1 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:03,471 Hi, I'm Don Konkey. 2 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:06,725 Some people think the sex at Dirt Now is a little much. 3 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:08,135 That's bullshit. 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:11,954 That's my friend and editor, Lucy Spiller, having sex. 5 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:16,008 Lucy's stalker left her a photo of her and Holt having, well, 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,728 sex, which she chose not to share with him. 7 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:23,797 That's Julia Mallory. 8 00:00:23,994 --> 00:00:25,386 She's been having a little trouble 9 00:00:25,499 --> 00:00:27,616 getting her career going since she left rehab. 10 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,924 - So, what's the girl's part like? - She's gotta be super-young. 11 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,802 I'm gonna get the sex tape back. 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,873 Here's the original tape. 13 00:00:40,144 --> 00:00:43,144 I Don't think Willa's little threesome went over very well with Lucy. 14 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,692 This is your problem. You need to fix it. 15 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,831 Donny? Is that you? 16 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,559 You little wuver. 17 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:54,199 I came clean about a secret that's been bothering me for years. 18 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,923 - She called me little lover. - Your stepmother. 19 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,157 I've met her. 20 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,126 Sometimes I liked it. 21 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:03,509 Don, you know none of that is your fault, right? 22 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,365 No, Lucy, I Don't. 23 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,671 We all struggle to stay sane. 24 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:16,793 I'm schizophrenic, so for me, it's harder. 25 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,674 I focus on getting the shot. 26 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,869 I focus on getting the story. 27 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,018 Oh, my God, Don, you're bleeding. 28 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,344 No, it's his blood. I got it on me. 29 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,122 Wait a minute. Whose blood? 30 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,025 Whose blood, Don? 31 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,973 Jesus, Don, what did you do? 32 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,799 But this shot, 33 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,092 this story, 34 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,403 it wrecked me. 35 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:46,826 This is the story of how it all fell apart. 36 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,205 It's the story of misplaced trust. 37 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:58,879 Of deception and betrayal-- 38 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:01,783 not by our enemies, but by our friends. 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,593 It's the story of America's favorite spoiled celebutantes. 40 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,343 The inseparable Tuesday Nelson and Lulu Cagle. 41 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,232 Famous for being famous. 42 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,834 We want to shop where they shop. 43 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:20,240 Party where they party. 44 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,476 Wear what they wear, or Don't wear. 45 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,543 And get up close and personal with Lulu's fiance', 46 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:30,024 boho artist Tommy Spiro, who pisses on the press, 47 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,550 won't sit for an interview, 48 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,688 and is currently getting it on the side 49 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,587 from his true love's best friend forever, Tuesday. 50 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,293 - What a dog. - My source is solid. 51 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,029 If we move fast enough, we can expose this little bastard 52 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,532 before he ruins this precious friendship. 53 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,133 Okay, this is our cover. 54 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,170 Go on, my little monkeys. 55 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,057 Come here. 56 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,583 Look what somebody threw away. A perfectly good camera. 57 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,882 Too bad it's got this shit all over it. 58 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,126 This is our yard, es. 59 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,401 You Don't litter in our yard, homes. Huh? 60 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:22,734 Take this shit. 61 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:25,754 Remember these two faces. I Don't want to see you around here again. 62 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,496 I'm not leaving my camera. I want to get my fu-- oof! 63 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:34,881 Synchro: Metalmarco, Pasbel, YST 64 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,274 Transcript : swsub.com 65 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,452 ::ITA-SA:: & _/Yellow Sub_ Proudly Present: 66 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,622 Dirt - Season 01 Episode 11 - "Pap Smeared" 67 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:49,561 MTV is optioning out props from 18 seasons' worth of Real World sets. 68 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,630 I want to do a "Best-of" list. 69 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,166 Okay, I'll have one of the interns go through the DVDs. 70 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,670 - No, I want you to do it. - That's busywork. 71 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:59,639 Then get busy. 72 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,112 Already? I Don't pay you enough. 73 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:09,549 I didn't get everything you need. 74 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,385 No, you didn't. Don, I need her with Tommy. 75 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,088 I'm going back. 76 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,957 - All right, I'm sorry. I love you. - Ow! 77 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:19,759 What? 78 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,930 I fell over. 79 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,099 You fell over? 80 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,167 No... 81 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,471 There was a couple of guys. It's not a great neighborhood. 82 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,007 You got mugged? 83 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,542 I'm okay, but they took my camera. 84 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:40,980 All right, we'll take care of it. Here, Don. 85 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,683 I want you to carry this. 86 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,920 It's a stun gun: 300,000 volts. 87 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,357 - Okay? - No, Lucy, you keep it. 88 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,460 It's all right. It's my spare. 89 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,509 It's okay. 90 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,098 How does it feel? 91 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,100 I Don't know, and you Don't need to find out. 92 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,369 Don! This will mess with your nervous system. 93 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,173 Please, I'm serious. Don't play with it. 94 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:10,476 - Okay. - Don. 95 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,845 I know. 96 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:20,320 All right, just this once while I'm here. Just on the leg. 97 00:05:22,123 --> 00:05:23,488 Oh, God. 98 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,470 - Fun's over. - Okay. 99 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,574 Thanks, Lucy. 100 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:53,519 How you wanna do this? 101 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,988 I Don't know. 102 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,291 Battery acid? 103 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,397 It never was. 104 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,035 We won't talk about it. 105 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,670 Pinky swear. 106 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,772 Come on, pinky swear. 107 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:17,610 Like Men in Black, with the flashing light that erases your memory? 108 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:18,911 Yep. 109 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,883 Or we could just burn it. 110 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,619 Your turn. 111 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,931 Easy there, tough guy. 112 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,469 Is that it? 113 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,438 I think so. 114 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,574 Unless you have something else you want to break. 115 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,243 What else you got? 116 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,030 - Hey, my brother. - Hey. 117 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:47,098 - Tuesday and Lulu in the house? - For sure. 118 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,001 - Tommy? - No. 119 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,137 Lulu tossed this, though. 120 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,405 You know that show they're doing, right? 121 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,741 Got today's call times. 100 bucks. 122 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,410 50? 123 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,912 Okay, man. 124 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:05,952 Thanks. 125 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,219 Hey, want to buy a security tape? 126 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,605 Celebrity upskirts. 127 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:14,685 I'm good. 128 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,868 Don Konkey. 129 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,268 You hear about this psycho? 130 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,637 He cut off his pinky for a cover shot. 131 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,941 Spiller's got you by the balls, donkey boy. 132 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,210 Hey, assface, how much you get for your little finger? 133 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,480 The bitch pay up? 134 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,748 Collin De Quisto. 135 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:40,007 Last sale, Jessica jogging on the beach. $1,000 non-exclusive. 136 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,686 If you'd have stayed longer that day, 137 00:08:41,790 --> 00:08:44,090 you might have got her and Nick's lunchtime reunion. 138 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,191 Bauer-Griffin got $50,000 for that set. 139 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,060 Double that for international syndication. That's your problem. 140 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,863 You've got no follow-through. 141 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,901 Screw you, Konkey! 142 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,607 Remember these two faces. 143 00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:21,859 Tina Harrod just pulled her cover on Denise Richards. 144 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,553 I can't confirm it, but I'm guessing Tulu and Tommy. 145 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,937 - Does she have pictures? - Called around the agencies. 146 00:09:27,074 --> 00:09:29,956 Nothing's come in, but my source says she's holding the cover open. 147 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,171 She's seems pretty confident. 148 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,640 Well, it's not over yet. 149 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,424 What's the name of that animal charity that Tuesday fronts? 150 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,110 Friends of Fin, Feathers, and Fur. 151 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,112 They raised $25,000 in a day 152 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:44,115 for a duckling that had its neck broken by a beer bottle. 153 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,116 Wow. 154 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:47,752 If only the homeless were just a little cuter and fuzzier. 155 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,188 - You want me to squeeze the charity? - I know. 156 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,058 However will I sleep? 157 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,871 Mr. Konkey? 158 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,208 Mr. Konkey? 159 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,614 I found this out there in front of the store. Is it yours? 160 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,249 No. 161 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,052 My name's Marqui. 162 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,790 How come you Don't shoot digital? 163 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,628 It's not my lens cap. 164 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,264 Yeah, I-- I know. 165 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,602 You get lots of covers. I've heard of you. 166 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,237 I was just thinking, do you ever-- 167 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,339 you need somebody to carry your stuff? Or... 168 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,541 No. 169 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,144 I Don't want anything-- Any money or anything. 170 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,713 I just want to learn. 171 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:55,553 - Mr. Romero wants to talk to you. - Don, they're G 13 pictures. 172 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,322 - Is he with you? - No. 173 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,791 Get lost. 174 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,227 Get in. 175 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,301 Muchachos. 176 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:06,645 Muchachos, never mind. 177 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:10,105 The mountain will come to Mr. Konkey. 178 00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:12,452 Sorry my shooters roughed you up. 179 00:11:13,552 --> 00:11:14,606 Ozzy Romero. 180 00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:18,111 You know, we're a new agency. Need to make a splash. 181 00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:20,436 We own this story. 182 00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:22,361 Now, you need to find another one. 183 00:11:23,025 --> 00:11:26,814 Now, if you want to stick with this job, you're working for me. 184 00:11:27,298 --> 00:11:28,878 Get whatever he shot. 185 00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:35,866 - Give it to me! - Okay, okay. 186 00:11:36,752 --> 00:11:37,781 Here you go. 187 00:11:43,415 --> 00:11:44,426 I got a job. 188 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:49,107 Let me know if you change your mind. 189 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:52,826 I'll even throw in a bonus to cover the damages to your car. 190 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,889 You want some of that? Huh? 191 00:12:09,783 --> 00:12:10,886 I press send, 192 00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:12,842 and your license plates go to the police. 193 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,744 You've got my number. 194 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:26,623 V*manos. 195 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,719 Need me to give you a ride? 196 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,914 Okay. 197 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:58,571 Hey, let me help you with your bags. 198 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,445 Is this yours? 199 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,516 - Photoshop? - No. 200 00:13:31,693 --> 00:13:32,792 Man. 201 00:13:33,342 --> 00:13:35,908 - Don? - Oh, hey, Lucy. 202 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,203 This yours? 203 00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:43,411 He gave me a ride, 'cause those guys wrecked my car. 204 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,480 Marqui Jackson. It's a pleasure, Miss Spiller. 205 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:47,615 Okay. 206 00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:50,593 - What, the guys who mugged you? - Mm-hmm. 207 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,242 They're photographers. 208 00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:55,610 Ozzy Romero. G 13 Pictures. 209 00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,578 Ozzy hires gangbangers, Miss Spiller. 210 00:13:58,059 --> 00:14:00,304 I gave you a stun gun. Use it. 211 00:14:00,602 --> 00:14:01,656 - There were four of them. 212 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,678 - I think he did the right thing. - Okay. 213 00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:06,830 There's a kitchen over there. Why Don't you help yourself? 214 00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:08,238 Don, come here. 215 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:10,209 How's your shoulder? 216 00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:12,763 All right, did you call the police? 217 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,435 Let me deal with that. 218 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,848 Okay, here's Tuesday's cell phone number. 219 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:21,218 - What else do you need? - New windshield. 220 00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,325 Tempered glass and two new tires and... 221 00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:26,326 Little Tristan needs worming. 222 00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:28,388 Okay, sweetheart, I meant to finish the story. 223 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:31,794 - And what's with the bag boy? - He just wants to learn. 224 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,690 - Marcus! Oh. - Marqui. 225 00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:41,437 Come on in. 226 00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:44,678 Okay, you do food runs. 227 00:14:44,815 --> 00:14:46,831 You carry his bags. You drive him around. 228 00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:48,962 He wants you to worm his kitty, you worm his kitty. 229 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,634 You work for Dirt. Don't screw up. 230 00:14:50,851 --> 00:14:51,997 Yes, ma'am. 231 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,486 I mean, no ma'am. 232 00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:55,639 We're down to the wire. Do what you have to do. 233 00:14:55,777 --> 00:14:57,518 ???? murder is fine with me. 234 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,477 - Okay. - Don. 235 00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,088 I'm just kidding. Just get the shot. 236 00:15:03,326 --> 00:15:04,356 Okay. 237 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,228 Hey, Chuck, it's me. 238 00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:15,389 Do you know a gangbanger by the name of Ozzy Romero? 239 00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:21,006 If you'd like to leave a message, press 1. 240 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,030 If you'd like to page this person, press 2. 241 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,378 - What are you doing? - Tuesday's voice mail. 242 00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:27,661 It's an Audix system. 243 00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:29,745 I can hack in through the admin box. 244 00:15:29,814 --> 00:15:31,326 There's a default code. 245 00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:35,232 Hey, Tues, it's Teresa, the second AD. 246 00:15:35,347 --> 00:15:37,019 Tomorrow's call is pushed half an hour. 247 00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:41,452 Hey Tues ???? 248 00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:46,527 Miss Nelson, this is Mrs. Blake from the rental agency. 249 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,505 The house is ready for you, and we've overnighted the contract. 250 00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:52,875 Just in case it gets lost, though, here's the tracking number. 251 00:15:54,058 --> 00:15:56,028 - You wanted to see me? - Shut the door. 252 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,286 You've gotta be kidding me. 253 00:16:09,911 --> 00:16:11,591 That's what you called me in here for? 254 00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,767 Well, you seemed a little tense today, so-- 255 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,996 So what, you thought that bending me over your desk 256 00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:19,174 for a round of pump the co-worker would help me relax? 257 00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:22,849 I thought you enjoyed our little get-togethers. 258 00:16:23,055 --> 00:16:24,132 I do. 259 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:25,896 I mean, I did. I-- 260 00:16:26,835 --> 00:16:28,026 Did I do something wrong? 261 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,750 Could you just pull up your pants? All I can think of is that 262 00:16:31,795 --> 00:16:33,736 you're out of toilet paper. 263 00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:39,035 Look, you're a distraction. 264 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,723 I can't-- I can't do this anymore. 265 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,752 If I Don't get my shit together, I'm out of here. 266 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,196 Willa, look. Come on. 267 00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:46,845 No, you're not listening to me. 268 00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:51,141 She's got me watching videos of old reality shows. 269 00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:54,463 This is the editorial equivalent of Chinese water torture. 270 00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:58,185 Look, we had fun. Let's just call it-- 271 00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:00,453 call it a day and cash out. 272 00:17:01,713 --> 00:17:03,292 What, just like that? 273 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,572 Cold turkey? You Don't wanna 274 00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:08,245 - wean off a little? - No, look. I told you what I want. 275 00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:10,223 I want to focus on work. 276 00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:13,282 Besides, there are plenty of other women in the office 277 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,669 who would gladly fill the role. 278 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,863 Terry needs to be followed with a mop every time you walk through the bullpen. 279 00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,078 Well, you know, Terry. 280 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,831 And frankly, I Don't really see myself 281 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:24,687 waking up next to those sideburns for the rest of my life. 282 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:44,192 We're looking for this tracking number. 283 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,704 We have 10 minutes. 284 00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:47,353 What are we looking for? 285 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,507 Tuesday's moving in to a rental house. 286 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,113 I need the address. It'll be on the contract. 287 00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:54,787 - Isn't this illegal? - No. 288 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,318 Private businesses handling deliveries 289 00:17:57,479 --> 00:17:59,449 are not covered by federal statutes. 290 00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:01,969 You know, it's just against company policy. 291 00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:05,130 It is illegal to damage mail boxes and pennies, though. 292 00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:07,433 Okay. 293 00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:16,219 At the store, why didn't you shoot Lulu and Tuesday? 294 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,052 That's not the story. 295 00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:21,068 Yeah, but wouldn't you wanna just get the shot? 296 00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:24,409 They just shoot. They Don't think. 297 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:28,453 I got it. I got it. 298 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,691 There used to be rules. 299 00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,085 Don't become part of the story. 300 00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:40,835 But they just, you know. They got no patience. They just rush in 301 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,326 without knowing what is it they want to get. 302 00:18:44,975 --> 00:18:46,579 I mean, they get a shot, 303 00:18:46,899 --> 00:18:48,871 but they Don't get a story. 304 00:18:51,051 --> 00:18:52,473 Stories are better. 305 00:18:55,449 --> 00:18:57,208 You let Ozzy take your film. 306 00:18:57,969 --> 00:19:00,993 Empty rolls. Always carry empty rolls. 307 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,804 Then you've got something to give to security guards when they pull you over. 308 00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:06,686 Is that why you Don't shoot digital? 309 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,604 Ha. Ozzy's gonna be pissed. 310 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:25,062 No. Oh, no! 311 00:19:28,441 --> 00:19:30,091 Tristan! 312 00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,991 It's okay, baby. It's okay. 313 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,457 It's okay. Daddy's here. 314 00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,840 It's okay. Come on, sweetheart. 315 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,283 Come on. 316 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,912 Mr. Konkey? 317 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,479 Where were you? 318 00:19:58,555 --> 00:19:59,953 I called and called. 319 00:20:01,203 --> 00:20:02,554 You didn't come. 320 00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,190 I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. 321 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,824 Don't look at me like that. 322 00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:27,672 Go. 323 00:20:31,716 --> 00:20:33,893 Whoa, what are you doing? Wha, what-- no! 324 00:20:33,894 --> 00:20:35,816 - Put that down! Put it down. - I'm sorry. 325 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,520 No, just-- Damn it, Jason! 326 00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:40,674 It's my bathroom, too! 327 00:20:41,301 --> 00:20:44,086 You let the light in Now. You exposed the film. You've ruined it! 328 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,491 - I gotta pee! - Well, go pee outside in the yard! 329 00:20:46,926 --> 00:20:50,271 - What? - Jason, come here, sweetie. 330 00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,459 You get away from him! 331 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,758 Do you think I'm pretty? 332 00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:58,141 What's the matter, little lover? 333 00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:00,844 - Jealous? - Get away from him! 334 00:21:01,776 --> 00:21:03,769 You left for college, Don. 335 00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:05,693 What, 336 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:08,511 did you think I was gonna wait for you? 337 00:21:08,637 --> 00:21:09,875 - Don? - Ha ha ha ha ha! 338 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,936 Jason, get away from her! 339 00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:15,579 If you touch him again, I swear to God, I'll kill you! 340 00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:18,168 Get over here! I swear to God I'll kill you! 341 00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:20,974 Jason, get over here! Jason, come over here! 342 00:21:21,135 --> 00:21:24,365 Jason! Get your ass over here! Jason, get over here! 343 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,556 Don-- 344 00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:29,483 You all right? 345 00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:33,217 I'm fine. 346 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:36,035 Who's Jason? 347 00:21:36,574 --> 00:21:37,673 He's my brother. 348 00:21:47,446 --> 00:21:48,752 I have a brother. 349 00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:51,318 He's in jail. 350 00:21:51,776 --> 00:21:53,128 Jason's in Oregon. 351 00:21:53,941 --> 00:21:55,682 It's like jail, but with trees. 352 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,233 You miss him? 353 00:22:02,096 --> 00:22:03,127 Yeah. 354 00:22:11,589 --> 00:22:13,193 They go over there. 355 00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:16,377 Kitty Rider. Nice. 356 00:22:32,548 --> 00:22:36,005 Do you think julia could have paid someone to follow you? 357 00:22:36,479 --> 00:22:40,457 No, if she thought something was going on, she'd come out and ask. 358 00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:42,029 She doesn't set people up. 359 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:43,966 This is not a setup. 360 00:22:44,411 --> 00:22:48,664 What, you have half the photographers in hollywood on payroll, 361 00:22:49,565 --> 00:22:51,556 and you Don't know who took this? 362 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:53,257 Yeah, that's bullshit. 363 00:22:54,065 --> 00:22:57,219 You're always laying your traps, aren't you? Spinning your little webs. 364 00:22:57,271 --> 00:22:59,509 Never have I met a more willing fly. 365 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,511 Yeah, well, not anymore. 366 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,121 That's right. 367 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:06,238 Paid in full. I remember. 368 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,169 I thought we were done with this. 369 00:23:11,315 --> 00:23:12,637 It's not that easy. 370 00:23:14,947 --> 00:23:17,740 You know what this shit could do to me, right? 371 00:23:19,795 --> 00:23:22,540 Do you know what-- oh, my god. 372 00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:25,121 Do you know what it would do to me? 373 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:30,390 Can you stop thinking about yourself for one goddamn second? 374 00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:32,968 I am the one being stalked here. 375 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:37,363 I'm the one who has a stranger in their house, taking my picture, 376 00:23:37,441 --> 00:23:40,770 following me around! When I'm alone, when I'm sleeping, 377 00:23:40,909 --> 00:23:44,009 and Now with you. I Don't even know what he wants, 378 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:46,184 or what he's gonna do next. 379 00:23:46,329 --> 00:23:48,450 You're thinking about yourself? 380 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:52,094 I'm sorry. 381 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:57,750 No, you're not. 382 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,396 You think I deserve this somehow. 383 00:24:02,719 --> 00:24:04,060 You can go. 384 00:24:21,074 --> 00:24:24,284 You know why I'm the only guy that can make you come? 385 00:24:25,951 --> 00:24:29,467 Because I'm the only one that hates you as much as you do. 386 00:24:30,995 --> 00:24:32,155 Really? 387 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:38,089 Or do you just hate the fact that I'm the only one you can be yourself with? 388 00:25:12,319 --> 00:25:15,020 It's light out. Get in the passenger side. 389 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,236 Why? 390 00:25:26,283 --> 00:25:30,079 People get nervous when they see a guy sitting in a parked car. 391 00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:34,554 If you're in the passenger side, it looks like you're waiting for someone. 392 00:25:36,092 --> 00:25:38,279 What if she changes her mind, decides 393 00:25:38,352 --> 00:25:41,125 to go somewhere else? How long you gonna wait? 394 00:25:41,705 --> 00:25:45,185 Patience, persistence, point of view. 395 00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:48,702 Three ps. Like the three rs, 396 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,424 buthey're ps. 397 00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:54,555 What's the longest you ever waited to get the shot? 398 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,844 I Don't know. I Don't think about it. 399 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,901 That must be the hardest part of the job, huh? 400 00:26:04,816 --> 00:26:06,864 You never get time to sleep. 401 00:26:07,690 --> 00:26:09,674 You're always getting arrested. 402 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:11,613 People spit on you. 403 00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:15,352 And there's always somebody new trying to steal your job. 404 00:26:19,423 --> 00:26:23,049 My cousin, he's a housepainter. He was up on a ladder, 405 00:26:23,121 --> 00:26:26,112 and he saw buffy the vampire slayer sunbathing. 406 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,701 He took a picture with his cell phone, sold it for $5,000. 407 00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:33,519 - Lucky. - Luck. 408 00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:35,676 Not one of the three ps. 409 00:26:41,457 --> 00:26:43,541 You ever take drugs to stay awake? 410 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:45,680 To stay sane. 411 00:26:48,671 --> 00:26:51,155 Guess it helps to be a little crazy, huh? 412 00:27:07,941 --> 00:27:09,065 It's me. 413 00:27:09,155 --> 00:27:11,167 Well, I recognize the voice. 414 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,690 Ah, you said you didn't want to wake up to sideburns,so - 415 00:27:14,817 --> 00:27:16,086 that's why? 416 00:27:16,213 --> 00:27:19,276 I wanted to show you that I was serious. 417 00:27:22,436 --> 00:27:24,013 Well, I wasn'T. 418 00:27:25,246 --> 00:27:27,765 You... what? 419 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,865 Serious. About the sideburns. 420 00:27:32,077 --> 00:27:34,397 Eh... I mean, I didn't like them, 421 00:27:34,524 --> 00:27:38,729 but that wasn't the dealbreaker. You didn't have to take me literally. 422 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:47,453 Listen, I've got a sales call in San Francisco on friday. 423 00:27:47,537 --> 00:27:52,133 We could hop the corporate jet then hop down to this little bed and breakfast 424 00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:54,913 - I know in carmel for the weekend. - No, I Don't think so. 425 00:27:54,992 --> 00:27:56,406 - Come on, it'll be fun. - No. 426 00:27:56,497 --> 00:27:57,639 Come on. 427 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,674 Let's not make this harder. 428 00:28:17,292 --> 00:28:22,349 Would you mind if I... showed you some... some pictures that I took? 429 00:28:25,068 --> 00:28:26,663 You Don't have to. 430 00:28:26,827 --> 00:28:28,110 I... just... 431 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,301 tell me if they suck. 432 00:28:43,797 --> 00:28:45,482 You got an eye. 433 00:28:52,828 --> 00:28:56,858 This one, the way her hand covers his, 434 00:28:57,654 --> 00:29:01,436 the way she leans up on the balls of her feet. 435 00:29:01,711 --> 00:29:05,349 She needs him more. She loves him more. 436 00:29:06,382 --> 00:29:09,523 Oh, this is good photo journalism. 437 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:11,787 You got the story. 438 00:29:12,337 --> 00:29:14,757 Yeah? You're not shitting me? 439 00:29:15,451 --> 00:29:16,790 I got an eye? 440 00:29:18,295 --> 00:29:21,946 Oh, that's great. That's great, 441 00:29:22,037 --> 00:29:25,101 'cause I mean... I stink at everything else, so... 442 00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:26,962 this is it. 443 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:28,912 It has to be, you know? 444 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:32,930 Hey, do you mind, uh... 445 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,703 I mean, I won't be on you all the time, or anything, but... 446 00:29:36,755 --> 00:29:40,118 do you mind if I just show you stuff, get your opinion? 447 00:29:40,432 --> 00:29:41,440 Okay. 448 00:29:41,898 --> 00:29:42,905 Yeah? 449 00:29:42,983 --> 00:29:46,477 Oh, thanks. Really, thanks. 450 00:29:47,013 --> 00:29:50,233 I know you can teach me stuff that's not in books. 451 00:29:54,201 --> 00:29:55,915 Thanks for coming. 452 00:29:56,242 --> 00:30:00,208 I welcome the opportunity to meet a new buyer, miss Spiller. 453 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,462 - Lucy. - Lucy? 454 00:30:02,463 --> 00:30:06,349 Well, Lucy, we're a new agency. We Don't have a track record yet, 455 00:30:06,414 --> 00:30:07,592 but we'll get there. 456 00:30:07,658 --> 00:30:11,588 I hear you have a good relationship with the community from ur drug dealing days. 457 00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:13,917 - No offense. - Open secret. 458 00:30:14,323 --> 00:30:16,089 I'm hoping we can do business. 459 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,219 Nothing would make me happier. 460 00:30:18,229 --> 00:30:20,956 Then you're not exclusive to my competition? 461 00:30:20,983 --> 00:30:22,015 Not at all. 462 00:30:22,016 --> 00:30:24,409 - So if I made you an offer? - The door's wide open. 463 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,991 And I take it we're both talking about the same photograph? 464 00:30:27,095 --> 00:30:28,194 We are. 465 00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:32,042 I'm not talking long lens or out of focus. I need a cover. 466 00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,594 You'll see his tongue in her mouth. 467 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:37,133 - How much? - May I? 468 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:46,397 Excuse me. 469 00:30:47,562 --> 00:30:49,145 Sorry. Business. You know. 470 00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:58,920 I think we can make this happen. 471 00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:00,595 Impress me. 472 00:31:01,812 --> 00:31:03,854 And here I thought I already did. 473 00:31:24,736 --> 00:31:28,622 Hi. Ozzy romero just promised me a cover before closing. 474 00:31:28,711 --> 00:31:32,107 He did time for dealing. He's too dumb to do this alone. 475 00:31:32,173 --> 00:31:35,893 Probably knows someone on the inside. Probably someone he knows from Tommy. 476 00:31:35,959 --> 00:31:37,032 Where are you? 477 00:31:37,150 --> 00:31:38,694 Outside Tuesday's rental. 478 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,315 Okay, forget about the house. Follow Ozzy's guys. 479 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:43,893 Oh, and Don, he's using a two-way. 480 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,201 I got it. 481 00:31:46,065 --> 00:31:47,701 G 13 pictures. Let's go. 482 00:31:48,171 --> 00:31:51,785 We spent all night watch Tuesday's house. Now we're leaving? 483 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:06,829 Here's the book. I can't make the newsstand meeting. 484 00:32:06,876 --> 00:32:08,355 We'll have to reschedule. 485 00:32:10,738 --> 00:32:12,190 Did you lost a bet? 486 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:14,768 - Lay off willa. - Excuse me? 487 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,019 You had your fun. Let it go. 488 00:32:17,497 --> 00:32:22,014 She's a good reporter. She doesn't deserve to be watching real world reruns 489 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:24,605 Wow, did you shave off your balls as well, brent? 490 00:32:24,647 --> 00:32:25,900 Will you lay off her? 491 00:32:25,927 --> 00:32:29,609 I can't have my staff thinking that a barrow blow job is a hall pass. 492 00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:30,812 She dumped me. 493 00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:33,322 Does she get points for that? 494 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:35,913 - Yeah, a few. - Yeah. 495 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,678 Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 496 00:32:37,717 --> 00:32:40,136 You want me to warm up a teapot and have a heart-to-heart? 497 00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:41,589 We'd be one heart short. 498 00:32:41,654 --> 00:32:44,160 Grow 'em back, brent. Your balls, I mean. 499 00:32:44,389 --> 00:32:45,619 You'll feel better. 500 00:32:54,734 --> 00:32:57,434 Julia? Hi, it's Laura Baum! 501 00:32:57,486 --> 00:33:00,391 We met when I worked with jonathan. How are you? 502 00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:01,831 I was his assistant. 503 00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:05,469 - Oh, of course. How are you? - I'm good. Oh. 504 00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:07,855 Can I just say how great you look? 505 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,537 Seriously, you look great. 506 00:33:10,538 --> 00:33:14,739 Thanks. I was supposed to talk to quinn about the guy ritchie project? 507 00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:18,693 Right. Quinn's on a conference call. He's hoping to join us later, 508 00:33:18,745 --> 00:33:21,572 but he's really slammed. He's so sorry. 509 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,801 Excuse me a second. 510 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,584 What's the damage? 511 00:33:27,134 --> 00:33:30,052 You're shitting me, right? $2,700? 512 00:33:30,902 --> 00:33:33,075 It was a goddamn fender bender. 513 00:33:34,030 --> 00:33:35,914 Right, fine. 514 00:33:35,967 --> 00:33:39,416 In case you're wondering, this is why people hate greeks. 515 00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:42,811 Uh, maybe i should call quinn. 516 00:33:42,877 --> 00:33:44,648 Oh, no, he's got me totally up to speed. 517 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:48,202 It's gonna be $2, 700? I mean, that's after the deductible. 518 00:33:48,269 --> 00:33:50,850 We let these people in our country, we give them our business, 519 00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:53,516 and it's like, "thanks for the opportunity. 520 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:56,742 " All right, so maybe we should just do this later. 521 00:33:57,175 --> 00:34:00,892 No, I'm sorry. It's, phew. Letting it go. 522 00:34:02,114 --> 00:34:03,710 The guy ritchie project. 523 00:34:04,757 --> 00:34:07,440 They love, love, love you, 524 00:34:08,722 --> 00:34:10,319 but it's a pass. 525 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,666 It's a pass? 526 00:34:14,399 --> 00:34:16,218 But that was a great meeting. 527 00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,163 I Don't understand. 528 00:34:19,228 --> 00:34:21,086 I know. It's not fair. 529 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:26,881 That said, how would you like to be killed on csi? 530 00:34:28,425 --> 00:34:29,551 What? 531 00:34:30,393 --> 00:34:31,422 Jesus! 532 00:34:31,474 --> 00:34:33,241 - It's a top 10 show. - I Don't care. 533 00:34:33,242 --> 00:34:35,979 I Don't want people thinking of me like that. 534 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:40,743 Julia, the problem is, people aren't really thinking of you at all. 535 00:34:42,630 --> 00:34:43,959 Get me in again. 536 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:46,014 Honey, I'm sorry. 537 00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:48,278 They're going a different way. 538 00:34:51,218 --> 00:34:55,092 - Okay. Will you give quinn a message? - Sure. 539 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:58,206 All right. I love, love, love him, 540 00:34:58,285 --> 00:35:01,024 but I'm going a different way. 541 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,738 Tell him he's fired. 542 00:35:05,329 --> 00:35:07,780 Oh, shit. 543 00:35:20,277 --> 00:35:23,613 Hey, it's me. Is Ozzy there? Hold on. 544 00:35:23,624 --> 00:35:24,927 So you can here everything? 545 00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:29,029 They're using push-to-talk. 800 megahertz smr spectrum. 546 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,259 I need to see you kiss her: in good light, sharp. 547 00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:34,019 Out front, then. Near the street. 548 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,737 That's gotta be the insider! You got him! 549 00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:38,060 How soon? 550 00:35:38,075 --> 00:35:42,522 This isn't a train. Just park yourself. When we're ready, we'll get there. 551 00:35:42,523 --> 00:35:44,109 - Great. - Let's drive. 552 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:45,125 Where are we going? 553 00:35:45,151 --> 00:35:47,579 Weren't you listening? "We'll come out. " It's Tommy. 554 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:51,202 Tommy's the insider. He's playing both girls for a headline. 555 00:35:58,399 --> 00:35:59,904 Hey, babe. 556 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:04,291 Hey. How did it go? 557 00:36:05,578 --> 00:36:07,554 Julia, hey. 558 00:36:08,145 --> 00:36:09,595 What's wrong? 559 00:36:12,314 --> 00:36:14,054 They didn't want me. 560 00:36:15,033 --> 00:36:17,263 Oh, babe, come on. They're assholes. 561 00:36:17,317 --> 00:36:19,474 Hey, Don't cry. 562 00:36:19,547 --> 00:36:20,784 Come on. 563 00:36:21,454 --> 00:36:23,358 She wants me to do csi. 564 00:36:23,702 --> 00:36:25,007 - Who does? - Sally. 565 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,853 Suzy, whatever. Jonathon's old assistant. 566 00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:32,308 Jesus, I mean, last week, she was getting me water. 567 00:36:32,381 --> 00:36:34,429 Wait, so quinn wasn't there? 568 00:36:35,136 --> 00:36:38,381 - All right, I'm calling him. - No, I fired that jerk. 569 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,638 - You fired him? - Yeah. 570 00:36:44,073 --> 00:36:46,701 God, I even paid ann marie to dress me. 571 00:36:51,993 --> 00:36:53,552 You look beautiful. 572 00:37:13,969 --> 00:37:15,655 Keep still. 573 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:23,803 What if they set us up? 574 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,142 Why aren't they here? 575 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,552 They'll be here. 576 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,104 I could go back to her house. 577 00:37:37,358 --> 00:37:39,570 Stay here. Be patient. 578 00:37:39,805 --> 00:37:41,364 Just in case. Back up. 579 00:37:41,455 --> 00:37:46,014 - I mean, it's been almost four hours. - We stay here until we get the shot. 580 00:38:00,324 --> 00:38:04,830 What if they change their plans? I'm gonna go get the scanner from the car. 581 00:38:05,146 --> 00:38:06,415 Okay. 582 00:38:24,055 --> 00:38:26,122 Hey, I know you. 583 00:38:29,995 --> 00:38:32,333 I'm just on my way home, okay? 584 00:38:32,551 --> 00:38:35,129 Bullshit! He's got the cameras in the car. 585 00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,735 - Where is he? - Who? 586 00:38:37,844 --> 00:38:39,131 Don't play with me. 587 00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:42,662 Oh, the crazy guy? I ditched him. 588 00:38:42,752 --> 00:38:44,529 Why split the sale? 589 00:38:44,638 --> 00:38:46,505 That's how you want to play it? 590 00:38:49,671 --> 00:38:51,611 You're mr. Tough guy, huh? 591 00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:55,000 You like that? 592 00:38:58,859 --> 00:39:00,617 You want some more? 593 00:39:06,774 --> 00:39:08,750 You like to zap shit, huh? 594 00:39:13,789 --> 00:39:15,566 We're gonna kick your ass! 595 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,287 How do you like that, bitch? 596 00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:26,459 What are you gonna do, bitch? What? 597 00:39:38,851 --> 00:39:40,646 Fry, bitch, fry! 598 00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:47,570 Hey, guys, we're missing the shot! C'mon, let's go! 599 00:40:06,501 --> 00:40:10,467 ambulance. 481 vine. 600 00:40:15,844 --> 00:40:18,628 You're gonna be okay. 601 00:40:19,776 --> 00:40:22,390 Can you-- can you hear me? Don't move! 602 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:25,023 Yeah, Don't move. Don't move, Don't move. 603 00:40:25,736 --> 00:40:29,498 You probably got some-- you-- 604 00:40:35,856 --> 00:40:37,774 Don. 605 00:40:44,132 --> 00:40:45,730 Don. 606 00:40:47,641 --> 00:40:49,371 I'm sorry. 607 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:05,685 No. 608 00:41:13,518 --> 00:41:16,488 The ambulance is coming. The ambulance is coming, 609 00:41:16,563 --> 00:41:18,632 and they're gonna fix you up. Okay? 610 00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:21,456 So you're gonna be okay. But Don't move, okay? 611 00:41:21,457 --> 00:41:25,200 You Don't move. You can't move, but, uh, they'll be here soon. 612 00:41:25,227 --> 00:41:26,366 I promise. 613 00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:30,359 But I gotta go. 614 00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:33,989 I-- I-- I gotta go. 615 00:41:37,337 --> 00:41:38,672 Sorry! 616 00:41:38,782 --> 00:41:42,242 Come on, people, why am I still waiting for my mock-up? 617 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,691 Oh, thank god, Don. 618 00:41:43,804 --> 00:41:45,553 Danielle, rush processing! 619 00:41:45,647 --> 00:41:47,340 Push it to 3200. 620 00:41:47,622 --> 00:41:49,296 It's gonna be a great story. 621 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,468 Oh, my god, you're bleeding. 622 00:41:53,898 --> 00:41:57,020 No, it's his blood. I got it on me, but I did it. 623 00:41:57,133 --> 00:41:59,616 Whose blood? Jesus, what did you do? 624 00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:01,367 I got you your cover. 625 00:42:01,479 --> 00:42:02,815 Whose blood, Don? 626 00:42:02,871 --> 00:42:06,144 Marqui'S. He's hurt really bad, Lucy. 627 00:42:06,145 --> 00:42:08,494 Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna be all right. 628 00:42:08,495 --> 00:42:10,006 Don, will you wait in my office? 629 00:42:10,085 --> 00:42:12,709 Images in 15 minutes, but you need to write the cover line Now. 630 00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:14,611 Okay. All right. Don? Don, wait! 631 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:16,309 - Lucy? - All right! 632 00:42:17,005 --> 00:42:18,303 Oh, shit. 633 00:43:08,269 --> 00:43:09,582 Lucy? 634 00:43:10,517 --> 00:43:12,549 It's the Real World. 635 00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:15,812 What's with the text boxes? 636 00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:17,537 I went back and called the cast members 637 00:43:17,538 --> 00:43:20,322 from the past seasons to find out what they've done since the show, 638 00:43:20,411 --> 00:43:22,683 pull quoted the most interesting stories, and, um... 639 00:43:22,747 --> 00:43:24,688 it's a mini "Where are they Now?". 640 00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:29,236 You called every cast member for the past 18 seasons? 641 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,547 Couldn't track a few, but yeah. 642 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:37,472 Well, we Don't have room for it in this issue, but, uh, 643 00:43:37,547 --> 00:43:38,958 I'll keep it on hold. 644 00:43:41,935 --> 00:43:43,815 What's that on your hands? 645 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:51,522 Oh, my god. 646 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,867 What's going on? 647 00:44:08,843 --> 00:44:09,990 Shut it down. 648 00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:12,680 How? We Don't know where it's coming from. 649 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:19,891 All right, what are you all looking at? Close the book. 650 00:44:19,947 --> 00:44:21,057 Let's go! 651 00:44:29,775 --> 00:44:32,186 Both magazines reported this week on 652 00:44:32,324 --> 00:44:35,343 Tuesday Nelson's secret affair with her best friend's fiance? 653 00:44:35,456 --> 00:44:37,224 artist Tommy Spiro. 654 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:40,003 But only DirtNow has the exclusive story 655 00:44:40,070 --> 00:44:42,825 that it was Spiro who engineered the trysts 656 00:44:42,919 --> 00:44:46,737 and even leaked the news of his cheating to a rogue paparazzi agency. 657 00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,826 Ironically, since the scandal broke, 658 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,260 online sales of Spiro's artwork have skyrocketed. 659 00:44:54,394 --> 00:44:56,011 Use film. 660 00:44:56,369 --> 00:44:57,934 Not digital. 661 00:44:59,815 --> 00:45:01,414 You can trust film. 662 00:45:04,874 --> 00:45:06,890 No one will remember them, 663 00:45:07,850 --> 00:45:09,693 who they were fighting with, 664 00:45:10,013 --> 00:45:13,229 what drugs they were taking, who they were screwing, 665 00:45:14,982 --> 00:45:17,671 'cause tomorrow there will be another story. 666 00:45:20,737 --> 00:45:22,618 Nobody stays. 667 00:45:26,169 --> 00:45:27,918 Nothing stays. 668 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:33,185 Just this. 669 00:45:49,522 --> 00:45:52,522 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 670 00:45:52,523 --> 00:45:56,071 _/Yellow Sub_ contact@yellowsubteam.com