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So ya see, this engine is an exact replica of a 1951
Santa fe trudge master.
Wow.
See these four rivets right here?
A 1952 model would have six rivets.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm super-bored by this.
Well, if you would have been at my train club meeting
on Saturday night, you wouldn't've been "bored"
watchin' this baby in action.
Pretty sure I woulda been.
Hi, Carls.
Hey, pretty baby.
Hey, lil' samanther.
Alllll right, let's cool it with the public display
of affection.
Oh, c'mon, we haven't kissed in two days.
Our lips are starving.
Over the weekend?
'Cuz we didn't see each other.
You didn't go "play trains"
with him on Saturday night?
Nah, my mom and I went to dinner then we did some..."Shopping."
After school right?
Can't.
I gotta go with my mom to her lady doctor.
And I thought you said you were going to soccer practice.
Oh yeah.
You joined the soccer team?
Nah, me and Wendy are just gonna hang out by the bleachers
and hit golf balls toward the field.
That's when the soccer girls are out in the open.
Okay... so you guys aren't gonna hang out together today,
and you didn't see each other at all this weekend?
Nope.
Uh, nuh-uh.
Isn't that kinda weird?
Nah.
We're just not into the same kind of things.
Different strokes, bay-beh.
But you're a couple now.
So?
So part of dating is you learning to like stuff he likes,
and you learning to like stuff she likes.
Well...I got another meeting with my model train club
on Wednesday night.
Wanna come?
Should I be polite and lie?
Yes.
I'd love to, baby.
Aw, that's m'little fibber.
Are you guys about to start soccer practice?
Uh-huh.
Gotta run!
Sam... Soccer girls are not targets!
Stay my baby.
You know I hate it when you do that voice.
What voice are you talking about?
Stop doing the voice.
Stop doing it...Stop doing it.
Stop it.
Spencer!
What're you doing here?
I was just cruisin' by on my motorcycle.
Thought ya might want a ride home from skyool.
Okay, but do you mind if we stop... wait, wait, wait.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Who is that woman?
Uhh, that's miss Hamilton.
She works for principal Franklin.
No way! Jenna?!
Hey Jenna!
Hi.
Can I help you with something?
Oh come on, you don't remember me?!
Uhhhhh... alright, maybe this will remind you... no Jenna!
I don't wanna go to bed!
I wanna stay up and watch full house with Dave coulier!
Oh my God! Spencer shay?!
You got it, dude!
I am so lost here.
Jenna was my babysitter when I was like ten years old
and she... how old were you?
I dunno. Fifteen?
Yeah you were.
So, maybe we should get together for dinner or something.
I would love that.
This is Jenna!
I see Jenna.
Oh.
Colleen, what happened?
I...I dunno... I was on the soccer field about to kick the ball
and something hit me in the head.
Ah jeez.
I should take her to the nurse.
Yeah, yeah... Get her to the nurse.
Well, uh, I'll call ya!
You better.
What could've hit that girl in the head?
I know nothing.
In 5, 4, 3, 2...
♪ I know, you see ♪
♪ somehow the world ♪
♪ will change for me ♪
♪ and be so wonderful ♪
♪ live life, breathe air ♪
♪ I know somehow ♪
♪ we're gonna get there ♪
♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
♪ it's all for real ♪
♪ I'm telling you ♪
♪ just how I feel ♪
♪ so wake up ♪
♪ the members of my nation ♪
♪ it's your time to be ♪
♪ there's no chance ♪
♪ unless you take one ♪
♪ every time ♪
♪ just see the brighter side ♪
♪ of every situation ♪
♪ some things are meant to be ♪
♪ so give it your best ♪
♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
♪ leave it all to me ♪
♪ (leave it all to me) ♪
♪ leave it all to me ♪
♪ just leave it all to me ♪
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For your shortcakes?
- Sure. - Yes!
I think it's sweet your sister's being our little server tonight.
Yeah, she can be real sweet when I offer to pay her
twenty bucks.
You said forty.
Forty bucks.
Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Immediately.
Okay, well when I was ten... And you were my babysitter...
I had a little crush on you.
You knew?!
You wrote me love poems... And don't you remember the night
my boyfriend came over?
And I told him he had a stupid face?
Yes, and then you bit him.
Yeeeaahhh, he was salty.
Oh gosh, it's already eleven o'clock.
I should go.
Ahhh.
Bye Carly!
See you at school!
And you should go to bed.
No way!
There is a boy meets world marathon on starting at midnight.
Ah!
You're not watching that.
But it's Ben savage!
You need to get some sleep!
You promised that guy you'd finish his sculpture
by the end of the week and you haven't even started on it.
But I just wanna... sncer.
Go brush your teeth and go to bed.
Okay.
It was good seeing you again.
Back atcha.
Uhh... Look, a murderer!
See ya.
You're a man-child.
Well, you have a stupid face.
See?
That's what I mean when I say you're a man-child...
Excuse me?
Oh, what?
You just proved it.
You just proved you're a man-child.
You proved it... Poop!
Man-child.
You're seven minutes late.
I know, I'm sorry... Sam made me stop at the hardware store.
They were havin' a sale on hatchets.
Hey, she's a girl.
No girls allowed at train club meetings.
C'mon, let her stay... she's cool.
Yeah... bringing the number of cool people in this room
to one... And a half.
Aw. I know.
Gross, they're flirting!
C'mon. Out ya go, girl!
Hey! Let go of my wrist!
Sam?
You're squeezin' too hard!
Sam!
Let go of my wrist!
Sam?
Let...Let go...Of... My... oh, Sam.
Anybody else wanna throw me out?
Oh, no. You can stay.
Okay, let's get this meeting
okay, let's get this meeting of the training bros started.
You really don't want to say that in front of me
while I'm holding a hatchet.
While I'm holding a hatchet.
And...Sit.
C'mon quackers...Sit.
We're not putting this duck on iCarly!
Why not?
'Cuz he has no talent.
But what am I gonna do with him?
Take him back to the pond.
What?
And just let all the other ducks laugh at him
'cuz he failed at show business?
...And they were shocked when they saw the X-ray.
Hey hey, we're back.
How was pint's?
Best lasagna ever.
I know, right?
You guys have the cheesecake?
No. Jenna wouldn't let me have dessert.
'Cuz someone refused to eat his vegetables.
I didn't wanna.
Is that a duck?
Yes.
Does he have any talent?
None.
Okay Spencer, tell you what... What?
Since we didn't have dessert, you want me to make you
some popcorn?
Will ya?!
After you brush your teeth and get into your pajamas.
Why can't I just have... whiny boys don't get popcorn.
I'm not whining.
I'm not whining!
Is that his date, or his babysitter?
Or his babysitter? I'm not sure.
He doesn't understand!!!
Okay, can you guys make one a'these trains move?
Can I at least get that much excitement tonight?
Train number one or number two?
Well, you make me think of number two, so let's go with that.
So let's go with that. Behold.
Good run. Good run.
Very smooth.
Why are you all clapping?
None of you are ever gonna get married... boys!
Who wants milk and fig nooters?!
Oh!
Nooters!
Oh my God.
Okay, that's it, that's all.
Hey, no.
C'mon, it's almost over.
Why'd you turn it off?
Because that movie is too scary for Spencer.
No it's not.
Movies like that give you nightmares.
C'mon, it's almost over!
I said "no."
Why can't we j- that's it... go to bed.
But I don't... but I don't... right now.
Is like a grown man now.
Sorta.
So?
Well...You're kinda treating him like a child.
Go to bed, Carly.
I'm not tired.
Go to bed.
But... but... Good night.
And sit down.
Let's finish this thing.
Uh, no.
I have had much better nooters.
Dude, your mom's nooters are stale.
They're all like crunchy on the outside.
They're nasty.
It makes a noise.
Hey, what's she doing?!
Look, I set up both trains to go at the same time.
No!
- No! - Sam don't!
Okay, model trains are pretty cool.
- There's train in my milk. - Drink it!
Wow. Your sculpture's just starting to look really good.
Thanks.
Can I have a juice pouch?
You've had enough juice.
Okay.
Aw great.
What?
Listen to this email I just got from my model train club guys.
"Dear Freddie.
"Due to the recent explosion "at our last meeting
"caused by your female, "you are hereby kicked out
"of the training bros.
"Please return your cap, "whistle, and protective cup
within three business days."
What's a protective cup?
It's this thing you put on... hey, hey, hey.
She's not ready for that.
Cup of what?
I'm sorry I got ya kicked out, baby.
It's not your fault.
Carly's the one who said we needed to participate
in each other's activities.
Okay, so Sam didn't fit in with your "training bros".
Why don't you try doing something Sam likes?
Okay.
What's the least illegal thing you like to do?
Oooh, least illegal?
Uh?
Oh, well, on Saturday I'm goin' to visit
my favorite cousin and Uncle. ... You can come with.
That doesn't sound too bad.
They live where?
Prison.
'Course.
Okay let's go.
ICarly starts in twenty.
Hey, you guys are doin' the cowboy and the idiot farm girl
who thinks the cowboy's mustache is a squirrel?
Yep.
Yessir.
Aw, c'mon we gotta go up and watch this.
Uh, you can play after you finish your sculpture.
But the guy's not coming to pick it up 'til Sunday.
Spencer... Why can't we just... hey!
Okaaaaay!
Hey, hey, Sammy!
Uncle carmine!
Hey.
'Sup Chaz?
Uh, the same ol'.
Uh, this your new fella?
Oh, the b-f?
Uh, yeah. Freddie, this is my Uncle carmine and my cousin Chaz.
Freddie Benson.
Delightful to meet you guys.
Hey, you just be good to our little Sammy.
Or we'll stab ya.
All over.
So uhhh... I brought you the stuff.
You did not!
Two of 'em.
Where?
No way!
They're in his pants!
Uh huh.
Oh c'mon, hand 'em over.
Quick while the guards ain't lookin'.
I'm not comfortable with this.
Will you hurry?
Fine!
Okay, w-w-wait... Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Whoa, whoakay...Oh!
Prisoners in my pants.
Alright.
Hey!
That kid's got somethin'
in his pants!
No, I don't!
It's uh, it's a, growth!
Honey glazed hams?
Nice try, carmine.
Take these two to the hole.
What are you gonna... hey, watch the arm!
I didn't know about the hams!
I'm an American citizen!
I got pork rights!
Yeah, what about our pork rights?!
So now what, they're gonna stab me?
No.
Not 'til they get outta here.
...And then Sam yelled at me all the way home.
Well, it shouldn't have taken you that long to pull 'em out.
Oh, excuse me for not being skilled
at removing hams from my pants.
So.
Maybe it's not so important that you guys do things together.
You were the one who said it was.
Well, I don't have a boyfriend, so what do I know?
I need a biscuit.
You guys want some biscuits?
No.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll get Sam a biscuit but Freddie doesn't want a biscuit, so...
I'm sorry I couldn't get the hams outta my pants.
I'm sorry I blew up your 1952 Fudge master.
Trudge master.
Trudge.
And it was a 1951.
You can tell because the '52 has six rivets on the front,
whereas... shut up.
"...So the pudgy monkey "went up to the man
"in the floppy hat and said, "'mister floppy hat man...
"will you show me the way to banana land?'"
and then what happened?
Well..."The floppy hat man "looked at the pudgy monkey
"and said, 'I'll show you "the way to banana land, "but first,
I'm gonna tickle you!'"
okay.
Stop it, don't do it!
Okay...Okay... This needs to stop right now.
What?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?!
You're lying there wearing footsie pajamas
while this "woman" reads you the adventures of the pudgy monkey,
and you're asking me what's the probl?!?!
Isn't it past your bedtime?
You're not the babysitter a'me!
And you're not his babysitter anymore, either!
You two are not having a normal relationship here!
But I like her... And she smells pretty.
We've known each other forever.
I know, but I think you two are taking this "connection" you have
and you're trying to force it into a boyfriend/girlfriend
relationship.
I mean, doesn't it feel a little bizarre and unnatural?
Yes.
I'm creepy.
Well, don't feel bad.
Just... I don't know, be friends or something.
But stop pretending you can be boyfriend and girlfriend
when you both know it's just weird and wrong.
This is weird and wrong.
Yeah. I'll just go.
Wait, Jenna.
Before you leave... Yes?
Does the pudgy monkey ever make it to banana land?
Well, the real point of the story isn't whether
he makes it to banana land.
It's about the things he learns along the way... does he make it
to banana land?
Yes.
Good night!
So... She wasn't talking about us.
I know.
But...Do you think maybe you and I are taking
some "connection" we have... And... ...Trying to force it
into a boyfriend/girlfriend thing?
Yeah.
Well, I mean...I dunno... It's like, after all the years
of us being, like, at each other's throats...
And you kissing me... That night at school...
It was pretty...Intense.
Hey, it put me in a mental hospital.
So... The kiss was just "intense"?
And fun.
Yeah, I just... I don't know if you and me really "click"...
That way.
Yeah.
But maybe one day, if you get a little more normal...
...Or you get a little more abnormal... So did we just break up?
Feels like it.
But, it was...Mutual, right?
Yeah.
But I'm still gonna tell people I dumped your butt and broke
your nerdy little heart.
Fair enough.
Oh well.
I love you.
I love you too.
It's only ten-thirty.
That works.
Okay.
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