1 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:05,128 My name's Don Konkey. 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:06,672 I take pictures. 3 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:13,441 My best friend, Lucy Spiller, runs these two magazines. 4 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,777 I want those photos on my desk tonight. 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,716 - She works really hard. - Anything breaks, I'm reachable. 6 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,549 Guys, have fun. 7 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:25,785 This is Holt McLaren. He's a good actor, but he's not hot. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,087 Screw you. 9 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:32,425 His girlfriend is Julia Mallory. She's a big star. 10 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:34,058 You just love me. 11 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:37,195 She's hot. 12 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,296 I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine. 13 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:42,034 - I'm a big fan. - Right. 14 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:46,602 Lucy got Holt to give her dirt on this superstar, Kira Klay. 15 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,875 Kira OD'ed. 16 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,851 What are you doing?! 17 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:54,249 When Holt found out, he crashed his car. 18 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,615 And now he's hot. 19 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:07,664 Wait, this is hard for me because I have a tenuous grasp on what's real. 20 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,828 - [man 1] Donny, Donny, Donny. - [man 2] Hey, Donny! 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,735 I'm OK. 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,397 I'm a functional schizophrenic. 23 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:17,807 Lucy helps me... 24 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,938 ...and I help her. 25 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,952 Don? 26 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,510 Don, listen to me. 27 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,416 Don? 28 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,091 Are you all right? 29 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:42,129 Yes, Lucy. 30 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:45,968 Are you sure? Do you want me to call Dr. Shalba? 31 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,529 No. I was just thinking. 32 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:52,044 OK. I need a shot of Kira Klay for the Dirt cover. 33 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,602 She's dead. 34 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,942 I know, Don. 35 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,083 I need you inside the funeral. 36 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:02,248 I'm gonna put you in a suit, a nice suit. 37 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,482 [Don] OK. 38 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,860 [Lucy] You're gonna blend in in a suit. 39 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,293 We have a guy on the inside. 40 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:13,196 He's got a shaved head and a pinstripe suit. 41 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,724 His name is Baby. You hand him your invite, 42 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,671 - tell him you're Kira's cousin, Dan. - I'm Kira's cousin, Dan. 43 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,775 Thanks for coming. Right this way. 44 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:32,579 [organ music playing] 45 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:51,464 - What? - What? 46 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,869 Something wrong? 47 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,771 Nah, nah, I'm good. 48 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,474 How are you feeling? You wanna get out of here? 49 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,276 No, I don't. I feel like we should stay. 50 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:05,043 I just feel like... [sobs] 51 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:08,177 Hey, no, it's gonna be OK. 52 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,493 I still don't remember anything about the accident. 53 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,489 That car came out of nowhere, huh? 54 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,122 It's a blur. 55 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,265 I just miss her. 56 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,836 I know. I know, me too. 57 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,964 And I feel like everybody's staring at me. 58 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,273 Here, here. 59 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,716 You save my life and nurse me back to health. 60 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:43,850 Come on. 61 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,959 It was just... It was just... 62 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:53,556 Man, I was gonna be a daddy, and she was into it, man. 63 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,567 She was totally feeling it. 64 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,604 Yeah, she was awesome. 65 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:03,608 When she first moved here, we hooked up at a party. Whew... awesome. 66 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,970 [Johnny] Julia looks wrecked, dude. 67 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,675 [Jeff] Well, she almost died. 68 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,218 Tragic times, bro. 69 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,217 I gotta take a piss. 70 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:48,451 [Lucy] Just get the shot of Kira. 71 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:53,014 I know you can do it. I know you can. 72 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,373 [# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep] 73 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,230 [Lucy] We're in a war here. 74 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,269 It may be a war of the absurd, but it's a war just the same. 75 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:41,329 First there was Blair Marshall, princess of pop without a hit in over a year. 76 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,733 Then there was Logan Hix, 77 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:48,304 struggling after the breakup of his boy band, Straight Up Lovin'. 78 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,646 But when Blair met Logan, there was a media frenzy, Blogan. 79 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:55,812 - And now... - [man] Hey, sugar tits! 80 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,254 - Is that bloat or a blump? - [all laughing] 81 00:05:58,591 --> 00:05:59,683 [Lucy] Blump. 82 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,487 No couple has ever been so controlling about their pregnancy 83 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:04,928 and baby pictures. 84 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,464 Clear a path, greaseball. 85 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,501 Why don't you hold her hand and give us a picture? 86 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:15,234 [Lucy] It started with their pregnancy announcement and a pap confrontation. 87 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,468 Make my day, or maybe they didn't teach you 88 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,511 how to throw a punch in boy band school. 89 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,671 Get out of my face, bitch! 90 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,113 [all gasping] 91 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,975 I hope that girly punch was worth it! 92 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,988 You just bought me a first-class trip to Bali! 93 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,489 It's the perfect storm for a cover story. 94 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,324 This baby picture is what Wal-Mart mommy wants. 95 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,694 And it's gonna be the cover of Now. 96 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,257 I want some kick-ass cover lines by lunch. 97 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:45,600 I don't have time for pitches. I'm on my way to Dirt. See ya. 98 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,971 OK, let's see what you have. 99 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:56,776 I think we're close with the Kira Klay cover. 100 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,213 Now, the other magazines will run a cover pretty much like this one. 101 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,812 But none of them will run one like this. 102 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,956 I have someone on the funeral photos. 103 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,187 [all groaning] 104 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:13,826 [groans] What, is this too hard-core for you Columbia J-school grads? 105 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:18,269 This isn't Tiger Beat. All right, what's out there today? 106 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,898 - Um, celebrity fat farms? - Do you have art? 107 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:23,532 More than you would ever want. 108 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,169 I'll put it down for five, two spreads and a single. 109 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:29,408 Keep the text tight. The photos should sell the story. 110 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,416 Tell Makeup to watch the adjacencies. 111 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:35,250 I don't want Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker ads opposite the fatties. 112 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:39,254 I'm so sorry. Gibson Horne, his car just pulled up. Your office. 113 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,987 Terry, take over. I want some great cover tries 114 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:46,293 and the book on my desk in five minutes. Charge it. 115 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:50,131 - The lady sneezed the entire week? - Why don't you have a seat, Brent. 116 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,363 - Hello, Gibson. - Hey. 117 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,998 - Mm, how are you doing, sweet pea? - I'm good. 118 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:57,075 - Are you sleeping? - Not so much. 119 00:07:57,176 --> 00:08:00,942 - Aw. You are a beauty. - You didn't show up to compliment me. 120 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,710 I wish I could say you were wrong. Please, have a seat. 121 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:16,728 Lucy, are you familiar with Tina Harrad? 122 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,697 Who disgraced her magazine by Photoshopping the cover? 123 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:24,134 No, the one who got her newsstand up over 1 50 percent in less than a year. 124 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,504 She's got some very interesting ideas about our operation. 125 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:31,338 Are you talking about bringing her in under me? 126 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,708 Um, instead of you. 127 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,679 [laughs] 128 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:37,978 Brent's bringing me up to speed on numbers. 129 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:42,009 - Seems your spending's out of control. - If you're talking about overhead... 130 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:45,353 Oh, I'm talking about overhead, efficiencies, sell-through... 131 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,387 ...being snubbed at the last five ASME Awards. 132 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,793 Screw the ASMEs. 133 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,831 They're a circle jerk for editors 134 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:56,459 to feel good about writing 5,000-word stories on Abu Ghraib. 135 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:01,997 The Dirt efficiencies are strong. And Now is turning around. 136 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:05,510 Well, you're gonna make them for less money. Knock off 20 percent. 137 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:06,806 Come on, Gib... 138 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,212 Lucy, do not mistake fondness for weakness. 139 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,410 I will tolerate a lot of things. 140 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,045 But I will not tolerate someone losing my money. 141 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,022 We'll find a way. 142 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,785 No, you'll find a way, 143 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,419 or so help me, I will bury you. 144 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,200 Now, y'all have a nice day. 145 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,569 Damn. 146 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,450 I'm telling you, buddy... 147 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:49,983 ...she opened her eyes. She looked at me. 148 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,113 She was beautiful. 149 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,239 No. No. No. 150 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,342 Oh, Lucy's not gonna like that, buddy. 151 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,606 She's not gonna like that at all. 152 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,844 [indistinct chatter] 153 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:21,284 - OK, everybody, listen up! - Swag pile! 154 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,151 Between the watches and the phones and the wrinkle creams 155 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:28,716 and the free spa vacations, there's about $20,000 worth of swag here. 156 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,762 Now needs help. 157 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,889 Anybody who can come up with a great exclusive on Blogan 158 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,230 gets to pick something from the pile. 159 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,997 - Nice! - Very cool. 160 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,807 [Hawaiian music plays] 161 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:51,073 [whirring sound] 162 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,414 [seagull cawing] 163 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,317 [knocking] 164 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,322 [Lucy] Don! 165 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,657 Lucy? 166 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:10,325 [Lucy] Don! I've left you five messages. Open the door. 167 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,596 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm OK. 168 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,199 I need to see the Kira Klay shots. 169 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:20,245 - OK. - What? 170 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,473 - It's not ready. - The shots? 171 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,073 - My house. - I don't care about your house. 172 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,447 I will be sending over my housekeeper. 173 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,616 Uh, no! Everything's where it's supposed to be. 174 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,991 - OK. - I'm so sorry, Lucy. 175 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,996 It's OK. It's just... It's filthy. 176 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,622 I didn't get the shot. 177 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:44,731 What? Jesus, Don, this is not the goddamn day. What happened? 178 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,240 I was using the lapel camera, and when I got to her, 179 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:51,470 I switched to the ChapStick cam because I wanted it to be perfect. 180 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,909 And it was. It was perfect. 181 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:57,540 There was a shaft of light from outside, and she was beautiful, she was perfect. 182 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:02,178 And then, I guess there was a light leak. 183 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,189 I never had a light leak in a ChapStick camera! 184 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:09,626 I want that cover inset. Do you know if she's being cremated or buried? 185 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,957 No, Lucy, please! 186 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:14,158 - I'm gonna make some calls. - She's not gonna like that. 187 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,929 - What? - Nothing. 188 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,932 Don, I really need your help. We've got one more shot at this if we're lucky. 189 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,374 Lucy's under a lot of pressure. 190 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:30,507 OK, Don, sweetheart, would you look at me? OK? 191 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,883 This is just like when we were in school on the paper, remember? 192 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:38,219 OK? We were the only ones who could write and shoot. 193 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:43,250 It's just like that. It's just the two of us, and we can't fail. 194 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,853 I won't fail, Lucy. I won't. 195 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:47,799 OK. 196 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,436 [rock music plays] 197 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:15,227 - Mind if I cut in? - [grunting] 198 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,386 Uh-uh-uh-uh. 199 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,023 Call security, and you don't make it home tonight. 200 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,964 I pull out a Sharpie, sign a sneaker, 201 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,901 and they'll load you in the trunk for me. 202 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,537 It's good to see you. 203 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,004 You look good. 204 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,540 I thought we had something special. 205 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,742 We did. We do. 206 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:42,948 - So special you set me up? - I wouldn't... [gasps] 207 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,853 [moans] 208 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,355 His name's Don. 209 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,036 [whimpering] 210 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,103 He lives in East Hollywood. 211 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,372 I have his card. 212 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,913 - Hey, Lucy, I got something. - What? 213 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,474 Blair Marshall just made a seven-figure deal 214 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:17,249 to pose for Playboy two months after her due date. 215 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,450 Denise Richards was six. 216 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,494 Two months? That's impossible. 217 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,431 Uh, excuse me. 218 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:30,059 Elliott Green gets to pick something from the swag pile. 219 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,868 Swag pile. 220 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,040 - [man] Way to go, man. - [woman] Good job. 221 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:38,234 [man 2] Suck up! Of course it was Elliott. 222 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:47,852 Hey. Hey, what's my sweet little nephew doing tomorrow? 223 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,848 Brent, get out of my chair. 224 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:55,017 Oh, I did it. And you know something, you should be kissing my ass 225 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:59,053 just a little bit more considering I probably just saved your job. 226 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,724 So after you threaten it, now you're gonna save it? 227 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,566 Oh, give me a break. I think we both know you want to stay here. 228 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,004 Let me see your little masterpiece. 229 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:11,175 Editorial's gonna take the biggest hit. 230 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,507 Well, it's already a wasteland. 231 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,275 [laughs] Look at these bullshit numbers. 232 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,715 What, you're just gonna eliminate the fact-checking department? 233 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,376 How much crack are you smoking? 234 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,581 Know what I love about you? Besides, you know, nothing? 235 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,592 - It's that can-do attitude. - You know what you can do? 236 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,218 You can get out of my office. 237 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,594 I count a 23 percent reduction in overhead right there. 238 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:37,329 Twenty percent of which is in editorial. This is like a cheap power grab. 239 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,167 I have two magazines to put out. 240 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,704 I love your proposal, by the way. 241 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,300 It's so colorful. Gib is gonna love it. 242 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,480 - Excuse me, Lucy. - Thank you. 243 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,250 Oh, she's like 23. She's way too old for you. 244 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,289 No, 23 is good. 245 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,253 [soft rock music playing] 246 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,001 [buzzing] 247 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,742 [doorbell rings] 248 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,120 [doorbell rings again] 249 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,662 I have told you guys a million times, 250 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,896 Ieave the packages at the door, don't ring. 251 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,596 It's Holt McLaren. 252 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:50,870 What are you doing here? 253 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,106 Well, you told me if I ever needed anything... 254 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,646 - Well, you gave me your address. - You could've called. 255 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,978 Well, I didn't. 256 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,417 Can I talk to you? It'll just take a minute. 257 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,920 Mm-hm. 258 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,118 You look different. 259 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,658 I was almost asleep. 260 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,455 What's up? 261 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,960 I need a favor. 262 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,828 A favor. What kind of favor? 263 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,835 For Julia. 264 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:33,474 I wanna... I wanna do something nice for her. 265 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,848 She's wrecked. 266 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,255 She's on these painkillers. She can't sleep. 267 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:46,562 She doesn't remember what happened with Kira and with the accident. 268 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:51,001 - I'm sure you filled her in. - Yeah, of course I did. 269 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,999 She lost her best friend. 270 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,908 So you want to do something nice and make it all better. 271 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,912 Come on, Lucy, don't give me your patronizing bullshit. 272 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,841 Look, please, I'm asking you for a favor. 273 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:10,355 Like a little piece in your magazine to make her feel better, 274 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,356 just a little better for a minute. 275 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,892 Julia is a part of a whole feeding frenzy. 276 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,418 People only want to hear "poor Julia" stories. 277 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,158 So... so that's it? 278 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:24,191 It is if you don't stop the "I'm from West Virginia" thing. 279 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,238 I've invested too much time and energy in you. 280 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:31,470 You had this heroic moment. The whole world sees you differently. 281 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,239 You are a star now. You have power. 282 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,905 All right. 283 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,216 Then demand things. 284 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,254 If you don't start using your power, you will lose it. 285 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,514 All right. So... so give Julia a story. 286 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,054 Do it. 287 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,658 Does Julia know Blair Marshall? 288 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,924 Yeah. 289 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,732 They were in Hell House together. 290 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,931 I need an extra 500 for the wait. 291 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,340 Mm-hm. 292 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,843 OK. 293 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,814 Just get the face. I don't want anyone to be able to see the crematorium. 294 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:26,257 I... I'm really sorry, but I have to take your picture now. 295 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,357 Lucy needs it. Uh... 296 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,096 She has to compete in a very tough market. 297 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,867 She's a good person. She just has to compete. 298 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:39,001 I gotta help her because I'm the only one she has. And... 299 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,138 I can't fail. 300 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,513 I thought you were great in From Here to America 301 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:51,818 and Hell House and Made You Look and Unearthly September. 302 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,825 That one got five stars, 303 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,794 and your performance was "joyously transcendent," 304 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:01,161 according to Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times. 305 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:06,399 All right. We gotta move this one. 306 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,132 [Don] OK. 307 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,666 It's been nice talking to you. 308 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,172 Bye. 309 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,231 [indistinct chatter] 310 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,171 Excuse me. Hi. 311 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:49,503 I couldn't help but overhear that you're in the childcare field? 312 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,310 That's right. 313 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:57,013 We just lost our wonderful person this week, and I am just desperate. 314 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,247 You don't have an agency? 315 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,486 Oh, no. No, of course we do. It's just, you know, 316 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:07,122 we have to go through 1 00 interviews before we can find someone who's... 317 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,827 - You know, who's discreet enough. - Oh? 318 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:14,701 Well, my husband is very prominent in the entertainment industry. 319 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,604 Really? And who's that? 320 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:24,709 I'm... I'm so sorry. I can't tell you. Um... 321 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:28,286 You know how it is with security and everything. 322 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,279 It's crazy. 323 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,921 It can be so... so isolating sometimes. 324 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,890 I wish we could live a normal life. 325 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,058 Well, of course you do, dear. 326 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:47,970 Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't even know you. 327 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,133 Have a wipe, darling. 328 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,204 Now, you were saying... 329 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,044 Well, I just thought you might know who, 330 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:03,087 you know, the most discreet celebrity baby nurses might be. 331 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,020 There's just a handful, dear. 332 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,455 I know. 333 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,722 I was just talking to that wonderful nurse who Blair and Logan were using, 334 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:17,235 and she was telling me that she had a friend who might be available, 335 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:22,069 but I can't reach them, because they've gone into hiding. 336 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:27,376 Blair and Logan's baby nurse... You mean Gabriela. 337 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:32,415 Yes! Yes, yes, that's right! That's right, Gabriela. 338 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,349 Mm-hm. 339 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,261 Um, Lucy? 340 00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:47,492 Hey, I got something on the baby nurse. 341 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,397 Yeah? 342 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:52,301 Name, number, rates, a little history, hometown, 343 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,736 immigration status. 344 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,936 Nice. You can pick something from the swag pile. 345 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,168 Oh, no, thanks. 346 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:03,146 "No, thanks"? 347 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:08,175 Well, it sounds kind of stupid, but I do it for the story. 348 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,318 Come here. Check this out. 349 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,283 What is it? 350 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,524 It's a still from the Altman film where Blair played a pregnant runaway. 351 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,828 - Wow, she really looks pregnant. - Mm-hm. 352 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,664 She really does. So... 353 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,998 So she's not having a baby? 354 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:32,237 But she made a deal with People to take her first baby pictures. 355 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,179 Black market? 356 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,011 No. If she's too vain to carry a baby, 357 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,949 she's way too vain not to have a little Blogan. 358 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,179 Surrogate. 359 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,317 Find out where this pregnancy pad is, 360 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,984 and check into all of our fertility-clinic sources. 361 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:52,587 Willa, listen to me, if this gets out in any way, they get on to us, 362 00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:55,132 the whole story's over. 363 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,863 Whether she's carrying a baby or not, this girl's my next cover. 364 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,768 Do you understand? 365 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,205 - Yeah, yeah. - OK. 366 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,382 [man] How's that sidebar coming? 367 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,815 - Oh, oh, I'm sorry. - No, it's OK. 368 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:51,913 OK. So there was a break-in last fall at the Universal wardrobe house. 369 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,517 They claimed a couple pieces of costume jewelry and a clown suit 370 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:58,529 and three of the pregnancy prosthetics 371 00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:01,225 built for Blair Marshall for the Altman film. 372 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:03,358 Let me guess, one for each trimester? 373 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,699 - You got it. - Oh, this is great. 374 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:09,501 OK, just keep following the story. Don't leak a word, not even in-house. 375 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:13,135 Create a secret edit queue and file your stuff there. 376 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:17,545 I want only dummy text and gray space up on that wall. 377 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,150 - You know what really pisses me off? - What? 378 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:24,154 I was the first person to report this pregnancy. 379 00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:28,352 And she played me. Oh, God, I really don't appreciate that. 380 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:29,859 - Stick around. - OK. 381 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:37,062 I'll want you to write copy on a fashion piece we're doing on Julia Mallory. 382 00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,569 It's a many-looks retrospective kind of thing. 383 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:43,334 She's gonna be sitting with you and one of our photo editors. 384 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:45,774 I thought we were sticking to the tragedy angle. 385 00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:47,675 We're gonna go counter to that. 386 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:50,579 - See how that plays. - OK. 387 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,815 Holt! Hey, dude! 388 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,148 Hey. 389 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,883 Look at you, man. Lean and mean. 390 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:01,391 - What, are you here for a meeting? - Yeah. 391 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:03,427 - Which one? - Angry Inch. 392 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:07,329 - Right. Passed on it. - Of course you did. 393 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,233 Your teeth look really white. Did you get veneers or something? 394 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,170 No. I gotta go. 395 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,799 I heard you got the Fincher movie. How's it going? 396 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,175 It's OK, thanks. 397 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:24,204 Yeah, I was up for that shit. Thought it fell apart in the second act. 398 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:25,943 But when I sat down with Fincher, 399 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:29,976 I was like, "Holt McLaren could be really awesome for this part," 400 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,615 so who knows? Maybe I got you the part. 401 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:37,352 Listen, Johnny. You didn't get me the damn part. 402 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,657 I got the part. 403 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:42,860 I got the part because people want me. You know, your shit's over. 404 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,494 You're the punchline to half a dozen jokes. 405 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,506 The only reason no one has told you what a blight you are to humanity 406 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:52,338 is because you make $5 million a movie. 407 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,570 [laughing] Dude! 408 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,376 What is your damage? 409 00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:01,945 Oh, yeah, and I made 7 mil for Subliminal Velocity. 410 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,647 Enjoy it while it lasts, dude. 411 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,690 Say hi to Julia for me, will ya? 412 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,556 It's a pleasure to meet you, Gabriela. 413 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,397 I wanted to come here in person to tell you I don't want anything from you. 414 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:20,598 I don't want to be famous, and l am not interested in your magazine. 415 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,697 And I don't betray my clients. 416 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,072 OK, well, thanks anyway for coming in. 417 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,702 Is that it? 418 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:31,738 Um, yeah. Willa, you want to walk her out? 419 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,343 Oh, do you want your parking validated? 420 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,786 No, I didn't park in the... 421 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:41,223 If you'll remain loyal when you're getting paid half the going rate, 422 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,590 then there's nothing I can say. 423 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,823 What do you mean, "half the going rate"? 424 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:48,763 The TomKitten baby nurse? $95 an hour. 425 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:52,931 That's a 1 2-hour minimum, 24 when they travel, 426 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:55,302 and plus the confidentiality clause, 427 00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,739 that's, uh...I don't know. You do the math. 428 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:01,369 - But they... they... - Kyle and Deb, 80. 429 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:04,904 And they're nowhere near the stars that Blair and Logan are. 430 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,713 They told me this was the top rate. 431 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:11,149 And yet you remain loyal. I think that's fantastic. 432 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,388 And what if I didn't? 433 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:18,020 Well, um... I know that you don't want to be a star. 434 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,791 But I also know that you're from Flora de Mayo 435 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,834 and that your mother and sister are there with other family. 436 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:24,960 How do you know...? 437 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:28,062 I'm a journalist. And I know that you worry about them 438 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:30,004 and their standard of living. 439 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:32,134 And if I help you? 440 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:36,738 Well, there's a farm with some acreage and a very nice house 441 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:40,376 next to your mother that's for sale for about $200,000, U.S. 442 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:44,114 I think that if you help us, that could be a very realistic goal. 443 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,515 The insiders are reporting that she's going 444 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:51,153 to induce at the superstar suite at Cedars. 445 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,756 They're all camped out there. I don't think they're gonna go to Cedars. 446 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,893 No, I think there'll be too many unanswered questions there 447 00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,938 due to the nature of the pregnancy. 448 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,973 Don't you think? 449 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:07,838 I think you are right. But they don't tell me the location. 450 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,473 When the baby comes, they will call, and then they will send a car. 451 00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:14,615 OK, well, why don't you let us worry about that. 452 00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:18,816 All you need to do is take that baby to the window 453 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:21,051 for a shot of California sun. 454 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,287 You know how the babies get jaundice. 455 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:30,791 It's the house plus $1 00,000, U.S. 456 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:34,635 I want half the money up front, non-refundable, 457 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,833 and the other half if you get your picture. 458 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,576 Congratulations on your new home. 459 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:43,737 Here, I'll walk you out. 460 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,744 [video game sound effects] 461 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:57,791 Hey. 462 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,688 Hey, I can't see the screen. 463 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:02,062 Sorry. 464 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,066 Babe? 465 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:08,506 Yeah. 466 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,733 I was thinking we should... 467 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,744 We should send something to Blair and Logan. 468 00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:17,007 You know, some kind of baby gift. 469 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,583 I know, totally. 470 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:24,816 Where are they having the baby? I should get the address. 471 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,153 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 472 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,386 Yes! Level five! 473 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:34,727 - What? - The address. 474 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,029 Oh, you have to call her mom 475 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:40,195 because they're hiding out there until it's time. 476 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:44,508 It's in my book. It's under "BM Mom." 477 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:45,873 Cool. 478 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:48,539 Hey. 479 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,076 - I love you. - I love you. 480 00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,887 I love you. 481 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,150 - Was that...? - It was great. 482 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,752 - But you didn't... - No. 483 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,318 Nothing? 484 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:41,161 No, no, no, I didn't say "nothing." No, no. I just didn't come. 485 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:44,828 Sorry. 486 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,463 No, it was nice. 487 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,268 Maybe you could give me some direction. 488 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:53,708 I could draw you a map. It's not gonna happen. 489 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,116 Wow. 490 00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:04,579 Listen, it's not you, OK? I just... I have better luck alone. 491 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:09,623 Oh, so... a vibrator? 492 00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:11,955 Mm-hm. 493 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:16,827 You know, they say you can get, like, desensitized. 494 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:21,637 Yeah. Well, maybe I was never sensitized to begin with. 495 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:23,697 What about, um...? 496 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,473 Did you...? Did you come the last time? 497 00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:33,779 So, what am I doing here? 498 00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:35,876 I had a really nice time. 499 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,047 There's that word again, "nice." 500 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,680 And "had." 501 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:43,659 So does that mean it's over? 502 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,992 I do have a lot of work to do. 503 00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:50,899 So essentially, I'm a booty call. 504 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,530 Well... yeah. 505 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:58,370 You know, I don't know why I'm having such a problem with that. 506 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,579 Know how many times I've wanted a chick 507 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,512 to turn into a sandwich when I was done? 508 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:08,916 I'm a rock musician. Booty calls are my stock-in-trade. 509 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,251 Well, then, if anybody understands, then... 510 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:15,486 Right, right. I'll just grab my stuff. [grunts] 511 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:17,527 Yeah, right. 512 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,358 I make pancakes from scratch. 513 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,988 Mm, carbs. 514 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:26,196 Or I could get out my guitar and play some Bon Jovi-sounding bullshit ballad, 515 00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:27,931 tell you I wrote it for you. 516 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:31,100 I've got, like, two more hours of work to do tonight. 517 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:34,736 Wow... you're like a guy. 518 00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:36,671 You really are. 519 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,411 See you later. 520 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:56,798 - Oh, this is surreal. - What? 521 00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:01,863 I don't know, it just seems like we do a lot to avoid these magazines. 522 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:04,134 Yeah, but this'll be good for you. All right? 523 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:07,575 It's gonna get you back in the public eye. 524 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,203 You're right. 525 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,646 It's still surreal, though. 526 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:16,647 Hi. Hi, thank you guys so much for coming down. I'm Willa McPherson. 527 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,655 - Julia Mallory. - Holt McLaren. 528 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:22,215 I know who you are. You're my favorite Hollywood couple. 529 00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:24,784 Sorry. Follow me. 530 00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:29,390 Our idea is to do a sort of "many looks of Julia Mallory" piece. 531 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:32,027 We're gonna pull really great red carpet shots 532 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:35,266 and some candids, and, you know, different haircuts. 533 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:38,502 Readers love that kind of thing. The art department is this way. 534 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,077 Hello. 535 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,339 This is our editor-in-chief, Lucy Spiller. 536 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,573 - Hi. - How are you? 537 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:46,206 Thank you so much for doing this. 538 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:49,344 Thank you for your willingness to be a part of the story. 539 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,446 And you, the hero. 540 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:56,789 I know. I wouldn't be here to do this story if it weren't for him. 541 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,829 No, you wouldn't. 542 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:02,831 Well, we should... we should probably do this. Right? 543 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,800 - Mm. - She's gotta get some rest. 544 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,167 OK. Bye. 545 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:09,263 I'll introduce you to the photo editor. 546 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,223 Hey, hey, hey! Prince Tyreese! 547 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,383 Yeah, that's right. 548 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,690 I'm a big, big fan. 549 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:34,253 Bullshit! You set me up with that skank! 550 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:37,893 Those... those pictures, those were great. 551 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:40,527 You were in the hot tub and the chaise lounge 552 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:43,369 and the whipped cream and the strap-on right in your... 553 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:48,543 You wanna talk about that anymore? Why don't you say that shit again? 554 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:49,580 No. 555 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,548 - Who you working with? - I'm a small businessman. 556 00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:56,781 - Who hired you for those pictures? - Nobody, just me. 557 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,446 You lying nutbag. 558 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:03,221 You hold the third highest all-time rebound record, 559 00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:06,354 but your free-throw percentage is hurting the team. 560 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:10,196 In the first three games, you averaged 22 points, 561 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:13,567 then it went up to 26 points by game four, then you fouled out. 562 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:17,373 You son of a bitch! 563 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,575 You're bent. 564 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:23,808 Technically, I'm schizophrenic. But I am high-functioning. 565 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,813 So beautiful... 566 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,749 - What? - So beautiful. 567 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:38,994 He was my buddy, yeah. But he's gone... gone. 568 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:49,467 [Prince Tyreese] Crazy little cockroach. 569 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,041 This shit ain't over. 570 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:53,875 OK. 571 00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:11,795 [man] There they are! 572 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,226 [cameras clicking] 573 00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:24,237 [Lucy] Cedars will be a zoo. We'll send shooters to throw people off. 574 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:26,868 Now, the competition is going to be insane. 575 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:29,640 But that's OK because we've got the right information. 576 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:35,313 Our intel says the baby's going to be born somewhere else. 577 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,885 [all yelling] 578 00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:21,531 [Lucy] They're gonna be using decoys and impostors to evade us. 579 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:37,338 But we're gonna be in the right place at the right time. 580 00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,571 Aw, that's not the shot. 581 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,615 [Don] Yeah, I got it. 582 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,957 Y es. Y es! 583 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,190 I'm counting on you. I thought that was obvious. 584 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,960 Yeah, lakeside, Thursday. Love to Katie. 585 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,770 If Tina Harrad can beat that, he should give her the job. 586 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,635 How's that feel? 587 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:41,436 Being the first tabloid editor to put a dead star on the cover? 588 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:43,446 It feels great. 589 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,811 Great like pornographer great? 590 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,851 Well, you call it what you want. 591 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:51,786 Just about every news outlet in the world has picked up this story. 592 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,017 The media bloggers are going ape-shit, 593 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,286 and you think that cover's not gonna pop? 594 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,521 I told you to up the draw. 595 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:03,927 And People made a deal for $1.5 million for the Baby Blogan pictures, 596 00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:07,236 and we scooped 'em for expenses. 597 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:09,602 [Brent] No doubt about it, you're the queen. 598 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,335 And you were the only one who nailed the Blogan thing. 599 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,776 [laughing] God. God, 600 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,746 I mean, too vain to carry her own baby. 601 00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:21,376 And the exclusive with the surrogate was a great touch. 602 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:24,579 So, what're you gonna do next week, Your Highness? 603 00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:25,713 Maybe I'll get lucky. 604 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:28,350 You know somebody else who's gonna die? 605 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,486 Some other big celebrity couple is gonna fake a baby? 606 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:36,261 Those are the only covers that are gonna keep us out of debt. 607 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,097 Well, thanks for your concern, but that's my problem. 608 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:42,628 No, it's not. As of tomorrow, it's Tina Harrad's problem. 609 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,440 Unless you accept my cuts. 610 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:14,701 Holy shit. 611 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:26,105 Hi. I want you, Terry and Janice to meet me in the office in 1 5 minutes. 612 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,183 They did a nice job, huh? 613 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,923 Yeah... it looks awesome. 614 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,623 You wanna go out? 615 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:46,795 - Are you feeling up to it? - Yeah, why not? 616 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:49,897 - All right. - I'll get dressed. 617 00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:12,460 [groaning, coughing] 618 00:42:17,801 --> 00:42:19,564 Oh, this better be good, sweet pea, 619 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:23,664 because what I was dreaming is illegal in most states. 620 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,504 Let me just say this, Gibson. 621 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:30,169 Whatever happens tonight, you will never forget this moment. 622 00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:32,807 This is what we both live for. 623 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:37,651 You want to cut your overhead by 20 percent? 624 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:39,713 How about 50? 625 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,257 [chuckles] 626 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:50,595 We combine the magazines. One monster publication. 627 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:53,398 The credibility of Now with all the lurid fun of Dirt. 628 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,735 - A glossy tabloid. - It is more than that. 629 00:42:57,808 --> 00:43:01,244 This is People magazine with a healthy dose of "screw you." 630 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:04,770 It's the National Enquirer without the penis-enlargement ads. 631 00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:08,147 Wal-Mart mommy will love it, and so will the rich sorority girls. 632 00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:10,482 You know, when I bought Now magazine, 633 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:13,216 I thought I had paid my way into legitimacy. 634 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,518 I bought an institution. 635 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:18,551 Now magazine brought America through the second half of the 20th century. 636 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:22,725 It was solid, dependable, but it is over. It's culturally irrelevant. 637 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,825 Well, then I'm culturally irrelevant. 638 00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:29,066 No, not if you change, not if you charge the old with the new. 639 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,834 Look at Blair and Logan. 640 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:35,242 These are two has-beens that became huge because they joined forces. 641 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:37,940 We have the chance to shape American culture. 642 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:41,608 Is this the shape we want for the culture? 643 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:47,316 You're the one who always says let the marketplace decide. 644 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:49,291 This is what the marketplace wants. 645 00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:53,690 - You need this. - No, you need this. 646 00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,132 If I do this for you... 647 00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:02,900 You name it. I'll do anything. I know this will succeed. 648 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,507 I know it. I can feel it. 649 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:08,472 - Brent Barrow know anything about this? - I came straight to you. 650 00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:11,514 - Vision is not a part of his job. - He won't be pleased. 651 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:14,915 I don't give a shit. I don't work for him. 652 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,277 And God help you if you're wrong. 653 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:20,656 I won't be. 654 00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:23,090 [music playing] 655 00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:34,460 Yeah, see? Told you. 656 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,923 [buzzing] 657 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:29,018 [breathing heavily] 658 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,255 'Morning, sweetheart.