1 00:00:02,163 --> 00:00:06,342 Hi, I'm Don Konkey, DirtNow's resident schizophrenic photographer, 2 00:00:06,343 --> 00:00:08,224 and voice-over extraordinaire. 3 00:00:08,354 --> 00:00:12,788 - Last week was a bitch... - Get back. Get back. 4 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:15,459 ...especially for Lucy's assistant Kenny. 5 00:00:19,275 --> 00:00:21,762 Barrow and Willa seemed to be getting along nicely... 6 00:00:21,763 --> 00:00:24,073 Meet me in the supply closet in 20 minutes. 7 00:00:24,074 --> 00:00:27,095 ...really, really, really, really, really nicely. 8 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:29,535 I've got 13 minutes! 9 00:00:29,536 --> 00:00:33,230 Julia came home from rehab, but her mind seemed elsewhere. 10 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:37,177 Holt seemed happy to see her, but his mind seemed elsewhere also. 11 00:00:37,178 --> 00:00:39,229 I need to be with you. 12 00:00:39,668 --> 00:00:42,131 - You mean inside of me? - Yeah. 13 00:00:42,204 --> 00:00:44,374 Julia's had it rough lately. 14 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,928 The sex tape of her and Johnny Gage is still out there 15 00:00:46,929 --> 00:00:48,699 and she doesn't know who has it. 16 00:00:48,832 --> 00:00:50,849 Who are you trying to protect, Holt? 17 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:54,169 That's Julia with her lesbian smack dealer, Garbo. 18 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:57,151 Since she left rehab, she doesn't do either anymore. 19 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,166 Well, at least they caught Lucy's stalker, right? 20 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:03,450 Right? Heh. 21 00:01:31,108 --> 00:01:33,548 I love you, Holt. 22 00:01:34,038 --> 00:01:35,797 I love you. 23 00:01:41,715 --> 00:01:42,935 Holt. 24 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,263 What? 25 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:51,099 What's wrong, baby? 26 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,697 What happened? 27 00:01:55,955 --> 00:01:59,052 You haven't made love to me like that in months. 28 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,611 I'm just-- I'm wiped out, all right? 29 00:02:02,717 --> 00:02:05,086 But you were so passionate. 30 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:07,385 I was about to come. 31 00:02:09,016 --> 00:02:11,163 Here. 32 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:21,406 All right, fine. I'll make myself come. 33 00:02:41,218 --> 00:02:46,376 Synchro : MetalMarco, Pasbel, YST 34 00:02:46,493 --> 00:02:48,513 Transcript : swsub.com 35 00:02:48,631 --> 00:02:53,313 Dirt - Season 01 - Episode 10 "Pap Smeared" 36 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:58,105 Move it! 37 00:02:58,117 --> 00:03:00,257 - What is it that you want? - I want respect! 38 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,524 And I wanti it now! 39 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:05,450 Do you have any idea what it's like to lose the compass in your life? 40 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:06,777 We are losing the focus here! 41 00:03:06,778 --> 00:03:08,655 We shouldn't have to work that hard for love. 42 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:11,125 The focus is me! Me! I'm here! 43 00:03:11,242 --> 00:03:14,026 God damn it! I'm still here! 44 00:03:14,183 --> 00:03:15,806 Hello. 45 00:03:20,729 --> 00:03:23,920 Does it bother you that every time I look at you I think of anthrax? 46 00:03:23,921 --> 00:03:25,185 You should feel honored. 47 00:03:25,186 --> 00:03:27,730 After 9/11, you were one of the few non-politicians 48 00:03:27,731 --> 00:03:30,326 to get the gift of deadly class-five chemicals. 49 00:03:30,397 --> 00:03:32,520 I'd rather have the fruit basket. 50 00:03:32,895 --> 00:03:33,970 How are you? 51 00:03:34,596 --> 00:03:35,712 I'm fine. 52 00:03:37,065 --> 00:03:38,121 Why? 53 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:40,115 You're so full of shit. 54 00:03:41,027 --> 00:03:44,382 Well, I've never been much of a navel-gazer. 55 00:03:44,872 --> 00:03:48,285 You watched your assistant take a bullet to the head. 56 00:03:48,415 --> 00:03:51,676 Your entire staff and your business were terrorized. 57 00:03:51,677 --> 00:03:53,952 How did Sammy Winter get my personal number? 58 00:03:53,953 --> 00:03:55,489 How did he get into my car? 59 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:56,967 I'm still looking into it. 60 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,421 You know better than just about anybody how easy it is 61 00:03:59,422 --> 00:04:02,178 to get into someone's life and steal their soul. 62 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:06,541 What we do has nothing to do with stalking or terrorizing people. 63 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,957 He's not a weirdo. Give him a call. 64 00:04:22,139 --> 00:04:24,004 It's not just you. 65 00:04:24,239 --> 00:04:25,928 Your entire staff, 66 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:28,298 haven't you noticed they're pretty wrecked? 67 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,599 Uh-huh! Mm... Yes! 68 00:04:35,661 --> 00:04:38,406 I was having such a lousy night until I met your guys. 69 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:40,071 You're sweet. 70 00:04:43,874 --> 00:04:45,879 I love your hair. 71 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:47,792 Oh, you do? 72 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:49,970 Thank you. Yours is really pretty, too. 73 00:04:50,595 --> 00:04:53,892 My natural color is the color of shit in a mud puddle. 74 00:04:54,473 --> 00:04:59,352 "Roses have thorns and silver fountains mud." 75 00:04:59,353 --> 00:05:02,390 "Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun, 76 00:05:02,721 --> 00:05:07,003 and loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud." 77 00:05:07,449 --> 00:05:08,798 Hot. 78 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,460 It's the 35th sonnet. It's the best one. 79 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:15,375 You guys know poetry? That's so awesome. All I know is, 80 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:18,713 "Here I sit, brokenhearted..." 81 00:05:19,051 --> 00:05:21,772 You want to know what's really awesome? 82 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,121 What? 83 00:05:23,485 --> 00:05:25,796 That tattoo in the small of your back. 84 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,872 It keeps going. Want to see? 85 00:05:59,604 --> 00:06:03,006 Shall we move this to a more private venue? 86 00:06:18,304 --> 00:06:19,841 Oh, yeah! 87 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:25,847 Why do I get the feeling you've done this before? 88 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,622 - I like walking with you. - Me, too. 89 00:07:01,927 --> 00:07:04,297 - With you. - Mm-hmm. 90 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,398 Oh, I can't. 91 00:07:19,884 --> 00:07:22,465 See? That wasn't so bad. 92 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:25,970 You have really soft hands. 93 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:27,906 - What a dickhead. - What? 94 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:29,596 Pussy boy. 95 00:07:29,597 --> 00:07:31,203 - I knew it. - Knew what? 96 00:07:31,204 --> 00:07:33,959 Aw, is little Donny scared? Little Donny Littledick? 97 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,194 Please. I don't like you. I like her. 98 00:07:36,195 --> 00:07:38,036 Don, what's going on? I don't understand. 99 00:07:38,037 --> 00:07:40,303 "Don, what's going on? I don't understand." 100 00:07:40,385 --> 00:07:45,276 - Don't make fun of her, please! - That's right, pussy. Beg. 101 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,402 Don! It's okay! 102 00:07:50,495 --> 00:07:51,751 Don! 103 00:07:51,752 --> 00:07:54,812 Every single time. Every single time I have something. 104 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:56,743 A little bit of something for me, huh? 105 00:07:59,054 --> 00:08:02,291 - Okay, what do you got? - Celeb tragedies? 106 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:03,528 Okay. 107 00:08:03,529 --> 00:08:06,015 - Plastic surgery disasters? - No. 108 00:08:06,016 --> 00:08:08,479 I think we can get an at-home sit-down with Julia Roberts, 109 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,204 something classy. 110 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:13,802 People are cutting the magazine a lot of slack since the...thing. 111 00:08:13,803 --> 00:08:17,051 I'm sorry. I think I just dozed off for a second. 112 00:08:19,944 --> 00:08:22,313 Guys, okay. Okay. 113 00:08:22,314 --> 00:08:24,964 Come on, guys. We have to have some fun. 114 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:26,744 Ready? 115 00:08:28,785 --> 00:08:29,900 Mmm! 116 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:33,586 Okay, we bag it and make it look like you have to see the inside. 117 00:08:33,587 --> 00:08:36,305 It's our first annual. It has to be great. It has to be 118 00:08:36,306 --> 00:08:38,451 startling. It has to be fun! 119 00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:41,014 Come on! Sex, celebrity, scandal! Bring it! 120 00:08:41,015 --> 00:08:44,179 - "Sex and the Stars." - Oh, God! Generic! No! 121 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:45,266 "Battle of the Bulge." 122 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:47,096 Who's packing among Hollywood leading men. 123 00:08:47,097 --> 00:08:49,566 Okay, and make sure while you're at it, see who's faking it. 124 00:08:49,684 --> 00:08:51,515 - "Celebrity Cameltoe." - I love it. 125 00:08:51,516 --> 00:08:53,967 - "Celeb Mooseknuckle." - Please! 126 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,636 Is that the male version for "cameltoe"? 127 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:58,040 - A. K. A, "mangina". - A. K. A., "mammal-toe". 128 00:08:58,041 --> 00:09:00,940 Oh, gross! Okay, Kitty Ryder. 129 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:01,983 We don't do porn stars. 130 00:09:01,984 --> 00:09:04,465 Well, she dated most of the starting lineup of the Lakers, 131 00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:06,714 all of Motley Crue. She's got her own clothing line, 132 00:09:06,715 --> 00:09:08,781 makeup, and sex toys. She's worth millions. 133 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,446 - Okay, get it. - "Hollywood Hookers." 134 00:09:10,447 --> 00:09:11,479 Only the high-class ones. 135 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,629 - "Sex Toy Parties." - Yes. 136 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:13,870 - "Celeb Key Parties." - Yes. 137 00:09:13,968 --> 00:09:16,640 - "Great Movie Orgasms." - God damn it, yes! 138 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,528 It's not bad. 139 00:09:24,936 --> 00:09:26,824 You know, I like it how you guys have to 140 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:29,745 break into Los Alamos and steal the plutonium. 141 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:31,953 Yeah, it's cool, right? 142 00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:34,604 And the girl's part's not bad. Is it cast? 143 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:36,786 They want me to read some people. 144 00:09:37,349 --> 00:09:38,722 Yo, do you mind? 145 00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:40,722 Come on, man. 146 00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:42,997 I should play it. 147 00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:46,921 I mean, I could play a forensic futurist. 148 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,229 Quinn would probably shit. 149 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:51,759 He'd never want me to play fourth bana on an action flick, but... 150 00:09:54,104 --> 00:09:56,251 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. For sure. 151 00:09:56,252 --> 00:09:59,417 I could get my production company going while we're working, and 152 00:09:59,418 --> 00:10:01,915 we'd be working together. 153 00:10:02,596 --> 00:10:03,886 Yeah. 154 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,748 I mean, they're talking to some people. 155 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:08,792 Who? 156 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:11,490 I don't know, like, Amanda Peet. 157 00:10:14,587 --> 00:10:16,346 Christ. 158 00:10:17,144 --> 00:10:19,725 Okay, let-- I'll talk to Teddy. 159 00:10:19,883 --> 00:10:21,948 We'll see if it's worth pursuing, you know? 160 00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:24,657 Yeah, thanks a lot, Mr. Hollywood. 161 00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:33,709 Look, I know you're...what? 162 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,177 Rattled, but, 163 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:38,766 honey, you can't publish our magazine with a triple-X on it. 164 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,211 Our Wal-Mart rep actually cried. 165 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,346 They won't stock the issue. 166 00:10:43,466 --> 00:10:47,056 - That's 30% right off the top. - We'll make it up at the newsstand. 167 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,199 Look, I know what you're doing. 168 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,258 The sex issue, it's a great idea, I'm just saying lose the triple-X. 169 00:10:53,869 --> 00:10:57,325 Brent Barrow, eroding your freedom of speech one "X" at a time. 170 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,537 - Spiller-- - Mr. Barrow? 171 00:10:58,681 --> 00:11:00,936 There's someone waiting in your office. 172 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,417 Hi. 173 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:10,268 - How can I help you? - Nancy said that-- 174 00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:15,119 I am so disappointed. 175 00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:18,191 I was expecting to see monsters. 176 00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:21,076 Some kind of, you know, demon 177 00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:22,823 with fangs and claws. 178 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:24,640 Can you please just tell me why you're-- 179 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,630 But I walk in here and I see two regular people 180 00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:29,119 I'd expect to meet in any regular setting. 181 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,606 - Not the devil. - Oh, not the-- 182 00:11:31,788 --> 00:11:34,447 - Well, we're certainly not the-- - At least not to look at. 183 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,386 But I guess that makes it easier, doesn't it? 184 00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:37,769 I don't like where this is going. 185 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,363 Maybe you should have thought of that 186 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,422 before you took advantage of my daughter... 187 00:11:41,558 --> 00:11:45,863 my virginal, 17-year-old daughter. 188 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:53,709 17. 189 00:11:53,975 --> 00:11:55,217 Oh, Daddy. 190 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,076 Um, maybe I should get someone from legal in here. 191 00:11:59,077 --> 00:12:00,850 That's not necessary|right now. You see, 192 00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:02,860 I just wanted to look you two 193 00:12:02,996 --> 00:12:04,240 right in the eyes. 194 00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:05,911 And that's it? 195 00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:08,542 Well, you tell me. 196 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,464 Is her virginity restored? 197 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:13,765 Is her innocence intact? 198 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:15,584 Has she been un-raped? 199 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,033 - What ? - Woaw,w ait a minute. 200 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:19,181 - Excuse me, she practically raped us. - Willa. 201 00:12:19,232 --> 00:12:20,249 Thank you. 202 00:12:20,316 --> 00:12:23,805 As I was saying, as the father of a major 203 00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:26,762 international superstar, I have been in legal quandaries 204 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,452 before pertaining to Rebecca. 205 00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:30,501 - Rebecca? - Banheart. 206 00:12:32,712 --> 00:12:34,202 Banheart. You're 207 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:37,619 - Jimmy Ray Banheart. - That's right. 208 00:12:37,742 --> 00:12:39,788 Rebecca Banheart 209 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,679 is a major brand 210 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:44,421 with the pop career, with the reality show, 211 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,993 with the specials and the clothing, and I have the same plans for Dawni. 212 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:50,980 Or at least I did. 213 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:52,904 Why would they vanish just because-- 214 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,647 Because you and your friend used her 215 00:12:55,756 --> 00:12:57,712 and you threw her away. You think that's funny? 216 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:58,849 Look at her! 217 00:12:58,972 --> 00:13:00,200 After this thing hits, 218 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,679 she will never be perceived 219 00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:03,811 as anything other than a little slut. 220 00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:06,166 - Daddy! - I'm sorry, baby, but that's the facts. 221 00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:09,853 How can we rectify this? 222 00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:11,893 It'll be rectified when you are out on the street 223 00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:14,739 begging for change instead of sitting here in the publisher's office. 224 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:17,838 If this whole thing never reached the legal system, you and I could come to 225 00:13:18,077 --> 00:13:20,205 some kind of understanding. 226 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,004 An understanding? 227 00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,602 What are you trying to do? 228 00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:27,997 Are you trying to bribe me from putting your ass in prison? 229 00:13:28,157 --> 00:13:29,581 You're trying to buy me? 230 00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:32,444 Do you have any idea how much money I make 231 00:13:32,538 --> 00:13:34,290 managing Rebecca Banheart? 232 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,922 It's not about money. 233 00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:37,894 This is about justice. 234 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,835 I didn't mean to suggest-- 235 00:13:40,537 --> 00:13:43,729 I just--You know, I thought what we do here might... 236 00:13:46,143 --> 00:13:47,473 help Dawni. 237 00:13:48,556 --> 00:13:51,529 Oh. You're going to give her a cover and it's all good. 238 00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:59,262 - Lucy. - What's wrong? 239 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,126 Oh. Uh, shoot. 240 00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:06,115 She wants to... 241 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:08,419 - Tell me. - to touch me. 242 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,281 What? 243 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,723 She wants to touch me. She wants to, um... 244 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:18,162 I don't know if I can. 245 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,196 Who, Don? 246 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:23,576 Abby. 247 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,550 All right. 248 00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:40,914 Do you remember Lynette? 249 00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:43,574 Your stepmother. I've met her. 250 00:14:43,954 --> 00:14:46,239 She was closer to my age than my dad's. 251 00:14:52,521 --> 00:14:54,069 Oh Don. 252 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:58,012 She was an actress. She was in Boom Boom, All the Tigers, Full Catastrophe. 253 00:14:58,184 --> 00:15:00,312 I think I made her feel younger. 254 00:15:01,928 --> 00:15:04,728 I was 14. She called me "little lover." 255 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,445 Sometimes I liked it. 256 00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:18,220 Don, you know none of that is your fault, right? 257 00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:22,077 No. 258 00:15:23,454 --> 00:15:25,018 No, Lucy, I don't. 259 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,227 No, Quinn, no. 260 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,439 I don't think you understand the reality of the situation. 261 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,758 If Teddy Chick doesn't want to hire the star of the number one sitcom, I-- 262 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,840 Well, what if Holt threatened to walk? 263 00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:44,523 You have your head so far up his ass. 264 00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:50,253 No. No, I'm sorry. 265 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,756 I know. Please? 266 00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:57,893 No, I am not going to be the new host of Deal Or No Deal. 267 00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:04,036 Nothing. 268 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,579 You know what? I have to go. 269 00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:07,284 You know what? Let's just book it. 270 00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:09,178 Okay. Nothing. 271 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,712 My favorite co-star. 272 00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:13,235 Hi, Johnny. 273 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,222 - Hey, Jeff. - Hey, Jules. 274 00:16:15,894 --> 00:16:17,600 - What up? - Nothing. 275 00:16:17,714 --> 00:16:21,234 They're trying to talk me into being the female lead in Hard Charger, but 276 00:16:21,319 --> 00:16:22,331 I don't know. 277 00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:24,121 I thought that was Amanda Peet. 278 00:16:27,309 --> 00:16:28,310 What? 279 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:32,003 That's just a funny freakin' name. Amanda Peet. 280 00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:34,584 Amanda Pe-et! 281 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:36,493 You guys are high. 282 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:38,350 It helps the work. 283 00:16:39,288 --> 00:16:40,837 - Are you working? - Yeah. 284 00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:43,716 We're writing a production draft to our movie. 285 00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:46,626 You're doing a Jeff Stagliano film? 286 00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:48,676 Got to keep 'em guessing. 287 00:16:48,837 --> 00:16:51,496 These scenes are going to make theBrown Bunny look likeBarney. 288 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:55,470 We're talking full-frontal hardcore penetration, non-linear, 289 00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:58,104 - radical polemic time. - Boom. 290 00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:01,139 Themes of death and loss and grief. 291 00:17:02,328 --> 00:17:03,986 Tons of pussy. 292 00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,526 That sounds great. 293 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,622 Gonna be awesome. 294 00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:11,548 Oh, you-- We've never worked together, Jeff? 295 00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:16,059 No. That's true. You've always been Julia Mallory, 296 00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,107 America's sweetheart. 297 00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:19,141 Yeah, well, I'm not really that anymore, am I? 298 00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:22,325 So what's the girl's part like? 299 00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:23,999 Oh, my God. 300 00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:28,380 That would be...holy shit. 301 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,420 But, dude... 302 00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:34,580 Right. 303 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:39,952 She's got to be super young for the shock value. 304 00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:42,267 And then she can't be a star. 305 00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,020 You can't see it coming. 306 00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:45,928 And when the thing happens... 307 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,970 Yeah, well, anyway, good luck with that. 308 00:17:49,409 --> 00:17:51,130 Hey, I'm gonna 309 00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:53,759 try to find an actress to take our order. 310 00:17:56,731 --> 00:17:57,753 Bye. 311 00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:01,539 You look hot, Jules. 312 00:18:05,982 --> 00:18:07,437 You raped me, 313 00:18:07,598 --> 00:18:08,944 you piece of shit. 314 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,885 - I what? - You raped me. 315 00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:15,609 Is it rape when you beg me to do you harder? 316 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:22,593 So, wait, you two have been dating, 317 00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:24,861 screwing for some time now. 318 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,025 Yes. 319 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:30,436 And you took home a 17-year-old girl and had sex with her. 320 00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:32,673 Well, yes, but she didn't really look-- 321 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:36,980 And she just happens to be Rebecca Banheart's little sister, 322 00:18:37,496 --> 00:18:40,000 meaning her father is that nutjob Ray Jimmy Banheart. 323 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,725 What does he want? 324 00:18:41,794 --> 00:18:43,338 He wants me in jail. 325 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,933 But he'll settle for three covers. 326 00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:47,920 Three? Jesus! 327 00:18:48,202 --> 00:18:51,581 I've always been mystified by the whole Rebecca Banheart phenomenon. 328 00:18:51,743 --> 00:18:53,870 What was the hook of the show? How stupid she is? 329 00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,372 Stupid is the new black. 330 00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:57,484 I think it was the tomato that clinched it. 331 00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:00,637 Well, somebody offered her a beefsteak tomato 332 00:19:00,719 --> 00:19:02,894 and she declined on account of being a vegetarian. 333 00:19:03,051 --> 00:19:06,571 And you were captivated by her underage sister. 334 00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:09,986 Wow. There are just so many levels here. 335 00:19:09,987 --> 00:19:12,020 Look, I know you're loving the torture, Spiller, 336 00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,928 but, really, our sex lives are of no business 337 00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:15,071 - Brent? - Yeah? 338 00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:16,364 - Shut up. - Yeah. 339 00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:19,554 Okay I have nothing on him in the vault, so we have to go out, we have to get 340 00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:22,681 every piece of imaginable dirt on Jimmy Ray Banheart. 341 00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:25,685 And cover the little songbirds while you're at it. 342 00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:28,193 I don't care how seemingly banal it is, just get it. 343 00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:29,945 Get medical, dental, whatever. 344 00:19:30,008 --> 00:19:31,510 Okay. I'm on my way. 345 00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:34,999 If this goes public, it could do some real damage to this magazine. 346 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,522 This is your problem-- both of you. 347 00:19:37,616 --> 00:19:38,946 You need to fix it. 348 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:42,623 - Oh, and Brent? - Yeah? 349 00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:44,438 We are so doing the sex issue: 350 00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:47,977 polybag, the triple-X. 351 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,639 Now jog in place. 352 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,763 Are you sure you're listening to my heart? 353 00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:01,391 Oh, that's cold and hard. 354 00:20:04,426 --> 00:20:07,195 Now open wide and say, "Ahh." 355 00:20:08,936 --> 00:20:11,298 Cut. Great, guys. Take five. We'll come back for the oral. 356 00:20:11,299 --> 00:20:12,988 Mr. Hergopian. 357 00:20:13,849 --> 00:20:15,460 No, I'm Johnson Long. 358 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:19,591 Your real name's Tim Hergopian. Born in Moose Jaw Saskatchewan, 1974. 359 00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:22,192 Could you not announce my citizenship status, huh? 360 00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:23,616 - Sorry. - What's up? 361 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,899 Where's Kitty Ryder? She's supposed to be starring opposite you. 362 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,649 I don't know. Before this film she never missed a day of work. 363 00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:31,276 Any idea where she is? 364 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:35,739 - Why? - My boss wants to do a story about her. 365 00:20:36,897 --> 00:20:38,071 Nah. Good luck finding her. 366 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,278 There's, like, 50 P. A. s driving all over town looking for her right now. 367 00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:43,621 Lucy wants a story. 368 00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:50,787 Oh, I'm sorry, man. I gotta chub up for the oral. 369 00:20:50,943 --> 00:20:52,070 Okay. 370 00:20:57,177 --> 00:20:58,648 I hurt my back, 371 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:00,854 and when I woke up it was like 372 00:21:02,184 --> 00:21:03,842 the world was over me. 373 00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:06,945 I'm not over you. 374 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,698 Oh, God, I'm so not over you. 375 00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:13,614 Every time the Goddamn doorbell rings I think it might be you. 376 00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:17,103 Sorry. 377 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:19,857 I just disappeared. 378 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,323 No. You got clean. That's huge. 379 00:21:24,464 --> 00:21:25,825 I hate it. 380 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:28,015 I can't handle real. 381 00:21:28,907 --> 00:21:30,737 I think you can. 382 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:37,079 Make love to me straight. 383 00:21:45,406 --> 00:21:46,677 Don't get high, 384 00:21:47,162 --> 00:21:48,194 but don't go. 385 00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:50,823 Make love with me. 386 00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:52,810 I need it. 387 00:21:53,286 --> 00:21:54,397 And then us. 388 00:21:54,491 --> 00:21:58,152 Look, this doesn't happen to me, 389 00:21:59,721 --> 00:22:01,833 but I love you. I'm in love with you, Julia. 390 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,055 - Fix me. - No. 391 00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:06,814 Please. Please, fix me. 392 00:22:06,829 --> 00:22:08,378 Please. I need the soft. 393 00:22:08,722 --> 00:22:10,318 Then I'll make you come so good. 394 00:22:10,385 --> 00:22:13,311 It's not-- You're not hearing me. 395 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,738 I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore that part because 396 00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:20,805 I only love you when I'm high. 397 00:22:22,244 --> 00:22:24,591 I don't love you. I love Holt. 398 00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:28,158 Fix me. 399 00:22:28,866 --> 00:22:31,166 - You're a Goddamn user. - Please! 400 00:22:31,354 --> 00:22:34,264 You use me, use my dope, then go back and use your boyfriend. 401 00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,699 You are gonna die using-- the people, the dope. 402 00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:47,630 Just sell me a Goddamn bag of tar. 403 00:22:53,627 --> 00:22:54,848 It's on me. Get out. 404 00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:10,403 - Hey, Curtis. Willa. - Hey, Will. 405 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:15,104 - I need a favor. - I can't. I'm stepping into a meeting. 406 00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:17,647 No, you're not. Look across the street. 407 00:23:20,503 --> 00:23:21,669 Busted. 408 00:23:23,267 --> 00:23:26,127 You know, this whole tabloid stalker-razzi thing? 409 00:23:26,224 --> 00:23:27,986 It's getting a little creepy. 410 00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:30,609 - I actually do have drinks. - Just give me two minutes. 411 00:23:30,696 --> 00:23:34,105 All right. What's up? One of our artists bangin' a tranny? 412 00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:36,516 Probably, but that's not why I'm here. 413 00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:39,880 I need anything on the Banhearts, especially the father. 414 00:23:40,214 --> 00:23:43,009 He was a faith healer in Alabama or something. 415 00:23:43,201 --> 00:23:45,975 One day God spoke to him and said that Rebecca's double- 416 00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:48,498 D's were meant to be bouncing around in bad music videos. 417 00:23:48,614 --> 00:23:50,400 That was it. He started managing them both, 418 00:23:50,477 --> 00:23:53,347 and in about a year Rebecca was on the cover of magazines, 419 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:57,231 "Stick It To Ya" was on the charts, the reality show was in the works. 420 00:23:57,413 --> 00:23:58,502 What about the mother? 421 00:23:58,599 --> 00:23:59,737 They got divorced years ago. 422 00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:03,307 I think she still gets a piece of the royalties or something. 423 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,057 Sure hope I can score today. 424 00:24:12,199 --> 00:24:15,371 Oh, you'll score. It's a sure thing. 425 00:24:15,506 --> 00:24:22,511 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh! Yeah. 426 00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:34,726 - Kenny? - Don? 427 00:24:35,124 --> 00:24:36,305 Don, is that you? 428 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,809 It's me, Kenny. Can you hear me? 429 00:24:38,886 --> 00:24:40,903 Don, where am I? 430 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,133 I don't like it. Please help me. 431 00:24:43,445 --> 00:24:46,851 - I'm sorry, Kenny. - Don, it's a-- 432 00:24:47,105 --> 00:24:49,089 Come back, lover. 433 00:24:49,182 --> 00:24:50,626 Lynette? 434 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:53,613 Please, Don. I don't feel safe. 435 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:57,215 Don? Donnie? Is that you? 436 00:24:58,024 --> 00:25:00,232 Little Lover. 437 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:10,432 Come here, Donnie. I've missed you so much. 438 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,359 Miss me? 439 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,791 Don? 440 00:25:20,737 --> 00:25:22,818 I brought cookies from work. 441 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,132 Finikia, the little Greek ones. 442 00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:34,083 Uh, Abby, I'm really glad it's you. 443 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,759 I'm glad you're glad. 444 00:25:36,658 --> 00:25:40,723 - Can I come in? - Yeah. Okay. 445 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:42,732 Oh, yeah! 446 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:46,919 - Whatcha you doing? - Watching porn. It's for work. 447 00:25:47,015 --> 00:25:48,479 Oh, really? 448 00:25:48,575 --> 00:25:52,077 - Kitty Ryder, she's the queen of porn. - You are a big boy. 449 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,870 She decided to quit. Now I have to take her picture. 450 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,079 Why are you watching all of her movies? 451 00:25:57,175 --> 00:26:00,106 - I think she's beautiful. - Oh, me too. 452 00:26:00,238 --> 00:26:02,877 Extra point! Unh! 453 00:26:04,151 --> 00:26:07,904 - Can I watch with you? - Sure. 454 00:26:09,617 --> 00:26:11,465 Oh, yeah! 455 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,154 Can I have a cookie? 456 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,287 I'm a decent astrologer. I'd like to do your chart. 457 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,657 - When's your birthday? - Tomorrow. 458 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,172 Tomorrow? 459 00:26:57,656 --> 00:26:58,864 Do you have plans? 460 00:26:58,974 --> 00:27:03,388 I was gonna get a cake and let little Tristan lick some of the frosting off. 461 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:06,762 - Do you like cake? - I like cake. 462 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:12,559 I like it with whipped cream frosting on 463 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:15,311 and I like it with berries on. 464 00:27:15,578 --> 00:27:19,872 One time, Lucy got a cake from Sweet Lady Jane. 465 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,456 Oh, I wanted to stick my face into that. 466 00:27:23,686 --> 00:27:26,245 I wanted the whole thing to myself. 467 00:27:27,065 --> 00:27:28,910 Let me bring you a cake, Don. 468 00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:32,652 'Kay. 469 00:27:41,171 --> 00:27:43,133 Come on! 470 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:57,329 It's the door. 471 00:28:01,615 --> 00:28:03,486 Don, I need to talk to you. 472 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,545 - Oh, God. - Hello, Lucy. 473 00:28:07,668 --> 00:28:08,887 Hello, Abby. 474 00:28:08,969 --> 00:28:12,277 - I guess you're still real. - I am, thank you. And you? 475 00:28:12,402 --> 00:28:14,637 I need to talk to Don for a minute. 476 00:28:15,157 --> 00:28:16,459 I'll be in the kitchen. 477 00:28:18,682 --> 00:28:21,815 Don, have you been following me? 478 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,423 - Have you been taking my picture? - No. Was I supposed to? 479 00:28:25,477 --> 00:28:28,519 No. Did you take this picture? 480 00:28:28,726 --> 00:28:31,909 No, Lucy, I would never take this picture. 481 00:28:32,048 --> 00:28:34,699 The composition is bad, the light's terrible, 482 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:38,444 and it's pixilated, which means it's digital, and I don't like digital. 483 00:28:38,571 --> 00:28:42,027 Mm, it looks like it's been taken by a security camera, a cheap one. 484 00:28:42,082 --> 00:28:45,253 Probably a nanny camera, something from the spy store. 485 00:28:46,085 --> 00:28:48,463 - I'm sorry. - Why? 486 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:54,488 - Do you understand what this is? - Yeah. Do you like him? 487 00:28:58,158 --> 00:29:02,165 Somebody is taking your picture and you didn't know they were taking it. 488 00:29:02,234 --> 00:29:05,230 Yes. Someone is trying to do something to scare me. 489 00:29:05,306 --> 00:29:06,808 They're doing what we do. 490 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:15,633 Holt. Look at me. 491 00:29:18,081 --> 00:29:21,116 Look, I'm sorry it didn't work out with Hard Charger. 492 00:29:21,170 --> 00:29:23,521 I don't give a shit about Hard Charger. 493 00:29:23,617 --> 00:29:26,487 I just went to Garbo's and I scored some dope. 494 00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:29,427 - Oh, for Christ's sake, Julia! - Look, there it is. 495 00:29:29,446 --> 00:29:32,005 - Come on. What are you doing? - That's the purest shit 496 00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:35,109 she's ever given me. And that's enough to put me in a coma. 497 00:29:35,181 --> 00:29:36,698 Wait, so you're seeing her again? 498 00:29:36,753 --> 00:29:40,484 No. I'm not seeing her. And I haven't touched the dope. 499 00:29:41,222 --> 00:29:44,851 I'm seeing you. I'm seeing the man I love 500 00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:48,390 in front of me, disappearing into his stardom... 501 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,585 just the way I did. And maybe you have to go through with it. 502 00:29:51,653 --> 00:29:54,947 It doesn't matter. It's not about that. It's about whether the two of us 503 00:29:55,056 --> 00:29:56,300 are gonna make it. 504 00:29:57,266 --> 00:30:00,906 Separately, together... 505 00:30:02,313 --> 00:30:04,065 - Julia-- - Listen, listen. 506 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:09,453 In my program, they talk about doing 507 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:13,793 a searching and fearless moral inventory, and, 508 00:30:14,118 --> 00:30:16,815 oh, my God, I'd been blowing it off 509 00:30:16,931 --> 00:30:18,681 because do I not want to look 510 00:30:18,722 --> 00:30:21,319 at all the ways that I have wronged people, 511 00:30:21,393 --> 00:30:23,396 and I've sold my own self short. 512 00:30:24,013 --> 00:30:25,361 Everywhere I look, 513 00:30:25,496 --> 00:30:28,713 I see someone I've hurt or someone who's hurt me, 514 00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:30,497 and I know I've hurt you. 515 00:30:32,019 --> 00:30:35,005 I know I have. I know you were honest with me 516 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:36,587 about the accident, 517 00:30:37,099 --> 00:30:41,626 and I just want to be honest with you and see if there is some ground zero 518 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,211 in this relationship. 519 00:30:47,057 --> 00:30:48,916 I slept with Johnny Gage. 520 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,087 And you saw it. 521 00:30:53,426 --> 00:30:55,175 And my God, Holt, I can't-- 522 00:30:55,252 --> 00:30:58,160 I can't tell you how sick I've been about it, 523 00:30:58,295 --> 00:31:02,874 how afraid I've been that you'd leave if I brought it up or if it got out, 524 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,719 what that would do to us. 525 00:31:05,241 --> 00:31:09,082 I kept thinking if I just get high enough, maybe it would go away, 526 00:31:09,179 --> 00:31:11,026 and it-- it doesn't matter right now. 527 00:31:11,122 --> 00:31:13,580 I was roofied or drugged with something. 528 00:31:15,098 --> 00:31:19,047 But for all I know, I was just drunk and high. 529 00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:20,973 And I slept with him. 530 00:31:21,122 --> 00:31:24,895 Because we were working together, and isn't that just what we do? 531 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:28,786 We pretend until it crosses over, and suddenly, 532 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,706 we've wrecked our whole lives. 533 00:31:31,376 --> 00:31:34,064 I mean, we walk around, playing make-believe, 534 00:31:34,154 --> 00:31:38,103 never really thinking about what's gonna happen when we go off-book. 535 00:31:40,569 --> 00:31:42,057 I'm sorry, Holt. 536 00:31:43,642 --> 00:31:46,529 I am just so sorry. 537 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:01,064 Listen to me. 538 00:32:04,327 --> 00:32:08,308 - I'm gonna get the sex tape back. - Okay. 539 00:32:11,525 --> 00:32:13,914 And then we're gonna start from scratch. 540 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:15,586 All right? 541 00:32:16,428 --> 00:32:17,839 Brand new. Right there. 542 00:32:27,831 --> 00:32:29,018 Madame Editor... 543 00:32:30,739 --> 00:32:34,476 The only thing more annoying than you being your authentic self, 544 00:32:34,543 --> 00:32:36,372 is you kissing my ass. 545 00:32:36,624 --> 00:32:38,409 What a kind thought. 546 00:32:38,514 --> 00:32:42,440 I'm worried that you're gonna turn this Jimmy Ray Banheart character down flat. 547 00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:45,815 You really think that we should tank the magazine,and agree to do three 548 00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:48,358 covers on an underage slut who can't sing. 549 00:32:48,494 --> 00:32:51,684 If her father can take us down, yes. Yeah. 550 00:32:51,812 --> 00:32:53,574 You mean if the father can take you down. 551 00:32:53,647 --> 00:32:56,019 If you didn't think this scandal could seriously damage the magazine, 552 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,734 you wouldn't be dealing with him at all. 553 00:32:57,735 --> 00:32:59,206 I'm not out of moves. 554 00:32:59,335 --> 00:33:02,478 And so what. If he goes public, I'll just, you know... 555 00:33:02,574 --> 00:33:04,597 dump it on you, and fire your ass. 556 00:33:04,848 --> 00:33:09,180 Are you really gonna force me to be the one to remind you that, a few weeks ago, 557 00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:11,914 I put myself between you and an armed gunman? 558 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,802 I will make you a promise. 559 00:33:14,499 --> 00:33:18,682 This will be the last time that your dick takes up this much of my time. 560 00:33:22,076 --> 00:33:24,028 Don! Are you ready? 561 00:33:24,165 --> 00:33:26,270 Hold on! Just one second. 562 00:33:31,026 --> 00:33:32,372 Here you go, buddy. 563 00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:35,792 Okay. 564 00:33:36,199 --> 00:33:38,030 Now close your eyes. 565 00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,256 Okay. 566 00:34:03,144 --> 00:34:04,265 Surprise! 567 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,147 Wow, you really did bring cake! 568 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,088 I know the baker. 569 00:34:13,712 --> 00:34:17,132 I thought, um, the way you described your love of cake, 570 00:34:17,468 --> 00:34:18,990 I thought...maybe... 571 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,054 I don't know. 572 00:34:47,122 --> 00:34:51,190 He seems creepy to me, but he's got no record. He's got no D. U. I.'s, 573 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,542 no big tax investigations, 574 00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:54,944 he never went all the way with his high school sweetheart, 575 00:34:55,003 --> 00:34:56,487 and he's a damn good manager. 576 00:34:56,578 --> 00:34:58,915 He got Rebecca signed, and got her magazine covers, 577 00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:00,817 before she even had a publicist. 578 00:35:00,941 --> 00:35:03,531 - Hollywood Digest. - Yeah. Three covers. 579 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:08,722 - Oh, God... - Holy shit! 580 00:35:08,953 --> 00:35:10,650 He pimped Rebecca out, too. 581 00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:13,462 Under which editor? 582 00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:14,916 Ray Patterson. 583 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,077 Ray Patterson. 584 00:35:20,145 --> 00:35:22,766 You wanna ask my forgiveness for the way you treated me? 585 00:35:22,846 --> 00:35:24,307 I thought I treated you well. 586 00:35:24,365 --> 00:35:27,715 You climbed over my smoldering corpse to get a promotion. 587 00:35:28,577 --> 00:35:30,042 Don't be a baby. 588 00:35:30,304 --> 00:35:34,316 - You told me you had feelings for me. - I didn't say which feelings. 589 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:41,392 So. Three covers on Rebecca Banheart, without even an album to tie them to. 590 00:35:41,457 --> 00:35:44,300 You know how it is, Lucy. Sometimes, you invent a cover girl. 591 00:35:44,381 --> 00:35:45,611 Look at your prom girl murder. 592 00:35:45,721 --> 00:35:47,063 Or there's always the 593 00:35:47,118 --> 00:35:50,810 "Blackmail the horny editor, "after he bangs your underage daughter" trick. 594 00:35:50,947 --> 00:35:53,323 I think we're done here, Lucy. As if we weren't already. 595 00:35:53,377 --> 00:35:55,701 - I have enough to run the story. - Then run it. 596 00:35:55,782 --> 00:35:59,117 I'll deny it. They'll deny it. It's a double-amputee. No legs. 597 00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:01,522 I know you don't trust me, Ray. I don't blame you. 598 00:36:02,164 --> 00:36:05,144 Look, I'd walk over you again, if I had the choice. 599 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:07,597 But they're doing the same thing to us. 600 00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:13,091 I'm not asking you to confirm. I just...want you to look at me. 601 00:36:16,796 --> 00:36:18,272 Just tell me I'm wrong. 602 00:36:23,104 --> 00:36:24,395 I owe you one. 603 00:36:24,896 --> 00:36:26,008 Yeah, right. 604 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,365 Hello. 605 00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:52,355 Oh, yes! Yes. Thank you. 606 00:36:52,741 --> 00:36:56,458 Yeah, I really appreciate it, Tom. You can fax it. Thank you. 607 00:36:58,534 --> 00:36:59,778 Kitty Ryder. 608 00:37:03,727 --> 00:37:05,176 Did ya get what you need? 609 00:37:07,607 --> 00:37:08,646 Yup. 610 00:37:12,368 --> 00:37:16,587 Um...excuse me, Kitty. Hi. 611 00:37:17,885 --> 00:37:19,400 My real name's Megan. 612 00:37:20,645 --> 00:37:22,503 I was wondering who it would be. 613 00:37:23,198 --> 00:37:26,592 My name is Willa McPherson. I'm writing a story for a magazine. 614 00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:29,039 Do you mind if I talk to you for a sec? 615 00:37:29,107 --> 00:37:30,159 Of course. 616 00:37:30,256 --> 00:37:33,373 Okay. Um, can my friend take some photos? 617 00:37:34,107 --> 00:37:35,149 Sure. 618 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:38,725 Can I ask you why you're leaving? 619 00:37:39,077 --> 00:37:40,201 I mean, is it.. 620 00:37:40,387 --> 00:37:43,372 is it the objectification, or the humiliation? 621 00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:47,148 Oh, gosh. You're all in knots, aren't you? 622 00:37:49,113 --> 00:37:50,389 Yes. I am. 623 00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:55,159 I didn't leave because it was so bad. 624 00:37:55,652 --> 00:37:57,965 I left because it was so good. 625 00:37:58,753 --> 00:38:00,671 Too good. Too much. 626 00:38:01,368 --> 00:38:03,336 That's all that was wrong with it. 627 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,668 How can you let go of desire, when... 628 00:38:05,852 --> 00:38:09,743 every desire you've ever had is being met on an hourly basis? 629 00:38:11,034 --> 00:38:15,291 I was attached to the sex and the money. 630 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,595 So I was attached to the grief I felt, at the end of the day, 631 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:24,233 when it wasn't enough. 632 00:38:24,767 --> 00:38:26,635 If you want nothing, 633 00:38:27,786 --> 00:38:29,490 you fear nothing. 634 00:38:30,405 --> 00:38:32,688 You need nothing. 635 00:38:38,662 --> 00:38:42,206 - Jimmy Ray. Deena. - Dawni. 636 00:38:42,649 --> 00:38:43,805 Oh, right. 637 00:38:44,007 --> 00:38:46,849 But soon, you're hoping the whole world will know your name, 638 00:38:46,904 --> 00:38:48,951 after the big covers and all. Isn't that right? 639 00:38:49,048 --> 00:38:51,248 Oh, I was thinkin' more about the name 640 00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:54,350 Lucy Spiller bein' synonymous with statutory rape. 641 00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:59,218 Oh, I don't love being blackmailed by some snake-oil salesman 642 00:38:59,273 --> 00:39:03,165 who pimps out both his underage girls to jump-start their careers. 643 00:39:03,254 --> 00:39:05,235 Hey, Rebecca's got nothing to do with this. 644 00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:06,320 Really. 645 00:39:06,688 --> 00:39:08,903 'Cause I think it would make a great cover. 646 00:39:09,038 --> 00:39:13,776 Yeah. "Sleazy Father Blackmails to Launch "Talentless Star to Power." 647 00:39:13,961 --> 00:39:17,359 "100 Million Dollar Industry "Built On Shameless Lie." 648 00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:19,256 The numbers would be so big. 649 00:39:26,479 --> 00:39:27,975 You wanna play? 650 00:39:28,226 --> 00:39:29,757 Cool. We'll play. 651 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:33,846 Let's see what this little story does to DirtNow. 652 00:39:37,945 --> 00:39:39,727 Oh, and, uh, CNN? 653 00:39:39,804 --> 00:39:43,029 They're gonna love Brent's perp walk through the lobby. 654 00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:44,563 I can play chicken, too. 655 00:39:46,275 --> 00:39:47,351 Uh, sweetie? 656 00:39:48,237 --> 00:39:50,194 You forgot your birth certificate. 657 00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:52,722 What? 658 00:39:53,155 --> 00:39:54,303 Mommy faxed it over. 659 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:56,539 I think she might have been under the impression that 660 00:39:56,578 --> 00:39:58,687 I need it, to send her a royalty check. 661 00:39:58,939 --> 00:39:59,953 My bad. 662 00:40:00,054 --> 00:40:03,632 Would you mind if I... take a look? 663 00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:09,400 Bitch is 19. 664 00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:13,063 Yeah, you're still a pervert. You're just not a rapist. 665 00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:16,487 And I'm still tempted to do that other cover. 666 00:40:18,844 --> 00:40:19,924 What you want? 667 00:40:19,975 --> 00:40:23,924 As long as I have first look at anything Rebecca Banheart does, 668 00:40:24,329 --> 00:40:26,264 and I mean anything... 669 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,668 - You see that? - Oh... 670 00:40:36,723 --> 00:40:39,227 - She digs me. - Don't even. 671 00:41:03,876 --> 00:41:05,458 Who let you in? 672 00:41:05,747 --> 00:41:07,826 I'm a big movie star, remember? 673 00:41:09,376 --> 00:41:10,540 That's right. 674 00:41:11,476 --> 00:41:13,192 I want the sex tape back. 675 00:41:16,354 --> 00:41:17,683 Close the door. 676 00:41:24,271 --> 00:41:27,155 Wait in the vault. I'll be done in just a minute. 677 00:42:05,154 --> 00:42:06,767 Here's the original tape. 678 00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:08,803 And the one copy. 679 00:42:10,222 --> 00:42:11,304 That's it. 680 00:42:12,341 --> 00:42:13,778 Oh, it's that easy, huh? 681 00:42:15,341 --> 00:42:16,831 It's that easy. 682 00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:21,840 Is this really the tape? 683 00:42:23,797 --> 00:42:25,615 You want me to prove it to you? 684 00:44:24,427 --> 00:44:25,877 Paid in full. 685 00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:52,279 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 686 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,338 _/Yellow Sub_ contact@yellowsubteam.com