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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Well, hello there.
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My name... it's not important,
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but what is, is the next half hour.
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You're going to see a cautionary tale
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that may greatly influence
your next hot tub purchase.
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Here we go.
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(alarm clock beeping)
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(turns alarm off)
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Wait, Stan.
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Maybe we could do a little,
you know, morning grind.
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Wish I had time, but you know
how busy my days are.
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Oh, you're being ridiculous.
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It takes, like, two minutes.
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Let me break down my day
for you-- I'm up at 7:00.
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From 7:00 to 7:08, I brush,
shave, shower... (farts)
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From 7:08 to 7:09,
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I frantically eat Grape-Nuts.
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Then I have until 7:45
to take out the trash,
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mow the lawn,
and feed Klaus his omelet.
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7:45 to 9:00,
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drive Steve to school
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and pick up Roger's dry cleaning.
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9:00 to 9:10,
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park, coffee, desk.
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9:11 to 9:12,
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think about 9/11.
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FRANCINE:
I get it, Stan,
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you're busy.
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Great, the time we've spent
talking about this
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has put me off schedule.
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Now I'll have to shave in the car.
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Steve, out!
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Aw, damn it!
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Asian!
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This is not my fault,
Stan, I was texting.
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(phone chimes)
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(whining):
Dad, I'm going to be late.
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Look, I-I-I don't have time for this.
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I have to get this kid to
soccer practice and then-- aah!
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Back problems, huh?
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Come on, I'm gonna get you fixed up.
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Well, I guess it's up to me
to get to soccer practice.
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(tires screeching)
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(crashing)
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What are we doing here?
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You need to loosen up that back,
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and nothing can get you
looser than a hot 'cuzzi.
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Look at me, I'm all loosey-goosey.
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(gargling)
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It's all thanks to my hot tub.
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Margaritte, set this man up
with some jets.
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Hi, I'm Margaritte.
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Look, I'm sorry, I'm not
really a hot tub guy.
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I have a family.
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Okay, first of all,
you need to let go
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of any preconceived notions
you have about tubs.
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We have a wide selection of tubs
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and can find the tub
that is right for you.
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Look at this tub.
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This is a family tub, DVD player...
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put The Princess and the Frog
on there.
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It's a good movie, man.
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A lot of people ain't see it
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because they weren't ready
to accept a black princess,
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and that's what
I'm talking about, man,
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being open-minded.
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Just be free and see
what's around you.
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Find your tub.
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♪ Well... ♪
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That is not for you.
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That is a used tub from the '70s,
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a single man's tub designed
for a party lifestyle.
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It's like it called to me.
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Come on, Stan,
that is a used hot tub.
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That's gross, man.
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This is an anything-goes tub.
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Please, man, you got a family.
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This tub ain't for you.
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I'll take it.
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Oh, Stan, I can't believe
we have a hot tub!
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Let's have a dip
before I pick up the kids.
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I'm gonna take a quick deuce
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and then put on your favorite bikini.
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This was a stupid impulse buy.
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When am I even gonna have
time for this?
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Dip a toe.
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Wha-- who said that?
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Ain't nobody got to know.
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Just dip a toe.
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Wait, you can talk?
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I can do a whole lot
more than talk, baby.
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♪ Yeah, don't worry so much ♪
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♪ Just give the water a touch ♪
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♪ Nobody has to know ♪
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♪ And if the time is right,
just let your mind ignite ♪
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♪ Nobody has to know
that you dipped a toe ♪
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♪ Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip-Dipped a toe ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Oh, God.
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♪ Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip-Dipped a toe ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Oh, yes.
♪ No reason to hide ♪
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♪ Get all the way inside ♪
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Oh, God.
♪ I'm gonna take you for a ride. ♪
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Oh, fun...
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(toilet flushes)
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Wazzup?
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Stan, do we have time for this?
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Shh.
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All that matters right now
is that we take our time
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and do this right.
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(moaning)
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(gasps)
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(moans)
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That old hot tub loosened Stan
right on up.
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Now he's got lady foot in his mouth.
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That's cool.
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That... was...
the... best...
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sex... I...
ever... had...
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with you.
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That hot tub-- whoo!
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Oh, you have to try it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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Hit the jets and watch us blast off.
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♪ There's something goin' on
beneath the water ♪
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♪ People gettin' hot ♪
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♪ Makin' sons
and daughters ♪
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♪ It's just you
and me and L-U-V ♪
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♪ In the T-U-B ♪
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♪ Hot tub of love ♪
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♪ Bubbles in the tub,
bubbles in the glass ♪
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♪ Fig in your mouth
and my finger in your ♪
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♪ Bass! ♪
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♪ We're making love tonight ♪
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♪ Making intercontinental
love tonight... ♪
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Are we above Egypt?
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STAN:
That's Mount Rushmore.
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♪ Givin' you a hickey
over the Mighty Mississippi ♪
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♪ Suckin' on your toe
over downtown Tokyo ♪
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♪ We're doin' this dance
over Paris, France ♪
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♪ Chuck Berry me over Germany ♪
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♪ We're going all the way ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's not a race ♪
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♪ We can take it slow ♪
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♪ Into outer space ♪
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♪ It's just you and me ♪
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Three...
♪ Hot tub ♪
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...two, one.
♪ Of love... ♪
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We have lift off.
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♪ Oh, yeah,
'cause we can take our time ♪
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♪ Don't have to wait in line ♪
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♪ This hot tub's in the V.I.P. ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ Give me the address
to the ocean ♪
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♪ I'm 'bout to write it
a letter ♪
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♪ You may be the ocean ♪
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♪ But I'm hotter and wetter ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey. ♪
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Dad, hey!
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Hello, you didn't pick me up!
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I sat outside school like
an idiot for over four hours!
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Then I walked home
like a, like an animal!
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Do you even care?
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I mean, did you even pick
Roger up from soccer practice?
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(crickets chirping)
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Stan, the hot tub is great,
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but you need to take Steve to school.
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But I'm only halfway through my soak.
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Gee, Dad, I'd love to
get in the hot tub, too,
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but I can't because I'm pretty sure
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my parents (bleep) in it last night.
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(sighs)
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Well, damn, man, you all tight again.
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Yeah, I don't want to go to work.
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Hey, we should have a party.
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No can do.
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Okay, okay, okay, I hear you.
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But what if we did?
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(laughing)
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Ow, baby, yeah!
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Man, I got to tell you, I
was wrong about this tub.
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It is so deluxe.
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It seems more advanced
than a modern-day tub,
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which is strange.
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Great party, Stan.
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I brought you some of this Spa Down.
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Now, you'll need it
after a party like this.
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All the... body oils...
you know what I mean...
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it affects the chemistry
of the water,
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so when the tub gets out of control,
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just use some of this Spa Down
to calm it down.
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FRANCINE:
What the hell?!
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Get out, all of you!
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Who were those women, Papa?
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Steve, go inside.
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Stan, ever since you
got this hot tub,
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you've been acting different.
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You are taking a break from this tub.
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(sighs)
Fine.
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(water swirling)
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(meowing)
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Come on, babe, you still mad?
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Yes.
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Stan, we can't just
do whatever we want.
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We're parents.
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You don't think that every
single day of my life
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I want to do coke?
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But I can't because
I have PTA tomorrow.
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And you need to clean the garage,
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Do the bills, do the gutters.
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The car needs an oil change,
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You have to look at that
busted sprinkler head,
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you need to help Steve
with his homework,
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move that wood pile out back.
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Stan!
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Are you listening to me?
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Yeah, yeah, of course,
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I'll, I'll do all of that
in the morning.
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Okay, good.
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Good night.
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HOT TUB:
Oh, Stan.
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Ah...
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I think I figured out the
root to all your problems.
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It's that family of yours...
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they are stressing you out.
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Totes, but it's my family.
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W-What am I supposed to do?
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♪ Do whatever you like,
do whatever you like... ♪
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Shh, keep your voice down a bit.
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♪ Do whatever you like,
do whatever you like ♪
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♪ If the bubbles feel good ♪
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♪ Hop on in
and let me take you away... ♪
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I can only soak a minute.
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I can't stay longer than that.
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♪ Well, this is your life ♪
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♪ Stick a finger in my jet,
it's not gay ♪
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♪ Upstairs is Franc-agne,
downstairs is champagne ♪
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These bubbles go
straight to my head.
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♪ Do whatever you like ♪
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♪ Do whatever you like ♪
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I don't know, I have a family,
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but I do like to do whatever I like.
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What time is it?
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Damn.
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Why is it so hot in here?
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(groans)
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♪ I must be dreamin' ♪
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♪ This room seems
to be steamin' ♪
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Wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
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(water gurgling)
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♪ Is that a bubbly sound
I'm hearin'? ♪
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♪ There's water everywhere and ♪
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♪ I'm freakin',
straight tweakin' ♪
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♪ Where is my man? ♪
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♪ He best not be creepin'. ♪
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Stan! It's not what it looks like!
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Get out of that tub right now!
262
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:35,593
HOT TUB:
♪ Don't listen to her, listen to me ♪
263
00:11:35,677 --> 00:11:37,822
♪ You got to hit the tub
if you wanna be free ♪
264
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,731
♪ I'm your wife,
listen what I say ♪
265
00:11:40,816 --> 00:11:42,660
♪ Out of that tub or no bootay ♪
266
00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:45,019
♪ What should I do?
I don't know ♪
267
00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:47,081
♪ I can't get out
'cause it is too cold ♪
268
00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:51,627
♪ Frustration versus
relaxation, uh-huh ♪
269
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:55,780
♪ I feel so conflicted,
but this is up to me ♪
270
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:58,082
♪ On one hand,
there's the hot tub ♪
271
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:00,470
♪ The other's family ♪
272
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:03,306
♪ So what's it gonna be?! ♪
273
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,905
Choose, Stan.
274
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,935
Your family or this hot tub?
275
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:09,794
(water bubbling)
276
00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:12,980
(engine starting,
tires squealing)
277
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,799
Man, I'm so relaxed.
278
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:26,636
HOT TUB:
Yeah, now this feels right,
279
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,339
just a bachelor and his tub!
280
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,392
Hey, yo, man, let me get
another one of them figs.
281
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,398
That was the last one.
282
00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:40,817
I should probably go to the store.
283
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,220
I'll just take another day off work.
284
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:45,765
I don't do jack there anyway.
285
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,108
(crackling thunder)
286
00:12:52,613 --> 00:12:54,998
Thanks for letting
us stay here, Mah Mah.
287
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,734
Oh, baby, is it another woman?
288
00:12:57,802 --> 00:13:00,871
No. It's a hot tub.
289
00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:02,906
When are we going home, big bro?
290
00:13:02,957 --> 00:13:07,627
♪ Been three hours since
I saw you walk away from me ♪
291
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,412
(echoing):
♪ Me ♪
292
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,549
♪ I didn't know the way ♪
293
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,519
♪ And I didn't have
the words to speak ♪
294
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,220
(echoing):
♪ Speak, speak ♪
295
00:13:17,271 --> 00:13:20,140
♪ All I knew was Daddy's gone ♪
296
00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:21,892
(echoing):
♪ Gone ♪
297
00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:27,764
♪ And we're not going home
ever again ♪
298
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:35,815
♪ We're never gonna find
another father like you ♪
299
00:13:36,157 --> 00:13:39,910
♪ No, we won't, no, we won't,
no, we won't ♪
300
00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:41,545
(echoing):
♪ Oh, Daddy ♪
301
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,613
(echoing):
♪ We're crying ♪
302
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:46,449
♪ This is because of you! ♪
303
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,327
♪ I see you
in my dreams at night ♪
304
00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:49,920
♪ Whatever did I do? ♪
305
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,805
♪ And every day
I'm wanting more ♪
306
00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:53,456
♪ Something just ain't right ♪
♪ With all my might ♪
307
00:13:53,508 --> 00:13:55,125
♪ It wasn't 'cause of me ♪
♪ I'm trying to call out ♪
308
00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,560
♪ I think it's 'cause ♪
309
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,844
♪ Of you ♪
♪ To you ♪
310
00:13:57,929 --> 00:13:59,629
(echoing):
♪ You, you, you, you... ♪
311
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,481
(echoing):
Daddy!
312
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:03,767
BOTH:
♪ Daddy's gone ♪
313
00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:07,521
♪ And we're not going home ♪
314
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:10,841
♪ Ever again. ♪
315
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,900
(entrance bells tinkling)
316
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,401
Hey, sorry, man.
We closed.
317
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,804
I'm only here after hours
because I'm doing some research,
318
00:14:23,871 --> 00:14:26,407
trying to track down the maker
of this used hot tub I sold.
319
00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:29,376
Because so many things about it
are seeming strange.
320
00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:31,746
(techno beat playing)
321
00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:42,639
♪ Doing research ♪
322
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,074
MAN (with deep voice):
I'm doing research.
323
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:45,942
♪ So much freaking research ♪
324
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,829
So much freaking research.
325
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:52,983
♪ Looking through old books
and old documents ♪
326
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,735
So much material out there.
327
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:56,604
♪ Relevant ♪
328
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,356
That's relevant.
329
00:14:58,573 --> 00:15:00,707
♪ Irrelevant ♪
330
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,776
Totally irrelevant.
331
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,628
♪ Super irrelevant ♪
332
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,163
Whoa, whoa, what was that?
333
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,199
♪ Back to being relevant. ♪
334
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,617
(touch tones sounding)
335
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,434
(phone ringing, beep)
336
00:15:11,502 --> 00:15:12,836
Hey, it's Lewis!
337
00:15:12,904 --> 00:15:14,704
I can never find the damn phone!
338
00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:16,139
(beep)
339
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,707
MARGARITTE:
Lewis, it's the hot tub!
340
00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,543
I did some research, man.
341
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,645
It used to have
a stripper pole in it!
342
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,146
They banned it because some tubs,
343
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,582
when they get struck
by lightning, they come alive!
344
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:26,551
b is alive,
345
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,685
and it escaped
from a mental institution
346
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,020
and did some rapes.
347
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:31,347
(beep)
What are you saying, Margaritte?
348
00:15:31,622 --> 00:15:35,309
I'm saying the hot tub is a murderer!
349
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,938
(tires squealing)
350
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,235
Stan? Stan?!
351
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,237
Hey, Stan, present yourself!
352
00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:48,905
I'm scared for you!
353
00:15:51,108 --> 00:15:53,410
I have a hot tub.
354
00:16:01,018 --> 00:16:03,103
The hot tub-- it's not out bac!
355
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:08,426
It's in the house.
356
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,893
(whispering):
Lewis, we need to drain it.
357
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:19,770
Hey, boys, y'all come to party?
358
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:21,814
(yells)
It is alive!
359
00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:25,151
HOT TUB:
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
360
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,777
(high-pitched whirring,
Lewis yells)
361
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,111
Oh, hell, no!
362
00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:29,488
I survived too much craziness
363
00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:31,157
to go out like this!
364
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,083
(gasping)
365
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,286
(yelling)
366
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,497
(beep)
367
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,457
(yelling)
368
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,630
Oh, my calves are getting tired!
My calves!
369
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,340
(whoosh)
370
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,676
(tires squealing)
Okay, I'm not gonna die.
371
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,219
I'm not gonna die! Aahh!
372
00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,221
(tires squealing)
373
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,641
(tires squeak)
374
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,559
(whoosh)
375
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:01,479
♪ ♪
376
00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:05,532
Fun party, right?
377
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,584
I think me and Susan are gonna slip
378
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,320
into something a little more...
diaphragmy.
379
00:17:10,371 --> 00:17:12,255
Mm-hmm.
380
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,544
I'm not so sure
I can go through with this.
381
00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:20,297
I like to party,
but I'm still a married man.
382
00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:22,541
Man, forget Francine.
383
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:26,586
You got two insecure,
emotionally damaged girls here
384
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,421
who are half your age.
385
00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:30,716
This is the dream!
386
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,665
(phone ringing)
387
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,433
Hello.
388
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:42,469
No! She no talk to you.
389
00:17:42,536 --> 00:17:43,729
What do you want?
390
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,105
STAN:
I was a fool.
391
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,439
I miss you.
392
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:48,508
Come home, Francine.
393
00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:51,862
Oh, Stan!
394
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,997
(tires squealing)
395
00:17:54,048 --> 00:17:56,367
(tires squeak)
396
00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,502
(doorbell ringing)
397
00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,671
What you doing here?
398
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,374
What?
You call her.
399
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,841
I didn't call...
400
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,460
(gasps)
Hot tub!
401
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:10,798
(evil cackling)
402
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,399
Francine!
403
00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:17,513
Stan?
404
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,849
♪ Ooh, woo, woo, woo. ♪
405
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,183
Stan, are you in here?
406
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,519
Where's Stan?
407
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,271
(engine revving,
tires squealing)
408
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,580
Well, well,
409
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,916
if it isn't Francine.
410
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,861
Why don't you get in the tub?
411
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,169
Who said that?
412
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,530
Me, baby.
413
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,658
Come on, get in the tub.
414
00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,452
What are you?
415
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,705
♪ I said you know
you wanna get in the tub ♪
416
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,123
Absolutely not.
♪ Yeah... ♪
417
00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:48,210
Come on, I got a rotating jet
with your ass's name on it.
418
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:51,630
I'm not gonna do it,
so just leave me alone, okay?
419
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,758
What's wrong, Francine?
420
00:18:54,024 --> 00:18:55,718
What have you done with my husband?
421
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,720
(evil cackling)
422
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,805
You'd better get in this tub,
Francine.
423
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,141
No, I will not!
Get over here!
424
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,728
(screaming)
425
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,237
(glass breaking)
426
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,485
Give me back my wife!
427
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,070
I thought getting your family
out of here was enough,
428
00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:16,930
but they're still on your mind.
429
00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:18,699
So I got to get them off this Earth!
430
00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:19,700
Oh, damn!
431
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:22,620
Stan!
432
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,705
No! Why are you doing this?!
433
00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:28,209
That family was gonna take you
away from me just like before!
434
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,460
What are you talking about?!
435
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,713
- Well, I was custom-made for Joe Nakash...
- What?!
436
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,648
Joe was the founder
of Jordache jeans.
437
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:38,134
He was a serious bachelor, man.
438
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:41,938
We threw wild parties,
had incredible times...
439
00:19:41,989 --> 00:19:44,974
until Joe met a girl.
440
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:49,162
They had a family and started
using me less and less.
441
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:52,782
Eventually, not at all.
442
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,684
And that's what happens to hot tubs
443
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:55,945
when you have families.
444
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,405
They don't get used as much.
445
00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:00,573
So, I killed Joe's family.
446
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,941
Are you crazy?
447
00:20:02,009 --> 00:20:04,161
Of course people choose families
over hot tubs!
448
00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:05,812
You know what?
449
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,623
You can be with your wife again.
450
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,966
Because you'll both be dead!
451
00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:13,170
(yelling)
452
00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,558
♪ Once again back,
it's the hot tub ♪
453
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,977
♪ With a thirst for blood
and I don't need you, Stan ♪
454
00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:22,695
♪ Don't wanna be my wingman?
Fine, I'll just carry out ♪
455
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,364
♪ My evil plan,
I got a house and a phone ♪
456
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:26,366
♪ I'ma call some freaks
that I don't know too well ♪
457
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,284
♪ Don't wanna partake with me,
you and your wife ♪
458
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,437
♪ Can both go to hell,
I'm a psychotic ♪
459
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,188
JETS: ♪ Psychotic! ♪
♪ Hot tub ♪
460
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,456
♪ Hot tub ♪
♪ I got it ♪
461
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,208
♪ I got it ♪
♪ Locked up ♪
462
00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:37,360
♪ Locked up ♪
♪ Yo mind, body ♪
463
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:38,628
♪ Mind, body ♪
♪ And yo soul ♪
464
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,079
♪ I'm in control,
don't get crazy ♪
465
00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:43,367
♪ I'm lettin'
them bubbles pop, what?! ♪
466
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,536
HOT TUB:
Bye, Stan!
467
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:54,010
When the tub gets out of control,
468
00:20:54,061 --> 00:20:57,897
just use some of this Spa Down
to calm it down.
469
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:03,721
(coughing)
470
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:08,506
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
471
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,578
Well, there you have it.
That's our story.
472
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:13,496
Stan's dead. Good night!