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[Don] Hi, I'm Don Konkey,

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Dirt Now's resident
schizophrenic photographer

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and voiceover extraordinaire.

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- Last week was a bitch...
- [gunshots]

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Get back! Get back!

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...especially
for Lucy's assistant, Kenny.

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[all screaming]

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Barrow and Willa seem
to be getting along nicely.

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Meet me in the supply closet
in 20 minutes.

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...really, really,
really, really, really nicely.

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[gasping] I've got 1 3 minutes.

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[Don] Julia came home from rehab,
but her mind seemed elsewhere.

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Holt was happy to see her,
but his mind seemed elsewhere, too.

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- I need to be with you.
- You mean inside of me?

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- Yeah.
- [Don] Julia 's had it rough lately.

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The sex tape of her and Johnny Gage
is out there,

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and she doesn't know who has it.

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Who are you trying to protect, Holt?

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That's Julia
with her lesbian smack dealer, Garbo.

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Since she left rehab,
she doesn't do either anymore.

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Well, at least they
caught Lucy's stalker, right?

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Right? [scoffs]

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Right? [scoffs]

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[downtempo electronic music plays]

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[couple moaning]

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I love you, Holt.

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I love you.

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[Julia] Holt?

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What? What's wrong, baby?

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Babe, what happened?

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You haven't made love to me
like that in months.

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I'm just, I'm wiped out, all right?

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But you were so passionate.
I was about to come.

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Here...

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All right, fine.
I'll make myself come.

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[moans]

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[# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep]

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- [gunshot]
- [Sammy] Move it!

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- [Lucy] What is it that you want?
- I want respect! And I want it now!

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[Sammy] Do you have any idea what it's
like to lose the compass in your life?

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We shouldn't
have to work that hard for love.

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The focus is me!

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I'm here.
Goddamn it! I'm still here!

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[man] Hello.

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Does it bother you that every time
I look at you, I think of anthrax?

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You should feel honored. After 9/1 1,
you were one of the few non-politicians

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to get the gift of class-five chemicals.

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I'd rather have the fruit basket.

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How are you?

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- I'm fine.
- [chuckles]

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- What?
- You're so full of shit.

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Well, I've never been
much of a navel-gazer.

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You watched your assistant
take a bullet to the head.

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Your entire staff
and your business were terrorized.

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How did Sammy Winter
get my personal number?

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- How did he get into my car?
- I'm still looking into it.

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You know better than just
about anybody how easy it is

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to get into someone's life
and steal their soul.

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What we do has nothing to do
with stalking or terrorizing people.

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He's not a weirdo.
Give him a call.

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It's not just you.
Your entire staff,

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haven't you noticed
they're pretty wrecked?

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[techno music plays]

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[coughs] Mmm. Yes!

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Mmm, I was having such a lousy night
until I met you guys.

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- You're sweet.
- [laughs]

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I love your hair.

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Oh, you do? Thank you.
Yours is really pretty, too.

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My natural color is the color
of shit in a mud puddle.

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"Roses have thorns
and silver fountains mud."

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"Clouds and eclipses stain
both moon and sun,

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and loathsome canker lives
in sweetest bud."

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Hot.

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The 35th Sonnet.
It's the best one.

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You guys know poetry?
That's so awesome.

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All I know is,
"Here I sit, brokenhearted..."

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[laughs]

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- You wanna know what's really awesome?
- What?

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That tattoo on the small of your back.

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It keeps going. Wanna see?

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Mmm...

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Shall we move this
to a more private venue?

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[rock music plays]

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Why do I get the feeling
you've done this before? [laughs]

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- I like walking with you.
- Me too. With you.

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- Mm-hm.
- [Abby chuckles]

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Oh, I can't.

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See? That wasn't so bad.

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You have really soft hands.

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- What a dickhead.
- What?

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- Pussy boy.
- I knew it.

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Knew what?

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Aw, is little Donny scared?
Little Donny Littledick?

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Please, I don't like you! I like her!

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Don, what's going on?
I don't understand.

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Don, what's going on?
I don't understand.

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- Don't make fun of her. Please!
- That's right, pussy, beg.

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[growls]

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Don! It's OK! Don!

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Every single time!
Every single time I have something!

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A little bit of something for me, huh?

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- OK, what do you got?
- Celeb tragedies?

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OK...

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- Plastic surgery disasters?
- No.

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I think we can get an at-home sit-down
with Julia Roberts, something classy.

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People are cutting the magazine
a lot of slack since the... thing.

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I'm sorry,
I think I just dozed off for a second.

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Guys, OK. OK, come on, guys.
We have to have some fun.

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Ready?

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[chuckling]

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OK, we bag it and make it look like
you have to see the inside.

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It's our first annual.
It has to be great.

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It has to be startling.
It has to be fun.

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Come on. Sex. Celebrity. Scandal.
Bring it!

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- "Sex and the stars."
- Oh, God, generic! No!

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"Battle of the bulge,"
who's packing among leading men.

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Wow, and while you're at it,
see who's faking it.

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- "Celebrity cameltoe."
- Love it.

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- "Celeb mooseknuckle."
- [all exclaim]

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Is that the male version for cameltoe?

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- AKA "Man-gina."
- AKA "Mameltoe."

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- Oh! Gross! OK, Kitty Ryder.
- We don't do porn stars.

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She dated most of the Lakers,
all of Mötley Crüe.

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She's got her own clothing line,
makeup and sex toys.

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- She's worth millions.
- Get it.

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- Hollywood hookers.
- High-class.

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- Sex-toy parties!
- Yes!

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- Celeb key parties.
- Yes!

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- Great movie orgasms.
- Goddamn it, yes!

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It's not bad.

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You know, I like how you guys
have to break into Los Alamos

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and steal the plutonium.

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- Yeah, it's cool, right?
- Hmm.

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And the girl's part's not bad.
Is it cast?

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Well, they want me
to read some people.

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Yo, do you mind?
Come on, man.

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Well, I should play it.

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I mean,
I could play a "forensic futurist."

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Quinn would probably shit.

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He'd never want me to play
fourth banana on an action flick, but...

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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I could get my production company
going while we work,

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and we'd be working together.

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Yeah.

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I mean, they're, you know,
they're talking to some people.

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- Who?
- I don't know, like, like Amanda Peet.

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- Christ.
- OK, look, I'll talk to Teddy

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and we'll see
if it's worth pursuing, you know?

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Yeah. Thanks a lot, Mr. Hollywood.

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Look, I know you're... what, rattled?

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But, honey, you can't publish
our magazine with a triple "X" on it.

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- Our Wal-Mart rep actually cried.
- Aw.

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They won't stock the issue.
That's 30 percent right off the top.

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We'll make it up at the newsstand.

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Look, I know what you're doing.

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The sex issue, it's a great idea.
I'm just saying lose the triple "X."

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Oh, Brent Barrow, eroding your freedom
of speech one "X" at a time.

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- Spiller...
- There's someone in your office.

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Hi.

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- How can I help you?
- Nancy said that...

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I am so disappointed.

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I was expecting to see monsters,

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some kind of, you know,
demon with fangs and claws.

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Can you please
just tell me why you're...

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But I walk in here
and I see two regular people

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I'd expect to meet in any
regular setting, not the devil.

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Not the...
We're certainly not the...

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At least not to look at.

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- I guess that makes it easier.
- I don't like where this is going.

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You should have thought of that before
you took advantage of my daughter,

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my virginal, 1 7-year-old daughter.

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- Seventeen?
- Oh, Daddy...

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Maybe I should get
someone from Legal in here.

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No, that's not necessary right now.

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I just wanted to look you two
right in the eyes.

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And that's it?

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[chuckles] Well, you tell me.
Is her virginity restored?

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Is her innocence intact?
Has she been un-raped?

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Whoa, wait a minute!

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Excuse me,
she practically raped us!

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- Willa...
- Thank you. As I was saying,

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as the father
of a major international superstar,

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I have been in legal quandaries before
pertaining to Rebecca.

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- Rebecca?
- Banheart.

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[chuckles] Banheart.

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- You're Jimmy Ray Banheart.
- That's right.

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Rebecca Banheart is a major brand

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with the pop career,
with the reality show,

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with the specials and the clothing,
and I have the same plans for Dawni.

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Or at least I did.

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Why would they vanish because...

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Because you and your friend used her,
and you threw her away.

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You think that's funny? Look at her!
After this thing hits,

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she will never be perceived
as anything other than a little slut.

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- Daddy!
- I'm sorry, but that's the facts.

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How can we rectify this?

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When you're on the street begging
instead of in the publisher's office.

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If this never reached the legal system,

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you and I could come
to some kind of understanding.

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An understanding?
What are you trying to do?

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Are you trying to bribe me
from putting your ass in prison?

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You trying to buy me?
Do you have any idea

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how much money I make
managing Rebecca Banheart?

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It's not about money.
This is about justice.

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I didn't mean to suggest...

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I just, you know,
I thought what we do here might...

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...help Dawni.

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Oh, you're gonna give her a cover,
and it's all good?

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- Hey.
- Lucy.

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- What's wrong?
- Oh...

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Uh... Sh...

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She wants to...

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- Tell me.
-...to touch me.

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What?

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00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,080
She wants to touch me.
She wants to, um...

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- I don't know if I can.
- Who, Don?

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Abby.

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All right.

219
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Hmm... Do you remember Lynette?

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Your stepmother? I've met her.

221
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She was closer
to my age than my dad's.

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- Oh, Don...
- She was an actress.

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She was in Boom Boom,
All the Tigers, Full Catastrophe.

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I think I made her feel younger.
I was 1 4.

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She called me Little Lover.

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Sometimes I liked it.

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Don, you know none of that
is your fault, right?

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No.

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No, Lucy, I don't.

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No, Quinn, no.

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I don't think you understand
the reality of the situation.

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If Teddy Jick doesn't want to hire
the star of a number-one sitcom, l...

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Well, what if Holt threatened to walk?

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Oh, my God,
you have your head so far up his ass...

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[sighs]

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No, no. I'm sorry.

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I know, please...

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No, I am not gonna be
the new host of Deal or No Deal.

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Nothing.
You know what, I have to go.

240
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,426
You know what?
Let's just book it. OK.

241
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,156
Nothing.

242
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,959
My favorite co-star.

243
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,592
Hi, Johnny. Hey, Jeff.

244
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,329
Hey, Jules. What up?

245
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,463
Nothing, l... They're just trying
to talk me into being

246
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,441
the female lead in Hard Charger,
but I don't know.

247
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,876
- I thought that was Amanda Peet.
- [stifled laughter]

248
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,511
What?

249
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:27,074
That is just a funny freaking name.
"Amanda Peet."

250
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:31,612
- Amanda Peeeeet!
- You guys are high.

251
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:35,126
- It helps the work.
- You working?

252
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,821
Yeah.

253
00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:39,159
We're writing a production draft
of our movie.

254
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,699
You're doing a Jeff Stagliano film?

255
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,462
You gotta keep 'em guessing.

256
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:46,561
This thing's gonna make
The Brown Bunny look like Barney.

257
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,471
We're talking full-frontal,
hardcore-penetration,

258
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,101
non-linear, radical-polemic time.

259
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:55,977
- Boom.
- Themes of death and loss and grief.

260
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,311
Tons of pussy.

261
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,945
Well, that sounds great.

262
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,544
Gonna be awesome.

263
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,785
We've never worked together, Jeff.

264
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,053
No, that's true.

265
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,892
You've been "Julia Mallory,
America's sweetheart."

266
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,330
Yeah, well,
I'm not really that anymore, am l?

267
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,326
- So, what's the girl's part like?
- Oh, my God!

268
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:23,034
That would be... Holy shit.

269
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,373
- [chuckles]
- But... dude...

270
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,007
Right.

271
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:36,181
She's gotta be super young,
for the shock value.

272
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,722
And then she can't be a star.

273
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,657
You can't see it coming
when the thing happens.

274
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,160
Yeah, well, anyway,
good luck with that.

275
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:49,029
Hey, I'm gonna try to find an actress
to take our order.

276
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,798
- [stifled laughter]
- Bye.

277
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,368
You look hot, Jules.

278
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,880
You raped me, you piece of shit.

279
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,510
- I what?
- You raped me.

280
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,215
Is it rape when you beg me
to do you harder?

281
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,095
So, wait, you two have been dating,

282
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:22,031
- screwing for some time now?
- Yes.

283
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,400
And you took home a 1 7-year-old girl
and had sex with her.

284
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,032
- Well, yes, but she didn't look...
- Willa.

285
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,043
And she just happens to be
Rebecca Banheart's little sister,

286
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,478
meaning her father is that nut job,
Jimmy Ray Banheart.

287
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,038
- What does he want?
- He wants me in jail.

288
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,243
Mm-hmm?

289
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,786
- But he'll settle for three covers.
- Three?!

290
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,483
Jesus. I've always been mystified by
the whole Rebecca Banheart phenomenon.

291
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,720
What was the hook,
how stupid she is?

292
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,192
Stupid is the new black.

293
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,422
I think it was
the tomato that clinched it.

294
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,661
Well, somebody offered
her a beefsteak tomato,

295
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,225
and she declined on account
of being a vegetarian.

296
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:02,364
And you were captivated
by her underage sister. Wow.

297
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,602
There are just so many levels here.

298
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,840
I know you love the torture, but really,
our sex lives are of no business...

299
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:09,881
- Brent.
- Yeah?

300
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,007
- Shut up.
- Yeah.

301
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,917
I have nothing on him in the vault.
We have to go out,

302
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,354
we have to get every piece of
imaginable dirt on Jimmy Ray Banheart.

303
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,687
Cover the little songbirds
while you're at it.

304
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,125
I don't care how seemingly banal it is.
Just get it.

305
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,289
- Get medical, dental, whatever.
- OK. I'm on my way.

306
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:30,096
If this goes public, it could do
some real damage to this magazine.

307
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,105
This is your problem, both of you.
You need to fix it.

308
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,336
- Oh, and Brent?
- Yeah.

309
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,603
We are so doing the sex lssue.

310
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,972
Polybag. Triple "X."

311
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,010
Now jog in place.

312
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,856
Are you sure you're listening
to my heart?

313
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:56,525
[woman] Oh! That's cold and hard!

314
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,591
Now open wide and say "ah."

315
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,998
[woman] Ahh...

316
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,503
[man] Cut! Great.
Take five and back for the oral.

317
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,062
Mr. Hagopian?

318
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,665
No, I'm Johnson Long.

319
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:14,610
Your real name's Tim Hagopian,
born Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, 1 974.

320
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,978
Could you not announce
my citizenship status?

321
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,141
- Sorry.
- What's up?

322
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,983
Where's Kitty Ryder? She was supposed
to be starring opposite you.

323
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,386
I don't know. Before this,
she never missed a day.

324
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:27,619
- Any idea where she is?
- Why?

325
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:31,026
My boss wants to do a story about her.

326
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,257
Ahem. Nah. Good luck finding her.

327
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,232
There's 50 PAs driving all over
looking for her right now.

328
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,235
Lucy wants the story.

329
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,739
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
I gotta chub up for the oral.

330
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,439
- OK.
- All right.

331
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,177
I hurt my back,
and when I woke up,

332
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,519
it was like the world was over me.

333
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,319
I'm not over you.

334
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,453
Oh, God. I'm so not over you.

335
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:08,625
Every time the goddamn doorbell rings,
I think it might be you.

336
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,037
I'm sorry.

337
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,164
I just disappeared.

338
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,272
Nah. You got clean. That's huge.

339
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:23,337
I hate it. I can't handle real.

340
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,940
I think you can.

341
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,715
Make love to me straight.

342
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,692
Don't get high. But don't go.

343
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,164
- Make love with me.
- I need it.

344
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,534
- And then us.
- Look.

345
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,942
This doesn't happen to me.

346
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,072
But I love you.
I'm in love with you, Julia.

347
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,617
- Fix me.
- No.

348
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:03,985
Please, please fix me. Please.
I need the soft.

349
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,921
Then I'll make you come so good.

350
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,824
It's not... OK, you're not hearing me.

351
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:12,990
I am hearing you. I'm just choosing
to ignore that part because...

352
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:17,229
I only love you when I'm high.

353
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,963
I don't love you. I love Holt.

354
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,672
Fix me.

355
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,170
- You're a goddamn user.
- Please!

356
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,008
You use me, use my dope,
then go back and use your boyfriend.

357
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:36,185
You are gonna die using.
The people, the dope.

358
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,827
Just sell me a goddamn bag of tar.

359
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,465
It's on me. Get out.

360
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,646
[cell phone rings]

361
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,147
[Willa] Hey, Curtis. Willa.

362
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,946
- Hey, Will.
- I need a favor.

363
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:10,044
I can't. I'm stepping into a meeting.

364
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,580
No, you're not.
Look across the street.

365
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,127
Busted.

366
00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:21,926
You know, this whole tabloid stalkerazzi
thing is getting a little creepy.

367
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,561
- I actually do have drinks.
- Just give me two minutes.

368
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,002
What's up?
One of our artists banging a tranny?

369
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,633
Probably,
but that's not why I'm here.

370
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,338
I need anything on the Banhearts,
especially the father.

371
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,974
He was a faith healer
in Alabama or something.

372
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,415
One day God spoke to him
and said Rebecca's double Ds

373
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,953
were meant to be bouncing
around in bad music videos.

374
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:47,321
That was it. He started managing
them both, and in a year Rebecca

375
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,758
was on magazines,
Stick It to Ya was on the charts.

376
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,522
The reality show was in the works.

377
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,224
- What about the mother?
- They got divorced years ago.

378
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:57,598
I think she still gets a piece
of the royalties or something.

379
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,129
[music playing in porn film]

380
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,040
[man] I sure hope I can score today.

381
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,639
Oh, you'll score.
It's a sure thing.

382
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,806
[man] Oh, yeah...

383
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,783
[woman] Oh, yeah...

384
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:18,380
[man] Oh, yeah...

385
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:29,000
[Don] Kenny?

386
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,297
Don? Don, is that you?

387
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:34,429
It's me, Kenny.
Can you, can you hear me?

388
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,804
Don, where am I? I don't like it.

389
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,605
- Please help me.
- I'm sorry, Kenny.

390
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:42,146
Don, it's so lonely here.

391
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:45,081
- Come back, lover.
- [Don] Lynette?

392
00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,884
Please, Don, I don't feel safe.

393
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,753
Don? Donny? Is that you?

394
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,485
[baby talk] Little Lover?

395
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,797
Come here, Donny.

396
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:05,336
I've missed you so much.

397
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,601
Miss me?

398
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,943
- [knock on door]
- [woman moaning]

399
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,571
[Abby] Don?

400
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,648
I brought cookies from work.

401
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:21,515
Finikia, the little Greek ones.

402
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,891
Abby, I'm really glad it's you.

403
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,291
I'm glad you're glad.

404
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:35,528
- Can I come in?
- Yeah. OK.

405
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,227
[moaning continues]

406
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,668
- What are you doing?
- Watching porn.

407
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:43,070
- It's for work.
- Oh, really?

408
00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:47,100
Kitty Ryder.
She's the queen of porn.

409
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:50,147
Decided to quit.
I have to take her picture.

410
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,343
- Why are you watching all her movies?
- I think she's beautiful.

411
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:55,079
Oh, me too.

412
00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:02,784
- Can I watch with you?
- Sure.

413
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,008
Can I have a cookie?

414
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,727
[woman moaning on television]

415
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:43,461
I'm a decent astrologer.
I'd like to do your chart.

416
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,162
When's your birthday?

417
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:48,501
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?

418
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:51,269
- Mmm.
- Do you have plans?

419
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:55,575
I was gonna get a cake and let little
Tristan lick some of the frosting off.

420
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:59,014
- Do you like cake?
- I like cake.

421
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:04,214
I like it with whipped-cream...
frosting on.

422
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,985
I like it with berries on.

423
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:11,688
One time, Lucy got a cake
from Sweet Lady Jane.

424
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:15,392
I wanted to stick my face into it.

425
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,231
I wanted the whole thing to myself.

426
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:21,100
Let me bring the cake, Don.

427
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,341
OK.

428
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,023
[knocking on door]

429
00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:50,827
It's the door.

430
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,805
Don, I need to talk to you.

431
00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,601
- Oh, God.
- Hello, Lucy.

432
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,306
Hello, Abby.
I guess you're still real.

433
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,211
I am, thank you. And you?

434
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:06,443
I need to talk to Don for a minute.

435
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,349
I'll be in the kitchen.

436
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:13,551
Don, have you been following me?

437
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,650
Have you been taking my picture?

438
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:18,787
- No, was I supposed to?
- No.

439
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,524
Did you take this picture?

440
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:23,567
No, Lucy,
I would never take this picture.

441
00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:26,432
I mean, the composition is bad,
the light's terrible,

442
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:30,338
and it's pixilated, which means it's
digital, and I don't like digital.

443
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:34,310
It looks like it's been taken
by a security camera, a cheap one.

444
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,678
Probably a nanny cam
or something from The Spy Store.

445
00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:41,082
- I'm sorry.
- Why?

446
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:44,713
- Do you understand what this is?
- Yeah.

447
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:47,383
Do you like him?

448
00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:53,822
Somebody's taking your picture,
and you didn't know they were taking it.

449
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:57,459
Yes. Someone is trying
to do something to scare me.

450
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,901
They're doing what we do.

451
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,733
Holt, look at me.

452
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:09,309
[video game beeps]

453
00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:12,908
I'm sorry it didn't work
out with Hard Charger.

454
00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:15,178
I don't give a shit about Hard Charger.

455
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,552
I just went to Garbo's,
and I scored some dope.

456
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:20,454
Oh, for Christ's sake, Julia!

457
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:23,085
- Look, there it is.
- What are you doing?

458
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:26,426
That's the purest shit she's ever
given me. Enough to put me in a coma.

459
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,523
What, so you're seeing her again?

460
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,559
No, no. I'm not seeing her.
And I haven't touched the dope.

461
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,638
I'm seeing you.

462
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:40,076
I'm seeing the man I love in front
of me disappearing into his stardom,

463
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,271
just the way I did.

464
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:45,214
Maybe you have to.
Doesn't matter, it's not about that.

465
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,844
It's about whether the two of us
are gonna make it.

466
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:52,889
Separately, together...

467
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:57,054
- Julia...
- No, no, listen.

468
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:01,792
In my program, they talk about doing

469
00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:04,557
a searching and fearless
moral inventory.

470
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:08,094
And, oh, my God,
I've been blowing it off

471
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:13,236
because do I not wanna look at all
the ways that I have wronged people,

472
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:17,338
and I've sold my own self short.
Everywhere I look,

473
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,384
I see someone I've hurt
or someone who's hurt me,

474
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:25,115
and I know I've hurt you.
I know I have.

475
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:28,353
And I know you were honest with me
about the accident

476
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:31,554
and I just want
to be honest with you

477
00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:35,087
and see if there is some ground zero
in this relationship.

478
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,436
I slept with Johnny Gage...

479
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,670
...and you saw it.

480
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:47,108
And my God, Holt, I can't...

481
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,579
I can't tell you
how sick I've been about it,

482
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,742
how afraid I've been that
you'd leave if I brought it up

483
00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:56,787
or if it got out,
what that would do to us.

484
00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,552
I kept thinking if I just get
high enough, maybe it would go away.

485
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:03,059
And it doesn't matter right now.

486
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:05,823
I was roofied
or drugged with something.

487
00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:11,067
But for all I know,
I was just drunk and high,

488
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:14,571
and I slept with him
because we were working together,

489
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,732
and isn't that just what we do?

490
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:20,335
We pretend until it crosses over

491
00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:23,437
and suddenly
we've wrecked our whole lives.

492
00:31:23,514 --> 00:31:25,880
And we walk around
playing make-believe,

493
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:30,148
never really thinking about what's
gonna happen when we go off book.

494
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:34,487
[sighs] I'm sorry, Holt.

495
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,893
I am just so sorry.

496
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,744
Listen to me.

497
00:31:56,214 --> 00:32:00,776
- I'm gonna get the sex tape back.
- OK.

498
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,356
And then we're
gonna start from scratch.

499
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,983
All right?

500
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,117
Brand-new. Right there.

501
00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:21,266
Madam Editor.

502
00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:26,368
The only thing more annoying
than you being your authentic self,

503
00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:29,605
- is you kissing my ass.
- What a kind thought.

504
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:34,345
I'm worried that you're gonna turn this
Jimmy Ray Banheart character down flat.

505
00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:37,252
You really think that we
should tank the magazine

506
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:40,416
and agree to do three covers
on an underage slut who can't sing?

507
00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:43,358
If her father can take us down, yes.
Yeah.

508
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,658
You mean if the father
can take you down.

509
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,290
If you didn't think this
could damage the magazine,

510
00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:50,731
- you wouldn't deal with him.
- I'm not out of moves.

511
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,566
And so what,
if he goes public, we'll just,

512
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,969
you know,
dump it on you and fire your ass.

513
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,407
Are you really going to force me
to be the one to remind you

514
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:03,573
that a few weeks ago I put myself
between you and an armed gunman?

515
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,344
I will make you a promise.

516
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:10,148
This will be the last time that your
dick takes up this much of my time.

517
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,290
[knock on door]

518
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,259
[Abby] Don, are you ready?

519
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,454
Hold on. Just a second.

520
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:24,462
Here you go, buddy.

521
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:29,770
- OK!
- [Abby] Now close your eyes.

522
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,537
[door opens]

523
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,958
OK. Surprise!

524
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,594
- [giggles]
- [gasps]

525
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,035
Wow, you really did bring cake.

526
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:03,471
I know the baker.

527
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:08,909
I thought the way you described
your love of cake...

528
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,641
I thought maybe...

529
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:17,986
[Don] Oh...

530
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,157
Oh...

531
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,694
[cake squishing]

532
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,132
[laughing]

533
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:35,895
[laughs]

534
00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:38,066
Oh...

535
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,805
I don't know. He seems
creepy to me, but he's got no record.

536
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,207
He's got no DUls,
no big tax investigations,

537
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,149
never went all the way
with his high-school sweetheart,

538
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,378
and he's a good manager.

539
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,046
He got Rebecca signed
and got her magazine covers

540
00:34:51,155 --> 00:34:53,020
before she even had a publicist.

541
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,855
- Hollywood Digest.
- Yeah. Three covers.

542
00:34:57,728 --> 00:35:00,891
- Oh, God. [chuckles]
- Holy shit.

543
00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:04,559
- He pimped Rebecca out too.
- Wow.

544
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,137
- Under which editor?
- Ray Patterson.

545
00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:11,937
Ray Patterson.

546
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:14,443
Want to ask my forgiveness
for the way you treated me?

547
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:16,173
I thought I treated you well.

548
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:19,216
You climbed over my smoldering
corpse to get a promotion.

549
00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:21,877
Aw. Don't be a baby.

550
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:24,147
You told me you had feelings for me.

551
00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:25,587
I didn't say which feelings.

552
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:31,324
So three covers on Rebecca Banheart

553
00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:33,522
without even an album to tie them to.

554
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,499
You know how it is, Lucy.
Sometimes you invent a cover girl.

555
00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:40,003
- Your prom-girl murder.
- The blackmail-the-horny-editor-

556
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:42,233
after-he-bangs-your-
underage-daughter trick.

557
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:45,568
I think we're done, here, Lucy.
As if we weren't already.

558
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:49,670
- I have enough to run the story.
- Run it. I'll deny it, they'll deny it.

559
00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,806
It's a double amputee. No legs.

560
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,908
I know you don't trust me.
I don't blame you.

561
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,079
Look, I'd walk over you again
if I had the choice.

562
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,419
But they're doing
the same thing to us.

563
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:05,122
I'm not asking you to confirm.
I just want you to look at me.

564
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,326
Just tell me I'm wrong.

565
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:18,308
- I owe you one.
- Yeah, right.

566
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:31,110
[camera shutter clicking]

567
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,020
[cell phone ringing]

568
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:42,262
Hello? Oh, yes, yes, thank you.

569
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,393
Yeah, I really appreciate it.
You can fax it.

570
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:47,528
Thank you.

571
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,971
[Don] Kitty Ryder.

572
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,805
Did you get what you need?

573
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,507
Yup.

574
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:04,754
Um, excuse me, Kitty?

575
00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,216
My real name's Megan.

576
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:11,659
I was wondering who it would be.

577
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:16,461
My name is Willa McPhearson.
I'm writing a story for a magazine.

578
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:18,434
Do you mind
if I talk to you for a sec?

579
00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:19,730
Of course.

580
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:23,171
OK. Can my friend
take some photos?

581
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,266
Sure.

582
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,535
Can I ask you why you're leaving?

583
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:32,310
I mean, is it the objectification
or the humiliation?

584
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:33,611
[Megan chuckles]

585
00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:36,585
Oh, gosh, you're all in knots,
aren't you?

586
00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:40,684
[chuckles] Yes. I am.

587
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:47,560
I didn't leave because it was so bad.
I left because it was so good.

588
00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:52,568
Too good, too much.
That's all that was wrong with it.

589
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:57,267
How can you let go of desire
when every desire you've ever had

590
00:37:57,341 --> 00:38:00,208
is being met on an hourly basis?

591
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:05,739
I was attached to the sex
and the money.

592
00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:11,152
So I was attached to the grief
I felt at the end of the day

593
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,918
when it wasn't enough.

594
00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:17,085
If you want nothing,

595
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:20,028
you fear nothing.

596
00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:22,531
You need nothing.

597
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:32,131
- Jimmy Ray. Deena.
- Dawni.

598
00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:35,975
Oh, right. But soon you're hoping
the whole world will know your name,

599
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,344
after the big covers and all.
Isn't that right?

600
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,317
Oh, I was thinking more
about the name Lucy Spiller

601
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:43,512
being synonymous with statutory rape.

602
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:45,521
[Lucy chuckles]

603
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:48,854
Oh, I don't love being blackmailed
by some snake-oil salesman

604
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:52,657
who pimps out both his underage girls
to jump-start their careers.

605
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,857
Rebecca's got nothing to do with this.

606
00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:58,698
Really? Because I think it
would make a great cover.

607
00:38:58,769 --> 00:39:03,536
Yeah. "Sleazy father blackmails
to launch talentless star to power.

608
00:39:03,607 --> 00:39:07,771
$1 00-million industry
built on shameless lie."

609
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,710
The numbers would be so big.

610
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:14,012
- [laughs]
- [laughs]

611
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,051
You wanna play?

612
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,681
- Mmm.
- Cool. We'll play.

613
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:23,487
Let's see what this
little story does to Dirt Now.

614
00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:32,327
Oh, and CNN, they're gonna love
Brent's perp walk through the lobby.

615
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,428
I can play chicken too.

616
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,167
Uh, sweetie?

617
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,403
You forgot your birth certificate.

618
00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:42,241
What?

619
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:44,372
[Willa] Mommy faxed it over.

620
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,712
I think she might have
been under the impression

621
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:48,649
I needed it to send
her a royalty check.

622
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,883
- My bad.
- Um, do you mind if I take a look?

623
00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,729
Bitch is 1 9.

624
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,732
Yeah. You're still a pervert.
You're just not a rapist.

625
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,735
And I'm still tempted
to do that other cover.

626
00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:10,433
[clears throat] But you won't?

627
00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:14,239
As long as I have first look
at anything Rebecca Banheart does.

628
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:16,609
And I mean anything.

629
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,516
- You see that?
- Oh...

630
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,616
- She digs me.
- Don't even.

631
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,188
[indistinct chatter]

632
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,141
Who let you in?

633
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:57,380
I'm a big movie star, remember?

634
00:40:57,488 --> 00:41:00,048
[chuckles softly] That's right.

635
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:02,887
I want the sex tape back.

636
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,390
Close the door.

637
00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:13,267
[door closes]

638
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:16,999
Go wait in the vault.
I'll be done in just a minute.

639
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:59,107
Here's the original tape
and the one copy.

640
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:01,684
That's it?

641
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:03,686
It's that easy, huh?

642
00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:06,314
Mm-hmm. It's that easy.

643
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,518
Is this really the tape?

644
00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:15,789
Do you want me to prove it to you?

645
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:38,882
[both moaning]

646
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,854
[moaning]

647
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,286
Oh, God...

648
00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:15,647
Paid in full.

649
00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:29,697
[soft rock music plays]

650
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,334
[Don laughing]