1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:02,466 [Don] Hi, I'm Don Konkey. 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:06,027 Some people think the sex at Dirt Now is a little much. 3 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:07,334 That's bullshit. 4 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:11,741 That's my friend and editor Lucy Spiller having sex. 5 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:16,771 Lucy's stalker left her a photo of her and Holt having, well, sex, 6 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,817 which she chose not to share with him. 7 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,950 That's Julia Mallory. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:26,481 She 's been having a trouble getting her career going since she left rehab. 9 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:30,495 - So, what's the girl's part like? - She's gotta be super young. 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,697 I'm gonna get the sex tape back. 11 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,235 [Julia moaning] 12 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:39,135 Here's the original tape. 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,140 I don't think Willa's threesome went over very well with Lucy. 14 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,041 This is your problem. You need to fix it. 15 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,671 Donny, is that you? 16 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,215 [baby talk] Little Lover? 17 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:53,411 I came clean about a secret that's been bothering me for years. 18 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:54,851 She called me Little Lover. 19 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:57,286 Your stepmother? I've met her. 20 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,917 Sometimes I liked it. 21 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:02,517 Don, you know none of that is your fault, right? 22 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:04,961 No, Lucy, I don't. 23 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,098 [Don] We all struggle to stay sane. 24 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:17,105 I'm schizophrenic, so for me it's harder. 25 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,576 I focus on getting the shot. 26 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,410 I focus on getting the story. 27 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:26,179 - Oh, my God, Don, you're bleeding. - It's his blood. I got it on me. 28 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,550 Wait a minute. Whose blood? 29 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,384 Whose blood, Don? 30 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,288 Jesus, Don, what did you do? 31 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:42,195 But this shot, this story? It'll wreck me. 32 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:46,068 This is the story of how it all fell apart. 33 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:55,340 It's the story of misplaced trust... 34 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,975 [Lucy] Of deception and betrayal, 35 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,576 not by our enemies, but by our friends. 36 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:05,420 It's the story of America's favorite spoiled celebutantes. 37 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,586 The inseparable Tuesday Nelson and Lulu Cagle, 38 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,323 famous for being famous. 39 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,729 We want to shop where they shop... 40 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,665 [photographers shouting] 41 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,067 ...party where they party... 42 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,340 ...wear what they wear... 43 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:27,072 ...and get up close and personal with Lulu's fiancé, boho artist Tommy Spiro, 44 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,605 who pisses on the press, won't sit for an interview 45 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:32,810 and is currently getting it on the side 46 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,946 from his true love's best friend forever, Tuesday. 47 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,252 [staff chattering] 48 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,882 My source is solid. 49 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,860 If we move fast enough, we can expose this little bastard 50 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,363 before he ruins this precious friendship. 51 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:49,197 OK, this is our cover. Fly, my little monkeys. 52 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:05,710 [camera shutter clicking rapidly] 53 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,818 Look what somebody threw away. A perfectly good camera. 54 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,192 - Too bad it's got shit all over it. - No, no, no, no! 55 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:21,632 It's our yard! You don't litter in our yard, homes. Huh? 56 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,999 Remember these two faces. I don't want to see you around here again. 57 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,631 Oh, no, my camera! My camera... 58 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,640 [# Debby Holiday: Dig Deep] 59 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:46,757 MTV is auctioning off props from 1 8 seasons worth of Real World sets. 60 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,987 I want to do a "best of" list. 61 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,690 OK, I'll have one of the interns go through the DVDs. 62 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,097 - No, I want you to do it. - That's busy work. 63 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,658 Then get busy. 64 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,802 Already? I don't pay you enough. 65 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:08,404 - I didn't get everything you need. - No, you didn't. 66 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:12,747 - Don, I need her with Tommy. - I'm going back. 67 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,844 - All right, I'm sorry. I love you. - Ow! 68 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,048 What? 69 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:21,919 I fell over. 70 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:25,555 - You fell over? - No. 71 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,499 It was a couple of guys. 72 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,469 - It's not a great neighborhood. - You got mugged? 73 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,973 I'm OK, but they took my camera. 74 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,704 All right, we'll take care of it. Here, Don. 75 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,406 I want you to carry this. 76 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,848 It's a stun gun, 300,000 volts. 77 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:50,016 -OK? - No, Lucy, you keep it. 78 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:51,522 It's all right, it's my spare. 79 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,321 It's OK. 80 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,923 How does it feel? 81 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:00,295 I don't know, and you don't need to find out. Don! 82 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:03,392 This will mess with your nervous system. Please, I'm serious. 83 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,198 Don't play with it. 84 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,239 - OK. - Don... 85 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,104 I know. 86 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:17,479 All right, just this once while I'm here. Just on the leg! 87 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,046 - Ow! - Oh, God. 88 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,553 [laughs] Ow! 89 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,387 Ow. [laughs] 90 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,131 - Fun's over. - OK. 91 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,660 Thanks, Lucy. 92 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,772 Oh, God. 93 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,003 [soft rock plays] 94 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,178 How do you want to do this? 95 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,741 I don't know. 96 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,481 Battery acid? 97 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,617 It never was. 98 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,227 We won't talk about it. 99 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,859 - Pinky swear. - [chuckles] 100 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,300 Come on, pinky swear. 101 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:15,307 Like Men in Black with the flashing light that erases your memory? 102 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,899 Yep. 103 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,338 Or we could just burn it. 104 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,195 [lighter opens, lights] 105 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,481 Your turn. 106 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,021 Easy there, tough guy. 107 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,064 [sighs] 108 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,931 - Is that it? - I think so. 109 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:18,503 Unless you have something else you want to break. 110 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,267 What else you got? 111 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,208 [cell phone beeping] 112 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,816 - Hey, my brother. - Hey. 113 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:44,590 - Tuesday and Lulu in the house? - For sure. 114 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,895 - Tommy? - Nope. Lulu tossed this though. 115 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,198 You know that show they're doing, right? Got today's call times. 116 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,398 - Hundred bucks. - Fifty? 117 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:57,042 OK. 118 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,705 Thanks. 119 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:07,451 Want to buy a security tape? 120 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,886 - No. - Celebrity upskirts. 121 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,617 I'm good. 122 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:20,826 Don Konkey. You hear about this psycho? 123 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,130 He cut off his pinky for a cover shot. 124 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,636 Spiller's got you by the balls, donkey boy! 125 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,798 Hey, assface! 126 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:30,934 How much you'd get for your little finger? The bitch pay up? 127 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:37,109 Collin De Quisto. Last sale, Jessica on the beach, $1,000, nonexclusive. 128 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,651 If you'd stayed longer that day, 129 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,584 you'd have got her and Nick's reunion. 130 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:45,613 Bauer-Griffin got $50,000 for that. Double with international syndication. 131 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,285 That's your problem. You got no follow-through. 132 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:52,260 Screw you, Konkey! 133 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,937 Remember these two faces. 134 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:07,769 [photographers shouting] 135 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,591 Tina Harrod pulled her cover on Denise Richards. 136 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,492 I can't confirm it, but I'm guessing Tu-Lu and Tommy. 137 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,429 - Does she have pictures? - Called around the agencies. 138 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,831 Nothing's come in, but my source says she's holding the cover open. 139 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:32,064 - She seems pretty confident. - Well, it's not over yet. 140 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:35,231 What's the name of that animal charity that Tuesday fronts? 141 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:40,075 Friends of Fin, Feathers and Fur. They raised $25,000 in a day for a duckling 142 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,340 that had its neck broken by a beer bottle. 143 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,578 If only the homeless were a little cuter and fuzzier. 144 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:49,917 - You want me to squeeze the charity. - I know, however will I sleep? 145 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,650 [scoffs] 146 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,865 [man] Mr. Konkey? 147 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,237 Mr. Konkey? 148 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:12,604 I found this out there in front of the store. Is it yours? 149 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:14,839 No. 150 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,472 My name's Marqui. 151 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,380 How come you don't shoot digital? 152 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,947 That's not my lens cap. 153 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,351 Yeah, I know. 154 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,056 You get lots of covers. 155 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,758 I've heard of you. 156 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,563 I was just thinking, do you ever... 157 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,604 Need somebody to carry your stuff, or.... 158 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:39,671 No. 159 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:43,640 I don't want anything, any money or anything. 160 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,472 I just want to learn. 161 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,910 [tires screech] 162 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,447 Mr. Romero wants to talk to you. 163 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,882 Don't, it's G-1 3 Pictures. 164 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,748 - Is he with you? - No. 165 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,310 Get lost. 166 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,086 Get in. 167 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,489 [speaks Spanish] 168 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,488 Never mind. 169 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:07,930 The mountain will come to Mr. Konkey. 170 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,491 Sorry my shooters roughed you up. 171 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,469 Ozzy Romero. 172 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,768 You know, we're a new agency. 173 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,809 We need to make a splash. We own this story. 174 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,775 Now you need to find another one. 175 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,941 Now if you want to stick with this job, you're working for me. 176 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,780 Get whatever he shot. 177 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,580 Ah! 178 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:35,952 - Give it to me. - OK. OK. Here you go. 179 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:42,089 [sniffs] I got a job. 180 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,728 [laughs] 181 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,170 Let me know if you change your mind. 182 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,764 I'll throw in a bonus to cover the damages to your car. 183 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:50,866 [laughs] 184 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:56,538 [rock music plays] 185 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:05,817 - You want some of that? - Hey! Hey! Hey! 186 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:10,893 I press "send" and your license plates go to the police. 187 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,107 You got my number. 188 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,802 [speaks Spanish] 189 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,345 [engine starts] 190 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,146 [tires squeal] 191 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,862 You need me to give you a ride? 192 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,066 OK. 193 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,404 Here, let me help you with your bags. 194 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,518 Wow. 195 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,485 [indistinct chatter] 196 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,987 Is this yours? 197 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,429 - Mm-hmm. - Photoshop? 198 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,504 No. 199 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:32,009 - Don? - Oh, hey, Lucy. 200 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,306 This yours? 201 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,544 He gave me a ride 'cause those guys wrecked my car. 202 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,381 Marqui Jackson. It's a pleasure, Miss Spiller. 203 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,650 OK. What? The guys who mugged you? 204 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,193 Mm-hmm. They're photographers. 205 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,697 - Ozzy Romero, G-1 3 Pictures. - Ozzy hires gang-bangers, Miss Spiller. 206 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,063 I gave you a stun gun. Use it. 207 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,962 Yeah, there were four of them. I think he did the right thing. 208 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,905 There's a kitchen over there. Why don't you help yourself? 209 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:05,671 Don, come here. How's your shoulder? 210 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:09,475 Did you call the police? Let me deal with that. 211 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:14,884 OK. Here's Tuesday's cell-phone number. What else do you need? 212 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,515 A new windshield, tempered glass and two new tires 213 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,684 and... and... and.... and little Tristan needs worming. 214 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,423 All right, sweetheart, I meant to finish the story. And what's with the bag boy? 215 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,261 He just wants to learn. 216 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,999 - Marcus! Oh. - Marqui. 217 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,738 Come on in. 218 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,575 OK, you do food runs, carry his bags. 219 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,941 You drive him around. 220 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:45,074 He wants you to worm his kitty, you worm his kitty. 221 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,516 - You work for Dirt. Don't screw up. - Yes, ma'am. 222 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,213 I mean, no, ma'am. 223 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,518 We're down to the wire. Do what you have to do. 224 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,956 - Anything short of murder is fine. - OK. 225 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,393 Don, I'm just kidding. Just get the shot. 226 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,861 OK. 227 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,803 [door closes] 228 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,236 Hey, Chuck, it's me. 229 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,797 Do you know a gang-banger by the name of Ozzy Romero? 230 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:16,106 [voicemail] If you'd like to leave a message, press one. 231 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,275 If you'd like to page this person, press two. 232 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,717 - What are you doing? - T uesday's voicemail. 233 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:25,120 Its an Audix system. I can hack in through the admin box. 234 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,886 There's a default code. 235 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,394 [woman] Hey, Tooz, its Teresa, the second AD. 236 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,430 Tomorrow's call pushed to a half an hour. 237 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,661 [man] Hey, Tooz, you really wore me out last night, baby. 238 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,895 Call me. 239 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:41,906 [woman] Miss Nelson, this is Mrs. Blake from the rental agency. 240 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,239 The house is ready for you, and we've over-nighted the contract. 241 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,779 In case it gets lost, here 's the tracking number. 242 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,144 You wanted to see me? 243 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,706 Shut the door. 244 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,659 You've got to be kidding me. 245 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,626 That's what you called me in here for? 246 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,065 Well, you seemed a little tense today, so... 247 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,102 You thought bending me over your desk 248 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,331 for a round of pump the co-worker would help? 249 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,838 I thought you enjoyed our little get-togethers. 250 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,844 I do. I mean, I did. I... 251 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:25,983 - Did I do something wrong? - Could you just pull up your pants? 252 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,519 All I can think of is that you're out of toilet paper. 253 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:36,258 Look, you're a distraction. OK? I can't do this anymore. 254 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,058 If I don't get my shit together, I'm out of here. 255 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,225 - Willa, look, come on... - No, you're not listening to me. 256 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:46,203 She's got me watching videos of old reality shows. 257 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:50,605 This is the editorial equivalent of Chinese water torture. 258 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,440 Look, we had fun. Let's just call it... 259 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,911 Call it a day and cash out. 260 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,451 What just like that? Cold turkey? 261 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:03,545 - You don't want to wean off me? - No, look, I told you what I want. 262 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,385 I want to focus on work. 263 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:09,917 There are plenty of other women in the office who would gladly fill the role. 264 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:13,158 Terry needs to be followed with a mop every time you walk through. 265 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,357 Well, Terry... 266 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,129 And frankly, I don't really see myself 267 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,330 waking up next to those sideburns for the rest of my life. 268 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,408 [door opens, closes] 269 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,313 Hey. 270 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:40,748 We're looking for this tracking number. We have ten minutes. 271 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,487 Well, what are we looking for? 272 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,689 Tuesday's moving into a rental house. I need the address. 273 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:49,131 - lt'll be on the contract. - lsn't this illegal? 274 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,169 No, private businesses handling deliveries 275 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,536 are not covered by federal statutes, 276 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,939 You know, it's just against company policy. 277 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,877 It is illegal to damage mailboxes and pennies, though. 278 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:03,608 OK. 279 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,616 [bar-code scanner beeping] 280 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,782 At the store, why didn't you shoot Lulu and Tuesday? 281 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,223 That's not the story. 282 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,523 Yeah, but wouldn't you want to get the shot? 283 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,758 They just shoot. They don't think. 284 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,992 - [scanner pings] - I got it. 285 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,534 I got it! 286 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,869 You know, there used to be rules. 287 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,376 Don't become part of the story. 288 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,977 But they're just... You know, they got no patience. 289 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,540 They just rush in without knowing what it is they want to get. 290 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:44,282 I mean, they get a shot, but they don't get a story. 291 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,852 Stories are better. 292 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,791 You let Ozzy take your film. 293 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,801 Empty rolls. Always carry empty rolls. 294 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,838 You got something to give to security when they pull you over. 295 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,635 Is that why you don't shoot digital? 296 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,872 Oh. Ozzy's gonna be pissed. 297 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:16,677 [door opens] 298 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,346 No. 299 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,220 Aw, no! 300 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,293 [kitten meows] 301 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,124 Oh! No. Tristan! 302 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,755 [kitten meowing] 303 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,838 Shh, it's OK, baby. It's OK. 304 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,635 It's OK. Daddy's here. 305 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,234 It's OK. Come on, sweetheart. Come on. 306 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,144 Mr. Konkey? 307 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,246 Shh. Shh. 308 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:55,891 Where were you? I called and called. 309 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,122 You didn't come. 310 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,891 I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. 311 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,529 Don't look at me like that. 312 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,131 Shh. 313 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,650 G... Go. 314 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,483 Mmm... 315 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,923 What are you doing? What... Don't... no. Put that down! Put it down! 316 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,551 - Sorry... - Yeah... No... 317 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,288 Damn it, Jason! 318 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,297 It's my bathroom, too! 319 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,895 You exposed the film. You've ruined it! 320 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,527 I gotta pee! 321 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,935 - Go pee outside in the yard. - What? 322 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,236 Jason. Come here, sweetie. 323 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,071 You get away from him! 324 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,810 Do you think I'm pretty? 325 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,281 What's the matter, Little Lover? Jealous? 326 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,681 Get away from him! 327 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,313 You left for college, Don. 328 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,983 What? Did you think I was gonna wait for you? 329 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,118 Don? [laughs] 330 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,890 Jason, get away from her! 331 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:08,296 If you touch him, Lynette, I swear to God I'll kill you! 332 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:12,326 Get over here! I swear to God I'll kill you! Jason, get over here! 333 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,997 Jason, Come over here! Jason! 334 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,007 Get your ass over here! Get over here! 335 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,906 Don. 336 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,911 Are you all right? 337 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,077 I'm fine. 338 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:30,781 - Who's Jason? - He's my brother. 339 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,158 I have a brother. 340 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,999 - He's in jail. - Jason's in Oregon. 341 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,766 It's like jail but with trees. 342 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,503 You miss him? 343 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,440 Yeah. 344 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,913 They go over there. 345 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,154 Hey, Kitty Ryder. Nice. 346 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:28,107 Do you think Julia could have paid someone to follow you? 347 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,549 No, if she thought something was going on, she'd come out and ask. 348 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:36,781 - She doesn't set people up. - This is not a set-up. 349 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:41,450 You have half the photographers in Hollywood on payroll, 350 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,960 and you don't know who took this? 351 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,190 Yeah, that's bullshit. 352 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:50,401 You're always laying your traps, aren't you? Spinning your little webs. 353 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,334 And never have I met a more willing fly. 354 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,929 Yeah, well, not anymore. 355 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:59,466 That's right. "Paid in full." I remember. 356 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,774 Yeah, well, I thought we were done with this. 357 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,808 It's not that easy. 358 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,750 You know what this shit could do to me, right? 359 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:15,215 Do you know it wou... Oh, God. 360 00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:17,727 Do you know what it would do to me? 361 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:23,262 Can you stop thinking about yourself for one goddamn second? 362 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,701 I am the one being stalked here! 363 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,331 I'm the one who has a stranger in their house, 364 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,739 taking my picture, following me around 365 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:34,836 when I'm alone, when I'm sleeping and now with you. 366 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:38,474 I don't even know what he wants or what he's going to do next, 367 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:42,178 and you're thinking about yourself? 368 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:44,850 I'm sorry. 369 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:53,288 No, you're not. You think I deserve this somehow. 370 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,229 You can go. 371 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,573 [soft rock music plays] 372 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:16,217 You know why I'm the only guy that can make you come? 373 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:22,018 'Cause I'm the only one that hates you as much as you do. 374 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,463 Really? 375 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:30,228 Or do you just hate the fact that I'm the only one you can be yourself with? 376 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:08,001 It's light out. Get in the passenger side. 377 00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:19,380 Why? 378 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,818 People get nervous when they see a guy sitting in a parked car. 379 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,822 On the passenger side, looks like you're waiting for someone. 380 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,381 Oh. 381 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:31,728 What if she changed her mind and decided to go somewhere else? 382 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,728 How long are you going to wait? 383 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:40,069 Patience, persistence, and point of view. The three "P"s. 384 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,437 Like the three "R"s, but they're "P"s. 385 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,307 What's the longest you ever waited to get the shot? 386 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,904 I don't know. I don't think about it. 387 00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:54,145 That must be the hardest part of the job, huh? 388 00:25:57,822 --> 00:26:02,885 You never get time to sleep. You're always getting arrested. 389 00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:04,019 People spit on you. 390 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:08,054 And there's always someone new trying to steal your job. 391 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:15,997 My cousin, he's a house painter, he was up on a ladder 392 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:19,202 and he saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer sunbathing, 393 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:22,940 and he took a picture with his cell phone and sold it for $5,000. 394 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,775 - Lucky. - Luck. 395 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,217 It's not one of the three "P"s. 396 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,089 You ever take drugs to stay awake? 397 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,720 To stay sane. 398 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,569 I guess it helps to be a little crazy, huh? 399 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:04,219 - It's me. - Well, I recognize the voice. 400 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,554 You said you didn't want to wake up to sideburns, so... 401 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,888 That's why? 402 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,293 I wanted to show you that I was serious. 403 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,701 [scoffs] Well, I wasn't. 404 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,696 You... What? 405 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:23,206 Serious. About the sideburns. 406 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,037 I mean, I didn't like them, but that wasn't the deal-breaker. 407 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,776 - You didn't have to take me literally. - [laughs] 408 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:40,550 Listen, I got a sales call in San Francisco on Friday. 409 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,286 We could hop the corporate jet, 410 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:46,296 then hop down to this little bed and breakfast in Carmel for the weekend. 411 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:47,524 No, I don't think so. 412 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,362 - Come on, it'll be fun. - No. 413 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,764 Come on. 414 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,664 Let's not make this harder. 415 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:15,155 Would you mind if I showed you some... a few pictures that I took? 416 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:20,396 You don't have to. Just... 417 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,565 Tell me if they suck. 418 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:37,982 You got an eye. 419 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:50,755 This one, the way her hand covers his, 420 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:54,390 the way she leans up on the balls of her feet, 421 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:57,991 she needs him more, and she loves him more. 422 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:03,704 No, this is good photojournalism. 423 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,640 You got the story. 424 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,974 Yeah? You're not shitting me? 425 00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,570 I got an eye? 426 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:14,911 [laughs] That's great, that's great. 427 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:17,352 Because I mean, I stink at everything else. 428 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,390 So this is it. 429 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:22,426 It has to be, you know? 430 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:27,064 Hey, do you mind, uh... 431 00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:29,259 I won't be on you all the time or anything, 432 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,303 but you mind if I just show you stuff, get your opinion? 433 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:36,204 - OK. - Yeah? 434 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,641 Oh, thanks. Really. Thanks. 435 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:43,077 I know you can teach me stuff that's not in books. 436 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,480 [Lucy] Thanks for coming. 437 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:53,422 I welcome the opportunity to meet a new buyer, Ms. Spiller. 438 00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:55,516 - Lucy. - Lucy. 439 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,653 Well, Lucy, we're a new agency. We don't have a track record yet. 440 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,061 But we'll get there. 441 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,259 I hear you have a good relationship with the community 442 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:07,065 - from drug-dealing days, no offense. - Open secret. 443 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:11,006 - I'm hoping we can do business. - Nothing would make me happier. 444 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,044 You're not exclusive to my competition? 445 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:15,079 Not at all. 446 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,341 - If I made you an offer? - Door is wide open. 447 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:21,111 - Talking about the same photograph? - We are. 448 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,849 I'm not talking long lens or out of focus. I need a cover. 449 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,414 You'll see his tongue in her mouth. 450 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,552 - How much? - May l? 451 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:33,153 Mm-hmm. 452 00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,566 [cell phone beeps] 453 00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:38,761 Excuse me. 454 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,898 - [man speaks Spanish] - Sorry, business. You know. 455 00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:45,408 [speaking Spanish] 456 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:46,568 [man speaks Spanish] 457 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:54,243 I think we can make this happen. Impress me. 458 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:57,755 And here I thought I already did. 459 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:03,016 [door opens, closes] 460 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,598 - [cell phone ringing] - [urine trickling] 461 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:21,636 [Lucy] Hi, Ozzy Romero just promised me a cover before closing. 462 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,840 Yeah, he did time for dealing. 463 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,348 T oo dumb to do this on his own. 464 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,283 Has someone on the inside, someone he knows from T ommy. 465 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,584 - Where are you? - Outside Tuesday's rental. 466 00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:34,090 OK, forget about the house. Follow Ozzy's guys. 467 00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:36,820 Oh, and Don, he's using a two-way. 468 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:40,558 I got it. G-1 3 Pictures. Let's go. 469 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:43,760 We spent all night watching Tuesday's house. We're leaving? 470 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,063 Uh-huh. 471 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:59,650 Here's the book. I can't make the newsstand meeting. 472 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,685 We'll have to reschedule. 473 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:04,855 What, did you lose a bet? 474 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,221 - Lay off Willa. - Excuse me? 475 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:09,658 You had your fun. Let it go. 476 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:11,888 She's a good reporter. 477 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,826 She doesn't deserve to be watching Real World reruns. 478 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:17,333 Wow. Did you shave off your balls as well, Brent? 479 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:18,562 Will you lay off her? 480 00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:22,197 I can't have my staff thinking that a Barrow blow job is a hall pass. 481 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,970 She dumped me. Does she get points for that? 482 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,112 Yeah, a few. 483 00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:30,840 - Yeah. - Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 484 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:33,349 Want me to warm up a teapot and have a heart-to-heart? 485 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:35,079 We'd be one heart short. 486 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:38,714 Grow 'em back, Brent. Your balls, I mean. You'll feel better. 487 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,222 Julia? 488 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,133 Hi! It's Laura Baum. We met when I worked with Jonathan. 489 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:54,865 How are you? I was his assistant. 490 00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:56,839 Oh, of course. How are you? 491 00:32:56,908 --> 00:33:00,776 I'm good. Oh! Can I just say how great you look? 492 00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:03,541 Seriously, you look great! 493 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:07,744 Thanks. I was supposed to talk to Quinn about the Guy Ritchie project. 494 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,787 Quinn's on a conference call. 495 00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:13,984 He's hoping to join us later, but he's slammed. He's so sorry. 496 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:15,355 [cell phone rings] 497 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,054 Excuse me a second. 498 00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:20,029 What's the damage? 499 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:23,829 You're shitting me, right? $2,700? 500 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:25,869 It was a goddamn fender bender. 501 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,231 Right. Fine. 502 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,706 In case you are wondering, this is why people hate Greeks. 503 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,872 Uh, maybe I should call Quinn. 504 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:39,110 Oh, no, he's got me totally up to speed. $2,700! 505 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,117 I mean, that's after the deductible. 506 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,745 We let these people in our country, give them business, 507 00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:45,948 and it's like, "Thanks for the opportunity." 508 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,959 All right, so maybe we should just do this later. 509 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:53,794 No, I'm sorry, it's... [exhales deeply] Letting it go. 510 00:33:55,500 --> 00:34:00,460 The Guy Ritchie project. They love, love, love you. 511 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,503 But it's a pass. 512 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,340 It's a pass? 513 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:11,974 But that was a great meeting. I don't understand. 514 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,314 I know. It's not fair. 515 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:19,812 That said, how'd you like to be killed on CSI? 516 00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:24,328 What? Oh, Jesus! 517 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:25,589 It's a top-ten show. 518 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:29,462 I don't care. I don't want people thinking of me like that. 519 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:33,799 Julia, the problem is people aren't really thinking of you at all. 520 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,471 Get me in again. 521 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:39,270 Honey, I'm sorry. 522 00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:41,004 They're going a different way. 523 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,741 - Will you give Quinn a message? - Sure. 524 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:54,122 I love, love, love him, but I'm going a different way. 525 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,057 Tell him he's fired. 526 00:34:58,162 --> 00:35:01,325 [scoffs] Shit. 527 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,610 - [man 1] Hey, it's me. Is Ozzy there? - [man 2] Hold on. 528 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:17,841 You hear everything? 529 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,885 Yeah, they're using push-to-talk, 800 megahertz SMR spectrum. 530 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:25,116 [Ozzy] I need to see you kiss her. In good light. Sharp. 531 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:27,123 [man 1] Out front, then. Near the street. 532 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,716 That's gotta be the insider! You got him! 533 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,318 [Ozzy] How soon? 534 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,057 [man 1] This isn't a train. Just park yourself. 535 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,225 When we're ready, we'll get there. 536 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,268 - Drive. - Where we going? 537 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:41,428 Weren't you listening? "We'll come out." T ommy's the insider. 538 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:44,031 He's playing both girls for a headline. 539 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:52,879 - [door opens] - [Holt] Hey, babe! 540 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:55,951 Hey. 541 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,920 How'd it go? 542 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:01,755 Julia, hey. What's wrong? 543 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:07,025 They didn't want me. 544 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:12,559 Babe, come on. They're assholes. Hey, don't cry. 545 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:14,161 Come on. 546 00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:17,935 - She wants me to do CSI. - Who does? 547 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:22,173 Sally, Susie, whatever. Jonathan's old assistant. 548 00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:25,010 Jesus, I mean, last week, she was getting me water. 549 00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:27,744 Wait. So Quinn wasn't there? 550 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:31,948 - All right, I'm calling him. - No. I fired that jerk. 551 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,749 - You fired him? - Yeah. 552 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:39,963 God, I even paid Annmarie to dress me. 553 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:43,033 Hey. 554 00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,703 You look beautiful. 555 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,689 [Don] Keep still. 556 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,560 What if they set us up? 557 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,793 Why aren't they here? 558 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,562 They'll be here. 559 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,903 I could go back to her house. 560 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,502 Stay here. Be patient. 561 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:32,913 Just in case. Back-up. I mean, it's been almost four hours. 562 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:36,511 We stay here till we get the shot. 563 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:54,394 What if they changed the plans? I'm gonna get the scanner from the car. 564 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:57,168 OK. 565 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,391 Hey, I know you. 566 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:24,332 - I'm just on my way home, OK? - Bullshit. He's got cameras in the car. 567 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,466 - Where is he? - Who? 568 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,096 Don't play me. 569 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:34,304 Oh, the crazy guy? I ditched him. Why split the sale? 570 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:35,936 That's how you want to play it? 571 00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:41,578 Tough guy, huh? 572 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:46,282 You like that? You want some of this? 573 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:48,484 [blows landing] 574 00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,618 That's right! 575 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:53,425 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... 576 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:59,164 You like to zap shit, huh? 577 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,797 [woman laughing] 578 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,341 [man] Like that?! [laughs] 579 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,983 How do you like that, boy?! 580 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,212 Whatcha gonna do, bitch? What? 581 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:30,562 Fry, bitch, fry! 582 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,273 Hey, guys! We're missing the shot! Let's go! Let's go! 583 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:42,804 [photographers shouting] 584 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,213 [electricity crackling] 585 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,549 [coughs] 586 00:39:56,427 --> 00:40:00,488 Yeah, ambulance, 41 Vine. 587 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:09,538 You're gonna be OK! 588 00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,666 Can you hear me? 589 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,506 Don't move! Yeah. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. 590 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,245 You've probably got some... 591 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:19,708 You... 592 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,355 [boy] Don. 593 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,789 Don... 594 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:38,897 I'm sorry. 595 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,871 [cell phone ringing] 596 00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:55,508 No! 597 00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:59,385 Am... the... 598 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,562 The am... the ambulance is coming. The ambulance is coming. 599 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,791 And they're gonna fix you up, OK? 600 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:10,924 You're gonna be OK. But you don't move, OK? 601 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:15,461 Don't move. You can't move. But they'll be here soon, I promise. 602 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,737 [cell phone ringing] 603 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,401 But I gotta go. 604 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,312 I-l-I gotta go. 605 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:29,582 Sorry! 606 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:32,281 Come on, people! Why am I still waiting for my mock-up? 607 00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:34,847 Oh, thank God, Don. Danielle, rush processing. 608 00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:37,621 Push it to 3200. 609 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:39,185 It's gonna be a great story. 610 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,965 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 611 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:47,032 No, it's his blood. I got it on me. But I did it. 612 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:49,004 Whose blood? Jesus. What did you do? 613 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:52,634 - I got you your cover. - Whose blood, Don? 614 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:55,769 Marqui's. He's hurt really bad, Lucy. 615 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:58,679 OK, I'm sure he's gonna be all right. 616 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,979 - Wait in my office. - lmages in 1 5 minutes, 617 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:03,019 but you need to write the cover line now. 618 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,281 - OK. All right. Don! Don, wait! - Lucy. 619 00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:08,152 All right! Shit. 620 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:48,760 [groans and gasps] 621 00:42:57,641 --> 00:43:00,201 - Lucy? - Mm-hmm? 622 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,711 It's The Real World. 623 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,679 What's with the text boxes? 624 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:10,242 I called cast members from past seasons to find out what they've done since. 625 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,152 Pull-quoted interesting stories. 626 00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:15,190 And it's a mini "Where Are They Now?" 627 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:19,195 You called every cast member for the past 1 8 seasons? 628 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:22,096 Couldn't track a few, but, yeah. 629 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:27,197 We don't have room for it in this issue, but... 630 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,829 ...I'll keep it on hold. 631 00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:33,075 What's that on your hands? 632 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,910 Oh... 633 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,618 Oh, my God. 634 00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:47,580 - [woman] Did you see that? - [man] Check it out. 635 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:52,392 [excited chatter] 636 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:57,631 - What's going on? - [chatter stops] 637 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:00,265 Shut it down. 638 00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:02,362 How? We don't know where it's coming from. 639 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:10,746 What are you all looking at? Close the book. Let's go! 640 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:23,893 Both magazines report this week on Tuesday Nelson's secret affair 641 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:27,124 with her best friend's fiancé, artist Tommy Spiro. 642 00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:32,692 Only Dirt Now has the exclusive that it was Spiro who engineered the trysts, 643 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:36,672 then even leaked the news of his cheating to a rogue paparazzi agency. 644 00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:42,007 Since the scandal broke, online sales of Spiro's artwork have skyrocketed. 645 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:47,944 Use film, not digital. 646 00:44:49,653 --> 00:44:51,518 You can trust film. 647 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:59,928 No one will remember them, who they were fighting with, 648 00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:03,330 what drugs they were taking, who they were screwing. 649 00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:07,594 'Cause tomorrow, there'll be another story. 650 00:45:10,908 --> 00:45:13,001 Nobody stays. 651 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,214 Nothing stays. 652 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:22,678 Just this.