1 00:00:00,499 --> 00:00:02,367 Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,268 I'm your friend. We had an accidental kiss 3 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:05,569 that even you said was a mistake 4 00:00:05,571 --> 00:00:07,004 because you have a girlfriend. 5 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:09,172 I'm so glad I wrote you that letter. 6 00:00:09,174 --> 00:00:10,440 You're dead to me, Jenna Hamilton. 7 00:00:10,442 --> 00:00:12,108 I don't want to be friends. 8 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:14,310 I want to be more. 9 00:00:15,006 --> 00:00:18,039 The weekly hump day of high school 10 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:20,041 was usually a day without fanfare, 11 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:22,910 and yet, I couldn't shake the gnarly feeling in my gut, 12 00:00:22,912 --> 00:00:24,612 and on first intuit, 13 00:00:24,614 --> 00:00:27,781 I was convinced Amanda Tankersly was having another seizure. 14 00:00:27,783 --> 00:00:29,717 Students chanting: Fight! Fight! Fight... 15 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,718 Or there was a fight. 16 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:35,622 Students: Fight! Fight! Fight... 17 00:00:35,624 --> 00:00:36,990 For two weeks, Tamara had tortured me 18 00:00:36,992 --> 00:00:38,692 with her silence. 19 00:00:38,694 --> 00:00:40,161 And if she didn't break the silence soon, 20 00:00:40,163 --> 00:00:42,863 I was starting to doubt that we'd ever be friends again. 21 00:00:42,865 --> 00:00:45,533 Jenna? Jenna? 22 00:00:45,535 --> 00:00:48,069 Why would you kiss Jenna Hamilton? 23 00:00:48,071 --> 00:00:50,171 There's the bitch! Sic her! 24 00:00:50,173 --> 00:00:52,373 No. Lis, look, it's not her fault. 25 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:55,343 She didn't do anything wrong. Aah! 26 00:00:55,345 --> 00:01:00,214 Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome... 27 00:01:00,216 --> 00:01:03,084 Unless you're the one getting hit. 28 00:01:03,437 --> 00:01:06,408 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:06,988 --> 00:01:08,856 [Bullhorn siren bursts] 30 00:01:08,858 --> 00:01:10,091 Okay, party's over, people! 31 00:01:10,093 --> 00:01:12,360 Palos hills has zero tolerance for violence. 32 00:01:12,362 --> 00:01:14,862 Zero is a bruise's hero. 33 00:01:14,864 --> 00:01:17,564 Blondies, come with me. 34 00:01:17,566 --> 00:01:19,700 Not you, Rebecca. God! 35 00:01:19,702 --> 00:01:22,758 They're calling it "the slap heard across the quad." 36 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:24,070 - It already has a name? - Yes. 37 00:01:24,072 --> 00:01:25,739 But it totally needs a rewrite. 38 00:01:25,741 --> 00:01:27,274 It should have been called "the smack attack." 39 00:01:27,276 --> 00:01:28,575 - Which it was. - No joke. 40 00:01:28,577 --> 00:01:30,110 You've gotta tell me, what was numbnuts saying 41 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:31,278 before she knocked you back? 42 00:01:32,915 --> 00:01:34,682 She is so jacked up on Jesus! 43 00:01:34,684 --> 00:01:36,550 I'm glad we're friends again. 44 00:01:34,684 --> 00:01:36,550 I'm glad we're friends again. 45 00:01:36,552 --> 00:01:38,085 We're not. 46 00:01:38,087 --> 00:01:41,088 It was a friendship drive-by. 47 00:01:41,090 --> 00:01:44,525 This is Lissa's circle of trust, okay? 48 00:01:44,527 --> 00:01:47,128 And this...Is you. 49 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:49,797 What we need to do is get you 50 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:51,265 back into Lissa's circle. 51 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,434 I will be a neutral listener 52 00:01:53,436 --> 00:01:55,303 to help guide you in the right direction. 53 00:01:55,305 --> 00:01:56,571 Feel free to open up. 54 00:01:56,573 --> 00:01:58,039 I'll be completely objective. 55 00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:00,042 I trusted you. You said you would never lie to me, 56 00:02:00,044 --> 00:02:02,310 and now you've humiliated me in front of the entire school! 57 00:02:02,312 --> 00:02:04,813 - I didn't lie to you. - Oh, liar. 58 00:02:04,815 --> 00:02:06,981 No, I... I told you the truth 59 00:02:06,983 --> 00:02:09,351 it's just... it took me a while 60 00:02:09,353 --> 00:02:11,052 to figure out how to tell you. 61 00:02:11,054 --> 00:02:12,620 Sometimes men feel like 62 00:02:12,622 --> 00:02:15,352 if they tell you about the cheating, it makes it okay. 63 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:17,324 It doesn't. It's selfish. 64 00:02:17,326 --> 00:02:19,292 And doing it publicly was really douchey. 65 00:02:19,294 --> 00:02:21,561 And now, everyone probably thinks 66 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:22,996 I'm unstable. 67 00:02:22,998 --> 00:02:25,732 Honey, that probably has more to do 68 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:26,833 with your twitchy eye than your outburst, 69 00:02:26,835 --> 00:02:29,769 what? 70 00:02:29,771 --> 00:02:33,239 Lis, I'm...Sorry. 71 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:35,909 And I feel horrible? 72 00:02:35,911 --> 00:02:38,459 And I never meant to kiss Jenna. 73 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,413 It was an impulsive mistake. 74 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:42,048 And if you want to break up, 75 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:43,383 I mean, I'll totally understand. 76 00:02:43,385 --> 00:02:45,084 I don't want to break up. Do you want to break up? 77 00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:48,288 Well, as long as we're being honest here... 78 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:51,157 Do you? 79 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:53,326 - [Mouths word] - No. 80 00:02:53,328 --> 00:02:54,628 Oh, good. 81 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:57,097 Owning up to being a manwhore is not an easy task. 82 00:02:57,099 --> 00:03:00,001 Now we need to make things right. Lissa, 83 00:03:00,003 --> 00:03:02,804 what can Jake do to get back into your circle of trust? 84 00:03:02,806 --> 00:03:06,675 He can give me... 85 00:03:06,677 --> 00:03:10,946 Everything I want. 86 00:03:10,948 --> 00:03:13,149 I am good at being Switzerland. 87 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,617 I'm not good at being Switzerland! 88 00:03:15,619 --> 00:03:18,287 Chinese people can't digest cheese and chocolate. 89 00:03:18,289 --> 00:03:20,522 And the only thing we're neutral about is child labor. 90 00:03:20,524 --> 00:03:22,357 I don't want to put you in the middle either, 91 00:03:22,359 --> 00:03:23,725 but Tamara only talks to me 92 00:03:23,727 --> 00:03:25,193 after I've been physically assaulted. 93 00:03:25,195 --> 00:03:28,129 - Do you want me to hit you? - No. 94 00:03:28,131 --> 00:03:30,164 Can't you guys get over it already? 95 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,299 You kissed her crush. She wrote the heinous letter. 96 00:03:32,301 --> 00:03:33,667 The way I see it, you're even. 97 00:03:33,669 --> 00:03:36,469 I just need you to bring her to the sanctuary. 98 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:39,405 - How am I supposed to do that? - Lie. 99 00:03:39,407 --> 00:03:44,576 I'll try, but I'm not good at it. 100 00:03:44,578 --> 00:03:48,012 Hey, home wrecker! 101 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:49,881 Did I cross the line? No. 102 00:03:49,883 --> 00:03:50,882 The line is across my cheek. 103 00:03:50,884 --> 00:03:52,250 You can probably still see it. 104 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:53,951 So were you ever gonna tell me you kissed my best friend? 105 00:03:53,953 --> 00:03:55,219 I didn't kiss Jake. 106 00:03:55,221 --> 00:03:56,721 He practically walked into my face. 107 00:03:56,723 --> 00:03:58,923 - How 'bout I walk into it? - [Chuckles] 108 00:03:58,925 --> 00:04:00,224 I think my face has had more than enough action 109 00:04:00,226 --> 00:04:01,692 for one day. That's too bad, 110 00:04:01,694 --> 00:04:03,928 'cause I was hoping we could hook up tonight. 111 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,064 For the record, hooking up involves my face. 112 00:04:06,066 --> 00:04:08,333 I meant, do you want to get together? 113 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,269 - Clothes on or off? - Optional. 114 00:04:10,271 --> 00:04:12,037 But you should probably wear something to start. 115 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:13,672 Kind of hard to take you out to dinner 116 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:14,674 with your boobs hanging low. 117 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:16,342 My boobs don't hang low. 118 00:04:16,344 --> 00:04:17,744 Oh, I know. 119 00:04:17,746 --> 00:04:20,180 Unfortunately, so does everyone else. 120 00:04:20,182 --> 00:04:22,817 - So, dinner? - Yeah. 121 00:04:22,819 --> 00:04:25,052 Are you asking me out? 122 00:04:25,054 --> 00:04:27,221 Are you always this difficult? 123 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:28,922 I don't know. Ask Jake. 124 00:04:28,924 --> 00:04:33,726 Okay, Jenna... Will you go out with me? 125 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:35,929 I thought you'd never ask. 126 00:04:35,931 --> 00:04:40,799 I'll text you later. 127 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:42,368 I couldn't wait to share 128 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:45,604 the exciting development in my love life... 129 00:04:45,606 --> 00:04:47,472 With myself. 130 00:04:47,474 --> 00:04:50,209 The fate of my friendship rested in Ming's hands. 131 00:04:50,211 --> 00:04:52,244 And needless to say, I was worried. 132 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:55,548 Where is it? 133 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:57,984 "For a sex touch"? 134 00:04:57,986 --> 00:05:00,887 What the hell is a sex touch? 135 00:05:00,889 --> 00:05:03,790 Ming, that's your handwriting! Why would you write this? 136 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,291 And more importantly, why would you show me? 137 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:08,160 I...Uh... 138 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:09,161 Jenna! 139 00:05:09,163 --> 00:05:10,963 I asked her to bring you here. 140 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:12,464 I'm sorry I kissed Ricky Schwartz, 141 00:05:12,466 --> 00:05:14,232 but it wasn't my fault... I was drugged. 142 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:15,967 And I'm pretty sure he was the one who kissed me first. 143 00:05:15,969 --> 00:05:17,435 - I'm not ready to forgive you. - Why? 144 00:05:17,437 --> 00:05:19,737 I always forgive you, and for much worse things. 145 00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:20,772 Oh, like what? 146 00:05:20,774 --> 00:05:22,907 Like the carefrontation. 147 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:27,244 I didn't write the letter... But I know who did. 148 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:31,315 [School bell rings] 149 00:05:31,317 --> 00:05:34,652 No-carb chocolate, with gummi bears on the side. 150 00:05:34,654 --> 00:05:36,587 - Are the gummies sugar free? - Of course. 151 00:05:36,589 --> 00:05:37,689 But don't eat too many. 152 00:05:37,691 --> 00:05:38,990 The lady behind the counter said 153 00:05:38,992 --> 00:05:40,125 they're basically candy laxatives. 154 00:05:40,127 --> 00:05:42,261 - I know. - Those are not carb-free. 155 00:05:42,263 --> 00:05:43,996 It's not carb-free? 156 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:45,664 You want me to get you another one? 157 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:47,667 No. 158 00:05:50,804 --> 00:05:53,139 Dude, I think you left your nads back in the car. 159 00:05:53,141 --> 00:05:54,440 Nope, she's got 'em. 160 00:05:54,442 --> 00:05:55,708 It was either drive all the way to yummy yogurt 161 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:56,843 or go to church this weekend. 162 00:05:56,845 --> 00:05:58,211 Why would you tell her about the kiss? 163 00:05:58,213 --> 00:05:59,679 I'm not good at keeping secrets. 164 00:05:59,681 --> 00:06:01,948 But why does everybody have to know everything? 165 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:03,850 Because [Bleep] Gets out, then there's drama. 166 00:06:03,852 --> 00:06:05,685 Rosati, you sound like a girl. 167 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:09,022 She's right. This isn't carb-free. 168 00:06:09,024 --> 00:06:10,524 Why did you say you wrote the letter if you didn't? 169 00:06:10,526 --> 00:06:11,759 I was hurt. 170 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:15,063 And you know I have a low tolerance for pain. 171 00:06:15,065 --> 00:06:16,398 Can you forgive me? 172 00:06:26,476 --> 00:06:29,044 Now that we're being honest, 173 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,512 I think Matty wrote the letter. 174 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:33,415 Is this another slap, or do you have a point? 175 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:34,715 The facts are on the ground. 176 00:06:34,717 --> 00:06:36,317 Did you or did you not receive the letter 177 00:06:36,319 --> 00:06:38,085 the last day of summer camp... 178 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,820 the day ne voted your hymen off the island? 179 00:06:39,822 --> 00:06:46,160 And isn't it a fact that he continues to hump you in hiding? 180 00:06:46,162 --> 00:06:47,495 That's not a fact. 181 00:06:47,497 --> 00:06:48,629 Well, whatever. 182 00:06:48,631 --> 00:06:51,265 He still kissed another girl in front of you. 183 00:06:51,267 --> 00:06:53,400 He apologized for that, sort of. 184 00:06:53,402 --> 00:06:56,003 I have no further questions. He's Anne Frank-ing you. 185 00:06:56,005 --> 00:06:57,238 There's no way. 186 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,573 You're in too deep. 187 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:00,274 You're blinded my his hair product. 188 00:07:00,276 --> 00:07:03,645 As your friend who will never ever lie to you ever again, 189 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:05,112 I' am telling you, it's obvi. 190 00:07:05,114 --> 00:07:08,349 He's grooming you in private so he can take you public. 191 00:07:08,351 --> 00:07:11,351 Well, he must think I'm ready, 192 00:07:11,353 --> 00:07:16,256 because we're going out tonight, in public. 193 00:07:16,258 --> 00:07:18,024 [Cell phone chimes] 194 00:07:18,026 --> 00:07:20,893 An hour drive didn't seem very public. 195 00:07:20,895 --> 00:07:23,619 Maybe he was Anne Frank-ing me. 196 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,598 {pub}While Tamara made a good case 197 00:07:25,723 --> 00:07:27,436 with her Law & Order logic, 198 00:07:27,438 --> 00:07:29,004 I just couldn't wrap my mind around 199 00:07:29,006 --> 00:07:30,325 Matty writing the letter. 200 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,842 He was a remedial speller, 201 00:07:32,844 --> 00:07:34,944 and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him. 202 00:07:34,946 --> 00:07:36,331 [Doorbell rings] 203 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,788 Look at, I hate to be a buzz kill, 204 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:45,840 but you guys have to bail. 205 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:47,592 Matty is gonna be here any minute. 206 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,860 Aha! 207 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:52,263 I knew she taped it back together. Exhibit "a." 208 00:07:52,429 --> 00:07:55,866 "Number three. The only people more pathetic than you" 209 00:07:55,868 --> 00:07:57,519 are your friends. Drop the dead weight. 210 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,869 It's one thing for him to dis you, 211 00:07:59,871 --> 00:08:02,273 but how can you let him dis us? [Doorbell rings] 212 00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:05,041 Crap. You guys cannot leave this room. 213 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,528 You can Nancy drew this another time. 214 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,477 If you're so sure he didn't write the letter, 215 00:08:08,479 --> 00:08:10,532 - why can't we just say hi? - Yeah. 216 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,117 Are you afraid he'll think your friends are pathetic? 217 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,328 You are pathetic for trying to ruin my first date. 218 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,321 She makes a good point. 219 00:08:17,323 --> 00:08:20,125 Fine. But don't come looking for this shoulder to cry on 220 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,558 when the truth is revealed! 221 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,919 Mine will be available. 222 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,588 Stay! 223 00:08:25,754 --> 00:08:28,264 Such a fat little baby. 224 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:31,010 She was even bigger than the ponies at the farm. 225 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:32,236 They wouldn't let her ride them 226 00:08:32,238 --> 00:08:33,221 because it wasn't safe for the horses. 227 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,597 They were miniature horses. 228 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:37,308 Mom, don't you have somewhere to be? 229 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:39,910 Yes. I'm meeting your father at the annual fundraiser 230 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,229 for narcolepsy. 231 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,148 Every year, it's the same thing... 232 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,650 a whole lot of booze, a whole lot of boring. 233 00:08:45,652 --> 00:08:46,776 At least they can sleep through it. 234 00:08:46,942 --> 00:08:48,753 Mom, it's a serious disorder. 235 00:08:48,755 --> 00:08:50,780 No, it's not. It's a gift. 236 00:08:50,946 --> 00:08:53,925 Those people get so sleep through the night without pills. 237 00:08:53,927 --> 00:08:55,726 [Laughs] 238 00:08:55,728 --> 00:08:57,695 [Mouths words] 239 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:01,416 Have a good night. 240 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,714 Watch your foot. 241 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,540 ♪ Hugging, kissing, always missing, ♪ 242 00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:12,427 ♪ loving you is worth the dissing ♪ 243 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,137 ♪ how we gonna be the bluest star? ♪ 244 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,806 - I'm excited. - He was excited... 245 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:18,892 And nervous. 246 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,018 That was sweet. 247 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,477 He was sweet. 248 00:09:21,643 --> 00:09:23,724 Whatever miniscule doubt that was lingering 249 00:09:23,726 --> 00:09:25,982 in the far recesses of my brain 250 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,734 was now obsolete. 251 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,569 We had chemistry, we had excitement, 252 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,321 we had... 253 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:34,908 Been in the car for over an hour. 254 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,326 Are we lost? 255 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:37,869 No, we're just going somewhere special. 256 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,871 It is worth the drive. 257 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:43,374 Suddenly, I was thinking of tomorrow...And Anne Frank. 258 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:44,977 And that sign at the Mexican border 259 00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:47,246 of people escaping under the dark of night... 260 00:09:47,248 --> 00:09:48,755 Was Matty trying to hide me? 261 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:53,009 And if not, where the hell was he taking me? 262 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,137 Reseda? Where the eff was reseda? 263 00:09:56,303 --> 00:09:58,598 [Cell phone ringtone chimes] 264 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,493 - Hey. - Matty, am I crazy, 265 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,685 or is Jake pretty tight with Samantha Olson? 266 00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:05,772 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 267 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,100 Matty says they talk all the time. 268 00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:08,775 I don't care how many fro-yos he buys you, 269 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,652 Jake can't be trusted. 270 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,207 Look at all the girls he's friends with. 271 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:15,740 He's class president, and I have faith in him. 272 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,159 - I know he's learned his lesson. - Really? 273 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:21,829 Then why didn't he de-friend the crazy bitch? 274 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:24,617 I never asked him to defriend her. 275 00:10:24,619 --> 00:10:26,167 God would want me to overlook this. 276 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,710 That's interesting. 277 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:29,754 - What is? - You and God. 278 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,006 Isn't he supposed to be all-knowing and kind? 279 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:33,216 He is. 280 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,009 Then why would he let Jenna kiss your boyfriend? 281 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:38,012 You should stop listening to him and listen to me. 282 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:42,337 Remember, God sold out his only son to die on a stick. 283 00:10:42,339 --> 00:10:46,479 Okay... What would you do? 284 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,043 They only way you can be with Jake 285 00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:50,942 is if you have insurance. 286 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,569 Write this down. Number one, 287 00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:56,030 he needs to de-friend her, like, yesterday. 288 00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:59,053 Number two, you need all of his passwords. 289 00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:00,555 Email, phone, et cetera. 290 00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:03,079 We need to be able to creep on him at all times. 291 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:07,500 Number three, he can never speak to her again. 292 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,003 On second thought, 293 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,964 let's write down what Jake needs to say to Jenna. 294 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,068 I know the opening. 295 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:18,761 "Jenna, you're a skitch." A skanky bitch. 296 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:21,306 Don't pretend like you coined it. I did. 297 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,778 But I think we need to build to that. 298 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,781 [Pop music] 299 00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:32,085 ♪ ♪ 300 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:35,522 Special? The restaurant was a hole in the wall. 301 00:11:35,524 --> 00:11:37,424 Isn't it nice? 302 00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:38,692 Yeah. 303 00:11:38,694 --> 00:11:42,530 Nice...And secluded. 304 00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:45,133 Guess we won't run into anyone here. 305 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,705 - Hey, doll. - Hey. 306 00:11:50,707 --> 00:11:52,607 - Good to see you again. - You too. 307 00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:54,130 It hit me. 308 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,445 This was where he took all his reject dates. 309 00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:59,614 The ones he couldn't take out in public. 310 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:02,221 The girl with the lazy eye, the girl with chest hair, 311 00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:05,353 and the girl who tried to kill herself. 312 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:10,438 {pub}But we didn't order. 313 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,405 When I made the reservation, I ordered in advance. 314 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,474 Here, try this. 315 00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:20,156 I was being force-fed and hidden in reseda. 316 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,908 I felt cheap, 317 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,381 like the lattice he was hiding me behind. 318 00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:25,049 Tamara was right. 319 00:12:25,051 --> 00:12:27,038 I was too blind to see it before, 320 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,387 but under the glow of tacky twinkle lights, 321 00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,583 I was seeing clearly. 322 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,251 Are you okay? You seem upset. 323 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:35,713 It's kind of obvious, don't you think? 324 00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:36,829 The long drive out here, 325 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,549 the secret little corner table, 326 00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:40,259 Matty, my boy! 327 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:44,055 Hey! [Both laugh] 328 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,474 He told me he was bringing someone special. 329 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,600 - Jenna. - Jenna, 330 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,519 Matty has never brought a girl here before. 331 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:53,213 And in honor of this occasion... 332 00:12:53,215 --> 00:12:54,816 - Don't tell your mom. - Right. 333 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,402 Thanks, Uncle pat. 334 00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,697 Huh...Sorry about all the attention. 335 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:06,091 I've never done this whole date thing before... 336 00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:09,761 And I just wanted to make it memorable. 337 00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:11,666 I know I'm rambling. 338 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,626 Hey... 339 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,572 It's perfect. 340 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:23,678 What do you say we eat fast and get out of here? 341 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,780 [Pop music 342 00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:33,586 ♪ ♪ 343 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,982 Both: Hi! 344 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,775 Didn't I tell you guys to leave? 345 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:39,318 Actually, you just said to wait in your room, so we did. 346 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,070 We were just in the middle of a game. 347 00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:43,322 You guys should join us. Matty? 348 00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:44,763 We don't really want to play a game. 349 00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:45,950 It won't take long. 350 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,411 That is unless you think games are pathetic. 351 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:52,248 Oh, I'm in. What are we playing? 352 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,417 The game's called "what's your dirty secret?" 353 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,502 Okay, everyone write down their dirty secret 354 00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,713 on the piece of paper, then we'll put them in the bowl 355 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,979 and try to figure out who wrote each one. 356 00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,216 Got it? Good. 357 00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,801 I'm not totally following. 358 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,151 It's pretty basic. 359 00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:06,471 You write down something you haven't told anyone. 360 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,139 Like, say, if you, I don't know, 361 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,391 wrote a mean, anonymous letter about a girl you liked. 362 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,268 Something like that. 363 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,443 - Wait... - No, too late. 364 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,404 Okay...First one. 365 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,539 "My friends embarrass me." 366 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,908 Good one, Hamilton. We love you too. 367 00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:35,333 "My parents think I'm gay." 368 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,628 Oh, definitely not me. 369 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,673 It's the hair and my extensive sneaker collection. 370 00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:44,383 Mine's gonna be really lame. 371 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:46,219 - We'll be the judge of that. - Game over. 372 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,721 Oh... 373 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:51,432 "I felt up my grandparents' special-ed neighbor 374 00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:53,476 when I was 11." 375 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,895 [Laughter] 376 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,106 She grabbed my hand and put it on my boob... 377 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:02,068 she put my hand on her boob. 378 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,111 And on that note, it's time for "ho & tell." 379 00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:05,905 Now, where does special-ed fit on the time line? 380 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,407 - Put that away now. - No, wait, wait, wait. 381 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,243 I want to check this out. 382 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:15,581 I had sex with Mrs. Lundgaard in the fifth grade? 383 00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,166 Well, I mean, sure, she's hot. 384 00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:18,325 But I mean, I was ten, 385 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:21,661 and having sex was technically impossible. 386 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:25,430 Oh, Marie mcgintee. All right! 387 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,134 Guess I'm a rock star. 388 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,469 Can I ask you something personal? 389 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:31,222 At this point, do you really need to ask? 390 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,099 How do you get your hair to do that? 391 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,851 Enough with the games. 392 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,562 I'm sensing a little frustration, Rosati. 393 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,855 Really? 394 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,046 You might want to watch the 'tude. 395 00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,615 You're still on thin ice. 396 00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:45,319 Lis, you've been fed, 397 00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:47,154 manicured, chauffeured around all day. 398 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,531 Can we please just be done? 399 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,825 Don't respond. You're fragile. 400 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,368 We'll let you know when you've atoned 401 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,412 after you've atoned. 402 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,540 Babe, it's almost over. This is the last stop. 403 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,167 Why are we at Jenna Hamilton's house? 404 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,919 Didn't you say you'd do anything for me? 405 00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:03,296 Yeah. 406 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,549 Take this letter, knock on Jenna's door, 407 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,925 and read it to her. 408 00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:10,845 You want me to trust you? Then you have to trust me. 409 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,886 What kind of product do you use? 410 00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:22,157 No, no, no, it is less about the product, 411 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:24,609 and more about the flip. 412 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,568 [Laughter] 413 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,696 So I need some guy advice. 414 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,239 - Hit me. - There's this guy I like, 415 00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:32,408 and he kissed another girl in front of me. 416 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,402 She's a really good friend of mine, 417 00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:35,745 so I totally forgave her because it wasn't her fault, 418 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,622 because she was basically roofied. 419 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,582 But do you think he was doing it to make me jealous? 420 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,251 Don't waste your time. The guy sounds like a douche. 421 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,086 If he really liked you, 422 00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:47,048 then he wouldn't kiss another girl in front of you. 423 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,883 Did Matty completely forget that he kissed another girl 424 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,217 in front of me? 425 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:52,720 Or was he trying to tell me something? 426 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,255 So should I give him a second chance? 427 00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:55,806 I mean, we never DTRed. 428 00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,141 "Define the relationship." 429 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,694 Ah. 430 00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:01,296 Didn't he sort of define it 431 00:17:01,298 --> 00:17:03,939 when he kissed that other girl? 432 00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,941 Hmm. I never thought about it like that. 433 00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:09,671 My friends have clearly fallen under Matty's spell. 434 00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:10,905 So how do I get a hotter guy? 435 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,174 As I watched them Fawn over him, 436 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:16,535 I started to wonder if I was as easy to fool as they were. 437 00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,112 You've gotta move on so you can be open 438 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,080 to a more quality guy. 439 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,881 Was his advice the advice 440 00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:24,794 I should be taking myself? [Doorbell rings] 441 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,622 I have to take a picture of your matching hair. 442 00:17:27,624 --> 00:17:30,132 I am so posting this. 443 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,993 - Wait. Wait a sec. Wait. - What? 444 00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:32,927 You embarrassed to be seen with Ming? 445 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,097 No, dork. Get in here. 446 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,599 ♪ The things we do and the things we let ♪ 447 00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:41,143 ♪ between the tide and the cigarettes ♪ 448 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:44,741 "You're a skitch and a slut"? 449 00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:48,442 ♪ Between our lives, across our lips ♪ 450 00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:51,529 What are you doing here? 451 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,739 I, uh... 452 00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:56,742 I wanted to apologize... In person... 453 00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:59,870 For telling Lissa about the kiss. 454 00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:01,747 I never meant for it to go down that way. 455 00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,757 I still can't believe she slapped you. 456 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:05,584 [Nervous chuckle] 457 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:11,924 I think you're a really good person, Jenna, 458 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,218 and you've been through enough. 459 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,137 I didn't mean to drag you into my [Bleep]. 460 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,222 I'm sorry. 461 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,339 Thanks. 462 00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,335 I really appreciate that, Jake. 463 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,645 And the slap wasn't that bad. 464 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,717 I should go. 465 00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:34,029 Sorry to bother you. 466 00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:39,818 Bye. 467 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:47,397 {pub}- Hey, who was that? - Just someone, a friend... thing. 468 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,714 - What have they done to you? - My pores are clogged. 469 00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:54,633 You shouldn't leave me alone with your friends they're falling in love with me. 470 00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,556 What did she say? Was she crying? 471 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,642 I bet the freak is sharpening her razor blades right now. 472 00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,247 I can't believe you wrote this. 473 00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:06,984 But now, I know that I can trust you. 474 00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:09,321 And everything will be better from here and now. 475 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:12,067 You're right, it will be. 'Cause we're done. 476 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,705 Now we can get pizza. I was thinking Mama Joe's. 477 00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,489 - Or maybe. - I don't think you understand. 478 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,491 We are done. 479 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,511 I want nothing to do with you or Sadie, you two are evil. 480 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:22,995 Babe, you're overreacting. 481 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:26,247 - Get out of the car. - No. 482 00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:28,918 Fine, then I'll leave. 483 00:19:29,674 --> 00:19:31,521 We have to do something. 484 00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:34,632 It's okay, I totally forgive you for the outburst. 485 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,163 Have a nice walk home. 486 00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:41,847 This is not a guard gated community, we're not safe! 487 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:47,645 I see how it is: You use me for my hair tips and then you leave. 488 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,980 We could fire up another game of dirty little secret. 489 00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:51,565 No, that's okay. 490 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:58,305 - I don't think he wrote the letter. - I'll be right back. 491 00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:12,044 The Matty investigation was inconclusive. 492 00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:14,008 But if I was a judge, 493 00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:26,038 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 494 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,854 I'd throw his case out of court.