1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:05,047 My name is Don Konkey. I take pictures. 2 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:07,466 That's my best friend Lucy Spiller, 3 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,885 the editor of Dirt Now magazine. 4 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,803 This is my girlfriend Kira. 5 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,972 She died of a drug overdose. 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,641 We've been living together since. 7 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,725 Thanks, baby. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,477 We became a family last week. 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,772 Oh wow! It's a boy. 10 00:00:22,185 --> 00:00:24,190 It's time for you to go back on your meds. 11 00:00:24,352 --> 00:00:26,650 - I don't wanna be alone again. - You won't be. 12 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,615 Then she had to go. 13 00:00:28,731 --> 00:00:31,496 That's Lucy's brother Leo. He's dating some guy secretly. 14 00:00:31,579 --> 00:00:33,402 You can't keep a secret from your big sister. 15 00:00:33,497 --> 00:00:34,490 Nothing's going on. 16 00:00:34,707 --> 00:00:36,323 Lucy hates secrets. 17 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:38,743 She sent me to follow him and guess what? 18 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:41,952 He's dating married action hero Jack Dawson. 19 00:00:42,086 --> 00:00:43,622 It is all about family, isn't it? 20 00:00:43,758 --> 00:00:46,831 Leo got really pissed off when Lucy showed him my photos. 21 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,131 I can't believe you're banging Jack Dawson. 22 00:00:49,297 --> 00:00:51,670 You had your own brother followed by the Stalkarazzi 23 00:00:51,806 --> 00:00:53,090 so don't act all indignant. 24 00:00:53,225 --> 00:00:54,931 It's not like I'm gonna publish these. 25 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:56,392 Pretty sneaky sis'. 26 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:58,183 This is Holt McLaren. 27 00:00:58,306 --> 00:01:00,303 His 1st day on the set of his big movie went well. 28 00:01:00,396 --> 00:01:01,223 I'm fine! 29 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,523 His girlfriend Julia... not so much. 30 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:06,603 This is Prince Tyreese, the basketball star. 31 00:01:06,737 --> 00:01:08,772 He's helping Lucy with the Aundre G story. 32 00:01:08,866 --> 00:01:10,021 Some people think he's dead. 33 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:12,192 Tweedy had his head. In a jar! 34 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:13,242 Lucy's one of them. 35 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:16,033 She asked me to find Aundre G and take some pictures. 36 00:01:16,156 --> 00:01:16,993 Nice guy. 37 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:18,492 Lonely. 38 00:01:18,665 --> 00:01:21,330 Seems like your magazine is looking to diss Tweedy. 39 00:01:21,497 --> 00:01:24,040 Now that we know he's off on some island somewhere, 40 00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:25,683 we won't be doing any stories on him. 41 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:26,583 Glad to hear that. 42 00:01:26,716 --> 00:01:28,193 I told you not to go with this story. 43 00:01:28,336 --> 00:01:29,333 This story is solid. 44 00:01:29,466 --> 00:01:30,713 I don't know if I told you this 45 00:01:30,845 --> 00:01:32,802 but I'm a highly functional schizophrenic. 46 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,420 I'm doing much better. 47 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,130 But I definitely miss my dead girlfriend. 48 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,510 Kira! 49 00:01:38,646 --> 00:01:40,352 Thank God for the kids. 50 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:45,522 It's Hollywood's happiest couple 51 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,731 telling everyone their secret to their successful marriage. 52 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:49,520 Meaning? 53 00:01:49,655 --> 00:01:51,571 You know like tips on how they've managed to be 54 00:01:51,735 --> 00:01:53,193 successful where other have failed, 55 00:01:53,407 --> 00:01:55,070 suggestions for the bedroom, 56 00:01:55,288 --> 00:01:56,863 how to keep things fresh. 57 00:01:57,207 --> 00:01:58,822 And how long have they been married? 58 00:01:58,998 --> 00:02:01,162 A year and 2 months. 59 00:02:01,336 --> 00:02:02,372 Let's wait 6 months 60 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,582 and do the story on where she catches him doing 61 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,543 a face plant on her personal assistant. 62 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:08,211 What is the problem here? 63 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:10,133 I need a cover, you need jobs. 64 00:02:10,335 --> 00:02:12,092 Seems like the perfect match, no? 65 00:02:12,506 --> 00:02:14,592 This is Hollywood, someone is getting screwed 66 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,131 and somebody out there cannot wait to tell you about it. 67 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,723 There's a cover out there somewhere, okay? 68 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,303 It's not going to just walk through the front door. 69 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:11,271 Oh, that's it. 70 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,572 Incredible. 71 00:03:18,075 --> 00:03:20,031 Dude, you're amazing! 72 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,200 Oh God! 73 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:32,330 Oh God! Get off of me! Bitch! 74 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,190 Lucy, I uh... 75 00:03:53,196 --> 00:03:56,402 I didn't see my Viena Smith article and I was just wondering... 76 00:03:56,525 --> 00:03:58,152 That's because I'm not running it. 77 00:03:58,868 --> 00:04:01,820 Well, I kinda got the impression it was kinda good so... 78 00:04:01,955 --> 00:04:03,910 Really? Where did you get that impression? 79 00:04:04,246 --> 00:04:06,372 I guess I just kind of assumed... 80 00:04:06,536 --> 00:04:09,290 Well, you know what happens when you assume... 81 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,332 Yes, it makes as ass out of you and me. 82 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:13,580 No, it pisses me off. 83 00:04:14,885 --> 00:04:17,213 So is it really that arbitrary? 84 00:04:17,388 --> 00:04:19,172 The short answer is "yes, it is." 85 00:04:19,307 --> 00:04:20,500 But I'll spell it out for you. 86 00:04:20,598 --> 00:04:21,991 When I was done reading your piece, 87 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:23,681 all I remembered was a typo. 88 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,550 It wasn't bad but it was dull. 89 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,010 And that's worse. 90 00:04:51,548 --> 00:04:52,963 What are you doing? 91 00:04:53,337 --> 00:04:55,752 Trying to see how much we weigh as a couple. 92 00:04:56,127 --> 00:04:58,212 I've lost 9 and a half pounds. 93 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,052 What's your secret? 94 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,800 Come on, this isn't funny. 95 00:05:04,015 --> 00:05:06,183 People just don't lose weight for no reason. 96 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,642 - Honey, listen. - This just isn't normal. 97 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,431 The blood test came back negative. 98 00:05:10,565 --> 00:05:12,103 Maybe they should take more tests. 99 00:05:12,527 --> 00:05:14,391 Negative! 100 00:05:14,568 --> 00:05:15,561 How do we know? 101 00:05:15,697 --> 00:05:17,523 The doctor says it's probably just stress. 102 00:05:18,156 --> 00:05:19,692 Just hear me out alright? 103 00:05:20,156 --> 00:05:24,030 With your new movie and the accident 104 00:05:24,536 --> 00:05:27,530 and taking care of me, that's a lot. 105 00:05:28,076 --> 00:05:29,780 But I'm doing better now. 106 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,252 So maybe I can take care of you. 107 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,133 Julia, what are you doing? 108 00:05:42,348 --> 00:05:45,012 Just trying to relieve a little stress, doctor's orders. 109 00:05:47,185 --> 00:05:48,890 Julia, come on, just... 110 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,811 Julia, come on. 111 00:05:53,276 --> 00:05:55,063 Julia, could you just stop? 112 00:06:00,816 --> 00:06:02,982 - I'm sorry. - Go to hell! 113 00:06:03,157 --> 00:06:04,402 Julia, it's not you. 114 00:06:04,577 --> 00:06:06,823 I'm just nervous about this damn movie tomorrow. 115 00:06:08,365 --> 00:06:09,492 Julia! 116 00:06:19,925 --> 00:06:21,382 Are you sure? 117 00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:25,672 I'm quite familiar with the act from all angles. 118 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:28,680 And it was definitely a man? 119 00:06:30,017 --> 00:06:32,552 - It was his trainer. - What's his name? 120 00:06:33,107 --> 00:06:36,933 All I know is that he's red-headed 121 00:06:37,107 --> 00:06:40,440 and has a March of the Penguins bumper sticker on his van. 122 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:44,073 Suddenly, I don't feel so special. 123 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,030 I didn't seek him out. 124 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:49,953 He seduced me. I was there to do a job. 125 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,450 He played me for fool, Lucy. I wanna expose 126 00:06:53,668 --> 00:06:56,870 his lying, cheating, trainer blowing ass. 127 00:06:57,008 --> 00:07:01,081 This just happened so why don't you give it a little time to digest. 128 00:07:01,178 --> 00:07:02,172 Digest? 129 00:07:02,468 --> 00:07:03,500 Digest what? 130 00:07:03,598 --> 00:07:05,752 A guy tells you that he loves you, 131 00:07:05,848 --> 00:07:06,923 that you're the first guy 132 00:07:07,055 --> 00:07:08,881 he's ever been with or felt this way about, 133 00:07:08,976 --> 00:07:12,013 then 2 days later you catch him with his dick 134 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:14,181 in another guy's mouth! 135 00:07:14,395 --> 00:07:16,641 If you tell me it's just sex, I'm cool with that. 136 00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:18,362 You tell me you think you're falling in love, 137 00:07:18,398 --> 00:07:20,990 that you want me to clear my schedule for a month to be in New Zealand 138 00:07:21,028 --> 00:07:23,902 while you shoot your next picture, I'm thinking game on. 139 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:25,690 I understand but as your sister... 140 00:07:25,828 --> 00:07:27,572 I don't wanna talk with my sister. 141 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:31,070 I wanna talk with the editor of Dirt Now. Is she in or isn't she? 142 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,282 You have no idea what you'd be getting yourself into. 143 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:35,490 I trust you. 144 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,620 No, this has nothing to do with trusting me. 145 00:07:37,837 --> 00:07:41,375 You wanna out one of the biggest action stars in the world. 146 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,846 I sure as hell would try to protect you but 147 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:46,750 there are no guarantees. 148 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,303 Do you really wanna take that risk? 149 00:07:50,135 --> 00:07:52,180 You bet your ass I do. 150 00:07:54,186 --> 00:07:57,720 Good because this is a great goddamn story! 151 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,232 Hey, little girl. 152 00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:04,943 Yeah, you. 153 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,983 Hey, Diana. 154 00:08:08,486 --> 00:08:09,901 Hey, you're ready? 155 00:08:10,748 --> 00:08:13,493 Okay, Diana, I'm just gonna open your mouth 156 00:08:13,706 --> 00:08:16,663 and slide this tablet to the back of your throat. 157 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:22,373 Yeah, you did very good. Very good. 158 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,422 'Cause you don't wanna get worms. They can make you feel real sick. 159 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,590 It's okay now. 160 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:34,933 Whatcha doing? 161 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:40,681 Yeah? 162 00:08:43,987 --> 00:08:45,021 Okay. 163 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:09,673 Hi. 164 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,671 I'm supposed to meet Jack for late lunch. 165 00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:14,421 I thought I punched the code in right. 166 00:09:14,558 --> 00:09:15,970 He gave it to me over the weekend. 167 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,512 Yeah, we change that every week. 168 00:09:17,727 --> 00:09:19,050 He's out back by the pool. 169 00:09:21,398 --> 00:09:24,271 Damn, I've got fabric samples in my car. Do you mind? 170 00:09:24,435 --> 00:09:26,061 Yeah, make it quick. 171 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,442 You have incredible lips, you know that? 172 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:18,362 They're just like Kira's: thick, colored plums. 173 00:10:19,455 --> 00:10:20,950 She used to 174 00:10:21,165 --> 00:10:24,162 suck on her bottom lip when she was messed up. 175 00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:27,290 Like a pacifier notice. 176 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:32,503 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey. 177 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,672 What's the matter, kitten? 178 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:38,591 Kira loved you. 179 00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:41,601 It's Holt she didn't like. 180 00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:45,350 That's just because he never stuck his dick in her. 181 00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,600 She didn't think he was good enough for you. 182 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:54,653 She loved you. I can totally see why. 183 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,991 She knew you'd never leak the pregnancy to the press. 184 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,913 Kira told me she told you. 185 00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,791 She thought maybe you got drunk and 186 00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:13,461 told Holt and he leaked it. 187 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:18,632 She knew you wouldn't betray her like that. 188 00:11:18,807 --> 00:11:20,471 She thought it was Holt. 189 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,803 No, Holt never knew. 190 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,722 And if he did, he'd never betray me. 191 00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:29,942 Ah, Julia... 192 00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:31,903 Julia, come on. 193 00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:34,863 This is Hollywood. 194 00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:38,901 Betrayal should have its own star on the walk of fame. 195 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,271 Hey! 196 00:12:58,948 --> 00:13:00,530 What are you doing? 197 00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,280 Shit! Shut up! 198 00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:04,200 Oh shit! You're real! 199 00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:05,661 Get him! 200 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:08,870 Hey, nice pool. I like the Greek urns. 201 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:12,121 You know, the Romans, they stole all the culture from the Greeks. 202 00:13:12,257 --> 00:13:14,672 You know, they like it so they just took it. 203 00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:04,511 Found this in his pocket. 204 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,221 What? 205 00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:14,520 What? 206 00:14:29,915 --> 00:14:31,203 Get him out of here! 207 00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:38,501 When you're done with him, 208 00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:40,632 come get this piece of shit right here. 209 00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:54,391 There you are, you got a second? 210 00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:56,140 Hello? 211 00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:58,350 I just said I need to speak with you. 212 00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:01,063 No, you asked me if I had a second and obviously I don't. 213 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,730 May I ask what's so important 214 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,420 that you can't give me a second here? 215 00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,153 - Don's in jail. - I'm sorry? 216 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,782 I'm gonna go bail him out. 217 00:15:07,956 --> 00:15:10,160 Wait, no. No, no, no! 218 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,163 Don does not work for Dirt Now. He's freelance. 219 00:15:13,338 --> 00:15:15,663 We are of no obligation to him whatsoever. 220 00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:18,832 Any interference on our part might be... 221 00:15:19,008 --> 00:15:20,872 I'm bailing him out as a friend. 222 00:15:21,048 --> 00:15:22,720 You know what friends are, don't you Brent? 223 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,092 Will you let me finish? 224 00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,882 You're setting us up for a lawsuit. 225 00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:27,593 He has our next cover pictures on him. 226 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:29,880 I don't care if he has pictures of Lindsay Lohan 227 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,721 and Paris Hilton going down on the ghost of Frank Sinatra. 228 00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:34,851 How he got them is my concern. 229 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,681 He got them by being the best photographer out there. 230 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,983 I know you're a busy woman Spiller what with 231 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,233 saving the planet one drunken celebrity at a time 232 00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:46,190 but there are amended statutes you might wanna gloss over 233 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,071 before you hang the magazine out to dry. 234 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:49,322 - You're done? - Yes, I am. 235 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,740 Good, I'm gonna go get my next cover. 236 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,870 Loved the friend angle. 237 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,872 You almost had me on that one. 238 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:02,041 It's looking really beautiful Holt. 239 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,631 You can take a break if you like. 240 00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:05,420 - A minute. - Thank you, thank you. 241 00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:08,051 Get the girls in please. 242 00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:10,053 That car brings back some memories. 243 00:16:10,476 --> 00:16:12,131 My Dad hat a 67 Goad. 244 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,341 Yeah. That's nice, huh? 245 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:16,400 If I could lose my virginity all over again, it would be in the backseat. 246 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,111 Who am I kidding? It would be in Bora Bora 247 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,390 but that backseat is a close 2nd. 248 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:21,813 She's a beauty. 249 00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:23,981 - She's yours. - What are you talking about? 250 00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:26,230 I knew you liked it so I talked to the agency. 251 00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:27,903 And they said they would be thrilled 252 00:16:28,157 --> 00:16:30,211 to have you tunning around town in one of their cars. 253 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,821 Shut up! Get the hell out of here! 254 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,873 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 255 00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:36,503 We're ready for you. Can you step in please? 256 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,243 Get in there. 257 00:16:37,336 --> 00:16:39,162 Honey, you're gonna look at him. 258 00:16:40,128 --> 00:16:44,292 And sweetheart, you are not looking at a local boyfriend, he is important. 259 00:16:44,426 --> 00:16:46,172 That makes you important. 260 00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:49,673 That's it! 261 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,673 I am moist. Am I right, girls? 262 00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:54,432 Holt, these are gonna be gorgeous, 263 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,002 we'll definitely hold them 'till after the Finsher release. 264 00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,972 Oh my God! Seriously! Who's with me on the moist? Anyone? 265 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,931 - Please. - Okay. 266 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,692 Julia! 267 00:17:07,816 --> 00:17:09,780 Hey, look who's here? 268 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,201 Hey, did you come to watch the shoot? 269 00:17:19,286 --> 00:17:20,701 Take one of us. 270 00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:21,701 Okay, very nice. 271 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,913 We need to get back to work so could you please... 272 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,081 She is pretty, isn't she? 273 00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:29,252 She is. So why don't you come and sit down? 274 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,091 You wanna do this together? 275 00:17:31,346 --> 00:17:32,842 I bet she sucks a mean dick. 276 00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:35,603 - Okay, alright, sweetie. - Can we get a bottle of water over here? 277 00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:39,141 Hey, you're missing his greatest asset. Turn around. 278 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,602 He's got the best ass in the business. 279 00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:43,021 Julia, that's enough. 280 00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:44,941 That's nothing next to his dick. 281 00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:47,063 Julia, that's enough. Please. 282 00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:49,150 But you won't screw with me anymore. 283 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,070 Come here. 284 00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:51,903 Can I get that damn water? 285 00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:52,691 Right here. 286 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,992 Why don't you make love to me anymore? 287 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,240 Do you not love me? 288 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,122 Julia, come on. 289 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,291 Holt, listen, listen. Holt! 290 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,510 Julia, stop! 291 00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:16,842 This is about you. Listen. Hey, Holt! 292 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,181 Listen to me. 293 00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:23,151 More important than how she's behaving right now is how you handle it. 294 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,442 This could ruin her career if we don't handle it properly. 295 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,743 I know she's messed up on the painkillers and it's not her fault 296 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,370 - but you gotta be smart here. - Alright. 297 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,232 Holt, let me do what you pay me to do. 298 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,151 - Alright. - We can handle this in private. 299 00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:36,071 Away from the cameras. Go! 300 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:42,583 Hi. 301 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,620 Yeah, I need a limo to take Julia Mallory home. 302 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,081 I am at the photoshoot. 303 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,460 No, I need it now. 304 00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,172 Yeah, she needs to go straight home. 305 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:50,832 How much? 306 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,962 No, town car is fine. 307 00:18:56,978 --> 00:18:58,970 I just wanna know, is that normal procedure? 308 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:01,472 I busted my ass on that piece. 309 00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:05,722 Tell me if I'm wrong to be upset and I'll let it go. It's just... 310 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,732 - Willa, you want my advice? - Yeah, of course. 311 00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,982 - Grow a pair. - Pardon? 312 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:12,611 Tough shit, your piece got spiked. 313 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,363 Write another one. End of story. 314 00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:18,151 If you'll excuse me, these celebrities aren't gonna screw themselves. 315 00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:22,490 Alright, Carlson. 316 00:19:22,707 --> 00:19:25,372 What happens at the standards stays at the standards. 317 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:30,582 Oh, yeah. I'll talk to you next week. 318 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,043 Can I help you? 319 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:34,422 Uh, Nancy. 320 00:19:34,596 --> 00:19:37,631 Yeah, your assistant is talking to one of my associates right now. 321 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,192 But not to worry, we'll be brief. 322 00:19:40,308 --> 00:19:41,593 To be honest, I don't know how 323 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,720 I can be of help to either one of you gentlemen. 324 00:19:43,936 --> 00:19:46,101 But how do you know? We haven't asked anything yet! 325 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,183 But to be perfectly honest, 326 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,851 I think that you could be of a great help to us. 327 00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:52,521 But then again that just may be my 328 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,730 overly optimistic nature. 329 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:55,902 What do you want? 330 00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:57,712 We would like to know who gave up our boy 331 00:19:57,866 --> 00:20:00,493 in the Aundre G story that you said you weren't gonna run. 332 00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:02,661 I don't know. 333 00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:05,372 Listen to him. Okay. 334 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,082 Now you can sit up in your big ass expensive office 335 00:20:08,297 --> 00:20:11,211 and your $2,000 suit and your 5 buck tie and that 336 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:14,000 punk ass haircut and you're gonna look me and my black face 337 00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:16,253 and you're gonna tell me that you don't know shit? 338 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:17,050 Come on, man! 339 00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:18,422 You're the man! 340 00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:21,553 You know every detail that happens in this office, don't you? 341 00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:22,681 Am I right? Am I right? 342 00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:24,333 - Am I right? - I think you're right. 343 00:20:24,345 --> 00:20:25,643 You're damn straight I'm right. 344 00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,642 I'm the publisher, it's not necessary 345 00:20:27,817 --> 00:20:30,102 that I know who the source of a story is. 346 00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:32,482 - You see that, Morris? - Yeah. I saw it. 347 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,273 - He saw what? - You looked down when you said that. 348 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:37,073 - So what? - So you're lying. 349 00:20:37,198 --> 00:20:38,571 You broke eye contact. 350 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,012 When people lie, they look away. 351 00:20:40,248 --> 00:20:41,951 Yeah, that's a big tale, my friend. 352 00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:43,363 Oh my God! 353 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:45,703 What do you... 354 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,452 What do you gentlemen know about the free press? 355 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,831 Please, illuminate. 356 00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:55,380 Confidentiality between the journalist 357 00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:58,842 and his or her source is sacrosaint. 358 00:20:59,387 --> 00:21:01,840 Shield laws give journalists the legal protection 359 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,970 to keep the identity of his source private. 360 00:21:04,135 --> 00:21:05,932 Even when police and prosecutors 361 00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:08,390 are threatening contempt and jail time. 362 00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:11,982 To betray that confidence is a breach of ethics so great, 363 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,352 it compromizes the very foundation 364 00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:17,811 upon which the wall of journalism is predicated. 365 00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,242 Wow! 366 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,570 Thank you sir for educating 2 ignorant brothers 367 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:30,082 in journalistic ethics in the middle of your busy work day. 368 00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:31,122 Oh, man. 369 00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,710 Is that a real K.C. Hagston? 370 00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:36,830 Hack is a shit. 371 00:21:58,155 --> 00:21:59,311 Oh, God. 372 00:22:11,376 --> 00:22:13,332 Don, are you okay? 373 00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:14,751 Yeah. 374 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,751 - Do you have the film? - I think so. 375 00:22:23,015 --> 00:22:25,671 Do you need to go to the bathroom to get it? 376 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,552 No, it's not there. 377 00:22:28,145 --> 00:22:29,301 Where then? 378 00:22:32,938 --> 00:22:36,521 What's the quickest and safest way to remove it from his stomach? 379 00:22:36,645 --> 00:22:39,312 Well, we can send a tube down his throat 380 00:22:39,487 --> 00:22:41,191 and then reach in and grab it with a claw. 381 00:22:41,368 --> 00:22:43,153 Or we can do it laparoscopicly. 382 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,361 It's a little more involved, we make an incision. 383 00:22:45,368 --> 00:22:46,492 What do you think, Don? 384 00:22:46,655 --> 00:22:48,203 - Claw. - Me too. 385 00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:50,742 - Will it damage the canister? - No. 386 00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:52,583 Stomach acid on the other hand 387 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,703 can break down just about anything given enough time. 388 00:22:55,798 --> 00:22:58,080 How the hell did you swallow a film canister? 389 00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:00,293 Can I be home by 6? 390 00:23:01,635 --> 00:23:02,461 Please. 391 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,842 That is so cute. 392 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,303 You better not be planning your wedding shit on my dime. 393 00:23:08,307 --> 00:23:11,181 I'm on my lunch and it's actually baby shit. 394 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:13,850 And no more tuna fish, the smell makes me sick. 395 00:23:13,896 --> 00:23:15,682 - Excuse me Lucy. - Yeah. 396 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,101 - Selena Torres wants to talk. - About what? 397 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,393 Her side of the scandal. 398 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,903 She said she didn't sleep with the contestant until after he won American dream. 399 00:23:23,326 --> 00:23:25,412 What's the big deal, she pretty much already said that. 400 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,823 But he's not the only contestant she slept with. 401 00:23:29,455 --> 00:23:29,990 Why now? 402 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,133 Another one of them is coming foward 403 00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:34,763 and she must do that sorf of 'mea culpa' and beat him to the punch 404 00:23:35,877 --> 00:23:36,583 and why you? 405 00:23:37,297 --> 00:23:39,212 Her publicist and I have a relationship. 406 00:23:40,258 --> 00:23:42,212 No, it's professional relationship. 407 00:23:43,178 --> 00:23:45,592 - Have it to me by noon tomorrow. - Okay. 408 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,943 - Hey. - Hi, I need to see you tonight. 409 00:23:59,986 --> 00:24:01,982 I can't, I gotta see Julia. 410 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,732 I think you'll wanna hear what I have to say. 411 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:06,280 My house, 8:30. 412 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,881 God! You're so beautiful. 413 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,230 It's okay, baby bird. You're alright. 414 00:24:40,275 --> 00:24:42,192 You're alright. 415 00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:45,400 Here. Feel better. 416 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:52,112 Just relax and enjoy the ride. 417 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:37,412 - You know who you remind me of? - No. 418 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,202 Bobby Miserv. 419 00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:42,700 Who's that? 420 00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:46,541 He's the first boy I kissed. 421 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,633 Boys had kissed me before but 422 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,092 he was the first boy I kissed. 423 00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:05,770 He was so... so pretty 424 00:26:14,748 --> 00:26:16,450 I like the way you look at me. 425 00:26:52,408 --> 00:26:53,982 I love them. What else you got? 426 00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:57,860 This is all of it which considering where it came from it's pretty damn good. 427 00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,071 I think we were lucky. 428 00:27:00,126 --> 00:27:02,621 I think that one with his hands down your pants is a keeper. 429 00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:06,711 - Whoa, what? - You can really see it's me. 430 00:27:07,507 --> 00:27:10,042 Not for long, photoshot the shit out of his face. 431 00:27:10,085 --> 00:27:10,922 Not a problem. 432 00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:13,173 When daniela's done not, mom won't even know it's you. 433 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:15,553 - Sweet! - Thank you. 434 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:16,973 Come here. 435 00:27:18,348 --> 00:27:20,011 Do you want to stay at my house? 436 00:27:20,977 --> 00:27:22,891 Why, are you gonna nurse me back to health? 437 00:27:24,066 --> 00:27:26,302 I guess you're right. It's never really been my calling. 438 00:27:26,316 --> 00:27:28,441 Remember when I was 8 and had chicken pox? 439 00:27:28,486 --> 00:27:31,312 You stood at the doorway of my bedroom and threw a box of saltines at me 440 00:27:31,366 --> 00:27:33,612 and then told dad and mom you had fed my lunch. 441 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:34,581 Technically that was true. 442 00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:36,533 I wasn't much of a cook either. 443 00:27:37,498 --> 00:27:38,412 The offer still stands. 444 00:27:39,077 --> 00:27:40,361 I know. 445 00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:45,623 Get out of here. 446 00:27:46,955 --> 00:27:49,372 Scott, I love you. I love you. I love you. 447 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,380 No problem Willa. She needs to clear the air, it's a big scoop. 448 00:27:52,428 --> 00:27:57,593 You were my first thought. Figured if I was gonna do a solid for a reporter, might as well be a hottie. 449 00:27:57,638 --> 00:27:59,473 I owe you Scott, big time. 450 00:27:59,518 --> 00:28:01,760 See you tonight? Il Misto 7:30. 451 00:28:05,358 --> 00:28:07,312 Yes. Yes! 452 00:28:10,027 --> 00:28:11,272 Hello, Gibson. 453 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,063 I just heard the damn story. 454 00:28:15,075 --> 00:28:15,773 So ludicrous. 455 00:28:16,537 --> 00:28:18,242 I had to come and tell you in person. 456 00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:27,950 I heard my magazine went and bailed out some psychotic photographer. 457 00:28:30,716 --> 00:28:36,882 I thought what kind of idiot risks my holding, not to mention their entire career. 458 00:28:36,928 --> 00:28:42,590 All for some mental pap who nabs the occasional sag and rumpled ass of some future Hollywood square. 459 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,140 Do you mind if I speak frankly? 460 00:28:48,065 --> 00:28:49,061 No, by all means. 461 00:28:49,068 --> 00:28:50,981 Why do you give a shit? 462 00:28:52,275 --> 00:28:53,562 Have you seen the sell through? 463 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:55,613 59%. 464 00:28:56,448 --> 00:28:58,600 People magazine would suck your dick for those numbers. 465 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,862 Lucy, you haven't answered my question yet. 466 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,992 - Am I gonna get... - Sued? 467 00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:09,293 Yeah, most likely. But that price tag is going to pale compared to what you'll pull in. 468 00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:12,623 Besides you always told me scared money doesn't make money. 469 00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,543 Neither does stupid money. 470 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,632 What's a few million to you? 471 00:29:16,636 --> 00:29:18,920 You just made that clearing your throat. 472 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:22,593 Don Konkey had this week's cover sitting inside of him. 473 00:29:23,686 --> 00:29:26,260 It was business. It was really good business. 474 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:27,761 Ok. 475 00:29:29,777 --> 00:29:30,453 What's the cover? 476 00:29:31,488 --> 00:29:35,233 Photos of Jack Dawson fondling another guy's nutsack. 477 00:29:37,117 --> 00:29:38,022 Jack Dawson? 478 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,163 That's not your average Hollywood fag story, I'll give you that. 479 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:54,670 Well, I guess I came all this way for nothing. 480 00:29:55,425 --> 00:29:58,101 No, actually I think it's a pretty good time to talk about my raise. 481 00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:01,633 Have a seat, sweet pea. 482 00:30:07,345 --> 00:30:08,180 - There you are. - Hi. 483 00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:11,560 - You look amazing. - Oh, thank you. 484 00:30:11,606 --> 00:30:13,642 - Scott, party of two. - Follow me. 485 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:15,561 Oh, where's Selena? 486 00:30:15,568 --> 00:30:18,192 I didn't think we needed her here at this juncture. 487 00:30:19,406 --> 00:30:20,081 What do you mean? 488 00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,492 I have to have this on my editor's desk by noon tomorrow. 489 00:30:23,536 --> 00:30:28,533 Relax Willa, we'll have some nice italian food, some wine, plenty of time right? 490 00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,781 A bottle of the Santa Margarita. 491 00:30:30,836 --> 00:30:33,202 A little Pinot Grugio is ok? 492 00:30:33,256 --> 00:30:35,871 - Scott, I need this story. - Sure. 493 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:39,751 After we catch up. What's the rush, right? 494 00:30:40,678 --> 00:30:43,960 Do you want me to call Luc', tell her to cool her wheels or something? 495 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,470 Your company reps Viena Smith right? 496 00:30:47,517 --> 00:30:49,432 Yeah, she is a top feeder. 497 00:30:49,477 --> 00:30:53,722 I just happen to know the doctor who stapled her stomach. 498 00:30:53,777 --> 00:30:57,023 There is no proof that she actually had that surgery. 499 00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:59,942 Don't screw with me Scott, it's not speculative, I know. 500 00:30:59,987 --> 00:31:01,861 I talked with him, I have his story. 501 00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:05,240 Now, you have Selena in my office tomorrow morning 502 00:31:05,286 --> 00:31:06,491 or I'm running it 503 00:31:07,327 --> 00:31:10,991 and then I'll have Luc' call your boss and tell him how it was all preventible. 504 00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,993 - You're full of shit. - Try me. 505 00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:18,583 - Your wine. - Thank you, it's on him. 506 00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,771 Dad, I think it's time. 507 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,190 I know. 508 00:31:55,417 --> 00:32:00,790 People, US, OK, Star, everyone's going full board on your girlfriend's episode today. 509 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,881 It's her pain meds. 510 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,113 We're adjusting the prescription. 511 00:32:05,927 --> 00:32:07,323 You know what might help sell that? 512 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,822 If you look the press in the eye when you feed them that bullshit. 513 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:15,762 What the hell am I doing here? 514 00:32:16,778 --> 00:32:20,191 We're covering it as Julia Mallory's courageous battle with addiction. 515 00:32:20,818 --> 00:32:24,363 And how she is doing better thanks to her hot ass boyfriend Holt McLaren. 516 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:26,733 Am I supposed to thank you? 517 00:32:28,827 --> 00:32:31,112 Yes, but not for that. 518 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,500 Hello? 519 00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:47,611 What the hell are you guys doing here? 520 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:51,052 Well, if it isn't Mr. ethics. 521 00:32:52,018 --> 00:32:53,510 Hope you brought your apetite. 522 00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:00,730 Jack Dawson is gay. 523 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,153 And how do you know that? 524 00:33:05,905 --> 00:33:10,071 Because I have pictures of him and an unidentified man folicking by his pool. 525 00:33:10,787 --> 00:33:12,260 We're running it on tomorrow's cover. 526 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:13,951 Holy shit! 527 00:33:14,627 --> 00:33:18,910 So, unless America is suddenly okay with their action hero taking it up the ass, 528 00:33:20,376 --> 00:33:23,210 I think that pretty much opens the path for you getting the lead 529 00:33:23,257 --> 00:33:25,003 in Hard Charger. 530 00:33:25,048 --> 00:33:29,131 Of course if you're gonna be the next big action hero, you're gonna have to bulk up. 531 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,511 I'm a vegetarian. 532 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,261 Then you're in for a treat. 533 00:33:38,356 --> 00:33:40,752 We're the top of the food chain, we can eat whatever we want. 534 00:33:42,067 --> 00:33:43,520 What about its pain and suffering? 535 00:33:45,278 --> 00:33:46,403 I didn't feel a thing. 536 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:55,911 If God didn't want us to eat the meat, then why did He make it so delicious? 537 00:33:57,576 --> 00:34:02,121 And besides, this isn't some Andy bullshit where you play 538 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,503 a tortured love struck down and outer. 539 00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:15,132 No, this is a full-on fight for your life, kill or be killed, hero gets the girl action movie. 540 00:34:37,996 --> 00:34:40,580 Would you guys please just tell me what the hell it is you want? 541 00:34:41,378 --> 00:34:43,833 It's simple, really, we wanna make you dinner. 542 00:34:45,008 --> 00:34:46,620 Hey Maurice, don't burn that garlic. 543 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:47,792 I'm not. 544 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,650 If you burn the garlic you know, you'll ruin the whole dish. 545 00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:56,760 See, when you pan roast garlic you turning the starch into a sugar. 546 00:34:56,807 --> 00:34:58,180 And then it makes it really sweet 547 00:34:58,187 --> 00:35:00,433 but then if you burn it, it makes it too bitter. 548 00:35:00,476 --> 00:35:04,562 So it just takes a little bit of heat to render its sweetness. 549 00:35:05,935 --> 00:35:07,021 Hey, you got fennel? 550 00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:11,153 - What? - You got fennel, you asshole? 551 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,981 I don't know, I don't cook much. 552 00:35:14,995 --> 00:35:17,243 Oh man, then you are in for a threat, man. 553 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:22,120 A home cook meal and Maurice, he is an incredible cook, 554 00:35:22,168 --> 00:35:24,830 he studied in Italy for 2 years. 2 and a half. 555 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,662 My bad. 556 00:35:27,165 --> 00:35:29,371 Do you what Maurice is gonna prepare for your dinner? 557 00:35:33,175 --> 00:35:34,421 Your dick. 558 00:35:38,765 --> 00:35:39,342 You're joking. 559 00:35:40,685 --> 00:35:41,973 God no! 560 00:35:46,317 --> 00:35:48,232 Well that is a nice size of cock for a white boy. 561 00:35:48,858 --> 00:35:50,243 You might have some leftover. 562 00:35:50,285 --> 00:35:52,411 What do you want, please Jesus Christ? What do you want? 563 00:35:52,446 --> 00:35:55,363 You uh... 564 00:35:56,906 --> 00:36:01,530 You know what this shit is? This is gonna cauterize you 565 00:36:01,575 --> 00:36:04,411 so that you won't bleed to death while you're enjoying your dick dinner. 566 00:36:05,587 --> 00:36:09,163 You see, first Maurice is gonna chop off your dick 567 00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:15,381 and then he's gonna slice it into bite size pieces 568 00:36:15,427 --> 00:36:16,920 to make it easier to chew. 569 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:21,593 And then we're gonna simmer it with some tomato and some fennel if you had some. 570 00:36:21,645 --> 00:36:25,722 What do you want? I want you to stop asking me dumbass questions 571 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,721 and tell me what I came here for. 572 00:36:31,906 --> 00:36:39,610 It's Tyreese. Tyreese. It's Tyreese. 573 00:36:42,248 --> 00:36:43,742 The Prince? Yes, the Prince. 574 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:52,000 Thank you. 575 00:37:00,727 --> 00:37:03,801 You need to seize in this butcher block. It's drying out. 576 00:37:11,237 --> 00:37:12,693 So that wasn't so bad was it? 577 00:37:13,987 --> 00:37:14,810 That was good... 578 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,852 And thanks for the heads-up. 579 00:37:26,335 --> 00:37:28,130 Did anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? 580 00:37:28,168 --> 00:37:29,663 No, you're the first. 581 00:37:32,508 --> 00:37:34,501 Come on, you're on the verge of owning this town 582 00:37:34,547 --> 00:37:37,003 and that's the best you can do, some generic compliment? 583 00:37:38,218 --> 00:37:41,132 What exactly is beautiful about me? Be specific. 584 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:48,720 Is it my... my face? Is it my ass? My eyes? 585 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:52,561 Yes and yes and... definitely yeah. 586 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:57,020 - You're a moron. - And you're a nine. 587 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:02,491 Oh, only a nine? 588 00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,413 If you wanna be a ten, it's really simple. 589 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,783 Ok, enlighten me. 590 00:38:12,127 --> 00:38:12,833 Shut up. 591 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:24,340 Good night, Holt. 592 00:38:26,725 --> 00:38:28,050 Yeah, it could've been. 593 00:38:41,575 --> 00:38:44,190 Yeah mate, you can be beaten in my own game, y'know. 594 00:38:44,248 --> 00:38:46,531 Baby, you should stick till the end today. 595 00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:52,540 Fool! You should have seen me last night down by the airport. Nigga was cleaning up. 596 00:38:54,085 --> 00:38:57,041 That must've been with a broom cuz I ain't seen none of that here. 597 00:38:57,088 --> 00:39:00,383 - You got a point. - Gimme the cards, man. 598 00:39:01,717 --> 00:39:02,382 My niggas. 599 00:39:03,615 --> 00:39:05,100 Mind if I sit in a couple of hands? 600 00:39:05,138 --> 00:39:09,302 Shit man, your money feels just as good in my pocket as these punks'. 601 00:39:14,277 --> 00:39:16,440 I'm gonna sit next to my boy. Down with that Prince? 602 00:39:17,358 --> 00:39:19,611 Yeah, Tweedy, of course man. 603 00:39:23,118 --> 00:39:25,742 Who's dealing? You're holding the cards man. 604 00:40:11,628 --> 00:40:12,952 It must be you lucky night, boy! 605 00:40:17,205 --> 00:40:18,933 Somebody open a window, man. It's hot in here. 606 00:40:18,965 --> 00:40:21,250 So Prince, how's the knee, man? 607 00:40:22,886 --> 00:40:25,170 It's good Tweedy. Just in a little strained. 608 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:27,422 It's good. Gotta take care of that shit man. 609 00:40:27,465 --> 00:40:29,421 You can't play basketball if your knees are gone. 610 00:40:29,478 --> 00:40:33,012 - Am I right? - True. 611 00:40:37,028 --> 00:40:39,183 Listen I gotta little physical rehab tomorrow. 612 00:40:39,235 --> 00:40:43,562 You can't win and run. Sit down baby, hang out, sit down. 613 00:40:46,788 --> 00:40:51,202 Yes, knees are very, very important. 614 00:40:51,247 --> 00:40:54,992 Never mind basketball, it's every day walking around. 615 00:40:56,338 --> 00:40:57,371 Playing with your kids.... 616 00:41:01,837 --> 00:41:04,001 You can't even handle your business 617 00:41:04,005 --> 00:41:05,383 if your legs don't work. 618 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:09,551 Taking the interior crusier. 619 00:41:11,598 --> 00:41:12,513 When that bitch pops... 620 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:14,762 That's a world of hurt. 621 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:20,643 After that, the medial colateral... Shit! Here we're talking major damage. 622 00:41:21,527 --> 00:41:28,733 Now if done just right... I mean, say it was deliberate. 623 00:41:28,788 --> 00:41:33,071 Chances are nigga never gonna stand up right again. 624 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,031 Never mind playing no basketball. 625 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,202 Lot depends on how it happens. 626 00:41:39,918 --> 00:41:46,290 Fall on the court, knee on knee... Most likely: you walk away from those alright. 627 00:41:46,345 --> 00:41:51,011 Four to six weeks, back covering Shaq's ass. 628 00:41:51,055 --> 00:41:55,640 But say a pipe or baseball bat... 629 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:58,062 now those are different. 630 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,813 And some injuries permanent. 631 00:42:09,368 --> 00:42:11,651 Meet my boy Aundre G. 632 00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:15,102 You don't mind if he sits in, Andy? 633 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:16,783 No, I'm good. 634 00:42:24,298 --> 00:42:27,171 I got a call, cops were all over in my shit. 635 00:42:28,678 --> 00:42:29,883 Worked out good, though. 636 00:42:29,928 --> 00:42:33,341 Gimme the chance to have some quality time with Mr. G. 637 00:42:36,475 --> 00:42:37,592 Give me come creative space. 638 00:42:39,108 --> 00:42:40,890 Tweedy, no Tweedy, c'mon man! 639 00:42:41,778 --> 00:42:42,643 Tweedy, no man! 640 00:42:46,235 --> 00:42:49,193 Mama... You such a bitch Prince. 641 00:42:50,406 --> 00:42:51,480 Have some dignity nigga. 642 00:42:52,407 --> 00:42:55,861 You scared Prince? Go to church. 643 00:42:57,078 --> 00:42:59,951 Tweedy does. Tweedy loves church. 644 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:14,423 - You worthless piece of shit! - Now listen to me! 645 00:43:16,188 --> 00:43:17,893 They... they came to my house.. 646 00:43:18,686 --> 00:43:21,353 They're gonna cut my dick off and feed it to me. 647 00:43:21,396 --> 00:43:24,352 - You gave up a source. - They were going to kill me. 648 00:43:24,395 --> 00:43:27,561 He's done. They don't even know if he's gonna live. 649 00:43:27,607 --> 00:43:31,023 I did the same thing you'd have done if they threatened to cut your dick off. 650 00:43:32,198 --> 00:43:35,691 You're a riot, Brent. How do you even live with yourself? 651 00:43:35,695 --> 00:43:37,201 Excuse me? 652 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:40,453 You blackmailed a man to get a story 653 00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:44,080 then threatened to ruin him and then when the shitstorm that you created 654 00:43:44,126 --> 00:43:46,963 comes to fruition it's me who's the asshole? 655 00:43:46,965 --> 00:43:48,121 Where are you in all of this? 656 00:43:48,178 --> 00:43:50,631 I'm sure as hell I'm not the one who gave up a source. 657 00:43:50,678 --> 00:43:51,960 Give me a... 658 00:43:52,008 --> 00:43:57,840 You know what I remember when I first brought you in as the Editor of both Dirt and Now? 659 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:02,683 You moved into Pembrock's old office and you had that beautiful antique mirror. 660 00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,183 My God, it worths thousands. 661 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,650 First thing you did before anything else was having that taken down. 662 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,942 - So? - So maybe it's time to put it back up. 663 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:34,751 Is that what you think? That you can just shit all over me in this magazine? 664 00:44:35,808 --> 00:44:41,892 This is DirtNow! We've outsold every other weekly 2 weeks running and we're about to make it a 3rd. 665 00:44:42,896 --> 00:44:46,392 So you listen to me, you insignificant piece of shit! 666 00:44:48,065 --> 00:44:49,311 You're giving me this story, 667 00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:52,651 because if you don't, DirtNow will have a camera... 668 00:44:52,697 --> 00:44:55,152 up your client's ass every second of every day. 669 00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:58,653 If she so much as blinks at another contestant... 670 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,050 we're gonna run that she's screwing him. 671 00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:05,870 Every pit stain, every ounce of cellulite, every photograph that makes her looks semi-retarded 672 00:45:05,878 --> 00:45:08,251 will be splashed full color in the pages of our magazine... 673 00:45:08,296 --> 00:45:10,162 and that's just off the top of my head. 674 00:45:10,216 --> 00:45:12,462 Wait until I give it some real thought. 675 00:45:14,428 --> 00:45:18,462 Now you've got 20 minutes to get her contestant-nailing ass over here 676 00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:22,222 before I make her a pinup girl for every STD known to man, and then some. 677 00:45:28,357 --> 00:45:29,982 - Lucy... - I'm gonna run the story. 678 00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:33,103 Cover inset. Thank you. 679 00:45:34,197 --> 00:45:35,481 No, thank you. 680 00:46:01,638 --> 00:46:03,512 Is he friendly? Sure. 681 00:46:05,595 --> 00:46:06,930 - Bye. - Bye, bye. 682 00:46:11,897 --> 00:46:13,173 You're gonna want to see this... 683 00:46:15,986 --> 00:46:20,822 Your friend Leo... turns out he is Lucy Spiller's brother. 684 00:46:22,828 --> 00:46:24,452 That tabloid bitch? 685 00:46:35,828 --> 00:46:42,453 Transcript / Synch: Travis and Morakes www.forom.com