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Previously on Awkward...
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I'm your friend.
We had an accidental kiss
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that even you said
was a mistake
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because you have a girlfriend.
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I'm so glad
I wrote you that letter.
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You're dead to me,
Jenna Hamilton.
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I don't want to be friends.
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I want to be more.
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The weekly hump day
of high school
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was usually a day
without fanfare,
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and yet, I couldn't shake
the gnarly feeling in my gut,
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and on first intuit,
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I was convinced Amanda Tankersly
was having another seizure.
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Fight! Fight! Fight...
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Or there was a fight.
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Fight! Fight! Fight...
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For two weeks,
Tamara had tortured me
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with her silence.
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And if she didn't break
the silence soon,
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I was starting to doubt that
we'd ever be friends again.
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Jenna? Jenna?
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Why would you kiss
Jenna Hamilton?
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There's the bitch!
Sic her!
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No. Lis, look,
it's not her fault.
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She didn't do anything wrong.
Aah!
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Watching an emotional
train wreck was awesome...
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Unless you're the one
getting hit.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, party's over, people!
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Palos hills has zero tolerance
for violence.
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Zero is a bruise's hero.
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Blondies, come with me.
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Not you, Rebecca.
God!
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They're calling it "the slap
heard across the quad."
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- It already has a name?
- Yes.
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But it totally needs a rewrite.
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It should have been called
"the smack attack."
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- Which it was.
- No joke.
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You've gotta tell me,
what was numbnuts saying
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before she knocked you back?
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I think she was
speaking in tongues.
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I think she was
speaking in tongues.
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She is so jacked up on Jesus!
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We're not.
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It was a friendship
drive-by.
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This is Lissa's
circle of trust, okay?
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And this...Is you.
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What we need to do is get you
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back into Lissa's circle.
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I will be a neutral listener
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to help guide you
in the right direction.
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Feel free to open up.
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I'll be completely objective.
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I trusted you. You said
you would never lie to me,
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and now you've humiliated me
in front of the entire school!
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- I didn't lie to you.
- Oh, liar.
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No, I...
I told you the truth
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it's just...
it took me a while
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to figure out
how to tell you.
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Sometimes men feel like
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if they tell you about
the cheating, it makes it okay.
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It doesn't.
It's selfish.
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And doing it publicly
was really douchey.
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And now,
everyone probably thinks
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I'm unstable.
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Honey, that probably
has more to do
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with your twitchy eye
than your outburst,
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what?
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Lis, I'm...Sorry.
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And I feel horrible?
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And I never meant
to kiss Jenna.
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It was an impulsive mistake.
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And if you want to break up,
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I mean, I'll totally understand.
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I don't want to break up.
Do you want to break up?
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Well, as long as
we're being honest here...
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Do you?
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No.
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Oh, good.
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Owning up to being a manwhore
is not an easy task.
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Now we need
to make things right. Lissa,
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what can Jake do to get back
into your circle of trust?
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He can give me...
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Everything I want.
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I am good at being Switzerland.
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I'm not good
at being Switzerland!
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Chinese people can't digest
cheese and chocolate.
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And the only thing we're
neutral about is child labor.
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I don't want to
put you in the middle either,
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but Tamara only talks to me
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after I've been
physically assaulted.
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- Do you want me to hit you?
- No.
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Can't you guys
get over it already?
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You kissed her crush.
She wrote the heinous letter.
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The way I see it, you're even.
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I just need you to bring her
to the sanctuary.
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- How am I supposed to do that?
- Lie.
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I'll try,
but I'm not good at it.
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Hey, home wrecker!
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Did I cross the line?
No.
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The line is across my cheek.
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You can probably still see it.
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So were you ever gonna tell me
you kissed my best friend?
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I didn't kiss Jake.
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He practically
walked into my face.
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How 'bout I walk into it?
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I think my face has had
more than enough action
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for one day.
That's too bad,
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'cause I was hoping
we could hook up tonight.
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For the record, hooking up
involves my face.
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I meant,
do you want to get together?
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- Clothes on or off?
- Optional.
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But you should probably
wear something to start.
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Kind of hard to
take you out to dinner
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with your boobs hanging low.
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My boobs don't hang low.
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Oh, I know.
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Unfortunately,
so does everyone else.
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- So, dinner?
- Yeah.
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Are you asking me out?
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Are you always this difficult?
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I don't know.
Ask Jake.
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Okay, Jenna...
Will you go out with me?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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I'll text you later.
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I couldn't wait to share
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the exciting development
in my love life...
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With myself.
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The fate of my friendship
rested in Ming's hands.
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And needless to say,
I was worried.
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Where is it?
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"For a sex touch"?
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What the hell
is a sex touch?
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Ming, that's your handwriting!
Why would you write this?
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And more importantly,
why would you show me?
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I...Uh...
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Jenna!
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I asked her to bring you here.
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I'm sorry I kissed
Ricky Schwartz,
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but it wasn't my fault...
I was drugged.
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And I'm pretty sure he was
the one who kissed me first.
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- I'm not ready to forgive you.
- Why?
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I always forgive you,
and for much worse things.
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Oh, like what?
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Like the carefrontation.
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I didn't write the letter...
But I know who did.
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No-carb chocolate,
with gummi bears on the side.
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- Are the gummies sugar free?
- Of course.
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But don't eat too many.
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The lady
behind the counter said
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they're basically
candy laxatives.
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- I know.
- Those are not carb-free.
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It's not carb-free?
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You want me to get you
another one?
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No.
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Dude, I think you left
your nads back in the car.
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Nope, she's got 'em.
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It was either drive
all the way to yummy yogurt
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or go to church this weekend.
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Why would you tell her
about the kiss?
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I'm not good at
keeping secrets.
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But why does everybody
have to know everything?
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Because [Bleep] Gets out,
then there's drama.
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Rosati, you sound like a girl.
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She's right.
This isn't carb-free.
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Why did you say you
wrote the letter if you didn't?
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I was hurt.
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And you know I have
a low tolerance for pain.
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Can you forgive me?
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Now that we're being honest,
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I think Matty wrote the letter.
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Is this another slap, or do you
have a point?
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The facts are on the ground.
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Did you or did you not
receive the letter
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the last day of summer camp...
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the day ne voted your hymen
off the island?
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And isn't it a fact that he
continues to hump you in hiding?
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That's not a fact.
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Well, whatever.
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He still kissed another girl
in front of you.
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He apologized for that,
sort of.
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I have no further questions.
He's Anne Frank-ing you.
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There's no way.
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You're in too deep.
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You're blinded
my his hair product.
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As your friend who will never
ever lie to you ever again,
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I' am telling you,
it's obvi.
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He's grooming you in private
so he can take you public.
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Well, he must think I'm ready,
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because we're going out tonight,
in public.
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An hour drive didn't seem
very public.
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Maybe he was
Anne Frank-ing me.
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While Tamara made
a good case
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with her Law & Order
logic,
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I just couldn't
wrap my mind around
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Matty writing the letter.
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He was a remedial speller,
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and that was proof enough
for me to exonerate him.
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Look at, I hate to be
a buzz kill,
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but you guys have to bail.
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Matty is gonna be here
any minute.
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Aha!
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I knew she taped it
back together. Exhibit "a."
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"Number three. The only people
more pathetic than you"
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are your friends.
Drop the dead weight.
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It's one thing
for him to dis you,
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but how can you let him dis us?
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Crap. You guys cannot
leave this room.
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You can Nancy drew this
another time.
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If you're so sure
he didn't write the letter,
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- why can't we just say hi?
- Yeah.
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Are you afraid he'll think
your friends are pathetic?
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You are pathetic for trying
to ruin my first date.
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She makes a good point.
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Fine. But don't come looking
for this shoulder to cry on
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when the truth is revealed!
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Mine will be available.
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Stay!
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Such a fat little baby.
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She was even bigger
than the ponies at the farm.
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They wouldn't let her ride them
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because it wasn't safe
for the horses.
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They were miniature horses.
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Mom, don't you have
somewhere to be?
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Yes. I'm meeting your father
at the annual fundraiser
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for narcolepsy.
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Every year,
it's the same thing...
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a whole lot of booze,
a whole lot of boring.
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At least they can
sleep through it.
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Mom, it's a serious disorder.
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No, it's not.
It's a gift.
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Those people get so sleep
through the night without pills.
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Have a good night.
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Watch your foot.
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♪ Hugging, kissing, always missing, ♪
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♪ you is worth the dissing ♪
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♪ how we gonna be the bluest star? ♪
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- I'm excited.
- He was excited...
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And nervous.
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That was sweet.
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He was sweet.
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Whatever miniscule doubt
that was lingering
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in the far recesses of my brain
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was now obsolete.
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We had chemistry,
we had excitement,
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we had...
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Been in the car
for over an hour.
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Are we lost?
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No, we're just
going somewhere special.
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It is worth the drive.
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Suddenly, I was thinking
of tomorrow...And Anne Frank.
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And that sign
at the Mexican border
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of people escaping
under the dark of night...
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Was Matty trying to hide me?
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And if not, where the hell
was he taking me?
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00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,137
Reseda?
Where the eff was reseda?
257
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,493
- Hey.
- Matty, am I crazy,
258
00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,685
or is Jake pretty tight
with Samantha Olson?
259
00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:05,772
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
260
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,100
Matty says they talk
all the time.
261
00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:08,775
I don't care how many
fro-yos he buys you,
262
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,652
Jake can't be trusted.
263
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,207
Look at all the girls
he's friends with.
264
00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:15,740
He's class president,
and I have faith in him.
265
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,159
- I know he's learned his lesson.
- Really?
266
00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:21,829
Then why didn't he de-friend
the crazy bitch?
267
00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:24,617
I never asked him
to defriend her.
268
00:10:24,619 --> 00:10:26,167
God would want me
to overlook this.
269
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,710
That's interesting.
270
00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:29,754
- What is?
- You and God.
271
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,006
Isn't he supposed to be
all-knowing and kind?
272
00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:33,216
He is.
273
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,009
Then why would he let Jenna
kiss your boyfriend?
274
00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:38,012
You should stop listening to him
and listen to me.
275
00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:42,337
Remember, God sold out
his only son to die on a stick.
276
00:10:42,339 --> 00:10:46,479
Okay...
What would you do?
277
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,043
They only way you can
be with Jake
278
00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:50,942
is if you have insurance.
279
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,569
Write this down.
Number one,
280
00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:56,030
he needs to de-friend her,
like, yesterday.
281
00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:59,053
Number two, you need
all of his passwords.
282
00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:00,555
Email, phone, et cetera.
283
00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:03,079
We need to be able
to creep on him at all times.
284
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:07,500
Number three, he can never
speak to her again.
285
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,003
On second thought,
286
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,964
let's write down what Jake
needs to say to Jenna.
287
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,068
I know the opening.
288
00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:18,761
"Jenna, you're a skitch."
A skanky bitch.
289
00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:21,306
Don't pretend like
you coined it. I did.
290
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,778
But I think we need
to build to that.
291
00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:32,085
♪ ♪
292
00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:35,522
Special? The restaurant was
a hole in the wall.
293
00:11:35,524 --> 00:11:37,424
Isn't it nice?
294
00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:38,692
Yeah.
295
00:11:38,694 --> 00:11:42,530
Nice...And secluded.
296
00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:45,133
Guess we won't run
into anyone here.
297
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,705
- Hey, doll.
- Hey.
298
00:11:50,707 --> 00:11:52,607
- Good to see you again.
- You too.
299
00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:54,130
It hit me.
300
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,445
This was where he took
all his reject dates.
301
00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:59,614
The ones he couldn't
take out in public.
302
00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:02,221
The girl with the lazy eye,
the girl with chest hair,
303
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:05,353
and the girl who tried
to kill herself.
304
00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:10,438
But we didn't order.
305
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,405
When I made the reservation,
I ordered in advance.
306
00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,474
Here, try this.
307
00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:20,156
I was being force-fed
and hidden in reseda.
308
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,908
I felt cheap,
309
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,381
like the lattice
he was hiding me behind.
310
00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:25,049
Tamara was right.
311
00:12:25,051 --> 00:12:27,038
I was too blind
to see it before,
312
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,387
but under the glow
of tacky twinkle lights,
313
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,583
I was seeing clearly.
314
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,251
Are you okay?
You seem upset.
315
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:35,713
It's kind of obvious,
don't you think?
316
00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:36,829
The long drive out here,
317
00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,549
the secret little corner table,
318
00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:40,259
Matty, my boy!
319
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:44,055
Hey!
320
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,474
He told me he was bringing
someone special.
321
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,600
- Jenna.
- Jenna,
322
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,519
Matty has never
brought a girl here before.
323
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:53,213
And in honor
of this occasion...
324
00:12:53,215 --> 00:12:54,816
- Don't tell your mom.
- Right.
325
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,402
Thanks, Uncle pat.
326
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,697
Huh...Sorry about
all the attention.
327
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:06,091
I've never done this whole
date thing before...
328
00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:09,761
And I just wanted
to make it memorable.
329
00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:11,666
I know I'm rambling.
330
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,626
Hey...
331
00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,572
It's perfect.
332
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:23,678
What do you say we eat fast
and get out of here?
333
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,780
[Pop music
334
00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:33,586
♪ ♪
335
00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,982
Hi!
336
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,775
Didn't I tell you guys
to leave?
337
00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:39,318
Actually, you just said
to wait in your room, so we did.
338
00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,070
We were just
in the middle of a game.
339
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:43,322
You guys should join us.
Matty?
340
00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:44,763
We don't really want
to play a game.
341
00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:45,950
It won't take long.
342
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,411
That is unless you think games
are pathetic.
343
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:52,248
Oh, I'm in.
What are we playing?
344
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,417
The game's called
"what's your dirty secret?"
345
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,502
Okay, everyone write down
their dirty secret
346
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,713
on the piece of paper,
then we'll put them in the bowl
347
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,979
and try to figure out
who wrote each one.
348
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,216
Got it? Good.
349
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,801
I'm not totally following.
350
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,151
It's pretty basic.
351
00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:06,471
You write down something
you haven't told anyone.
352
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,139
Like, say, if you,
I don't know,
353
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,391
wrote a mean, anonymous letter
about a girl you liked.
354
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,268
Something like that.
355
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,443
- Wait...
- No, too late.
356
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,404
Okay...First one.
357
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,539
"My friends embarrass me."
358
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,908
Good one, Hamilton.
We love you too.
359
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:35,333
"My parents think I'm gay."
360
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,628
Oh, definitely not me.
361
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,673
It's the hair and my
extensive sneaker collection.
362
00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:44,383
Mine's gonna be really lame.
363
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:46,219
- We'll be the judge of that.
- Game over.
364
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,721
Oh...
365
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:51,432
"I felt up my grandparents'
special-ed neighbor
366
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:53,476
when I was 11."
367
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,106
She grabbed my hand
and put it on my boob...
368
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:02,068
she put my hand on her boob.
369
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,111
And on that note,
it's time for "ho & tell."
370
00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:05,905
Now, where does special-ed fit
on the time line?
371
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,407
- Put that away now.
- No, wait, wait, wait.
372
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,243
I want to check this out.
373
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:15,581
I had sex with Mrs. Lundgaard
in the fifth grade?
374
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,166
Well, I mean, sure, she's hot.
375
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:18,325
But I mean, I was ten,
376
00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:21,661
and having sex was
technically impossible.
377
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:25,430
Oh, Marie mcgintee.
All right!
378
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,134
Guess I'm a rock star.
379
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,469
Can I ask you something
personal?
380
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:31,222
At this point, do you
really need to ask?
381
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,099
How do you get your hair
to do that?
382
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,851
Enough with the games.
383
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,562
I'm sensing a little
frustration, Rosati.
384
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,855
Really?
385
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,046
You might want to watch
the 'tude.
386
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,615
You're still on thin ice.
387
00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:45,319
Lis, you've been fed,
388
00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:47,154
manicured,
chauffeured around all day.
389
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,531
Can we please just be done?
390
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,825
Don't respond.
You're fragile.
391
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,368
We'll let you know
when you've atoned
392
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,412
after you've atoned.
393
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,540
Babe, it's almost over.
This is the last stop.
394
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,167
Why are we at
Jenna Hamilton's house?
395
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,919
Didn't you say you'd
do anything for me?
396
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:03,296
Yeah.
397
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,549
Take this letter,
knock on Jenna's door,
398
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,925
and read it to her.
399
00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:10,845
You want me to trust you?
Then you have to trust me.
400
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,886
What kind of product
do you use?
401
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:22,157
No, no, no,
it is less about the product,
402
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:24,609
and more about the flip.
403
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,696
So I need some guy advice.
404
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,239
- Hit me.
- There's this guy I like,
405
00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:32,408
and he kissed another girl
in front of me.
406
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,402
She's a really good friend
of mine,
407
00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:35,745
so I totally forgave her
because it wasn't her fault,
408
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,622
because she was basically
roofied.
409
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,582
But do you think he was doing it
to make me jealous?
410
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,251
Don't waste your time.
The guy sounds like a douche.
411
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,086
If he really liked you,
412
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:47,048
then he wouldn't kiss
another girl in front of you.
413
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,883
Did Matty completely forget
that he kissed another girl
414
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,217
in front of me?
415
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:52,720
Or was he trying
to tell me something?
416
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,255
So should I give him
a second chance?
417
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:55,806
I mean, we never DTRed.
418
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,141
"Define the relationship."
419
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,694
Ah.
420
00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:01,296
Didn't he sort of define it
421
00:17:01,298 --> 00:17:03,939
when he kissed that other girl?
422
00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,941
Hmm. I never thought about it
like that.
423
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:09,671
My friends have clearly
fallen under Matty's spell.
424
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:10,905
So how do I get a hotter guy?
425
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,174
As I watched them
Fawn over him,
426
00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:16,535
I started to wonder if I was
as easy to fool as they were.
427
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,112
You've gotta move on
so you can be open
428
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,080
to a more quality guy.
429
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,881
Was his advice the advice
430
00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:24,794
I should be taking myself?
431
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,622
I have to take a picture
of your matching hair.
432
00:17:27,624 --> 00:17:30,132
I am so posting this.
433
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,993
- Wait. Wait a sec. Wait.
- What?
434
00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:32,927
You embarrassed to be seen
with Ming?
435
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,097
No, dork.
Get in here.
436
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,599
♪ The things we do
and the things we let ♪
437
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:41,143
♪ between the tide
and the cigarettes ♪
438
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:44,741
"You're a skitch and a slut"?
439
00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:48,442
♪ Between our lives,
across our lips ♪
440
00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:51,529
What are you doing here?
441
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,739
I, uh...
442
00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:56,742
I wanted to apologize...
In person...
443
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:59,870
For telling Lissa
about the kiss.
444
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:01,747
I never meant for it
to go down that way.
445
00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,757
I still can't believe
she slapped you.
446
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:11,924
I think you're
a really good person, Jenna,
447
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,218
and you've been through enough.
448
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,137
I didn't mean to
drag you into my.
449
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,222
I'm sorry.
450
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,339
Thanks.
451
00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,335
I really appreciate that, Jake.
452
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,645
And the slap wasn't that bad.
453
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,717
I should go.
454
00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:34,029
Sorry to bother you.
455
00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:39,818
Bye.
456
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:47,397
- Hey, who was that?
- Just someone, a friend... thing.
457
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,714
- What have they done to you?
- My pores are clogged.
458
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:54,633
You shouldn't leave me alone with your
friends they're falling in love with me.
459
00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,556
What did she say? Was she crying?
460
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,642
I bet the freak is sharpening
her razor blades right now.
461
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,247
I can't believe you wrote this.
462
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:06,984
But now, I know that I can trust you.
463
00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:09,321
And everything will be better
from here and now.
464
00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:12,067
You're right, it will be.
'Cause we're done.
465
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,705
Now we can get pizza.
I was thinking Mama Joe's.
466
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,489
- Or maybe.
- I don't think you understand.
467
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,491
We are done.
468
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,511
I want nothing to do with you or Sadie,
you two are evil.
469
00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:22,995
Babe, you're overreacting.
470
00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:26,247
- Get out of the car.
- No.
471
00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:28,918
Fine, then I'll leave.
472
00:19:29,674 --> 00:19:31,521
We have to do something.
473
00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:34,632
It's okay, I totally
forgive you for the outburst.
474
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,163
Have a nice walk home.
475
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:41,847
This is not a guard gated community,
we're not safe!
476
00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:47,645
You use me
for my hair tips and then you leave.
477
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,980
We could fire up
another game of dirty little secret.
478
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:51,565
No, that's okay.
479
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:58,305
- I don't think he wrote the letter.
- I'll be right back.
480
00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:12,044
The Matty investigation
was inconclusive.
481
00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:14,008
But if I was a judge,
482
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:26,038
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
483
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,854
I'd throw his case out of court.