2] Hey, come on, Don. 479 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:40,858 - [man 2] Don. Where you going? - [man] Run away! Run away, Don! 480 00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,214 [note sounding] 481 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,409 [lower note sounding] 482 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,145 [higher note sounding] 483 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:07,881 [note sounding] 484 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:13,522 [playing music in mind] 485 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,651 - I think babies are beautiful. - Shut up. 486 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,290 I'm totally cool with just being the baby daddy. 487 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:48,730 I'm not! I slept with you once, Jeff! 488 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,769 So? I sleep with a lot of people once. 489 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:54,838 [Kira] Right. That's my point. 490 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,637 [Jeff] OK. So say someone else is the baby daddy. 491 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,941 - What are you saying it like that for? - Like what? 492 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:04,379 Like you're P. Diddy or something. 493 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:08,441 I cannot believe I ever threw you a bang. 494 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,077 Ew! 495 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:13,713 My publicist told me Dirt magazine already knows 496 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:17,557 that you're the baby's daddy because that whore Julia Mallory told them. 497 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,926 I hear you, baby. I totally hear you. 498 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,297 - You hear me? - Loud and clear, Major Tom. 499 00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,926 Oh, my God. 500 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:30,105 Look, whatever's going on, 501 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,974 you gotta take it easy and not get so tweaked. 502 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:49,054 - [crying] - [soft rock music plays] 503 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,891 She...she thinks I told Dirt. 504 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:55,797 She thinks I told the magazine. 505 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,234 She says she's never going to talk to me again. 506 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,202 Shh. 507 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:04,503 I would never do that. You know I wouldn't. 508 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,077 Kira has nobody. 509 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,582 Oh, God, I am so lucky I have you. 510 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:16,586 Shh, shh. Shh. 511 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,973 Hi. 512 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:41,137 Just take whatever you want, all right? Don't hurt me. 513 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,543 That's cute. 514 00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:45,480 We're closed, but you want a drink, 515 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:48,815 or just a wall socket to charge your stun gun? 516 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,047 You really didn't know who I was? 517 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:54,751 I still don't. I mean, who the hell are you? Why is it such a big deal? 518 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,124 Anyway, I'm sorry. 519 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,924 There it is. 520 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:01,863 It doesn't happen often. But I am. 521 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,835 Or even, like, "I'm sorry I tazered your nutsac when you let down your guard 522 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:10,135 with a woman for the first time since your ex cheated on you"? For example. 523 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:14,577 Wow. That's rough. OK, I'm really sorry. 524 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:18,376 - See? It's pretty nice. - Getting the hang of it. 525 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,822 If you wanna give it another try... 526 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:33,020 I promise, no weapons this time. 527 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,362 Oh... yep, here it is! This is it. 528 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,736 Look. Look. 529 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:50,514 Wow. Hey, look at this. 530 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:52,674 "Wagging tongues in the rumor mill 531 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,810 say Holt has several big movie deals in the works." 532 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,048 I wish they'd let me know about them. 533 00:35:58,122 --> 00:36:01,489 No, it doesn't matter. If they say you're hot, you'll be hot. 534 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:03,527 If you say so. 535 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,656 Babe, I am so proud of you. 536 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,501 [phone rings] 537 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:21,739 Hello? Bullshit, who is this? 538 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:25,207 Oh... Mr. Fincher. 539 00:36:25,883 --> 00:36:27,350 David, right. 540 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,482 Yeah, it was just a puff piece, 541 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:33,251 but... no, thank you. 542 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:36,885 To be... to be in your movie? 543 00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:39,725 What, are you kidding? Of course. 544 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,765 With Kira... Kira Klay? 545 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:45,063 No, I didn't know she was gonna do it. 546 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:47,661 And Clooney. 547 00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,501 That's awesome. 548 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:52,674 Thanks. No, thank you. Thank you. 549 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:56,374 No, listen, I'm gonna work my ass off on this part. 550 00:36:56,514 --> 00:37:00,848 I'm gonna work my ass off. Thank you. Thank you. 551 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:06,646 [soft rock music] 552 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:42,125 - [phone ringing] - Oh, wait. Hold on. 553 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:44,385 Hello? 554 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:50,122 What? What? 555 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,566 Slow down. 556 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,405 OK. 557 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,732 OK, thank you. 558 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:01,101 It's Kira. 559 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,203 She OD'd. 560 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,029 [Lucy] Hey, Don. 561 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,537 What are you doing? 562 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,611 I like little fudgie rolls. 563 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,442 Well, you have money. 564 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,948 Why don't you just buy some little fudgie rolls? 565 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:40,745 I like 'em from here. 566 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,378 You feeling better? 567 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,457 Much better. The voices... Much better. 568 00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:48,820 Well, good. 569 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:51,726 -Thank you, Lucy. - You're a great photographer, Don. 570 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,661 You don't owe me anything. 571 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,663 [exhales sharply] 572 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:04,841 - [chattering] - Morning, Mr. Fincher. 573 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:09,779 Could I get something hot to drink? Chamomile tea or something. 574 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,512 Thanks. 575 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,550 - Good morning, David. - Morning. 576 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:15,710 - Hey, man. - Morning, David. 577 00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:18,652 Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 578 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:23,057 I don't know what you know. I don't know what you wanna know. 579 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:27,291 But I've spent most of the morning on the phone with Kira's manager, 580 00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:31,164 who informs me that she's had a medical emergency 581 00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:34,965 and will not be joining our film. 582 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:40,204 This is the least of the new bad news. 583 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:45,044 Apparently, Mr. Clooney can't see anybody else in the role... 584 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:50,678 ...and, although I don't know how this is going to shake out 585 00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:54,589 in the next 48 hours, we're all adults and... 586 00:39:57,328 --> 00:40:00,491 I think we know how this tends to end up. 587 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,700 Have a bagel, and thank you for coming. 588 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:26,385 You can send him in. 589 00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:37,067 Now, what can I do for you besides receiving your undying gratitude 590 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,261 for the beautiful profile in my magazine? 591 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,896 I'm not going to give you any more dirt, 592 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,373 not about my friends or my enemies. 593 00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,341 Kira's in the hospital because... 594 00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:49,845 Kira's in the hospital because she's a drug addict. 595 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,779 The point is you people... 596 00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:56,548 You're welcome for the profile, plus the other tidbits we've managed to place, 597 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,453 which any publicist would sacrifice a left nut for. 598 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:02,014 Secondly, you're now a source. 599 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,560 I think we're gonna do wonderful things together, 600 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,960 me, you, and Don here. 601 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,363 I like this office. 602 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,236 I'm not gonna help you anymore. 603 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,794 Oh, poor Julia. 604 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:17,705 No. Don't... don't even go there. 605 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,141 When she finds out about your betrayal. 606 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,145 Think about it, poor Julia. 607 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:24,579 I mean, I know how much she adores you. 608 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:27,651 She'll either understand or she won't. I don't care. 609 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:30,278 I love her, and she loves me. 610 00:41:30,354 --> 00:41:32,822 - Well, that's brave. - Screw you. 611 00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:36,121 Hey, Holt. I think you need to see something. 612 00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:37,319 What? 613 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,661 You know what we love here at Dirt and Now? 614 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:51,003 Homemade porn. 615 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:54,738 - So. What's that got to do with me? - Have a seat. 616 00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:02,816 [Julia] Oh, Johnny. I'm so wasted. 617 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:05,219 I love this feeling. 618 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:16,132 [Julia] I can't focus my eyes, Johnny. 619 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,033 It's OK. You're all right. 620 00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,936 Let's take this off. 621 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:25,403 [Julia] Not sure I wanna do this. 622 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,603 [Johnny] Sure you do. 623 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,910 Oh, you're so beautiful. 624 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:42,553 Oh, Johnny. 625 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,226 - You like that? - Ye... 626 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,555 I honestly would rather not leak this. 627 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:20,160 I'm an actor. That's all I ever wanted to do. 628 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,927 No, you wanted to be famous. There's a big difference. 629 00:43:26,303 --> 00:43:30,000 You can give your dirt to Don whenever. Make sure it comes in regularly. 630 00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:32,338 Lucy? 631 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:37,007 Have you ever actually loved anybody? 632 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:40,345 Huh? 633 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,452 Nah, you've got no one. 634 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,584 It's obvious. 635 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:51,787 You got nothing and no one. 636 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,137 - Don, you can go. - Hmm? 637 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:08,439 Go. 638 00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,727 [humming] 639 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,295 Hey! 640 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,728 [groans] 641 00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,238 Paparazzi piece of shit! 642 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,740 It's OK, Tristan. 643 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:42,938 It's... 644 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:48,942 It's OK. It's OK. It's OK. 645 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:10,268 Hey. Don't fumble! Don't fumble! 646 00:45:13,077 --> 00:45:14,442 Daniel, come around here. 647 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,446 Hey, man. You can't read? Private property. 648 00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:23,915 What's that? 649 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:26,012 It's business. 650 00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:30,049 - Well, aren't I part of the business? - I said it's just business. 651 00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:34,790 Hey. Let's go inside. Come on, let's go. 652 00:45:51,982 --> 00:45:54,542 You know I can't smoke this. 653 00:45:57,287 --> 00:45:58,447 Why? 654 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:00,113 Because it makes me too horny. 655 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:52,501 You like that? 656 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:53,907 Yes. 657 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:11,060 [sobbing] 658 00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:18,697 [crying] 659 00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:28,175 [phone ringing] 660 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,509 Hello? 661 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:36,444 Oh, hey, Mr. Fincher. 662 00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:39,948 David, right. 663 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,388 Yeah. 664 00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:44,419 Yeah? 665 00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,123 Really? 666 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,563 No. That's great news. 667 00:47:51,468 --> 00:47:55,131 No. No. I haven't booked anything else. 668 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:58,040 What, are you kidding? Of course I do. 669 00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:02,043 No, I can't believe Jennifer signed on to do the part. 670 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:06,108 OK. 671 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,548 - Yeah, I'll be there. - [Julia] That's great. 672 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,382 Thank you. 673 00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:13,122 Yeah. 674 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,885 Yeah, I heard about what happened to Kira. 675 00:48:17,961 --> 00:48:19,690 Wait. What? 676 00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:22,326 When? 677 00:48:23,767 --> 00:48:26,497 Yeah. She was... she was a really good person. 678 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,431 Right, at the memorial. 679 00:48:32,442 --> 00:48:34,000 [Julia] What happened? 680 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:38,247 Kira's dead. 681 00:48:39,283 --> 00:48:41,308 Oh, my God. 682 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:43,319 She had a brain bleed. 683 00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:45,719 Oh, my God. 684 00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:49,888 The movie's back on. 685 00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:52,086 I still have the part. 686 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,531 Slow down the car. 687 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,140 What are you doing? Slow down. 688 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:07,904 Talk to me? 689 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,104 I'm sorry. 690 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:14,914 I'm sorry. 691 00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:18,477 Holt, pull the car over. Oh, my God. 692 00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:21,786 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 693 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,827 Holt. What the hell are you doing? 694 00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:28,864 [crying] Stop the car. Stop it! Please stop the car! 695 00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:31,824 [screams] Stop it! 696 00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:35,399 Oh, my God! 697 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:37,940 Stop it! Holt! 698 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:39,236 Stop it, Holt! 699 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,105 Oh, my god! [screams] 700 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:30,157 Hey, come on. 701 00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:35,127 Come here. 702 00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,758 Come on. We got to get you out of here. 703 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,598 Come on. 704 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,433 Come on! 705 00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:47,141 Come on Julia, talk to me. 706 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:52,939 Hang in there. 707 00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:17,200 [rock music plays] 708 00:51:28,985 --> 00:51:30,350 [doorbell rings] 709 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:36,525 - Don? - He's dead, Lucy. We killed him. 710 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:41,053 No, Don, no. No, Holt is OK. It's Kira. 711 00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:43,895 Tristan. Tristan is dead. 712 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,331 Who's Tristan? 713 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:48,428 Tristan, my cat. 714 00:51:48,505 --> 00:51:51,201 Oh, the cat. Jesus, Don. 715 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:53,242 My best friend, and we killed him. 716 00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:55,574 We? What are you talking about? 717 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,341 All the stuff we did, the bad things. 718 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:00,747 No, Don, no. 719 00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:04,981 Tristan had cancer, remember? We didn't kill him. 720 00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:06,453 - We did. - No, Don. 721 00:52:06,523 --> 00:52:07,547 We did. 722 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:10,559 No, Don. No, we didn't kill him. 723 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,686 [sniffles, moans] 724 00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:34,069 [woman] I love you, Donny.