1 00:00:02,299 --> 00:00:04,167 Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:04,169 --> 00:00:06,268 I'm your friend. We had an accidental kiss 3 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:07,569 that even you said was a mistake 4 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:09,004 because you have a girlfriend. 5 00:00:09,006 --> 00:00:11,172 I'm so glad I wrote you that letter. 6 00:00:11,174 --> 00:00:12,815 You're dead to me, Jenna Hamilton. 7 00:00:12,816 --> 00:00:14,182 I don't want to be friends. 8 00:00:14,483 --> 00:00:15,883 I want to be more. 9 00:00:17,721 --> 00:00:19,487 The weekly hump day of high school 10 00:00:19,488 --> 00:00:21,487 was usually a day without fanfare, 11 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:24,410 and yet, I couldn't shake the gnarly feeling in my gut, 12 00:00:24,712 --> 00:00:25,992 and on first intuit, 13 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:29,159 I was convinced Amanda Tankersly was having another seizure. 14 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:30,792 Fight! Fight! Fight... 15 00:00:30,819 --> 00:00:32,818 Or there was a fight. 16 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,022 Fight! Fight! Fight... 17 00:00:37,024 --> 00:00:38,990 For two weeks, Tamara had tortured me 18 00:00:38,992 --> 00:00:40,120 with her silence. 19 00:00:40,194 --> 00:00:41,661 And if she didn't break the silence soon, 20 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:44,363 I was starting to doubt that we'd ever be friends again. 21 00:00:44,365 --> 00:00:46,633 Jenna? Jenna? 22 00:00:46,635 --> 00:00:49,569 Why would you kiss Jenna Hamilton? 23 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,671 There's the bitch! Sic her! 24 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:53,873 No. Lis, look, it's not her fault. 25 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:56,043 - She didn't do anything wrong. - Aah! 26 00:00:57,345 --> 00:01:00,778 Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome... 27 00:01:02,216 --> 00:01:04,570 Unless you're the one getting hit. 28 00:01:10,358 --> 00:01:11,591 Okay, party's over, people! 29 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,860 Palos Hills has zero tolerance for violence. 30 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:16,362 Zero is a bruise's hero. 31 00:01:16,364 --> 00:01:19,064 Blondie, come with me. 32 00:01:19,066 --> 00:01:21,200 Not you, Rebecca. God! 33 00:01:21,802 --> 00:01:24,258 They're calling it "the slap heard across the quad." 34 00:01:24,466 --> 00:01:25,570 - It already has a name? - Yes. 35 00:01:25,572 --> 00:01:26,939 But it totally needs a rewrite. 36 00:01:26,941 --> 00:01:28,774 It should have been called "the smack attack." 37 00:01:28,776 --> 00:01:30,075 - Which it was. - No joke. 38 00:01:30,077 --> 00:01:31,610 You've gotta tell me, what was numbnuts saying 39 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:32,778 before she knocked you back? 40 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,413 I think she was speaking in tongues. 41 00:01:34,415 --> 00:01:36,182 She is so jacked up on Jesus! 44 00:01:39,987 --> 00:01:42,588 It was a friendship drive-by. 45 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:46,025 This is Lissa's circle of trust, okay? 46 00:01:46,027 --> 00:01:48,628 And this... is you. 47 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,297 What we need to do is get you 48 00:01:51,299 --> 00:01:52,765 back into Lissa's circle. 49 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:54,934 I will be a neutral listener 50 00:01:54,936 --> 00:01:56,803 to help guide you in the right direction. 51 00:01:56,805 --> 00:01:58,071 Feel free to open up. 52 00:01:58,073 --> 00:01:59,539 I'll be completely objective. 53 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:02,141 I trusted you. You said you would never lie to me, 54 00:02:02,142 --> 00:02:04,544 and now you've humiliated me in front of the entire school! 55 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:06,451 - I didn't lie to you. - Oh, liar. 56 00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:08,617 No, I... I told you the truth 57 00:02:08,618 --> 00:02:10,986 it's just... it took me a while 58 00:02:10,987 --> 00:02:12,686 to figure out how to tell you. 59 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:14,253 Sometimes men feel like 60 00:02:14,254 --> 00:02:16,984 if they tell you about the cheating, it makes it okay. 61 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:18,824 It doesn't. It's selfish. 62 00:02:18,826 --> 00:02:20,892 And doing it publicly was really douchey. 63 00:02:20,994 --> 00:02:23,061 And now, everyone probably thinks 64 00:02:23,063 --> 00:02:24,496 I'm unstable. 65 00:02:25,298 --> 00:02:27,031 Honey, that probably has more to do 66 00:02:27,032 --> 00:02:29,015 with your twitchy eye than your outburst. 67 00:02:29,335 --> 00:02:30,569 What? 68 00:02:31,671 --> 00:02:34,739 Lis, I'm...Sorry. 69 00:02:34,741 --> 00:02:37,409 And I feel horrible? 70 00:02:37,411 --> 00:02:39,959 And I never meant to kiss Jenna. 71 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:41,913 It was an impulsive mistake. 72 00:02:41,915 --> 00:02:43,548 And if you want to break up, 73 00:02:43,550 --> 00:02:44,883 I mean, I'll totally understand. 74 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:46,584 I don't want to break up. Do you want to break up? 75 00:02:46,786 --> 00:02:49,788 Well, as long as we're being honest here... 76 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,300 Do you? 77 00:02:52,659 --> 00:02:54,826 No. 78 00:02:54,828 --> 00:02:56,128 Oh, good. 79 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,597 Owning up to being a manwhore is not an easy task. 80 00:02:58,599 --> 00:03:01,501 Now we need to make things right. Lissa... 81 00:03:01,503 --> 00:03:04,304 what can Jake do to get back into your circle of trust? 82 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:08,034 He can give me... 83 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:11,733 Everything I want. 84 00:03:11,748 --> 00:03:14,597 I am good at being Switzerland. 85 00:03:14,697 --> 00:03:16,899 I'm not good at being Switzerland! 86 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,568 Chinese people can't digest cheese and chocolate. 87 00:03:19,589 --> 00:03:22,022 And the only thing we're neutral about is child labor. 88 00:03:22,224 --> 00:03:23,857 I don't want to put you in the middle either, 89 00:03:23,859 --> 00:03:25,225 but Tamara only talks to me 90 00:03:25,227 --> 00:03:26,693 after I've been physically assaulted. 91 00:03:26,695 --> 00:03:28,863 - Do you want me to hit you? - No. 92 00:03:29,431 --> 00:03:31,664 Can't you guys get over it already? 93 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,799 You kissed her crush. She wrote the heinous letter. 94 00:03:33,801 --> 00:03:35,167 The way I see it, you're even. 95 00:03:35,169 --> 00:03:37,969 I just need you to bring her to the sanctuary. 96 00:03:37,971 --> 00:03:40,905 - How am I supposed to do that? - Lie. 97 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:45,112 I'll try, but I'm not good at it. 98 00:03:46,278 --> 00:03:47,948 Hey, home wrecker! 99 00:03:49,514 --> 00:03:51,015 - Did I cross the line? - No. 100 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,272 The line is across my cheek. 101 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,340 You can probably still see it. 102 00:03:53,352 --> 00:03:55,451 So were you ever gonna tell me you kissed my best friend? 103 00:03:55,453 --> 00:03:56,719 I didn't kiss Jake. 104 00:03:56,721 --> 00:03:58,221 He practically walked into my face. 105 00:03:58,223 --> 00:03:59,752 How 'bout I walk into it? 106 00:04:00,025 --> 00:04:01,724 I think my face has had more than enough action 107 00:04:01,726 --> 00:04:03,192 - for one day. - That's too bad, 108 00:04:03,194 --> 00:04:05,628 'cause I was hoping we could hook up tonight. 109 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:07,971 For the record, hooking up involves my face. 110 00:04:08,371 --> 00:04:09,834 I meant, do you want to get together? 111 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:11,769 - Clothes on or off? - Optional. 112 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:13,537 But you should probably wear something to start. 113 00:04:13,539 --> 00:04:15,172 Kind of hard to take you out to dinner 114 00:04:15,174 --> 00:04:16,474 with your boobs hanging low. 115 00:04:16,776 --> 00:04:18,922 - My boobs don't hang low. - Oh, I know. 116 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:20,962 Unfortunately, so does everyone else. 117 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:24,317 - So, dinner? - Yeah. 118 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:26,952 Are you asking me out? 119 00:04:27,254 --> 00:04:28,721 Are you always this difficult? 120 00:04:28,722 --> 00:04:30,421 I don't know. Ask Jake. 121 00:04:31,524 --> 00:04:35,626 Okay, Jenna... Will you go out with me? 122 00:04:35,628 --> 00:04:37,829 I thought you'd never ask. 123 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:39,959 I'll text you later. 124 00:04:42,301 --> 00:04:43,868 I couldn't wait to share 125 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:47,104 the exciting development in my love life... 126 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:48,972 with myself. 127 00:04:48,974 --> 00:04:51,709 The fate of my friendship rested in Ming's hands. 128 00:04:51,711 --> 00:04:53,744 And needless to say, I was worried. 129 00:04:53,746 --> 00:04:55,248 Where is it? 130 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:59,484 "For a sex touch"? 131 00:04:59,486 --> 00:05:02,243 What the hell is a sex touch? 132 00:05:02,643 --> 00:05:05,244 Ming, that's your handwriting! Why would you write this? 133 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:07,256 And more importantly, why would you show me? 134 00:05:07,257 --> 00:05:09,623 I...Uh... 135 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:10,661 Jenna! 136 00:05:10,663 --> 00:05:12,463 I asked her to bring you here. 137 00:05:12,465 --> 00:05:13,820 I'm sorry I kissed Ricky Schwartz, 138 00:05:13,821 --> 00:05:15,141 but it wasn't my fault... I was drugged. 139 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:17,376 And I'm pretty sure he was the one who kissed me first. 140 00:05:17,469 --> 00:05:18,935 - I'm not ready to forgive you. - Why? 141 00:05:18,937 --> 00:05:21,237 I always forgive you, and for much worse things. 142 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:22,272 Oh, like what? 143 00:05:22,274 --> 00:05:24,367 Like the carefrontation. 144 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:29,489 I didn't write the letter... But I know who did. 145 00:05:33,217 --> 00:05:36,152 No-carb chocolate, with gummi bears on the side. 146 00:05:36,154 --> 00:05:38,087 - Are the gummies sugar free? - Of course. 147 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:39,189 But don't eat too many. 148 00:05:39,191 --> 00:05:40,490 The lady behind the counter said 149 00:05:40,492 --> 00:05:41,625 they're basically candy laxatives. 150 00:05:41,627 --> 00:05:43,761 - I know. - Those are not carb-free. 151 00:05:43,763 --> 00:05:45,496 It's not carb-free? 152 00:05:45,498 --> 00:05:47,068 You want me to get you another one? 153 00:05:48,679 --> 00:05:49,880 No. 154 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:54,139 Dude, I think you left your nads back in the car. 155 00:05:54,141 --> 00:05:55,440 Nope, she's got 'em. 156 00:05:55,942 --> 00:05:57,208 It was either drive all the way to Yummy Yogurt 157 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,343 or go to church this weekend. 158 00:05:58,345 --> 00:05:59,711 Why would you tell her about the kiss? 159 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:01,179 I'm not good at keeping secrets. 160 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:03,448 But why does everybody have to know everything? 161 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,350 Because, shit gets out, then there's drama. 162 00:06:05,652 --> 00:06:07,185 Rosati, you sound like a girl. 163 00:06:07,187 --> 00:06:09,647 She's right. This isn't carb-free. 164 00:06:10,124 --> 00:06:12,024 Why did you say you wrote the letter if you didn't? 165 00:06:12,026 --> 00:06:13,259 I was hurt. 166 00:06:13,261 --> 00:06:16,063 And you know I have a low tolerance for pain. 167 00:06:16,565 --> 00:06:17,898 Can you forgive me? 168 00:06:28,176 --> 00:06:30,044 Now that we're being honest, 169 00:06:30,446 --> 00:06:32,412 I think Matty wrote the letter. 170 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:34,715 Is this another slap, or do you have a point? 171 00:06:34,717 --> 00:06:36,015 The facts are on the ground. 172 00:06:36,217 --> 00:06:37,817 Did you or did you not receive the letter 173 00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:39,133 the last day of summer camp... 174 00:06:39,134 --> 00:06:41,068 the day he voted your hymen off the island? 175 00:06:42,506 --> 00:06:45,504 And isn't it a fact that he continues to hump you in hiding? 176 00:06:47,962 --> 00:06:49,063 That's not a fact. 177 00:06:49,064 --> 00:06:51,562 Well, whatever. He still kissed another girl in front of you. 178 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,900 He apologized for that, sort of. 179 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:57,603 I have no further questions. He's Anne Frank-ing you. 180 00:06:57,605 --> 00:06:58,738 There's no way. 181 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,773 You're in too deep. 182 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:02,226 You're blinded my his hair product. 183 00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:05,055 As your friend who will never ever lie to you ever again, 184 00:07:05,147 --> 00:07:06,912 I am telling you, it's obvi. 185 00:07:06,914 --> 00:07:09,749 He's grooming you in private so he can take you public. 186 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:12,851 Well, he must think I'm ready, 187 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:15,962 because we're going out tonight, in public. 188 00:07:19,926 --> 00:07:22,793 An hour drive didn't seem very public. 189 00:07:22,795 --> 00:07:25,447 Maybe he was Anne Frank-ing me. 190 00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:27,848 While Tamara made a good case 191 00:07:27,973 --> 00:07:29,686 with her Law & Order logic, 192 00:07:29,688 --> 00:07:31,254 I just couldn't wrap my mind around 193 00:07:31,256 --> 00:07:32,575 Matty writing the letter. 194 00:07:32,741 --> 00:07:35,092 He was a remedial speller, 195 00:07:35,094 --> 00:07:37,194 and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him. 196 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:47,138 Look it, I hate to be a buzz kill, 197 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,190 but you guys have to bail. 198 00:07:48,256 --> 00:07:50,524 Matty is gonna be here any minute. 199 00:07:51,047 --> 00:07:52,249 Aha! 200 00:07:52,312 --> 00:07:54,813 I knew she taped it back together. Exhibit "A." 201 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:58,116 "Number three. The only people more pathetic than you" 202 00:07:58,118 --> 00:07:59,769 are your friends. Drop the dead weight. 203 00:08:00,335 --> 00:08:02,119 It's one thing for him to dis you, 204 00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:04,171 but how can you let him dis us? 205 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:07,291 Crap. You guys cannot leave this room. 206 00:08:07,293 --> 00:08:08,778 You can Nancy drew this another time. 207 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:10,727 If you're so sure he didn't write the letter, 208 00:08:10,729 --> 00:08:12,782 - why can't we just say hi? - Yeah. 209 00:08:12,948 --> 00:08:14,827 Are you afraid he'll think your friends are pathetic? 210 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:17,578 You are pathetic for trying to ruin my first date. 211 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:19,571 She makes a good point. 212 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,840 Fine. But don't come looking for this shoulder to cry on 213 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:24,008 when the truth is revealed! 214 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,469 Mine will be available. 215 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:27,690 Stay! 216 00:08:28,004 --> 00:08:30,514 Such a fat little baby. 217 00:08:30,516 --> 00:08:33,260 She was even bigger than the ponies at the farm. 218 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:34,486 They wouldn't let her ride them 219 00:08:34,488 --> 00:08:35,471 because it wasn't safe for the horses. 220 00:08:35,637 --> 00:08:36,847 They were miniature horses. 221 00:08:37,013 --> 00:08:39,558 Mom, don't you have somewhere to be? 222 00:08:39,724 --> 00:08:42,160 Yes. I'm meeting your father at the annual fundraiser 223 00:08:42,162 --> 00:08:43,479 for narcolepsy. 224 00:08:43,645 --> 00:08:45,398 Every year, it's the same thing... 225 00:08:45,564 --> 00:08:47,900 a whole lot of booze, a whole lot of boring. 226 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,126 At least they can sleep through it. 227 00:08:49,192 --> 00:08:51,003 Mom, it's a serious disorder. 228 00:08:51,005 --> 00:08:53,030 No, it's not. It's a gift. 229 00:08:53,196 --> 00:08:56,175 Those people get so sleep through the night without pills. 230 00:09:02,515 --> 00:09:03,666 Have a good night. 231 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:09,964 Watch your foot. 232 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,790 ♪ Hugging, kissing, always missing ♪ 233 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:14,677 ♪ loving you is worth the missing ♪ 234 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:16,387 ♪ how's he going to beat the blues ♪ 235 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:19,056 - I'm excited. - He was excited... 236 00:09:19,222 --> 00:09:21,142 And nervous. 237 00:09:21,308 --> 00:09:22,268 That was sweet. 238 00:09:22,434 --> 00:09:23,727 He was sweet. 239 00:09:23,893 --> 00:09:25,974 Whatever miniscule doubt that was lingering 240 00:09:25,976 --> 00:09:28,232 in the far recesses of my brain 241 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:29,984 was now obsolete. 242 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:31,819 We had chemistry, we had excitement, 243 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:33,571 we had... 244 00:09:33,737 --> 00:09:37,158 Been in the car for over an hour. 245 00:09:37,324 --> 00:09:38,576 Are we lost? 246 00:09:38,742 --> 00:09:40,119 No, we're just going somewhere special. 247 00:09:40,285 --> 00:09:42,121 It is worth the drive. 248 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:45,624 Suddenly, I was thinking of tomorrow... And Anne Frank. 249 00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:47,227 And that sign at the Mexican border 250 00:09:47,229 --> 00:09:49,496 of people escaping under the dark of night... 251 00:09:49,498 --> 00:09:51,005 Was Matty trying to hide me? 252 00:09:51,171 --> 00:09:55,259 And if not, where the hell was he taking me? 253 00:09:55,425 --> 00:09:58,387 Reseda? Where the eff was Reseda? 254 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,743 - Hey. - Matty, am I crazy, 255 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,935 or is Jake pretty tight with Samantha Olson? 256 00:10:05,101 --> 00:10:08,022 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 257 00:10:08,188 --> 00:10:09,350 Matty says they talk all the time. 258 00:10:09,352 --> 00:10:11,025 I don't care how many fro-yos he buys you, 259 00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:12,902 Jake can't be trusted. 260 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:15,457 Look at all the girls he's friends with. 261 00:10:15,459 --> 00:10:17,990 He's class president, and I have faith in him. 262 00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:20,409 - I know he's learned his lesson. - Really? 263 00:10:20,575 --> 00:10:24,079 Then why didn't he de-friend the crazy bitch? 264 00:10:24,245 --> 00:10:26,867 I never asked him to defriend her. 265 00:10:26,869 --> 00:10:28,417 God would want me to overlook this. 266 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,960 That's interesting. 267 00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:32,004 - What is? - You and God. 268 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:34,256 Isn't he supposed to be all-knowing and kind? 269 00:10:34,422 --> 00:10:35,466 He is. 270 00:10:35,632 --> 00:10:37,259 Then why would he let Jenna kiss your boyfriend? 271 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:40,262 You should stop listening to him and listen to me. 272 00:10:40,428 --> 00:10:44,587 Remember, God sold out his only son to die on a stick. 273 00:10:44,589 --> 00:10:48,729 Okay... What would you do? 274 00:10:48,895 --> 00:10:50,293 They only way you can be with Jake 275 00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:53,192 is if you have insurance. 276 00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:55,819 Write this down. Number one, 277 00:10:55,985 --> 00:10:58,280 he needs to de-friend her, like, yesterday. 278 00:10:58,446 --> 00:11:01,303 Number two, you need all of his passwords. 279 00:11:01,305 --> 00:11:02,805 Email, phone, et cetera. 280 00:11:02,807 --> 00:11:05,329 We need to be able to creep on him at all times. 281 00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:09,750 Number three, he can never speak to her again. 282 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:12,253 On second thought, 283 00:11:12,419 --> 00:11:15,214 let's write down what Jake needs to say to Jenna. 284 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:17,318 I know the opening. 285 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,011 "Jenna, you're a skitch. " A skanky bitch. 286 00:11:21,177 --> 00:11:23,556 Don't pretend like you coined it. I did. 287 00:11:23,722 --> 00:11:26,273 But I think we need to build to that. 288 00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:34,155 ♪ ♪ 289 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:37,772 Special? The restaurant was a hole in the wall. 290 00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:39,674 Isn't it nice? 291 00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:41,142 Yeah. 292 00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:44,780 Nice...And secluded. 293 00:11:44,782 --> 00:11:47,383 Guess we won't run into anyone here. 294 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:52,955 - Hey, doll. - Hey. 295 00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:54,857 - Good to see you again. - You too. 296 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:56,780 It hit me. 297 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,695 This was where he took all his reject dates. 298 00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:01,864 The ones he couldn't take out in public. 299 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:04,671 The girl with the lazy eye, the girl with chest hair, 300 00:12:04,837 --> 00:12:07,703 and the girl who tried to kill herself. 301 00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:13,688 But we didn't order. 302 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:16,655 When I made the reservation, I ordered in advance. 303 00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:18,724 Here, try this. 304 00:12:18,726 --> 00:12:23,406 I was being force-fed and hidden in Reseda. 305 00:12:23,572 --> 00:12:25,158 I felt cheap, 306 00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:26,631 like the lattice he was hiding me behind. 307 00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:28,299 Tamara was right. 308 00:12:28,301 --> 00:12:30,288 I was too blind to see it before, 309 00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:32,637 but under the glow of tacky twinkle lights, 310 00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:33,833 I was seeing clearly. 311 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,501 Are you okay? You seem upset. 312 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,963 It's kind of obvious, don't you think? 313 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:40,079 The long drive out here, 314 00:12:40,081 --> 00:12:41,799 the secret little corner table, 315 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,009 Matty, my boy! 316 00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:46,221 - Hey! - Hey! 317 00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,724 He told me he was bringing someone special. 318 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:50,850 - Jenna. - Jenna, 319 00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:52,769 Matty has never brought a girl here before. 320 00:12:52,935 --> 00:12:56,463 And in honor of this occasion... 321 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:58,066 - Don't tell your mom. - Right. 322 00:12:58,232 --> 00:13:00,652 Thanks, Uncle Pat. 323 00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:03,947 Huh...Sorry about all the attention. 324 00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:09,341 I've never done this whole date thing before... 325 00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:13,011 And I just wanted to make it memorable. 326 00:13:13,013 --> 00:13:14,916 I know I'm rambling. 327 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:16,876 Hey... 328 00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:22,822 It's perfect. 329 00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:26,928 What do you say we eat fast and get out of here? 330 00:13:27,094 --> 00:13:36,836 ♪ ♪ 331 00:13:37,138 --> 00:13:38,736 - Hi! - Hi! 332 00:13:39,398 --> 00:13:41,025 Didn't I tell you guys to leave? 333 00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:42,568 Actually, you just said to wait in your room, so we did. 334 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,320 We were just in the middle of a game. 335 00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:46,572 You guys should join us. Matty? 336 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,013 We don't really want to play a game. 337 00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,200 It won't take long. 338 00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,661 That is unless you think games are pathetic. 339 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:55,498 Oh, I'm in. What are we playing? 340 00:13:55,664 --> 00:13:57,667 The game's called "What's Your Dirty Secret?" 341 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,752 Okay, everyone write down their dirty secret 342 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:01,963 on the piece of paper, then we'll put them in the bowl 343 00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:04,229 and try to figure out who wrote each one. 344 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:05,466 Got it? Good. 345 00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:07,051 I'm not totally following. 346 00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,401 It's pretty basic. 347 00:14:08,403 --> 00:14:09,721 You write down something you haven't told anyone. 348 00:14:09,887 --> 00:14:11,389 Like, say, if you, I don't know, 349 00:14:11,555 --> 00:14:13,641 wrote a mean, anonymous letter about a girl you liked. 350 00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:15,518 Something like that. 351 00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:23,693 - Wait... - No, too late. 352 00:14:23,859 --> 00:14:26,654 Okay...First one. 353 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,789 "My friends embarrass me." 354 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:31,158 Good one, Hamilton. We love you too. 355 00:14:34,962 --> 00:14:38,583 "My parents think I'm gay." 356 00:14:38,749 --> 00:14:41,878 Oh, definitely not me. 357 00:14:42,044 --> 00:14:45,923 It's the hair and my extensive sneaker collection. 358 00:14:46,089 --> 00:14:47,633 Mine's gonna be really lame. 359 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,469 - We'll be the judge of that. - Game over. 360 00:14:49,635 --> 00:14:51,971 Oh... 361 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:54,682 "I felt up my grandparents' special-ed neighbor 362 00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:56,726 when I was 11." 363 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:02,356 She grabbed my hand and put it on my boob... 364 00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:05,318 she put my hand on her boob. 365 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:07,361 And on that note, it's time for "Ho & Tell." 366 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,155 Now, where does special-ed fit on the time line? 367 00:15:09,321 --> 00:15:11,657 - Put that away now. - No, wait, wait, wait. 368 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,493 I want to check this out. 369 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:18,831 I had sex with Mrs. Lundgaard in the fifth grade? 370 00:15:18,997 --> 00:15:20,416 Well, I mean, sure, she's hot. 371 00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:21,575 But I mean, I was ten, 372 00:15:21,577 --> 00:15:24,911 and having sex was technically impossible. 373 00:15:24,913 --> 00:15:28,680 Oh, Marie McGintee. All right! 374 00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:30,384 Guess I'm a rock star. 375 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,719 Can I ask you something personal? 376 00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:34,472 At this point, do you really need to ask? 377 00:15:34,638 --> 00:15:36,349 How do you get your hair to do that? 378 00:15:36,515 --> 00:15:38,101 Enough with the games. 379 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,812 I'm sensing a little frustration, Rosati. 380 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,105 Really? 381 00:15:42,271 --> 00:15:44,296 You might want to watch the 'tude. 382 00:15:44,298 --> 00:15:46,865 You're still on thin ice. 383 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,569 Lis, you've been fed, 384 00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:50,404 manicured, chauffeured around all day. 385 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,781 Can we please just be done? 386 00:15:51,947 --> 00:15:54,075 Don't respond. You're fragile. 387 00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:55,618 We'll let you know when you've atoned 388 00:15:55,784 --> 00:15:57,662 after you've atoned. 389 00:15:57,828 --> 00:16:00,790 Babe, it's almost over. This is the last stop. 390 00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:03,417 Why are we at Jenna Hamilton's house? 391 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,169 Didn't you say you'd do anything for me? 392 00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,546 Yeah. 393 00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:09,799 Take this letter, knock on Jenna's door, 394 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,175 and read it to her. 395 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:14,095 You want me to trust you? Then you have to trust me. 396 00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:22,136 What kind of product do you use? 397 00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:25,407 No, no, no, it is less about the product, 398 00:16:25,409 --> 00:16:27,859 and more about the flip. 399 00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:31,946 So I need some guy advice. 400 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:33,489 - Hit me. - There's this guy I like, 401 00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,658 and he kissed another girl in front of me. 402 00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:37,652 She's a really good friend of mine, 403 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:38,995 so I totally forgave her because it wasn't her fault, 404 00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:40,872 because she was basically roofied. 405 00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:42,832 But do you think he was doing it to make me jealous? 406 00:16:42,998 --> 00:16:45,501 Don't waste your time. The guy sounds like a douche. 407 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,336 If he really liked you, 408 00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:50,298 then he wouldn't kiss another girl in front of you. 409 00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:52,133 Did Matty completely forget that he kissed another girl 410 00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:53,467 in front of me? 411 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,970 Or was he trying to tell me something? 412 00:16:56,136 --> 00:16:57,505 So should I give him a second chance? 413 00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:59,056 I mean, we never DTRed. 414 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:00,391 "Define the relationship." 415 00:17:00,557 --> 00:17:02,944 Ah. 416 00:17:02,946 --> 00:17:04,546 Didn't he sort of define it 417 00:17:04,548 --> 00:17:07,189 when he kissed that other girl? 418 00:17:07,355 --> 00:17:09,191 Hmm. I never thought about it like that. 419 00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:12,921 My friends have clearly fallen under Matty's spell. 420 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,155 So how do I get a hotter guy? 421 00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:16,424 As I watched them fawn over him, 422 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,785 I started to wonder if I was as easy to fool as they were. 423 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,362 You've gotta move on so you can be open 424 00:17:21,364 --> 00:17:22,330 to a more quality guy. 425 00:17:22,496 --> 00:17:24,131 Was his advice the advice 426 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:28,044 I should be taking myself? 427 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,872 I have to take a picture of your matching hair. 428 00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:33,382 I am so posting this. 429 00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:35,243 - Wait. Wait a sec. Wait. - What? 430 00:17:35,245 --> 00:17:36,337 You embarrassed to be seen with Ming? 431 00:17:37,343 --> 00:17:39,347 No, dork. Get in here. 432 00:17:39,513 --> 00:17:41,849 ♪ The things we do and the things we let ♪ 433 00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:44,393 ♪ between the tide and the cigarettes ♪ 434 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:47,991 "You're a skitch and a slut"? 435 00:17:47,993 --> 00:17:51,692 ♪ Between our lives, across our lips ♪ 436 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:54,779 What are you doing here? 437 00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:56,989 I, uh... 438 00:17:57,155 --> 00:17:59,992 I wanted to apologize... In person... 439 00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:03,120 For telling Lissa about the kiss. 440 00:18:03,286 --> 00:18:04,997 I never meant for it to go down that way. 441 00:18:05,163 --> 00:18:07,007 I still can't believe she slapped you. 442 00:18:13,588 --> 00:18:15,174 I think you're a really good person, Jenna, 443 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,468 and you've been through enough. 444 00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:20,387 I didn't mean to drag you into my shit. 445 00:18:20,389 --> 00:18:21,472 I'm sorry. 446 00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:22,589 Thanks. 447 00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,585 I really appreciate that, Jake. 448 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,895 And the slap wasn't that bad. 449 00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:34,967 I should go. 450 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,279 Sorry to bother you. 451 00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,068 Bye. 452 00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:51,647 - Hey, who was that? - Just someone, a friend... thing. 453 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:55,964 - What have they done to you? - My pores are clogged. 454 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,883 You shouldn't leave me alone with your friends they're falling in love with me. 455 00:19:03,204 --> 00:19:04,806 What did she say? Was she crying? 456 00:19:04,972 --> 00:19:07,892 I bet the freak is sharpening her razor blades right now. 457 00:19:08,058 --> 00:19:09,497 I can't believe you wrote this. 458 00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:11,234 But now, I know that I can trust you. 459 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,404 And everything will be better from here on out. 460 00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:16,417 Oh Yeah! You're right, it will be. 'Cause we're done. 461 00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,955 And we can get pizza. I was thinking Mama Joe's. 462 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,739 - Or maybe... - I don't think you understand. 463 00:19:20,905 --> 00:19:22,741 We are done. 464 00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:25,761 I want nothing to do with you or Sadie, you two are evil. 465 00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:27,245 Babe, you're overreacting. 466 00:19:28,365 --> 00:19:30,497 - Get out of the car. - No. 467 00:19:31,397 --> 00:19:33,168 Fine, then I'll leave. 468 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:35,971 We have to do something. 469 00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,882 It's okay, I totally forgive you for the outburst. 470 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,413 Have a nice walk home. 471 00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:45,620 This is not a guard gated community, we're not safe! 472 00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:49,972 Ah, I see how it is. 473 00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:51,718 You use me for my hair tips and then you leave. 474 00:19:51,719 --> 00:19:54,089 We could fire up another game of Dirty Little Secret. 475 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,015 No, that's okay. 476 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,555 - I don't think he wrote the letter. - I'll be right back. 477 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,294 The Matty investigation was inconclusive. 478 00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:18,258 But if I was a judge, 479 00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,104 I'd throw his case out of court. 480 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:37,135 Next on Awkward... 481 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,056 Matty asked you? 482 00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,885 Well, it wasn't an official invite, 483 00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:41,318 but he asked what color dress I was wearing, 484 00:20:41,319 --> 00:20:42,439 which is kind of the same thing. 485 00:20:42,469 --> 00:20:45,215 I was just nominated for Sophmore Winter Formal princess. 486 00:20:45,216 --> 00:20:46,141 Aaaaaahhhhhhh!! 487 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:47,998 I want to go to Formal with you. 488 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,632 What do ya' say, gorgeous? 489 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:54,141 Keep reading. 490 00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:57,423 I got the Heisman from Jenna. 491 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,345 - I thought she was into me. - Jenna Hamilton? 492 00:20:59,346 --> 00:21:00,546 Do you know who she's going with?