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- Did I make it home in time for bed?
- Well, you missed it by half an hour,
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but we had an awesome day.
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You look great.
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Wow. Not as great as this.
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What's goin' on?
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Eh, just a little
homemade gnocchi is all.
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Ooh.
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Yeah, I-I purchased
a gnocchi paddle...
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- Mm.
- It's kind of a maiden voyage.
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Oh, my God.
That is so good.
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It's pissing me off.
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- Oh.
- Damn you, gnocchi, you bitch.
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It's ricotta-based,
n-not potato.
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It's...I was
on Gwyneth Paltrow's website.
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She kind of walked me through it.
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- Oh.
- Oh, also...
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- If the mood strikes us...
- Mm-hmm.
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We can also take
a night flight...
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[Salsa music]
To Cuba.
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- Uh!
- Ooh.
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[Spanish accent] I've been
studying Latin dance
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and discovered that it is
much too difficult.
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[Spanish accent]
Well, I will join you
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in this forbidden dance, but first...
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Let me slip into something
more comfor-table.
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Gracias, señorita.
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Yeah, you know, actually
maintaining romance
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in a relationship
is very, very important.
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At least, that's what Gwyneth says.
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As tweeted
from the London spice market.
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All right, let's eat.
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- Hey. You are... comfortable.
- Comfor-table.
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You know, they...They say
the key to rolling it
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is to find, like, a relaxed place...
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Mm. Oh, my God.
You are so good at making this.
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Oh, you know what?
I have to put some, uh,
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- I got some shaved parmesan...
- Mm. Doesn't need cheese.
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No, I don't need any parmesan.
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Okay, well, you know,
one at time is the...Oh.
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Oh, jeez. Yikes.
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You know what? Maybe you wanna
just go and put on the, um...
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You know, that see-throughy
sweater you used to always wear.
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- See, that's a nice one.
- Well, no, actually,
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this stain matches all
the spit-up stains on this one,
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so it's okay.
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I love you, honey.
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- [Chuckles] I-I love you.
- Mm.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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[Baby coos]
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Hey, can I ask you somethin'?
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Only if it's personal, bro.
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I feel like lately, while...
While still awesome,
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Reagan hasn't been exactly...
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Delivering on the sexiness front
the way she used to, you know?
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Mas, por favor.
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It's like, she goes to work all
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super-smokin' hot business lady.
But when she comes home,
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it's straight into maternity jeans.
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- With the elastic waist.
- Y-yeah.
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And while the baby's gone,
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there's, like,
this saggy, denim pouch
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where a baby used to be,
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and now, I...
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And I can't say anything.
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- No, you cannot!
- Right.
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So it's hopeless.
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No, you can lead by example.
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You can't ask for it,
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but if you put sexy out there,
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maybe it'll put her
in the mood to respond.
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I feel like
I'm putting sexy out there.
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Yeah?
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I made gnocchi the other night.
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Oh, so you
boiled balls of potato
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and expect that tasty slice to
slap on some latex thigh highs?
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They were ricotta-based,
but that was Gwyneth.
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Listen, after the baby,
my wife and I were living
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in a sweatpants purgatory.
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I got us out.
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I can help you.
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Do you want me to help you?
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Yeah, totally.
Yes.
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Okay. But first,
Henry and I
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are gonna do a couple sets
on the bouncy frog.
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Okay.
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Let's go, bro.
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Buenos dias, señoras.
Como estan ustedes hoy?
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Are you kidding me
with the Spanish?
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How awesome is he?
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[Applause]
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One more time for Dr. Deon!
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Dr. Deon's book, the hip-hop heart,
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is available now on kindle.
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Like I tell my audience,
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"there's no beat more important
than the heartbeat."
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- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?
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Oh.
Benjamin "B-ro" Roth,
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who was Ava's ex-fiance/
crappy boy-band member,
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is getting married.
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I didn't know Ava had a fiance.
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Yeah, well.
It didn't end well.
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It was the classic boy meets girl,
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boy embezzles girl's life savings,
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girl torches boy's tour bus
while screaming,
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"is your ho in there?
I smell burnt ho."
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[Sighs]
She's so assertive.
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I wish I had her strength.
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Oh, God, I hope
she doesn't have her phone.
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Extremely valuable.
30 minutes a day.
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That's all it takes to reduce
your risk of stroke by 20%.
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She has her phone.
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We're gonna take a quick break.
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Brace yourself.
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Ava always spins
out of control over B-ro.
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Here we go.
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This show is out of control!
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Honey?
Honey, you know what?
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That's...That's actually... you can't...
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Okay. Okay.
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Ava.
Ava, it's bolted down.
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You're gonna hurt yourself.
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I would...I would take my hands
off of that right now.
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Okay. Well, you wanna-- Ava. Ava?
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[Screaming]
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Okay. Okay.
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- More!
- You know what? You know what?
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- More! More!
- I'm gonna just do it for you.
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- Stand back. Stand back.
- More.
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Let's just do it calmly.
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Let's just do it nice and calmly.
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There it goes.
It breaks.
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Okay. All better.
Back to work.
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Okay. They...God,
they're so high on your waist.
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Turn around. Turn around.
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And there's this plateau
that covers your whole backside.
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And I don't even know what
this bubble in the seat is.
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Are you kidding?
The bubble is--
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the bubble was
in a different spot bef...
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What the hell have I been doing?
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Why would Reagan
wanna dress up for me?
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N-no.
Don't shame-spiral.
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We're fixing this.
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Let's talk tops.
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How do you feel about your chest?
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I don't know. I feel pretty
good about it, I guess.
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Well, I don't know
how to feel about it.
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Your shirt's so bulky and uncertain.
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I look at your chest,
and I see a big question mark.
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All right.
Let's assess your underwear.
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Right now?
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Let's assess your underwear.
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Drop your drawers.
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Oh, my God.
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Not even laundry day.
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Dude, you can do
so much better.
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Here, check this out.
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They're Swedish.
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Made by Bjorn Borg.
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The tennis player
makes underwear?
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No, the underwear-maker
played tennis.
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Oh, while we're at it...
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You know about "the flex," right?
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N-no.
Not at all.
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You're about to know about it
right now.
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Are you kiddin'?
Look at that!
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Look at the lift you get.
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It's, like, 40% more butt.
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I don't like to put
a number on it,
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but that's probably about right.
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Thank you so much, man.
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Reagan's really gonna love all this.
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Just keep the body tight...
But the message subtle.
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[Chuckles]
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You're a good dude.
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You're a good dude.
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Maybe we should put
our pants back on.
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Yeah, I was thinking
the same thing.
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Listen, I know you're upset
about B-ro,
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but you have a whole audience
out there who's waiting.
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No, this show is a mess.
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Look at this.
Look!
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So this is the moment,
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where I'm having this emotional
moment with Dr. Deon.
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Then, all of a sudden, poof!
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You cut to Kenny Rogers burping.
Look at this.
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- Okay.
- Look.
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- Listen. Ava. Ava.
- Out, in.
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Oh, there goes a burp.
Back out, back in, out...
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Ava, it's okay to be upset.
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You were engaged.
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And why would I care
about an aged b-boy?
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I mean, I have endless options.
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Ava, come on.
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Ava, open up.
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It's us.
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You want me to open up?
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The love of my life
is getting married.
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And it's not to me.
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And I blame Reagan.
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What?
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How can you blame me?
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We were two pop stars in love.
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As my friend,
you should've supported us.
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But instead, you did everything
to split us apart.
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That is not true.
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You told me to break up
with him about a million times,
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and when that didn't happen,
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you talked him into going
on an Asian tour with...
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- Lisa Stansfield. Yes.
- Yes!
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And he tapped that!
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Yes, he tapped it.
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Because he tapped everything.
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But he fell in love with her.
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I mean, it didn't last for very long.
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But by then, we had both moved on.
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Ava, you know I was right.
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All I know is,
I am going home to be alone
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in my beautiful manse in Bel Air,
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which I purchased from jazz
and soul legend Peabo Bryson.
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Enjoy your full, happy life
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while I cry in a jacuzzi
shaped like an eighth note.
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Wait a minute. Ava?
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Uh, the show?
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Why don't you tell the show
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to go on tour with Lisa Stansfield?
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Because that makes no sense.
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Oh, here you are.
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Hi. Oh, my God.
What a day.
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B-ro is getting married.
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- Hello.
- Oh, wow.
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Somebody's actually marrying
that creep, huh?
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Yes.
And Ava walked off the show.
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And she's blaming me
for their breakup.
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- Whoa.
- Honey? Why are you...
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Shuffling around like you're
smuggling drugs over there?
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No, no, I'm just...
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Thought that you might wanna see...
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A little someone.
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Make your day a little bit better.
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God, you're so cute.
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Thank you, babe.
I gotta say,
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just lifting Amy all day really
crushes my 'ceps, you know?
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Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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I was talking to Amy.
[Chuckles]
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So was I.
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You know what the great thing is
with this new underwear...
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Is it really hugs me
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in all the right places.
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[Chuckles]
What's going on?
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Wh--oh. You mean
with nouveau ensemble?
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Yeah.
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Just put it on
just for you, babe.
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Aw, for me.
Why, thank you.
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- Very nice.
- I just figured, you know...
255
00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,325
Even though we're hanging
around the house,
256
00:09:12,359 --> 00:09:14,994
it might be nice to wear
clothes that fit
257
00:09:15,028 --> 00:09:17,140
and don't have holes in them
and whatever.
258
00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,058
Like the stuff that I wear?
259
00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:20,900
Do you?
No, I don't--
260
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,369
[chuckles] That's...
I hadn't even thought...
261
00:09:23,404 --> 00:09:25,356
No. Not that I...
262
00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:27,407
Are you sending me a message
right now?
263
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,375
Like, when I'm at home,
264
00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:31,237
am I not--
am I not fancy enough for you?
265
00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:33,680
No. Babe, don't get...
I love your...
266
00:09:33,714 --> 00:09:35,658
Charity walk-a-thon sweatpants
and your birthing ponchos,
267
00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:37,410
all that stuff.
268
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,412
Oh, my God!
269
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,915
- N-n-no.
- I had your baby!
270
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,389
No, I know, I was there
the whole time...
271
00:09:43,407 --> 00:09:45,241
I laid out on that birthing
table with all my junk
272
00:09:45,276 --> 00:09:46,893
- hanging out there...
- Most of that stuff I can't
273
00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,278
even get out of my mind
if I wanted to...
274
00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:49,579
And they sliced me
from here to here
275
00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:51,230
and literally pulled
the baby out of my stomach,
276
00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:52,425
so you can't tell me what I can wear!
277
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,902
- You work so hard.
- I work 14 hours a day!
278
00:09:55,936 --> 00:09:57,237
I'm allowed to come home
279
00:09:57,271 --> 00:09:58,389
and put on something comfortable.
280
00:09:58,555 --> 00:10:00,473
That's your God-given right!
281
00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:01,474
What? What do you want?
282
00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:02,675
Want me to just, like, come home
283
00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:05,230
and put on a silk cami and a thong?
284
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,608
No! Babe, I'm not e--
do you have that?
285
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:14,053
No. That stuff is
so, way too revealing.
286
00:10:14,088 --> 00:10:17,992
I am so sorry for my...
Existence.
287
00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,859
No, it's okay.
288
00:10:19,894 --> 00:10:21,621
I'm not mad.
289
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,331
Because that was
some very helpful feedback.
290
00:10:25,366 --> 00:10:26,459
I thank you.
291
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,369
Oh, don't do pray hands.
Please, that...
292
00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:30,880
Okay, you're thanking...
293
00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:32,205
Th...I...
294
00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:33,508
You're welcome, then, I guess.
295
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,801
Is--right?
I mean,
296
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,470
if you...If you mean it.
I just...
297
00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,216
Honey, I got up early
298
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:46,302
and spent two hours
making you a fabulous,
299
00:10:46,337 --> 00:10:49,305
your favorite, omelet with
goat cheese and genoa salami.
300
00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,109
- I am sorry.
- [British accent] Oh, darling,
301
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,443
will we be taking breakfast
302
00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:53,820
in the kitchen this morning?
303
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,030
What is happening?
304
00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:57,296
Well, I thought
about your advice.
305
00:10:57,314 --> 00:10:58,598
And you're right.
306
00:10:58,632 --> 00:11:01,077
We should be much fancier
when we're at home.
307
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,495
Come on, Reagan.
308
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:03,705
Haven't you dressed?
309
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,524
Oh, God.
It feels so good
310
00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:10,527
to be fancy first thing
in the morning.
311
00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,478
And to think, without your advice,
312
00:11:12,513 --> 00:11:14,841
I would be having
this beautiful breakfast
313
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,968
in a non-fancy way.
314
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,012
Boy, I was really hoping
that you were gonna let this go.
315
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,155
Let this go? Oh, no. No,
I'm hooked.
316
00:11:22,189 --> 00:11:25,727
I have an addiction to being fancy.
317
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,354
Exquisite, darling.
318
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:33,109
[Sighs] Chris, can I just be
serious with you for one second?
319
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,445
Yes, that would be great.
320
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,971
[British accent]
I think the staff
321
00:11:38,005 --> 00:11:41,326
- is stealing our silver.
- Okay.
322
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,309
So we're not gonna be serious.
Okay...
323
00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:46,497
- Eyes and ears open.
- I'm not gonna win this, yeah.
324
00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:49,125
I really screwed up.
325
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,583
I brought it on the sexy front,
326
00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:53,129
but I blew it on the subtle part.
327
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,321
To make matters worse,
I sent her a bouquet
328
00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:57,342
- in the shape of a dog.
- Awful.
329
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,459
I know.
I panicked.
330
00:11:59,493 --> 00:12:01,094
The lady on the phone
from the flower place...
331
00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:03,306
She seemed so... confident.
332
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,184
It's just so upsetting.
333
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,520
I am committed to a man
who sends me a card
334
00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:12,231
that says, "I woof you."
335
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:15,008
I hate that.
336
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:16,759
Oh, did somebody get flowers
from someone who loves them?
337
00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:17,862
Good for that person.
338
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,712
Please send these to Carol
in accounting
339
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,547
from Marco in the mail room.
340
00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:23,549
- Aye.
- Thank you.
341
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:25,018
Okay, fine.
You know what?
342
00:12:25,052 --> 00:12:26,120
I did break you up.
343
00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:27,955
But that's because you are
my best friend.
344
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,156
And when you see a train
coming after your best friend,
345
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,459
you push them out of the way.
346
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,725
Well, maybe a real friend
347
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,212
would've given the train a chance.
348
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,340
The train cheated on you
with all the members of tlc.
349
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,615
It was only "T" and "l."
350
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:39,550
"C" just stayed the night.
351
00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:42,835
And besides, we both had our flings.
352
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,504
I certainly enjoyed
my one night of passion
353
00:12:44,538 --> 00:12:46,766
with that little Greek that ran
Bill Clinton's campaign.
354
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,393
George Stephanopoulos?
355
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,812
B-ro was sexually
and creatively devastating.
356
00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:53,946
Ugh.
357
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:58,417
It was like making love
to fire.
358
00:12:58,435 --> 00:12:59,946
Look. Remember this?
359
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:04,283
[Ava and B-ro's basically, you]
360
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:05,993
♪ Ava. Ava. ♪
361
00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:08,287
♪ basically ♪
362
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:12,949
♪ there are currently no reasons
why I shouldn't be with you ♪
363
00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:14,317
♪ basically ♪
364
00:13:14,368 --> 00:13:15,935
♪ it would certainly
be pleasing ♪
365
00:13:15,953 --> 00:13:19,872
♪ if you'd consent to be my boo ♪
366
00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,324
♪ mm, girl, ♪
367
00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:22,909
♪ pragmatically speaking ♪
368
00:13:22,943 --> 00:13:25,513
♪ you're the perfect option
for me right now ♪
369
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,557
♪ I appreciate it ♪
370
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,615
Honey, this was not real life.
371
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:31,686
It represented how we felt.
372
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,188
- He shot the director.
- At the director.
373
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:36,649
- He was only peacocking for me.
- Oh, God.
374
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,068
You guys had millions of problems.
375
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:40,493
Here, do you remember this night?
376
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:42,495
Where my money at, bitch?
377
00:13:42,513 --> 00:13:44,030
Baby, I told you,
I'm about to make a mint.
378
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,264
Me and Jodeci invested in
379
00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:47,600
that dope 24-hour
chicken pot pie restaurant.
380
00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:48,851
- That's money in the biz-ank.
- Guys!
381
00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:50,853
- Eat Prada, fool!
- Guys, guys!
382
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:52,271
Aw, really? Who offered
to buy you that Prada?
383
00:13:52,306 --> 00:13:54,917
Listen! We've all had
too many zimas, okay?
384
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,169
Both y'all bitches
actin' crazy!
385
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,443
Don't you call me a [Bleep]!
386
00:13:57,478 --> 00:14:00,012
I will kick your [Bleep].
387
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,508
So we bickered.
Every couple does that.
388
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:05,386
Honey, b-ro was the worst.
389
00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:08,931
Details magazine voted him
literally "the worst."
390
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,791
There was a lot of good.
He was my soul mate.
391
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:14,228
And now he's getting married,
and I'm all alone.
392
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,439
Terrible people
can get married, you know?
393
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,191
Terrible people can change.
394
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,610
You know,
I'm gonna give him a call.
395
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,135
- What?
- Yeah.
396
00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:23,553
We'll all go meet for drinks
or something,
397
00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:26,574
or whatever his probation
officer will allow him to have.
398
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,075
And I will prove to you
399
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,243
that you are better off without him.
400
00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:32,345
That dude cannot change, okay?
401
00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,957
Trust me.
402
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:36,649
♪ Basically ♪
403
00:14:36,683 --> 00:14:40,653
♪ there are currently no reasons
why I shouldn't be with you ♪
404
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:45,998
Hi, excuse me.
405
00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:48,858
Um, I'm here to meet Benjamin roth.
406
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:49,764
So, um, ah.
407
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,394
You know what?
Never mind.
408
00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:54,581
I see his crew.
[Inhales deeply]
409
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,133
Hey, guys.
How you doin'?
410
00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:59,469
Let me guess.
B-ro's late, right?
411
00:14:59,503 --> 00:15:00,816
Look, I-I know how this goes.
412
00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:03,361
So let's just set a few ground rules.
413
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,374
First of all,
414
00:15:04,408 --> 00:15:06,543
I am not sleeping with any of you.
415
00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:07,977
Secondly, I am not gonna have a drink
416
00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,784
that is not ordered in my presence.
417
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:14,830
Reagan, over here!
418
00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:19,544
Mm. Drakkar Noir is...
It's, um...
419
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,254
You're all wearing it.
420
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,275
I love it.
421
00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:23,660
I could smell it when I walked in.
422
00:15:23,694 --> 00:15:25,800
So enjoy your lunch.
All the best.
423
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,718
- Hey.
- Hi.
424
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:30,583
Oh, it's so great to see you.
425
00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:31,514
You look fantastic.
426
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,737
Wow!
So do you.
427
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:35,071
What's with the, uh...
428
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,770
The no-ponytail
a-and seeming-soberness?
429
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,398
[Chuckles]
Well, I cleaned up finally.
430
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,545
Quit the music biz,
431
00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:44,431
got really involved in my church,
432
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,682
started a charity.
433
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:47,822
Uh, just tryin' to
pay things forward.
434
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,453
Yeah, but if I--
if I got you some 'shrooms
435
00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:52,856
and a styrofoam cup
of some fresh "sizzurp,"
436
00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:54,078
you'd be down with that,
though, right?
437
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,705
No.
Not really.
438
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,999
- But kinda.
- [Scoffs] No.
439
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,251
- Eh, little bit.
- No.
440
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,169
What if I said
I had it in my purse?
441
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:03,149
[Flirtatiously]
Hi, boys.
442
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,422
Ava, honey.
443
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,631
Over here.
444
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,655
Oh.
Oh!
445
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:09,594
Benjamin?
446
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,387
Ava, you look amazing.
447
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,410
So do you.
448
00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:14,682
[Whispers]
He looks good.
449
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,601
[Whispers]
Don't be fooled.
450
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,894
And this is the school
I founded in Kenya.
451
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,283
And this is little mwai.
452
00:16:20,317 --> 00:16:21,718
Oh, just adorable.
453
00:16:21,752 --> 00:16:22,982
This is Sophie, his sister.
454
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,567
- Super-sweet.
- I hope you're happy, Reagan.
455
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,656
Don't forget, he stole
all your money, okay?
456
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,738
- Where's it at?
- Anyway, that's Kenya.
457
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,493
Now you have to see pictures
458
00:16:30,528 --> 00:16:31,407
from El Salvador and Guatemala.
459
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,313
Yeah, no.
You know what?
460
00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:37,705
Um, b-ro... Benjamin...
461
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,498
I owe you an apology, okay?
462
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:43,339
I-I was being very cynical.
463
00:16:43,374 --> 00:16:46,192
And I did not think that
people could change.
464
00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:47,131
Especially you.
465
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,050
But th-that was stupid...
Of me.
466
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,781
Because, really,
for the last ten years,
467
00:16:51,816 --> 00:16:53,082
I have been watching Ava
468
00:16:53,117 --> 00:16:54,951
turn into one
of the most amazing people
469
00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:56,849
that I've ever met.
470
00:16:57,015 --> 00:17:00,457
Aw, honey.
One love. One love.
471
00:17:00,491 --> 00:17:01,646
[Cell phone rings]
472
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,960
Oh! It's my lunchtime call
with my baby.
473
00:17:03,994 --> 00:17:05,441
Excuse me.
474
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,318
Hi, honey.
475
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,399
Wow. You seem really great.
476
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:10,738
I'm really happy for you.
477
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,908
- Your show is so amazing.
- Aww.
478
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,305
Hey, but I'm-I'm so impressed
479
00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:16,452
to see how successful you've become.
480
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,204
[Sighs]
Thank you.
481
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,476
And maybe now you don't
have to be
482
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:20,956
so uptight with your money.
483
00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:23,376
Say what?
484
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,848
Hi, boo-boo.
[Makes baby noises]
485
00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,629
- Who you calling a bitch...
- You, bitch!
486
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,151
Oh, get that [Bleep]
Outta my face.
487
00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:29,919
Oh, there it is.
I have to call you back.
488
00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:32,009
- Where my money at, fool?
- Guys!
489
00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,890
Guys!
Okay, you have to stop.
490
00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:35,262
[Bleep]
491
00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:38,061
Reagan, I think you were right.
492
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:39,896
I think my instincts with men
493
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:41,310
are [Clicks tongue] Well...
494
00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:43,688
Let's just say,
it's no secret why I'm alone.
495
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,302
You're gonna find someone.
496
00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:47,358
Until then...
497
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,906
♪ Basically ♪
Ugh.
498
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,424
♪ There are currently
no reasons... ♪
499
00:17:51,475 --> 00:17:52,442
- Oh, God.
- ♪ Why I shouldn't ♪
500
00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:54,115
♪ be with you ♪
501
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,812
♪ I appreciate you ♪
502
00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:57,146
[Chuckles]
Good.
503
00:17:57,181 --> 00:17:58,369
Thanks, buddy.
504
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,816
- Oh!
- Yeah.
505
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:04,604
I got you a little something!
506
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:08,170
Oh!
You got me a thong!
507
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,577
I was thinking
about your doggy bouquet.
508
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,062
And, look...
509
00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:14,831
Chris may have made a mistake.
510
00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:16,599
But he's one of the good ones.
511
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:17,513
Forgive him.
512
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,536
He just doesn't understand.
513
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,892
I just had a baby.
I mean, what?
514
00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,623
He wants me to walk around
the house looking like this?
515
00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:24,741
I mean, underneath this,
516
00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:27,565
I have a girdle
and two pairs of spanx on.
517
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,580
I may not be good
at relationships,
518
00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:33,616
but I am really good at helping
other people with theirs.
519
00:18:33,651 --> 00:18:36,574
That's why they gave me my own show.
520
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,326
- See that?
- Mm-hmm.
521
00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:45,124
Hey.
522
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,877
Hey.
523
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,754
Come sit down here for a second.
524
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,836
Okay.
525
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,594
[Clears throat]
526
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,542
"My life without you."
527
00:18:59,577 --> 00:19:00,639
If I had never met you,
who would I be?
528
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,224
Honey.
You don't have to...
529
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:07,684
Without you,
I would be lost and alone.
530
00:19:07,718 --> 00:19:12,943
I would have a strange,
non-ironic mustache.
531
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:14,403
[Giggles]
532
00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:16,593
Without you, I would've
dropped out of law school
533
00:19:16,627 --> 00:19:18,532
and spiraled
until I finally hit bottom.
534
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:21,744
Oh, God. You'd be working
at hurricane harbor?
535
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,370
Yeah, it's actually soak city.
536
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:24,497
Oh.
537
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,202
And without you,
I wouldn't have had
538
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:29,505
any of these wonderful experiences.
539
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,644
Oh.
Barack and the kids.
540
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:36,592
I forgot about that night.
541
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,594
I forgot how much
I love Photoshop.
542
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,637
[Chuckles]
543
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,352
And, lastly,
and most importantly,
544
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:48,257
without you, I wouldn't have this.
545
00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:55,098
That's pretty perfect.
546
00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,270
I am gonna go slip into something
547
00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:06,559
a little more...
Comfortable.
548
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:16,090
♪ Bow-chicka-bow-wow ♪
549
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,967
Wow.
I like it.
550
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,589
Yeah, me too.
551
00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:21,708
It's like, rec room on the outside...
552
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,472
Strip club on the inside.
553
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:24,877
Yeah.
554
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:28,881
And I'm kind of like,
nerd dad on the outside...
555
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,667
And '80s tennis star on the inside.
556
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,690
[Chuckles]
Yeah, baby.
557
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:33,970
[Ava and b-ro's basically, you]
558
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,605
♪ Basically ♪
559
00:20:35,639 --> 00:20:40,677
♪ there are currently no reasons
why I shouldn't be with you ♪
560
00:20:40,711 --> 00:20:42,045
♪ basically ♪
561
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,492
♪ it would certainly
be pleasing ♪
562
00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:46,616
♪ if you'd consent to be my boo ♪
563
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,579
- ♪ basically, you'renza
the woman of my dreams ♪
564
00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:51,565
♪ like a princess with a crown ♪
565
00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:52,633
♪ or even a queen ♪
566
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,701
♪ wanna kiss on your neck ♪
567
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:55,969
♪ and tickle your feet ♪
568
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,922
♪ and [Bleep] While I [Bleep] ♪
569
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,974
♪ you're my heart, my world ♪
570
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,392
♪ an angel on earth ♪
571
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,888
♪ a grown woman I respect ♪
572
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,545
♪ 'cause you know
what you worth ♪
573
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:08,598
♪ strong and independent,
educated, too ♪
574
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:12,319
♪ that's why I wanna [Bleep] ♪
575
00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:14,021
♪ I love you ♪
576
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,790
♪ I love you ♪
577
00:21:19,874 --> 00:21:23,490
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