1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,968 [Don] I'm Don Konkey. 2 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:04,502 I'm a functional schizophrenic photographer 3 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,334 for Dirt Now Magazine. 4 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:09,931 This is my best friend and editor, Lucy Spiller. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,173 In last week's episode, Julia got a visit from Holt. 6 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:15,338 - Cold. - She got cold chicken wings... 7 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,679 - Sorry. -...and an apology. 8 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,952 Lucy also got a visit from Holt. She got, well... 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,254 - Choke me. -...something a little more personal. 10 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:30,456 And in this episode, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah happens. Enjoy. 11 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,864 [man] Wish we had surveillance footage from your work parking garage. 12 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:39,564 We could sprint right through to the finish line. 13 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:42,335 You don't really think vandals knocked out that camera. 14 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,172 [man] Whoever did broke into two cars. 15 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:47,337 Could be a coincidence. Or not. 16 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,974 We tried to trace the lP address from the lM you got, 17 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,781 but it came from an unregistered server. Any hack could've sent it. 18 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,913 Well, he left this in my paper this morning. 19 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,356 What makes you think it's a he? 20 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:03,863 I don't know any woman who has that kind of time on her hands. 21 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,693 "Open your eyes wide. 22 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:09,257 It's the only way to see what you can't look at." 23 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:12,896 This is a haiku, five syllables followed by seven, then five again. 24 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:16,032 - So I'm being stalked by a poet? - And not a very good one. 25 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:19,203 Haiku are usually about the seasons, nature, that sort of thing. 26 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,247 You're my security guy. What do we do? 27 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:22,371 Nothing. 28 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,213 - I don't need to worry about this? - Didn't say that. 29 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,186 People's biggest mistake is engaging these assholes. 30 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,721 That'll be his foot in the door. 31 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:34,624 This is about control. Absolute control equals true love. 32 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:37,458 If you engage him in any manner, then it's game on for him. 33 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,795 Your rejection isn't complete if he's still screwing with your life. 34 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:45,361 I've been to parades with fewer people than your list of possible suspects. 35 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,999 If it were smaller, I'd be unemployed. 36 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,078 Let me whittle this down to ten, we'll go from there. 37 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:54,875 Do you know anyone with any kind of mental illness? 38 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,917 Paranoia, schizophrenia, erotomania? 39 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,316 A lot of stalkers have very rigid personalities. 40 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:03,947 - They're maladaptive. - No. No one springs to mind. 41 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,388 - [phone rings] - Excuse me. 42 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:11,188 - Hello. - Um, have you heard the news? 43 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,528 Let's save some time and assume that I haven't. 44 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,364 Your story on Dana Pritchard and Joey Perez's wedding. 45 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,036 It's been called off. 46 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:22,268 That's bullshit! I've approved $700,000 for their exclusive rights. 47 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,434 We've got three covers tied up in this! 48 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,571 Dana's publicist called. They're sending out a press release. 49 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:32,778 I'm on my way in. I want you to get Don Konkey and everyone else. 50 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:36,185 Tell them to be in the conference room in 20 minutes. 51 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:39,692 Also call Dana and Joey's publicists. Now, Kenny. 52 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,091 If these assholes screw up my cover, 53 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:45,289 you'll have a few more names to put on that list. 54 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,330 Hey, baby. 55 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:53,496 Hey. It's Daddy. 56 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:58,000 What're you doing? 57 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,981 You being a good girl? 58 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,478 Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun. 59 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,952 Well... 60 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,786 ...I have to go now. 61 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,958 Daddy loves you past the sun. 62 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,661 I love you the most. 63 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,098 Say bye-bye. 64 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,838 Bye-bye. 65 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,453 [# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep] 66 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,420 Don't. I don't want those. 67 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,218 Jimmy, they were here two days ago 68 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,786 and she had a little of the ride over on her chin. 69 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:03,097 But I know that he's on a plane to Miami by himself. 70 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:07,401 Right, so there's an illness in her family and he goes on vacation. 71 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,499 OK, don't take this personally, but you're an idiot, 72 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,339 which is not my objection. 73 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:15,881 My objection is that you would assume I would believe an idiot. 74 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:19,076 I want you to pull all the photos from the last 24 hours. 75 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,121 I want to know everywhere they've been. Uh-huh. 76 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,918 OK, Jimmy? You better tell me the truth. 77 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,893 If I have to work to get it out, you ain't gonna like it. 78 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:33,227 All right, new story, "How it all Fell Apart." 79 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:37,201 Well, I spoke with Dana's agent. She's tap dancing like crazy. 80 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,171 Her sick relative was her aunt. Then it was her grandmother. 81 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,867 They're dropping like flies in the Pritchard household, 82 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,103 or they're flying by the seat of their pants. 83 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,146 Sounds like someone hit his fiancée again. 84 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:51,615 Spoke to Joey's people. They've cornered the market on indignation. 85 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:52,980 So it's her? 86 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:56,818 His agent says that all inquiries should be handled through Dana's people. 87 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,823 Let's do a little good cop/bad cop. 88 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:01,519 Terry and Willa, help Dana deal with her guilt. 89 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,961 You become buddies with the Perez camp. See what you can get. 90 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,965 What job expenses a strip club? 91 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,796 Why does it have to be a strip club? 92 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,827 OK, we've got 24 hours. You all know the drill. 93 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:23,709 Sorry. It's just this... just this damn medication. 94 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:28,743 It's all right, babe. It's just nice to be next to you again. 95 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:34,156 God, I wish you didn't have to go. 96 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,060 It'll just be an hour, tops. 97 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:42,297 I'll clean out my trailer, then I'll be back. 98 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,893 You smell so good. 99 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:51,107 Are you sure there's nothing I can help you with? 100 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,941 You like that? 101 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,046 I have something you can do. 102 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,096 - Holt... - Shh... 103 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:43,159 - Look... - Did I say you could speak? 104 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,891 No. Is it still in your ass? 105 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,695 Better be. 106 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,532 Meet me in the supply closet in 20 minutes. 107 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,101 [sighs] 108 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:57,609 Sammy Winter called again, said it was about a follow-up interview. 109 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:01,807 We've done enough stories on Sammy Winter and his futile attempt at rehab, 110 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:06,341 his prostitutes, the trials and tribulations of being a child star. 111 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,785 So unless he's banging an Olsen twin 112 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:12,051 or he has bought some ad space, I don't give a shit. 113 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,217 Johnny Gage is in your office. 114 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:18,059 Johnny Gage is in my office and you open with Sammy Winter? 115 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,690 Way to bury a lead. 116 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:28,335 - What are you doing, Gage? - Just checking out the power seat. 117 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:29,840 And what do you want? 118 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:33,572 Got a scoop on something I thought might interest you. 119 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:37,480 Joey Perez didn't call off the wedding. Dana did. 120 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,814 No shit. We're all over that. 121 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,616 What if I told you that Dana broke it off 122 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,179 because she's switching to an all-carpet diet. 123 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:49,752 - I'd tell you to get to the point. - OK. First a little quid pro quota. 124 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,764 - Where's the love? - Come again? 125 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:56,962 Johnny Gage has disappeared from the pages of Dirt Now. 126 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,128 What's with that? 127 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:02,368 I guess we ran out of ways to tell about you screwing strippers. 128 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,500 [laughs] 129 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:08,138 - I want a cover. - And I want a private jet. 130 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:12,115 Dirt Now is not going to blow you over some half-assed speculation. 131 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:16,052 Trust me. This is full-assed. 132 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,647 She was supposed to meet him for lunch yesterday. 133 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:22,990 Totally blew him off. Called him from the chick's cell phone. 134 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,825 - Hope Duggan? - Yep. 135 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:29,300 Dude's major messed up over this. She's not even that good-looking. 136 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,804 I, uh, did her once in the parking lot of Whole Foods. 137 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,931 Shit. We had it right the whole time. 138 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:39,376 Dana said she thought about it and would rather lose her career than Hope. 139 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,969 I was so ahead of the curve on this one. 140 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:45,814 I was at their house, and their TiVo was all, like, Ellen shows. 141 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,682 - [laughs] - [cell phone rings] 142 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,882 I gotta take this. Give your story to Terry. 143 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,516 What about my cover? 144 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:57,892 I'll work on it. Shut the door. Hold on one second. 145 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,198 Who's Terry? 146 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,896 - [door closes] - Hello. 147 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:08,407 Hey. Movie's wrapped. 148 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:11,637 Oh, great. Just in time for Julia's homecoming. 149 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:14,679 - How is she? - She's OK, I guess. 150 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:21,043 - What is it you want, Holt? - I don't know. 151 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:26,023 - Well, call me when you do. - No, no, wait, Lucy! 152 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,653 - Look, I need to see you. - Why? 153 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,128 Does it have to be like this? 154 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:38,702 I need to hear it. All you need to do is ask, Holt. 155 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,295 [Holt] Look, I can't stop thinking about you. 156 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,434 You know, it's like you're in my head all the time. 157 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,138 You know... 158 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:51,582 ...I need to be... with you. 159 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,916 You mean inside of me? 160 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,385 Yeah. 161 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:02,325 I can't. I have a lot of work to do. Call me later. 162 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,600 Hi. What's with the ugly luggage? 163 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,162 It's little Tristan. He's having trouble peeing. 164 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,470 He's got a vet's appointment in an hour. 165 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,067 - Are you feeding him wet or dry? - Mainly dry. 166 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:22,114 - What's the ash content? - What are you talking about? 167 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,116 I took veterinary medicine before switching to journalism. 168 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:29,018 High contents of ash can usually cause feline urologic syndrome. 169 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,852 It's basically the blockage of the urinary tract. 170 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:35,085 It's very common in male cats. How's the stool? 171 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,095 I've got some in the car. Take a look? 172 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,290 Yeah, it'd be a pleasure. 173 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,390 That's great. That's money well spent. 174 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,994 Hey, Don, I need you to cover Hope Duggan's hangouts. 175 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,505 - Again? - Again. 176 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,504 [gunshots and screaming] 177 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,513 Move! Move! Back off! 178 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,383 Stay down! Get back! 179 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,589 - There's a man with a gun! - Down! 180 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,318 Get back. Hey, Lucy. 181 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,028 - Yah! - Get down, you stupid-looking bastard! 182 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,001 Back off! Back off! 183 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:21,028 - [Don humming] - Get down! Down! Down! 184 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:25,002 Get down! Back off, buddy! That's right. Get down! 185 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,409 Look away! 186 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,171 Everybody back off. 187 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:34,844 Hi, Lucy. 188 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:42,387 In the future, when Sammy Winter calls, it's best you take it. 189 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,792 Listen up! Everybody! 190 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,031 I want all your cell phones, Blackberries, whatever you got, 191 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,107 communication device in this basket now! Come on! 192 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:58,871 Give it to me! Put it in here! Come on, hurry up! Hurry up! 193 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,242 Come on. Thank you. Thank you. 194 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,247 Good boy. Come on! 195 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:06,512 Give it to me. Come on, give it up! Hurry up! 196 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,143 Give it to me. Very good. 197 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,984 OK. Give it to me. You, both. 198 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,785 No one moves. 199 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,291 Good job. Thank you. 200 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,591 Thank you. Very good. OK. 201 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,062 All the exits have been padlocked. 202 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,864 So everybody just get comfy. Get comfy. 203 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:28,373 Everybody does exactly as they're told, 204 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,341 no one will get hurt, got that? 205 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,570 No one gets hurt. 206 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:36,010 If anybody wants to get cute, 207 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:40,142 I've got enough explosives here 208 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,449 to blow us all into pizza toppings. 209 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,079 - Are we clear?! - Yes. 210 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,681 Everybody's clear, right? OK. 211 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,561 All the exits are padlocked. 212 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,132 The only way out is through the bullpen. 213 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,100 - Did he shoot anybody? - I don't think so. 214 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,001 - That was to get their attention. - What is your plan? 215 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:03,633 My plan is for us to be as quiet as church mice until this is over. 216 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:06,768 Hiding while others may die is not a plan. 217 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,475 Neither is rushing a gunman from 40 feet away with your cleaning lady. 218 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:14,007 - You OK? - Maybe you can create a diversion. 219 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:18,546 Or maybe we can sit here like l just said and let this thing play out. 220 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:25,026 American men, you have no balls. 221 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,121 Hey. 222 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,826 - Hey, buddy, buddy. - I'm OK. 223 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,028 Buddy. I know you're pissed, buddy. 224 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,663 But I will blow your brains out. 225 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,935 I'm OK. Don, goddamn it, look at me! 226 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,011 - Go ahead, Don. Come on. - I'm OK. 227 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,672 - Do you understand? - Go ahead, Don. 228 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:45,215 - Do you understand? - Give me that ice. 229 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,447 - Sweetheart, give me your blouse. - What? 230 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,317 I need it to wrap the ice. Come on! 231 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,358 - You can have my shirt. - Thanks, buddy. 232 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,587 That much cologne that close to her face will cause brain damage. 233 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,028 Give it to me, princess. 234 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:03,432 Give it to me! Come on! 235 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,561 Here you go. 236 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,697 OK. Put this on here. 237 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,072 I'm sorry. OK? 238 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:16,308 I had to let everyone know that I mean business. OK? 239 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,976 Take out the ram, the sheep fall into place. All right? 240 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:23,849 Seriously, though, would it have killed you to call me back? 241 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,620 Who are you?! 242 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,355 Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Who is this guy? 243 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:35,492 Don't you hate that? He's gonna pretend that he doesn't know who I am. 244 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:38,263 Because God forbid you should give me the satisfaction 245 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,770 of your acknowledgment. 246 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:43,535 His name is Sammy Winter. He's a former child star from Buster Rules. 247 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,339 That's right. '81 through '89, Buster Rules. 248 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,973 Two-time People's Choice winner? Ring a bell, buddy? 249 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:54,611 Remember? Jesus Christ, this guy's a... 250 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,086 Sammy, what is it that you want? 251 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,920 I want you to keep your promise. That's what I want. 252 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,459 I want you to keep your promise. 253 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:06,658 - Meaning? - Meaning? 1 989. 254 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:10,634 Buster Rules about to wrap a nine-year run 255 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,002 as a perennial top-20 show, that's right. 256 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:18,840 I pick a young go-getter named Lucy Spiller, 257 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,970 yeah, at TV Guide, 258 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:24,812 I pick her over all the others to do my exclusive. Ring a bell, Lucy? 259 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:28,319 Of course it does. I was gonna do a cover. 260 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:33,154 And you said you owed me. Those were your words, Lucy. Your words. 261 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,486 You owe me. 262 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,118 Well, I'm here to collect. 263 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,323 [sirens approaching] 264 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:43,095 Company. Beautiful. 265 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,604 - Company. Come on, sweetie. - Don, please, please! 266 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,606 - Please, Don. - It's OK. 267 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,904 Back up. 268 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,515 It's going to be OK. 269 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,578 Thank you for the shirt. 270 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:07,450 Do you really think everything's going to be all right? 271 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,391 Absolutely. 272 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,430 [tires screech] 273 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,091 Let's go. Come on. Keep coming. 274 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,572 We don't have time! 275 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,337 We're going to have to find a way to make enough time. 276 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,938 I mean, who's your cover this month? Who is it? 277 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:34,384 Oh! Joey Perez and Dana Pritchard? That's crap, man! 278 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,954 I've shat things more interesting than those two. 279 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:41,288 Do a story on me dedicated to Sammy Winter. OK? 280 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:46,127 What I'm really like, how I'm the most misunderstood person in Hollywood. 281 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,859 We can touch on my alcoholism, the infidelities. 282 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,300 We'll do the whole story behind the story. 283 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,270 -The whole thing, a beautiful cover. - Excuse me. 284 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:58,298 Johnny Gage! No way! Dude! Dude. 285 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,243 Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Gage in the house! 286 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,680 Dude! Good to see you, dude. You look great. Great. 287 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,311 - Thank you. Thanks, man. - Got a movie going, right, big movie? 288 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:12,323 This guy was on my show, my radio show, you remember that? 289 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,554 Sure. Great show. How's it going? 290 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:19,256 I got fired yesterday. Do you believe that shit? 291 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,698 And they kept on that talentless bitch, man. 292 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,737 She was about as entertaining as a pledge drive. 293 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,773 I'm so sorry, man. 294 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,800 I'm working on this new movie, and I got a meeting. 295 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,312 I was wondering if I could, you know, go, and... 296 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,645 Dude, you're Johnny Gage. 297 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,083 Thank you. Thanks, man. 298 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,917 They'll reschedule. Sit down. Come on, let's start... 299 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,321 Sammy, let him go, let half of these people go. 300 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:50,725 - What are they gonna do, call the cops? - No. Everybody stays. 301 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,755 Look, no disrespect, man, but she's right. 302 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,427 What've any of us ever done to you? 303 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,063 You stopped caring. 304 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,277 Why do you carry on with this one? He has no character. 305 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,717 - We're just co-workers. - Shh, shh, shh. 306 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:19,655 What, you were in a meeting when I walked in? Please. 307 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:24,127 Who do you think cleans up after you at night, the condom fairy? 308 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,756 - What's your name? - Maria. 309 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,791 How original. Maria, shut the hell up. 310 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,066 Is it hard to hear that you're a coward? 311 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,835 Sitting there with your knees in your chest like a fetus. 312 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:41,539 - Why do you give it away to this? - Could you just shut up? 313 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:45,515 I can tell a lot about a man from his office. Your friend has no photos. 314 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,714 No girlfriend, wife, no smiling children watching him 315 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,348 from inside the frame while he does his work. 316 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:57,224 Just things, nothing that tells us why he's here. 317 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:02,063 - [whimpering] - Willa, what's the matter? 318 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,465 - I can't breathe! - Shh! 319 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,066 Willa. 320 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,870 She's claustrophobia. Breathe. 321 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,884 What? 322 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,520 I really liked that piece you did on sneaker freaks. 323 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,656 Thanks. 324 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,859 I'm a total sneaker freak. 325 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:41,671 I waited in line 36 hours for these limited edition SB Dunks. 326 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,901 I'm a Converse gal. 327 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,910 SBs are cool, though. 328 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,379 - [TV] Afghanistan to California... - "Who are your biggest influences? 329 00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,822 What was your favorite episode of Buster Rules?" 330 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,485 No one's going to want to read this. 331 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,085 The situation at Dirt Now is in its third hour... 332 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,859 We just got picked up national. 333 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,764 This is my white Bronco. 334 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,599 [TV] In addition to having several firearms, 335 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,936 Winter is believed to have a bomb strapped to his body, 336 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,375 making the negotiators' strategy that much more difficult. 337 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,446 [man] Thanks. We have more information 338 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:24,845 on what is being referred to as the Sammy Winter saga. 339 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:29,080 The controversial editor of the tabloid Dirt Now, Lucy Spiller, 340 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:32,419 is confirmed as one of the hostages inside the building. 341 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,654 Sammy Winter, 38, started in television at the age of 6... 342 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:39,128 Six years old. Shh, shh shh! Quiet, quiet, quiet, listen. 343 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:42,166 He parlayed that into several '70s Movies of the Week. 344 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:46,500 How does it feel to be part of television history, huh, people? 345 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,129 This is great! 346 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,607 -...Confessions of a Thalidomide Baby. - I love that movie. 347 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:56,340 - I was great. Very good. - I've got a deal for you. 348 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,474 I'm all ears. What do you got? 349 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,643 Let's scrap the bullshit questions. 350 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:04,951 You let me tell the first-person story from inside the crisis, 351 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:08,288 and I will give you the mother of all covers. 352 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,091 - OK. But what's the Sammy angle? - A one-on-one with me. 353 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:16,123 "Everything you wanted to know about Sammy Winter but were afraid to ask." 354 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:19,499 Good. Good stuff. One-on-one with Sammy Winter. 355 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:23,063 Eight pages, full spreads 356 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:26,599 and a second sidebar reporting from inside the siege. 357 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:31,172 Let me do my job the way I know how, and I will make you a star. 358 00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:37,119 Sweetheart, I am a star. You just need to remind people. OK? 359 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,487 Come on! We've got a magazine to put out. 360 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,220 Come on! Do your magazine thing, whatever you guys do. 361 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:45,855 Let's do it! Good stuff. Very good, Lucy. 362 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:06,349 - What do you like about me? - You're shitting me, right? 363 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:10,514 - No, I want to know. What do you like? - Jeez, Willa, I don't know. 364 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,649 You are warm and have no standards. 365 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:17,286 Your ass is so out the door when this is over. 366 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:18,488 Am I wrong? 367 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:22,397 A pale girl with your eyes shut and legs open. 368 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:26,164 You are candy. Nothing more. 369 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:30,572 Your assumption is arrogant, and your face is starting to piss me off. 370 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:41,877 Besides, I'm the one in control. 371 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,888 He's the one with the three-inch butt plug in his ass. 372 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:50,555 He dared me to take it to the next level, right, honey? 373 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,792 Oh, my God... 374 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,163 Everything but the cover story has to be locked 375 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:57,758 and out of the building by 9:00. 376 00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:01,328 I want a splashy cover. I want you to go to the photo shop. 377 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,599 Pull pictures of Sammy from different points in his career. 378 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,702 - That's a good idea. - All right, where is McPherson? 379 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,743 - I think she got out. - Lucky her. 380 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:15,616 All right, Naomi, let's hold off the "Anorexia in Hollywood" piece. 381 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:19,689 And ask makeup if there are any filler ads that we can drop. 382 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:22,090 - Don? - [Sammy] Hurry up. 383 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:27,097 - I want you staying with me. - I'm going to need to develop the film. 384 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:30,328 What do you mean, develop? Can't you use digital or something? 385 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,460 No. Only film. 386 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:39,340 - He's not right, is he? - He's the best there is. 387 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:43,973 He's going to need access to the photo lab, which is on the second floor. 388 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:47,245 [laughs] OK. 389 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,719 You know, Don, I trust you. 390 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,086 You only look stupid. 391 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:57,254 I bet you there's a whole lot of shit going on up there in the attic. 392 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,025 Yeah? Oh, I'm on TV. 393 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:06,135 [Lucy] I'm going to need a tape recorder. And someone get me some food. 394 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:10,334 Lucy. Lucy, I need to leave. 395 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,774 I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a guy 396 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,903 with a gun who's calling the shots. 397 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:18,313 Talk to him. I gotta go. I feel sick. 398 00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:21,113 [Winter] Gage. Gage. 399 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:25,623 - What's up, dude? - I need to go. 400 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,750 You know what movie you're great in? The Deal. 401 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,385 You remember that one? 402 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:33,259 You're the hostage negotiator, you play by your own rules. 403 00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:34,796 That movie rocked, dude. 404 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:38,802 Critics panned it. It grossed over $200 million worldwide. 405 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,839 The critics, what do they know? Sit down. Sit down. 406 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:47,810 Sit down. I wanna ask you something. Sit down. Listen... 407 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:52,316 I may need help with the end of this one, you know what I mean? 408 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:56,343 It'd be great to have you on as a consultant. 409 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:01,225 [TV] Winter is said to have enough dynamite strapped to his body 410 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,557 to level the entire building. 411 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,994 That is a direct quote from Winter himself. 412 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,622 And though there is no proof validating that claim... 413 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:12,329 God, this is awful. 414 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,462 Y eah. 415 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,939 They've shut Wilshire down all the way to San Vincente. 416 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,547 - Is that for tonight? - Yeah. 417 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:26,774 I'm a little nervous. 418 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:29,911 Yeah, screw it. Let's just stay here. 419 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:34,857 Come on, it's your wrap party. We have to go. I just... 420 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,657 - Never mind. - What? 421 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,994 [man] For Channel 15 News, I'm Ray Gerrera... 422 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,829 Just say it. 423 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:49,469 The tape... The tape of me and... 424 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:53,978 It's out there, and I don't know who's seen it or who has it. 425 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:57,014 No one's seen it. Listen, I promise you. 426 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,673 How do you know that? 427 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,877 I don't even understand how you saw it. 428 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,478 And you won't talk to me about who... 429 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,615 Just... just trust me. 430 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:10,127 But how... how come I have to trust you? 431 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,823 Why can't you just tell me? 432 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:15,661 Who are you trying to protect, Holt? 433 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:19,032 Because it sure doesn't feel like me. 434 00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,901 Listen to me. 435 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,475 You know I'll always take care of you. 436 00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,779 Come on, you know that, babe. 437 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:41,590 Why don't you slip into that little dress... 438 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:47,594 ...and you and me are gonna have a good time. 439 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,507 [TV] Spiller, known throughout Hollywood 440 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:08,916 as one of the most powerful people in the art... 441 00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:13,117 I had a head cold when we filmed that. 442 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,159 So I spent the whole day in looping 443 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:19,754 trying to get my dialogue intelligible, you know? 444 00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:22,994 - [camera shutter clicking] - And... 445 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:28,664 ...I went home, and my mom was like... 446 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:30,331 ..."Dad's gone." 447 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,173 He cleaned us out. Just took off. 448 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:40,911 Like... Iike he checked out of a hotel. 449 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:46,719 - Did you ever see him again? - Nope. 450 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:53,894 Uncle got a letter from him a couple of years ago, but... 451 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,232 Do you have any idea what it's like 452 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,068 to lose the compass in your life, 453 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,665 to have them just split like that? 454 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,438 Nothing left to exonerate you, 455 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:11,175 just split... you know? 456 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:14,150 Leaving you to fill in the blanks. 457 00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:17,586 You know, I can forgive the guy 458 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:20,852 for taking off, taking every last penny. 459 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:26,661 It's just the cruelty 460 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:30,599 that I'm having trouble coming to terms with. 461 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:35,537 He must've really just hated us. 462 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:39,043 It's not his hate. It's his indifference. 463 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:42,136 Indifference is worse. 464 00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:47,014 [man on TV] And now, with live breaking news, we go back to the scene. 465 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:49,019 [woman] There has been little contact 466 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:51,555 with Sammy since the early moments of the siege. 467 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:57,118 Negotiators say this one may drag on for at least a day or two. 468 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,527 Since the cancellation of Sammy Winter's... 469 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:04,057 That perm was a big, big mistake. 470 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:09,431 - Hmm. Nice perm. - T ell me about it. God. 471 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:14,205 I don't know, I love her, but I'm not in love with her, you know? 472 00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:16,042 Yeah, totally. 473 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:19,708 It's like you can't live your life for someone else, you know? 474 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:24,881 I'm always gonna be there for the kid, and stuff and... 475 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,322 God, I feel like such a loser saying that. 476 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,757 You are not a loser. 477 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,662 - Look at me. - I am looking. 478 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:39,294 And I see a sexy, sweet, nice guy that anybody would be lucky to have. 479 00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:52,712 - [Don] I don't have a shot yet. - [Lucy] This one's pretty good. 480 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:55,377 That's not it. I'll get it, though. 481 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,282 I know you will. 482 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,492 You feel bad for him, don't you? 483 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:07,122 I'm just concerned about getting us out of here safely. 484 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:12,033 When I was growing up, we used to have this poodle called Frenchie. 485 00:31:12,103 --> 00:31:13,263 Frenchie? 486 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:16,364 Whenever my dad would come home, he'd walk past me and mom 487 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:20,501 and go play with the dog like we weren't even there. 488 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:25,413 He tried his best. 489 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:28,417 He was the one that got me into wearing hats. 490 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,978 He wore hats all the time. 491 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,524 When he'd come home drunk, 492 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,720 he'd say the best way to sober up is put on your hat. 493 00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:42,027 It reminded him of when he used to be somebody. 494 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,399 I bought him this hat, but he never wore it. 495 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,837 I love hats. 496 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,639 You thinking about your dad? 497 00:31:58,816 --> 00:32:04,777 I was at a friend's house before I came home and found him. 498 00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:08,347 I'd had a cigarette. 499 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,953 My first and only one. 500 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:16,524 I remember being so scared that my dad was going to smell it on me, 501 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:22,096 that I walked home, and I was just trying to get the smoke out of my hair. 502 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:27,268 And when I saw him... 503 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:33,682 ...hanging there, I actually thought for one second 504 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,346 that God was punishing me for smoking. 505 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,592 I think... 506 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:50,794 ...sometimes life is too small for dads. 507 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:03,737 [TV] In front ofDirt Now Magazine, I'm Ray Gerrera. Back to you, Chet. 508 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,682 Pretty messed up, huh? 509 00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:14,316 It really sucks. They were going to do a story about my work rescuing dogs. 510 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:17,053 - Do you think they'll still do it? - What? 511 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:21,064 My rescue work with dogs. Do you think they'll do the story? 512 00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:23,362 You know, provided they don't all get shot? 513 00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:28,770 It's just something that I'm really passionate about, you know? 514 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,933 No idea. 515 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:41,851 You know, you got hard during one of our love scenes. 516 00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,353 What are you talking about? No, I didn't. 517 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,515 The one where I was riding you. 518 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,293 I could feel it. 519 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:53,888 I pushed a little harder so it'd feel good for you. 520 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,433 Well, and me. 521 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,867 - [camera shutter clicking] - [Tristan meowing] 522 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:05,836 Man. Dude. 523 00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:08,844 Dude! A cat? 524 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:12,781 You take pictures of a cat when you've got me right here? 525 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,375 I'm waiting for the right moment. 526 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:19,685 Oh. I got dogs, four of them. 527 00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:23,124 I'm a dog man, myself. What's its name? 528 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,990 Tristan. 529 00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:29,899 Dude, you gotta get a dog. 530 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:33,596 Cats are for, you know, those kinda guys. 531 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,832 I like cats. 532 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,933 Cats are quiet and loving and they... 533 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:41,501 ...they know when to give you your space. 534 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,843 I say it's dogs all the way. 535 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,940 That's because you're a narcissist. 536 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,747 You can't live without excessive admiration, 537 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:52,449 adulation, attention and affirmation. Dogs will give you that. 538 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:56,755 Their love is how you'd like to perceive yourself as seen by others. 539 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:57,988 Oh, really? 540 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,621 Most likely a result of your bitter disappointment 541 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:04,930 and radical disillusionment with significant others during childhood. 542 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:08,768 - Anything else, Freud? - Four dogs is a lot. 543 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,468 [camera shutter clicking] 544 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:12,804 Bang. 545 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:17,779 Thank you. 546 00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:21,443 There's definite interest from USA Network to do a put pilot. 547 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,544 They're flattered you would consider it, 548 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:26,214 since you just worked with Johnny Shit-For-Brains... 549 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:29,657 - Cheryl, do you love your husband? - Pardon? 550 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:31,888 Your husband, do you still love him? 551 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:35,660 Yeah. Of course. Are you OK? 552 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,360 My father has diabetes. 553 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:40,996 Years ago he told my mother he couldn't screw her anymore 554 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:43,632 because of complications with the disease, 555 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:48,701 and for years she took what she could get from him in that department. 556 00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:53,239 Last year he dumped her for his mistress of 1 5 years. 557 00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:01,456 Julia, honey, is there something I should know? 558 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:05,394 My mother said that it just came out of left field 559 00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:09,160 when he told her, but I knew. 560 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:12,930 - You know how? - No. 561 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:18,101 His cards, they were always humorous. 562 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:23,341 His birthday, anniversary, holiday. 563 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:28,147 He could pull it off in the moment, but something tangible, 564 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:32,747 something that my mother could hold in her hands as proof. 565 00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:37,654 I'm going to take a cab. 566 00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:40,094 - Wait, Julia... - I'm fine, all right? 567 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:43,827 Just tell Holt I don't feel well. I'll see him at home. 568 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:46,665 OK. 569 00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,932 [sighs] Shit. 570 00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:53,340 - Hey, Terry. - Lucy needs... I have to go. 571 00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:59,173 Hey, can I get something to drink? 572 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,979 [TV]...with little new to report. 573 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,488 Television and radio personality Sammy Winters believed 574 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,648 - to be holding the staff of Dirt... - Kenny. 575 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:09,784 - Can you go get me a drink? - Can you give me one second? 576 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:12,624 - What'd you say? - Oh, we're just finishing up. 577 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,789 Drinks are in the fridge right over there. 578 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:18,995 Oh, OK, no problem. I'll go get the drink. 579 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:23,530 That's a really good one, use that one. 580 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,769 Oh, uh, Kenny? 581 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:29,442 [women screaming] 582 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,076 Wow. 583 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,245 Oh, my God, Kenny! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 584 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:42,486 [laughing] 585 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,129 Oh, my God, he killed Kenny! 586 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,867 OK. You like that? 587 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,837 [woman wailing and sobbing] 588 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,642 What happened? What happened? 589 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,279 You're the negotiator, what do you think happens 590 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,755 when a gun goes off in a hostage situation?! 591 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:17,783 Somebody dies! OK? We are losing the focus here. 592 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:21,992 The focus is me! Me! OK? I want respect! 593 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,624 And I want it now! 594 00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:28,937 I got enough explosives wrapped to my waist to flatten the whole city block! 595 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:31,770 So back off! You back off! 596 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:36,805 Sammy. What is it that you want? 597 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:40,044 What I want is for these people to listen to me! 598 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:43,382 Don't act like I don't exist! You go on with your lives! 599 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:47,550 I'm here. Goddamn it! I'm still here! 600 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,599 What are you doing? 601 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,431 I'm mixing chemicals to throw them in his face. 602 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:03,064 - That is insane. - Maybe she's right. 603 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,734 No, you're both hopped up on Spic and Span. 604 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,141 Trust me on this one. There's nothing we can do. 605 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:12,171 You have been a coward too long. You have outlived your relevance. 606 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:16,481 You want to get your head blown off, that's fine by me. 607 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:19,216 Some of us might like to live to see their next birthday. 608 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,657 - Why? What will happen then? - I said sit, old woman. 609 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,127 You are not the captain of this ship. You've proved that. 610 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,277 Willa! Wait. 611 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:44,680 All right, that's enough! 612 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,282 Goddamn it! 613 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,131 No one pistol-whips Johnny Gage. 614 00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,667 Really, Johnny? Because I just did, bitch. 615 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:08,068 - Shoot him! - You'd better freeze, man! 616 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,470 Come on, shoot me! 617 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:12,475 - Shoot him, goddamn it! - Shoot me, come on. 618 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:16,307 Come on! Shoot me! Shoot me, pussy. You pussy! Do it! 619 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,143 I will, I swear. I swear... 620 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:22,185 Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me! Do it. Do it, you pussy. 621 00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,585 You screwed me, Lucy. You screwed me. 622 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:34,961 You were never going to run the story! Never. Never. Never! 623 00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:37,296 - I don't know why I trusted you. - Wait! 624 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,132 You kill her, and your story dies. 625 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:41,637 [clunk] 626 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,377 I got no other motivation to stop you other than that. 627 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:54,009 No one will give your story justice like Lucy Spiller. 628 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,379 Come on, you've come this far. 629 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,617 Sammy, hey. 630 00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:03,159 Come on, Sammy. Let me do it. 631 00:41:03,227 --> 00:41:05,889 Let me do it. Come on, Sammy. Let me do it. 632 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,727 Let her put you on the cover. 633 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,960 You can trust me. 634 00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:15,300 Come on, Sammy. Let me take care of you. 635 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,801 - Come on. - OK. OK. Come on. 636 00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:23,369 You do it. Come on. Back to work. 637 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:25,915 Back to work. We're gonna do the magazine! 638 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:29,111 Let's do it. Let's get back to work. 639 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,516 Back to work! 640 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:37,389 We heard shots fired. Was anyone injured? 641 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:40,589 - We have confirmed one casualty. - Do you know the identity? 642 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,132 Yes, a male employee has been fatally shot. 643 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,761 We're awaiting notification of his relatives before we release his name. 644 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:50,933 Normally, in a situation like this, we would advance on the building, 645 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,372 but he has explosives... 646 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:55,537 [man] It's moving into day three of the standoff, 647 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,446 and we 're waiting to see if Sammy will turn himself in... 648 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,848 Oh, it's beautiful. 649 00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:03,119 Beautiful. 650 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:06,283 It's better than I dreamed. 651 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:15,726 - We did it. - No. You did it. 652 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:19,030 No. This is us. 653 00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:20,730 Us. 654 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,445 We shouldn't have to work that hard for love. 655 00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:14,085 Boom. 656 00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:18,520 [rock music plays] 657 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:39,844 [crowd cheering and exclaiming] 658 00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:43,353 - [man] We love you, Sammy! - I love you! 659 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:14,907 Would you please leave us alone? 660 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:18,751 - Lucy, tell us what it was like. - This is not the time! 661 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,753 [Julia] Holt, come to bed. 662 00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:27,728 Be right there.