1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:04,594 [Don] Hi, I'm Don Konkey. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,730 I'm a photographer. I'm schizophrenic. 3 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:10,173 This is Lucy Spiller, the editor of Dirt Now Magazine. 4 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,574 She helps me figure out what's real. 5 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:14,613 My wall is naked! I don't like it! 6 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:17,683 I got photos of Prince Tyreese, the basketball star, 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,117 - having sex with a stripper. - Fantastic. 8 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:23,747 Lucy wanted to use the pictures to get Prince Tyreese to give her info 9 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,724 - on the missing R&B singer Aundre G. - Aundre G is dead. 10 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:27,953 Want to crack it? 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,757 - Yeah. - Don't make me regret it. 12 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:33,959 [Don] That's Willa McPherson. Lucy gave her a lead on a breaking story. 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,798 I was wrong. I gave you the tip and you came back with dick! 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,100 - [Don] She blew it. - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:41,333 This is Jack Dawson, he's a big action star. 16 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:44,441 [woman] How do you keep family together despite pressures 17 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,979 - of a Hollywood career? - It is all about family. 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:52,485 I am officially Jack Dawson's new interior decorator. 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:57,512 [Don] That's Lucy's brother Leo. # Jack and Leo sitting in a tree 20 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,150 Holt McLaren and his girlfriend, Julia Mallory. 21 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:04,354 Holt gave Lucy dirt on Kira Klay. She OD'd and died. 22 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:07,867 When he found out, he got pissed off and crashed his car. 23 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,869 HoIt's girlfriend got hurt real bad. 24 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,734 When she went to work on her sitcom, she didn 't do well. 25 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,468 - Cut! - So they fired her. 26 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,635 [sobbing] 27 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,645 [Don] Things are going well for me, though. 28 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,578 After Kira died, she moved in with me. 29 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:23,741 T ake pictures of me. 30 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:27,844 She used to come out in public with me. Now she's more of a homebody. 31 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,584 Which is cool, because she's about to pop at any minute. 32 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,653 [moaning] 33 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,001 [moaning] 34 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:51,305 [country music plays] 35 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:08,422 - [gasping] - [panting] 36 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,354 Ah! 37 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,431 [buzzing] 38 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,471 [phone rings] 39 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,187 - [answering machine beeps] - [woman] It's your mother. 40 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,556 Weren't we supposed to meet at 5: 00? I have it in my book as 5: 00. 41 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,892 We have a reservation. You'd better be coming. 42 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,193 Right over there. 43 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:58,668 Oh... 44 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:03,311 Hi, Mom. Sorry I'm late. 45 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,475 The traffic was bad on Sunset. 46 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:09,146 Darling, this is Paul Weston. 47 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:12,691 - Hi. - We met in church a few months ago. 48 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:15,922 Church? What, did somebody die? 49 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:17,428 [chuckling] 50 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,660 - Paul, this is my daughter, Lucy. - It's nice to meet you. 51 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,030 Nice to meet you. 52 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:24,228 I joined All Saints in Beverly Hills. 53 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,972 I like the music. 54 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,535 - And what do you like? - Uh, your mother. 55 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:34,478 - Oh. - [all chuckle] 56 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,175 - Paul's in real estate. - Parking lots, really. 57 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,777 Lucy, Paul and l are going on a cruise next week 58 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:42,912 - to the British lsles. - Nice. 59 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:46,755 We decided that a trip like that would be so much more special 60 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:50,886 - if we were celebrating something. - What are you celebrating? 61 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,790 We're getting married, Lucy. 62 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,734 Day after tomorrow. Right here in the hotel. 63 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:01,171 I want you and your brother to give me away. 64 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,208 You're gonna need a new dress. 65 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:11,641 - So does Leo knows about this? - Oh, yes. He's doing the flowers. 66 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:15,085 Oh, excuse me, could I get a Tanqueray and tonic? 67 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,555 And 50 bucks if it's here before I turn around. 68 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:24,160 [laughs] You're a brave man. 69 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:29,462 You've only just met Paul, darling. Do you have to alienate him so soon? 70 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,069 The mock-up's on your desk. 71 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,703 Michelle wants to see you about the cover and you have a 9am meeting. 72 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,872 Oh, here's your coffee. 73 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:46,112 That's not Spanish Leather. That's Rawhide. 74 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,585 Use the color chip until you get it! 75 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:52,758 Oh, and cancel my plans with Felicia on Tuesday. 76 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:56,784 - My mother's getting married. - Does Mom have a name? 77 00:04:56,863 --> 00:05:00,230 Well, I like Bitch Face, but why don't we stick with Dorothy? 78 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,134 OK, February 20th, Dorothy's wedding. 79 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,404 - That can't be the date. - Yesterday was the 1 8th, 80 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,441 today's the 1 9th, so... 81 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,208 - Is there a problem? - Where's my coffee? 82 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,838 [answering machine] Do it. 83 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:19,247 Leo, I swear to God, I'm going to kill her. Call me. 84 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:26,181 - [horn honking] - Your car's here. 85 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,520 Can you believe this whole car bullshit? 86 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:32,223 I can drive myself to the studio. 87 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,631 That's how they control you, especially the first day. 88 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,260 They do it for all the stars. 89 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,861 Are you going to be OK today? 90 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:43,466 - I'm not an invalid. - I'm not saying you... 91 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,913 Look, I just love you, OK? 92 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,810 Hey, Holt. 93 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,922 I love you too. 94 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,749 Kick ass today, OK? 95 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,458 I'll call you later. 96 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,977 OK, everybody, change of plans. We're dropping our three cover options. 97 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,954 We're almost there with "Hero Pets." 98 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:33,788 You just answered your own question. Also because of this. Terry? 99 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,556 My source at People tells me they're running this photo 100 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,961 with the headline, "Let us live in peace." 101 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,295 Supposed to be Aundre G in the Virgin lslands. 102 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,995 Just in time for the release of his new CD. 103 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,903 Yeah, I think it's bullshit. Widow G and Aundre's manager 104 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,998 are making huge bucks off these new CDs. 105 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,009 My sources say Aundre G was murdered, 106 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:55,411 some sort of dispute with his manager, Tweety McDaniel. Elliott? 107 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:58,507 I'll cover Saint Croix. Someone's had to have seen him. 108 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,076 And, Adam, check out his girlfriend's relationship with Tweety. 109 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,214 I'll talk to the cops. They don't keep 110 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,850 a missing-person's file on someone in seclusion. 111 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,022 I know someone at Repudiator Records. Let me see what I can dig up. 112 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,860 OK, I want the truth, guys. 113 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,992 And just as badly, I want to make People magazine suffer. 114 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,536 - [laughter] - So we have 1 2 hours. 115 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:29,311 Lucy, um, look, I'm really, really sorry about last week. 116 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:32,350 - If I can make it up to you... - It's doubtful. 117 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:33,783 Oh. 118 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,947 Well, I can look into the shooting at his last concert if that... 119 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:41,722 OK, Willa. Here you go. Here's an interview with a stripper 120 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,955 who spent an evening with Prince Tyreese. 121 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,361 Prince Tyreese the basketball player? 122 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:49,196 No, Prince Tyreese the heir to the throne of lreland. 123 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:53,329 Write it up, 800 words. Have it on my desk in an hour. 124 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,439 My dad used to call these "One-Eyed Jacks." 125 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,537 He used to make them for us on Sundays. 126 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,888 Oh, you need a fork. 127 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,554 Thanks, baby. 128 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,860 Little salt. 129 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,329 I have to go now. 130 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:29,465 But if anything happens, with, you know, you know how to reach me. 131 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:33,409 Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Philip K. Dick. 132 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,811 He's the best. You'll like that. 133 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,116 See you later? 134 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,211 Get in. 135 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,611 You lied to me. 136 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:21,685 My source at People told me that they're doing a cover story that says 137 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,092 that Aundre G is alive and well 138 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,927 and drinking rum out of a coconut in the Caribbean. 139 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,764 - [laughs] That's bullshit. - Prove it. 140 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,407 Why should l? 141 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:41,376 I don't know what this shit is all about, but I'm finished with it. 142 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,211 You know, I got something for you. 143 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,054 This is messed up. 144 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,991 You told me you gave me the negatives from those photos. 145 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:59,225 I did. This is different. It's an interview with your friend Stormy. 146 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,768 You know, she's quite eloquent, for a stripper. 147 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,700 Blackmail is a crime. 148 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:08,102 Do you think that Tweety should be allowed to drive around 149 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,539 in a million-dollar Ferrari 150 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,406 while Aundre G's head is vacuum-packed into a pickle jar? 151 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,878 I already told you everything I know. You said it was enough. 152 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,542 Because of the People story, I can't trust you. 153 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:22,347 - I need facts. - I have a family. 154 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,446 So did Aundre G. 155 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,061 Where's the head? 156 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,065 Tweety said it was a collector's item. 157 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:37,466 - Aundre's head? - Yeah. That's all I know. 158 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,599 [# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep] 159 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,280 Tweety McDaniel. Repudiator Records. 160 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,358 - What does he collect? - Collect? 161 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,985 He's got money. It's got to be something. 162 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,824 - Cars? Hookers? Stamps? - Ferraris. 163 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,991 He just bought two quarter horses and wine. 164 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,767 - Wine? - He has over 1,000 bottles. 165 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,000 Great. Find out where he keeps them. 166 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,704 I need to see you today. It's urgent. Call me back. 167 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,612 - Hi. - Hey. 168 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:28,313 Not only is she getting married on three-days' notice to some stranger, 169 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,947 but she's doing it on the anniversary of Dad's death. 170 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:34,925 - How sick is that? - I don't even know if she remembers. 171 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,155 She remembers the day I got a DUl when I was 20. 172 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,731 In her defense, Lucy, it was Christmas. 173 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,765 Dad's death was 25 years ago. A lot of Valium under that bridge. 174 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,069 It's just a day. 175 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,802 No, it'll never be just a day to me. 176 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,409 You don't have to go. 177 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,982 And if I don't, she'll only hold it against me. 178 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,415 God love her. 179 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,523 All right, so why were you whispering this morning? 180 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:08,082 - Are you seeing someone? - Not really. 181 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,129 Oh, come on, is it a man or woman? Oh, what am I saying? 182 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,825 You are not bi. You haven't been with a woman in years. 183 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,129 - Six months. - Whatever. 184 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,727 You can't keep a secret from your big sister. 185 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:22,570 - Tell me the details. Who, where? - Nothing's going on. 186 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:28,937 - You are lying. It's so obvious. - I wonder how the tuna is here? 187 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:33,144 I can't believe you're not gonna tell me about your latest conquest. 188 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,382 - You always tell me. - This time I can't. 189 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,923 You can't? Or you won't? 190 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,357 I can't. 191 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,588 And I don't want to. 192 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,695 Let's order. 193 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,392 So how's it going? 194 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:55,805 Well, my penmanship sucks, and I was only half an hour early this morning, 195 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,968 which I guess is still considered late. 196 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,807 Her coffee was the perfect shade of shit, so I'm happy. 197 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,441 You'll do fine as long as you don't make the mistake the last guy did. 198 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,678 - What's that? - Get married. 199 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,687 - What do you mean? - Last guy was getting married. 200 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,620 Wedding prep interfered with work. 201 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,716 Canned him after she caught him on the phone with his caterer. 202 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:20,755 - Are you getting married? - I have to. Because of the baby. 203 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,096 [toilet flushes] 204 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:31,941 - Don, there you are. - Oh, hi, Lucy. 205 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,571 We had a 3:00 appointment. I've been looking for you. 206 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,308 I had to go pee. 207 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,546 - It's 3:50. - Sorry. 208 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,588 This is important. I need you to take a picture today. 209 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,214 It's for the cover. 210 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,227 Aren't you going to wash your hands? 211 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,264 - Are you OK? - Yeah, real good. 212 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,168 Good, because this is sensitive. 213 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,072 Aundre G, the singer, he was murdered. 214 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,509 I need you to go to the Cabrillo Wine Vault 215 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,240 and check out Tweety McDaniel's collection. 216 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,783 You're looking for Aundre G's head. 217 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:20,583 Don, the manager thinks you're a photographer 218 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:25,221 - from Wine Spectator Magazine. - Mm-hmm. 219 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:29,028 Don, it's clean... your hand. 220 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,069 - Mmm. Yeah. - Here you go. 221 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,807 - Thank you, Lucy. - OK, sweetie. 222 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,809 You wouldn't think Tweety McDaniel would give a shit about fine wine, 223 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,219 but look at this, he's got it all fixed up. 224 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,053 - [buzzer] - That's the front door. 225 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,026 - I'll be back in a sec. - OK. 226 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,536 Damn. 227 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,777 Basketball star with a prostitute isn't news. 228 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:55,479 He wanted her to bang him in the ass with a strap-on, that's your lead. 229 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,523 Willa, I'm really starting to question your commitment. 230 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,826 - My commitment? - Mm-hmm. 231 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,127 You know, I took some of those drugs that Garbo woman was selling 232 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,928 so that she would trust me. 233 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,664 I don't even take aspirin. I was sick all night from it! 234 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,433 Who asked you to take drugs? 235 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:19,569 I just wanted you to know that I have the balls for the job. 236 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,775 The story didn't call for balls. It called for brains. 237 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,339 Don't confuse the two. 238 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:35,456 Willa, there's a convention of bariatric surgeons at the W 239 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,824 that ends tonight. 240 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:40,524 Find a Dr. Kozar and ask him about Venus Smith. 241 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,434 Venus Smith had her stomach stapled? 242 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,734 I thought she was all about diet and exercise. 243 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:52,766 Yeah, well, confirm the story. I may be able to use it next week. 244 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,280 Thanks, Lucy. 245 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,879 [echoing voice] Hey. 246 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,297 - Who said that? - [echoing] Over here. 247 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,670 Wow! 248 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,545 Aundre G? 249 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,417 Sure ain't Marie-Antoinette. 250 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,154 Hmm... 251 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:49,362 I'm supposed to take a few pictures of you. 252 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:52,996 - Knock yourself out. [laughs] - Thanks. 253 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,212 My right side's my best side. 254 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,309 OK. 255 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,788 How do I look? 256 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,825 Pretty good, you know, considering... 257 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,553 ...you have no body. 258 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:26,365 I guess that's it. Thanks. 259 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,531 Hey, hey, where you going? 260 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,168 Oh, I gotta get these pictures back to Lucy. She's counting on them. 261 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,541 But you just got here! 262 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,514 Come on, man, Don't you want to hear me sing? 263 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,279 I'm sorry. 264 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:48,686 [singing] 265 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,052 Whoa. 266 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,156 Excuse me! 267 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:02,064 Badgley Mischka. What do you think? 268 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,507 I'm in the middle of my work day. 269 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:08,034 Well, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to be wearing Ralph Lauren, 270 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,877 and you always look so pretty in blue. 271 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,816 - Mother... - You want to pick it out yourself, 272 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,218 - but I was in Beverly Hills... - Mother! 273 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:20,190 You're getting re-married on the day that Dad died. 274 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,557 Yes. 275 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,755 Don't you think that's kinda strange? 276 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,855 Not really. 277 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,800 Your Dad did as he chose that day. Now so am l. 278 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:34,305 You act like it's some kind of retribution. 279 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,169 How can you blame him? 280 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:40,041 It was a hostile act. He did it at home. 281 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:44,241 There was no note, no explanation. 282 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,750 Why should I honor that day? 283 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,791 Because it's a pretty significant day to me. 284 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:59,287 Lucy, I took you to that doctor. We talked about it ad infinitum. 285 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,333 We read books. What more could I do? 286 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:06,131 Well, you could try being a mother for once. 287 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,536 I'm sorry, I've got so much work to do. 288 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:24,952 It's been his day for 25 years, Lucy. I want it back. 289 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,057 Who the hell? 290 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,929 Nice office. 291 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:45,568 Mr. McDaniel. I'm sorry, did we have an appointment? 292 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,772 I been hearing some shit about your magazine 293 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:52,408 - that just don't sit right with me. - Sorry to hear that. 294 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:56,214 I got people at my offices telling me your people been asking questions. 295 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,756 - About? - About my boy, Aundre G. 296 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:03,193 See, anybody who knows me, knows I dropped hundreds of thousands 297 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,287 of my own money looking for Aundre. 298 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:10,495 Well, of course there's been some interest in the Aundre G story here, 299 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,799 you know, his disappearance, the new CD. 300 00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,601 - I can assure you, Mr. McDaniel... - Tweety. 301 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:20,236 Now that we know he's on some island, we won't be doing any stories on him. 302 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,279 Glad to hear that. 303 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:25,316 Some of them questions were kinda like... insulting. 304 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:29,751 I mean, it seemed like your magazine was looking to diss Tweety. 305 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,790 Well, we never set out to diss anybody, Tweety. 306 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,587 That's... that's not what... 307 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:38,152 [coughing] That's not what we do. 308 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,961 We just seek the truth. That's all. 309 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,533 People be so quick to judge me. 310 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,870 They won't let their kids spend the night at my house, 311 00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,842 because I'm supposed to be some violent son of a bitch. 312 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:57,245 But I can assure you, my kids don't want for nothing. 313 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,717 See, Brent... That's your name, right? 314 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,946 Yes it is. 315 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:07,549 Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing, except for God. 316 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,684 Yeah. 317 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:21,096 And I ain't going to let nobody take that from me. 318 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,034 Asthma's a killer, Brent. 319 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,748 - You ought to stay clear of smoke. - Yeah. 320 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:42,383 My God, these are horrific. I love them! 321 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:45,362 This is going to make a great cover story. 322 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:49,924 - Yeah. He's a nice guy. - Who? 323 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,469 Aundre. Aundre G. 324 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,707 - I don't like how you're sounding. - Sorry, Lucy. 325 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,506 Don, you have to take your meds, honey. 326 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,410 I know you don't like them, but remember the hospital? 327 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:08,213 I don't need the hospital. I'm fine. 328 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:11,722 Last time, you were sleeping next to the freeway. 329 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,758 That guy hurt you! 330 00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:17,124 Don, you have to take care of yourself. 331 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,958 OK. 332 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:22,023 I have another job for you. 333 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:26,895 OK. 334 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,707 [electronic dance music plays] 335 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,297 [coughing] 336 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,564 What is this? 337 00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:07,002 It's dope. 338 00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:13,210 You're yummy. 339 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:20,511 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke. 340 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:24,419 Don't worry, happens to everyone the first time they smoke it. 341 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,256 OK, listen up, everyone. 342 00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:33,297 We're going crash a cover on Aundre G's murder. 343 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,956 Check it out. 344 00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:40,168 - [man] What do you have? - [giggles] 345 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,432 - [gasping] - [woman] What is that? 346 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:45,772 You can't put that on the cover, Lucy. 347 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,138 We're going to polybag it with an "explicit" warning label, 348 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,581 - and run the head shot inside. - That is fantastic. 349 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:55,347 Isn't it? Keep Barrow out of the loop. 350 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:59,049 He had a shit fit last time. This time, we have photos. 351 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:02,651 The LAPD will be notified when we go to press. Get to work. 352 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,260 [Lucy] The wall is locked. 353 00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:22,936 - Hi. - Where you been? 354 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,709 What do you mean? 355 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,880 I've been home for three hours. 356 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:32,515 - I was out. - Who with? 357 00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:35,286 Garbo. God, what's with the interrogation? 358 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:39,864 I thought we were going to have dinner, celebrate my first day. 359 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:43,094 Am I supposed to wait around for you all day? 360 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,567 No. I just thought we had plans. 361 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,504 We were out of weed. Jesus. 362 00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:55,236 - Did you eat already? - No. 363 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,785 - How was work? - It was fine. 364 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:09,224 My stomach's bothering me a little. 365 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:21,970 Hey, you want a grilled-cheese sandwich? 366 00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,002 OK. 367 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,543 [Leo] I can't believe you'd do this to me. 368 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:37,850 I can't believe you're banging Jack Dawson. 369 00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:43,554 Republican family man, super action macho homo Jack Dawson. 370 00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:47,086 If I wanted you to know, I'd have told you. 371 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,623 Well, it's not like I'm going to publish these. 372 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:52,670 You know I wouldn't do that, right? 373 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:56,036 You had your own brother followed by the stalkerrazzi. 374 00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:57,734 So don't act all indignant. 375 00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:01,267 Oh, my God. This isn't serious, is it? 376 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,510 Yes. I love him and he loves me. Why is that so hard to believe? 377 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,711 Two people can meet and actually fall in love. 378 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:12,917 Oh, Leo, he's a movie star. I have covered this kind of story... 379 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:16,119 I'm not a story. I'm your goddamn family. 380 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:20,858 Can you be happy for anybody? I meet a terrific person 381 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:23,400 and you diminish it like it's some piece of gossip. 382 00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:28,235 Mom finds someone she can fall in love again with and you shit on that. 383 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,638 - Right, Leo... - Just don't with the big sister act. 384 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,373 God, you know, I'm embarrassed for us both. 385 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,447 [moaning] 386 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,817 Kira? Baby? 387 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:49,090 Is this it? 388 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,720 Don't worry, you're gonna be fine, OK? 389 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,390 - I'm not gonna go anywhere! - OK. 390 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,794 Shit. Ow! 391 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:03,600 Gotta get your head up. OK? You don't want your head on the floor. 392 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:06,576 - OK, here you go. - It hurts! 393 00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:10,410 - Oh, shh... - Oh, it hurts! 394 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:17,180 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's OK. 395 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,416 Don't cry, baby. It's OK. 396 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,204 [sniffs, chuckles] 397 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,101 No! 398 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,816 So then you became a bariatric surgeon. 399 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,549 I found my niche. Never looked back. 400 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,783 I'm all about helping people, so... 401 00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:12,527 You think you got something to work with there? 402 00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,393 Oh, yeah, yeah, wow. 403 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:18,026 This is gonna make my thesis much more exciting. 404 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,229 Thank you. 405 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:22,398 Nice shoes. 406 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:25,374 - Oh... - Kate Spade? 407 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,502 Uh, yeah. 408 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:33,016 You know, I've got a video of me performing surgery. 409 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,245 It's in my room. 410 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,848 Oh, um, well, that might be helpful. 411 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:43,883 I also have a few questions about the types of patients you treat. 412 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:48,329 Well, come on up. I'll be happy to tell you anything you want to know. 413 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:50,560 - Yeah? - Yeah, OK. 414 00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:53,899 You're doing great, baby. It's gonna be fine! 415 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,464 Come on, come on. Oh, whoa! 416 00:32:57,608 --> 00:33:01,169 OK, just push! OK? Push! 417 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,544 - Ooh! - [moaning] 418 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,712 - I can see something! - [screams] 419 00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:12,253 Here it comes! Here it comes! 420 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:17,928 Oh, wow! 421 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:21,693 Look, look, it's a boy! 422 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:28,334 What, what? 423 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:33,342 Oh! Here's another one. 424 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:40,378 Yeah, some patients are very private about this surgery. 425 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,578 Sure I can't get you anything? 426 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:49,316 They like people to think all it took was a little exercise and willpower. 427 00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:52,761 But if they were capable of self-control, 428 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,833 I wouldn't be in business, now would l? 429 00:33:56,801 --> 00:33:58,701 Here's to gluttony. 430 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,954 So I imagine you treat celebrities. 431 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,355 Oh, they're the worst. 432 00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:32,002 Come and sit by me. You can see better. 433 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,731 I can see fine, thanks. 434 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:38,469 I heard Venus Smith got her stomach stapled, I mean... 435 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:41,340 Come on! 436 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:48,544 Look, I didn't come up here to do anything. 437 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:52,453 [laughs] That's a load of shit, now, isn't it? 438 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:55,083 You don't think you're the first reporter 439 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:59,027 to try to pry privileged client information from me, do you? 440 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:03,725 - Sure you don't want a drink? - I'm not screwing you. 441 00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:13,075 It's not your precious bloom that I'm interested in. 442 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,981 My feet? 443 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,916 Oh, God, they're so... 444 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:24,250 ...small and dainty, alabaster. 445 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,323 I'm guessing a perfect size 8. 446 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:33,261 You let me be who I have to be, and I'll give you what you want. 447 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:35,390 Off the record, of course. 448 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,396 No touching. 449 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:43,771 Good. 450 00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:51,541 Now dangle it. Dangle it. 451 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,720 No, no, don't, don't let it drop, don't let it drop. 452 00:35:56,787 --> 00:36:00,120 Oh, yeah... 453 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:03,251 Oh, yeah, you make me so hard. 454 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,454 Hold it up. 455 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:07,862 Hold the goddamned foot up! 456 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,657 Yeah, yeah. 457 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:14,865 Oh, don't close your eyes. Look at me, look at me, look at me! 458 00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:17,908 Oh, yeah. Please, please, please, 459 00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:21,604 please, please, please, please, please, yeah. 460 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:25,843 Oh! Uh! [gasping] 461 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,284 [sobbing] I'm sorry. 462 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,378 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 463 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,733 Oh... 464 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:50,269 It's time for me to go, Don. 465 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:54,969 No. 466 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,743 I'm going to make you French toast. 467 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:01,580 It's time for you to go back on your meds. 468 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:10,961 No, I don't want to go back on my meds. They make me feel bad. 469 00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:13,630 You have to. 470 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:18,667 I don't want to, l... 471 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,065 I love you. 472 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,271 I don't want to be alone again. 473 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,241 You won't be. OK? 474 00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,078 [meowing] 475 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,386 Tristan? 476 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:46,521 No. It's his son. 477 00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:49,864 You're all he has. 478 00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:14,157 Come here. 479 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:21,361 Bitter. 480 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:24,367 That's a good boy. 481 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,785 What happened? Huh? 482 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,017 What happened? 483 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:51,617 Shh, shh, shh... 484 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:02,598 - I told you not to go with this. - I don't work for you, Brent. 485 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,164 And this time I had photographic evidence. 486 00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:08,803 Really? Because the cops showed up at the storage facility 487 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:12,246 and apparently there was no head to be found. 488 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,614 Oh, I guess someone got tipped off. 489 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:20,180 No confirmation that Aundre G is dead or that the head is actually his. 490 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:22,418 The cops are gonna be all over Don. 491 00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,519 This story is solid. I ran the whole thing by legal. 492 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:28,429 Unless you brought muffins, I think that we're done here. 493 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:33,368 Well, beyond that, these photos... are smut. 494 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:36,702 Publishing them is just venal sensationalism. 495 00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:40,335 From a man who's never had a magazine he could read with his pants on. 496 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:43,471 - We don't know if they're real. - Oh, they're real. 497 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:46,277 The guy had Aundre G's head in his wine cellar. 498 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:49,444 If the cops can't prove it, that's their problem. 499 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:58,957 Well... I hope this sells, because, you know, 500 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:02,465 the polybagging is going to blow your budget all to hell. 501 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,969 Given that this is the fourth week in a row you've gone over budget, 502 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:10,803 according to the terms of your contract, you forfeited your bonus. 503 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:15,277 [laughs] That's bullshit. Polybagging is a production cost. 504 00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:17,404 It's not on the editorial budget. 505 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:20,550 It is now. 506 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:30,250 [flies buzzing] 507 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:55,914 Kira? 508 00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:18,837 [meowing] 509 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,275 Oh... 510 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:22,505 Tristan. 511 00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,647 Shh. 512 00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:32,755 Yeah. 513 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:39,058 - [indistinct chatter] - [soft jazz plays] 514 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:07,414 This is a very special day for the Spiller family. 515 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,924 Twenty-five years ago, my mother's first husband, 516 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:17,024 my father, hanged himself in our living room. 517 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,766 Ever since then, 518 00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:25,741 I have questioned the whole idea of love and commitment. 519 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:29,870 It's nice to see that my mother doesn't share the same doubt. 520 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:33,974 And neither does my brother, apparently. 521 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:37,888 Good for them. And I mean that. 522 00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:44,623 To Mom and Paul, 523 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,993 may the truth never infringe upon your happiness. 524 00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:53,295 [scattered applause] 525 00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:59,405 Well, instead of being the day Dad killed himself, 526 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:02,809 it'll now be the day you ruined Mom's wedding. 527 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,745 Well done. 528 00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:08,015 At least I showed.