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Hi, it's Don Konkey. I'm a
photographer for Dirt Now Magazine.

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I'm also a highly functional
schizophrenic, blah, blah, blah.

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Dad, I think it's time.

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No offense,
but if you don't know that by now,

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then you have worse
attention skills than me.

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That's Lucy Spiller.

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Again, but you should
really be up on this shit by now.

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Lucy has sort of a problem with men.

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You're not gonna use a stun... Oh!

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Good night, Holt.

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[Don] But that's not the case
with Holt McLaren.

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Lucy got what she wanted.

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Holt got worms.

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Remember those pictures I took
of happily married action hero

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and international superstar Jack Dawson
and Lucy's brother Leo awhile back?

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They're starting
to cause a lot of trouble.

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Holt didn't see the worms,
but he did see

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the track marks on the arms
of his girlfriend.

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What the hell is that?

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Jesus, Julia!
What the hell are you doing?

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It's not a big deal!

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The magazine is doing this story
about this cheerleader.

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Turns out the murdered girl
was involved with the town preacher.

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We've lD'd the father
of the victim's unborn baby.

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[Don] Oh, and she was pregnant.

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He was also
sleeping with his daughter.

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I don't think there'll be any
"World's Greatest Dad" mugs

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coming his way soon.
Lucy ran that on the cover.

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[Lucy] God bless Don Konkey.
He had the right shots all along.

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[Don] Not everyone was happy.

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Who told you my father killed Amber?
Who said that?

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I did it, not Daddy!

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On the bright side, I'm dating again.

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And I'm 99 percent sure
this one is real.

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[moaning]

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[Lucy] Oh... wait.

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Don't move, don't move, don't move.

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Don't move, don't move...

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Don't move.

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OK. Oh, God!

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[moaning]

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[gasps]

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[sighs]

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You ready to go again?

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Don't you wanna
save one for the home team?

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I heard she moved from prescription
drugs to self-medication.

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What is she on?

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I'm asking as a friend.

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You want a beer?

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- Yeah, you?
- Mm-hmm.

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[coughing, retching]

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This is wrong.

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Don't take me on your guilt trip.

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No, you're poison, Lucy.

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- Excuse me?
- We have to stop.

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Then what are you doing standing here?

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[# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep]

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Herringworm's rare.

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Human cases like yours are more
common in Japan, Netherlands.

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- Bet you like sushi.
- I used to.

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OK... Thiabendazole.

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You're gonna be fine. Joanna!

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Can you schedule
another ultrasound for next week?

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And, uh, would you mind?

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What happened
to the one we already took?

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My glasses reflected the flash.

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All right. One, two...

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Oh, wait, here we go.
[laughs] And three.

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Willa, right?

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- I'm Brent Barrow.
- Oh, of course you are.

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I mean, of course
I know who you are.

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That story,
the reverend who molested his kid

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and knocked up
her cheerleader friend.

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It was... it was juicy.
You're a very talented young woman.

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- Oh, thank you, Mr. Barrow.
- What are you working on now?

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Um, it's the same story.
The reverend's daughter told me

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that she's the one
who killed her best friend.

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- She confessed that to you?
- Yeah, the cops don't even know yet.

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Lucy thinks the confession cover might
hit the stands before she's arrested.

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Chuck and I are going back
to get her interview.

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No, no, come on. You don't need
to share your byline with that boozer.

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Tell Lucy to show you more respect.
You're editorial material, Willa.

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Thank you.

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Listen, please, reporters like you
make my job an honor and a pleasure.

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- Chuck?
- Time to go?

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Um, I'm worried about this interview.

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Nothing to worry about.

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Well, Maddy called me specifically.
It's because she trusts me.

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You want to go eat on the way?
I vote for Quizno's.

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Look, Chuck,
she's a sexual abuse victim.

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I don't want her to clam up
because there's a man in the room.

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Little Willa wants to fly solo.
And not share a byline.

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It's nothing personal, it's just...

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Lucy's wrong.
I don't need help with this.

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- I agree.
- Really?

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You got my blessing.

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- Will you clear it with Lucy?
- We'll tell her after.

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Thank you.

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[piano music plays]

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Isn't it great?
I discovered the artist myself.

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Do you get it?

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Average person spends
two weeks of their life on hold.

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- How sick is that?
- I like hold. It's free time.

104
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Oh, my God, you're right.
I never thought of it like that.

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- What's your lQ?
- I don't know.

106
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You should get tested.
You're probably over 1 40.

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My best friend in New York,
he's a published poet.

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He's 1 40. What's your process?

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When you write on your photographs,
how long does it take?

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I wake up, it's there.

111
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Oh, you black out?
What are you, epileptic? Narcoleptic?

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Schizophrenic.

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Ah. Genius does not go unpunished.
Meet the bulimic.

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Relax. I use the other hand.

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Have you and your father
always been close?

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Madonna's mom died too.
So did Rosie O'Donnell's.

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Is that when it started?
When it was just the two of you?

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Have you ever interviewed
Nicole or Lindsay?

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Um, no, I haven't.

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Maddy, come here. Come here.

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This is hard. I love my dad.

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Look, I'm just here
to write what you tell me.

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It's up to you, OK?
This is your story.

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She's just here
to take some photos.

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- Of me?
- Is that OK?

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Maddy, when did you find out
that Amber was pregnant?

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She told me after the pep rally.

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We both painted the tips of our batons
cherry red, like snow cones.

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What did she say?

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They loved each other.

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Amber and your father?

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And that God had blessed
their love by giving them a child.

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She said she was Sarah,
Abraham's wife,

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and now she would be my mother.

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I told her no way she was Sarah.

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She was Hagar, Sarah's servant.
Hagar's baby is not blessed.

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It says in the Bible
God says Hagar's son

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will live in hostility
toward all of his brothers.

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I told her, "Read your scripture.
You can't have this baby."

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I'm Sarah.

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Daddy calls me Sarah
when he puts his love in me.

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I hit her with my baton.

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Shouldn't I have makeup?

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No, honey, your skin is beautiful.

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Are you sure?

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Well, maybe just a little lip gloss.

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- Here.
- Kiehl's.

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- It's yours.
- Thank you.

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OK.

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Hey. The car's here.
I'm gonna go to work.

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I'll see you in a little bit, all right?

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- No, no!
- Hey, the car's here.

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I want to come with you.

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No, go to sleep.
I'll see you in a while.

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I wanna come to the set.

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They're freaky about guests.
You know, today's tricky, so...

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I won't talk to anyone.
I'll just stay in your trailer.

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- I'm ready!
- You haven't even taken a shower yet.

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Come on, Holt.
I can't stay here by myself.

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You don't know. You don't.
I feel like I'm gonna die.

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Yeah, it's the damn Vicodin.

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Why don't you stop taking
so many of them?!

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I won't take any.
I won't take any if I can come with you.

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I'm gonna be fine if I'm just on set.

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I just need to be around people,
that's all. Please, Holt.

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Why don't you go hang out
with Hannah and Peter today?

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I can't, they're working.

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Everybody's working.

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Nobody's got time.

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Damn it. I miss Kira.

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I'll go shower, and I'll get dressed.
Ten minutes, OK?

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Jack Dawson says he's not gay.

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He's got The Bulldog on speed dial.

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- I got the peter-eater on speed dial.
- Prepared to testify?

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That's not the way it works.

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You want a dogfight?
Because I really don't.

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Oh, don't clench, Brent.
You'll get hemorrhoids.

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Hi.

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Hi, Lucy.

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We talked this morning.
I told you to stay on Julia Mallory.

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Yeah.

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- Oh, you have something already?
- No.

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- I need you.
- What...

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I'm here. What's wrong?

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I need you to make sure she's real.

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OK.

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[bell ringing]

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[man] Quiet now, people,
we're rolling!

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I've got a chair
for you right over here.

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[man] Slate.

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Scene four, take two.

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Frame. Action.

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[woman] This is all I have for you.

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[Holt] Too bad that's enough.

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[man] And cut!

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[woman] How was that for you?

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Pretty tight.

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00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,772
Remember I told you about paragliding
off the Dolomites in ltaly?

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00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:47,410
This is so much better. [laughs]
I need to change my panties.

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[both sighing]

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00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:03,466
Yeah. That's what my girl likes.

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00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,671
- [scoffs]
- You're a pig.

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00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,678
No. He's sweet.

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00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,373
He let me crash your party.

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Lemme kick him to the curb.

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00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,617
You'd do that to me, Garbo?

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00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,153
For her? What do you think?

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00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:29,418
She is Julia Mallory, and my love
for her cannot be quantified.

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Subliminal Velocity. Hell House.

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00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,094
Camp Crusades. Brilliant.

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But you... you changed my life
with # All for one

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♪ My God we'll have some fun

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♪ Come on boys, come on girls

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00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:50,778
♪ Come on let's put our mark
on this wild, wild world

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♪ This wild, wild world

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♪ This wild, wild world ♪

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- What? What?
- I wanna play too.

218
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:05,389
- Keep your dick out of my face.
- No problem. No problem.

219
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,490
You girls can screw me, suck me,

220
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,661
spank me raw for all I care,
whatever you want.

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00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:12,999
Julia?

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00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,709
- Hey...
- Mm-hmm?

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She comes with me.

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♪ This wild, wild world

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00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,383
♪ This wild, wild world ♪

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00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:44,898
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,100
Be right back.

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00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,740
Very real.
I can still smell the patchouli.

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00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,370
I like the way she smells.

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00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,416
If you like it, I like it.
How long do we have to sit here?

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00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,509
Just a few minutes.

232
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,582
She thinks I'm a genius.

233
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,787
Don't I always tell you that?

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00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,926
- So you're Don's boss?
- Friend.

235
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:17,526
You went to college together, he told
me. I don't read your magazine.

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00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,163
It's not a judgment thing,
I just don't have the time.

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00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:24,106
Uh, speaking of time... Julia?

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I have to go to work.

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00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:30,381
Wait, for the magazine?
I thought we agreed.

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00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,541
Agreed?

241
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,586
That Don shouldn't waste
his energy on star stuff.

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00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,745
Seen his artwork?
His picture poems?

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00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,584
- Yes.
- So then you know.

244
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,923
Well, maybe just this once,
to pay the bills.

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00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,124
OK. We'll talk more tonight?

246
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,761
Bye. Thanks, Lucy.

247
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,742
He sent me here
to see if you were real.

248
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,541
He's schizophrenic, he told me.

249
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:06,710
Did he tell you he writes those picture
poems when he forgets to take his meds?

250
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:10,050
Um, I know you mean well,
but you're not helping him.

251
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,817
You're using him.

252
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,553
I'm going to chalk that up
to young and dumb.

253
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:19,154
Look, play patron of the arts
if that's what gets you off.

254
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,598
- Don't play with people's lives.
- That's what you did for a living.

255
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,034
- You didn't read the magazine.
- In the toilet.

256
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,732
OK.

257
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,706
Let's not personalize this.

258
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,267
I'm glad that Don has a friend
who appreciates him.

259
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,313
And you're right, he's very talented.

260
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:39,578
He's also caring and loyal,
and he has a very real disease.

261
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,846
He has a label given to him by a society

262
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,286
that won't tolerate anything
but the status quo.

263
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,050
Don's an artist.

264
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,152
Art is born of pain.
He's entitled to feel what he feels.

265
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,357
Get someone else
to cut off an ear for you.

266
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,992
Like you got him
to cut off his finger?

267
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,847
Leo!

268
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,121
Don't recognize me in the burka?

269
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,050
Justine Dawson.

270
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,859
I have to dress like my maid
to avoid the paparazzi.

271
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,263
Gonna say hello?

272
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,665
- Look, I'm sorry...
- I liked your color sense.

273
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,398
I'm sorry you couldn't
keep your hands off my husband.

274
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,804
- Jack came on to me.
- I don't give a shit.

275
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,843
- I'm not the first.
- Just the first to sell him out.

276
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,778
And not even for the money.
Just revenge.

277
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:46,011
What a big baby you are.
Here, I want you to have these.

278
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:51,882
This is a letter from my 1 1 -year-old
asking her father to come home.

279
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:55,723
Oh, didn't you know?
Jack moved out of the house.

280
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,761
And here,

281
00:19:57,829 --> 00:20:01,993
Ben found this in his desk.
"Your dad is a pipe smoker."

282
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,194
It's a clever drawing.
He's lighting his own penis.

283
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,328
This wasn't...

284
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:11,365
Emma's 1 1 and Ben's only 8,
so maybe that isn't much of a score.

285
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:15,675
But they will carry this with them
for the rest of their lives.

286
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,716
So congratulations.
Revenge is sweet.

287
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:23,118
- Watch it.
- Get off of me!

288
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:40,332
[downbeat electronic music plays]

289
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,324
[rock music plays]

290
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,230
I see you took my advice.

291
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,838
Well, it was really good advice.

292
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,768
What are you
going to do to celebrate?

293
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:30,946
Uh, some of the gang told me
they'd take me out for a drink.

294
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,541
Well, what about after?

295
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,854
Excuse me, miss.
I was just looking for the toilet.

296
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,091
Hello, Bulldog.

297
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,532
I'd get up, but that might
be mistaken for a sign of respect.

298
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:53,435
Got a call from Jack Dawson.

299
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:56,872
Don't take the case.
I know how you hate to lose.

300
00:22:56,975 --> 00:23:00,604
I will be subpoenaing your brother.
I know he's the source.

301
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:04,547
Every story in this magazine
is verified by more than one source.

302
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:10,316
Fag makes grab at movie star's pizzle
and gets fired on the spot.

303
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,950
Big sister cooks up a story
to save his pride and up her sales.

304
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:18,962
I don't need to cook it up. I step in it
the minute I walk out the door.

305
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:22,796
You sure stepped
in it this time, sugar.

306
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:26,634
I'd think about printing
a retraction and an apology.

307
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,603
And I'd think about that hat.

308
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:36,072
[cell phone ringing]

309
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,675
You guys go ahead
and I'll meet up with you later.

310
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,179
[Willa] Maddy? Hello?

311
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,086
You have to help me.
Grandma says I'm going to jail!

312
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:50,025
I can't go. I won't!
You said it would be all right!

313
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,063
Wait, slow down...

314
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:56,066
I lied to you, Willa. I'm sorry.

315
00:23:56,134 --> 00:24:00,468
It wasn't me. I didn't kill Amber.

316
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:03,007
He did. My daddy.

317
00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:05,167
What? Maddy...

318
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:09,805
He made me lie.
He told me to lie. He made me.

319
00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:14,250
All right, I'm coming to see you.
Stay there! Don't talk to anybody.

320
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:16,183
OK.

321
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,186
Hey. Chefs don't clean up.

322
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,065
- Leo, let it go.
- Can't.

323
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,033
- You can.
- You didn't see her.

324
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,537
She married his box office!
Her whole life is a lie.

325
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,506
- Those kids are going through hell.
- No worse than we did.

326
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,338
Yeah. Look at us.

327
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:42,140
You have to stop worrying about her
and start thinking about yourself.

328
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:45,308
Jack Dawson's lawyer is threatening
to put you on the stand

329
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:49,410
if we don't make a retraction. OK?
You know I can't do that.

330
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,752
You'd rather drag everyone
through a hearing?

331
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:55,782
I asked you more than once,
"Are you sure you want to do this?"

332
00:24:55,894 --> 00:25:01,161
You said to me, "You bet your ass."
That is a direct quote. I warned you.

333
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:04,134
You warned me?
Warning me was bullshit.

334
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:06,864
You should have said
he has a family and two kids.

335
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:10,465
- Like you didn't know that!
- God.

336
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:16,037
- Are people even real to you?
- Yes. You're real.

337
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,348
This is so unfair, Leo!

338
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,396
You have to tell me the truth.

339
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:36,560
Look, I can't help you
unless I know what happened.

340
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,569
Maddy...

341
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:44,067
Amber told Daddy
he had to marry her,

342
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:47,669
and if he didn't,
she'd tell the police he raped her.

343
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:49,944
You were there?

344
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:55,876
- What happened?
- They argued.

345
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:58,787
He hit her with my baton.

346
00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:03,521
Then he stabbed her.
That's the truth.

347
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:07,361
You have to fix it.
You said nothing bad would happen!

348
00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:09,626
You promised! You promised me!

349
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,770
OK.

350
00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,233
It's OK.

351
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:23,913
[soft dance music plays]

352
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,427
[phone rings]

353
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,276
- What do you want for these?
- They're yours.

354
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,214
Got the negatives in the vault?

355
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:05,688
Why waste the space?
I can get more anytime.

356
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:10,387
So can anyone else. Here.

357
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,228
Conquistador House.

358
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:19,862
It's east of Santa Barbara. They'll have
a bed ready for her tomorrow.

359
00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:22,099
I've never even heard of it.

360
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,176
Total privacy
and total commitment to recovery.

361
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,312
Why are you doing all this?

362
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:32,817
Two more badges
and I make Eagle Scout.

363
00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:40,754
Do you even know
why you stick around?

364
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,026
Is it love, or is it guilt?

365
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,668
Are you afraid to find out?

366
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,939
I'm not.

367
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,537
You didn't know her before everything.

368
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,638
She was always happy.

369
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,219
She was just...

370
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,523
She was full of light.

371
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:15,491
We laughed all the time.

372
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,723
Jesus, Holt. She's not dead.

373
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:21,196
Yet.

374
00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:02,436
Lucy, um, Maddy didn't kill Amber,
Reverend Sweet did it.

375
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:05,999
He forced her to confess,
but the story's already been shipped.

376
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,339
What are we gonna do?

377
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,176
We have the transcripts,
the story is solid.

378
00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:13,910
But Maddy could go to jail
for a murder she didn't commit.

379
00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:16,886
Get a statement from Sweet.
Is he still in prison?

380
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:20,584
Her father manipulated her
into taking the blame.

381
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:23,593
We have to do something,
insert a denial.

382
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:27,427
How about a press release saying
"Don't buy Dirt Now, " how's that?

383
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:31,265
She's just a little girl.
I promised her I would protect her.

384
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,429
She is a story,
she's not your friend.

385
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:37,737
You protect your source, the truth.
You don't protect the little girl.

386
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:40,937
She's a liar, Willa.
She told you herself.

387
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:44,914
You both got what you wanted.
You got your cover story.

388
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,452
Leo, hi, it's me.

389
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,854
Would you please pick up?
I want to talk to you.

390
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,085
Come on. I know you're there.

391
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:59,521
You know, you really
are a dick sometimes!

392
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,768
She's not really your friend, Don.
I hope you don't mind me saying this.

393
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:16,337
- Who?
- Lucy.

394
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,918
Lucy's my friend.

395
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:25,945
If she were, she wouldn't ask you
to sell your soul.

396
00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,457
[cell phone rings]

397
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:35,955
- Is that her?
- No.

398
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:46,807
Your salacious lies have put
Jack Dawson's career

399
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,369
as a leading man in the crapper.

400
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:53,713
Good news, though.
He's always wanted to be a media tycoon.

401
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:58,222
So we'll settle for everything
in Gibson Horne's portfolio.

402
00:30:58,323 --> 00:30:59,881
[laughs] Oh, my...

403
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,654
Two scenarios: lawsuit...

404
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:08,228
Process of discovery.

405
00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:11,393
Our lawyers call every gigolo,
masseuse, trainer,

406
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:15,371
pool boy and ass toy
Jack's ever employed.

407
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,468
All rumors, innuendoes and impressions
become facts of the case.

408
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:24,139
And that means we can publish them.

409
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:27,548
That should be worth,
what do you think, five covers at least?

410
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:32,056
Jack Dawson will
be America's proud gay icon.

411
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:35,456
Scenario two, drop the lawsuit.

412
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,829
Look, the damage
has been done, people.

413
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,929
There is not enough money
to indemnify you

414
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:50,031
against the lawsuit we will bring.

415
00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:54,936
One year from today...

416
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:58,312
...you will all be working
for Jack Dawson.

417
00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:02,945
Well, until he fires you. Good day.

418
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,989
[soft rock plays]

419
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:29,613
Mom? Dad?

420
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:41,090
[sobbing]

421
00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,053
Seen this?

422
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:20,119
She didn't do it, Chuck.
She was covering for her father.

423
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:22,029
Cops found the baton.

424
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,660
Plenty of prints.
Maddy, not Daddy.

425
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,203
It was her baton.

426
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:29,137
The medical examiner matched
the angle and depth

427
00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:31,767
of Amber's stab wounds
to Maddy's height and weight.

428
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,142
Innocent until proven guilty,
of course.

429
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:39,547
Arise, my little protégé,
and join the ranks.

430
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:44,388
I shouldn't have cut you out.
I wasn't ready.

431
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:45,683
You did great.

432
00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:49,318
No, I didn't handle it right.
I let her get to me.

433
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:53,056
When it stops getting to you,
that's when you're in trouble.

434
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:56,965
You missed a spot.
Boop! You'll get it.

435
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:12,038
I don't need this. You can help me.

436
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:15,779
- I don't need to be here.
- Sweetie, listen to me.

437
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,349
There's something I never told you.

438
00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:22,893
Please, babe, can we just go home?

439
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,929
You remember that day that we met?

440
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,727
Well, I wasn't really there to audition.

441
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:38,833
I followed you from the coffee shop.

442
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:44,045
And you got your drink and the guy
made a mistake with your change,

443
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:47,482
and he gave you a 20 instead of a one.

444
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,157
And you gave it back.

445
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,890
And I couldn't think of anyone
that wouldn't have kept the 20.

446
00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:03,823
And you were so beautiful.

447
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:08,136
You were the most
beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

448
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:15,371
Babe, I want that girl back.

449
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:37,089
No, it's OK, I got this. I got it.

450
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,696
No! No! No! No!

451
00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,262
Please, no! Please!

452
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:46,276
No, please, baby!
Please, baby!

453
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:49,006
No! No! No!

454
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,741
Julia, stop!

455
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,810
Calm down, come on.
Come on, Julia.

456
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:59,088
Julia, stop. Julia...

457
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,921
Julia, please, stop. Stop.

458
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:05,224
- Ah!
- Listen...

459
00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,763
Listen...

460
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,592
You're gonna be all right.
Baby, you trust me?

461
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,000
Come here. Come here.

462
00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:17,507
Come here. Come here.

463
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,200
You're gonna be all right. All right?

464
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,678
[soft rock plays]

465
00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:51,401
You're not the first.

466
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,345
Stop beating yourself up.

467
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,577
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

468
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,520
Lucy thinks I'm an amateur.

469
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:08,318
I'm so pissed at myself.

470
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:15,429
Close your eyes...

471
00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:17,865
...and tell me what color you see.

472
00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:24,001
It's an old trick I learned
from a Bushman in Zimbabwe.

473
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:27,044
- What have you got to lose?
- OK.

474
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:32,410
Red.

475
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:40,452
All right.

476
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:49,933
Put that red... right there.

477
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:54,165
Now, see it move down.

478
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:59,969
Down your shoulder.
Down your arm.

479
00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,147
Into your wrist.

480
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,781
Your hand.

481
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,985
- Fingers.
- What are you doing?

482
00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:17,016
Shh, shh, shh.
Don't talk, don't look, just...

483
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:30,773
No feeling is bad
if you know what to do with it.

484
00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:39,549
What are you feeling right now?

485
00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:12,247
[on TV] I want to get to the photos in
the magazine. How did that happen?

486
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:16,878
Tabloids will print anything to sell a
paper even if they have to make it up.

487
00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:20,219
- We don't pay attention.
- My lawyers told me I should sue,

488
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:23,818
but I will not dignify these lies
with a legal response.

489
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:26,158
No, Justine and I,
we know who we are.

490
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:30,166
We know we don 't have to spend time
or money proving anything to anyone.

491
00:39:30,234 --> 00:39:32,134
- Good God.
- I want you to know, Tony,

492
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,297
this is the last time I'm going
to give an interview on the topic.

493
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,601
- Never again?
- Never.

494
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:42,044
- No, Justine and I, we are...
- Hey, turn on the TV. Channel 4.

495
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:44,842
God's in his heaven,
and all is right with the world.

496
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,479
Come on, I know you're there.
I miss you.

497
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,019
Secret's out now!

498
00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:53,853
Jack Dawson's backing off.
He's not gonna sue.

499
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,927
I was going to call you
to say goodbye.

500
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,258
You going somewhere?

501
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:03,595
Oh, my God. Of course you are.

502
00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:06,602
One of your little walkabouts.
You always run away.

503
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,604
Nothing keeping me here.

504
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,606
You can hide, but the same shit's
gonna be here when you come back.

505
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:14,905
I don't want to fight.

506
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,846
Where are you going?
How can I reach you?

507
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:22,545
I don't know.
But if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

508
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:26,522
Is that a joke?
Come on, you can't leave me.

509
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:30,686
I need to get away from you
for a while.

510
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:35,721
I think it's catching. The last
couple of days I've felt... numb.

511
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,564
Is that how it starts?

512
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:42,564
You can't be mad at me forever.

513
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,870
I know.

514
00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:02,689
[soft rock plays]

515
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,333
[phone rings]

516
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,331
Justine, thank you,
and congratulations.

517
00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:18,959
- Jack.
- Always.

518
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:21,266
[man] That's a wrap.
Strike the set.

519
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:24,501
Keep it close so we can use it
again tomorrow.

520
00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:55,062
They are back in the news
and at it again.

521
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:57,258
This time Lindsay
and Paris are fighting,

522
00:43:57,334 --> 00:44:00,633
not over a boy toy, Shaun,
over an actual movie role.

523
00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:04,640
The two scrappy vixens are battling
over which one will play the role

524
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:07,677
of Maddy Sweet in the hottest
new film property in town.

525
00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:10,747
Now, Sweet is based on the
infamous cheerleader murder

526
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,441
in Walnut Valley, California.

527
00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:15,485
Lindsay and Paris could make up
and do the film together.

528
00:44:15,552 --> 00:44:18,214
One could play Maddy,
and the other could play Amber.

529
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,620
Amber's the victim,
and I think everybody says

530
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:22,659
the "bad girl" role
is the better role.

531
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,489
You're probably right about that.

532
00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:27,826
Maybe, either way, Adaptation helmer
Spike Jonze is rumored

533
00:44:27,898 --> 00:44:30,867
to direct, and production
on Sweet is slated to start

534
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,903
as early as this summer
for a holiday release.

535
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,495
What a better family film,
I cannot find.

536
00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:39,872
Yeah, sounds like someone might be
looking for a nomination.

537
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,672
Shaun, what's the latest...