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Hi, I'm Don Konkey.

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I'm a photographer.

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I'm schizophrenic.

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This is Lucy Spiller,
the editor of Dirt Now magazine.

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She helps me figure
out what's real.

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My wall is naked.
I don't like it.

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I got these really great
photos of Prince Tyreese,

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the basketball star,
having sex with a stripper.

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These are fantastic.

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Lucy wanted to use the
pictures to get Prince Tyreese

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to give her info on a missing
R 'n B star singer, Aundre G.

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- Aundre G is dead.
- You want a chance to crack it?

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- Yeah.
- Don't make me regret it.

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That's Willa McPherson,

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Lucy gave her a hot lead
in a breaking story.

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But I was obviously wrong because
I gave you the goddamn tip

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and you came back with dick.

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- She blew it.
- I'm sorry.

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This is Jack Dawson,
he's a big, big action star.

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How do you keep
the family together

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despite the pressures of
a big Hollywood career.

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Well, it is all about family,
isn't it?

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I am officially Jack Dawson's
new interior decorator.

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That's Lucy's brother, Leo.

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Jack and Leo
sitting in a tree...

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That's Holt MacLaren and his
girlfriend Julia Mallory.

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Holt gave Lucy
dirt on Kira Klay.

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She ODed and died.

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Then he found out,
he got pissed off and crashed his car.

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Holt's girlfriend
got hurt real bad.

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And when she went back to work on
her sitcom, she didn't do so well.

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- Cut!
- So they fired her.

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Things are going pretty
well for me though.

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After Kira died,
she moved in with me.

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Just take more pictures of me.

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She used to come in public
with me all the time.

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Now she's more of a homebody.

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Which is cool,

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'cause she's about to
pop at any minute.

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Lucy, it's your mother.

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Weren't we supposed
to meet at 5?

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I have it in my book. It's 5.
We have a reservation.

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You better be coming.

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Hi, mom.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Traffic was bad on Sunset.

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Darling, this is Paul Weston.

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Hi.

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We met in Church.
Few months ago.

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Church?

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Did somebody die?

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Paul, this is my daughter Lucy.

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- It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

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I joined All Saints
in Beverly Hills.

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I like the music.

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And what do you like?

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Your mother.

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Paul is in real estate.

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Parking lots really.

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Lucy, Paul and I are going
on a cruise next week.

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- To the British Islands.
- Nice.

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We decided that a trip
like that would be

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so much more special if we
were celebrating something.

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What are you celebrating?

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We're getting married, Lucy.

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Day after tomorrow.
Right here in the hotel.

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I want you and your
brother to give me away.

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You're gonna need a new dress!

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Does Leo know about this?

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Yes. He's doing the flowers.

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Excuse me,
can I get and tangare and tonic.

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And 50 bucks if it's here
before I turn around.

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You're a brave man.

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You've only just
met Paul, darling.

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Do you have to
alienate him so soon?

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Mock-up is on your desk.
Michelle wants to see you

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about the cover and you have a 9 a.m.
newsstand meeting.

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Oh, here's your coffee.

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That's not Spanish leather.

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That's rawhide.
Use the colorship until you get it.

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And cancel my plans with
Felicia on Tuesday.

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- My mother is getting married.
- Does mom have a name?

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Well,

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I like Bitchface but why
don't we stick with Dorothy?

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Okay. February 20th,
Dorothy's wedding.

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- That can't be the date.
- Yesterday is 18th and today is 19th.

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Is there a problem?

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Where's my coffee?

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Do it.

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Leo, I swear to God I'm gonna kill her,
call me.

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Your car is here.

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Can you believe this
whole carpool shit?

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I can drive myself
to the studio.

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That's how they control you.

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Especially the 1st day,
they do it for all the stars.

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You're gonna be okay today?

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- I'm not an invalid.
- I'm not saying you...

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I just love you, okay?

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Hey, Holt.

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I love you too.

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Kick ass today, okay?

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I'll call you later.

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Okay, everybody
change of plans.

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We're dropping our
3 cover options.

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Why? We're almost
there with "hero pets".

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You just answered
your own question.

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Also because of this, Teri.

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My source at People tells me

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they're running this
photo on their next cover

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with the headline "let
us sleep in peace".

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It's supposed to be Aundre G in
seclusion in the Virgin Islands.

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Just in time for the release of
his new CD, what a coincidence!

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Yeah, I think it's bullshit.

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Widow G and Aundre's manager are
making huge bucks off his new CDs.

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My sources say that
Aundre G was murdered.

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Some sort of dispute with
his manager Tweedy MacDaniel.

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Yeah, Elliott.

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I'll cover all the
businesses in St Croix.

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If he's there,
someone's had to have seen him.

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Okay, good.

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And Adam, check out his girlfriend's
relationship with Tweedy.

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Okay, I'll talk to the cops.
They don't usually keep

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an open missing person file on
someone who's in seclusion.

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I know someone at
the record company.

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Let me see what I can dig up on
Tweedy and Aundre's relationship.

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Okay, I want the truth, guys.
And just as badly,

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I wanna make People
magazine suffer.

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So you have 12 hours.

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Lucy. Look, I'm really

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really sorry about last week.
If I can make it up to you...

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It's doubtful.

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Oh, um...

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I can look into the shooting
in his last concert if that...

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Okay, Willa, here you go.

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Here is an interview
with a stripper

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who spent an evening
with Prince Tyreese.

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Prince Tyreese the
basketball player?

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No, Prince Tyreese the heir
to the throne of Ireland.

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Write it up. 800 words.
Have it on my desk in an hour.

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My daddy used to call
these "one eyed jacks".

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He'd make them
for us on Sundays.

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Oh, you need a fork.

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Thanks, baby.

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Little salt.

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I have to go now.

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But if anything happens
with you know...

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You know how to reach me.

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Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Phillip K. Dick.

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He's the best.
You'll like that.

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See you later.

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Get in.

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You lied to me.

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My source at People says that
they're doing a cover story

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that says that "Aundre
G is alive and well" and

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drinking rhum out of a coconut
somewhere in the South Caribbean.

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That's bullshit.

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Prove it.

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Why should I?

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I don't know what this
shit is all about.

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But I'm finished with it.

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I've got something for you.

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This is messed up.

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You told me you gave me the
negative from those photos.

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I did.
This is something different.

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This is a little interview
with your friend Stormy.

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You know,
she's quite eloquent for a stripper.

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Blackmail is a crime.

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Do you really think that
Twedy should be allowed

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to drive around in a
million dollar Ferrari

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while Aundre G's head is
vacuum-packed into a pickle jar?

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I already told you
everything I know.

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You said it was enough.

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But now because of the People story,
I can't trust you.

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- I need facts.
- I have a family.

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So did Aundre G.

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Where's the head?

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Tweedy said it was
a collector's item.

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- Aundre's head?
- Yeah.

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That's all I know.

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Tweedy MacDaniel.

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What does he collect?

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Kept money,
it's gotta something.

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Cars, hookers, stamps.

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Ferraris. He just bought 2
quarter horses. And wine.

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- Wine?
- He has over a thousand bottles.

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Great. Find out
where he keeps them.

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I need to see you today.
It's urgent.

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Call me back.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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So, not only is
she getting married

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on 3 days notice
to some stranger,

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but she's doing it on the
anniversary of Dad's death.

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How sick is that?

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To be honest,
I don't even know if she remembers.

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She remembers the day I
got a DUI when I was 20.

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In her defence,
it was Christmas.

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Listen, Dad's death
was 25 years ago.

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There is a lot of valium
under that bridge.

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It's just a day.

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Not it will never be
just a day to me.

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You don't have to go.

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If I don't,
she'll only hold it against me.

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God love her.

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So why were you
whispering this morning?

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Are you seeing someone?

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Not really.

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Come on,
is it a man or a woman?

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What am I saying?
You are so not bi.

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You haven't been with
a woman in years.

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- Six months.
- Whatever.

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Come on, you can't keep a
secret from your big sister.

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- Who? What? Where?
- Nothing's going on.

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You are lying, it's so obvious.

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I'm rarely ***

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I can't believe you're not gonna
tell me about your latest conquest.

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- You always tell me.
- This time I can't.

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You can't or you won't?

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I can't. And I don't wanna.

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Let's order.

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So how's it going?

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Well...

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my penmanship sucks and I was only
half an hour early this morning

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which I guess is
still considered late.

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On the bright side, her coffee
was the perfect shade of shit.

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So I'm happy.

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You're gonna do fine.

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Just as long as you don't make
the mistake the last guy did.

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- What's that?
- Get married.

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- What do you mean?
- Last guy was getting married,

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all his wedding prep
interfered with his work.

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She canned his ass when she caught
him on the phone with his caterer.

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- Oh, shit.
- Are you getting married?

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I have to. Because of the baby.

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Don, there you are.

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Oh, hi, Lucy.

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We had a 3 o'clock appointment.
I've been looking for you.

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I had to go pee.

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It's 3:50.

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- Sorry.
- This is important.

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I need you to take a picture today.
It's for the cover.

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You don't wash your hands?

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Are you okay?

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- Yeah, real good.
- Good, because this is sensitive.

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Aundre G. the singer.
He was murdered.

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I need you to the Cabrio
wine vault in Sun Valley.

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00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,081
And check out Tweedy
MacDaniel's collection.

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You're looking for
Aundre G's head.

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Don.

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The manager thinks you're a photographer
for Wine Spectator Magazine.

251
00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:27,770
Don, it's clean.

252
00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,261
- Your hand.
- Hmm, yeah.

253
00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:37,051
- Thank you, Lucy.
- Okay, sweetie.

254
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,491
You wouldn't think a guy
like Tweedy MacDaniel

255
00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:24,020
would give a shit about fine wine.
But look at this.

256
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,790
He's got it all fixed up.

257
00:15:25,978 --> 00:15:28,322
That's the front door.
I'll be back in a sec.

258
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:29,302
Okay.

259
00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:38,620
Damn!

260
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:52,151
Basketball star with a prostitute.
Is it news?

261
00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:54,960
That he wanted her to bang him
in the ass with a strap-on...

262
00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:56,550
that's your lead.

263
00:15:57,205 --> 00:15:59,871
I'm really starting to
question your commitment.

264
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:03,263
My commitment?

265
00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:06,711
You know,
I took some of the drugs

266
00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:10,041
that Garbo woman was selling
so that she would trust me.

267
00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:13,463
I don't even take aspirine.
I was sick all night from it.

268
00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:15,992
Who the hell asked
you to take drugs?

269
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,122
I just wanted you

270
00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,842
to know that I have
the balls for the job.

271
00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:23,470
The story didn't
call for balls.

272
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:27,701
It called for brains,
don't confuse the two.

273
00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:31,861
Willa.

274
00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:36,880
There's a convention of
bariatric surgeons at the W

275
00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,183
that ends tonight.

276
00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:41,373
Find a doctor Cosar and
ask him and Vienna Smith.

277
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,833
Vienna Smith had
her stomach stapled?

278
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,543
I thought she was all
about diet and exercise.

279
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,171
Well, confirm the story

280
00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:53,942
and maybe we'll do
use it next week.

281
00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:56,722
Thanks Lucy.

282
00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:05,252
Hey!

283
00:17:10,017 --> 00:17:10,901
Who said that,

284
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:12,622
Over here.

285
00:17:25,498 --> 00:17:26,433
Wow!

286
00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:34,350
Aundre G?

287
00:17:35,878 --> 00:17:38,031
Sure ain't Marie Antoinette!

288
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:50,552
I'm supposed to take
a few pictures of you.

289
00:17:51,058 --> 00:17:53,263
Knock yourself out!

290
00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:03,193
My right side is my best side.

291
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:04,723
Okay.

292
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:12,081
How do I look?

293
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,561
Pretty good. Considering...

294
00:18:15,488 --> 00:18:17,453
you have no body.

295
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:27,182
I guess that's it, thanks.

296
00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,420
Hey, where are you going?

297
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:32,092
I gotta get these
pictures back to Lucy.

298
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,173
She's kinda like
counting on them.

299
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,051
But you just got here!

300
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,643
Come on, man,
don't you wanna hear me singing?

301
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,182
Sorry.

302
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:54,982
Excuse me!

303
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:03,203
What do you think?

304
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,631
I think I'm in the
middle of my work day.

305
00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:09,293
Well, here's what I'm thinking.
I'm gonna be wearing Ralph Lauren

306
00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:13,052
- and you always look so pretty in blue.
- Mother.

307
00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:16,292
I know, you wanna pick it out
yourself but I was in Beverly Hills.

308
00:19:16,526 --> 00:19:17,543
Mother.

309
00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:21,542
You're getting remarried
on the day that Dad died.

310
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:23,222
Yes.

311
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:28,153
- Don't think you that's kinda strange?
- Not really.

312
00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:33,363
Your dad did as he chose that day,
now so am I.

313
00:19:33,545 --> 00:19:35,750
You act like it's some
kind of retribution.

314
00:19:35,936 --> 00:19:39,362
- How can you blame him?
- It was a hostile act.

315
00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:41,652
He did it at home.

316
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:44,982
There was no note,
no explanation.

317
00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:48,060
Why should I honor that day?

318
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:55,462
Because it's a pretty
significant day to me.

319
00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:58,490
Lucy, I took you
to that doctor.

320
00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:01,640
We talked about it for nights,
read books.

321
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:04,031
What more could I do?

322
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:07,960
Well, you could try
being a mother for once.

323
00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:14,660
Listen, I'm sorry,
I've got so much work to do.

324
00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:24,970
It's been his day
for 25 years, Lucy.

325
00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:26,980
I want it back.

326
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,593
Who the hell?

327
00:20:41,597 --> 00:20:42,763
Nice office.

328
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:44,861
Mr. MacDaniel hmm.

329
00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:47,192
I'm sorry,
do we have an appointment?

330
00:20:47,427 --> 00:20:49,860
I've been hearing some shit
about your magazine that

331
00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:53,791
- just don't sit right with me.
- Sorry to hear that.

332
00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:55,433
I got people in my offices

333
00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:56,990
telling me that
some of your people

334
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,540
have been asking
some questions.

335
00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:00,503
- About?
- About my boy Aundre G.

336
00:21:01,246 --> 00:21:02,972
Everybody who knows
me knows that I

337
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,173
drop hundreds of
thousands of my own money

338
00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:07,632
looking for Aundre.
He was like a brother to me.

339
00:21:07,957 --> 00:21:11,811
Well, of course there's been some
interest in Aundre G story here.

340
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:14,202
You know his disappearance,
the new CD.

341
00:21:14,437 --> 00:21:16,770
- But I can assure you, Mr. MacDaniel.
- Tweedy.

342
00:21:17,706 --> 00:21:20,701
Now that we know he's off
on some island somewhere,

343
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,463
we won't be doing
any stories on him.

344
00:21:22,475 --> 00:21:23,551
Glad to hear that.

345
00:21:23,738 --> 00:21:26,781
Some of them questions were
kinda like... insulting.

346
00:21:27,278 --> 00:21:30,542
It seemed like your magazine
was looking to diss Tweedy.

347
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:35,462
We never set out to diss anybody,
Tweedy. It's not what...

348
00:21:37,677 --> 00:21:40,773
It's not what we do. We...

349
00:21:41,058 --> 00:21:43,582
We just seek the truth,
that's all.

350
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,503
People be so quick to judge me.

351
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:51,691
They don't leave their kids
spending night at my house.

352
00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:54,531
I'm supposed to be some ghetto
violence son of a bitch.

353
00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:56,312
But I can assure you

354
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,471
my kids don't work for nothing.

355
00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:02,273
See, Brent.
That's your name, right?

356
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,141
Yes, it is.

357
00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:07,802
Ain't nobody ever
gave me nothing.

358
00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:09,961
Except for God.

359
00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:21,012
I know that nobody

360
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,793
will take that from me.

361
00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:28,513
If I was killer, Brett,

362
00:22:29,346 --> 00:22:31,080
you'd wanna stay
clear as smoke.

363
00:22:31,318 --> 00:22:32,052
Yeah.

364
00:22:39,398 --> 00:22:41,870
My God! These are horrific!

365
00:22:42,017 --> 00:22:43,323
I love them!

366
00:22:44,617 --> 00:22:46,731
This is gonna make
a great cover story.

367
00:22:47,006 --> 00:22:47,700
Yeah.

368
00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:49,840
He's a nice guy.

369
00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:51,232
Who?

370
00:22:51,468 --> 00:22:55,030
Aundre. Aundre G.

371
00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:58,332
I don't like the
way you're sounding.

372
00:22:58,568 --> 00:22:59,973
Sorry, Lucy.

373
00:23:00,935 --> 00:23:03,283
Don, you have to take
your meds, honey.

374
00:23:03,427 --> 00:23:05,040
I know you don't like them but

375
00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:06,773
do you remember the hospital?

376
00:23:07,077 --> 00:23:09,370
I don't need the hospital.
I'm fine.

377
00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:11,282
The last time I didn't
know where you were,

378
00:23:11,288 --> 00:23:13,491
you were sleeping
next to the freeway.

379
00:23:13,677 --> 00:23:15,501
That guy hurt you.

380
00:23:15,597 --> 00:23:18,183
Don, you have to take
care of yourself.

381
00:23:19,378 --> 00:23:20,173
Okay.

382
00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:23,882
I have another job for you.

383
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:28,600
Okay.

384
00:25:02,477 --> 00:25:03,872
What is this?

385
00:25:06,595 --> 00:25:07,762
It's dope.

386
00:25:12,865 --> 00:25:14,081
You're yummy.

387
00:25:18,337 --> 00:25:19,492
Oh my God!

388
00:25:19,828 --> 00:25:21,162
Oh my God! I'm gonna puke.

389
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,743
Don't worry.

390
00:25:22,928 --> 00:25:25,793
It happens to everyone the
first time they smoke it.

391
00:25:29,207 --> 00:25:31,313
Okay, listen up everyone.

392
00:25:31,408 --> 00:25:34,271
We're gonna crash a cover
on Aundre G's murder.

393
00:25:34,506 --> 00:25:35,810
Check it out.

394
00:25:38,358 --> 00:25:39,890
What do you have?

395
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:47,351
You can't put that
on the cover, Lucy.

396
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:50,351
We're gonna polybag it with
an explicit warning label.

397
00:25:50,498 --> 00:25:52,040
And run the headshot inside.

398
00:25:52,227 --> 00:25:54,382
- That is fantastic!
- Isn't it?

399
00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:56,112
Keep Barrow out of the loop.

400
00:25:56,258 --> 00:25:59,492
He had a shitfit last time.
This time we have photos.

401
00:25:59,817 --> 00:26:04,610
The LAPD will be notified when we
go to press. Let's get to work.

402
00:26:07,426 --> 00:26:09,302
The wall is locked.

403
00:26:19,966 --> 00:26:20,661
Hi.

404
00:26:22,278 --> 00:26:23,962
Where have you been?

405
00:26:24,237 --> 00:26:25,520
What do you mean?

406
00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:28,971
You haven't been
home for 3 hours.

407
00:26:29,395 --> 00:26:32,300
- I was out.
- Who with?

408
00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:37,473
Garbo. God,
what's with the interrogation?

409
00:26:37,617 --> 00:26:40,670
I thought we were gonna have dinner,
celebrate my first day.

410
00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:44,073
And I was supposed to wait
around for you all day?

411
00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:46,781
No, I just thought
we had plans.

412
00:26:47,235 --> 00:26:49,773
We were out of weed. Jesus!

413
00:26:52,495 --> 00:26:54,370
Did you eat already?

414
00:26:54,555 --> 00:26:56,101
No.

415
00:27:02,606 --> 00:27:05,281
- How was work?
- It was fine.

416
00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:10,452
My stomach's bothered
me a little.

417
00:27:19,866 --> 00:27:23,480
Hey, you want a grilled
cheese sandwich?

418
00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:25,610
Okay.

419
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:35,753
I can't believe
you'd do this to me.

420
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,370
I can't believe you're
banging Jack Dawson.

421
00:27:38,838 --> 00:27:44,951
Republican family man super
action macho homo Jack Dawson!

422
00:27:45,186 --> 00:27:48,560
If I wanted you to know,
I'd have told you. Jesus Christ, Lucy!

423
00:27:48,755 --> 00:27:51,242
It's not like I'm
gonna publish these.

424
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,851
You know I wouldn't
do that, right?

425
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:56,711
You had your own brother
followeed by the stalkarazzi

426
00:27:56,948 --> 00:27:58,441
so don't act all indignant!

427
00:27:58,628 --> 00:28:00,172
Oh my God!

428
00:28:00,317 --> 00:28:01,993
This isn't serious, is it?

429
00:28:02,225 --> 00:28:04,853
Yes. I love him
and he loves me.

430
00:28:04,946 --> 00:28:06,492
Why is it so hard to believe?

431
00:28:06,675 --> 00:28:09,303
Two people can meet and
actually fall in love.

432
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,880
Oh, Leo, he's a movie star.

433
00:28:12,068 --> 00:28:14,130
I've covered this kind of
story a thousand times!

434
00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:17,883
I'm not a story.
I'm your goddamn family!

435
00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:20,131
Can you be happy for anybody?

436
00:28:20,315 --> 00:28:21,672
I meet a terrific person

437
00:28:21,906 --> 00:28:24,253
and you diminish it like
it's some piece of gossip.

438
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,163
Mom finally finds someone she
can fall in love again with

439
00:28:27,397 --> 00:28:29,540
after 25 years and you
shit all over that too.

440
00:28:29,968 --> 00:28:30,470
Hey, Leo.

441
00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:32,901
Don't! Just don't with
the big sister act, okay?

442
00:28:33,126 --> 00:28:34,281
God!

443
00:28:34,425 --> 00:28:36,301
You know,
I'm embarrassed for us both.

444
00:28:41,585 --> 00:28:42,592
Kira!

445
00:28:43,606 --> 00:28:44,822
Baby!

446
00:28:48,196 --> 00:28:49,400
Is this it?

447
00:28:49,988 --> 00:28:51,112
Don't worry.

448
00:28:51,248 --> 00:28:52,793
You're gonna be fine, okay?

449
00:28:52,936 --> 00:28:55,322
- I'm not gonna go anywhere?
- Okay.

450
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,450
Gotta get your head up.

451
00:29:02,638 --> 00:29:05,222
You don't want to have your
child on the floor, sweetheart.

452
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:06,610
- Here you go.
- It hurts.

453
00:29:06,806 --> 00:29:08,251
It hurts!

454
00:29:09,037 --> 00:29:10,531
It hurts.

455
00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:17,510
It's okay.

456
00:29:18,385 --> 00:29:19,531
Don't cry.

457
00:29:19,707 --> 00:29:21,100
It's okay.

458
00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:29,853
Dearest Lucy, I had a dream
which was not at all a dream...

459
00:31:30,035 --> 00:31:34,690
I did this for you.
Someday you'll understand. Dad.

460
00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:03,623
So then you became
a bariatric surgeon.

461
00:32:03,948 --> 00:32:06,763
Found my niche, never looked back.

462
00:32:07,687 --> 00:32:10,212
I'm all about
helping people so.

463
00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,621
So you think you got
something to work with there?

464
00:32:13,837 --> 00:32:14,722
Oh yeah!

465
00:32:14,906 --> 00:32:18,903
Yeah, wow! This is gonna make
my thesis much more exciting.

466
00:32:19,116 --> 00:32:20,181
Thank you.

467
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,563
Nice shoes.

468
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:26,062
They're K-Spade?

469
00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:28,440
Uh, yeah.

470
00:32:28,868 --> 00:32:32,332
You know, I've got a video

471
00:32:32,475 --> 00:32:35,531
of me performing surgery.
It's in my room.

472
00:32:36,635 --> 00:32:40,721
Oh... uh...
well, that might be helpful.

473
00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:42,641
I also have a few
questions about

474
00:32:42,876 --> 00:32:45,173
the types of patients
you treat so...

475
00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:49,060
Well, come on up I'll be happy to
tell you anything you wanna know.

476
00:32:49,197 --> 00:32:51,021
- Yeah?
- Yeah, okay.

477
00:32:51,907 --> 00:32:53,493
You're doing great, baby.

478
00:32:53,635 --> 00:32:54,653
It's gonna be fine.

479
00:32:54,868 --> 00:32:58,063
Come on. Come on. Pull. Pull.

480
00:32:58,207 --> 00:33:01,671
Okay. Just push. Okay. Push!

481
00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:08,631
I can see something.

482
00:33:11,077 --> 00:33:13,001
Here it comes! Here it comes!

483
00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:18,971
Oh wow!

484
00:33:19,385 --> 00:33:22,951
Look! Look! It's a boy!

485
00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,702
What? What? What?

486
00:33:31,915 --> 00:33:33,691
There's another one.

487
00:33:36,236 --> 00:33:38,293
Yeah, some patients...

488
00:33:38,626 --> 00:33:41,391
are very private
about this surgery.

489
00:33:41,577 --> 00:33:43,571
You're sure I can't
get you anything?

490
00:33:45,145 --> 00:33:47,203
They like people to
think all they took

491
00:33:47,436 --> 00:33:50,720
is a little exercise
and willpower.

492
00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:53,683
But if they were
capable of self-control,

493
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,143
I wouldn't be in business now,
would I?

494
00:33:57,608 --> 00:33:59,572
Here's to gluttony.

495
00:34:18,498 --> 00:34:21,032
So I imagine you
treat celebrities.

496
00:34:21,265 --> 00:34:22,571
They're the worst.

497
00:34:30,607 --> 00:34:32,662
Come on, sit by me,
you can see better.

498
00:34:32,895 --> 00:34:34,862
I can see fine, thanks.

499
00:34:36,947 --> 00:34:39,990
I heard that Viena Smith
got her stomach stappled.

500
00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:41,533
- I mean she...
- Come on!

501
00:34:47,448 --> 00:34:49,833
Look, I didn't come up
here to do anything.

502
00:34:50,577 --> 00:34:53,581
That's a load of shit now,
isn't it?

503
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,523
You don't think you're
the first reporter to try

504
00:34:56,798 --> 00:35:00,220
to pry privileged client
information from me, do you?

505
00:35:01,888 --> 00:35:03,191
Sure you don't want a drink?

506
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,832
I'm not screwing you.

507
00:35:10,668 --> 00:35:13,953
It's not your precious bloom
that I'm interested in.

508
00:35:17,425 --> 00:35:18,490
My feet?

509
00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:25,892
Oh God!
They're so small and denty, alabaster.

510
00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:29,543
I'm guessing a perfect size 8.

511
00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:34,670
You let me be who I have to be
and I'll give you what you want.

512
00:35:34,906 --> 00:35:36,642
Off the record, of course.

513
00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:41,541
No touching.

514
00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:43,842
Good.

515
00:35:48,925 --> 00:35:49,901
Now dangle it.

516
00:35:51,198 --> 00:35:52,311
Dangle it.

517
00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:57,060
No, no, don't let it drop.
Don't let it drop.

518
00:35:58,035 --> 00:36:04,190
Oh yeah, you make me so hard!

519
00:36:05,025 --> 00:36:06,102
Hold it up!

520
00:36:06,925 --> 00:36:09,043
Hold the goddamn foot up!

521
00:36:09,686 --> 00:36:12,011
Yeah, yeah.

522
00:36:12,246 --> 00:36:15,580
Well don't close your eyes, look at me.
Look at me!

523
00:36:17,017 --> 00:36:22,093
Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!

524
00:36:28,597 --> 00:36:33,203
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

525
00:36:50,058 --> 00:36:52,440
It's time for me to go, Don.

526
00:36:55,355 --> 00:36:56,240
No.

527
00:36:57,906 --> 00:37:00,393
I'm gonna make
you French toasts.

528
00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:03,861
And it's time for you to
go back on your meds.

529
00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:11,633
No, I don't wanna go back on my meds,
they make me...

530
00:37:11,818 --> 00:37:13,210
feel bad.

531
00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:15,960
You have to.

532
00:37:19,147 --> 00:37:20,742
I don't wanna. I don't...

533
00:37:22,547 --> 00:37:23,893
I love you.

534
00:37:26,435 --> 00:37:28,403
I don't wanna be alone again.

535
00:37:29,608 --> 00:37:33,032
You wan't be. Okay?

536
00:37:45,035 --> 00:37:46,200
Tristan?

537
00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:49,042
No. It's his son.

538
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,031
You're all he has.

539
00:38:14,565 --> 00:38:15,663
Come here.

540
00:38:21,948 --> 00:38:23,153
Bitter.

541
00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:26,171
It's okay, baby.

542
00:38:49,165 --> 00:38:50,662
What happened?

543
00:39:01,187 --> 00:39:03,010
I told you not to
go with this story.

544
00:39:03,195 --> 00:39:04,692
I don't work for you, Brent.

545
00:39:04,928 --> 00:39:07,133
And this time I had
photographic evidence.

546
00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:08,150
Really?

547
00:39:08,508 --> 00:39:09,671
'Cause the cops showed up

548
00:39:09,857 --> 00:39:11,441
at the storage facility
and apparently

549
00:39:11,677 --> 00:39:14,301
there was no head to be found.

550
00:39:14,445 --> 00:39:16,690
I guess someone got tipped off.

551
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,743
No head, no confirmation
that Aundre G is really dead

552
00:39:19,888 --> 00:39:21,903
or that the head
is actually his.

553
00:39:22,035 --> 00:39:24,073
I mean the cops are gonna
be all over your boy Don.

554
00:39:24,235 --> 00:39:25,593
This story is solid.

555
00:39:25,775 --> 00:39:28,250
I ran this whole thing by legal
so unless you brought muffins,

556
00:39:28,305 --> 00:39:29,901
I'd think that we're done here.

557
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,251
Beyond that,

558
00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:32,841
these photos...

559
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,232
they're smut

560
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:38,841
and publishing them is
just venal sensation.

561
00:39:39,027 --> 00:39:40,622
This coming from a
man who's never had a

562
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,681
magazine subscription he
could read with his pants on.

563
00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:44,213
We don't even know
if they're real!

564
00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:48,663
Oh they're real! The guy had
Aundre G's head in his wine cellar.

565
00:39:48,808 --> 00:39:51,331
If the cops can't prove it,
that's their problem.

566
00:39:55,627 --> 00:39:56,980
Well...

567
00:39:57,767 --> 00:40:00,022
I hope this sells.

568
00:40:00,156 --> 00:40:03,540
'Cause, you know, the polybagging is gonna
blow your budget all to hell.

569
00:40:03,957 --> 00:40:06,392
And given that this is
the 4th week in a row,

570
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:09,923
you've gone over budget.
According to the terms of your contract,

571
00:40:10,105 --> 00:40:12,072
you just forfeited
your annual bonus.

572
00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,061
That's bullshit.

573
00:40:15,937 --> 00:40:20,310
Polybagging is a production cost,
it's not on the editorial budget.

574
00:40:21,678 --> 00:40:22,563
It is now.

575
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:57,823
Kira!

576
00:41:23,768 --> 00:41:24,741
Tristan.

577
00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:34,351
Yeah.

578
00:42:06,975 --> 00:42:10,362
This is a very special day
for the Spiller family.

579
00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:16,773
25 years ago,
my mother's 1st husband, my father,

580
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:19,300
hanged himself in
our living room.

581
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:25,292
Ever since then,
I have questioned

582
00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:28,253
the whole idea of
love and commitment.

583
00:42:28,806 --> 00:42:32,563
It's nice to see that my mother
doesn't share the shame doubt.

584
00:42:33,307 --> 00:42:36,823
And neither does my
brother apparently.

585
00:42:37,897 --> 00:42:40,420
Good for them and I mean that.

586
00:42:43,846 --> 00:42:46,230
To Mom and Paul.

587
00:42:46,646 --> 00:42:51,160
May the truth never infrige
upon your happiness.

588
00:42:58,278 --> 00:43:02,173
Well, instead of being the
day dad killed himself,

589
00:43:02,355 --> 00:43:05,080
it will now be the day
you ruined Mom's wedding.

590
00:43:05,405 --> 00:43:06,710
Well done.

591
00:43:07,725 --> 00:43:09,170
At least, I showed.

592
00:43:12,027 --> 00:43:18,172
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