1 00:00:03,278 --> 00:00:04,929 My name is Don Konkey. 2 00:00:05,183 --> 00:00:06,908 I take pictures. 3 00:00:10,315 --> 00:00:13,800 My best friend Lucy Spiller runs these 2 magazines. 4 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,931 I want those photos on my desk tonight. 5 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:17,428 She works really hard. 6 00:00:17,682 --> 00:00:19,782 If anything breaks, I'm reachable. Guys... 7 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:21,604 have fun! 8 00:00:21,932 --> 00:00:23,437 This is Holt McLaren. 9 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,233 He's a good actor but he's not hot. 10 00:00:26,245 --> 00:00:27,680 Screw you! 11 00:00:28,602 --> 00:00:32,810 His girlfriend is Julia Mallory, she's a big star. 12 00:00:33,187 --> 00:00:34,685 You just love me. 13 00:00:35,781 --> 00:00:37,106 She's hot. 14 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:40,620 I'm Lucy Spiller, Now Magazine. 15 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,310 - I'm a big fan. - Right. 16 00:00:42,527 --> 00:00:46,700 Lucy got Holt to give her dirt on this superstar Kira Klay. 17 00:00:49,127 --> 00:00:50,852 Kira ODed. 18 00:00:52,027 --> 00:00:54,360 When Holt found out, he crashed his car. 19 00:00:57,007 --> 00:00:58,431 Now he's hot. 20 00:01:03,017 --> 00:01:03,860 Wait! 21 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:05,210 This is hard for me 22 00:01:05,285 --> 00:01:08,293 because I have a tenuous grasp on what's real. 23 00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:12,472 I'm okay. 24 00:01:12,987 --> 00:01:15,292 I'm a functional schizophrenic. 25 00:01:15,668 --> 00:01:17,232 Lucy helps me. 26 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:22,953 And I help her. 27 00:01:25,267 --> 00:01:26,583 Don. 28 00:01:27,317 --> 00:01:28,930 Don, listen to me. 29 00:01:33,188 --> 00:01:34,460 Don? 30 00:01:36,698 --> 00:01:37,650 Are you alright? 31 00:01:40,077 --> 00:01:41,532 Yes, Lucy. 32 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:46,121 Are you sure? Do you want me to call Dr. Shalber? 33 00:01:46,418 --> 00:01:49,523 - No, I was just thinking. - Okay. 34 00:01:49,788 --> 00:01:52,600 I need a shot of Kira Klay for the Dirt cover. 35 00:01:52,787 --> 00:01:53,810 She's dead. 36 00:01:54,145 --> 00:01:55,683 I know Don. 37 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,252 I need you inside the funeral home. 38 00:01:58,905 --> 00:02:02,502 We're gonna put you in a suit. A nice suit. 39 00:02:02,646 --> 00:02:04,111 Okay. 40 00:02:06,317 --> 00:02:08,513 You're gonna blend in in a suit. 41 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,671 We have a guy on the inside. 42 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,902 He's got a shaved head and a pin-striped suit. 43 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,512 His name is Baby. 44 00:02:15,515 --> 00:02:17,193 You hand him your invite, 45 00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:19,840 tell him you're Kira's cousin Dan. 46 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:49,383 What? 47 00:02:49,817 --> 00:02:50,771 What? 48 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,751 Is something wrong? 49 00:02:54,037 --> 00:02:56,082 No. No, I'm good. 50 00:02:57,807 --> 00:02:59,452 You wanna get out of here? 51 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:02,463 No, I don't. I feel like we should stay. 52 00:03:03,047 --> 00:03:04,702 I just feel like... 53 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:07,960 It's gonna be okay. 54 00:03:11,697 --> 00:03:15,073 I still don't remember anything about the accident. 55 00:03:15,588 --> 00:03:17,450 That car came out of nowhere, huh? 56 00:03:17,926 --> 00:03:19,500 It's a blur. 57 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:25,260 - I just miss her. - I know. I know, me too. 58 00:03:25,778 --> 00:03:28,232 I feel like everybody is staring at me. 59 00:03:33,548 --> 00:03:35,752 Here. 60 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,730 You save my life and you nurse me back to health. 61 00:03:42,635 --> 00:03:43,730 Come on. 62 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:46,660 It was just... 63 00:03:47,766 --> 00:03:49,012 It was just... 64 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:54,210 Man, I was gonna be a daddy. And she was into it. 65 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,040 She was totally feeling it. 66 00:03:56,047 --> 00:03:59,012 Yeah, she was awesome. 67 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,422 When she first moved here, we hooked up at a party. 68 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,431 Awesome! 69 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,983 Julia looks wrecked, dude. 70 00:04:09,428 --> 00:04:12,943 - She almost died. - Tragic times, bro. 71 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:15,691 I gotta take a piss. 72 00:04:46,075 --> 00:04:48,902 Just get the shot of Kira. 73 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,721 I know you can do it. 74 00:04:51,988 --> 00:04:53,813 I know you can. 75 00:05:33,698 --> 00:05:35,200 We're in a war here. 76 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:38,313 It may be a war of the absurd but it's a war just the same. 77 00:05:38,388 --> 00:05:40,000 Firt, it was Blair Marshall. 78 00:05:40,098 --> 00:05:42,642 Princess of pop without a hit in over a year. 79 00:05:43,006 --> 00:05:44,760 Then there was Logan Ix. 80 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:48,760 Struggling after the breakup of his boyband Straight Up Loving. 81 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:53,120 But when Blair met Logan, there was a media frenzy: Blogan. 82 00:05:54,195 --> 00:05:55,612 And now... 83 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:58,581 Hey, sugar tits. Is that bloat or a blump? 84 00:05:59,086 --> 00:06:00,700 Blump. 85 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:03,781 No couple has ever been so controlling 86 00:06:03,818 --> 00:06:06,062 about their pregnancy in baby pictures. 87 00:06:06,315 --> 00:06:08,361 - Clear path, meatball. - Hey, tough guy! 88 00:06:08,446 --> 00:06:11,191 Why don't you hold her hand and give us a damn picture? 89 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,193 It started 8 months ago with their pregnancy annoucement 90 00:06:14,377 --> 00:06:16,351 and an unforgivable confrontation. 91 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:17,563 Make my day. 92 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:20,873 Or maybe they didn't teach you how to throw a punch in boyband school? 93 00:06:20,908 --> 00:06:22,840 Get out of my face, bitch! 94 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,130 I hope that girly punch was worth it to you. 95 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,690 You just bought me a first class trip to Bali! 96 00:06:32,047 --> 00:06:34,560 It's the perfect storm for a cover story. 97 00:06:35,335 --> 00:06:38,851 This baby picture is what Walmart mommy wants. 98 00:06:39,147 --> 00:06:41,141 And it's gonna be the next cover of Now. 99 00:06:41,387 --> 00:06:43,481 I want some kick-ass cover lines by lunch. 100 00:06:43,507 --> 00:06:45,743 I don't have time today for pitches, I'm on my way to Drrt. 101 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:46,981 See you. 102 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,010 Okay, let's see what you have. 103 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,613 I think we're close with the Kira Klay cover. 104 00:06:58,315 --> 00:07:02,311 The other magazines will run a cover pretty much like this one. 105 00:07:02,568 --> 00:07:05,261 But none of them will run one like this. 106 00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,571 "Shocking funeral photos". 107 00:07:08,797 --> 00:07:10,643 I have someone on the funeral photos. 108 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:14,991 What is it? Too hardcore for you Columbia J School grads? 109 00:07:14,995 --> 00:07:16,861 This isn't Tiger Beat. 110 00:07:17,225 --> 00:07:19,351 Alright, what's out there today? 111 00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:21,623 Celebrity fat bums. 112 00:07:21,846 --> 00:07:23,093 Do you have art? 113 00:07:23,095 --> 00:07:24,851 More that you would ever want. 114 00:07:24,908 --> 00:07:27,422 Alright, I'll put it down for 5, 2 spreads and a single. 115 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:30,382 Keep the text tight. The photo should sell the story. 116 00:07:30,675 --> 00:07:32,653 Tell makeup to watch the adjacencies. 117 00:07:32,688 --> 00:07:36,463 I don't want Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker ads opposite the fatties. 118 00:07:36,797 --> 00:07:40,503 I'm so sorry. Gibson Honr. His car just pulled up. Your office. 119 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:42,010 Carrie, take over the meeting. 120 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:43,570 I want some great cover trials 121 00:07:43,568 --> 00:07:45,413 and the book on my desk in 5 minutes. 122 00:07:45,628 --> 00:07:47,200 Charge it. 123 00:07:47,105 --> 00:07:49,200 That new lady steals the entire week. 124 00:07:49,225 --> 00:07:51,173 Why don't you have a sit, Brett? 125 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:52,920 - Hello, Gibson. - Hey. 126 00:07:53,285 --> 00:07:55,963 - How are you doing, sweetpea? - I'm good. 127 00:07:56,217 --> 00:07:58,300 - Are you sleeping? - Not so much. 128 00:07:58,527 --> 00:08:00,031 You are a beauty. 129 00:08:00,057 --> 00:08:02,231 I'm pretty sure you didn't show up to compliment me. 130 00:08:02,265 --> 00:08:04,093 I wish I could say you were wrong. 131 00:08:04,287 --> 00:08:05,823 Please, have a sit. 132 00:08:11,688 --> 00:08:13,043 Lucy... 133 00:08:13,407 --> 00:08:18,022 are you familiar with Tina Harrod? 134 00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:21,132 The one who disgraced her magazine by photoshopping the cover? 135 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:25,721 No, the one who got her news standup over a 150% in les than a year. 136 00:08:26,087 --> 00:08:29,570 She's got some very interesting ideas about our operation. 137 00:08:29,907 --> 00:08:32,391 Are you talking about bringing her in under me? 138 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:34,991 Instead of you. 139 00:08:36,387 --> 00:08:39,652 See, Brett's been bringing me up to speed on the numbers and 140 00:08:39,905 --> 00:08:41,831 seems to me your spending is out of control. 141 00:08:41,865 --> 00:08:43,610 Well, if you're talking about overhead... 142 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:45,051 Oh, I'm talking about overhead. 143 00:08:45,086 --> 00:08:47,490 Efficiencies, sell through. 144 00:08:47,452 --> 00:08:50,640 Being snubbed at the last 5 ASME awards. 145 00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:52,145 Screw the the ASMEs! 146 00:08:52,511 --> 00:08:54,866 They're just a circle jerk for editors to feel good 147 00:08:54,899 --> 00:08:57,753 about writing 5000 words stories on Abu Grahib! 148 00:08:57,975 --> 00:09:00,433 The Drrt efficiencies are strong. 149 00:09:00,686 --> 00:09:02,992 And Now is turning around. 150 00:09:03,008 --> 00:09:06,183 You're gonna make 'em for less money, knock off 20%. 151 00:09:06,408 --> 00:09:08,383 - Come on, Gib. - Lucy... 152 00:09:08,645 --> 00:09:11,682 do not mistake fondness for weakness. 153 00:09:11,695 --> 00:09:13,401 I will tolerate a lot of things 154 00:09:13,455 --> 00:09:16,921 but I will not tolerate someone losing my money. 155 00:09:17,148 --> 00:09:18,753 We'll find a way. 156 00:09:19,085 --> 00:09:24,470 No, you'll find a way or so help me I will bury you. 157 00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:32,020 Now you all have a nice day. 158 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:38,470 Damn! 159 00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:46,542 I'm telling you, buddy, 160 00:09:48,006 --> 00:09:50,942 she opened her eyes, she looked at me. 161 00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:53,032 She was beautiful. 162 00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:07,801 No! 163 00:10:07,735 --> 00:10:09,601 No! No! 164 00:10:11,025 --> 00:10:13,662 Lucy is not gonna like that, buddy. 165 00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:15,823 Not gonna like that at all. 166 00:10:16,678 --> 00:10:21,033 Okay, everybody. Listen up. 167 00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:22,572 Swag pile! 168 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:25,442 Between the watches and the phones and the Ringo creams 169 00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:27,410 and the free spa vacations, 170 00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:29,943 there's about $20,000 worth of swag here. 171 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,910 "Now" needs help. 172 00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:35,141 Anybody who can come up with a great exclusive on Blogan 173 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,521 get to pick something from the pile. 174 00:10:58,997 --> 00:10:59,970 Don! 175 00:11:04,985 --> 00:11:06,743 Lucy? 176 00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:11,833 Don, I've let you 5 messages. Open the door. 177 00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:15,900 - You're okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 178 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:18,101 I need to see the Kira Klay shots. 179 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:20,781 - Okay. - What? 180 00:11:21,187 --> 00:11:23,672 - Not ready. - The shots? 181 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:26,531 - My house. - I don't care about your house. 182 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,752 I will be sending over my housekeeper. 183 00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:34,092 No. Everything is where it's supposed to be. 184 00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:37,122 - Okay. - I'm so sorry, Lucy. 185 00:11:37,307 --> 00:11:39,652 It's okay. It's okay. It's just... it's filthy. 186 00:11:39,877 --> 00:11:41,050 No, I didn't get the shot. 187 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:42,471 What? 188 00:11:42,765 --> 00:11:45,882 Jesus, Don, this is not the goddamn day! What happened? 189 00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:49,513 I was using the Lappelle camera and when I got to her, 190 00:11:49,736 --> 00:11:51,490 I switched to the Tchapstick cam 191 00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:54,463 'cause I wanted it to be perfect and it was, it was perfect. 192 00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:56,593 There was a shaft of light from outside and... 193 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,300 she was beautiful, she was perfect. 194 00:11:59,558 --> 00:12:03,333 And then I guess there was a light leak 195 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,412 when I've never had a light leak in a Tchapstick camera. 196 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,421 I want that covering set. 197 00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:11,033 Do you know if she's being cremated or buried? 198 00:12:11,326 --> 00:12:13,360 - No, Lucy, please. - I'm gonna make some calls. 199 00:12:13,396 --> 00:12:15,341 She's not gonna like that! 200 00:12:15,357 --> 00:12:16,741 What? 201 00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:18,540 Nothing. 202 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,912 Hey, Don, I really need your help. 203 00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:24,292 We've got one more shot at this if we're lucky. 204 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:26,753 Lucy's under a lot of pressure. 205 00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:31,551 Okay, Don, sweetheart, would you like at me? Okay? 206 00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:33,843 This is just like when we were in school 207 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,831 on the paper, remember? Okay? 208 00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:39,321 We were the only that could write and shoot. 209 00:12:39,396 --> 00:12:40,931 It's just like that. 210 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:43,090 It's juste the 2 of us. 211 00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:44,522 We can't fail. 212 00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:47,383 I won't fail, Lucy. I won't. 213 00:12:47,745 --> 00:12:49,031 Okay. 214 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:14,772 Mind if I cut in? 215 00:13:18,516 --> 00:13:21,223 Call security and you don't make it home tonight. 216 00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:23,681 Plus I pull out some sneakers or some shit 217 00:13:23,696 --> 00:13:25,731 and they'll do the job for me. 218 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,511 It's good to see you. 219 00:13:32,116 --> 00:13:34,050 You look good. 220 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,322 I thought we had something special. 221 00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:37,463 We did. 222 00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,040 We do. 223 00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:41,863 So special you set me up? 224 00:13:42,048 --> 00:13:43,511 I... 225 00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:51,863 His name is Don. 226 00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:02,972 He lives in East Hollywood. 227 00:14:03,815 --> 00:14:05,500 ♪♪♪ 228 00:14:08,285 --> 00:14:10,813 - Hey, Lucy, I got something. - What? 229 00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:15,211 Blair Marshall just made a 7 figure deal to pose for Playboy. 230 00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:17,451 2 months after her due date. 231 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,682 Denise Richards' was 6. 232 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,911 2 months? It's impossible. 233 00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:28,631 Excuse me, Elliott Green gets to pick something from 234 00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,571 the swag pile. 235 00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:34,380 - Swag pile. - Way to go, man. 236 00:14:34,536 --> 00:14:36,580 - Good job. - Suck-up! 237 00:14:42,606 --> 00:14:44,092 Hey. 238 00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:47,172 What's my sweet little nephew doing tomorrow? 239 00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:50,180 Brett, get out of my chair. 240 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,152 Oh, I did it. 241 00:14:53,447 --> 00:14:56,853 And you should be kissing my ass just a little bit more 242 00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:59,781 considering that I probably just saved your job. 243 00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:02,311 So after you've threatened it, now you're gonna save it. 244 00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:05,391 Give me a break. We both know you wanna stay here. 245 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:07,922 Let me see your little masterpiece. 246 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,551 Of course editorial is gonna take the biggest hit. 247 00:15:11,608 --> 00:15:13,450 It's already a wasteland! 248 00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:16,381 Look at these bullshit numbers! 249 00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:19,530 You're just gonna eliminate the fact checking department? 250 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:21,591 How much crack are you smoking? 251 00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:22,980 You know what I love about you? 252 00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:24,543 Besides, you know... nothing. 254 00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:27,972 You know what you can do? 255 00:15:27,976 --> 00:15:29,951 You can get your ass out of my office. 256 00:15:29,977 --> 00:15:33,140 I counted 23% reduction in overhead. Right there. 257 00:15:33,177 --> 00:15:34,892 20% of which is in editorial. 258 00:15:35,157 --> 00:15:37,091 This is like a cheap paragram. 259 00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,802 Excuse me, I have 2 magazines to put up. 260 00:15:40,757 --> 00:15:42,770 I love your proposal by the way. 261 00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:45,673 So colorful. Gib is gonna love it. 262 00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:48,820 - Excuse me, Lucy. - Thank you. 263 00:15:50,836 --> 00:15:54,722 Oh, she's like 23. She's way too old for you. 264 00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:57,101 No, 23 is good. 265 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,981 I told you guys a million times. 266 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:44,212 Leave the packages at the door. Don't ring. 267 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,190 It's Holt McLaren. 268 00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:51,542 What are you doing here? 269 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:54,291 You told me that if I ever nee anything... 270 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,412 Anyway you gave me your address. 271 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,272 - You could have called. - Well, I didn't. 272 00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:00,811 So can I talk to you? 273 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,752 It will only take a minute. 274 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,323 - You look different. - I was almost asleep. 275 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,592 What's up? 276 00:17:13,385 --> 00:17:15,182 I need a favor. 277 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,673 A favor? 278 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,831 What kind of favor? 279 00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,691 For Julia. 280 00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:34,431 I wanna do something nice for her. 281 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,871 'Cause she's wrecked. 282 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,901 She's on these painkillers, she can't sleep. 283 00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:45,423 She doesn't eveen remember what happened with Kira. 284 00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:47,031 And with the accident. 285 00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:49,240 I'm sure you've filled her in on everything. 286 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,982 Yeah. Of course I did. 287 00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:55,171 She lost her best friend. 288 00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:59,162 So you wanna do something nice and make it all better. 289 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:02,462 Come on, Lucy, don't give me your patronizing bullshit. 290 00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:06,900 Look, please, I'm asking you for a favor like... 291 00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:10,562 a little piece in your magazine to make her feel better. 292 00:18:10,608 --> 00:18:12,542 Just a little better, for a minute. 293 00:18:12,578 --> 00:18:15,142 Julia is a part of feeding frenzy. 294 00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:18,300 People only wanna hear "poor Julia" stories. 295 00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:20,462 Oh, that's it? 296 00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:24,343 It is if you don't stop the "oh chugsome from West Virginia" thing. 297 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:27,530 I've invested way too much time and energy in you. 298 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:32,121 You had this herois moment. The whole world sees you differently. 299 00:18:32,147 --> 00:18:35,121 You are a star now. You have power. 300 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,882 What do I do? 301 00:18:37,545 --> 00:18:39,781 Demand things. 302 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,441 If you don't start using your power, you will lose it. 303 00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:47,731 Alright, so give Julia a story. 304 00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:49,712 Do it! 305 00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:54,140 - Does Julia know Blair Marshall? - Yeah. 306 00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,332 They were in Hellhouse together. 307 00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:04,260 I need an extra 500 for the wake. 308 00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:06,390 Okay. 309 00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:11,011 I just get the face, I don't want anyone to see the crematorium. 310 00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:27,173 I'm really sorry but I have to take your picture now. 311 00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:29,302 Lucy needs it. 312 00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:32,231 She has to compete in very tough market. 313 00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,311 She's a good person, she just has to compete and 314 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:39,083 I gotta help her because I'm the only one she has and 315 00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:41,870 I can't fail. 316 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:47,882 I thought you were great in From Here America 317 00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:52,680 and Hellhouse and Made you look and in Roughly September. 318 00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:56,311 That one got 5 stars and your performance 319 00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,730 was joyously transcendant according to 320 00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:01,682 Elvis Mitchell from the New York Times. 321 00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:08,301 - Alright, we gotta move this one. - Okay. 322 00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:12,813 It's been nice talking to you. 323 00:20:14,318 --> 00:20:15,960 Bye. 324 00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:45,913 Excuse me. Hey. 325 00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:49,683 I couldn't help but overhear that you're in the childcare field. 326 00:20:49,778 --> 00:20:51,591 That's right. 327 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:54,590 We just lost our wonderful person this week 328 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:59,292 - and I am just desperate. - You don't have an agency? 329 00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:02,662 Oh, no, no. Of course we do. It's just um... 330 00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:05,191 you know we have to go through a100 interviews 331 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:07,230 before we can find someone who's... 332 00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:09,260 you know who's discreet enough. 333 00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:15,011 Well, my husband is very prominent in the entertainment industry. 334 00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:17,281 Really? 335 00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:19,232 And who's that? 336 00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:23,773 I'm so sorry. I can't tell you. 337 00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:28,502 You know how it is with security and everything. 338 00:21:29,898 --> 00:21:31,513 It's crazy. 339 00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:36,601 It can be so... so isolating sometimes. 340 00:21:38,146 --> 00:21:41,151 I wish we could live normal lives, you know? 341 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,382 Well, of course, you do, dear. 342 00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:46,241 I'm so sorry. I'm... 343 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,221 I don't even know you. 344 00:21:48,257 --> 00:21:50,022 Have a wipe darling. 345 00:21:51,815 --> 00:21:53,170 Now... 346 00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:55,593 You were saying? 347 00:21:55,596 --> 00:21:58,192 Well, I just thought you might know who, 348 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:03,613 you know, the most discreet celebrity babynurses might be. 349 00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:06,513 - They're just a handful, dear. - I know. 350 00:22:07,945 --> 00:22:11,792 You know I was just talking to that wonderful nurse 351 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,772 who Blair and Logan are using. 352 00:22:13,808 --> 00:22:17,262 And she was telling me that she had a friend who might be available but 353 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:20,401 you know I can't reach them because 354 00:22:20,485 --> 00:22:22,640 they've gone into hiding. 355 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,682 Blair and Logan's baby nurse... 356 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,882 You mean Gabriella. 357 00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:33,601 Yes! Yes, that's right. That's right. Gabriella. 358 00:22:42,325 --> 00:22:45,142 Um... Lucy? Hey. 359 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,421 I got something on the baby nurse. 360 00:22:47,716 --> 00:22:49,211 Yeah? 361 00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:51,561 Name, number, rates, 362 00:22:51,585 --> 00:22:54,053 a little history, hometown, immigration status. 363 00:22:54,177 --> 00:22:57,970 Nice. You can pick soemthing from the swag pile. 364 00:22:58,488 --> 00:23:00,793 Oh, no thanks. 365 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,543 No thanks? 366 00:23:04,095 --> 00:23:07,143 Well, it sounds kinda stupid but um... 367 00:23:07,157 --> 00:23:09,000 I do it for the story. 368 00:23:10,368 --> 00:23:15,820 - Here, check this out. - What is it? 369 00:23:16,116 --> 00:23:18,123 The still from the Altmann film 370 00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:20,040 where Blair played a pregnant runaway. 371 00:23:20,257 --> 00:23:21,800 Wow! She really looks pregnant! 372 00:23:21,948 --> 00:23:25,090 She really does. So? 373 00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:28,872 So, she's not having a baby? 374 00:23:29,127 --> 00:23:32,323 But she made a deal with people to take her first baby pictures. 375 00:23:33,717 --> 00:23:35,471 Black market? 376 00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,951 If she's too vain to carry her baby, 377 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:41,233 she's way too vain not to have a little Blogan. 378 00:23:41,265 --> 00:23:42,800 Surrogate. 379 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,110 Find out where this pregnancy pad is 380 00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:47,752 and check into all of our fertility clinics sources. 381 00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:49,692 Listen to me, 382 00:23:50,058 --> 00:23:52,840 if this gets out in any way, if they get onto us, 383 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:54,891 the whole story's over. 384 00:23:55,337 --> 00:23:57,181 Whether she's carrying a baby or not, 385 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,892 this girl is my next cover. 386 00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:00,433 Do you understand? 387 00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:01,863 Yeah. 388 00:24:02,078 --> 00:24:03,253 Okay. 389 00:24:44,898 --> 00:24:47,060 Oh, I'm sorry. 390 00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:48,782 - It's okay. - Okay. 391 00:24:49,148 --> 00:24:52,962 So, there was a break in last fall at the Universal wardrobe house. 392 00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:56,462 They claimed a couple pieces of costume jewelry and a clown suit. 393 00:24:56,707 --> 00:24:59,483 And 3 of the pregnancy prosthetics 394 00:24:59,817 --> 00:25:02,052 built for Blair Marshall for the Altmann film. 395 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:04,063 Let me guess, one for each trimester. 396 00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:06,303 - You got it. - Oh, this is great. 397 00:25:06,525 --> 00:25:08,321 Okay, just keep following the story. 398 00:25:08,355 --> 00:25:10,511 Don't leak a word, not even inhouse. 399 00:25:10,738 --> 00:25:14,070 I want you to create a secret edit cue and file your stuff there. 400 00:25:14,327 --> 00:25:18,690 I want only dummy text and *** up on that wall. 401 00:25:18,695 --> 00:00:00,910 - You know what really pisses me off? - What? 403 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:28,290 And she played me. God, I really don't appreciate that. 404 00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:31,081 - Stick around. - Okay. 405 00:25:33,316 --> 00:25:35,812 Also, I'm gonna want you to write some copy on a 406 00:25:35,817 --> 00:25:38,162 fashion piece that we're doing on Julia Mallory. 407 00:25:38,198 --> 00:25:41,083 It's a "many looks" retrospectice kind of thing. 408 00:25:41,178 --> 00:25:42,932 She's gonna be coming in and sitting with you 409 00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:45,062 and one of our photo editors. 410 00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:47,340 I thought we were sticking to the tragedy angle on her. 411 00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,343 Yeah, well, we're gonna go a little counter to that. 412 00:25:49,378 --> 00:25:51,533 - See how that plays. - Okay. 414 00:25:53,475 --> 00:25:56,373 - Hey, dude! - Hey! 415 00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:59,703 Look at you, man. Lean and mean. 416 00:25:59,966 --> 00:26:01,611 What? Are you here for a meeting? 417 00:26:01,758 --> 00:26:03,070 - Yeah. - Which one? 418 00:26:03,337 --> 00:26:05,452 - "Angry inch". - Right. 419 00:26:05,638 --> 00:26:07,843 - Passed on that. - Of course you did. 420 00:26:08,057 --> 00:26:09,672 Your teeth are really white. 421 00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,393 Veneers or something. 422 00:26:11,617 --> 00:26:13,151 No. 423 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,843 I gotta go. 424 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:18,102 Yeah, I heard you got the Fincher movie. How is it going? 425 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,783 It's okay, thanks. 426 00:26:20,048 --> 00:26:22,092 Yeah, I was up for that shit, 427 00:26:22,358 --> 00:26:24,592 thought it fell apart in the 2nd act. 428 00:26:24,808 --> 00:26:26,641 When I sat down with Fincher, 429 00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,213 I was like 430 00:26:28,365 --> 00:26:31,461 Holt McLaren could be really awesome for this part so 431 00:26:31,468 --> 00:26:33,722 who knows? Maybe I got you the part. 432 00:26:33,735 --> 00:26:35,873 Listen, Johnny. 433 00:26:36,278 --> 00:26:37,871 You didn't get me the damn part. 434 00:26:37,968 --> 00:26:39,321 I got the part. 435 00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:41,693 I got the part because people want me. 436 00:26:41,847 --> 00:26:43,533 You know you're shit's over. 437 00:26:43,595 --> 00:26:46,331 You're the punchline to half a dozen jokes in this town. 438 00:26:46,365 --> 00:26:48,983 And the only reason no ones told you what a total blite 439 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:52,623 you are to humanity is because you lake $5 millions a movie. 440 00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:54,380 Dude! 441 00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:56,843 What is your damage! 442 00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:03,183 Oh yeah. And I made $7 mil for Subliminal Velocity. 443 00:27:03,218 --> 00:27:06,612 - Enjoy it while it lasts, dude. - Say hi to Julia for me, will you? 444 00:27:10,118 --> 00:27:12,933 It's a pleasure to meet you, Gabriella. 445 00:27:13,156 --> 00:27:15,683 I wanted to come here in person to tell you that 446 00:27:15,698 --> 00:27:17,440 I don't want anything from you. 447 00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,121 I don't want to be famous. 448 00:27:19,455 --> 00:27:21,503 And I am not interested in your magazine. 449 00:27:21,617 --> 00:27:23,851 And I don't betray my clients. 450 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:27,042 Okay, well, thanks anyway for coming in. 451 00:27:27,185 --> 00:27:28,693 Is that it? 452 00:27:29,057 --> 00:27:32,433 Um, yeah. Willa, you wanna walk her out? 453 00:27:33,857 --> 00:27:36,061 Do you want your parking validated? 454 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,111 Oh no, I didn't park in... 455 00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:40,530 I mean certainly, if you're going to remain loyal 456 00:27:40,568 --> 00:27:42,421 when you're getting paid half the going rate, 457 00:27:42,456 --> 00:27:44,382 then there's nothing I can say. 458 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:46,542 What do you mean half the going rate? 459 00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:48,091 The Tom Kitten baby nurse... 460 00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:49,870 95 an hour. 461 00:27:50,098 --> 00:27:52,043 That's a 12 hour minimum. 462 00:27:52,055 --> 00:27:54,423 24 when they travel and 463 00:27:54,436 --> 00:27:56,521 plus the confidentiality close. That's uh... 464 00:27:56,558 --> 00:27:58,452 I don't know, you do the maths. 465 00:27:58,748 --> 00:28:01,892 - But they... - **** and Deb... 80. 466 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:05,560 And they're nowhere near the stars that Blair and Logan are. 467 00:28:06,257 --> 00:28:09,011 They told me this was the top rate. 468 00:28:09,226 --> 00:28:11,943 And yet you remain loyal, I think that's fantastic. 469 00:28:12,195 --> 00:28:14,141 And what if I didn't? 470 00:28:14,396 --> 00:28:18,653 Well, I know that you don't wanna be a star. 471 00:28:19,017 --> 00:28:21,840 But I also that you're from Flores de Maio. 472 00:28:22,055 --> 00:28:24,903 And that your mother and sister are there with other family members. 473 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,632 - How do you know about my family? - I'm a journalist. 474 00:28:27,668 --> 00:28:30,493 And I know that you worry about them and their standard of living. 475 00:28:30,528 --> 00:28:32,572 And if I help you? 476 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:36,501 Well, there's a farm with some acreage 477 00:28:36,525 --> 00:28:38,622 and a very nice house next to your mother. 478 00:28:38,887 --> 00:28:41,451 That's for sale for $200,000 US. 479 00:28:41,745 --> 00:28:45,843 I think that if you help, that could be a very realistic goal. 480 00:28:46,217 --> 00:28:48,853 Now the insiders are reporting that 481 00:28:48,907 --> 00:28:52,043 she's going to induce at the super star suite at Seeters. 482 00:28:52,226 --> 00:28:53,823 They're all camped out there but 483 00:28:53,877 --> 00:28:55,850 I don't think they're gonna go to Seeters. 484 00:28:55,885 --> 00:28:58,750 No, I think they'll be too many unanswered questions there 485 00:28:58,787 --> 00:29:00,652 due to the nature of the pregnancy. 486 00:29:01,568 --> 00:29:02,850 Don't you think? 487 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,711 I think you're right. 488 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,381 But they don't tell me their location. 489 00:29:08,678 --> 00:29:10,392 When the baby comes, they will call 490 00:29:10,428 --> 00:29:12,641 and then they will send a car. 491 00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:15,572 Okay, why don't you let us worry about that? 492 00:29:15,897 --> 00:29:17,621 All you need to do 493 00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:21,500 is take that baby to the window for a shot of California sun. 494 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:23,963 You know how the babies get jaunisse. 495 00:29:26,745 --> 00:29:32,320 It's the house plus $100,000 US. 496 00:29:32,348 --> 00:29:35,142 I want half the money upfront, non-refundable. 497 00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:37,860 And the other half if you get your picture. 498 00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:42,220 Congratulations on your new home. 499 00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:44,672 Here, I'll walk you out. 500 00:29:56,956 --> 00:29:58,272 Hey. 501 00:29:59,156 --> 00:30:02,823 - Hey, I can't see the screen. - Sorry. 502 00:30:05,718 --> 00:30:06,963 Babe... 503 00:30:07,918 --> 00:30:10,960 - Yeah. - I was thinking we should uh... 504 00:30:11,255 --> 00:30:13,633 we should send something to Blair and Logan. 505 00:30:14,995 --> 00:30:17,260 You know some kind of baby gift. 506 00:30:17,736 --> 00:30:20,233 I know, totally. 507 00:30:20,595 --> 00:30:22,903 Where are they having the baby? 508 00:30:23,096 --> 00:30:24,770 I should get the address. 509 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,012 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 510 00:30:27,597 --> 00:30:30,340 Yes! Level 5. 511 00:30:31,818 --> 00:30:34,893 - What? - The address. 512 00:30:35,226 --> 00:30:38,370 Oh, I know, you have to call her mom 513 00:30:38,346 --> 00:30:40,943 'cause they're hiding out there 'til it's time. 514 00:30:41,745 --> 00:30:45,081 It's in my book, it's under B. M. mom. 515 00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:46,661 Cool. 516 00:30:47,755 --> 00:30:49,043 Hey. 517 00:30:51,825 --> 00:30:53,032 I love you. 518 00:30:53,406 --> 00:30:54,650 I love you. 519 00:30:57,846 --> 00:30:59,482 I love you. 520 00:31:29,258 --> 00:31:32,262 - How was that? - It was great. 521 00:31:32,406 --> 00:31:35,483 - But you didn't... - No. 522 00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:38,343 - Nothing? - No, I didn't say nothing. 523 00:31:38,675 --> 00:31:42,193 No, no. I just didn't come. 524 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,341 I'm sorry. 525 00:31:45,677 --> 00:31:48,093 Oh, no, it was nice. 526 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,362 Maybe you could give me some direction. 527 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,013 I could draw you a map, 528 00:31:53,157 --> 00:31:54,623 it's not gonna happen. 529 00:31:58,248 --> 00:31:59,603 Wow! 530 00:32:00,637 --> 00:32:03,381 Listen, it's not you. It's just... 531 00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:05,282 I have better luck alone. 532 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,031 So... 533 00:32:08,915 --> 00:32:10,642 vibrator? 534 00:32:13,468 --> 00:32:17,340 You know they say you can get like desensitized. 535 00:32:17,898 --> 00:32:22,293 Well, maybe I was never sensitized to begin with. 536 00:32:22,555 --> 00:32:24,163 What about um... 537 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:28,890 Did you... did you come the last time? 538 00:32:30,986 --> 00:32:34,020 So, what I am doing here? 539 00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:36,220 I had a really nice time. 540 00:32:36,518 --> 00:32:38,681 There's that word again: "nice". 541 00:32:38,935 --> 00:32:44,291 And "had" so does that mean it's over? 542 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,303 I do have a lot of work to do. 543 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:51,070 So... essentially I'm a booty call? 544 00:32:51,435 --> 00:32:54,403 Well, yeah. 545 00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:59,353 I don't know why I'm having such a problem with that. 546 00:33:01,006 --> 00:33:03,003 You know how many times I wanted a chick 547 00:33:03,017 --> 00:33:05,690 to turn into a sandwich when I was done? 548 00:33:05,956 --> 00:33:09,253 I'm a rock musician, booty calls are my stocking trade. 549 00:33:09,507 --> 00:33:11,522 Well, if anybody understands then... 550 00:33:11,745 --> 00:33:15,191 Right. Right. I'll just grab my stuff. 551 00:33:15,705 --> 00:33:17,640 Yeah, right. 552 00:33:18,046 --> 00:33:20,131 You know I make pancakes from scratch. 553 00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:21,673 Carbs. 554 00:33:21,707 --> 00:33:23,800 Or I could get on my guitar and 555 00:33:24,098 --> 00:33:26,841 play some Bon Jovi song and bullshit ballad, 556 00:33:27,028 --> 00:33:28,603 tell you I wrote it for you. 557 00:33:28,616 --> 00:33:31,133 I've got like 2 more hours of work to do tonight. 558 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,853 Wow. 559 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:37,541 You're like a guy. You really are. 560 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,022 See you later. 561 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,511 This is surreal. 562 00:33:55,805 --> 00:33:57,123 What? 563 00:33:58,448 --> 00:34:02,251 I don't know it just seems like we do a lot to avoid these magazines. 564 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:05,043 But this will be good for you. Alright? 565 00:34:05,298 --> 00:34:07,421 It's gonna get you back in the public eye. 566 00:34:08,008 --> 00:34:09,401 You're right. 567 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,490 Still surreal though. 568 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,870 Hi. 569 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:17,100 Hi. Thank you guys so much for coming down. I'm Willa McPherson. 570 00:34:17,136 --> 00:34:19,372 - Julia Mallory. - Holt McLaren. 571 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:22,711 Of course I know you both. You're my favorite Holloywood couple. 572 00:34:22,746 --> 00:34:24,721 Sorry. Follow me. 573 00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:27,583 So our idea is to do a sort of 574 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:29,850 "many looks of Julia Mallory" piece. 575 00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:32,822 We're gonna pull a lot of really great red carpet shots 576 00:34:32,858 --> 00:34:35,611 and some candids and you know different haircuts 577 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,811 'cause readers love that kind of thing. 578 00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,533 The art department is this way. 579 00:34:39,717 --> 00:34:40,963 Hello. 580 00:34:40,986 --> 00:34:43,080 This is our editor in chief, Lucy Spiller. 581 00:34:43,267 --> 00:34:44,550 - Hi. - How are you? 582 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,910 Thank you so much for doing this for me. 583 00:34:46,937 --> 00:34:49,793 Oh no, thank you for your willingness to be a part of the story. 584 00:34:49,825 --> 00:34:52,433 And you... the hero. 585 00:34:52,687 --> 00:34:56,091 I know I wouldn't be here to do this story if it wasn't for him. 586 00:34:56,977 --> 00:34:58,773 No, you wouldn't. 587 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:03,020 Well, we should probably do this. 588 00:35:03,575 --> 00:35:05,511 She's gotta get home to get some rest. 589 00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:06,580 Okay. 590 00:35:06,768 --> 00:35:07,862 Bye. 591 00:35:08,195 --> 00:35:10,390 I'll introduce you guys to the photo editor. 592 00:35:24,837 --> 00:35:26,673 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 593 00:35:27,106 --> 00:35:29,402 - You're Prince Tyreese. - Yeah, that's right. 594 00:35:30,077 --> 00:35:31,952 I'm a big fan. 595 00:35:32,237 --> 00:35:35,320 Bullshit! You set me up with that skank. 596 00:35:35,648 --> 00:35:38,581 Those pictures... those were great. 597 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:42,211 You were in the hot tub and the chaise longue and the whipped cream 598 00:35:42,277 --> 00:35:44,631 and then the strap-on riding your butt. 599 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,531 You want to talk about that any more, huh? 600 00:35:47,705 --> 00:35:50,051 Why don't you say that shit again, let's see what happens? 601 00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:52,111 - No. - Who are you working with? 602 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:55,700 - I'm a small business man. - Who hired you for those pictures? 603 00:35:55,956 --> 00:35:57,601 Nobody! Just me. 604 00:35:57,786 --> 00:35:59,402 You lying nut bag! 605 00:36:00,977 --> 00:36:04,863 You own the 3rd highest all tilme rebound record 606 00:36:04,886 --> 00:36:07,421 but your free shot percentage is hurting the team. 607 00:36:07,727 --> 00:36:10,661 In the first 3 games of the season, you averaged 22 points a game. 608 00:36:10,698 --> 00:36:13,070 That went up to 26 by game 4 609 00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:14,721 then you falled off. 610 00:36:16,485 --> 00:36:17,870 Son of a bitch! 611 00:36:18,717 --> 00:36:20,222 You're bent! 612 00:36:20,548 --> 00:36:22,450 Technically, I'm schizophrenic. 613 00:36:22,746 --> 00:36:24,512 My life functions. 614 00:36:28,618 --> 00:36:30,332 So beautiful. 615 00:36:30,778 --> 00:36:33,231 - What? - So beautiful. 616 00:36:35,065 --> 00:36:38,843 He was my buddy here but he's gone. 617 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:49,323 Crazy little cockaroach! 618 00:36:49,948 --> 00:36:53,950 - This shit ain't over. - Okay. 619 00:37:09,638 --> 00:37:11,252 Here they are. 620 00:37:16,078 --> 00:37:17,613 Logan and Blair. 621 00:37:19,226 --> 00:37:20,963 Seeters will be a zoo. 622 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:23,450 We'll send some people there to throw people off. 623 00:37:23,565 --> 00:37:26,421 The competition is going to be insane. 624 00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:29,500 But that's okay because we've got the right information. 625 00:37:31,156 --> 00:37:34,342 Our intel says the baby's going to be born somewhere else. 626 00:38:17,485 --> 00:38:21,970 They're gonna be using decoys and imposteurs to evade us. 627 00:38:33,366 --> 00:38:37,660 But we're gonna be at the right place at the right time. 628 00:38:59,187 --> 00:39:01,052 No, that's not the shot. 629 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:20,621 Yeah, I got it. 630 00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:22,162 Yes. 631 00:39:22,496 --> 00:39:23,961 Yes! 632 00:39:30,726 --> 00:39:34,480 If Tina Harrod can beat that, he should give her the job. 633 00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,303 How does that feel? 634 00:39:37,596 --> 00:39:39,582 Being the first tabloid editor 635 00:39:39,597 --> 00:39:41,593 to put a dead star on the cover? 636 00:39:41,888 --> 00:39:43,351 - That feels great! - Yeah? 637 00:39:43,686 --> 00:39:45,881 Great like... like pornographer great? 638 00:39:46,106 --> 00:39:47,710 You call it what you want. 639 00:39:48,005 --> 00:39:51,452 Just about every news outlet in the world has picked up this story. 640 00:39:51,707 --> 00:39:53,582 The media blogers are going apeshit 641 00:39:53,597 --> 00:39:55,812 and you think that cover is not gonna pop? 642 00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:58,232 I told you to up the draw. 643 00:39:59,046 --> 00:40:04,353 And people made a deal for 1.5 million for the baby Blogan pictures! 644 00:40:04,577 --> 00:40:06,662 We scooped them for expenses. 645 00:40:06,995 --> 00:40:09,342 No doubt about it. You're the queen! 646 00:40:09,637 --> 00:40:12,333 And you were the only one who nailed the Blogan thing. 647 00:40:13,405 --> 00:40:16,933 God! I mean, too vain to carry your own baby! 648 00:40:17,186 --> 00:40:20,663 And the exclusive with the surrogate. It's a great touch. 649 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:24,371 So what are you gonna do next week, your heinness? 650 00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:26,390 - Maybe I'll get lucky. - Oh yeah? 651 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,241 You know somebody else is gonna die? 652 00:40:28,275 --> 00:40:32,171 Some other big celebrity couple is gonna fake a baby we can steal pictures of. 653 00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,831 'Cause those are the only kind of covers 654 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:36,493 that are gonna keep up out of debt every week. 655 00:40:36,508 --> 00:40:39,100 Well, thanks for your concern but that's my problem. 656 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:42,622 No, it's not. As of tomorrow, it's Tina Harrod's problem. 657 00:40:44,785 --> 00:40:46,843 Unless you accept my cuts. 658 00:41:12,575 --> 00:41:14,522 Holy shit! 659 00:41:20,868 --> 00:41:22,032 Hi. 660 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:25,550 I want you, Teery and Janice to meet me in the office in 15 minutes. 661 00:41:34,945 --> 00:41:37,871 - They did a nice job, huh? - Yeah. 662 00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:39,893 It looks awesome. 663 00:41:41,285 --> 00:41:44,763 - You wanna go out? - You're feeling up to it. 664 00:41:44,985 --> 00:41:46,041 Yeah, why not? 665 00:41:46,197 --> 00:41:47,471 Alright. 666 00:41:47,808 --> 00:41:49,420 I'll get dressed. 667 00:42:17,205 --> 00:42:19,190 Oh, this better be good, sweetpea, 668 00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:22,370 'cause what I was dreaming is illegal in most states. 669 00:42:23,036 --> 00:42:25,120 Let me say this, Gibson: 670 00:42:25,388 --> 00:42:29,450 whatever happens tonight, you will never forget this moment. 671 00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:32,271 This is what we both live for. 672 00:42:33,856 --> 00:42:36,931 You wanna cut your overhead by 20%? 673 00:42:37,926 --> 00:42:39,753 How about 50%? 674 00:42:45,257 --> 00:42:49,361 We can bind the magazines. One monster publication. 675 00:42:49,616 --> 00:42:53,352 The credibility of Now with the all the lurid fun of Dirt. 676 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,950 A glossy tabloid. 677 00:42:55,997 --> 00:42:57,572 No, it is more than that. 678 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,750 No, this is People magazine with a healthy dose of screw you. 679 00:43:00,908 --> 00:43:04,532 It's the National Enquirer without the penis enlargement ads. 680 00:43:04,828 --> 00:43:07,981 Walmart mommy will love it and so will the rich sorority girls. 681 00:43:08,235 --> 00:43:10,212 You know when I bought Now magazine. 682 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,671 I thought I paid my way into legitimacy. 683 00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:14,502 I bought an institution. 684 00:43:14,547 --> 00:43:17,981 Now magazine brought America through the 2nd half of the century. 685 00:43:18,205 --> 00:43:20,910 It was solid and it was dependable but it is over. 686 00:43:21,215 --> 00:43:24,400 - It's culturally irrelevant. - Then I'm culturally irrelevant. 687 00:43:24,615 --> 00:43:26,302 No. Not if you change, 688 00:43:26,308 --> 00:43:28,762 not if your charge the old with the new. 689 00:43:29,018 --> 00:43:30,592 Look at Blair and Logan. 690 00:43:30,926 --> 00:43:34,442 These are 2 has-beens that become huge because they joined forces. 691 00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:38,111 We have the chance to shape American culture. 692 00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:41,662 This is the shape we want for the culture? 693 00:43:43,317 --> 00:43:47,091 You're the one who always says "let the market place decide". 694 00:43:47,318 --> 00:43:49,322 This is what the market place wants. 695 00:43:49,346 --> 00:43:50,833 You need this. 696 00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:53,363 No, you need this. 697 00:43:56,547 --> 00:43:58,601 If I do this for you... 698 00:43:58,896 --> 00:44:01,433 You name it, I'll do anything. 699 00:44:01,455 --> 00:44:04,281 I know this will succeed. I know it. I can feel it. 700 00:44:04,615 --> 00:44:06,842 Brett *** already know about this? 701 00:44:07,147 --> 00:44:10,111 I came straight to you. Vision is not a part of his job. 702 00:44:10,366 --> 00:44:13,043 - He won't be pleased. - I don't give a shit. 703 00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:15,091 I don't work for him. 704 00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:17,402 Then God help you if you're wrong. 705 00:44:17,957 --> 00:44:19,492 I won't be. 706 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,400 You see. 707 00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:33,970 Told you. 708 00:46:35,816 --> 00:46:37,612 Morning, sweetheart. 709 00:46:47,818 --> 00:46:52,811 Transcript : Travis Synchro : Tagne www.forom.com