1 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:17,059 Lucy, I just need 5 minutes of your time for my new client. 2 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,437 Nice job with Jessica. Oh my God! She looked ridiculous. 3 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,157 I'm gay!!! 4 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:38,830 Hollywood hookup!!! 5 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,925 Hey, sweetie. Listen, Jessica wants you to print a retraction. 6 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,095 - Not now. - Okay, so we'll talk about it later. 7 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,432 Celebulimia?!? 8 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,691 Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. 9 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,319 What's that, Harvey? 10 00:01:09,575 --> 00:01:13,490 No woman should leave their drink unattended in this troubled time... 11 00:01:13,692 --> 00:01:15,610 most of all you. 12 00:01:15,957 --> 00:01:18,455 You ever heard of Jatropha Curcas? 13 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:19,786 Your second wife? 14 00:01:19,919 --> 00:01:23,540 No, the poisonous plant that grows in the tropics. 15 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,581 Very difficult to detect, 16 00:01:25,755 --> 00:01:27,003 flavorless 17 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:30,381 and it kills in about 15 minutes. 18 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,171 Do you have any idea 19 00:01:33,308 --> 00:01:36,181 of how many of these people would like to see you 20 00:01:36,436 --> 00:01:40,053 laying on the ground begging for somebody to call 911? 21 00:01:42,146 --> 00:01:45,682 Damian Fields, less than 20 feet away. 22 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,813 You have pictures of him blowing some guy in Griffith Park. 23 00:01:49,656 --> 00:01:51,982 At least we shot his good side. 24 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:56,780 Ar Valente. Exposé on her and her nanny. 25 00:01:57,036 --> 00:01:59,282 - Manny. - Right, manny. 26 00:01:59,538 --> 00:02:05,003 And that time-lapse series on the hooker parade on and off my yacht. 27 00:02:06,378 --> 00:02:09,582 It was very clever. It was very funny. 28 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,383 It didn't even make the cover. 29 00:02:11,595 --> 00:02:13,422 You're hardly Spielberg, Harvey. 30 00:02:13,638 --> 00:02:14,882 Certainly not anymore 31 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,471 after becoming a punch line of one of your magazines. 32 00:02:17,676 --> 00:02:21,600 You know, that divorce cost me 2 out of my 3 houses. 33 00:02:21,897 --> 00:02:24,853 In Hollwywood that's practically homeless. 34 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:27,143 You know why I'm not afraid? 35 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:32,151 Because you and all of your Hollywood pals read my magazines 36 00:02:32,488 --> 00:02:34,403 and secretly love them. 37 00:02:34,536 --> 00:02:36,782 And you know every word is true. 38 00:02:37,497 --> 00:02:40,202 And as much as you all hate to admit it, 39 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,201 you need me. 40 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:51,920 You're amazing! 41 00:02:57,467 --> 00:02:59,090 Practically homeless! 42 00:03:46,358 --> 00:03:50,100 Prince Tyreese scored tonight 26 points and a triple double. 43 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:52,060 - How does it feel? - Feels good. 44 00:03:52,237 --> 00:03:53,872 I wish it could always go down like that. 45 00:03:53,945 --> 00:03:55,782 What are your thoughts going into the playoffs? 46 00:03:55,815 --> 00:03:57,232 Play good, don't get hurt, 47 00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:59,820 make sure I make it to my kids parent/teacher conference. 48 00:04:00,035 --> 00:04:00,862 Alright, gentlemen. 49 00:04:00,995 --> 00:04:05,120 Wise words indeed from tonight Pontiac MVP, Prince Tyreese. 50 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,492 Keep it. 51 00:04:11,046 --> 00:04:13,423 Sorry, I'm happily married. 52 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:18,001 I don't care if you're on your death bed, 53 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,342 your mother is on fire or if we're at the brink of a nuclear war, 54 00:04:21,517 --> 00:04:23,472 I want those photos tonight. 55 00:04:23,808 --> 00:04:26,603 Okay, give my love to Mary. Bye. 56 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,391 Okay, everybody. What do you got? 57 00:04:28,765 --> 00:04:31,730 We have about a dozen really ugly celeb buttshots. 58 00:04:31,935 --> 00:04:33,773 Great. We have Brittney? 59 00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:34,731 Oh yes! 60 00:04:35,698 --> 00:04:37,563 "Derrière Don'ts". 61 00:04:38,368 --> 00:04:39,533 "Booty Booboos". 62 00:04:39,785 --> 00:04:41,401 "pASS the cottage cheese". 63 00:04:41,576 --> 00:04:43,290 That's good but it's a little too abstract. 64 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,741 This is Dirt magazine, folks. 65 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,120 Dis-ASS-ter!!! 66 00:04:49,496 --> 00:04:50,740 What about covers? 67 00:04:51,047 --> 00:04:53,460 We have a lead on the mistress in the Paliaco murder trial. 68 00:04:53,718 --> 00:04:56,430 - Do you have any confirmation? - It's all it costs us to get our story. 69 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:59,000 - What does she look like? - Not bad. Slutty. 70 00:04:59,178 --> 00:05:00,300 Good, we love slutty. 71 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,922 Tell her if she doesn't talk to us, 72 00:05:02,057 --> 00:05:03,771 we're gonna run it without her side anyway. 73 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,130 Excuse me. 74 00:05:10,975 --> 00:05:12,560 who's that? 75 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:15,771 a pap she uses to get dirt... 76 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,022 Make it happen. 77 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,863 looks tweaked 78 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:23,441 a real nut job 79 00:05:28,497 --> 00:05:31,411 - Anything on the Blogan blump? - Nothing on the blump but 80 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:34,751 I was chilling with Mary Kate trainer's best friend at the party this weekend 81 00:05:34,965 --> 00:05:37,331 and she was saying that she might be going back to rehab. 82 00:05:37,626 --> 00:05:39,672 Really? Anything else on that? 83 00:05:39,847 --> 00:05:42,251 No, but I thought we could do like a thing 84 00:05:42,387 --> 00:05:44,091 about her struggle with addiction. 85 00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:46,130 Right, her struggle. Okay... 86 00:05:46,268 --> 00:05:49,180 Listen there is actual reporting involved in what we do. 87 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:51,723 Our readers wanna know that people actually screw up 88 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:54,521 and that they actually sleep with hookers and that they lie. 89 00:05:54,735 --> 00:05:56,193 So no, "a friend of a friend"... 90 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,271 that would be gossip and gossip is what land you in court. 91 00:05:59,405 --> 00:06:01,273 The only defense we have is the truth. 92 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,441 - what a bitch - but she's right 93 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:04,992 Preferably with photos. 94 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:17,121 Never send anything over your Treo you wouldn't want the whole world to see. 95 00:06:17,256 --> 00:06:18,672 Duffy, you're fired. 96 00:06:19,885 --> 00:06:23,343 McPherson, you've got a week to convince me not to fire you. 97 00:06:23,506 --> 00:06:26,093 Duffy, you have 5 minutes to clean up your desk. 98 00:06:26,227 --> 00:06:27,010 Shit! 99 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:31,682 Remember, the people that we're going after every day are not stupid. 100 00:06:31,857 --> 00:06:34,723 They've risen to the top one way or another so we have to be faster, 101 00:06:34,858 --> 00:06:36,812 we have to be bolder and smarter than they are. 102 00:06:36,987 --> 00:06:39,660 I you think we're behind here, you should see your sister magazine. 103 00:06:39,696 --> 00:06:42,363 If anything breaks, I'm reachable. Guys... 104 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:44,070 have fun! 105 00:06:55,338 --> 00:06:57,201 Hi, Don. Are you in place? 106 00:06:57,505 --> 00:06:59,503 Yes, the housekeeper let me in 107 00:06:59,678 --> 00:07:02,333 and I already gave Stormy half the money upfront. 108 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:06,051 Okay, great. Tyreese is leaving training right now. 109 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:07,881 Are you okay? 110 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,341 Don? 111 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:13,260 Yeah. I don't know. I'm... I'm okay. 112 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:17,220 Don, are you taking your medication? 113 00:07:18,778 --> 00:07:20,692 Don, have you been in touch with doctor Shalberg 114 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,943 'cause I can not go for the pharmacy for you. 115 00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:23,811 Sorry. 116 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,531 - Can you still do the work? - Yes. 117 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,531 Are you sure? 118 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,570 Do you want to get someone to cover the premiere? 119 00:07:29,747 --> 00:07:30,650 No, I got it. 120 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,663 We have to hold McLaren, make him mad. 121 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:36,241 That's right. And I'll take opver from there. 122 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,632 Oh, Prince! 123 00:08:12,205 --> 00:08:13,363 It's your turn now. 124 00:08:40,025 --> 00:08:42,142 Hey, Lucy. You want some chilli fries? 125 00:08:42,236 --> 00:08:43,062 God, no! 126 00:08:43,196 --> 00:08:45,020 Did you get Prince Tyreese and the hooker? 127 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,733 - Yeah. - You got everything? 128 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:48,653 I got them having sex for 2 hours. 129 00:08:48,947 --> 00:08:51,863 And he did coke and he choked her in a strap-on. 130 00:08:51,995 --> 00:08:53,533 Don! Not so loud. 131 00:08:53,786 --> 00:08:54,862 Okay. 132 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,761 - Julia! - Julia! Julia! 133 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:32,990 Could you step out while we get some pictures of the stars? 134 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:46,542 Holt McLaren? 135 00:09:47,506 --> 00:09:48,040 Yeah? 136 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,422 You were great in "Another word for love". 137 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:51,133 Thanks. 138 00:09:51,305 --> 00:09:54,632 I mean really great like "stop the presses" great. 139 00:09:55,347 --> 00:09:57,632 Yet, somehow the presses keep going, huh? 140 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,722 Haven't seen you in the trades lately. 141 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:00,351 Huh? 142 00:10:00,478 --> 00:10:01,903 Haven't seen you in the trades lately. 143 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:03,520 I took some time off. 144 00:10:03,722 --> 00:10:06,140 You did like 7 movies in a row but they all bombed. 145 00:10:07,697 --> 00:10:08,905 Yeah, I did. 146 00:10:09,101 --> 00:10:13,866 Countdown, Blow Monkey, Pale Assassin, ***, ***, 1313 Tallyhouse Lane. 147 00:10:14,409 --> 00:10:15,570 That's only six. 148 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:18,492 And Dead Heat with an uncredited cameo. 149 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,372 You're creepy, man. 150 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:25,293 You're always great in everything you do, you're authentic. 151 00:10:25,506 --> 00:10:28,620 - Thanks. - Anything coming up? 152 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,341 - Huh? - Anything coming up? 153 00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:36,511 I'm like in talks in this cool Fincher movie. 154 00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:38,841 It's a great script. We'll see. 155 00:10:39,057 --> 00:10:40,473 - That sounds pretty vague. - Huh? 156 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:43,223 Sounds pretty unlikely, like the movie probably won't happen. 157 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,602 Anyway, take care, man. 158 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:50,270 Hey, Holt, Holt! Holt! 159 00:10:50,446 --> 00:10:50,980 What? 160 00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:52,692 They have great chemistry. 161 00:10:52,908 --> 00:10:55,041 He's not very good but they're good together, you know. 162 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:57,863 - They look hot together. - What? 163 00:10:57,998 --> 00:10:59,030 There was a rumor... 164 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,820 He screwed her on a movie. 165 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:05,291 - What the hell did you say? - I don't believe it. I don't believe it. 166 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:07,753 But I could find out definitively. 167 00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:10,622 - If you wanna know. - What are you talking about? 168 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:13,542 That way maybe you could give me a little piece of gossip. 169 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,131 Or a big one. 170 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:18,671 And that way I could help you get your career out of the toilet. 171 00:11:20,886 --> 00:11:23,511 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 172 00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,141 It's good work, Don. 173 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,442 That's great work. 174 00:11:32,607 --> 00:11:34,482 I wanna see that footage first. 175 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,532 Get out of here. 176 00:11:37,116 --> 00:11:39,240 Hey, Holt, where's your smile, buddy? 177 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,241 Right here, pal. 178 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:47,332 What was the fight with this guy? 179 00:11:47,545 --> 00:11:48,660 He was just being an idiot. 180 00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:50,210 He was on the floor, you know, 181 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,961 he looks back up at me and I'm all like 182 00:11:53,136 --> 00:11:55,292 "I do Krav Maga, bitch!" 183 00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:58,303 Guys, right here. Thank you, beautiful. 184 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:04,391 Oh, hey, bummer about that paparazzi dude. 185 00:12:04,608 --> 00:12:06,352 - Yeah. - So, what's up, man? 186 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,641 - Huh? - You've been working? 187 00:12:08,897 --> 00:12:11,141 I'm developping a couple of things. 188 00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:12,730 He's gotten independent. 189 00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:14,982 You were awesome in "Another word for love". 190 00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:17,192 - One of my all times. - Thanks, man. 191 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:20,242 I thought "Damn! This guy is good." 192 00:12:20,445 --> 00:12:23,451 I thought I was gonna have to like move aside. 193 00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,820 I'm gonna go sit down. 194 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,333 Hey, keep at it. You've got mad skills, dog. 195 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:32,750 Yeah, peace out, bro. 196 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:48,182 Hi. 197 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,102 I'm sorry about earlier. That photographer was a nut job. 198 00:12:52,358 --> 00:12:56,231 - And you give a shit because? - I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine. 199 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,770 I'm a big fan. 200 00:12:58,197 --> 00:12:59,532 Right. 201 00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:02,993 Listen, uh... 202 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,950 I would love to do a feature on you some time. 203 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,873 The actor's actor. 204 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,833 Actor's actor, huh? 205 00:13:12,756 --> 00:13:15,920 Isn't that a nice way to say I'm chronically unemployed? 206 00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:20,052 We just have to find the right thing to do together. 207 00:13:20,847 --> 00:13:23,172 Or the right reason. 208 00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:24,800 Bye. 209 00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:21,773 - What an asshole! - Gee, you think? 210 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:24,440 - Easy there, Tyson. - Hey. 211 00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:28,363 I'm so sorry I ruined your premiere. 212 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,951 You kidding? 213 00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:33,240 You took their minds off the movie which sucks. 214 00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:35,450 Come on, you were great though. 215 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:38,000 You just love me. 216 00:14:40,175 --> 00:14:42,463 Yeah, I guess I do. 217 00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:47,011 You can do better than that. 218 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,472 Don't you think we've been in the news enough for one night? 219 00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:57,602 Come on, you really think anybody in here sees anything but themselves? 220 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,311 Plus it's really dark in here. 221 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,481 It is. 222 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,321 And wet. 223 00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:09,153 Make me come. 224 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,961 Great performance! 225 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,333 Thank you. 226 00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:37,313 Thanks. 227 00:15:53,957 --> 00:15:57,950 You know, nobody in Hollywodd reads. 228 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,912 It'd be a stress to call me somebody in Hollywood. 229 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,293 This whole book... 230 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,880 the whole thing happens because 231 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,010 the guy dips a cookie on some tea. 232 00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:10,131 It's not just any cookie. 233 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:11,593 It's a madeleine. 234 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,841 Whao! 235 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,932 She's gorgeous and she's read Proust. 236 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,142 - Cal. - I'm Lucy. 237 00:16:22,645 --> 00:16:23,352 What? 238 00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:27,073 I think this is the part where you lose interest because I'm not a player. 239 00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:28,532 I look that shallow. 240 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,243 No, you don't look shallow at all. 241 00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:31,613 Well, I might be. 242 00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:33,031 Just a little. 243 00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:35,790 I think we should get a medal for sitting through that movie tonight. 244 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,451 - Yeah. - Or something. 245 00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:40,083 Definitely something. 246 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,080 That's me. 247 00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:46,131 That's me. 248 00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:51,801 - You think you can catch me? - If you let me. 249 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,631 Hey, buddy you like that? 250 00:17:26,835 --> 00:17:29,590 Huh? You like that, buddy? 251 00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:31,552 Sure you do. 252 00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,651 There's somebody at the door. 253 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,661 - Hey, Stormy. - Hey, Don. 254 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:05,080 Come on in. 255 00:18:07,178 --> 00:18:11,711 I was just playing a little wine music for Tristan. 256 00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:14,972 - I hear it. - Yeah, he likes that. 257 00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:19,891 Dr. Lucero said the cancer could go away but it's not very likely. 258 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,021 Cats are nocturnal. 259 00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:24,640 Right. 260 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,562 Listen, do you think I can get the rest of my money now? 261 00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:28,732 Okay. 262 00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:30,772 Here you go. 263 00:18:30,946 --> 00:18:33,152 Let go, baby. Let go. 264 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:42,990 You put that strap-on riding his butt. 265 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,251 - I did. - That was great. 266 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:46,793 Here you go. 267 00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:50,541 - Thank you. - Okay. 268 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,503 - Good night. - Good night. 269 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,090 She was nice, huh? 270 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,132 Nice lady. 271 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,012 - Kira! - Hi! 272 00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:02,220 How are you? 273 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,392 I'm so good. 274 00:19:04,528 --> 00:19:06,560 - Hi. - Hi. 275 00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:07,852 I'm good. 276 00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:09,561 Your skin, it's like glowing. 277 00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:11,063 - Really? - Yeah. 278 00:19:11,658 --> 00:19:13,901 - You're getting laid? - I wish. 279 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:16,651 - Let me show youaround, okay? - Okay. 280 00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:21,573 Oh, I love it, it's so bohemian. 281 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,701 Thank you. 282 00:19:24,378 --> 00:19:25,993 Oh, check it out. 283 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,621 This guy gave me some E. 284 00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:30,082 E... 285 00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:34,170 how retro! 286 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,181 This shit wrecks me. 287 00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,732 Dude, come on, it's just a fridge. 288 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,341 I don't think he can hear you, bro. 289 00:19:57,577 --> 00:19:58,823 He's pretty cashed. 290 00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:02,612 Holy shit, that's that guy Holt. Holt uh... 291 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:03,991 - McLaren? - Yeah. 292 00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,641 The guy from "Another word for love". 293 00:20:05,785 --> 00:20:07,041 Yeah, that guy was phenomenal. 294 00:20:07,245 --> 00:20:09,003 Yeah, well, what's he been doing since then? 295 00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:10,831 Standing in front of this fridge. 296 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,383 Hey, what's up, buddy? 297 00:20:34,237 --> 00:20:34,981 Stop! 298 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,360 Oh, yes. 299 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,531 What? 300 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,160 What's wrong, honey? 301 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:50,583 What is it? 302 00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,462 You can talk to me. 303 00:20:59,256 --> 00:21:01,881 - I'm pregnant. - Oh God! 304 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,513 Oh, baby, what... 305 00:21:04,646 --> 00:21:05,722 Who? 306 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,140 Indie arthouse loser 307 00:21:09,395 --> 00:21:12,771 - Jeff Sagliano. - Oh, crap. 308 00:21:13,395 --> 00:21:18,863 - How? - I met him at a retrospective 309 00:21:19,025 --> 00:21:22,323 that they were doing at the Egyptian of his films. 310 00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:25,413 Can you imagine that? A retrospective of that shit! 311 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,781 He's so totally screwed. 312 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,913 Honey, look, you can always... you know... 313 00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:35,083 No, I'm so totally catholic. 314 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:36,963 I can't. 315 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:41,090 - Well, does he know? - No. 316 00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:43,300 No. Nobody knows. 317 00:21:44,515 --> 00:21:46,301 Nobody knows except you. 318 00:21:51,897 --> 00:21:53,391 Oh, sweety. 319 00:21:55,895 --> 00:21:57,273 That's okay. 320 00:22:03,325 --> 00:22:04,783 It's okay, honey. 321 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:18,921 What are you doing? 322 00:22:19,135 --> 00:22:21,093 I gotta teach a yoga class. 323 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,301 - Hi. - Hi. 324 00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:29,430 Hi. 325 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,180 This for you. 326 00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:36,892 - What is this? - Just our CD. 327 00:22:37,028 --> 00:22:39,442 Just in case you wanna give a listen. 328 00:22:39,615 --> 00:22:41,572 Well, I feel terrible, I didn't get you anything. 329 00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,900 When you're in the studio, 330 00:22:44,037 --> 00:22:46,212 you'd think there's never been a piece of music like it. 331 00:22:46,246 --> 00:22:48,741 Mozart and Dylan leap to mind. 332 00:22:48,956 --> 00:22:50,992 When you finish it, 333 00:22:51,076 --> 00:22:53,540 you find every reason in the world to hate it. 334 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,831 Sounds like fun. 335 00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:58,041 Then there's getting people to actually listen to it 336 00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,752 and maybe even buy it. 337 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,673 Whare are all you press contacts and your... these photos... 338 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:06,971 Yeah, nothing like being a desperate musician trying not to appear desperate. 339 00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:10,890 How am I doing? Wanna make us famous? 340 00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:13,642 I never told you what I make for a living. 341 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,142 No. Why? you're not like CIA, are you? 342 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,353 Wow! You knew the whole time. 343 00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:21,981 "Wanna make us famous?" 344 00:23:22,237 --> 00:23:24,861 Hey, that was just my febrile attempt at humor, okay? 345 00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:25,820 Get out. 346 00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:27,072 - What - Get out! 347 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:29,860 Lucy, what's going on? I had an amazing time. 348 00:23:29,997 --> 00:23:31,531 I'm sure you did. It didn't work. 349 00:23:31,665 --> 00:23:34,581 What didn't work? I'm not going anywhere until we sort this out. 350 00:23:34,745 --> 00:23:36,953 This is sorted out. Get your shit and go. 351 00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:39,042 That's crazy. This is crazy! 352 00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:42,581 - Is that a stungun? - Yeah, now leave. 353 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:44,712 Lucy, you're not gonna use a stungun... 354 00:23:59,775 --> 00:24:02,901 Cats do much better with radiation than humans. 355 00:24:03,195 --> 00:24:04,772 How do you know that? 356 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,440 Well, for one thing they have fewer pain sensors. 357 00:24:10,368 --> 00:24:13,952 I appeal that you could have caught this cancer earlier, Don. 358 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,540 - I do too, buddy. - Excuse me? 359 00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:14,180 - Baby, baby, I'm so sorry. - What the hell are they looking for? 360 00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:16,851 Sweety, I know, they suck. They're idiots. 361 00:25:17,106 --> 00:25:18,970 If we could just get you a little press... 362 00:25:19,146 --> 00:25:21,651 You know, I got a call from the "Dancing with the stars" people... 363 00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:25,403 I'm not doing no "Dancing with the stars" bullshit. 364 00:25:25,568 --> 00:25:27,061 Honey, it is a hot, hot show. 365 00:25:27,278 --> 00:25:28,573 What did Fincher say exactly? 366 00:25:28,588 --> 00:25:30,121 I don't know, I couldn't get him on the phone. 367 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,992 And then J.J. went on this whole rant about you're not high, 368 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,781 you're not what they're looking for. 369 00:25:34,956 --> 00:25:36,282 Alright! Alright! 370 00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:41,503 Call me later, Liv, please. 371 00:25:41,878 --> 00:25:43,712 What do you have guys up Prince Tyreese? 372 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,882 - Is he the basketball player? - Yes, he's the the basketball player. 373 00:25:47,006 --> 00:25:48,961 Oh, honey, we always have people on him. 374 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:51,882 He's got a squeaky clean family man image 375 00:25:52,098 --> 00:25:55,051 - and he's a total slimeball. - Did you get anything on him? 376 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,970 Why? You want him to autograph your balls? 377 00:25:57,346 --> 00:25:59,641 No, the son of a bitch loses us every time. 378 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,433 Lucy. 379 00:26:00,606 --> 00:26:02,022 - Lucy. - What? 380 00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:05,442 You realize Gibson Horn has a 30% interest in the team, right? 381 00:26:05,567 --> 00:26:07,022 Shame on you, Brent! 382 00:26:07,235 --> 00:26:10,022 As journalists, we're not supposed to cave to corporate interests. 383 00:26:10,197 --> 00:26:12,192 Oh my God! Is that how you get through the night? 384 00:26:12,326 --> 00:26:13,740 Pretending to be a journalist? 385 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,912 No, I take pills. How do you get through the night? 386 00:26:21,127 --> 00:26:24,290 Don Konkey! Last pap to shoot on film. 387 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,370 Hi, Mr. Barrow. 388 00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:27,753 Hey, great job on that Holt and Julia thing. 389 00:26:27,928 --> 00:26:29,522 That's terrific stuff. You keep that up. 390 00:26:29,638 --> 00:26:31,633 You're a real play maker, you know. 391 00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,382 You let me know if you get anything on Prince Tyreese. 392 00:26:36,516 --> 00:26:38,341 You're always my first call, Brent. 393 00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:55,283 Daddy, I love you. 394 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:03,873 Go away! 395 00:27:04,045 --> 00:27:06,460 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 396 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:29,733 If I'm gonna do this, my name can never be used. 397 00:27:30,105 --> 00:27:31,733 Your name means nothing. 398 00:27:32,907 --> 00:27:34,150 Thanks, buddy. 399 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:36,622 They wouldn't want to use your name on something like this. 400 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,282 Well, they can't, no matter what. 401 00:27:39,077 --> 00:27:39,990 Okay. 402 00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:42,822 And I want some cash. 403 00:27:43,785 --> 00:27:45,182 And I want some kind of good press. 404 00:27:45,337 --> 00:27:46,951 I want stories in your magazines. 405 00:27:48,007 --> 00:27:50,873 Stories that make it seem like I'm getting offers. 406 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:54,920 I need to have some idea of how big a story you have. 407 00:27:55,678 --> 00:27:56,841 It's big. 408 00:27:57,428 --> 00:27:59,512 Whether we get it exclusively... 409 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:00,762 You do. 410 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:02,760 And I have to talk to Lucy. 411 00:28:02,978 --> 00:28:06,011 For all I know, we already know about it. 412 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:08,140 You don't. Nobody does. 413 00:28:10,027 --> 00:28:11,312 I can't talk right now. 414 00:28:11,487 --> 00:28:13,692 They'll want more than just the one story. 415 00:28:15,197 --> 00:28:17,480 They'll get as much as they can handle. 416 00:28:19,957 --> 00:28:21,611 How's your big project? 417 00:28:23,455 --> 00:28:24,993 I'll call you. 418 00:28:28,377 --> 00:28:30,083 And you haven't been seeing a therapist? 419 00:28:30,218 --> 00:28:31,082 Nope. 420 00:28:31,216 --> 00:28:32,793 I'm gonna recommend very strongly 421 00:28:32,927 --> 00:28:34,840 once again that you see a therapist. 422 00:28:35,008 --> 00:28:36,721 You have the money, you have the insurance. 423 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:38,261 I have a list here. 424 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,842 Okay, if I could just get... 425 00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:42,221 You can't treat these drugs like a smorgasbord 426 00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,760 and just take the ones you feel like taking, Don. 427 00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:48,313 Okay, if I could just get the Zeldox, respidol, zaproxin and the abopripoxol. 428 00:28:48,438 --> 00:28:51,270 Don, you are one of the lucky people who have a form of schizophrenia 429 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:54,813 that's manageable. Most people aren't so fortunate. 430 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:56,233 I know. 431 00:28:56,406 --> 00:28:58,723 You have to respect the disease and respect the treatment. 432 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,900 Okay, I respect the disease. If I could get the... 433 00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:03,611 Zeldox, respidol, zaproxin and the abopripoxol. 434 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,080 Alright. 435 00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:16,213 But I wanna see you in 3 weeks. 436 00:29:17,345 --> 00:29:18,421 Thank you. 437 00:29:19,095 --> 00:29:22,423 Maybe if you don't want your client in the celebrity's big asses piece, 438 00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:25,760 she should stop her twice daily trips to KFC. 439 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:29,773 Or stop calling herself a celebrity. Bye! 440 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,431 - Good morning, sunshine! - I'm late for a meeting. 441 00:29:32,567 --> 00:29:34,642 This won't take long. Gib asked me to take a look at 442 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:37,023 some sales spending ratios and 443 00:29:37,238 --> 00:29:40,031 someone needs a little intervention. 444 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,901 Since when do you have anything to do with editorial budget? 445 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,990 Since the owner of the company asked me to. 446 00:29:45,247 --> 00:29:46,992 I forgot: Gibson's little warrior. 447 00:29:47,457 --> 00:29:49,912 How is the view from deep inside his ass? 448 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,870 Maybe you should remember who hired you. 449 00:29:53,915 --> 00:29:55,580 You just wanted to screw me. 450 00:29:55,755 --> 00:29:58,390 Oh, yes, that's right, baby, the whole world was out to screw you. 451 00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,632 - One way or another. - I hired you 452 00:30:00,847 --> 00:30:03,132 'cause you were the one editor out there 453 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,232 that was supposed to run 2 magazines at the same time 454 00:30:05,268 --> 00:30:07,521 and make twice as successful as they were under 2 editors. 455 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,112 Well, if you want me to run 2 magazines 456 00:30:09,268 --> 00:30:11,270 then give me the freedom to run 2 magazines. 457 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,852 You're overspending! 458 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,772 I'm busting my ass to make these magazines work. 459 00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:23,531 It's amazing how naked ambition makes a person completely transparent. 460 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:24,742 Really? 461 00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:26,030 What do you see? 462 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,701 You want my job. 463 00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:30,412 I would kill myself if I had your job. 464 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:31,740 I like to get dirty. 465 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:40,712 Don... 466 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,553 - Donny. - Hey, dickweed. 467 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,341 - Don. - I can read your thoughts. 468 00:30:47,436 --> 00:30:49,143 ***, Donny. 469 00:30:49,395 --> 00:30:50,930 That's right some acid. 470 00:30:51,358 --> 00:30:55,141 - Hey, Donny, little dick. - No, I am not, I'm average. 471 00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:57,562 Hold your thoughts, you're being monitored. 472 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,651 No! 473 00:31:00,406 --> 00:31:01,982 I love you, Donny. 474 00:31:04,785 --> 00:31:07,493 I love you, Donny. Kiss me. 475 00:31:07,786 --> 00:31:09,662 No, not here. 476 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,412 I'll scream. I'll scream. Donny, kiss me. 477 00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:14,411 - No, no, no. - Just kiss me. 478 00:31:21,635 --> 00:31:22,922 Can I help you? 479 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:26,630 I need the Zeldox, respidol, zaproxin and the abopripoxol. 480 00:31:26,806 --> 00:31:27,933 Okay, um... 481 00:31:28,057 --> 00:31:30,430 - It will be about 45 minutes. - Okay. 482 00:31:32,438 --> 00:31:33,311 No! 483 00:31:33,978 --> 00:31:35,221 I'm sorry? 484 00:31:35,357 --> 00:31:37,272 Back away, Don! Run away! 485 00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:41,402 Run away! Run away, Don! 486 00:32:39,256 --> 00:32:41,833 - I think babies are beautiful. - Shut up! 487 00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,381 I'm totally cool just being the baby daddy. 488 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:48,633 I'm not! I slept with you once, Jeff! 489 00:32:49,055 --> 00:32:51,881 So? I sleep with a lot of people once. 490 00:32:52,308 --> 00:32:54,513 Right. That's my point. 491 00:32:56,356 --> 00:32:58,893 So, say, someone else is the baby daddy. 492 00:32:59,068 --> 00:33:00,933 Why are you saying it like that for? 493 00:33:01,525 --> 00:33:04,313 - Like what? - Like you're P. Diddy or something. 494 00:33:04,485 --> 00:33:05,862 God, I can not believe 495 00:33:06,115 --> 00:33:08,111 I ever threw you a bang. 496 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,441 Ew! 497 00:33:11,618 --> 00:33:14,241 My publicist told me Dirt magazine already knows that 498 00:33:14,496 --> 00:33:17,950 you're the baby's daddy because that whore Julia Mallory told them. 499 00:33:18,168 --> 00:33:20,162 I hear you, baby. I totally hear you. 500 00:33:20,377 --> 00:33:23,831 - You hear me? - Loud and clear, major tongue. 501 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,331 Oh my God! 502 00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:30,341 Look, whatever is going on, 503 00:33:30,515 --> 00:33:34,431 you gotta take it easy and not get all tweaked. 504 00:33:42,858 --> 00:33:45,402 "She's having his baby!" 505 00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:52,031 She thinks I told Dirt. 506 00:33:52,615 --> 00:33:54,572 She thinks I told the magazine. 507 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,703 She says she's never gonna talk to me again. 508 00:34:01,797 --> 00:34:04,832 I would never do that, you know I wouldn't. 509 00:34:07,508 --> 00:34:09,550 Kira has nobody. 510 00:34:11,847 --> 00:34:14,720 Oh God! I'm so lucky I have you. 511 00:34:33,616 --> 00:34:34,361 Hi. 512 00:34:35,998 --> 00:34:38,992 Just take whatever you want, alright? 513 00:34:39,497 --> 00:34:42,292 - Don't hurt me! - It's cute. 514 00:34:43,455 --> 00:34:45,330 You know, we're closed but 515 00:34:45,466 --> 00:34:49,002 you want a drink or just a wall sock to charge your stungun? 516 00:34:49,218 --> 00:34:51,130 You really didn't know who I was, did you? 517 00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:52,541 I still don't know who you are. 518 00:34:52,677 --> 00:34:55,261 Who the hell are you and why is it such a goddamn big deal? 519 00:34:55,517 --> 00:34:56,723 Anyway, I'm sorry. 520 00:34:57,348 --> 00:34:58,301 There it is. 521 00:34:59,516 --> 00:35:02,512 Doesn't happen often. But I am. 522 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:05,060 Or even like "I'm sorry that I tazered your nutsack 523 00:35:05,098 --> 00:35:07,412 just when you let down your guard with a woman for the first time 524 00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:09,061 since your ex cheated on you." 525 00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:10,313 For example. 526 00:35:10,697 --> 00:35:12,481 Wow! That's rough. 527 00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:14,902 Okay, I'm really sorry. 528 00:35:15,157 --> 00:35:17,113 See... It's pretty nice. 529 00:35:17,287 --> 00:35:18,742 Getting the hang of it. 530 00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:27,413 If you wanna give it another try... 531 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,171 I promise, no weapons this time. 532 00:35:37,977 --> 00:35:40,512 Yep, here it is. This is it. 533 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:43,810 Look, look. 534 00:35:45,728 --> 00:35:50,481 Hey, look at this: 535 00:35:50,947 --> 00:35:53,071 "Wagging tongues in the rumor mill 536 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:56,152 say Holt has several big movie deals in the works." 537 00:35:56,327 --> 00:35:58,243 I wish they'd let me know about 'em. 538 00:35:58,455 --> 00:35:59,572 No, no, it doesn't matter. 539 00:35:59,787 --> 00:36:01,741 If they say you're hot, you'll be hot. 540 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:04,493 If you say so. 541 00:36:05,546 --> 00:36:07,961 Babe, I am so proud of you. 542 00:36:18,808 --> 00:36:19,843 Hello. 543 00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:21,760 Bullshit! Who is this? 544 00:36:22,975 --> 00:36:25,561 Oh... Mr. Fincher. 545 00:36:26,188 --> 00:36:28,143 David, right. 546 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:31,770 Yeah, it was just a puff piece but... 547 00:36:31,986 --> 00:36:33,523 Oh, thank you. 548 00:36:34,157 --> 00:36:36,820 To be in your movie? 549 00:36:37,036 --> 00:36:39,650 Are you kidding? Of course. 550 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,201 Kira Klay? 551 00:36:42,788 --> 00:36:45,241 No, I didn't know she was gonna do it. 552 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:49,332 And Clooney. That's awesome! 553 00:36:50,415 --> 00:36:53,213 Thanks. No, thank you. Thank you. 554 00:36:53,798 --> 00:36:56,840 Listen, I'm gonna work my ass off on this part. 555 00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:58,760 I'm gonna work my ass off. 556 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:01,131 Thank you. Thank you. 557 00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:42,761 Wait, hold on. 558 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:44,892 Hello? 559 00:37:46,977 --> 00:37:47,852 What? 560 00:37:49,648 --> 00:37:50,681 What? 561 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,101 Slow down. 562 00:37:54,986 --> 00:37:55,480 Okay. 563 00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:58,733 Okay, thank you. 564 00:38:00,367 --> 00:38:04,613 It's Kira. She ODed. 565 00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:28,303 Hey, Don. 566 00:38:30,145 --> 00:38:31,560 What are you doing? 567 00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:34,181 I like the little fuigy rolls. 568 00:38:35,316 --> 00:38:36,771 Well, you have money. 569 00:38:37,158 --> 00:38:39,403 Why don't you just buy some little fudugy rolls? 570 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,192 I like them from here. 571 00:38:43,365 --> 00:38:46,450 - You're feeling better? - Much better. The voices... 572 00:38:46,997 --> 00:38:48,781 - Much better. - Okay. 573 00:38:49,165 --> 00:38:52,122 - Thank you, Lucy. - You're a great photographer, Don. 574 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:54,161 You don't owe me anything. 575 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:04,671 Good morning, Mr. Fincher. 576 00:39:06,095 --> 00:39:08,013 Can I get something hot to drink? 577 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:10,181 A camomille tea or something. 578 00:39:10,518 --> 00:39:11,930 Thanks. 579 00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:14,933 Good morning, David. 580 00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:18,652 I'm sorry I'm late. 581 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:22,021 I don't know what you know. I don't know what you wanna know. 582 00:39:22,325 --> 00:39:27,651 But I spent most of the morning on the phone with Kira's manager 583 00:39:27,788 --> 00:39:31,161 who informs me that she's had a medical emergency. 584 00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:34,951 And um... will not be joining our film. 585 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:39,540 This is the least of the new bad news. 586 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:45,131 Apparently Mr. Clooney Can't see anybdy else in the role. 587 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:46,762 And... 588 00:39:47,938 --> 00:39:53,013 although I don't know how it's gonna shake out in the next 48 hours, 589 00:39:53,186 --> 00:40:01,103 We're all adults and I think we know how this tends to end up. 590 00:40:02,448 --> 00:40:05,941 Have a bagel and thank you for coming. 591 00:40:24,597 --> 00:40:26,302 You can send them in. 592 00:40:34,185 --> 00:40:35,602 Now what can I do for you 593 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,470 besides receiving your undying gratitude 594 00:40:37,648 --> 00:40:39,693 for the beautiful profile on my magazine? 595 00:40:39,816 --> 00:40:41,851 I'm not gonna give you anymore dirt. 596 00:40:42,157 --> 00:40:45,403 Not about my friends or my enemies. 597 00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:47,400 Kira's in the hospital because I told... 598 00:40:47,538 --> 00:40:50,111 Kira's in the hospital because she's a drug addict. 599 00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,291 - The point is that you people... - Okay, first of all, 600 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:54,031 you're welcome for the profile. 601 00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:57,121 Plus the 3 other tidbits which we manage to place 602 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,872 which any publicist would sacrifice a left nut for. 603 00:41:00,086 --> 00:41:01,871 Secondly, you're now a source. 604 00:41:02,176 --> 00:41:04,540 I think we"re gonna do wonderful things together. 605 00:41:04,717 --> 00:41:07,630 Me, you and Don here. 606 00:41:07,845 --> 00:41:09,383 I like this office. 607 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,631 I'm not gonna help you anymore. 608 00:41:13,725 --> 00:41:15,971 - Oh, poor Julia! - No. 609 00:41:16,186 --> 00:41:18,180 Don't... Don't even go there. 610 00:41:18,316 --> 00:41:20,270 When she finds out about your betrayal... 611 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,481 think about it, poor Julia! 612 00:41:22,526 --> 00:41:24,560 I know how much she adores you. 613 00:41:24,697 --> 00:41:27,651 Julia will understand or she won't. I don't care. 614 00:41:27,907 --> 00:41:30,532 I love her and she loves me. 615 00:41:30,658 --> 00:41:33,030 - That's brave. - Screw you! 616 00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:36,622 Hey, Holt. I think you need to see something. 617 00:41:36,746 --> 00:41:37,622 What? 618 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:49,300 You know what we love here at Dirt and Now? 619 00:41:49,518 --> 00:41:50,963 Homemade porn. 620 00:41:51,265 --> 00:41:53,221 So? What's it got to do with me? 621 00:41:53,638 --> 00:41:55,051 Have a seat. 622 00:42:00,645 --> 00:42:05,101 - I'm so wasted. - I love this feeling. 623 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:17,572 - Don't kiss my eyes, Johnny. - It's okay. 624 00:42:20,048 --> 00:42:21,541 Let's take this off. 625 00:42:23,336 --> 00:42:25,712 I'm not sure I wanna do this. 626 00:42:25,878 --> 00:42:27,171 Sure you do. 627 00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:36,090 So beautiful. 628 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,183 Oh, Johnny. 629 00:42:52,115 --> 00:42:53,361 You like that? 630 00:42:53,865 --> 00:42:54,532 Yeah. 631 00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:16,050 I honestly would rather not leak this. 632 00:43:18,057 --> 00:43:20,472 I'm an actor, that's all I ever wanted to do. 633 00:43:20,646 --> 00:43:24,433 No, you wanted to be famous. There's a big difference. 634 00:43:26,107 --> 00:43:28,350 You can give your dirt to Don, whenever. 635 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:30,362 Just make sure it comes in regularly. 636 00:43:30,487 --> 00:43:31,362 Lucy... 637 00:43:34,657 --> 00:43:36,613 Have you ever actually loved anybody? 638 00:43:39,455 --> 00:43:40,323 Huh? 639 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:42,910 No. 640 00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:45,701 You got no one. 641 00:43:46,507 --> 00:43:47,543 It's obvious. 642 00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:52,592 You got nothing. And no one. 643 00:44:05,606 --> 00:44:06,730 Don, you can go. 644 00:44:06,985 --> 00:44:08,273 - Hmm? - Go. 645 00:44:30,677 --> 00:44:31,333 Hey! 646 00:44:34,928 --> 00:44:36,761 Paparazzi piece of shit! 647 00:44:40,058 --> 00:44:42,392 It's okay, Tristan. It's... 648 00:44:45,606 --> 00:44:48,981 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 649 00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:10,253 Hey! Don't! Don't! 650 00:45:13,635 --> 00:45:14,962 Daniel, come around here. 651 00:45:15,176 --> 00:45:16,593 Hey, man, you care to read? 652 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:17,841 Private property. 653 00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:26,181 - What's that? - It's business. 654 00:45:26,606 --> 00:45:28,563 Well, aren't I a part of the business? 655 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,020 I said it's just business. 656 00:45:32,568 --> 00:45:35,192 Hey, let's go inside. Come on, let's go. 657 00:45:52,087 --> 00:45:53,960 You know I can't smoke this? 658 00:45:57,387 --> 00:45:58,303 Why? 659 00:45:58,468 --> 00:46:00,511 'Cause it makes me too horny. 660 00:46:51,018 --> 00:46:52,603 You like that? 661 00:46:52,815 --> 00:46:53,641 Yes. 662 00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:32,262 Hello. 663 00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:36,482 Oh, hey, Mr. Fincher. 664 00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:41,322 Dave, right. Yeah. 665 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,153 Yeah? 666 00:47:46,657 --> 00:47:47,741 Really? 667 00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:50,070 That's great news. 668 00:47:51,746 --> 00:47:53,990 No, I haven't booked anything else. 669 00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,621 What? are you kidding? Of course I do. 670 00:47:59,217 --> 00:48:02,292 I can't believe Jennifer signed on to do the part. 671 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,800 Okay. Yeah, I'll be there. 672 00:48:08,097 --> 00:48:09,683 - That's great. - Than you. 673 00:48:12,268 --> 00:48:15,561 Yeah. Yeah, I heard about what happened to Kira. 674 00:48:18,066 --> 00:48:19,980 Wait, what? 675 00:48:20,947 --> 00:48:21,770 When? 676 00:48:24,326 --> 00:48:27,441 Yeah, she was a really good person. 677 00:48:28,955 --> 00:48:31,663 Right. At the memorial. 678 00:48:32,957 --> 00:48:34,281 What happened? 679 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,330 Kira's dead. 680 00:48:41,546 --> 00:48:42,712 She had a brain bleed. 681 00:48:44,218 --> 00:48:45,342 Oh my God. 682 00:48:47,556 --> 00:48:48,921 The movie's back on. 683 00:48:50,766 --> 00:48:52,513 And I still have the part. 684 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:56,933 Slow down the car! 685 00:49:04,026 --> 00:49:06,282 What are you doing? Slow down! 686 00:49:06,576 --> 00:49:07,823 Talk to me. 687 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:15,371 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 688 00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:18,872 Pull the car over. Oh my God! 689 00:49:20,415 --> 00:49:22,041 Oh my God! Oh my God! 690 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:27,132 What are you doing? Pull down the car! 691 00:49:27,258 --> 00:49:29,263 Stop it! Please stop the car. 692 00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:32,683 Stop it! 693 00:49:34,147 --> 00:49:36,602 Oh my God! Stop it! 694 00:49:38,477 --> 00:49:42,143 Oh my God! 695 00:50:29,158 --> 00:50:30,441 Come on! 696 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:35,821 Come here. 697 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,822 We're gonna get you out of here. 698 00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:39,661 Come on! 699 00:50:41,256 --> 00:50:42,413 Come on! 700 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,290 Come on! Julia, talk to me. 701 00:50:52,427 --> 00:50:53,470 Hang in there. 702 00:51:32,966 --> 00:51:33,761 Don? 703 00:51:35,227 --> 00:51:40,553 - He's dead, Lucy. We killed him. - No, Don, No. Holt is okay. 704 00:51:40,725 --> 00:51:43,521 - It's Kira. - Tristan. Tristan is dead. 705 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:45,431 Who's Tristan? 706 00:51:45,937 --> 00:51:47,390 Tristan, my cat. 707 00:51:48,818 --> 00:51:54,153 - Oh, the cat. Jesus, Don! - My best friend and we killed him. 708 00:51:54,368 --> 00:51:55,861 We? What are you talking about? 709 00:51:56,117 --> 00:51:58,282 All the stuff we did. All the bad things. 710 00:51:58,827 --> 00:52:03,493 No, Don, no. Tristan had cancer, remember? 711 00:52:03,706 --> 00:52:06,080 - We didn't kill him. - We did. 712 00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:07,871 - No, Don. - We did. 713 00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:11,462 No, Don. No, we didn't kill him. 714 00:53:32,547 --> 00:53:33,581 I love you, Don. 715 00:53:55,548 --> 00:53:59,783 Transcript and synch: Travis www.forom.com